>ywn be with the hottest and most popular girl in schoolWhy even go on?
Squilliam looking bitch
>>137375204Is the first episode out yet?
spic hereI hate Frida so muchthat jew wanted to be a latina so much...
White anon here. Very strong first two episodes. Frida and Harriet are based. Really like Confucius, he has a strong silhouette and strong personality. Just love these episodes, can't wait for next week.
what boards do they go on
>>137375237are the actual episodes any more improved compared to the leaks?
>>137375400Abe is too normie to use 4chanTopher probably browses /news/, /mu/, /tv/, /int/, and maybe /pol/
>>137375234she looks like a zoomerjak
>>137375415>is (complete product) better than (obviously unfinished product), bros?
>>137375548Hope Abe can fix my boy Topher.HE HAS TO MAKE IT
>>137375624here's what i meant to say"does having the actual voice actors excuse the shitty writing?"
Honestly Confucius made me forget about Gandhi. Also feel like they're going for a pinkie pie personality for Harriet.
>>137375860i am not over him, but after ep 2 i feel i can move on for a while.
>>137375204wax the stache, and I'd hit it. Unibrow doesn't bother me much
>>137375867I think I accepted Gandhi was just noise that the show needed, first episode felt empty because of that, but the new characters (except Harriet and more or so Frida), and having more plots going made it for me. Second episode was too good.
Is it true Frida and Tubbs will be part of the main cast? They dont seem to gel well with the rest of the cast if thats the case, Confucius seems like a bro tho.
>>137375296In America, she's a Mexican icon. She's in the Mexican pile with you whether you like it or not.
Anons if you could a character to Clone high who would it be? And how what be their character traits?
>>137376403>if you could a character to Clone high>And how what be their character traits?What ti give it another shot?
>>137376417Guess I'm no better.
>>137376403marie curie gets the /d/ick
>>137376417holy fuck it looks like i had a stroke Ok i will ask AgainAnons if you could add a character to the show who would it be and what will be their personality?
>>137375204I want to softly kiss her mustache.
>>137375204Frida with the Alt Latina look is such a natural fit it unsettles me.IRL she had nothing to do with that fake artsy crap.
I thought everybody hated this show, it got better?
>>137376439>Marie CurieI wonder where you got the idea
>>137375204I don’t like the way she’s looking at me here… it makes me feel… things…
>>137376444Nikola Tesla, who feels so pressured into being a tech genius like his clonefather that he unintentionally turns into a stereotypical tech bro.And later when he's gotten fed up with living up to his legacy, he goes to his workshop to fiddle around with a personal project and unconsciously makes a perpetual motion machine.Also Orson Wells so we can get Black & Tan 2 because he's no longer an auteur filmmaker but a schlock film producer.
>>137375234>oh no she's hot!
>>137376444Fidel Castro, male arthoe and rival to JFK.
>>137376403Joan, lights off, slow and dedicated cunnilungus that engages her whole body. And the entire time, I'm same voice actressing in my ears and in my mind.It's her... it's always been her.
>>137376560>slow and dedicated cunnilungus that engages her whole bodyThis anon has the right idea
>>137376444literature club or Pen bros, 4 clones hangin' up together and write the school's Newspaper >Mark twain>Hp Lovecraft>Fyodor Dostoevsky>George Orwell
>>137376578Mark Twain>the Hunter Thompson of the group, completely insane but charismatic and strangely wise, though you need to give him a peyote plant to bring out that last partH. P. Lovecraft>absolute Chad, has the most popular stories out of anyone and gives out lifting advice to anyone who asks, secretly addicted to fish sticksFyodor Dostoevsky>Runs an illegal gambling ring at the school that makes Las Vegas look like a Baptist church, he only takes stories and novels as legal tender, otherwise is a pretty chill and takes weekends off to relax with his girlfriend Mary Shelley and think up cute fables they read to orphans on Sundays George Orwell>Total conspiracy theorist, currently writing a tell-all book about the Greco-Bosnian Plutocracy threatening the stability of the world through AR video games, he's 952 pages in and that's only the prologue
What do you guys think of these clone redesigns?
>>137376773they look too overly designed, as well as too old to be in high school.
>>137376773good faces, and overall outfit.
>>137376773Boring the new design is fun and modern that's the point of the design
>>137376773nice redesign if they were in the original set, but i like the new redesigns for the zoomer clones
>>137376773they look a lot better than the show, but need to be a little more teeny
>>137375296I hate when the mexican central bank erase General Zaragoza to put that bitch in the $500 pesos bill...
>Inb4 season 2 of the revival adds Queen Elizabeth II as a replacement love interest for Abe
>>137376403Famous Mexican president: Porfirio Díaz, he has a shit ton of material irl, like how he created public celebrations just to have the country jack him off, or how he keep getting re-elected a shit ton of times that the country ended up creating a law against Re-elections.Also here’s one of my favorite story about him:>Hated gays so much he planned to have them executed once he find out about a secret crossdressing party where they would reunite to dance.>Turns out his brother was one of the crossdressers.>Porfirio instead ordered to jail all the gays, each cell was catalogued by letters, and all the gays went to the “J” cell. (J -> “Jota”)>It’s then how Porfirio started the slur to call gays “jotos”, our Spanish equivalent of “faggot”.I’d make Porfirio an egocentric and traditional macho man that secretly makes everything about himself or that keeps stumbling with things that menace his masculinity. Make him the boy that vandalizes school property writing his name everywhere.
