What are the odds of seeing the celts again?
>>132245800Considering 2 of them are now the main antagonists. Pretty fucking high.
>story comes around to hating white people because Larry Fink has to have to his wayWell I’m glad I never got around to watching this.
I can see them coming back to help Spear in the future since he saved them from a dinosaur rampage and the last time he saw them their leader offered to let him live with them>>132245873those were vikings dingus
>>132245800Considering what happened, low. REALLY low.
>>132245989Just because they're vikings doesn't mean they stop being celts.
>>132245989>Woah bro, I offered you a cot and a meal. Not to die in your crusade.
So are the Vikings dying in episode 6?
>>132246152How long do you guys think Primal is going to last.I am hoping season 2 will be the last because I know the rules. Go past third, it's going to be a turd. Only few exceptions have broken this rule.Secondly after Primal is done what do you think Genndy is going to do next?
>>132246221It's a turd already.
>>132246152They are a mere stepping stone towards the Scorpion King.
>>132246221The last three episodes were pure shit
>father couldn't bring himself to shoot the arrowbros...
Slavery is not a problem. Those weak enough to be enslaved deserve what they get.
>>132245800Yeah I got the impression the Vikings were slaughtered without mercy because oh no slavery. It just feels like a white person hate series now.
>>132246311The undertones were always there. But now that they have modern people as part of the story it's much more blatant. I can't wait for "the true nature of man's origin" to beat us over the head with more white man bad, brown women good.
>>132246253>>132246236Seethe cope and mald
>spear and fang die at the end>go to that field that the witch did>they find their families and each other>pic related
>>132246280True.I'm gonna find you and enslave you.
>>132246427Come at me bro
>>132246280I want to be fang’s slave desu
>>132246420Primal means no happy ending
>>132246460>Fang is so big you'd have to climb inside with your whole body to penetrate her so she could even feel itHot
>>132246460>Fang with eyelashes
>>132246503You still have 5 more rounds to go, you going to get back in there?
>>132246460I want to FUCK her absolute brains out. I want to take my giant hot erection and PIERCE her two-dimensional insides. As I work my way in between her holes, she'll be GAPING with cum and CRYING for more. Once I'm finished RAVAGING her, she'll be screaming from the WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS of hard-earned COCK LUST just as a heroin addict screams and claws at nothing but the phantoms of a hallucination when undergoing withdrawal. I'll have RAVAGED her so vigorously, that nothing will be left of her sanity. This is my dream. And because it is a dream built on nothing, it will never happen. A desire for the two-dimensional is left unfulfilled, and for that, it is the perfect desire to have--something always left out of reach, something that can never be achieved... The frustration that comes with a desire that will never know reality is what makes the desire exceptional.
I love this thread.
>>132246221>>132245921/co/ was recommending this show. What happened?>t. average /co/ user who doesn't consume /co/
>>132246836Don't listen to them, just whitebois mad that they can't breedsighCan't wait for them to go extinct...
>>132246836>>132246221 (here)No I fucking love the show. I just don't want it to go longer than it needs to.
>The red mist showing up, shrouding Spear and Fang>Spear going literal berserker mode after one last attempt to leave>Red eyes on Fang's silhouetteKhorne has bestowed his blessings upon our heroesAnd if those previews from before are any indication, they'll be meeting him in person soon
>>132246836Industrycuck is false flagging now, nothing new
>>132246451It's some stupid meme word used by Twitter tourists.
What if fang got so hungry she just swallowed a mammoth, that would be funny, haha
>>132246152The son dies, the dad lives to fight again 100%. This is due to the fact that so long as his child survives the dad still has a reason to live, while the son can still have a future on his own. Once the Viking chief is stripped of his last reason to live he will stop being a man and become a monster
>>132247146What if eating the mammoth made her booty fat, haha
>>132246909>Can't wait for them to go extinct...The only thing keeping you alive is white people not realizing this is what you think of them, they are naive and think you're grateful for how much they've given you
>>132247265You're not white either mutt
>>132246434Gonna go all Greek on you.
>>132247390You’re going to fuck him in the ass?
Will the Viking be able to communicate with Spear like the Celtic Chief could, or will they just end up never knowing the exact reasons behind each other’s actions
Has anybody attempted to make a world map charting Spear and Fang's exploits?
>>132247594How is the viking even going to go after Spear? He still has no idea who, or what, wrecked his village.
>>132247606We need to see how they get to the middle east for a better idea of where they are now.
>>132246021Vikings are not celts, broseph.
>>132247643Don't Icelanders have like 60% Irish DNA?
>>132247131>>132247146>>132247164Fang is for hard vore only.
>Watching Conan The Barbarian for the first time>Intro by AkuFuck yes.
Soon. Soon bros.
>>132247701They're going to have Aku be the progenitor of all mankind. Like how he was to Ashi and her sisters.
>>132247738If I kill Aku, would I die?
>>132247746Fool! Aku is un-kill-able.
>>132247701>>132247738Good. I want his influence on this planet known even if he wasn't aware of it.
Did the red mist cause them to sperg out and butcher the entire village or were they just tired of the viking's shit?
>>132245800>tfw no protoscandinavian gf
No sympathy for those vikings. They brought the entire massacre on themselves.
>>132245800We'll see them in the final battle like how the spartins appeared at the end of Samuri Jack.
>>132247611Probably will see them in one of the village's boats, and I guess Genndy will suddenly remember they're covered in wounds, arrows and spears from said tribe. Who knows, honestly.
>>132247636There is no middle east, it's a fantasy world with unknown geography. If anything mira's tribe probably came from somewhere the south of the celts and the scorpion comes from a mountain range to the east of the vikings.
>>132247911The bear riding fuckers did, but the rest of the village was woken up to a giant lizard and an angry cavemen going on a rampage.
