Itt: Bad comic laughter thread
I haven't tried this in a week, so here goes.>visit readcomiconline just now>pick the newest uploaded comics>superhero comic called black hammer>find heavy handed cringe immediatelynot the funniest pages, but it IS funny how accurate doing this "search" is.
>>132243613the actual Black Hammer comic is actually pretty good
>>132243739well it's nice you didn't go for the OTHER thing everyone makes fun of that specific issue for
>>132243625Next, I picked some new Iceman comic (but it looks like it is in vertical scroll webtoon style, must be for some Marvel digital comic). Here is Iceman doing his thing, I guess.
>>132243762For this panel I just think the kid is drawn funny, look at his legs.
>>132243625what the fuck is wrong with comic writers
>>132243625>>132243613>match description>chimp out and attack cop, resisting arrestWhy?
>>132243833"you match a description" rarely actually means anything beyond "they are the same race and gender." It's just an excuse for racial profiling.
>>132243695Is this an edit?
>>132243842how can he help it if there is an APB for a woman of X minority and then he sees someone who matches the description given (which I assume the comic never actually gives details of because the author just wants to call all cops racist). should he just ignore possible suspects because of 'racial profiling' ?
>>132243539The fuck, let me guess a woman or a feminist wrote this?
>>132243530>>132243539There are worse pages in this shitshow. You may as well start a SoP thread of this trash.>>132243903IIRC it's a comic written by one of Game of Thrones actresses, so yeah.
At the end of the comic, the cop can no longer deal with the fact he is racist so he blows his brains out (while somehow the "superhero" girl who revealed the truth that he is racist to him is stalking him at that very moment just so she can watch it happen I guess)
>>132243530>>132243539What was this comic even about?
>>132243932>hes always racist and always will be>shoots himself>'hero' does nothing to prevent itits so tiresome
>>132243940>People are ontologically evil/goodIsn't that a Villain thing?
>>132244045It’s what leftists see as heroism anon, it’s all about killing whites for the sake of all brown people
>>132243903Emilia clark wrote it
>>132243955What a hero.
>>132243530The poses aren't impossible though?
>>132243966a woman who gets superpowers from her period or something
>check up on whats new with Image Comics>new number 1This one has potential, I mean it could end up a good comic (or not..), but the premise is funny: society throws women onto an island when they hit the wall
>>132243762>>132243789I'm feeling triggered
>>132244508Don't go off topic man
>>132244849>>132244871At this point, it's not even cringy or exasperating, it's just cute.
>>132243539>I made a pacifist run on Undertale my first time throughWhat a lying sack of shit, it's straight up impossible to do the true pacifist run on the very first playthrough, you HAVE to fight Flowey at least once and restart to do the pacifist route.
>>132243793I'm stuck on this board trying to find out just this
>>132244871OIn this one, bouth extremes are bad guys.Also...love the Scropion desing.
>>132243888Dude, what if people writing, transmitting those descriptions were racists too...What if it wasn't a problem so small it could be solved with individual resolves, but societal changes. What if racism was a structural problem too? Damn I wish some people thought about all that shit before me
>>132245423what if its just an indian who robbed a store
>>132245274I'm willing to give a pass on that, because it's reasonable to call going pacifist until the game literally forces you to do one fight lethally and then reload a "pacifist run". The real bullshit is the bullet hell line, because she's obviously talking about Sans there.
>>132245423And because of that, we should stop stoping people which meet fugitives descriptions? Do like in that comic and admit you just want minorities to be above the law.
>>132245507That literally never happens, racist.
>>132243530>Complains about "impossible" art>Impossible reflection in her glasses
>>132245507should probably ask if there are any other identifying details than chasing down every Indian who crosses your eyeline
>>132245643the author never shows us what the actual full description for the APB is because its easier to call all cops racists that way
>>132244045>>132244080>>132244127Makes scared to imagine what some of these writers would do if they had super powers.
>>132245692APBs rarely go into much detail beyond "race gender height" because cops don't really give a shit about catching criminals, they just want people of certain races scared they can get grabbed at any given moment
>>132245717is that what your 4 year old told you before they took down the racist police
>>132243539That is just alot of words.
what the fuck did he mean by this
>>132243739ramon is the worse quitely clone.none of the good parts.i am glad he's completely unhirable.
>>132243762>draw half naked women in comics>everyone triggered>draw this>NOICE
>>132244871I laughed hard. Though it was an edit. On the other hand, that's exactly how I imagine the internet right now.
