This didn’t look so difficult.
>>137388292You eat a steak that big then tell us how easy it was.
So find a restaurant with a similar challenge and do it, faggot
>>137388292I've seen these types of steaks before and they're huge.You have to pace yourself if you wanna win an eating challenge like this.Otherwise you're paying like 200 dollars if you lose.
>>137388330Does not eating in a day in advance help at all?
>>137388342I think going from totally empty to totally full might shock your body. Better to eat lightly beforehand.
>>137388342From what I've heard that doesn't help
>>137388342By drinking large amounts of water over a short time to stretch out the stomach one can actually eat more then if you would go hungry (as that actually shrinks the stomach)
>>137388306>>137388309Steak is not filling.
>>137388405lollmao
why steak make me fartnothing else does
>>137388292Neither did this.
>>137388419Ever eat fillet mignon?
1. GET A DEEP CHEST FREEZER2. BUY ONE (1) BEEF QUARTERS3. CUT IT YOURSELF AND FREEZE ITThe savings will pay for the deep chest freezer and then some, plus you'll have a LOT of beef to cook with a clean burning fuel like propane, if you're so inclined you can slice it like giant fantasy steaks even for an unforgettable experience of a lifetime that make >>137388292 look tiny by comparison.
>>137388453maybe red meat doesn't agree with you
Most of these challenges include rolls, multiple sides, and a drink that you have to finish too.
>>137388405I guess it depends on what oz steak you get.
>>137388594That's fucking cheap. Filling you up on starch and bread.
I don't remember how this one ended. Doesn't Bobby feel sick to himself at his totally hollow victory?I wish KotH had an advancing timeline. The closest they got was Buckley's Angel arc, but I think it would have been neat to see characters move in and out of each other's lives.
>>137389336He ends up sick and pukes at the very end of the episode but he's portrayed as victorious with everyone cheering when he finishes the steak including his ex's parents.
>>137388625That's how they get you, with the side dishes.>>137389336Nah, he won the challenge and his ex's parents even cheered him, but did puke his guts out on the lawn.
>>137388292They amount of focus this scene gets for the episode is important because for the narrative, it's symbolic of Bobby overcoming his heartbreak with Marie. I think most people writing this story would have known that a sequence like this was needed. It also helps that because there's that tension between Bobby and Marie anyway, there's no need to add even more tension on top of it. At no point in this scene do you have the usual "he's gonna run out of time" like several shows have done that used this scenario.It's only AFTER Bobby gets home and starts vomiting that he admits to Connie "I just ate a 72 oz. steak in thirty-seven minutes." So not only did Bobby eat the steak in time, he had plenty of time left, which makes it even funnier.
>>137388405Are you... vegetarian are something? Steak is one of the most filling meats.
>>137388292It was a 72 oz steak, wasn't it?That is 4 and a half pounds, or a bit over two kilograms.If that was quarter pound burger patties that would be eating 18 of them.
>>137388405Steak-ums isn't proper meat, anon.
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>>137389336Nah he did it as a fuck you to the girl whi dumped him
>>137389921It's funny how much this display actually got under her skin. It made every spite-fueled bite worth it.
>>137388342Being skinny also helps. All the top competitive eaters are skinny. Having more fat around your stomach prevents it from being able to fully expand.
>>137388342Doesn't help. Food fuckers stretch the hell out of their tummy the day before a competition with boiled cabbage
>>137389336to be fair it does have some of the most continuity in a type of show like this. too much more and it would lose a lot of that self contained quality where you can pick up from any episode. shame the simpsons never did much of anything with that.
>>137388357I'm pretty sure that only happens after you've been fasting for several days. Twenty-four hours without eating wouldn't do it.>>137388405Protein is the most satiety-inducing macronutrient. Steak is one of the most protein-dense foods there is.
>>137388342>Does not eating in a day in advance help at all?The opposite, your stomach gets smaller if you don't eat for a dozen hours.>>137390578>Twenty-four hours without eating wouldn't do it.It would, I can tell from experience. You aren't going to pass out but your stomach could literally explode
>>137390015>Ring of fatthat Chinese guy was right?
What's a good side dish for steak?
>>137391299Creamed spinach
>>137388292In hindsight. Marie honestly did not do anything wrong. She kissed Bobby, and she didn’t outright say it was just a casual thing and willing to give him a shot. Until Bobby got all possessive over her dancing with other guys and she had to put her foot down
>>137391299Baked potato with butter, maybe some bacon bits.After you hollow out the skin, you can use it to mop up the steak juices.