>>132247811Fight or flight mode. Yet constantly trying to flee. Once they got pelted with spears, it was full on sperg fight.
>>132247911For all we know the vikings are vassals with only two options; bring in slaves for the scorpion or have your village razed and people slaughtered.
>>132247811Well it is notable that Spear and Fang's first moves after the mist arrives are to try running away, so at the very least it didn't cause immediate bloodlust, unless you wanna go for the idea that Spear could feel the mist doing that and wanted to avoid it ASAP.
At least she tried.
>>132247996Fang won the dommy mommy fight
>>132247811Retreat was becoming untenable and Spear already crossed the line killing the kid (not to say the kid didn't have some responsibility in it, just that Spear himself believed he crossed the line). Red mist only served to provide concealment and draw obvious visual parallel to when Spear lost his own family, I don't believe it had any mystical properties in its own right.
>>132248034He's gonna fuck shit up.
I felt nothing here.
>>132248034>filenameHe’s gonna die famalam
>>132248034>Covered in heavy armour>Going after them in a boatGuaranteed he's gonna fall in the water and drown.
>>132248070>those episode descriptions More like he’s gonna get his shit fucked up
Anyone else going to visit the toonami general tonight and ruin their evening?
>>132248070Hes gonna be the one that kills Fang
>>132248256Fang's not dying until she sharts out Red's babyies.
>>1322462532 was good.3 and 4 were worst episodes so far.
>>132248256Lol no your predictions suck assSee: >>132246152If anything he’s going to die and the father will go back to the scorpion king and Be turned into this guy
Wait so if the chief of fighting spear on the vulture and the son is nowhere to be seen, I assume he’s fighting fang.I’m pretty sure fang is going to kill him
Conan the barbarian novels
>>132248308>If anything he’s going to die and the father will go back to the scorpion king and Be turned into this guyI don't think it can be done without coming off as borderline comedic at that point>lose village, wife, and child>get a really humanizing introduction and a badass outro as they sail off for vengeance>lose other sonIf he dies it'll be alongside his father or only the father will die, I don't think the father could be seen as anything other than a joke after getting his other son killed, scorpion blessing or not
>>132248538Either way that little shit isn’t killing Fang, just by going off the episode descriptions you can see that
>>132248576Oh yeah totally agree on that. Probably should have mentioned I wasn't the dude you replied to but just decided to jump in mid discussion.
>>132248308>scorpion kingThis is an iq filter. The episode title was "slave of the scorpion" - no king was ever mentioned. He may be just a slaver viking with a cool nicknane.
Spear got too powerful too quickly. He doesn't have any experience with using a sword or fighting humans, yet he easily massacres dozens of warriors.
Be honest, /co, would you?
>>132248896Fang is my true waifu
>>132248896If this is early man age then kidnapping her would be the same as proposal if random Anon's are to be trusted
>>132245800The last part of The Red Mist should've been the concept of a separate episode. Two dudes stumble upon an area that Spear and Fang passed through and have to slowly piece together what happened.
>>132248308The viking IS the Scorpion. His helmet horns and beard form the icon.
>>132249366Nah, his helmet's horns looks nothing like the guy's mira drew, it's probably just symbolic of his position as the chief of the village under the rule of the scorpion.
>>132248896Just head pats and nose boops.
>>132245921Are you retarded? Genuine question
The demon god is not the scorpion king. The Scorpion Pharaoh will be the bitch the chains on her face. The demon god is germanic and unrelated to the empire.
>>132247911Seriously. Who the fuck is watching a show about cavemen for nuanced morals?
>>132248814I'd be more upset if a guy who fought Dinosaurs and other weird monsters for unspecified but long period of time somehow got gatted by normal ass peopleThat's like fighting and beating high level mobs and bosses then going on to get killed by low level mobs used for xp farming
>>132249799Dude, there was a lot of them with long range weapons. And they did get hit. One minute they both look like swiss cheese, the next fully healed.
I want a spinoff of the Viking warrior and his son that takes place before this episode. Like, a coming of age story where the father teaches his son to be a man, with the story ending with the mother giving birth to her second child. I know they're going to violently die later, as is tradition, but god damn it their short story was enough to make me want more.
>>132249918Not everything needs a spinoff ffs. We got as much as we needed from their backstory.
I'd be a little less bothered about the village being wiped out if the duo took actual damage. They should have been dead ten times over.
>>132249951Did you see them at the end? They were bleeding like crazy.
>>132249991Sure, but I fully expected Spear to go down after being pincushioned by all those arrows.
>>132249991If you lose a gallon of blood but it doesn't appear to slow you down all that much, have you really even taken damage?
STANDING HERE I REALIZEYOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYBUT WHOS TO JUDGETHE RIGHT FROM WRONGWHEN YOUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREETHAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCEBUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAYHonestly this whole song fits the new conflict
>>132250035Neanderthals are pretty hardy, even irl. A neanderthal could kick your ass
>>132250294most likely yeswould he go down with properly aimed arrow tho?i hate the fact that they turned this show into capeshit
>>132250294Last season a single spear was enough to take down the horned red rex which was twice the size of Fang. Now hundreds essentially "pop" right out. Last season Fang got tossed and was out of commission for a whole episode. This time Fang's leg was almost cut in half and she started running immediately after. I'm not even going into how bullshit it is for Spear to get pelted with hundreds of arrows and be unphased. Hardy or not, last episode doesn't match the established damage resistance.
>>132250405Exactly. Every time they showed stuff like that my thought was that Spear and Fang were going to get captured because they're clearly taking serious damage, but no, they just shrug it all off and kill everyone.
>>132250584left can't meme
Does anyone have a mega for the latest episode by chance?
>>132250599Don't give him (You)'s or we're going to lose the entire thread to slavery bad again.
