>is supposed to be made of wood>can crease his "skin"
>>133130083Funniest shit I've ever seen.
>>133130083Pinocchio: meHorse poop: Rippaverse threads
>>133130083Historians are still debating to this day what they meant by this
You better not be mourning your dead child in here.
>>133130419He's a little shit surrounded by people who encourage his shittyness.It's a fun story to work with.
>>133129887He can also cry. It's a little fucked up.
>>133130318>>133130406we mokkuposting now?
>>133130542So can Mokku.Hell, he cries more than the Disney version.He can't smell though, apparently.
>>133129887He’s like Chuckie. He becomes more human as time passes. Or maybe in his case, its according to how many good deeds he does.
>>133130626he can't taste either, and pretends he can so gepetto doesn't feel bad about it
>>133130732Piccolinocels seething over mokkuchadsjoke's aside i always adored how piccolino's outfit has the italian flag color scheme
>>133129887Pinocchio looks slightly more human when he's brought to life in the Disney cartoon movie version, even before he becomes full-human, even looking a little less "woody".Not sure if it's just Disney cheaping out on the animation, though.
>>133130419>Is Pinocchio the most adapted public domain character?Nah, that'd probably go to Sherlock Holmes.
>>133130083Me when I sniff my waifu's farts.
>>133130406There was a 90s movie where they use a puppet based on the kid that voices Picchio and then when he turns human they simply use the kid.
>>133130732>>133130773I like both.Also, Piccolino was voiced by Masako Nozawa.https://youtu.be/fUcCf_A6n5Y?t=533
>>133130593I'll say is the oposite, pinochio's world is too real at least for the reality back them.
>>133129887It's a thick layer of paint acting as skin
>>133130721Where does it all go?
>>133131075interesting question, but i doubt tatsunoko ever thought about the logic behind that
>>1331311831978 pinocchio is the most accurate to the og story
>>133130870Pinocchio kicking that cat was satisfying. The cat deserved it.
>>133131211But the only thing not accurate is how he dresses like a girl. The other male characters from the same movie don't use such clothes.
Pinocchio always looks better as a puppet.I know he wants flesh and all, but his little wooden schnoz is his best feature.
I decided to watch the original after seeing the live action remake and holy fuck is the remake soulless. Also look at this face, lost it for a good 5 minutes seeing it.
>>133131211Wasn't Mokku 72?
>>133131680it was, i was referring to this version that was done in 78
>>133131805Oh, I see
>>133131183The Rankin Bass Christmas special never gets any loveIt's ok
>>133131805This version of Pinocchio looks like Pearl from Steven Universe.
The ultimate showdown.
>>133132225Pinocchio: into the woody-verse
>>133129887furthermore how does his nose grow
>>133129887what would happen if pinocchio puts his nose inside the mouth of truth?
>>133132225So now what we get a movie about a new Pinocchio being shown by that blue haired fairy that there are other alternate realities with all these other Pinocchios and it's called into the Wooden Verse ala Spiderman and have to stop a threat?
Serious question, the creator of Pinocchio did he like HATE children? Because the shit that he does to Pinocchio? Wow if he were flesh and blood he would die in horrific ways.
>>133132225The Pinocchio from Emperor of the Night is the strongest version since he beat a Demon Lord. Sure it was a murder suicide tactic, but hey the blue fairy revived him after.
>>133132250>Their horror when they reach the Pinocchio whose dad is Drew Carey
>>133132225The Jonathan Taylor Thomas one could absolutely murder the rest of them in a locked cage match.
Here's a question, how come there's never been a female take on Pinocchio? Not saying Pinocchio as a girl, I mean a fairy tale where it's a doll who earns the right to be human. I'm sure that's something If boys are puppets, then girls are dolls.
>>133132559The only thing I ever saw like that was a porn parody comic. No points for guessing what grows when she lies.
>>133130083the only thing that actually looks well-animated and realistic in this movie is the poop. rly makes me think
>>133131376That's the case for all of the remakes.Do normies even like them?
>>133132590I hope Disney's live action fest ends in failure from their incoming Peter and Wendy, Mufasa, and Black Little Mermaid. These awful movies have lasted long enough.
>>133132559Isn't the movie manequin based in it?
https://youtu.be/IOqPnAkVVM4?t=1411>the fox is a female>the cat was voiced by Thor Bishopric who voiced Mokku in Saban's dub.
>>133132225Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>133133072>>133132225Well, I am definitely forgetting to attach image to my post, fuck
>>133133021>the fox is a femaleNothing wrong with that, to be honest
>>133133021That cunt's voice made the already shitty dub extra unwatchable
>>133133128At least he does a better job with the cat.