Thank god he’s still here.I wonder how Jesús would be treated in a fully liberal parody school with all that cancel culture thing. Jesús is a nice person but his sole presence menaces other people’s beliefs, so I can see him get picked on by a Jew figure.Even then, I’d love to see his relationships with clones of Christian/Catholic figures, like a Pope bullying him for not being the true Jesus, or having short gags with a famous nun bossing him:>Jesús spots Gay.>Jesús doesn’t mind.>Nun slaps Jesús.>Jesús reacts and starts boo’ing.
>>137377311>Gays characters kiss.>Nun yells at them, as their “blasphemy” is making Jesus cry.>Popes gang against Jesús and punch him telling him to cry.>Gays beg them to stop and say they won’t do it again.>Popes leave Jesús curled on the floor.>Jesús is spotted hanging out with people from other religions.>Nun makes a whole scene and ends up with Popes & Nuns dragging him away.>Episode goes with clones of nuns and popes bullying Jesús all over and controlling his life.
>>137375548>Topher becomes too controversial by the end of the season and has to be frozen right next to Ghandi
>>137377627He must be sacrificed.
>>137376328>In America, she's a Mexican icon.An in America Justin Trudeau is a Canadian Icon and hero, come up here and let us tell you how we really feel about the man...
>>137375624It's a decent question because it very well may not be.
>>137376403He'd just act like a normal, well adjusted guy.
>>137375882hmm, I dunno about the 'stache; to be honest, as long as it isn't super bushy or obvious or anything, it actually makes her hotter haha
I ship them
>>137375624That Wolverine movie was made significantly worse by removing the funny of the leaked unfinished CG.
>>137375204Need to see her hairy pits and bush
>>137376439Curie was in the first season
>>137375204>monobrow>moustache hair>chestletOP literally a faggot confirmed.
>>137376664>secretly addicted to fish sticksShoulda made him secretly addicted to saying the n word
>>137375548It's uncomfortable for me that they keep calling him Topher. I used to know a guy on Discord named Tofer. Everyone loved him, including all the people who disliked me. He was an ideal and an inspiration, and then he overdosed on heroin. I still don't know if it was an accident, or what it would even mean to relapse on accident. But I keep hearing "Tofer" watching this show and it's freaking me out.
>>137375204you guys kidding? Where is the mega? The one in the archived thread doesn't work
>>137377400>the episode ends with Jesus going to hangout with Muhammad>Jésus: man I just had the worst day essay. These crazy nuns and popes from the past went crazy for religion and started using me to villanize and attack minorities. Anyways, was your day better?>Muhammad: don’t even get me started>shows Muhammad having to deal with Muslim zealots
>>137378224Worked for me
>>137378230>>MuhammadYou just want the show to get cancelled again, don't you?
>>137378296must be nice, for me it just opened the mega.nz page, the red circle filled and then nothing happened anymore for several minutes. oh well...
>>137378386do you have the mega extension installed?
>>137375624the cans without labels leak was better than the final product
>>137378401never heard of that in my life. So far it always just worked when i put a mega link from /co/ in my url bar
>>137378055>secretlyIt's no secret when you name your dog nigger.
Every scene felt off, the new writers are missing the plot. Small example, making the shadowy government figures diverse with all the colors of the rainbow. I'm not bitching because of woke, I'm bitching because it misses the point of them being nearly identical Glow in the Dark types. Not only are they not threatening, I don't think the new female writers even understand what they are parodying. Go ahead and extend this example to the entire genre/parody/genx period they don't seem to understand even exists.
>>137376664>Abe tries to improve his image.>He goes to where the Pen bros live.>He knocks on the door.>Lovecraft opens the door and welcomes him.>The house is full of cats.>Lovecraft tells him that the owner of the house is a cat person (later it will be revealed that it's Yuri Knorozov).>George Orwell comes from the basement wearing a foil hat and an Illuminati shirt.>Abe tries to talk with him, but he just goes back to his room.>Mark comes and starts cracking jokes and discussing what they will write in the next issue.>He notices Abe and asks him what he's doing in their house, and Abe explains that he wants to improve his image.>Mark tells him that they can't do that and he can completely refuse the offer.>Lovecraft tells him that he doesn't need a newspaper to change people's opinion of him, and he has to change how he sees himself first.>Abe ignores the advice and begs them to write an article about him.>Later, Lovecraft offers him to go with Fyodor and Mary Shelley to help people and orphans so they can at least write a good small article about Abe helping people.>Abe goes and tries his best and learns that Fyodor runs an illegal gambling ring at the school.>The next day, Abe rushes to read the school's newspaper and, to his surprise, he is mentioned in an article with the title "Public Image and How People Use It to Feel Good About Themselves" by BIG G (George Orwell's pen name).>Abe looks at the Pen bros and sees them smirking.
>>137378876>it misses the point of them being nearly identical Glow in the Dark typesI mean have you been on /pol/ recently?the glowies are actually pretty diverse now.
>>137378876>i'm not bitching because of woke,Brother of christ be honest and just say you hate yourself
>>137379129Allah take you and your Twitter lingo to the hell you deserve.
>>137379112Yes I have. And in all the false flags we can still easily call out the glowies when they dress like off duty huwhite cops with identical haircuts
>>137379167making them diverse actually works better as shadowy figures then
>>137376417Nobunaga. The joke is that, unlike most characters, he's nearly spot on in actions and characterization.