>*sigh* being against slavery is "left-wing" now? typical /pol/
The people in this thread treating slavery like it is the worse act imaginable are smooth brained dipshits.The Vikings didn’t deserve to die because they were trading slaves, which was the norm for every Bronze Age civilization.They deserved to die because they brought out every man woman and child to fight a 10,000 bc doom slayer and his tyrannosaurus companion, even after they made it clear they were just trying to get away.
>>132250339Everything is capeshit. EVERYTHING.
>>132250971I know there's zero chance. But I would love it if they had the vikings kill Spear and Fang and have the show focus on them from now on. I want it for the mind fuck alone.
>>132250791>slavery was the norm for every Bronze Age civilization> they fought a 10,000 bc doom slayerThe irony here is that arguably the reason they were massacred was that their enemy didn't have a concept of taking prisoners or slaves even. In comparison, if they had been raided by another clan/tribe/whatever, they might've survived at the cost of being taken captive.
>>132251189They're psuedo-vikings. They'd rather die in combat than be taken prisoner.
>>132250405>Last season a single spear was enough to take down the horned red rex which was twice the size of Fang. Thrown by Spear who has been shown to have strength far beyond a regular human, since he's a fantasical take on a caveman. Don't forget he drove a triceratops horn through pic related.>Now hundreds essentially "pop" right out.After being thrown by people who are not Spear.
>>132251189Imagine hearing the alarm and thinking it's another tribe of raiders, only to find out its an unga bunga caveman and his tyrannosaurus
>>132248814It’s a sword. Just swing it around and you’ll poke someone’s eye out
>>132251281>Fucking hate mondays
>>132250791>The Vikings didn’t deserve to die because they were trading slaves, which was the norm for every Bronze Age civilization.>CivilizationNever read a Conan story
How do you think Fang would like to be pet the most? Belly rubs, chin scritches, scratches around her ear holes?
>>132251620How uh, how big are her ear holes?
>>132247979And instead of running or letting the two retreat, they cornered them, getting themselves killed. Fucking retards.
>>132251787How were they supposed to know how hard they bunga'd?
>>132251787>Oh the two monsters that gruesomely slaughtered half of our village is running away, lets just let them escape :)
>>132246311>white person hate series now.Celts were shown as good guys tho
>>132251839If he's anything like the other guy that whined about it, he'll claim the celts aren't white.Never mind that if celts aren't white, no one is and he has nothing to bitch about.
>>132247996>>132248034>>132245800What the fuck is this timeline?I could have accepted humans and dinosaurs existing at the same period, but now you're telling me they were in the Bronze Age the entire time???
>>132251839Celts aren't white, but neither are germs and scandis.
>>132251831Consider it karmic justice
>>132251897It's a fantasy world, but to be fair spear and fang are from a different land across the ocean
>>132248896literally built for being knocked unconcious and drag into rape cave by the hair
>>132251256Don't forget the nigga was chokeholding a fucking Archelon.
>>132251831My man they just slaughtered half the village and what is likely your best warriors on bears, there should be some self-preservation instinct to know that you ain't winning this>>132251897Its fantasy anon
>>132251940>>132251956Yes, im well aware.It still triggers my autism.
>>132250791I'm sort of inbetween seeing as they deserved some retribution, but the entire village being slaughtered is way overkill (not that Spear and Fang are at fault for that, for many reasons already stated). You can feel at least a little pity for the chief and his son coming back and seeing almost literally everyone and everything in pieces without being pro-slavery.
>>132251968Well stop having the 'tism and bask in the fiction.
>>132248082Something tells me we will see these two again.They will want revenge
>>132251923No one is white by that logic, so no whites were harmed in the making of this cartoon.
>>132251819The literally saw their bear cavalry getting decimated.
>>132248082Autism be like
>>132252024Well shit maybe they wanted to die fighting alongside their friends and family so they'll be together in the afterlife or something.
>>132252071Well one cannot prevent them dying due to collective autism in that case
>>132252071Well in that case the chief and his son should stop being little crybabies about the whole ordeal.
I have a hard time feeling bad for the Vikings. Their entire society was built off of the murder, rape and pillaging of other societies. So what happened to them was done by them to countless other villages.
>>132252140Maybe they're crying because they couldn't die alongside them in battle
>>132251923Anglos are just German/Celt hybrids who larp as something else.
>>132252146> Their entire society was built off of the murder, rape and pillaging of other societiesThat’s literally every civilization ever, retard
>>132252146Welp we've made it to godwin's law everyone, time to pack it up and wait for the next thread.
>>132252146I dunno, when you start a war with the world and don't lose immediately I think it's reasonable to start believing you're Invinvcible.
>>132252270If that's the case why should you feel bad for them? Oh it's ok to rape, pillage, and murder but when people retaliate and slaughter your village now it's bad? Stand by your values and accept your righteous slaughter.
>>132252140You haven't had anyone die on you yet, zoomie. Don't worry, you understand it more as you get older.
>>132252277I wasn’t trying to compare them to Nazis. I just thought the quote fit the thought process of “haha, rape and murder is great, but only when I’m doing it to others” >>132252306No you see, it’s only good when it’s happening to others, when it’s happening to us it’s bad
>>132252306Expect I don’t feel bad for them. The show since season 1 has never had anything that fits the mold of cartoon evil villain. It’s just animals and people trying to survive in nature and the cruelty of reality.Spear and Fang genociding a village in order to survive is no different than the tyrannosaurus that killed Spear and Fangs families because they were hungry in the first episode.
>>132252306>>1322523684channers are less evolved than the caveman this show portrays, swear to god.
You only care about the vikings because they're white.
>>132252306You can still feel empathy for your enemies, like spear does.
>>132252415Who is 'you'?
>>132252415I'm not a mutt so I literally never give a single fuck about muh races, at all.