>>132243625>writer says being profiled is terrible>makes native american character an alcoholic
>>132243739Anyone got the Xenomorph edit?
>>132248920>Iceman only cares about being relevant
>>132243539>high school dropout chemical engineer
>>132243516Shoes on power lines were meant to be a marker to designate that someone died there. Now people think it’s just a quirky feature of black neighborhoods so inadvertently they make black Asgard look like a crime ridden ghetto.
>>132249920>Shoes on power lines were meant to be a marker to designate that someone died there.It varies from place-to-place. It's used as a designator for drug deals, too.
>>132243762>>132243789Everytime I think of getting back into comics I've left unfinished I see shit like this, and I'm glad I'm sticking to manga and light novels.
>>132249930That's just correlation, not causation.
>>132243539is this the villain of the story?
>>132249952How do you know? Have you checked every single inner-city, at every spot where shoes are hanging to make sure?
>>132250055no but other people with more money and time than me didand logically it would make more sense that people whose deaths would be marked with shoes on telephone wires tend to die near places where crimes take place rather than drug dealers using an obvious and easily recognized sign to say DRUG DEALS HAPPENING HERE
>>132250087>rather than drug dealers using an obvious and easily recognized sign to say DRUG DEALS HAPPENING HEREDo you think that matters? Police don't give a shit in those areas.
>>132250106well yeah, they'll just arrest any black guy standing on a street corner in those areas so I guess it doesn't REALLY matterbut then, if it doesn't matter, why do it?
>>132247238Was it dajoos?
>>132244849Where the lie?
>>132249935Honestly same. At least they quarent8ne their gayshit by labeling it. I remember a Korean webcomic smut suddenly spring a lesbian side couple during the story without marking it and the writer got slammed by hatemail for it. At least they know what's up.
>>132250366Koreans are wild but they know what they like, and I respect that.Asian media understands a clear separation of demographics, while western media INSISTS on trying to mix all this shit together and ultimately make shit that's appealing to no one except a few terminally-online Americans.
>>132248920imagine if a male civilian did this to a female super hero in modern comics
>>132243516I see despite living in asgard you still have a major graffiti problem.
>>132250602we have a literal real world example of what happens when you implement harsh population controls, you get infanticide and demographic collapse
>>132250673On the other hand, India. You have generations of people who've been poor and homeless back to ten or more generations.
>>132250965government-instituted population control will always be a terrible idea. Overpopulation is a natural symptom of the modern world, and telling people they can't have babies isn't going to fix it.
>>132245423What you are saying is equally dumb, he should stop everyone of the same race/gender?
I forgot the context to this
>>132251389>who's steve jobs?
>>132243762This is the kind of shit that makes me think all Muties must fucking hang.
>>132243762Just remember that Bendis was responsible for this.
>>132243842okay jamal, but if you didn't do it, should you really resist arrest? do what a civilized person does and call a lawyer
>>132243625>>132243613very nice power fantasy wish fulfillment comic
>>132251529Alright, this one's kinda fucking weird.
>>132251506>>132251529you're really on a tear these past couple days huh
>>132251616I don't think so, no
>>132243516Imagine being the kike who got paid to write this shit
>>132243842It helps narrow down who comited the crime. If it was a male that literally would reduce the possible suspects by 50%. Black male by 95%. The better the description the less likely the less likely the police will bother innocent people.
>>132247238The person that wrote this had to know how psychotic this is.
>>132249920>inadvertently>this screamingly obvious deliberate joke comic>>132243966Nothing like this page, for one thing. That's not how she talks for the rest of it.
>>132243762>iceman is more dressed than he usually isWhat's the issue supposed to be here?
>>132251506>>132251529This was the sandyman right?
>>132252122I thought it was about that one guy who made billions in loans when the housing market crashed and is currently the biggest investor and stocksharholder in several of the major media companies.
>>132251529It's poetic, like that Screencast somewhere of an actual grave with a trap over it. The lipstick will wash away and decay but the stone forever shows your true name.
>>132252503>thinking superlipstick ever washes outThat headstone will crumble to dust and Wanda underlined will still be floating in the air.
>>132252335yeah you are right he spends more time naked in bed
>>132248976Bobby, you've been an adult for over 35 years.
>>132243762>>132243789>>132248920>>132248976It's funny how Iceman's personality has entirely been reduced to him taking it up the ass.
