Cartman is not a bad person, he’s mentally ill and misunderstood with a shitty Mom. He’s done nothing more than act like a typical school bully and gets shit for it for no reason. All Cartman needs is a hug and real friends, he’s actually a sweet kid. The Roundtable has a great video explaining why Cartman isn’t a monster or a jerk, and anyone who thinks he is should watch it. It changed my opinion on the poor little boy quickly.
>>139520487>He’s done nothing more than act like a typical school bully>orchestrating the murder of another kid's parents and making said kid eat their remains And that's just the big one.
>The Roundtable defending CartmanMakes sense since they’re both shitty people, also….>E celebs
>>139520487he's just a right wing caricature
>>139520554The Roundtable didn’t do anything bad. Why would you say that? Also, Cartman is only misunderstood. >>139520552Retconned as of recent seasons because Matt and Trey thought it went too far. People can change, you know.
Get off /co/, Cartman….
>>139520588> The Roundtable didn’t do anything bad. Who’s gonna tell him?
>>139520588>Retconned as of recent seasonsDid they really retcon Scott Tenorman Must Die?
Cannibilism/CannibalismAssaultSmugglingDrug PosessionTheft/Obstruction of Criminal InvestigationArmed RobberyViolation of Firearm Laws/Threatening with a deadly weaponArsonGraverobbingHate crimeKidnapping and false imprisonmentUnlicensed SurgeryTerrorismWar CrimesMedical TerrorismViolation and Obstruction of the Pure Food and Drug ActPiracyBreaking and EnteringCredit Fraud and Identity TheftEmbezzlementUnderage Driving/Hit and RunResisting ArrestChild AbuseShopliftingBlackmailing, Framing, False EvidenceTortureFraud/PlagarismRapeForceful ConfinementContempt of CourtVigilantismSubmitting False EvidenceSlanderIn conclusion: Roundtable hasn’t seen the whole show
Cartman schizo is back
>>139520682They did. Look it up, they hated that ep. >>139520712A lot of this was retconned and some didn’t even happen. Cartman has made up for it in recent eps, give him a break. Watch Roundtable’s video defending him.
>>139520720Who?
>>139520775Cartman schizo
>>139520682I wouldnt call it a retconFor the 200th episode they do a bit where scott tenorman reveals that cartmans real father was Mr. Tenorman and that he is cartmans half brotherThe only reason cartman cares is because this means the ginger gene is somewhere inside him
>>139520791Yeah, genius. I got that. But this guy’s posted before?
>>139520631Nta but you're going to tell me
>>139520775He’s a white knight for a fictional cartoon fat child. He went on long tirades praising Cartman and slandering Kyle. He was particularly vocal during the post-covid special where Cartman seemingly changed his ways and became a Rabbi. He had a mental breakdown at the conclusion of that special where Cartman lost his family, becomes a hobo freezing to death, and all the town laughs at him.
>>139520827Harassed a kid with cancer because he got to see an episode of SU earlier than everyone else for his Make-a-Wish wish.
>>139520965Oh, I see. Another schizo who attaches themselves to a character who’s a shitty person. Wonder what bought him back…
Agreed. This is my thread on Cartman’s Mom. >>139521202
>>139520487I don't know how much of a damaged/miserable person you have to be to actually, unironically identify with Cartman.
>>139520487>He’s done nothing more than act like a typical school bullyHe has succeeded in genocide
>>139520801Yeah is that the only retcon? cuz like I remember that and they didn't make it so that Scott didn't eat his parents still. They just gave him a little revenge against Cartman. Which is honestly fine. Cartman still literally made him eat his own parents with a human finger with a wedding rig on it.
>>139520487Shut up you fucking faggot
>>139520712who is autistic enough to list all these