>>132252447They didn't feel empathy for Spear, they attacked him immediately. They tried to kill him when his back was turned looking at Fang. NO HONOR
I like Mira now broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLe2MBqitMs
>>132252468Isn't she supposed to be a regular human? How strong is she?
>>132252459Look in the mirror.
>>132252467They came into their village and killed their families, it would be dishonorable to let them get away with it
>>132252500Probably just the adrenaline
>>132252500The momentum of the bear carried it over her, Mira's strength didn't factor in much.
>>132252510Okay, now what?
When did Primal threads get so bad?
>>132252516We’ll they got away with it, and they’re dead too.But I’m sure they stood a chance after watching their entire warrior class get obliterated because “wymns stronk, I’m gonna carry my infant to battle!”
>>132252516You mean when Spear and Fang killed Slim and Jim in self-defense earlier? Fuck off you revisionist little slut with a tight pussy that's wet from anticipation.
>>132252598Nordcucks are a plague
>>132252576When /pol/tards caught wind of white people being killed like 90% of things in this show are.>>132252592They forgot to watch the episode with us before they woke up
>>132252632Asatruniggers deserve to be btfo. Just this episode alone put them on suicide watch.So much for the macho odinists I guess.
>>132252580And what, not die in combat with their families so they can be together in the afterlife? Letting your children die from starvation or illness and never seeing them again after death because they went to the underworld instead? Sounds pretty cruel tbqhwy
>>132252639>When /pol/tards caught wind of white people being killedI've seen like one post on this and I'm pretty sure they were just shitposting. What I have seen is some retards with peak American education unironically sperging out about slavery failing to understand what the slave trade was and why it was so lucrative and practiced for so much of human history.
What do they smell like bros
>>132252592They clearly recognized the sword spear was using, so yes they would've considered it dishonorable for letting them get away with murdering the two people spear and fang fought earlier.
>>132252693The women in the tribes seem capable enough to provide for their children if they would have fled. Now their entire family lineage is dead
>>132252791I guess they kept their honor, can't say the same for their lives tho
>>132252808And now they're together in death instead of seperated from each other. you really need to look at things from different points of views.
>>132252769maybe turmeric or cumin? god i wish she would step on me
>>132252840Yes, and? It's clearly what they wanted.
Anyone got a webm of Fang stepping on that girl?
>>132252852Except for Rikkas husband and son, that had to buddy their entire clan
>>132247979Yeah and they probably shouldn’t have dragged their kids into it. That’s just being a bad parent
>>132252917Nigga the discussion is over already, stop fucking replying unless you're offering up that sweet asshole.
What does it smell like?
Spear should have been gay
>>132253002Was it worth it?
>>132251897Spear and Fang are from not!Skull IslandThe rest of the world is bronze/iron age fantasy
>>132253097Kiss yourself :^*
RAWR KILL WHITEY
My favorite part was when Fang farted on spear and she got all embarrassed
UNGA BUNGA KILL WHITEY
>>132253078Spear is fangsexual
>>132253082Hell if i know. I don't have any idea if there's an equivalent to Valhalla or whatever in primal but someone had to give them a proper burial. But they're now going to do what they consider honorable by gaining vengeance or die trying so they'll join their families
>>132253191Hey me too!
>>132249916Small arrows is nothing when compared to dinosaurs and monsters.Spear and Fang leveled up
>>132249916They didn’t get healed they just took it out of them.
>>132249916Barbarians get DR/- and fast healing 5 at high level
>>132253217>Barbarian>Has animal companion
>>132253146>>132253169Asatrunigger on suicide watch
>>132253146>>132253169This is nonsense, the show has depicted Spear killing blacks before, it has nothing to do with race.
>>132253233Obviously they're playing PathfinderSpear is a level 20 Mad Dog/True Primitive Barbarian with a Tyrannosaur companion
>>132253216This.They just didnt animate him taking the arrows out. A couple shots of him doing so would've helped the retards understand.
If the villagers had horse archers or chariots they would have won.
Damn, now I want to make spear and fang dnd characters for future campaigns
>>132253146>>132253169Once again, scandi snowniggers aren't white.
>>132253282Whiter than you Mira
>>132253279I was already thinking of running a solo game since my gm's been busy.
>>132253278Not him but it's Patlabor, forget if it's from the series or one of the movies.
>>132253264>Mad Dog/True Primitive BarbarianHuhI think that's actually a legal archetype combination tooNo overlapping class features get replacedhttps://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/barbarian/archetypes/paizo-barbarian-archetypes/mad-dog/https://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/barbarian/archetypes/paizo-barbarian-archetypes/true-primitive/I'm making this character
>>132253362You just know Fang would not have given a crap about eating that kid
>>132253382Imagine if you were able to not bring up your fetish for a whole 5 minutes
>>132253146>>132253169>>132253270Damn, i feel bad for them but I'm glad spear and fang are alive
>>132253362God I wish that were me
>>132253358Just take 2 Evolved Companion feats to give Fang a stomp and a tail slap and you have a companion that does literally everything we see Fang do in the show
>>132253436You guys are making me wanna try Pathfinder now
>>132253452It's 3.5 but more autistic, if you like build autism then it's great
>>132246311America, where everything is an allegory for racism
Is this the chief after losing his son and going to the chair fellow?
>>132253534You're right, the slaves just happened to be noticeably browner than the villagers, and I'm SURE that they would have aired the episode if the villagers had an american indian style captive system for Mira rather than chattel slavery
>>132246420I hope this is a canon ending. After defeating the giant flaming nigger and saving the world, Spear gets a single wish to use and uses it to deus ex machina and have him and fang's family back and they live happily ever after
How exactly do we get the election tourists to shut the fuck up about slavery
>>132246547Fang already has eyelashes in the show though.
>>132253642Man, homo sapiens are fucking weird
>>132253672If celts arent white then no one is, so no white people died.