>>137391967maybe some steamed or blanched broccoli
>>137391299Garlic
>>137390578>Steak is one of the most protein-dense foods there is.Roaches have more protein
>>137391383That's a lot of guys though. They think just because you smile at them that suddenly you're dating
>>137388292I ate a ribeye that size in one sitting and then downed a large fry, kek. That shit is tiny. No volume just length.
>>137391383Idk maybe don't fucking kiss someone then. Really not hard to avoid doing.
>>137388462It would be for the people in that world. Just look at the size of the meal compared to Mordecai's gut.
>>137392483It was to test the waters. Bobby’s the one who read too much into it. Just keep it casual
>>137391299bread and mayonnaise
>>137392552What fucking waters. Just hug him or something.How are you seriously blaming Bobby for developing feelings he's fucking 12.
>>137392552This triggers me because nearly the same thing happened to me in high school with a friend of mine, and you are 100% right. I'm not even mad at her for ghosting me afterwards, I'm just mad at myself for being such a retard.
>>137391299Mashed potatoes.
>>137392552It's an intimate display of affection. So either she's screwing with him by not being clearer or just being a general whore. Neither is good.
>>137392728Feelings is one thing. It’s another thing to go all possessive after one kiss and refuse to let her dance with guys and turn off the music for a party so she’ll pay attention to you
>>137392772Did you date everyone you ever kissed at that age?
>>137391299ketchup
>>137392785You seem to be a complete moron, so let me explain things simply. The issue isn't that she's kissed. The issue is that she did not tell Bobby her intentions and effectively played with his emotions. She knew he was a naive dweeb.
>>137392824She actually did not know that which is why she ends up so surprised he freaks out over the dancing and changed her mind on whether she should have kissed him. Bobby ruined it for himself
>>137388292Shit doesn't look that hard. Just get it rare/medium rare and go to town easy.
>>137388292That's a fairly small amount of steak for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason steak cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of red meat in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>>137391299French fries to soak up the delicious juices. Hard to beat the classics.
I eat an entire pizza by myself about once or twice a month because I'm fat as shit and have no self control...if I actually liked steak I could probably do the same.
>>137392905get it well done with lots of ketchup. :)
>>137390007The thing is that she was right in that Bobby was acting like a weirdo and taking things too seriously and embarassing her in front of her friends. The problem was her kissing him which is just weird that she'd think of it as something that friends just do without romantic attachment. I get the impression that Marie's character was intended to be a little shit who's not actually as mature as she thinks/is more childish than she figures (like her teasing Hank about his relationship) but the kiss is what makes it weird. You'd think there'd be better ways to show stuff where Marie didn't mean it how Bobby took it because a kiss is pretty direct.
>>137392516It's still a 12 years omelet with a fruit bowl and two large biscuits.
>>137393311Eggs* I don't know why it autocorrected to years.
ive actually eaten the real steak this is based off, its at the big texan steakhouse in amarillo texas.
>>137393275>You'd think there'd be better ways to show stuff where Marie didn't mean it how Bobby took it because a kiss is pretty direct.Technically she was pretty casual about it. She just outright asked Bobby if he wanted a kiss
>>137388292lolnoobs. step aside bobby. watch a pro at work
>>137388292how big is your stomach, anon? If you can hold all that in there with no problems then you are massively obese.
>>137388292Make it well done and I’ll do it
>>137391299Beer.
>>137392256having some vegetable roughage is important if you want to have a chance at taking a any sort of shit that doesn't absolutely destroy you.
>>137388292Depends on the doneness.Medium rare, it's no problem. If it's well done then Bobby is fucked
>>137391299Salted butter and corn
>>137393311>12 year old omelette
>>137393873Hopefully he doesn't end up caking his gut in ulcers like Adam Richman did
>>137394190i think eaters like BMF workout alot to drop the pounds and fats. so i think he's fine
>>137388292That's a fairly small steak for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>137391299Objectively some form of potato and greens. Bearnaise or butter goes well with all three
>>137392717Cracker
>>137388292That boy can really handle his meat
>>137394556phrasing
>>137394573You cant call phrasing on something that was intentional
>>137391383She was manipulating bobby.She did like him but she only wanted eberything 100% on her terms.They go do the things she wanted to, they only hung out with the people she wanted to hang out with, they only ate the types of food she wanted to eat.Her care for bobby only went as far as it was convenient for her. She ended up treating him like a new toy that she saw on the shelf played with a few times and got rid of once bored.You could say that still isn't harsh and bobby overreacted which is true but that is expectes of a 12 year old boy in his first relationship.To Bobby it meant something to Marie it meant as much as an $5 worth if arcade game playing, and she should have known that instead of only thinking about herself.
>>1373885021. Yeah, you can get filets small enough you won’t be stuffed but they are substantial 2. Bobby isn’t eating a filet
>>137389336Hollow victory? This was a boss move