>>133132225Where's the reverse universe where sentient living things are naturally made of wood, so Gepineo makes a nightmarish fleshtree doll that comes to life and has to earn the right to be a wooden boy?
I never got why Pinocchio is the one at fault when getting tricked by the cat and fox.Not much you can do when con-artists target you. Hell, they'd probably just straight up kidnap or kill him if he didn't do what they wanted.
>>133133262>Not much you can do when con-artists target youNot necessarily, but in case of Pinocchio, it's true. He's a kid and no one told him better.
>>133130083Someone spent hours modelling, texturing, and rendering that literal pile of horse shit
Anyone else hate how sexist the Disney animated version of Pinocchio is? The Coachman only wanted boys to sell as donkeys. But in the book? The villain kidnaps boys and girls to curse into being donkeys so both would be sold.
>>133133571Silly anon. Girls are too well behaved and have no flaws.
Did Mokku ever turn into a donkey? I honestly can't remember.
>>133133618no outside of an artwork existing of it in the ED of the show
>>133131805https://youtu.be/PWdjucJzhSY?t=110Good god there's an English dub
Before you go see a Didney movie... think about those poor white suburbanites and Karens you're oppressing. They had to watch minorities be positively represented and happy!
Why did Geppetto get arrested anyway?I thought beating kids was normal in those days.
>>133132516Shame on you
>>133133897Where's the upvote button? How do I give this heckin gentleperson a reddit gold for his wholesome post?
>>133130870Does this have an English dub? This seems interesting.
>>133133935Right, right, right.
>>133132629I too need a multi-bajillion dollar studio to fall because there's minorities and gay people in their movies
>>133129887>>133131376Wife and I spotted this while watching it yesterday
>>133134244>>133134456I want the mouse destroyed and the the corrupt people within unemployable.
>Welcome Back, Pinocchio just straight up rips off Mokku's designIt was that company who was responsible for the dog-faced octopus, so I shouldn't be surprised.
I want a tsundere Pinocchio girlfriend
>>133132225The del Toro one would be good if it wasn't all one shitty colour
>>133132616The kids might, but they're kids, they won't be able to recognize what soul is by the time they grow up!
>>133134915Most of their character designs are ripped off other movies
>>133135152>not wanting a Pinocchio boyfriend
>>133133348And also look at those feces
>>133130083>how do you know what we served you is horseshit if you haven't deeply inhaled its aroma from up close?
>page 10Not on my watch
>>133129887Watch what you say to old Pino. He's a killer you know. Poor little Jimminy got smashed in the books by him.
>>133130083I see no problem with this. Disney is often criticized for showing kids a sterile, sanitized version of reality. I think this is a step in the right direction in giving kids a more realistic outlook of the world. What they should do next is have a scene showing how Ariel (mermaid form) defecates in The Little Mermaid.
>>133139237based scat poster
>>133134107I wonder which european folktale has the most anime adaptations.
>>133132559The closest one is Pinoko from Blackjack.
>>133130594>he cute>look up the series>huge downgrade in looks once he becomes humanbut why
>>133134107There's also the Lies of P twink version
>>133132225Which one would make for the best bonfire?
>>133130083Wait, that shit is CG?
>>133140227But now he looks like a kid with access to make-up instead of a stoned shota construct. And he loses the blue-hair bonus
>>133130083Someone should photoshop Lucia's ass
>>133132616That's what I thought too, but then I learned the Lion King remake is a top ten all time grossing film. So somebody is watching them.
>>133140355both are good on their own, but it's true the woody ver looks more unique, human has the extra knee socks bonus
>>133140390Kids who think newer=betterAnd the power of marketing.
>>133136963Ha, I was just thinking about him.Can you remember any other Pinocchio parodies?
>>133141111actually there is a horror movie about Pinocchio made back in 1996
>>133140227He does look kinda goofy when he smiles.>>133140355Ah, a fellow blue hair lover.
>look up Mokku merch>most of it includes the female classmateDid she even do anything?
Best Pinocchio film for me.
>>133140325Most of the movie is greenscreen/floor/turd
>>133141372not at all, i assume they just thought her design was more suitable for advertising/merch(?) you'd expect someone like gina to be next to him (his love interest by the end of the show)
>>133141482IS THATA NIPPPPPLEAAAA JANNY SAVE MEEEEE
>>133137498I said what I said
>>133141482What personal questions would you ask Pennochio?
>>133134107Add the Soviet ones and the one from JoJo
>>133142759Can we go bigger
>>133132516What about Pinocchio from that comic book about fairy tails
>>133142938>tales*Fixed.Also i remebered the name, the fables comic
>>133142885https://pino.kcgreendotcom.com/The one by KC Green.
>>133142978Chisel jaw here?