>>132253675Animalfuckers living in their own reality
>>132253392It’s not a fetish it’s just me laughing at one half of the duo not giving a shit about the same thing that was bothering the other and giving them an existential crisis
>>132253695>>132253700>bro leave the baby alone in a hut to be killed or die of starvation if you dieAmericans be quiet challenge
>>132253695>I’m endangering my newborn, lol I’m such a Scorpio Certified woman moment
>>132253710Anglo Saxons are white.
>>132253729That’s why you keep the women and children away from the battlefield
>>132253749To be raped and killed after all the men die in combat? You're a true tribal sage, there.
>>132253740Yes that's what I'm getting at. Glad you got it.
>>132253767Anglo Saxons are absolutely not celts, retard.
>>132253729No i get it 100%, I've even been arguing in this thread about the vikings point of view and why they're justified to do the things they do here. It's still weird however.
>>132253793When you cant even agree on what white is, youve lost your credibility.
>>132253718Nigger look at any screencap of her in the show, she's drawn with lashes for some reason.
>>132253800You’re mad because you know I’m right
>>132253729or you know, you could just get the fuck out of there.
>>132253819Zoophile try not to be blind challenge
>>132253847You would be right at home being in charge of the lebensraum. "Uhhhh... just run away and go east, not sure why you had to stick around for us to burn you alive in a barn"
>>132253847And go where?
>>132253846>reduced to buzz phrasesLmfao
>>132253859I see a caveman and a sexy dinosaur, so no, I’m not blind
>>132253872literally ANYWHERE else. Regroup, or just let the giant ass lizard and her walking tank of a friend just fuck off and come back later. They have boats too.
>>132253876>reduced to incel rhetoric from a life of no female connection
>>132253766Well when the men lose it’s all over. Throwing yourself into the fire is idiotic
>>132253846I do normally. Still not wrong
>>132253896The cope here is palpable.
>>132246280>WeakThey were ambushed at night by literal Vikings> ”We lived away from this world in a far away land. A calm land. A rich land, full of life. My family. My heart.”>”Within a day they came at night. They beat us. They burned the farm. They murdered a lot. A few escaped, the rest were captured. They took us away from our home to a sad land of darkness and cold. We became slaves. They transferred us to another place so they could sell us for food and commerce. I was able to escape and I landed here in your land.”
>>132253908Your mother doesn't count
You guys don't REALLY want to have sex with dinosaurs... do you?
>>132253923Quit projecting, chris chan
>>132253867>lol yes the lady should carry her infant on her chest towards a fight against Trex and Grug when they had just fucking wiped out half of them without much trouble
>>132253904That sort of thinking only came about from the lineages of rape babies germinating the "submit to strength" instinct in women over millennia.
>>132253941Sure but running into a fight with your fucking infant strapped to your chest when you had other options is just simple retardation. They could have retreated and formed a plan / ambush them rather than continue to just run in and get btfo
>>132253985>they could have (thing I thought up after watching the show from an omniscient third party perspectiveK
>>132254019>Third party perspectiveNo that's just common sense.
>>132254037Actually, you're just autistic
>>132254037From your perspective. From their's what they did was probably common sense instead.
>>132254074Again, still mad that I’m right and you’re wrong
If someone is chasing you then wait until they get close and instantly turn around pointing a knife at their gut. This show teaches some neat life skills.
>>132254078Factually false. The first Viking at the cave tried retreating when he saw their bullshit
>>132254118After spear pointed to the symbol on the shield. He most likely thought spear was after his village specifically and wanted to warn them.
>>132245921Dumb ass motherfucker
>>132253925I can’t speak for anyone else but I’d smash fang’s cloaca any day
>>132247663Grasping at straws just so you don't own up to a simple mistake on your part. 4chan, everyone. You retards are unbelievable, every bit as bad as redditors and twitter users
>primal threads went from discussion the actual show and it's inspirations like conan and frazetta to twitter retards screeching at each other over shit that has nothing to do with the show>there's also the zoophile faggots shitting up this thread tooNice.
>>132254300Things get better with new episodes, next week will probably give us a LOT to talk about
>>132254322I hope more white people die.
Let’s discuss the new prehistoric creatures in this season.
>>132254343What if red lived and spear had TWO T. rex friends?
>>132254333Where? I don't see any
Do spear and fang see each other as family? Like how dogs and humans tend to see each other?
>>132254383Yeah most likely, or else she wouldn't have kept following and protecting him after she accidentally killed red
>>132254333>>132254348>>132254387>>132254408You /pol/niggers are insufferable.
>>132254366Viking man and his son wouldn't stand a chance. Not that they do now
>>132254429Go be trans somewhere else
>>132254444Said the /pol/tranny
>>132254461Suck my dick
>>132254507Are you a broken record? Can you only repeat social media assigned buzzwords, you eunuch? I have a hard time believing you retards are human
>>132254549I have a hard time believing you think you will ever be a woman
>>132254434The question is how the fuck will they even know who did it? It could be anyone for all they know.
>>132254655Nice WebM copeSeethe harder tranny
>>132254560Good, I don't want to be one. Not sure if /pol/tards can honestly say the same though, literal tranny haven of a board only behind /lgbt/ itself, just from one neighbouring end of the political horseshoe to the other. The rope calls you, wehratroon
>>132253859I'm not even a dino fucker I'm just capable of seeingApparently you can't because they're in your fucking pic
>>132254941Those are skin folds, not eyelashes.
>>132255157They’re supposed to look like eyelashes though
>>132255251No it's supposed to look like dinosaur skin with creases and shit like that.
>>132254941>>132255251>They’re supposed to look like eyelashes though
>>132255334>>132255312>>132255298Don’t care, I still wanna stick my peepee in her cloaca
>>132255358Zoophiles get the rope
>>132255391Great idea, she’d love rope play!
