Post abominations, bad ideas, and stupid shit thats in the DIY spiritPrevious thread: >>2122116
>>2158997>This doesn't need to be a door ever again
>>2159077if they did the pipes right they can turn with the door
>>2159084Not if you want them to actually continue past the door on the other side
>>2159088attach the thing on the other side to the door
>>2158997seems so well thought out, I'd imagine the wall to the left is knocked out and they said fuck it a door is easier to turn into a wall than a doorframe
>>2159098>don't complete me or my son's circuit ever again
>>2159241WOW, what a total abomination... who the fuck puts those ugly ass curtains on windows! jesus fucking christ burn that fucking shit down!
>>2159241>a river runs through it
>>2159084If they would have radiused them starting at the door's open position, the door could have swung with the pipes staying in place
>>2159098They could have attached the switch with screws through the wrong holes into the box, lopped the plate off at the trim and it would have looked only half retardedI'm in cheap cabinetry and have to do retarded shit to quell the homeowner all the time
>>2159241>Bedrooms right off the living roomHello? Yes, I'd like a house that isn't family friendly AT ALL>>I have just the listing!!
>>2159556Would look better with steel framed commercial doors
Most boomers I know simply don't have the ability to think past the next step ahead. They can't imagine a bigger picture. It's all that leaded gasoline in the air from back when they were babies, fucked up their brains for life. They simply can't consider tripping on stupid stuff, their emotions demand they do the first thing they get excited about and that's the end of the thought process. That's why this shit happens.
>>2159588topkek.10/10 effort post.
>>2159592More like copypasta
>>2159556that's actually kinda cool though
>>2159556This legit looks awesome. Someone in construction could totally pull this off.>>2159241Now this is ALMOST cool. If the stones were flushed with the concrete and filled in with some kind of resin that didn't feel horrible to walk on it would look super cool.
>>2159556They should make it look like it's crashing in though the ceiling.
>>2159556a system to conduct heat through the bucket from the flue would be cool. That much steel would stay warm for a long time and radiate lots of heat.
>>2159915It would also be very very bad and dangerous for small children, pets, grandma...
>>2159915>>2159828That thing looks fake though. Resembles materials found on dollar store toys.
>>2159556Ah... excuse me, but that is FUCKING AWESOME and not an abomination at all.
>>2159588Sounds like (((((_____))))) people
>>2159833>When you realize it's dirty water, not a floor
>>2160085There are clear grid lines on the "dirty water". It's obviously a floor and not a flooding event.
Ouch! My neck!
>>2159241I can't unsee that horror.
>>2159556Unnecessary big and what’s with that beam right behind?
>>2159556I wouldn't want to live there, but that's cute and I give them props for the art
>>2160144>Unnecessary big and what’s with that beam right behind?I will take "Structural Beams" for $400, Alex
>>2159981the bucket seems real but the arm seems to be fabricated from steel much thinner than the genuine articles
>>2160179also no holes for the bucket linkage, which I'd imagine wouldn't be removed anyway if they were using a real arm
>>2159556Forklift operators ain't got SHIT on this
>>2160215The fuck you sayThese scars were earned
>>2160179ngl the bucket looks like painted styrofoam or rubber-like plasticThe 4 diagonal dunno-what-it's-called on the right look like they are glued one with the first one crooked too
>>2160015Looks good, i don't have to stand over my toilet to masturbate.
>>2160216Well, those damned Europeans create them in three layers - i'm gonna show those commies real freedom!
Phillips head screws on new planes.
>>2159241might be functional for the blind
>>2160015welp, show's over. looks like the bugmen caught on, and are making these for faceberg likes.
>>2160017Nah that's just college
>>2160505Looks like NAS517-5-14. Very common in your typical commercial aircraft as well.
>>2160015Sometimes you shit so hard, you need to sit
>>2160245>The 4 diagonal dunno-what-it's-called on the right look like they are glued one with the first one crooked toothey are simply strips of steel often hand-cut, bent to shape and welded on for hardfacing purposesit may or may not be a real bucket but I'm guessing real
>>2160511>for the blind>trip hazard that doubles as an injury hazard once tripped upon>for the blindI can understand where you are coming from but use your noggin m8
>>2160204when you first discover the real life version of the photoshop clone stamp
>>2160015>fakeup station>comfortable chair>large dog food bowlYou just know...
