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Post hands and other handymen will guess your profession and how long you've been working
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>>2068218
post yours first, with time stamp.
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>>2068218
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>>2068218
for anyone considering doing this, do not post high res pictures of your finger prints on the internet
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>>2068222
>what is a lazy filename
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>>2068233
because no one can rename files.
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>>2068232
cuz someone could 3d print them and glue them on them on their own fingers, and then like pull off a huge diamond heist? gtfoh
poltard. do you also wear 2 masks?
enjoy your conspiracy filled life and always looking behind you
own fingers
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>>2068241
Here you go fren
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>>2068251
let's see your finger prints then sperg
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>>2068257
Ain't skeered
come at me poltard
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>>2068286
I am skeered.
They know all
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I really need to stop biting my nails.
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>>2070466
plumber obviously, you have shit all over your hand
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>>2070470
Nah
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>>2068218
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>>2070474
i wasn't prepared for this, lol
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>>2068218
I come from a close knit family
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>>2068218
I don't know your profession, but I bet you're really stupid.
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>>2070474
Dave? How are the dogs?
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>>2070514
AHHHHHHHH
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>>2070466
Theft
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>>2070474
Ma?
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>>2070665
I’m white, just tan. You guys need some sun
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>>2070507
Slave labor, in one of the biggest meat processing plants, making dog food
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I thought this board was full of tradies
What’s with everyone being so pale and chubby?
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>>2068218
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>>2068231
gay
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Is this a fetish thread?
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>>2070474
André?
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this is gay
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>>2070507

Right number of fingers to be a machinist.
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>>2071648

Right number of fingers to be a radiology tech.
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>>2071648
Ngl, that's pretty cool if he can move all of them normally.
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>>2071648

You're a greek chef who annoys patrons by forcing them to pronounce "gyro" correctly, while you mix dough in a bowl with your hairy, ungloved hands.
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>>2068218
>all these white ppl
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>>2072016
pimp?
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>>2071648
But who was phone
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This is the most homosexual thread on this board
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>>2072770
sausage fingers detected
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>>2073070
Been doing some caulking huh
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>>2070474
This guy should be a proctologist
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>>2070675
thumb wrestler
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>>2073342
rich vos?
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>>2073342
Jew?
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>>2070466
Mechanic
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>>2071707
Carpentry, that's varnish.
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>>2072016
Gypsy
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>>2072770
Bank teller?
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>>2068218
Yes, I'm a dude
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>>2070474
Shrek?
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>>2073433
neet
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>>2074080
Lol no. State worker
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>>2072627
>>2073454
House flipper. This is all costume jewelry some heirs left behind in the house. Though I did find about $500 worth of gold and silver rings/necklaces.
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>>2074268
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>>2068218
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>>2070466
>>2071003
Post bottom of feet with time stamp and lock of hair.
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>>2074675
I see you’re a man of culture. M81 woodland is best camo.
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>>2072592
thief
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>>2073342
Banker?
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>>2074759
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>>2072960
The third hand
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>>2074942
Drywaller detected.
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>>2075986
Dorito connoisseur
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>>2068218
I got super crooked pinkies too.
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>>2070460
You really fucken do. See that swelling behind the nails? You're being told.
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>>2068232
hairy :X
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No fucking way yall guess mine
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>>2077660
Mechanic?

>>2077651
Student

>>2075986
Foreman/manager

>>2073456
Jack of all trades

>>2073433
Government job

>>2073342
Snake food/banker

>>2073070
Homo

>>2072770
Mechanic/metal worker/heavy equip guy.
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>>2077754
Your kind of right, I do an odd mix of machinery and electronics.
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>>2077754
hairy arm. yes, student.

i can't guess shit from any of these hands so i won't try haha
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>>2077992
Honestly, sometimes it's how they present their hand. Palm up shows callouses/wear and tear from gripping things. If there are cuts on the palm, odds are they work with an open hand/dont wear gloves (aka not a tradesman that is required to wear ppe) usually these are people proud of the hammer line on their hand instead of the dirt under their nails.

Knuckles up is usually to show extraneous damage to the outside of a hand, or "waow look at how manly my hands are after changing my oil filter/ getting PVC glue on them" and of course if theres none of that, it's probably not a hand someone is "proud of"

>>2077863
Job, hobby, or both?
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>>2070514
Paranormal investigator studying anomalies
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>>2068218
Pissandshitandpissandcum
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Curious, how's my hand?
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>>2078303
Well shit, guess I'm Australian.
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>>2078303
Fucking Australian GTFO
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>>2078303
>aussie

Start shitposting
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>>2078180
thats super interesting thanks for sharing
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>>2077743
Computer programmer
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>>2078917
Nah, but a good guess. But as a hint: If I finish training I'll use my hands for 8+ hours a day, but still be considered white collar.
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>>2079029
defender of ancient tombs
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>>2072581
The 6 fingered man I work with can't move the extras.
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>>2068218
you a coomer OP
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>>2079023
Something with hardware?
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>>2079023
sharp penis
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>>2070474
You live in a swamp don't you ?
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>>2070675
Spectrum technician
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>>2080606
Professional masturbator.
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>>2068218
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>>2068251
This
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>>2072592
Are you black?
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>>2078349
Gross asian hands
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>>2072016
jeweler / crafts man. 10 years?
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>>2073070
neet. 3-5 years?
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>>2070474
is this you?
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>>2071648
extra long little finger nail
tech support
10 years
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>>2073070
Coomer
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>>2072589
You ever seen six finger gloves motherfucker
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>>2079029
i see you bending your finger faker
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>>2086575
laughed way too hard at this
thank you
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>>2068218
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>>2083391
Fight club?
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>>2084519
Work with chemicals.
Mortician?
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>>2084540
Fix cell phones?
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>>2084752
Wood shop teacher
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>>2084768
Filing TPS reports

>>2084831
Horse masturbator
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>>2073456
bull prepper



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