>>132255334River of Snakes was a great ep. Showed that the pair don't just instantly become partners and that there's still tension between them.
>>132251897Its already a fantasy world with magic and dinos living at the same time as humans. I don't see what is so hard to believe here. The time gap between humans and dinos was orders of magnitude larger than the gap between cavemen and the bronze age. Besides dinos still exist on this other continent, the flaura and fauna aren't so different. Also historically, isolated groups aren't going to progress at the same rate as the rest of the worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGIIknBC1aAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOx7UQ0mD3Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dknqg9T2dXI
>>132247996lol fuck her and fuck all the slavers. Fuck off if they think I'm gonna feel bad for them.
I enjoy the way the show will show how much spear and fang love each other outside of just them fighting alongside each other>fang wanting to be with spear even when she’s grieving>fang, a large predatory dinosaur, not even considering eating spear even when she had been on a raft with no food for days>fang almost breaking out of the witches spell just from hearing spear>spear trying to make a blanket for fang out of mammoth hide>fang wrapping herself around spear to try to keep him safe and warm from the blizzard>everything spear did for fang in episode 6There’s probably more I missed, but that’s all I could think of off the top of my head
>le i will never feel bad for the vikings because slavery>literal genocide happens but muh karma, right sisters?why you fucking burgers are trying so hard to show that your opinion is perfectly safe not to be misunderstood by your concerned kinsmen? there is literally no other reason to pretend you didn't feel anything when presented with the scene of people losing their loved ones, aside actually not feeling anything because you're at the deep end of the spectrum or literal psychopathsthis fucking show is clearly trying to paint a morally ambiguous picture where unga boy and the op lizard are not lawful good and i keep reading shit like YEAH U GO GIRL THE KID DESERVED IT BECAUSE niggas had it rough okayi'm so fucking mad i hope yellowstone blows up
>>132255991He's probably just black, they lack the ability to empathize with their foes
>>132247135>sonI thought that was a teenage daughter
>>132255991Personally I felt kinda bad but frankly I find WAY too many people either defending slavery or whitewashing the Vikings. There’s no grey anymore
>>132256031White people have black ancestors.
>>132256031That anon already hes American no need to say that twice
>>132255991That picture makes me horny
>>132256092Okay chalkolm X
>>132256142White people owe everything have to their black ancestors and they paid them back by enslaving them.
>>132255991Do you not see the karmic nature of village of people who live off of destroying other villages getting destroyed?
>>132256091yeah i'm pretty sure i'd be mad as fuck reading the other extreme side of the discourse too, with people feeling personally attacked because>muh ancestorsgot rekt by the doom duo, but so far i've encountered more virtue signalling and moral edginess than the former. still i blame the burgers for injecting their mind poison shit into everything.i'm scared anon, i feel left behind by the world and how it thinks.
>>132256157I am pretty sure afriniggers already have slaves and threw and swapped their slaves for shiny things and gun powder. Your ancestors swapped you for gunpowder. Imao
>>132256157Afrikkkans invented slavery.
>>132256168Of course, but we don't know the context of why they were doing it. For all we know they were vassals under the horned guy in the chair who would've razed their village to the ground for not selling slaves to him.
>>132256168no i don't anon, karma implies some moral quality behind what happens after you do something. sure we can talk about consequences: they kidnapped the wrong person and they got delivered the rape monkeboy and his cute lizard doom friend but where do you see morals in them slaughtering everyone, including newborn babies.the episode is great because it shows how hate can create more hate, that the villains are capable of feeling things and get what they don't deserve from the supposed heroes.
if you believe that genocide is a proper answer to slavery, you're either trying to look cool in front of your imaginary brown friends or you're a psychopath
>>132256257It was kill or be killed. And honestly you try to kill someone who clearly doesn’t wanna fight you, you more or less do deserve what happens.
>>132256318I don’t think that, I just don’t feel bad for the Vikings.
>well would you look at that, it’s the consequences of our actions.
>>132256346they could've gone when the red mist came, but they stayed and enjoy the slaughter. it wasn't just survival anon
>>132256245Doesn't change the fact that they enslaved people and had less sense than the Neanderthal considering their immediate reaction was to WAAAAAAGH. You yourself don't care why the thief stole your lunch, you just immediately think that they're scum because they stole from you.
>>132256376They tried to leave. Village just kept on going. From then on the choice was made
>>132256378their immediate reaction was to WAAAGH after they saw their friend's sword
The fact that people are actually debating this shows the episode did a good job at a morally grey, debatable episode.
>>132256378Just because i empathize with them and understand why they did what they did doesn't mean they're who's side I'm on. Because I'm human you see.
>>132256384>they tried to leave the villageanon, a lot of the scene was them killing people mercilessly thanks to the mist. what the fuck did you even watch manalso, what are you trying to prove here? that the heroes were 100% good? or that you're not a schizo?
>>132256405>ey we sen snorn n bjorn to round up sum slaves, wer they go?>sees sword>O NO I CANT BELIEV THEY GOT KILLED WAAAAAGH>NOOO YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DEFFEND YOURSELF NOOOooo WAAAAGHHH
>>132256406Wish it was discussed more effectively instead of a few black and white moralists vs the ones who understand the grey area.
>>132256425It's also human to consider that if you keep fucking with people eventually you will fuck with the wrong people.
>>132256444What would you do if some guy had your friend or family's belongings on him?
>>132256478>therefore it's fair to slaughter newborn babiesstop hopping around the point anon
>>132256456Welcome to current year arguments on 4chan
>>132256435They were being attacked.
>>132256478Nobody expects to run into a neanderthal and his tyrannosaurus, they'd probably be able to take you on however.