>>132253683desu it's not like he had too much personality before either. I always found he was the least interesting of the original 5Still though, the change is absolutely jarring and the way they went about it was pants-on-head retarded
>>132251529>>132251506sandman was so fucking pozzed
>>132243695>wasted 40 hours in ms paint
>>132251506Who's saying the Uh lines? What was the context? Cuz it seems to be a Manchin getting mad the powers that be won't fall in one with his fantasy in the afterlife>>132251529
>>132243625>>132243613OK but natives make up less than 3% of the US population, so native women about 1.4%, and around a quarter of those live on reservations, so let's say at most 1% in an urban area which this is clearly supposed to be.They tend to be dispersed geographically rather than forming ethnic enclave neighborhoods the way immigrant minorities do.And the streets seem pretty empty and quiet at night, at least in this part of town.Point being, if you're the cop here and the description in the APB just said "native woman," it's actually fairly unlikely there would be two of them walking around at night at the same time in the same neighborhood.
>>132243762do you want to get monkeypox?>1982, "the government says to wear protection because they hate gays!">2020, "the government says to wear protection because they hate muh freedom!">2022, "the government says to wear protection because they hate gays!"its like poetry, it rhymes
>>132255838Their Corona response was a deflection from the real spreaders. It was huge in cities but my deep south state was and is without masks with no real issue in minor cities.
>>132250516Graffiti is considered a valid art form, and an important aspect of black urban culture. Of course they'd include it in Black Utopian Asgard.
>>132255742a guy's carved-off face explaining the moon is very particular on biological sex when it comes to witch magicthe irony of your post is that the tranny actually does become a true woman when she dies, and the anthropomorphic personification of death itself confirms this
>>132243762What does this add to the ongoing story? How did it impact his character or the story arc at the time?Ultimately whats the point of it?
>>132257214That is from the last few panels of the comic, I think it was four issues or so. Iceman beats the bad guy, but then goes out of control with his powers so other heroes have to tell him how heckin valid he is so he turns back to normal and starts partying.
>>132244849>>132244871Is this an edit or a parody? No way people unironically write like this.
>>132243613>>132243625Is the cop Canadian?
>>132251506>>132251529No, this is based.
>>1322472381970s>muties are an allegory for black people2010s>muties are an allegory for gay people2020s>muties are an allegory for jews
THE BUILDING IS COLLAPSING AND EXPLODING AROUND YOU
>>132243516BY ODIN'S FADE NIBBA
>>132257202what the fuck???? lmao this is the philosophical magnum opus of the medium i heard so much about?
>>132257665no, that's American Splendor
>>132243762>>132248920>>132248976>>132252545Why is it when a character comes out as gay they automatically get twinked or twunked and get the gay face and gay haircut?
>>132257202This setup is so absurd nobody would think it's legit if you told them about it
>>132243762This what I don't understand what do gays want now? for me a straight man to bow before them and drive them to the gay orgy myself? Also being doesn't mean you have to fuck a new guy a week or be in orgies but with out the Alphabet people act now it's like they want to be able to wear assless chaps in public without anyone saying anything.
>>132257716also a witch carved the guy's face off in the first place so she could use it as a conduit to summon the moon so she could force it to transport her and some other women into the dream realm in order to save another, different woman from getting eaten by a nightmare
Time for the greatest joke in comics in 2019. The New Warriors! The newest, hottest, teen team set to debut in 2020!
>>132257826I miss Aracely
>>132257826A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does."I wanted to have teen characters who felt as "now" as the New Warriors did in 1990,” explains Kibblesmith. “The New Warriors have been zeitgeist characters from the beginning, you get edgy skateboarding Night Thrasher in the '90s and the Reality TV team in the 2000s, and now in 2020, we have New Warriors who have never grown up without the Internet, and one character who appears to essentially live inside it.“The word ’screen time’ is only ever used in a sort of restrictive sense, and because we’re doing a story about teenage rebels, a lot of the names are about teens fighting against labels that are put on them. So with Screentime, we liked the idea that he has infinite screen time.”