>>2160204Why yes I'm a finish carpenter how could you tell?
>>2160015>I like to watch
>>2159833catholic church rectory
>>2160505Is that a fucking Su-57? The supposed "next generation" of Russian technology?
>>2160781Are you retarded?
>>2160775>*applies fluorescent yellow tape lengthwise*Nothin' personnel kid
>>2160777That toilet gives me SCP-173 vibes.
>>2160777My surfingkeys hints for this image were WC
>tfw every part of my house qualifies for this thread.
>>2161316You gotta post pics, my man
>>2160109Can't put my finger on why but this is inexplicably comfy for some reason.
>>2160525It's a real bucket.t. I watch them digging holes all day.
>>2160204For that “archeological dig” look
>>2160144>>2160151Learn the difference between beams and columns.
>>2160204When Norm Abram helps you finish out the trim.
>>2160220litarally anyone can learn youer trade reasoanbly well in a week. when i was a young i had hazmat raiding on lify ytuck for PPG literally a day class. your trade can ne mastered in a few months, i did it and i was a chemist
>>2160519Commercial aircraft don't fly as fast or do the maneuvers those jets do, the vibration is gonna fuck itself into the ground.
>>2160923How does that toilet give you 173 vibes? I think you mean 789, that's the toilet one.
>>2160204>Make the trim fancy, money's no object!!Uhhh, okay
>>2160775Jesus Christ.>They loved the house but both broke their ankles on the step soooooo they're out
>>2160777>Moves the wall to put in a shower>Leaves the toilet, plunger and corner shelf
>>2161920The toilet seems to have moved from being against the wall like it should to face the door, waiting for its prey to open it.
>>2160109Ditch that horrible flat screen entertainment system, replace it with a console stereo and a vintage pacman cocktail cabinet, and this would be amazing.
>>2161910A meth chemist?
>>2161910anon was just joking
>>2162131How do you miss that gigantic fucking window throughout all the steps of installing a door?This had to be either intentional or done by an entirety clueless retard.
>>2162144God damn it Karen why you yelling about the door? I'm busy carpeting your stair case
>>2162144>>2162131My best guess is that they fucked up when installing the hinges and left the door like that until they can be arsed to fix it.
>>2162144probably switched it so their small dog could see who it was yapping at all day.
>>2162131This is the home of a foot fetishist.
>>2160204>runs fingernail upwardsVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVWWWWWWWOOOPP
>>2160109Is this a screen shot from counterstrike source?
>>2160775took me a second. christ
>>2161944genuinely thank you for the explanation
>>2159556An insurance company would 100% be satisfied with this. That would work better than 99% off non-combustable materials typical used behind wood stoves. Also the radiant head would keep the house warm for a long time after that flame is put out.
>>2162131This is so the dog/cat can see outside.
>>2162233>Also the radiant head would keep the house warm for a long time after that flame is put out.You only say that because that metal bucket is in your face screaming for attention.Holding heat is all about mass, if you use thick concrete walls you would have way more mass without that eyesore.
>>2162131˙ɯǝlqoɹd ǝɥʇ ǝǝs ʇ,uop I
>>2159833My m8 has those in his house.He's 5'11", not sure if that matters.
>>2160204It's like I'm in the middle of modeling something off of SolidWorks
>>2162159Straight out my nightmares
>>2161910>litarally anyone can learn youer trade reasoanbly well in a weekDude, forklift training takes a couple hours tops.
>>2161910When you're on this board, actually anywhere on this site, imagine a winky face after every post you read. It'll save us all a lot of time. ;-)
>>2159833I've had to do this a couple times. They backfilled the basement with concrete to keep the ghosts out. It's a cost effective way of dealing with houses that are mega cursed.
>>2162131what? that's a beauty of a home ye cunt
>>2162350>5'11"ah, so they're stairs for manlets
>>2160109where's the hole with the bondaged woman hidden inside?