>>132256505I think when you carry a newborn baby into combat you accept responsibility for its fate
>>132256508Don't remind me, I've been here since 2006
>>132256435Honestly, I interpreted it as>Spear accidentally kills kid>Spear tells Fang they're leaving as he hops on her back>They come across a steep cliff>Can't leave>Arrows fucking everywhere>Spear and Fang have had enough>"YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE" on their whole village
>>132256505Blame the moms for using them as shields then. You realize scumbags in real life typically use their young ones as shields yet you don't flinch to that.
>>132256520>you have all the chances to run away covered by fog and there is no reason for you to stay there>you stay there and slaughter them from behind>it was self defense your honoranon, i think you're trying too hard not to see that our heroes aren't perfect . why is that
>>132246280fuck off Viking dad
>>132256557>STAY BACK!>I'M GOING PRIMAL!
>>132256564And leave them behind when you die and go to the afterlife? How heartless
>>132256523Glad to see you understand.
>>132247811you get shot in the back with a arrow your not exactly going to be in a calm mood
>>132256557makes much more sense this way in fact, they literally went apeshit berserk. it's the anons trying to morally justify it that irk me
>>132256592You either bring them to battle with an extremely high chance of death or leave them somewhere away from the battlefield with a highly reduced chance of death especially considering they know the chieftain and his son will be coming home eventually and leave it to fate.
>>132246280Those too weak to defend their village from an autistic caveman and a lizard deserve what they get.
>>132256642Being vikings they'd want their family to die alongside them in battle. So from their perspective it is a justified reason.
>>132248814doesn't take a genius to swing a sword
I want to be friends with spear and fang
I think what's going to be more interesting is Spear's development after the slaughter. Right after he's going through this spiritual experience of realizing that there are other people like him in the world he immediately has to kill the men, women, and children just to survive.
>>132256652You saying you could?
This thread made me want to watch thishttps://youtu.be/bOKWBdAaRHk
>>132256557Getting stabbed and shot seems to really piss off Spear.
>>132256609It's just a them or us rational they tried to retreat twice. The Vikings wouldn't let them. So they die simple as.
>>132245800>humans in my caveman showRuined
>>132256487Depends if my friend or family was doing some seedy shit for a long time. I'd be surprised it didn't happen sooner.
>>132256733He's a good catch you gotta give him that
>>132252791honor is the biggest meme humanity ever came up with
>>132253362damn some of these scandi women were cute
>>132256772it was probably a psyop started by an asshole(NONHONORABLE) guy to take advantage of people(HONORABLE)
>>132256576It was made clear that they'd just keep coming. Scorched earth was the best way to ensure survival. The dark forest theory is a bitch sometimes.
>>132256758Spear is human... technically
>>132256772Nah, that title goes to pornagraphic material
>>132256841Everyone under the genus homo is human in my book, and neanderthals are very much like us, even waged war with us in europe which hampered our ability to expand there compared to the eastern migrations.
>>132253919What language does Mira speak? I'm guessing the Celts speak Gaelic and the Vikings are probably speaking Islandic or are they actually using Old Norse?
>>132256684Nope, same as that retard couldn’t defend himself from slavers.
>>132251897neanderthals coexisting with bronze age civilizations is a difference of a cople thousands of years. A rounding error compared to the ~64 million to overlap with dinosaurs
>>132253919Where's that retard that said the Vikings didn't murder anybody? Totally forgot about this.
>>132247996live by the sword die by the sword, get rekt vikangz
>>132256959It was a few threads ago. He was replying to me saying>imagine rooting for slaversAnd he said>imagine rooting for murderersIn which I replied>are you implying Vikings aren’t murders? And then it spiraled from there
>>132256908Mira uses Lebanese ArabicCelts were definitely Gaelicunsure of the Vikings, according to https://www.reddit.com/r/PrimalShow/comments/whfhsy/viking_translation/ij6mc5q/it's Swedish
>steal, rape and murder countless people>cry “THEY DINDU NUFFIN” when they get rekt for itVikings are the niggers of Primal
>>132256973>a people being true to their personal beliefs>somehow this is an own when they follow it to the letter
>>132250791I think this is Gennedy's POV as well but who knows.
>muh vikings would never be capable to be the baddies>this show is now white genocide>muh protagonists would never be capable of doing something also bad>i came when they killed the slaver kidHow can we fix Americans, /co/?
Anyone actually tried Primal Therapy? Does it work?
>>132257117WW3 is the only answer
>>132257115>try to kill someone>instead of them letting you kill them they kill you insteadWhat the fuck bros, poor boy dindu nuthin
>>132257117Just waiting for the inevitable vaporization of this planet so we can reset and hope the next evolution step is less retarded.
>>132257115This definitely fucked Spear up a little bit, reminding him of his own dead kid.
>>132257182how does it fees that a literal neanderthal monkey rape boy has more empathy than you
Hey guys what’s going on in this threa-Ok, yeah. I’m just going to go back to jerking it to fang. You guys have fun with whatever this is
I'm betting the final shot from the trailer is from Primal Theory
>>132257219That’s not fair, spear never raped anyone
>>132257239Nah, Genndy refused to let there even be a teaser for primal theory, it’s not in the trailer at all. If it is though Genndy is kinda dumb
>>132257243wait until he looks again at mira's kilometric legs and huge dick draining feet
This isn’t the first time I watched a giant reptile take a huge axe to the leg and proceed to walk it offIt would have been badass if fang ripped the thing out of her leg and threw it like Godzilla did
>>132257115Kid shoulda stayed down
>>132257117It's too late for them.
>>132256711>the average literal who neanderthal back then was as strong as the best-trained athletes of todayJesus
>>132256557I don't know why anons are being weird or reading too much into that, since Spear and Fang are obviously cornered and just snapped, fight or flight response if you will, and flight wasn't an optionMust be autism
>>132257702Neanderthals don't fuck around
Spear is going to find out the people he's been trying to connect with fucking genocided his kind.