>>132257826Psychic Twins. “All twins are psychic, but we’re psychic-er.” Snowflake, a cryokinetic, can materialize snowflake-shaped shuriken projectiles for throwing. Safespace can materialize pink forcefields, but he can’t inhabit them himself, the reflex only works if he’s protecting others. They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.” They're probably streaming this."Snowflake and Safespace are the twins," the writer says, "and their names are very similar to Screentime; it's this idea that these are terms that get thrown around on the internet that they don't see as derogatory. [They] take those words and kind of wear them as badges of honor."Safespace is a big, burly, sort of stereotypical jock. He can create forcefields, but he can only trigger them if he's protecting somebody else. Snowflake is non-binary and goes by they/them, and has the power to generate individual crystalized snowflake-shaped shurikens. The connotations of the word 'snowflake' in our culture right now are something fragile, and this is a character who is turning it into something sharp."Snowflake is the person who has the more offensive power, and Safespace is the person who has the more defensive power. The idea is that they would mirror each other and complement each other."
>>132257576I can’t believe someone would unironically write like this.
>>132257826A teen “living vampire” exposed to Michael Morbius’s blood as a child in a rogue, but life-saving medical procedure. He still ages like a regular kid, but has all the abilities of Morbius. He’s also obsessed with all the music and attitude of a “classic” long-past decades like the '90s, and the '00s. “The world is a vampire…and so am I.”"B-Negative is the goth kid. When he was a baby he got a rogue lifesaving blood transfusion, we assume, from Michael Morbius. And now he has a very similar look, and very similar vampire powers," shares Kibblesmith. “B-Negative ages like a regular person (or does he?) and he definitely drinks blood (or does he?), but designer/artist Luciano Vecchio took brilliant inspiration from the '90s Spider-Man cartoon and gave B-Negative the 'leech suckers' that the animated version of Morbius had on his palms.”
>>132257826A regular kid scooped up into the world of teenage Super Heroing. Her “magic backpack” is actually a pocket dimension with seemingly infinite space, from which she can pull out useful or random objects—it’s not always under her control. She claims to get her power from god, but “not the god you’re thinking of.”"She's a group home and foster kid who is volunteering at a senior center when this mysterious threat shows up and Night Thrasher runs to the rescue," the scribe adds. "And because she helps him, she ends up in the crosshairs of this new 'Outlawed' law...“Trailblazer wants to help people, but she doesn't think of herself as a Super Hero (yet!),” Kibblesmith concludes. “The Marvel Universe is a reflection of our own, and when a new law gets put into place, it affects people in unforeseen ways.”
>>132257826Ultimately, the New New Warriors were mocked universally on twitter by both right wing and left wing twitter. Mostly for being an obvious and shitty attempt to be "hip and down with the kids" these days. It is one of the most notable examples of "How do you do fellow kids?" in comics.The comic, however, was never released. The 2020 COVID pandemic meant Marvel cancelled all their new 2020 releases that year and slowed down on releasing issues. When they went back to normal routine in 2021, all comics penned for release in 2020 finally saw their issues released... except for New New Warriors. Which had mysteriously vanished. The only one of these characters to appear in a Marvel Comic is B-Negative, the only one modestly well received. He appeared in a non-canon Blade comic where he instantly died.
>>132257926He was valid. Honestly should have been in the Morbius movie.
>>132257826What could've been...
>>132257926As shit this whole thing was, I do think this dude looks pretty rad.
>>132257750No. Gay people don't want this. Its just performative wokeness from a bunch of straight white executives for PR reasons and back pats. They give zero fucks if gay people read it or relate to it.
>>132244849>>132244871ha ha, this is based as fuck
>>132243625>"I'm racist"This type shit makes it so easy to spot out the writers who think every single one of their enemies is a cartoon villain who dislikes them just because they can. Not even a fucking KKK Grand Wizard unironically admits they're a racist IRL.
anyone got that page where wonder woman is using the lasso on some guy and he is rattling off a bunch of 'misogynist' shit but since shes using the lasso he must be telling the truth
>>132257926>>132258109>>132258134>>132258229>inb4 he actually gets salvaged due to all those Morbius memes
>>132248976>im adultingfuck off
>>132251529normally if there's only one name on a grave, it's the last name, so this makes no sense
>>132243530for the non-ants
>>132243955"My job here is done"
>>132257805i meant death and the transgender gentleman
This isn't even the worst. Being a Batman fan must be tiring.
>>132259694what exactly is happening here?
>>132259577Was this before or after Ben gets grounded for bankrupting the town?
>>132251389>And then Jean Grey was gay
>>132259748I thinks she broke into his house after he's chasing her for a few issues.
>>132260010i meant the glitter/sparks in the last panel. i'm not expected to believe this is oral sex that's taking place am i?
Who was the idiot on /co/ who said comics are just fine, we've just outgrown them?