>>2162238>Holding heat is all about massTry again, you got half of the equation
>>2162164The comedy gold would be getting that balls deep into it, figuring it will hang ok... then realising you're going to have to probably do a 2nd mortise into the frame for the lock as the handle would be at an odd height
>what kinda aesthetic you want bro>dude you know how jolly ranchers taste...>say no more
>>2160777Manhattan or Europe?
>>2162131Know what? I love this.
>>2159241>>2159556Do americans really these ugly ass dark tiles? Disgusting. Looks like full coverage shitstains.
>>2164084Usually only around the hearth like in bucket loader pic.Sometimes in the mudroom.
>>2164039Looks handy for hanging things on
>>2159562Ironically my dream house has two bedrooms off of the living room and one off the dining room. It was my great-grandmothers house and was originally a three room shack they kept adding on too.
>>2159562>>2164144But in the spirit of the thread, here's the bathroom the new owners added. My grandfather offered for 40 years to build a bathroom in this exact spot and my great grandmother refused every time. The new owners hired Mexicans to jack leg it.
>>2164155>pooping in the garageAre you a fucking raccoon?
>>2164144>my dream house is a 3 bedroom shack with additions on itDream bigger
>>2164175It's a back porch that was finished into a laundry room. The reason we wanted to put a bathroom there was that when we had family gatherings there was 40 people and 1 bathroom. >>2164177I have 16 acres across the river I'm going to build on. This house just has a lot of sentimental value. Plus all the additions my great grandparents did were done very well. The Mexicans these people hired hooked up the hot and cold water for the shower backwards.
>>2164177my dream house has wall-to-wall carpetting, at least three toilets in every room, and the ceilings are a black velvet Elvis painting
>>2159098We have a ton of those at work.They forgot to account for the trim.
Fuck it, sink in the bedroom
>>2160220Someone should Photoshop Klaus there instead of that skull
>>2162226How the fuck were you not able to able to deduce that from the photo you brainlet
>>2162131Door is smiling at you :D
>>2164155>>2164198>the new ownersSo wait, did your family sell the house to someone else, and you're buying it back from those people?
>>2164218It used to be a nursery and the woman was tired of having to go to another room to clean shit off her hands?
>>2164218>sink in the bedroomWhen you get done shitting in the drywall bucket in the closet you'll be glad it's there.
>>2164218So you can wash your hands for 20secs with handwash every time you touch a doorknob
>>2164333Once seen van advertising company that replaces windshields. "We will repair anything, cars, buses, trucks etc., space shuttles."
"You take the left handle...the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the right handle...you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
>>2160777Well... Thats stupid but if you really need a complete bathroom in a closet i can imagine worse
>>2162636Underrated postI giggld
>>2164283The bathroom was literally right outside of this room
>>2164333Live in Michigan, much? LOL
>>2164416Nah, it's like the ICBM firing procedure where you need two people to turn the keys simultaneously
>>2162670It does give that extreme porn set vibe
>>2164277Yes. When my great grandmother died nobody wanted to put the time into keeping the place from falling apart except my mother and I. Eventually we couldn't keep up with it because we lived 10 hours away and we had financial issues of our own. I begged them but they wouldn't sell out to us because we didn't have the money and the ended up selling it for 75k to someone who ended up turning it into an airbnb, which is what my mother had planned to do with it if the family had gone in on the repairs. Now the house is valued at goddamn 200k.
>>2160505it's flush, torqued, and locktite is usedt. aircraft engineer.
>>2162159>>2160775This is only really a problem for the camera.If you are moving, i;e walking downstairs, you'd notice the points that move due to paralax etc.also, after going up and down a few times, people jsut muscle memory their way.How fuckign autistic is someone to stare at the floor while walking?
>>2162771just an old woman's home, bro. You never visit your grandma?
>>2164218These things used to be common.Where these things come from, is that before running water and dedicated bath room was a thing, you had a bowl with water in your room to wash your face. Also another bowl with water under your bed to shit in, apparently.I have also seen few more fancy places that had sink in one of the day rooms, so you could for example make tea, or wash your hands and tools after painting.
>>2164155useful.Spare shitter, especially ground floor, is useful for when old folks come over.
>>2164502>torquedHow do you torque a Philip’s head?