>>132257952>>132257980Spear's black hair represents Aku.
>>132257702They didn't have 4chan
>>132247606I don't think it's supposed to be coherent. It's just a hodgepodge of cultures somewhat based on reality.
>>132247606There's no world map to be made because we have no map of the world they live in.
Why are people saying Mira pulled her weight?She did absolute jack shit and just ran away, could've easily avoided the whole conflict if she just snuck out with Spear alone.
Someone draw Mira with hair.
>>132258243I love you, thanks. No homo
>>132245800What are the chances the show ends with the vikings killing Spear? (not Mira or Fang)
>>132258219She beheaded a Viking
>>132258219The one thing I got from Mira in ep4 was that she's very likely to be in a position of leadership in her tribe. She's an adept hunter gatherer, refuses to leave without her people, has some combative skills but mostly just athletic, and commands her people to run into the forest for safety.
>>132257702His abs confuse me. I don’t know if those weird 3 lines in his abdomen indicate huge ass abs or just a strongman build with one strong core but no defined an muscles
>>132258243I now want to see Mira with long hair.
>>132258243now Spear with no hair
>>132258243>Not red hair
>>132247611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpPNDoKP6d4Reminder, here's the season 2 trailer
>>132257117Also, >NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T DEPICT VIKINGS AS THE BAD GUYS EVEN THOUGH GENDDY LITERALLY MADE THEM SYMPATHETIC, FAMILY-ORIENTED, VILLAGERS WHO UNDERSTANDABLY PERCEIVED SPEAR AND FANG AS THE LEGITIMATE THREATS AND FOUGHT TO THE DEATH TO SAVE THEIR COMMUNITY! ITS LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE TO DEPICT THEM AS EVIL EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE BEING KILLED BY A NEANDERTHAL, WHICH DIRECTLY BRED WITH EUROPEAN PEOPLES TO MAKE THEM SUPERIOR! EVIL VIKINGS? SO ANTI-WHITE EVEN THO NEARLY EVERY PIECE OF MODERN MEDIA HAS DEPICTED THEM AS MISUNDERSTOOD AT WORST, OR DEFENDERS OF INDIGENOUS EUROPEAN BELIEFS FRON EVIL CHRISTIANS AT BEST!!!
>>132247611He has a stolen boat and a lot of blood loss to go by. He could figured out they had to be nearby to heal and there’s only so far they could go with a boat to find a place to rest. And work from there until they find the boat
I watched the first two ep is there any mega links for the ones I'ved missed
>>132258243>That much hair in less than half a yearHair doesn't grow anywhere near that fast anon
What happened to Spear’s armpit hair. First episode, he literally had a jungle. Now his pits look like a model for female razors
>>132258534>SKAAAWK! It's a living...
>>132258883Will Spear wear something like Fred in the end Mira already has Wilma’s dress
How many episodes are in this season?
>>132257117Do whatever Singapore and Yugoslavia did to wrangle the tards under control
>>132258243Long hair Mira is a cutie
>>132258709s2 e3-4 are out just look for "primal mega" in the archives
>>132259164>bro just pirate
>>132253146I know it's an unpopular opinion but I love Fang's sillhouette with a red iris. Cool as fuck desu
>>132259198don't ask for a mega then
>>132251565Are there any good novels that have a similar feel to Primal?
>>132257702They didn't say that, they said the average stone age cro-magnon would be as strong as the best trained athlete of today, which makes you wonder just how utterly terrifying the gorilla strength of a neanderthal would have been.
>>132258534the porn its drawing itself
>>132259429>>132258243Made for Big Neanderthal Chode
>>132249366>>132249477I think he means that the scorpion insignia on their ships and shields look somewhat similar to the Viking Slaver Chieftain when he’s all geared up, with his helmet having multiple horns going in multiple different directions (like the legs and arms on the scorpion insignia), and the way his beard is braided looks like the scorpion icon’s tail. Which, I didn’t even notice until they mentioned it. Mahne it’s just a coincidence, but now that I see it, it did kind of seem like there was a bit of a “reveal” once he was all geared up.
>>132247701I wish Samurai Jack had cool waifus
Where’s the watchalong thread
>>132259429her leg is floating
>Fang is cute>Mira will not be nu-Ashi and ruin the show>Fuck Vikings>Spear will not be killed by Viking>Genndy will somehow make Fang's children be killed>Spear does not deserve a happy ending>Celts will never show up again
>next episode Spear and Fang discover the distributing truth about humanity’s origins >the duo stumble across a forest filled with unnatural horrors covered in black goop, similar to the creature they set on fire that stalked them>barely survive and make it to a large opening of pure black goo>it bubbles disgustingly, a humanoid shape forming >suddenly a face appears>FOOOOLISH NEANDERTHAL WARRIOR
Does the Son have hairy pits or a bush?
>>132259825I was expecting the The Primordial Soup.
>>132253740>Germans and The French are the real whitesGross.
>>132258243This makes neanderthal men jizz in their loincloths.
>>132259850no he has a massive shota cock for /ss/ with fang
>>132260061Does his loincloth have a bottom to it or does his dick just flop around in there
>>132245800Spear probably smells like shit
>>132258654Nobody said they weren't the villains in spear and fang's story
>>132260117Probably just the freeballin' kind
>>132248896Raise her as my own beloved daughter? Of course! You'd have to be some kind of creepy, sexually deviant pervert to come to any other conclusion.
I was just watching the newest episode of Primal, and this appeared in the credits. This is is supposed to mean anything, or just a glitch?
>>132261453The only issues I can see are that your video is cropped, and you uploaded a photo where people can see your reflection on that monitor.
>>132261453The fat mexican in the background does seem like a glitch, yeah. Might want to go check out /fit/ to see if they can help you with that.
>>132258243Suddenly I like Mira.
>>132261453Who is that fat lady