>>137375204>>137377959Please... please don't make me get feelings for this character... fucking hell...
I need more pictures of Topher and Frida.
'REYou meant to type You're but you used YOUR.
>>137377985What if anon likes mannish women?
>>137379328As long as her pussy didn't use to be a dick
>>137377985If she's cool she's cool
>>137377959Shave the mustache but leave the unibrow and you're golden.
>>137376664>Mark Twain as Hunter Thompson I didn't realize I needed this in my life until this very moment.Who would be his Dr. Gonzo?
>>137375204>Ha! Ha! Frida was hairyI thought the writers were going to be more progressive? Maybe learn a bit more of history to have more than one joke for each character?
I want to have a sex positive threesome with Frieda and Harriet.
>>137377959If you can’t handle a chick with a mustache you’re a certified faggot
>>137376403Archibald Armstrong traits would be a silly dude who's humor isn't for everyone, drawing silly shit and laughing at his own stupid jokes.Probably drawing lots of silly comics and cartoon to print in the school newspaper ranging from slapstick to the more bizarre absurdist humor.When he he hits with a joke, he basks in it, when his joke bombs, he rolls right into another or simply runs it into the ground.
>>137375296I remember reading Frida tried to pass herself as Jewish from her paternal side just to later be revealed her father was actually descended from a line of German Lutherans
>>137379780>jewish from her paternal sideso not jewish?
>>137376403Some anon had a hitler write up the other day that was both pretty funny and modern sensibility acceptable
>>137378876>the shadowy illuminati figures are only a valid threat if they're all the same raceYou're kind of giving the game away, doncha' think?
I think my brain might be on the fritz cause I’ve done nothing for the past two days but listen to Two Princes by the Spin Doctors on loop and think about Frida.
How would you Frida her Kahlo? Slow, soft, fast, rough?
>>137376664I think Ernest Hemmingway would make a good Hunter Thompson too
>>137377739Anon, in America most people are barely aware Canada exists. Libs here like Trudeau because they see him as another liberal politician, him being Canadian means nothing.
>>137376444Bring back Lenin, Stalin, and Trotsky. Stalin's the jock, Trotsky's the nerd, and they both fight over Lenin's attention.
>>137376664>H. P. Lovecraft>>absolute Chad, has the most popular stories out of anyone and gives out lifting advice to anyone who asks, secretly addicted to fish sticksBased. He should also be an anti-racism and pro-immigration activist who loves visiting foreign cultures.
>>137376664>>137381657>HP Lovecraft>secretly addicted to fish sticks>"Hey Lovecraft, I heard you like fish sticks! What are you, some kinda gay fish?">This causes Howard to enter into an angst-ridden panic for several weeks
>>137379873Makes sense. It's not like he was born with a boiling hatred for jews. Can you link that post?
>>137375204Which historical figure is that character supposed to be?
>>137382049They actually put effort into this one desu
>>137382049Nvm, it's in the filename.
>>137376135They're part of the main cast roll call and group photo in the intro. Topher too
>>137375548He absolutely would browse co>>137375860>>137375867It'll never be ok, Gandhi is too cute not to be in the show.
>>137381657Yeah people doing fanart with their own characters often forget that these dudes aren't meant to be straight clones of the original
>>137379694I too enjoy Kim possible.
What would Carmen Miranda look like in clone high?
>>137382211>It'll never be ok, Gandhi is too cute not to be in the show.Someone go check if hell froze over, guy just had a decent take.
>>137376554Him and JFK should have a rivarly like Jenko and Eric on 21 Jump Street.
>>137376403Diogenes. But I wouldn’t have him as a Reddit tier troll. Instead I’d have him act how he actually acted, being homeless, living at the school, and existing to question everything and live a simple life He’d be a wise yet very rude character who often has the solution to the problem but says it the worst way Either him or Archimedes
Heinlein cause he would get most of the chicks because if one of his books. Lmao
>>137382625Meant for >>137376403
>>137376403Simon BolivarTurbo anarchist retard, always has big plans to have some section of the school declare independence from the rest and they always fuck upUnderage drinking problem, problem with authority, rides a motorcycle and is a greaser
>>137377311>Jesús is a nice person but his sole presence menaces other people’s beliefsno it doesn't. everyone believes Jesus existed, Jews/Muslims just don't believe he was the son of God and was a normal prophet
>>137376664>>137381657I know this might be trying to make a joke about someone who seems like the opposite of the original HPL, but a popular Chad is actually pretty on the mark for the real guy. He had a huge circle of friends who made a fan club dedicated to him and elected him the leader of it, I think they called it The Lovecraft Society. And he would mentor many young aspiring writers who were entering the field after him, a number of whom wound up becoming famous. He might have only become a household name posthumously, but he was well loved within the pulp fiction community in his lifetime. Which is probably why some of his friends eventually got together to save his legacy and boost him into the acclaim he has today.He kind of purposefully cultivated the persona of a stuffy well-read friendless recluse himself, because he thought that made him seem cool. Oh and while he certainly WAS a racist and antisemite, it’s notable that that didn’t stop him from having a number of important friends who were jews or progressives, who held basically the polar opposite of his own racist views. Doesn’t really excuse him for anything, but I think it’s kinda interesting.
>>137376773Too old. And pointless as Frida and Harriet were in the background in the original so we know how they look.