>>2164507I don't think stairs are that dangerous either, but when steps are in the middle of a room, it becomes a tripping hazard, because you may let your guard down at the wrong time.
>>2164518Torque tools come in many shades, Edd boy
>>2164518>How do you torque a Philip’s head?Twist the screwdriver until it cams out. Boom. Torqued to spec.
>>2164526When it cams out, it is also likely to scratch up the paint.
>>2164528>IKEA planeWhy not hex or torx?
>>2164524Is this supposed to be a water feature, or is that floor really meant for walking?
>>2164518what is a 1/4" socket and a phillips bit?
>>2164552Flood protected entrance in Venice where they use boats in the "streets".
>>2162131This door was made in Australia
>>2164416I fabbed up something like that.Door not on a hinge. Pull both and door comes completely off.Sometimes there's no room for a door to swing out or the door is not used often.In my case, it was my cellar door that lead out to bulkhead.Opening had no 90 degree corners. I made a weirdly shaped hatch that fit the peculiar-shaped opening.
>>2164432Sidesaddle, like a lady
>>2164434>see 1st missed bolt>ok, not so bad>page down>oh no!
>>2164824Considering the problem this is a more ingenious solution than most people would've come up with. That said it's a weird problem in the first place.
>>2164580I get the flood protection with the elevated part in the pink circle, but what's with all the other levels, especially that one raised block in the yellow circle and the small lip circled in orange? The whole thing seems to be designed to suck to walk on.
>>2164829The green circle is pots for 2 ferns that died.The brass block in the yellow circle is a mounting point for a glass door that became redundant after a new glass door was installed a meter behind it.The floor of room 4 is below room 5 and 2 and had flooding problems, that is why the lip in the blue circle was made. The orange circle is where the old door and wall was.The red circle goes into room 5 that is 1 step below room 3 and 2.
>>2159562fuck off boomer. this isn't Facebook
>>2159588but boomers sure love talking about what they are going to do. they usually only do half the bs they said. boomers sure love the sound of their own voice
>>2164496Why do Amerimutt Jew their own children? How do you all hate your spawn that much? You see many cases of parents sueing the child and vice versa on news.
>>2159973onca again boomer; Facebook is down the hall so fuck off
lmao go fuck yourself
>>2160775based plan to get rid of your boomers parents before they destroy your inheritance with a reverse mortgage
>>2164510of course not. i need an alibi for when that boomer croaks
>>2164878its the jew culture. they wanted to destroy all community bonds to family, friends, community, tribe so that you would go along with globohomo while they replace everyone with machines
>>2164873So it's one bandaid solution on top of another ad infinitum? Then it deserves every criticism it gets.
>>2162622a kek shekel for you and your dog
>>2164890Sir, this is the DIY board
>>2164423Yeah bt opening 2 doors with shit covered hands vs washing your hands in the same room isn't a hard choice.
>>2165264He's not wrong though. Unless you're proposing he follow board culture and make a DIY solution to the financer/media problem.
>>2160777me playing prop hunt
>>2165193Back when Europe was the only place that mattered, Paris (and Venice) was the center of the world.If you fix the building flaws, it will loose all historical value.
>>2165372>The brass block in the yellow circle is a mounting point for a glass door that became redundant after a new glass door was installed a meter behind it.>The floor of room 4 is below room 5 and 2 and had flooding problems, that is why the lip in the blue circle was made.>The orange circle is where the old door and wall was.Sounds like it already pretty much has.If you're going to fuck around with it to preserve it, at least do it right ie; safe and attractive as well as functional.
>>2164873>2 ferns that died
>>2162159I've had just two beers and these stairs got my palms sweating
>>2160777>Excuse me sis, just need to get past you to pop in the shower real quick.
>>2164873Now we know why you guys prefer boats so much. Can't make walkways worth a shit.
>>2165308'board culture is what I say it is and it's MY responsibility to enforce what I say it is'uh huh. i think your brain is broken.
