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post the three most common noises you hear at work and others guess your trade.

*beeeeeeep* followed by long pause
*papers rustling*
"FUCK"
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>>1534838
>You're listening to Michigan Public Radio
>PFAS contamination in the Great Lakes is under review by the government
>Up next is 'All Things Considered'
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>>1534842
Drafter?
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>>1534845
Nah, have my own woodshop, just absolutely hate radio commercials but need something audible in the background.
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*constant 80dB hum of multiple small air compressors*
*keyboards clacking*
"Can I borrow your nose?"
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>>1534838
"ratatatatata"
"pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"reeeeeeeeeeeeee"
music to my ears
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*Hnng, clunk clunk*
*electric buzz*
*TURN IT OFF*
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>>1534838
Beep beep beep beep
Air pop off valve
Your mom moaning.
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>>1534847
Listen to Radio 4, online.
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>>1534883
Utterly hate British accents. CD player fried from metal dust particles, MP3 player randomly died.
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>>1534886
Make a GooglePlay or Spotify(paid) playlist of 5000 tracks and play it on random.
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>>1534838
Do you work in a kitchen? This sounds a lot like when we get a 20 or 30 top at my job.
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>>1534838
Pssssshhhhhhh
Eeeyyaaggghhhhhhuuurrggggkkachunnnkkkkkkk,
That’ll be 475. For what! 10 minutes!?
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>>1534858
Automotive shop?


>>1534868
Welder?

>>1534875
No clue, also fuck you

>>1534910
Tire shop?
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>>1534838
*keyboards clacking*
*CPU fan escalating*
*Click*
*Pschhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhschpschhhhhh*
*Emergency stop*
*Silence*
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>>1534838
Any one hears unexplainable sounds at work
Workplace so large you cant see where the sound came from

*sounds of Light-saber*
'sound of a whale dying*
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>>1534838
bletchley park WW2 code breaker?
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>>1534936
>'sound of a whale dying*
is that the HR department
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>>1534838
Low current techie/engineer
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>>1534883
>>1534847
>>1534889
>>1534886
Listen to Radio 10

https://www.radio10.nl/themakanalen
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>>1534953
Ding ding ding.
Plc technician.
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>>1534926
CAD?
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>>1534989
PLC training

we have special training racks with a few pneumatic cylinders lights etc so you can try things out.
put its pretty loud when you fire up the wrong valve and let the air out.
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>>1534941
im thinking of an excavator scraping on steel or a forklift pushing a metall container.

still cant explain the lightsabber sounded like a fight in some trashy C movie
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>>1534910
Very exclusive brothel?
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>hooves clopping
>grunting
>that's a good boy!

I'm not even joking
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>>lmao
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>>1535143
You work at the Santa Claus Village in Rovaniemi?
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>>1535150
Kek
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>>1535151
What? Those fucking reindeer are so cute. Also, smoked Saami reindeer is the greatest fucking meat on the planet.
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*werwerwerwerwerwerwerwer(all fucking day)*
*Drip--- Drip--- Drip*
"Yeah! Hit that motherfucker"
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>>1534838
whirrrrrrrrrr
whirrrrrr

wharrrrr

skweeee

hummmmmm

whirrrrr
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Light metallic tapping
Repetitive "whiiir whiiir whiiir"
Small squelching/sucking noises
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>>1534875
Postman
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>>1534838
*ring*
*ugadugaugaduga*
Fan kicks on followed by *pow*
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Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep
Whooop, Whooop, Whooop
"Emergency!, Emergency! Evacuate Immediately!"
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>>1535288
>VROOOOOOOOOM
>HOOOOOOOONK
>FWSHHH
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beep beep beep beep
wsssssshshhhhhh
honk honk honk
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>>1534838
This if fun OP. I cannot participate at this time. Please do this one again sometime.
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>>1535821
Power plant?
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>>1535155
i would kill a man to get a sami reindeer burger again
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a fast: kachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunk
kachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunk
kachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunk
kachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunk
kachunkkachunkkachunkkachunkkachunk
>constantly for hours on end
>x4
with the occasional: beep beep beep
&
incy wincy spider electronic tune multiple times.
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>>1534886
>Utterly hate British accents.
Well, what about FIP ? Considering you are posting from a Brit-hating timezone you will be on their evening/night programme (jazzy/easy-listening), which is actually the same as the day one but without those fancy stewartesses nor der Lugenpressemensch.
https://www.fip.fr/

We actually use this radio channel to sonorize our waiting rooms, guard offices, and garages : it's pretty chill.
It seems also they have dedicated subradios on their page, never tested those, but onsidering how picky they are selecting music, they might be worth a try !
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>>1534855
Auschwitz ?
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>>1534838
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>thud thud thud thud
>sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

second round, same place, same thing

>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>BOOM
>slap sound
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>>1534858
Coffee shop
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meeep meeep meeep
*loud crack*
"That didnt sound good"!
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What a fucking cluster fuck of a thread
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>>1536441
delivery driver
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"ur going the wrong way, my trucks parked out front!"
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>*door opens*
>Vssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
>*bang*
He didn't fly so good
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"good one dickhead"
"what are you doing you dumb cunt"
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"What?"
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1536777
Fax answering lady ?
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*Led Zepplin playing loudly from the next cubicle over*
*Journey playing loudly from the next cubicle over*
*Eric Clapton playing loudly from the next cubicle over*
Fuck you Cindy and fuck your 80s classic hits, I even liked some of these songs before hearing them repeated ad infinitum for TWO FUCKING YEARS. I swear to god if I hear Crazy Train one more fucking time I'll hang myself with a spool of cat5 in the back room.
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>>1536744
neurosurgeon
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>>1536648
mobile prositution
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>>1536016
i think you are a servant of the underworld
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>>1536910
>Fuck you Cindy and fuck your 80s classic hits
>Crazy Train one more fucking time I'll hang myself with a spool of cat5 in the back room
>80s classics
>cat5
AOL ?
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>>1536610
nope, truss shop
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>>1536914
Kek
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>>1536648
tru
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>>1536734
Delta airlines flight attendent
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>>1536734
professional babby hurler??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGsJuUDMibY
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>>1534838
>Tfw you've reduced /diy/ to a bunch of autists making noises
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we've had way less autistic threads than this get flamed into oblivion what the fuck happened
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Donk donk donk
Chickachickachika
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkchsssssh

Pssshhhhhhh
Donk donk donk
Here you go sir
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>>1536914

I'm a printing press operator, specifically a Komori Lithrone SP40 10 color.
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>>1537240

dildo sculptor
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>>1534838
"copy"
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>>1534838
1. the same 6 country songs all day

2. x employee bitching about y, y bitching about z, z bitching about x

3. "that's a good job for the New Guy" "Never should send the New Guy to that" "based New Guy come fuck my gf"
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>>1537491
penis inspector at a kinoplex in albuquerque.
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>>1537240
Tyre shop ?



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