I do find her slightly attractive, and I don't know why
>>137383196I'm not Lovecraft scholar, but if I remember right he did visit some of his friends and only on the east coast. He eventually settled down in his hometown for good.After that he only talked to people through letters and that's where the recluse reputation comes from.
>>137376468Where’s this from?
>>137375204too brown for a half german
>>137378314They'll suck off that idea but avoid Elizabeth at all costs?
>>137375296Mexican here, same with me, I hate her and her fat toad husband.
>>137383797His hometown was Providence, which is and was a pretty good sized city. It’s not as though he were isolated in some sleepy tiny town. It’s true he really didn’t want to live anyplace else, I think he had a chance to move to Chicago at one point but absolutely refused because he didn’t want to go west, but he tried moving to New York City for a little while. It did not go well, especially after that one time he came home and his entire apartment was completely emptied because he had been robbed (probably by blacks or immigrants, he assumed). Lovecraft used to write letters to the editor to the local papers in Providence about what he thought of the public parks and transportation system and the like, because he liked walking about his home city so much. He didn’t get out as much towards the end of his life, because he had cancer. And yeah, it’s true a lot of his friendships were held through written correspondence, but he touched grass a fair amount too. He probably got a little depressed after his mom’s death and his divorce and the poverty and the traumatic robbery and the cancer.
>releases on HBO Max>gratuitous and out-of-place bloodshed in first episodewas it a meta joke
>>137385949one of the very first scenes of the show had lincon bleed from breaking glass when talking to cleo.
>>137375296spic hereI don't know who this is and I'm not interested
>>137376403Emperor Vitellius. Fat slacker who is super popular in Home Ec but doesn't apply himself to anything else. Reluctantly gets roped into shenanigans and tries to abdicate.
>>137375204I wanna see other people try to replicate the shows style it'd be funny
Went through the new intro and captured all the redacted names on the files. One of them is obviously Gandhi, but I'm curious if we might be able to identify any of the other clones.Also worth noting that Christopher Columbus isn't in the list at all, not even as Topher Bus.
>>137386220It’s listed alphabetically according to first name. Maybe Topher isn’t there because they skipped over the “C”s? Harriet Tubman isn’t in this image either, and neither are any other “H”s.
>>137376403Benito Mussolini>Huge fan of democracy, very meek and quiet. James Dean>Nerdy, geeky "good boy" who follows all the rules and regulations down to a T. Terrified of Porsches and Ford Tudors. Norman Rockwell>Dresses like a stereotypical guy from the 1940s (smokes a pipe that makes bubbles instead of smoke), but all of his art is wildly experimental. abstract, and shocking.Joseph Merrick>The most handsome clone ever created. He's so handsome, in fact, that he keeps a hood over his face because people go blind seeing his true beauty.
>>137378876If they played off that the shadowy controlling government still acts the same but now cloaks themselves in the rainbow to keep more social control then thatd be fine but I dont think then writers thought that far ahead
>>137386325This image doesn't show all the names that appear in the pan-over, I just picked out the parts that show a redacted name. Harriet Tubman does show up in the full list, as well as the C's, consisting of Catherine the Great, Charlotte Brontë, Cleopatra, and Confucius. Topher doesn't show up in the C's or the T's at all.
>>137376403Karl Marx as a douchey Young Republican
>>137376403a schizo Kurt Gödel
She should have a unibrow above her pussy too hahaAs a joke
>>137375204>pilot shows character being really cool skater>first epiisode onwards the character never skates or acts cool again
>>137386916nigga it’s only been two episodesthere’s an upcoming scene where she’s on a skateboard chase with abe
>>137387072you can revisit my post in the archive werenever you feel ready
i’ve rewatched the second episode like 10 times nowi still can’t believe this is a real thing that happened. clone high season 2. what a world.
>>137376403Joseph Stalin >Devoutly Religious >Pacifistic>Is sometimes seen discussing theology with JesusVladimir Lenin >Brilliant ideas guy>Somewhat charismatic>Wants be a lawyer when he's older>ends up in Saul Goodman type situations where he defends other students through pointing out holes in the school rulesBenito Mussolini>Athletic, despite being relativly heavy set>Writes sports columns for the school paper >Actively encourages people to participate in student elections
>>137386456>>137386220I don't think we could actually figure this out.
I like Confucius. He's cute.I agree that season 2 doesn't feel much like the teen dramas they initially parodied anymore but I don't hate the new direction the series has taken either.
>>137387444I hope one of them is Coco Chanel
>>137386220That might not be important, but why isn't Ponce's name crossed out in the intro? He's literally dead.
>>137376403they're probably itching to add a trans character. Who would be the funniest? My vote's on Ayn Rand
>>137387718>Ayn RandIf they turn her into Andrew Ryan I would genuinely love it.
>>137382514Based fellow dog philosopher
>>137375905>>137375867>>137375860>>137375379Am I the only one that thought Episode 2 was worse?
>>137375204>there are people actually waifuing this thingIs this some advanced shilling/shitposting? Watching the show, I genuinely do not understand how anyone can like her.
waiting for one of these characters to be a total mega comic nerd/cringe anime weeb and not get bullied.
>>137387483usually i hate tonal changes but tbqh i don't think season 2 would have worked very well if it was still parodying teen dramas. they were massive in the early aughts but not so much anymore
Just watched the first episodeWhat the fuck is this shit. Is it just because I'm not a teenager anymore?