>>2164824I feel like this would make great sense in a van RV where space is super limited and you REALLY want a toliet
>>2165699follow the topic, the other anon asked a question and he answered it. you seem to have issues of your own you shouldn't point fingers faggot
>>2160109Looks like a room you’d see in OG Doom
>>2160109Looks like a house I'd make in Minecraft
>>2164824this is the image that started these abominations threads
>>2164824The window wall oven is what gets me
>>2166120I was legit going to build my shed to this standard
>>2166118Ok I understand there's such a thing as engineered osb joists. But is this actually a thing?
>>2166147No, Turbans will just cut costs any fuckin way they can to crank out cheap suburban developments all over canada.
>>2166151And they don't have building inspectors over there?
>>2158997Buy "new" house. It's a shithole bit so is anything else affordable in my area. Refuse to have a 30 year mortgage. Wish to invest heavily into financial education, investments, and early retirement. Decide on small old shit farmhouse and 7 acres for the next 20 years or so.Wife wants bathroom remodeling. Wife then triggered because the sink is gone. Wife wants some obscure sized dresser turned into a sink because FUCKING PINTREST COMMUNIST COCKSUCKERS IS THE TRENDY THING TO DO...Triggered because no hot water despite having a hose on the hot water heater and a garden hose.Fucking fine here...Not used one time.Been over a year now no bathroom sink.>I want to redo the floor before we move in this stupid bullshit meme sink in.I'm glad I spent the appropriate time and materials on this project now. Literally trash pulled from a house teardown.I'm literally digging a hole in the ground and fucking off to it. Fuck a house. The Joneses can keep up with they own self. I'll spend my days digging with a diy electric skid loader and autism
>>2159588Can confirm. Pretty sure all of the dickfarming broke me...Now I just break rocks and welcome the silicosicis instead of worry about all of the lead I've huffed over the years.
>>2160220Hello I am a stupid faggot that wishes to violently thrust an 8 ton pallet of juice into a semi whioe the driver is sleeping for a living.Forklift? Operator? These are two things I like to have sex with. YES PLEASE! proceeds to become the faggot that won't shut up at EVERY party. Just cringe and annoying enough to want to beat bit sad enough you'd feel bad. He then puts on his sleeveless t-shirt, fingerless gloves, bandana, and sons of anarchy pleather jacket.Such a badass
>>2166152When it's just another turban from the same family? Oversight in canada is bullshit.
>>2166159if it works and is stupid, it's not stupid
>>2166178Tell that to everyone but me and the dog who set it off twice ;)
>>2162211I am for real cracking up
>>2164416This is the funniest thread I’ve seen on 4chan in a long long time
>>2164526>until it cams out.But I don't want to strip the head.
>>2162771I'm Canadian and this looks pretty money to me
>>2166170Somebody failed their 3 day training course
>>2160220I fucking love this t-shirtThey really need to make one for accountants>>2166069>Whats cooking?>let me just snap this one off and I'll let you know in a minute
>>2166465The chandelier decal on the wall really sells it.
>>2166466Its got that pull-string light switch too which some people hate (and probably for good reason when they break) but I always liked them as they just made the walls look clean
>>2160144They had to build it near a column so it wouldn't go right through the floor
>>2159241only ine word:WHY?
>>2166515ah yes, the shit slide
Why new toilets are shit compared to old ones:https://youtu.be/0v820K1wFo8
>>2166528Well you no longer need to go outside to get your own wrist shattering trip hazard and skin stripping gravel rashIts just so convenient
>>2165264Yeah, and his post is 100% on topic, because every single DIY project and labor of love is a big fuck-you to the Jewish agenda.
just spent the last twenty minutes cracking up at this fuckin Wallace and Gromit shit lol
>>2166515Sometimes you stare into the abyss and sometimes the abyss stares back.
>>2166515Typical kraut toilet
>>2166515Finally a toilet that will let my balls hang down without touching the water.
>>2166515But I thought you sit on the toilet THIS way? ...So you have that nice little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk? ...Well cause then you got the flusher right here!
>>2166881galaxy brain here
>>2166881You have to go back
>>2166529Hey, man, sometimes you just gotta let shit slide.
>>2166515Toilet has a poop shelf so you can inspect it
doing worldbuilding research for a thing. I'm sure I'll find a lot of these going through house listings.
I made a doll
>>2166147I used those pieces of shit in a cheap ass subdivision house in the early 2000s. This was in northern Ohio. Those are real joists...