>>132259748>>132260175While trying to remove his utility belt she accidentaly sets of a smoke bomb. Don't know why this of all things is so bad, it's just a silly joke.
>>132260237Someone who reads a lot of modern comics probably, and thus has shit taste or is stupid and can't tell when writing is bad/hamfisted.
>>132243695This is like opening up a submitted script and having an entire fucking page be dialogue, it's so cancer to look at.
>>132243695>>132260462Its people putting shit they should be putting on twitter on their page. Its just incredibly obvious its not the characters speaking anymore. They don't speak in their character's voices. They speak in their writer's voices.
>>132260462>>132243695Damn with shit like that there are a bunch if ways to not make a lazy mess of a page like that>each sentence or two a panel>shots of the characters reacting to speech>fidgeting from the reactors>flashbacks to scenery related tocthe words scenarios>visual metaphor with an object in the scene like >>132247238 (which leaned in a little too much it lost the sauce should have only show 3 panels of the meat cut, suspended fork with meat, and the bite only at the end from dramatic effect)And that not getting to the fact that the content of the words are still the issue here.
>>132248976>PolyclusteringYou need a PHD in Tumblr to understand some of this shit, man.
>>132260237Yeah, why did they assume anyone on /co/ can grow up?
>>132243695you've gotta be fucking kidding me
>>132243695I understand that comics are often more wordy than manga, but what the fuck is this?
>>132244871why is abe lincoln hitler
>>132249835My she just works as the local hooker for the company
>>132244508your view seems to be centered on a hyperbolic, unrealistic perspective on gay people founded on no factual basis but instead your own gut dehumanization and disgust, you should see someone about that
>>132243539Shut the fuck up you narcissistic bitch
>a single mediocre manga can outsell the entire US comic industry>the jews that approve this shit wonder why
>>132243955Good to know that even something as good as Black Hammer can’t go on without a retarded Twitter faggot putting a ridiculous caricature front and center.
>>132251506I'm gonna come out and fucking say it. Sandman was a crap comic.
>>132251342Odin’s father something something Hela. Still not sure if he was supporting or condemning Israel
>>132258046Unironicaly I did like Snowflake and B Negative. Only two with some what good powers. Safe space could have worked too.
>>132251342To this day I still wonder if the unsolicited opinions on Israel or pro or anti Israeli.
>>132262755With Snowflake and Safespace it was mostly the stupid names and the genderqueer stuff.
>>132263417Here is my edit to try to do a slightly different take on the designs.
>>132262777Bor is a norse god. in these comics he's portrayed as an insecure, domineering cuckold (literally, and cucked by a black man at that). probably against Israel
>>132243539Ma'am... this is a Dennys
>>132257502is that real or a shitpost? because it would be brilliant as a shitpost
>>132257921And some people actually paying money for this.
>>132243793Woke or not, that's how oinkers roll
>>13224393299% the antagonist is a blonde guy with blue eyes, is it jealosy that makes them hate this look ?
>>132263916so, a someone in the comics imagining murdok as trump or what?
>>132244507>handmaiden's tale wannabe>has potentialGo back
>>132243739Wait a minute...that hawkeye girl...
>>132243516This is just horrible in every aspect. No matter what way look at at it's bad.
>>132263566>>132262777There's uncensored, I believe he just says something like his cock not being cut like the fags on Israel.
>>132257576Western comics are done, this shit is printed by Marvel...
>>132258916Wait, why are they pretending that these poses are somehow impossible ???
>>132243842it's not like you are going ot jail for matching description, stop being a nigger
>>132264055They probably are if you're 300+ pounds.
>>132244849do they really think fascists talk like that?
>>132243793>american comic writersftfy
>>132247238sooo... its a jewish villain or they have a black hole for self awareness?
>>132257576O_O >MfwI honestly have no words to describe this soulless drivel
>>132255327Nice concept, but why impact out of all fonts. 4chan is Arial (?) by default style.
>>132248976>>132248920I've read porn-comics with better art than this
were leftoids always insane or did tr*mp really destroy their brains
>>132257861>experimental internet gasI had fucking forgotten about that, kek
>>132264122Both. Orange man tipped them over the edge and now they're in a permanent whirlpool/vortex of insanity.
>>132264107They need to hire fujo artists for their gay comics
>>132258550>Not even a fucking KKK Grand Wizard unironically admits they're a racist IRL.She's using superpowers on him.
>>132264169>She's using superpowers on him.To get him to say what she wants to hear?