>>137384038Super Science Friends, a nice little show on Youtube
>>137387483I want him to invite me for a playdate and we can be internet addicts together.
>>137386220definitely an oversight, i wonder if he was a late addition to the cast
>>137376439Curie is still in this season, just background so far. She's the deformed one due to the radiation damage to the DNA
>>137386220I think the one between JFK and Joan might be Jimi Hendrix, and the one after Marilyn Monroe might be Martin Luther King Jr.
>>137376403Che Guevara, he's always complaining how the school kids are not serious with their rich kid privileges
>>137386052That was a small drop of blood compared to the serious injuries Cleo dealt herself in the first episode of the new season.
>>137388434And the ones that are still around are way different, like how would you parody euphoria?
>>137391675Is that supposed to be the chupacabra?
>>137391697The only thing Clone High can parody is itself.
>>137386220>>137389831One of the names between Anne Boleyn and Abigail Adams might be Aleister Crowley
Is Cleopatra's VA different because Scrubs lady was white?
>>137391862apparently that's the tone they're going with, similar to the 21 Jump Street film where they show how much high school has changed.
>>137391744according to press articles, that's a monster called "Heebie Jeebie" plaguing them during midterms
>>137386220one of the A's could be Hitler
>>137391957What will the parody versions of Hitler and Crowley be like?
>>137391979Hitler would definitely a tortured artist background character.Crowley was crazy enough himself. Just have him be exactly like he was and it'd be funny.
>>137388482The entire genre they were parodying died and no longer exists, so now they have to do their own thing.
>The school's health program is run by Amy Winehouse
Which Harriet would you rather?
>>137392039Left one looks like a Proud Family reject
>>137392021>The entire genre they were parodying died and no longer existsI mean teen dramas are still around, they just became way more graphic with stuff like Skins and Euphoria.
>>137392080>Abe streaking for $20
>ywn have a flame war with JFK
>>137392080honestly, fingers cross they do an episode mocking the new trend in teen dramas "rebooted older more "kid-friendly" series into mystery maybe supernatural teen drama
>>137392096They bring back the raisins stuff and have Abe try to find the stash of raisins his parents threw out, breaking every door in the town to find ithttps://youtu.be/eA2C--tY444
>>137387644Maybe they plan to bring him back for something, like a 13 reasons why parody but it's the reasons he started littering so much.
>>137392147*cough* Nancy Drew *cough*
>>137392149it'd be funny if they frame >>137391675 as a monster teen drama plot (think Wednesday or stranger things) or have a murder mystery plot for an episode (its who pushes frozen ghandi..) i doubt they'll do an exact reference like >>137392182>>137392149 but then again i dont remember if clone high directly steals a plot line from a specific teen drama or just did vague teen tropes
>>137375204Will they actually set up a thing between Frida and Cleo?
>>137392225Oh shit, yeah.Cleo is definitely coming out as bi>The groundwork was already laid out in season 1 when she found it hot that she almost made out with Joan>Now that neither Abe nor JFK care about Cleo she has nothing going on for her>It's current year so there has to be at least a lesbian coupleIt's happening so prepare yourselves.
>>137377959You are an utter coward
btw one of the staff members confirmed this tweet was referring to the table read for the Season 3 finale so hopefully there isn't much of a gap between 2 and 3
>>137376403Hernán CortezSpanish conquistador who destroy the aztec Empire, he never apologize for that and still belive ir was right. He and Frida were lovers...but now they don't speak each other
Anon. I'm afraid you have A.D.D.
>>137392039I love both Harriets.
>>137392936His best bud should be be Simon Bolivar
>>137392960A.D.D?Am I... dying?
>>137392898I'm not seeing n00dz
>>137393047You asked for it.
>>137376403Walt Disney and he hates modern Disney.
>>137393100where are you getting these
>>137386220>Eva Peronso she's going to be an influencer who tries to get everyone on her good side?
>>137376403>School caught fire>student : "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!">camera cuts to Olga of Kyiv
>>137393362I got them off the internet, anon. I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!
>>137393100That's not cute like the OP
>>137375204oh no no look at the top of her head
i cannot beLIEVE they got rid of the two best characters (gandhi and toots)
>>137394242>Now I may be blind but even I know this shit an’t worth watching.
>>137383196>but a popular Chad is actually pretty on the mark for the real guy.Nigga had a panic attack trying to do high school math, lived with his mom most of his life, and was afraid of damn near everything. He would have remained in obscurity like the rest of the "Weird Tales" hacks had not the actual Chad August Derleth sold cheap paperbacks of his stories.
>>137376403Pedro II, but i have no idea how he'd be.
>>137394885Why would they kill him? It can’t be to be “realistic” because he was so old, the show is cartoony enough that he could be over 100.
>>137381657Lovecraft actually was pretty cucked later in life. He wrote letters fretting about Franco and how populism might turn people against the jews.
>>137395058Obviously to bring the plot point back when it turns out he was murdered.
>>137382514>everyone tries thier best to ignore him as he rants about metaphysical concepts while masturbating in the hallway>doles out the the what-we-learned-today message in a couple episodes, if thru insane ramblings about men and chickens>turns out he's not Diogenes or even a clone at all, he's just some homeless guy that's been squatting behind the gym bleachers for years, no one has ever bothered to get rid of him
>clone high threadNow I have an excuse to dump all this fanart!
