Post hands and other handymen will guess your profession and how long you've been working
>>2068218post yours first, with time stamp.
>>2068218
>>2068218for anyone considering doing this, do not post high res pictures of your finger prints on the internet
>>2068222>what is a lazy filename
>>2068233because no one can rename files.
>>2068232cuz someone could 3d print them and glue them on them on their own fingers, and then like pull off a huge diamond heist? gtfohpoltard. do you also wear 2 masks? enjoy your conspiracy filled life and always looking behind youown fingers
>>2068241Here you go fren
>>2068251let's see your finger prints then sperg
>>2068257Ain't skeeredcome at me poltard
>>2068286I am skeered.They know all
I really need to stop biting my nails.
>>2070466plumber obviously, you have shit all over your hand
>>2070470Nah
>>2070474i wasn't prepared for this, lol
>>2068218I come from a close knit family
>>2068218I don't know your profession, but I bet you're really stupid.
>>2070474Dave? How are the dogs?
>>2070514AHHHHHHHH
>>2070466Theft
>>2070474Ma?
>>2070665I’m white, just tan. You guys need some sun
>>2070507Slave labor, in one of the biggest meat processing plants, making dog food
I thought this board was full of tradiesWhat’s with everyone being so pale and chubby?
>>2068231gay
Is this a fetish thread?
>>2070474André?
this is gay
>>2070507Right number of fingers to be a machinist.
>>2071648Right number of fingers to be a radiology tech.
>>2071648Ngl, that's pretty cool if he can move all of them normally.
>>2071648You're a greek chef who annoys patrons by forcing them to pronounce "gyro" correctly, while you mix dough in a bowl with your hairy, ungloved hands.
>>2068218>all these white ppl
>>2072016pimp?
>>2071648But who was phone
This is the most homosexual thread on this board
>>2072770sausage fingers detected
>>2073070Been doing some caulking huh
>>2070474This guy should be a proctologist
>>2070675thumb wrestler
>>2073342rich vos?
>>2073342Jew?
>>2070466Mechanic
>>2071707Carpentry, that's varnish.
>>2072016Gypsy
>>2072770Bank teller?
>>2068218Yes, I'm a dude
>>2070474Shrek?
>>2073433neet
>>2074080Lol no. State worker
>>2072627>>2073454House flipper. This is all costume jewelry some heirs left behind in the house. Though I did find about $500 worth of gold and silver rings/necklaces.
>>2074268
>>2070466>>2071003Post bottom of feet with time stamp and lock of hair.
>>2074675I see you’re a man of culture. M81 woodland is best camo.
>>2072592thief
>>2073342Banker?
>>2074759
>>2072960The third hand
>>2074942Drywaller detected.
>>2075986Dorito connoisseur
>>2068218I got super crooked pinkies too.
>>2070460You really fucken do. See that swelling behind the nails? You're being told.
>>2068232hairy :X
No fucking way yall guess mine
>>2077660Mechanic? >>2077651Student>>2075986Foreman/manager>>2073456Jack of all trades>>2073433Government job>>2073342Snake food/banker>>2073070Homo>>2072770Mechanic/metal worker/heavy equip guy.
>>2077754Your kind of right, I do an odd mix of machinery and electronics.
>>2077754hairy arm. yes, student. i can't guess shit from any of these hands so i won't try haha
>>2077992Honestly, sometimes it's how they present their hand. Palm up shows callouses/wear and tear from gripping things. If there are cuts on the palm, odds are they work with an open hand/dont wear gloves (aka not a tradesman that is required to wear ppe) usually these are people proud of the hammer line on their hand instead of the dirt under their nails.Knuckles up is usually to show extraneous damage to the outside of a hand, or "waow look at how manly my hands are after changing my oil filter/ getting PVC glue on them" and of course if theres none of that, it's probably not a hand someone is "proud of" >>2077863Job, hobby, or both?
>>2070514Paranormal investigator studying anomalies
>>2068218Pissandshitandpissandcum
Curious, how's my hand?
>>2078303Well shit, guess I'm Australian.
>>2078303Fucking Australian GTFO
>>2078303>aussieStart shitposting
>>2078180thats super interesting thanks for sharing
>>2077743Computer programmer
>>2078917Nah, but a good guess. But as a hint: If I finish training I'll use my hands for 8+ hours a day, but still be considered white collar.
>>2079029defender of ancient tombs
>>2072581The 6 fingered man I work with can't move the extras.
>>2068218you a coomer OP
>>2079023Something with hardware?
>>2079023sharp penis
>>2070474You live in a swamp don't you ?
>>2070675Spectrum technician
>>2080606Professional masturbator.
>>2068251This
>>2072592Are you black?
>>2078349Gross asian hands
>>2072016jeweler / crafts man. 10 years?
>>2073070neet. 3-5 years?
>>2070474is this you?
>>2071648extra long little finger nailtech support10 years
>>2073070Coomer
>>2072589You ever seen six finger gloves motherfucker
>>2079029i see you bending your finger faker
>>2086575laughed way too hard at this thank you
>>2083391Fight club?
>>2084519Work with chemicals.Mortician?
>>2084540Fix cell phones?
>>2084752Wood shop teacher
>>2084768Filing TPS reports>>2084831Horse masturbator
>>2073456bull prepper