>>2166159>can you install a softener loop for me
>>2167041Good job anon. I like it a lot
>>2162159>>2164507My deck has diagonal steps in an awkward location. I have slipped on them more then once because I was unable to see the edges of the steps. I have since painted the edges a different color so they are better visible and haven't slipped since. Parallel lines like that can really mess with your ability to perceive differences in elevation, even with parallax. This floor appears to be in some kind of public building or apartment so it probably sees a lot of traffic from people who aren't familiar with this staircase. They are begging for someone to fall and sue them.
>>2167074Thank you! its a character from a game I made. No button eyes yet and the dye is still wet so I will need to do a second pass on the spots.
>>2166069The ironic bit is that many Russian apartments have a small cupboard underneath the kitchen window for use as a pantry. Because the wall is thinner and uninsulated, this area gets pretty cold, giving it the name "Khrushchev's refrigerator." So the oven is installed in the space meant for the "refrigerator.">>2166147It's an beam made of wood and OSB and it works well until the OSB rots out or burns. Then it's just 2x4.
>>2167093oh... I thought it was something you fondle and stick your dick in
>>2167093>Pomao devThis poster is a schizo.https://pricklypeargames.itch.io/pomaos-quest
>>2167377that's not the most up to date version. >>2167337nah
>>2166123Why Americans don’t use spacers between different layers of the wall? Without air you get the mold
>>2160109reminds me of those early 2000' texture packs mods for top seller video games. Your gpu could barely run those but hey, now the main character can drive a green marble van and wield a rick astley shaped lightsaber.
>>2166217>I'm Canadianpost ignored
>>2160017I have a water bottle (or part of it) hanging from my shower head; The shower head drips water straight down after it's turned off, and the water was causing mold to grow on the shower caddy beneath it. Just added a section of water bottle (cut and carved more than this to remain aesthetically pleasing) so that the water instead flows through the bottle and down, passing over the caddy entirely.DESU though this image looks like it just werks, so I don't see the issue. If it's in a spare bathroom and you don't give a shit then why worry?
>>2162131>Local door in GREAT mood today!
>>2162131mate just needed a cat door, simple as
>>2166069imagine taking a shit that close to the oven. You're close enough to be able to pour hot water for a tea too.
>>2167756those window panes don't open.
>>2167796no panes, just leave it open. Get a cooling cross-breeze right at your feet. Great feeling when you're home after a long day at work.
>>2162771Is this one of those hidden objects games?
>how to kill drunk people
>>2168001I'm assuming this is just how its painted? It would be very cool if it was painted to look weird but also have some awful geometry but in a different way than its painted to look like.
>>2168026>Looks like a dip>Actually a humpLmaoooo
>>2167524Can't read your post. Too busy doing whatever THE FUCK I want
>>2166147Rain drop:Heh, nothing personal, kiddo
>>2164416Fuck, I'm going to do this for a temp panel in my stairway when I remodel our second story. >Pull both handles>Remove panel entirelyAmazing for specific situations
>>2160093It was obviously a joke I assume your response was too, but I'm just making sure we're all on the same page
>>2168035>>2168026TBF it is a rampAlso, these types of illusions only really work from one spot
>>2164218Quite common in europe
>>2167015BINGO!!!!! thats the correct answer
As a child i thought you were supposed to sit on these things instead of squad. Frensh people are disgusting.
>>2166881Hahahaha that's so funny. I love it when people quote TV shows. Fucking hilarious
>>2164824> Go into the kitchen> Microwave a hot pocket> Make some tea> Consume both while taking a shit> All while never leaving the kitchenIf you only had a tv on the other side, it would be the perfect mancave
>>2168163man, what the fuck has got you being such a joyless prick
>>2164416>>2168043Hinges on both sides with handles moving the pins.
>>2166195Then don't use fucking Philips
ya'll like my pool room?
>>2167068Did all my pex with full 360 loop until I had bought all the fittings to see the exact lenghts.
>>2168162I'd rather have those in a public toilet
>>2168182this exists. they are called studio apartments.