I laughed because I'm just as out of touch as Abe in episode 1 and still call things gay and retarded.
>>137375296I don't take seriously opinions from mexishits who refer to themselves as "spics". You're probably a browncel who can't get laid even with all the hot chicks that live in your country.
>>137395995>>137396051>>137396059>>137396071>>137396090it's called clone HIGH. why are they all adults? And not only that, they don't even try to differentiate the clones from the actual figure
>>137396090These aren't bad, but the problem is they're just cartoon versions of the real people, instead of doing something interesting by taking them in an exaggerated or unexpected direction
>>137396126Why does rosa parks look like miss pauling?
>>137396126>welles is constantly eating and sloshedWhat would Welles have to say about Clone High?
>>137393823Nothing in the new show will top this scene. The first time I saw it I was almost on the floor howling with laughter.
>>137396213For me it's every time the hands of sincerity pop up on screen during a closeup to a character's face.
>>137396191Done. Personally, I like the official Columbus way more. But, this was done before his design was released.>>137396109Lots of high schoolers can easily pass as adults. But yeah, some 9f thes would be better fit for a college setting.>>137396116Some of them are pretty flat. Amelia and Walt are my personal favorites. Clone High is actually really clever with how it plays with some of the design, like how Marie Curie's clone is mutated due to her studying radiation.
>>137396213For me is>a hummingbird and a donkey doing it? I hope your mom wasnt the humminbird!
>>137396211>Show me a way you can start a sentence in the english language with "on clone high" and I will go down on you
The first episode was shit, but the second wasn’t so bad even if that line about female writers made me roll my eyes. Cautiously optimistic
>>137388130>how could anybody like something I dont?You need to be 18+ to post here
>>137395995Stephan Hawking didnt get motor neurone disease until he was in his early 20sTo this day there is no cure. Only treatments.
>>137396788>Clone Steven Hawking is an ultra athletic jock that's dumb as rocks, blissfully unaware of his fateHonestly would be pretty funny and tragic
>>137395995>>137396051>>137396059>>137396090>every character is pretty much identical to their IRL counterpartsHow did they fuck this up?Did they first draw them like this so they could de-age them and change their personality later?
>>137396788All the fan clones are mirror copies because the fans are too afraid of disrespecting the original historical figures
>>137396091This, same shit happens in Brazil incels (we aren't latinos, they are all ugly like 99% of our country. wE ArE wHiTe plz respect us as equal western world)
>>137378055>>137378532>Recurring gag in every episode of the characters freaking out thinking he's going to say nigger>And this is my cat! He has such a shiny black coat like the infinite void that eventually is going to swallow us all, but he's such a nuisance that I have named him Nig..>Lovecraft NO!>el? His name is Nigel jeez man sorry You don't like it but I tought it was a cool name
>>137382271A tranny, probably.
Is he coming back?If not then I’m not watching this shit
>>137395058They probably couldn't get Donald Faison backWhich is kind of incredible because Donald Faison will be in fucking anything
>>137396773I honestly couldn't finish the first episode. I've been waiting for this renewal for two decades now and am let down beyond belief.If you say it gets better in the second episode I guess I'll try to give it a chance.
>>137398678Both episodes show shades of the old humor, but it's not quite gelling yet.I did enjoy the second episode more than the first for pic related
>>137375204I won't watch the reboot, but I will follow fanart of this character.
>>137396776>He can't articulate why he likes somethingI might not be the one who is underage.
>>137395995>>137396051>>137396059>>137396071>>137396090>>137396106>>137396126>>137396152>>137396160>>137396175>>137396191>>137396255Most of the selection from these are just dead celebrities rather than historical figures
>>137396152>>137396160Diana cute, and I like Amelia
>>137396126>Whenever Rosa Parks is on screen she is sitting in the same chair>Always>No matter the setting>She's strictly a background character and no one calls attention to it
>>137392039Left one seems to fit in more with the rest of Clone High characters
>>137375204>I ain't hanging out with some narcissistic, monobrow commieBullet, dodged.
>>137399793That’s…a surprisingly good joke, jeez
>>137395058>>137395234There's a shot in one of the trailers where Joan is done up like an evil dictator, so it's possible Candide's personally pushing for Spread Eagle for her own ends, and needs a clone foster child that she can groom and later exploit for power. (Also she blurted out that she wanted a baby while she was drugged with the truth serum/drunk so that could tie into it.) Joan just happened to be the one she picked and Toots got murdered so she could step in.
>>137379873Just make everyone think he's Charlie Chaplin while having a very obvious german accent
>>137393100>White boyAnd ruined, your raceplay shit is so gay, I'm not black or white I'm a spic so this ruins it for me.
>>137376444Anne Bonny, hackerwoman and complete loser who fucks with the jock students in revenge for bullying the nerds. There's definitely an arc where everyone finds out who the hackerman is and goes "WAIT HACKERMAN'S A GIIIIIIIRL?"
>>137400713why would you do this?
>>137400713>Have fun wondering what the context is for the next 2 yearsI mean we already saw that Scudworth's big plan in the first season was opening Cloney Island so the context is clear.
>>137391675this looks like Newgrounds tier animation
>>137400713hope you get fired retard
loathe the new character designs, love confucius that line about toot's death feels like a massive indicator towards gandhi's disappearance being turned into a huge gag
>>137400765>>137400812Why are you upset over this? As far as spoilers and leaks go, this is pretty innocent. But I agree that Anon should get fired, this is unacceptable employee behavior.