>>133129925Based ytp appreciator
>>133142885This musical with Sandy Duncan as Pinocchio
Mokku was actually pretty well behaved compared to others on his first day.>didn't intentionally kill the cricket>didn't blow raspberries at his dad>didn't run out of the house and get his dad arrested
>>133143477Well, that is not animated.BTW got a torrent for that ?
>>133130083>when you conjure the newest Disney aroma
>>133143656Sadly no torrent, but here's a link to it on YouTube https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AY4g8fwBC40
>>133143477>>133143973How hard was it to make him a prosthetic nose?
>>133136963why did he want to eat billy's flesh? why would have that made him a real boy
>>133144047Sandy is a woman, and honestly not sure. Can't imagine it being easy with how seamless it seems.
>>133144168Because it was Grim Adventures.
>>133144236ah fuck what movie was this?
>>133141644>Melody is waiting for him to come back as a human>he already moved on to Gina
>>133145186He should create his own harem
>offers to be Gina's brother in 49>tries asking her out in the following episode
>>133146089Is he the chadest pino? he's had quite a few bitches going after him from what i remember
where did the horseshit post go? are disney execs trying to scrub it off the internet that fucking hard?
>>133147421He's just lonely.Plus he doesn't seem that old in the Disney version, judging by how energetic he is.
>>133130083This still makes me laugh like a fucking toddler whenever it gets posted.can't believe they thought this was a goo idea.
>>133132590Im pretty sure its not CGI could just be hyper realistic fake poop made by the special effects or make-up department.
>>133133128His voice was more bearable than "Eeeskiddeeskiddeeskidee".
>>133148036>Eeeskiddeeskiddeeskideewhat were they thinking
>>133144543I'm watching this and it's clear that the actor that played Gepetto wanted to fuck the actress for Pinocchio. He kisses her and taps her ass a few times. I know it's a subtext for a play but this isn't some adult version of Pinocchio.This played on Disney channel apparently. Now I want to see a female Pinocchio version.
>>133146089>>133146153Chasing after w*men is not the way of Chad. The chaddest was probably Buratino, who shown great leadership skills when in danger, removed an evil Jew from the entertainment industry and gave zero shits about whole real boy thing.
>>133132590It's either real shit or a physical prop
>>133148138Female Pinocchio would be amazing
>>133148330Yeah, but then all the phallic implications of growing nose will be out of place.
>>133133897Why would a history based in a 18th century italian folktale have niggers? Why everything needs niggers? Niggers have no empathy if thtey can't relalte by skin? I see anime all the time and I am no japanese.
>>133149182All we have left to post is geno
>>133148952First of all look at a god damn map and tell me that Italy isn't just fucking north of Africa and secondly get off the internet and go touch grass.
>>133148952Don't listen to him. Grass isn't all it's cracked up to be.Dogs poop in it, it's full of gross spiders, in the morning it's always damp.
>>133149235>get off the internet and go touch grassDid you seriously just used Twitter SJW meme on 4chan?
>>133149372Did you just seriously compare me to Twitter. Fuck off newfag and get a life.
>>133149372>>133149481Don't be bringing shit into the Pinocchio thread
>>133149230Geno didn't want to be a real boy, though.He's not even a puppet, he's a star-angel-thing living in a puppet's body.
>>133149235Italians are well known for their tolerance
>>133151126>Germany sweeps "Most Trustworthy"Have Europeans been eating paint for the last 70 years?
>>133151126Take someone from both north and south Italy and they will at each other's throats before you can say "mierde!"
>>133151145germans subvert, them screwing you over is slightly less obvious than an italian who just scams you outrightalso germans kinda had to put a lid on it due to their 'transgressions' in the 30's and 40's
>>133129887>cartoonsFuck off retard. Cartoons dont follow your shit logic.
What do you mean there's no story where Pino is all grown up with his own kids.
>>133132225Kek, i renember that futuristic robot Pinocchio thing, was like a fever dream.
>>133142885From yours truly
>>133154913Mmmm, yes. God damn beautiful
I often wonder why Saban chose Mokku over Piccolino.Piccolino still had its dark points, but never the same level Mokku had. They wouldn't have to censor so much.
>>133154913Fucking hell you've even got Tree of Palme in there. I thought about mentioning it but thought nobody would have a fucking clue what I was talking about
>>133155216>written and directed by Takashi NakamuraWell gee, now I wanna see it.
>>133130113lol, internally malding
>>133154913>>133155216>A Tree of PalmeProbably the oddest take of Pinocchio out there that i've seen. But then again I haven't watched too much adaptions compared to everyone else in this thread.
Whar are your favorite takes on the Fairy?
>>133156110The Piccolino no Boken one, She's a huge cutie
>>133154913If Geno can't be in smash he can be in a raising sim