>>2168264>joyless prickI was enjoying the thread until one faggot decided to post a quote of south park without even setting it up. Rewording it into something unique would've maybe been somewhat funny.
>>2168631christ that was funny
>>2160204Yo dawg, I heard you liked crown moulding.
>>2164198If its a delta mixer you can just flip the cartridge 180, don't ask me how I know.
>>2162159When I take the stairs, I like to risk my life
>>2164518Philips head was designed for the screwdriver to pop out when maximum torque is achieved. It was designed this way for automated manufacturing. The bit popping out prevents thread damage.
>>2168565Unironically like this. Sure it's ugly as shit but turning a useless room into a hot tub is awesome.
>>2161341You read The Hobbit as a child
>>2164218>>2164511My granny's house has these. I used to stay there all the timeActually extremely comfy having a sink in your bedroom, nice for getting water at night and splashing water on your face when you wake up.Also probably would have been nice for cleaning the ol dick off after sex if I had been into fucking my gf at my granny's house
>>2164218I put a barsink in my bedroom, because I wanted filtered water at night.
>>2160015I used to work in EMS and you'd be amazed by the number of calls we got that were old people who either needed help getting to the bathroom or had fallen on the way there. I bet this is an old person's house where a relative or someone moved their old TV-watchin' chair to their oversized bathroom so they wouldn't have to go as far. Would also explain some of the other odd things in the image, like the decor, the rug (which was probably put there to act as a cushion, or traction for a walker) and the fact that no one bothered to redecorate before listing the house for sale. The person who lived here is probably either dead or in assisted living.
>>2160015>it washes its behind in the bidet>or it gets the hose again
Hello? Yeah I want the world's stupidest room divider, as quickly as you can.
And I want to be able to stare at its underside from my cold, lifeless, dead bed.
Oh, you're home early! I put up those pictures in your study like you asked.
>>2169829That shelf being different lengths on the left and right side honestly bothers me more than the pictures. what the fuck. who does that.
>>2169826>>2169827And on todays episode of the rich and tasteless we've arrived at 'that fucking guys' houseMeanwhile at the drunk and seemed like a good idea at the time end of town
>>2169874I see no problem, it's so the person piggy-backing on the cook can play some light music while making dinner
>>2160204Windows 95 Solitaire Fan Clubhouse
>>2169830That's called a built-in, and given where the windows are you wouldn't build it any other way than how it's been done.
>>2166673you do have long balls, stamper
>>2164218It probably use to be a brothel and that’s where the prostitute would wash her genitals.
>>2164824You’ve never lived with an alcoholic?
>>2170247Not one that ever felt the need to hide in a cupboard for a shit>thank christ
i don't have a proper pic because the thing's buried somewhere in the garage, but:>be me, 10(?), at gran's country farm and bored>go into attic and discover old radio>kewl.FM>the power chord has been cut off so no plug and no way to turn it on and see if it works>ponder what to do in bed>see great-auntie's Virgin-Mary tealight (hope it's the right word) on nightstand>know it's old as shit and it doesn't work, but get an idea>cut off its plug and fiddle with the copper wires to fray them>get the radio down 2 flights of stairs without anyone taking notice>decide by cointoss what wires to tie together>the misshapen thing hold together somehow>plug it in>somehow it doesn't explode in my face taking out all electricity in the neihbourhood, instead a candle inside hums to life and some sounds comes through, though the volume and station dials don't do anythingi'm also looking to fix that thing one day, i think it's from the 50's/ 60's. is this board the right place to ask tips?>picrel is another old radio, but from other grandma
>>2170549Absolutely, it deserves a thread of its own.
>>2170564thanks, i'll set it up when i can get my hands on it and get proper pics/ know what's busted
>>2168773>Rewording it into something unique would've maybe been somewhat funny.Relying on Hollywood for the foundations of your logic or humor is supergay.
>>2164416If you use one handle, you open the broom closet. Use the other and it's the way out of the oubliette.
>>2170987I think I'd prefer to see blood in my stool instead of so y>>2171036There's something about this which makes me distinctly uncomfortable, like if a tree had an ear growing out of it or something
>>2164084because they wear shoes in the house, it's to hide the filth
>>2171036Do you think it's cushioned or solid?
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