>>137375296>jew>dad german>gets dicked down by some fat mexican communist>gets hit by a bus>fat mexican communist fucks her younger sister>she fucks other mexican artists>wah muh colonialismis there a single more overrated artist
>>137396788>Stephen Hawking’s clone is aware of the neurons disease from the original.>He fakes having the disease to live lazily as possible.>Becomes so lazy he never grows as a genius.>He still pretends to be smart putting the most random and ridicule excuses.>People believe him, he’s the clone of a genius.
>>137401137imagine getting cheated on by this creature
I'm sure Anon learned his lesson. Please don't fire him.
>>137376403Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana>Snitch.>Throws everyone under the bus for his own safety.>Treasurer who gave away all the money to another school for his own sake.>Keeps getting put in charge of many valuables which he keeps trading for his own benefit.>Once he gave away 1/6 part of the school to their rivals just so he wouldn’t get a stain.
>>137401254Which? The one at the left or at the middle?
>>137375204i dont understand this at all, it would of been fine if she wasn't popular and actually would of worked out pretty well if there was some new popular kid that more reflected what actual popular people are today, but holy dick in my ass is this change so retarded, like in what universe is a girl with a unibrow ever even considered popular and not universally hated amongst teensi like cofucious tho i thought he was going to be a fag but hes actually just an cool incel with questionable fashion he seems cool
>>137401137Hey Diego Rivera rocks fuck you!
>>137394920Probably a nerd, no? He said that if he wasn't emperor, he'd want to be a teacher, and he was one of the first people to use a phone. Dude was so charismatic that just from visiting America he had a like a thousand votes in the american electiona.
Why is the show so unfunny now?
>>137376403King Arthur>stereotypical British guy>always misinterprets or miss remembers stories from his original>theater kidThe Wright Brothers>talk back and forth with each other>always finding ways to add wings and propellers to shit>all their inventions are just flying versions of ordinary stuffThomas Edison>way more clever than his original>is actually a good inventor, but is too humble to accept the credit
>>137376403Justinian and Theodora>Justinian is a meek and humble nerd, but always clutches whenever there's a group project or multi-partner assignment >Lets others cheat off his answers, everyone in his class inexplicably gets straight A's>Theodora is a reformed slut that will bully anyone that she thinks is bothering her boyfriend Justinian>Clone High's most likely Prom King/Queen to create some conflict with the main cast>Justinian and Abe are bros, Theodora and Joan become friends >Both are horrible influences on the other>Theodora hates Abe, Justinian hates JoanB plot is JFK and Topher Bus becoming friendsDon't judge my shit ideas I'm just spitballing here
>>137392182That would make for an amazing episode.
>>137394885Well, I'm off to for my tennis match!>Throws pickaxe over shoulder
>>137375204So whens the third episode?
>>137375204I am loving this so far. I'm so happy.
>>137403340Rats. That's a long time to wait.
>>137400515>white spic hands wrote this
>>137401874first episode was unfunny second epsidoe was like one of the lower end episodes of the first season
>>137375204Problem with the show is that Frida and Harriet are woke and popular and genuinely good people and never painted in a negative light. When every other character is retarded and a selfish asshole, it makes them look obnoxious by comparison and wrecks the tone of the show.
>>137404164If they actually went through with the "oh they actually killed a guy" thing instead of making it a rugpull gag I would have liked them more, but yeah, unless they get some flaws they're just boring
>>137397351Almost there, buy only works in text.The 'ig' in "Nigel" is pronounced very differently from the 'igg' in "nigger. Not a lot of words/names that start with "nigg" either. In fact, I'm having difficulty even thinking of one.Could work with just the initial "nih-" though. Ninja, nimrod, nincompoop, nintendo, nix, nil, nits...>And this is my cat! He has such a shiny black coat like the infinite void that eventually is going to swallow us all, but he's such a little sneaky bugger that I have named him Ni..>LOVECRAFT!!!!>nja. Hm, maybe you're right. A little too on-the-nose. I'm sure I can think of something more fitting...
>>137376403Theodore Roosevelt >enthusiastic go getter>star student >athletic and strong >well spoken and intelligent >would rather hang out in the woods or library than play sports or participate in school politics or drama >everyone constantly says he’d be a great addition to any team or run for student body President and are constantly trying to get him to join/run>is extremely competitive but does his best to hide/surprises it>his main rivals are the robber barons that are alway trying to set up some shitty scam in the school.
>>137404524they did kill the guy at the end of the episode
>>137392039>left: what an outspoken black female teenager looked like in both the mid-2000s and still looks like in 2023 (minus the bandana/do-rag)>right: what a white, 28-year-old female animator thinks an outspoken black female teenager looks like in 2023I fucking teach in various high schools and middle schools in North America today. That thing on the right is a white Arts Major with brown skin and fluffy hair.
>>137401473No, he doesn't, fucking champagne socialist.
>>137401254If it works, it works, it just works
>>137375204the new designs are awfulwhich is weird because its not like the original cast were great either yet some how they made it worse.
>>137401073>>137400812>>137400765Fuuuuuuck what did I miss?
>>137399347>He doesnt need to justify why he likes somethingFTFY kiddo.
>>137405111A small leak from the season 3 finale
>>137396059Stan Lee was like 1.90mts and Prince like 1.60mts
Would you make this overworked lizard keeper a mom?
>>137405644I’ll make whatever she wants as long as I get bend her over desk and lay into that phat ass of hers.
>>137404164You are literally blind. The whole point of the inclusivity club having an exclusive club is to paint them in a bad light, you dumbass.
>>137382514I'm down for it if we get to recreate his scene with the bowl.
>>137376403Make Chaplin and Hitler clones but no one know who is who Also Ronald Reagan and Mandela
>no Candide or Bloody Mary art yet
>>137405644Why is she based off Andy Warhol?
>>137376403Shaka ZuluHe gives Joan the BBC
Post Joan in the sex dream that was hot
>>137376403Clone Hitler is one of the nicest character in the show and most other characters like him but one of the MCs thinks he's secretly evil and treats him like a sitcom arch nemesis. Basically think Early Flanders/Dinkleberg.
>>137403084I like it, but I’d add Belisarius, John the Cappadocian and the rest to be his DnD bros and maybe there can be an episode where someone is writing fucked up rumors about them on the walls of the school and Theodora suspects Abe and it becomes a whole thing but in the end it’s just Procopius.
>>137382951>Jesus existedsome strange cult leader most likely existed roughly around the time in the area (in fact, dozens of difficult to differentiate Jewish cult leaders existed, preached similar shit, did similar miracles and had the same anti-temple or reform temple ideas) and was probably killed by Romans for stirring up shit (the Romans killed many rebellious Jews before and after they destroyed the temple which was an apocolyptic event for Jews --pretty much unthinkable and yet another crisis of faith for them requiring radical new theology of which the Christian cult was one of hundreds and more than likely does not in any way resemble 'modern' post-Nicean Christianity).Honestly, IMHO (extremely humble, academics are better sources) I think it doesn't matter because both James the so--called brother of Jesus (by his and only his insistence) and Paul who admits no never even meeting the fucking guy while he was alive PROBABLY both gathered some sad sack Jews who believed the end of the world would happen if their weirdo cult leader died and nothing happened, no lightning, no winds, no apocalypse. Paul even admits he wanted his theology to be 'all things to all people' and James wanted to 'save' these sad sack Jews who believed in this loser would-be son of God who got merc'ed and humiliated with no miraculous result as promised by telling them the world to come is around the corner and to keep being faithful. A schism and manipulation by two other cult leaders scooping up leftovers. The original guy? We will never know. He doesn't even really matter, he's like Socrates. Propaganda of 'students of great masters'.
>>137408230>post-Nicean ChristianityBased historically informed anon.
>>137375296Latinx here. She's not as bad as "they" you to believe
>>137375204How hairy is her bush?
>>13740861370's level. With a snail trail up to her belly button.
>I saved you a seat...>...and by seat, I mean my face!when this *wasn't* JFK's follow-up line I almost gave up watching on the spotwill see if it gets better in the next few episodes
>>137377646Kinda hate how he tries to demonize cancel culture.
>>137408713Hey if you were the genetic clone of a dude who got cancelled you would be pretty pissed about it too
>>137407249i didn't know andy warhol had a dumptruck
>>137409012only reason people bought his art. to see him turn around and take it off the wall
Why does Joan have lordosis in addition to a fat ass?
>>137409133Damn, I'd buy his soup can paintings too if I could look at those fat ass cheeks jiggling to get my art.
>>1374085940/10 bait harder
>>137375204You're supposed to start threads with a relevant picture.
>>137377959Amazing how much better something can look after 5 seconds of photoshop. Still wouldn't, because spic, feminazi icon and I find babushka eyebrows utterly revolting, but I hate it a lot less than the OP.
>>137405206What was it? Why are anons so pissed?
They made it woke garbage sorryNice to see Abe and the old gang minus Ghandi tho.
Does anyone even remember the celebrity guests from the first season?As a europoor the only ones I'd ever heard of were Jack Black and Marilyn Manson
>>137410563Ashley Angel from O Town
>>137410563Michael J Fox voiced Gandhi's remaining kidney
>>137408668That sounds out of character for him.
i went to revisit the leaksi think episodes 2 & 4 might’ve been swapped.i think the sleepover episode was originally meant to be episode 4, and episode 2 was originally the text anxiety episode.so the next episodes will probably be the cleo mind control episode, and the test anxiety episode with the monster or whatever.that’s just my theory though i dunno
>>137411970According to the press releases, the second episode was supposed to be the one with the Heebie Jeebie monster. I guess they're just following the tradition of the old show and airing the episodes in the wrong order as well.
Frida Kahlo was the original art hoe
>>137396213From the same episode, JFK confusing Ponce's ghost for a genie made me cry laughing. Especially Ponce's blunt and honest sounding:>"This is so frustrating"
>>137410563Tom Green, Mandy Moore and one of the guys from O Town.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MEGA?
>>137376403>Super skinny William Taft, head of the school's bodybuilder club.>Charles Manson who just wants to be left alone, but everyone can't help but find him strangely alluring and end up doing anything he says.>John Wayne Gacy who just wants to be a real clown. Still scares the crap out of everyone without trying.>A cooler, more successful Abe clone.
>>137410563The celebrities were pretty specific to a limited U.S. demographic at the time, so it's understandable if they didn't stay in your head.
>>137386163Are you drawing with a mouse while also having Parkinson's? Coloring within the lines is grade-school shit.
>>137397935WOW! TOM GREEN!