>>132244871Just think, a lot of retards unironically think this is an example of good satire.Fucking hell comic writing is so shit.
>>132243932I don't get this one. Wasn't a big slogan during the george floyd times "do better"? Why imply the cop can't change and should just kill himself? Why not show him change over time from a racist to a racist exerting self control, to finally an acceptably non-racist guy? He doesn't even have to be a completely virtuous non-racist by the end, just a guy that has made a conscious effort to change.It's not even that I personally think everyone can change, but it'd be a better message story-wise than just "if you're racist, you're hopeless and you should kill yourself"
>>132264376because its just a writer just writing a power fantasy to please themselves
>>132244871>it's like my daddy taught me: keep calm and carry a gold bomb>we'll use an alchemy explosive to turn anything within radius into solid goldCompletely lost me. Is gold a symbol of the right or something? I don't mean being rich, I mean alchemically-achieved gold
>>132243516so comicbooks from 2013 onwards?
>>132244507Men didn't make up the neopagan shit you fucking liar. We know the woman who did thats fucking name!
>>132264376Wokery is quite literally a religion. Old-school Puritan Calvinists divided the world into the Saved and the Damned - the wome divide the world into the Victims and the Oppressors. The cop will always be racist because he is predestined to be racist. The cop can never stop being racist because if he stops being an Oppressor then she stops being a Victim, and so she loses her moral priority and entitled superiority as part of the blessed group. White Privilege - inherently stained by birth and a life spent apologizing for your very existence - is Original Sin repackaged for the modern post-Christian millennial.
>>132264556>>132264376Victimhood is not something to be changed, it's something to be cherished. You never have to examine yourself if it's always someone else's fault.
>>132264079We have a generation of people who scroll Twitter instead of reading books.
>>132260547I wonder if comics will see the day where that sort of writing is mocked. Like a series set in a fictional, long-going capeshit series, where everything is dandy until one issue where several characters start acting OOC and only some others notice it - either due to immunity from this phenomenon or because it has yet to affect them. Soon more and more characters seem to share the same personality, becoming vain, impulsive or selfish, embracing political arguments that only get more unhinged as days go by to the point of sociopathy or downright psychopathy. Those who remain normal try to make sense of what is happening in-universe, until they are faced with the horrifying truth à la Deadpool kills the Marvel universe style: that the people they know have become the mouthpiece of one writer, one who is set on sending a message to the readers and "assimilating" the characters who are out of their control. This can go several directions from here: (1) The characters out of the writers' control are hunted down and eventually join the crowd, Body Snatcher Style. (2) They go into hiding, hoping that one day a new writer will return things back to normal (3) They try to break the writer's control their world, either by helping the assimilated characters fight it or killing them to set free them from anyone's influence (4) They literally breakthe 4th wall in an attemptto confront the writer directly (5) A mix of all of the above.
>>132244849>>132244871Someone make a gigachad edit
>>132243762This page was so gay it gave me monkeypox
>>132244849stuff like this really makes you appreciate the talent of the people who made actually iconic characters like Cobra Commander in terms of design >commander is just a guy in a blue suit and a mask , I can make something like that>makes an awful scorpion eye sore trash The art isn’t even bad, just a terrible sense of design.
>>132257707I've heard other anons explain that audiences don't like scary masculine gay men, they prefer non threatening twinks that like shopping and will do your hair, kinda explains why we don't get any Midnighter comics even tho he was gay before it was cool, you just can't turn that man into a non threatening twink rhat will go shopping with girls and say yaaasss queen
>>132256087>Social distacing was super easy here in Redneckistan, where the nearest house is 1500miles away. Why , we didnt even need face masks!Fucking burgers.
>>132264122Iam not american but I am surprised why no one really cares about the shit biden does.
>>132258270>Gay people arent a hivemind, says the mouth of Gayuron
>>132243762I'm not homophobic but this shit is gross.
>>132265467Nigga sniffs kids infront of the camera plus there is the whole ukraine and taiwan thing, granted its not really his fault but the media would be allover trump if it happened during his time.However I cant say german politics are any better
>>132262561>th-th-theres nothing wrong with orgies during a time when their is some kind of disease going around! You're just a dummy poo-poo-head!Either you're too naive to know that unprotected sex with copious strangers is gonna lead a bad time or your take is>G-g-gays aren't having massive orgies! That's a rude stereotype! They wouldn't do something like that with a life threatening virus running around!Which means you are naive enough to know history is repeating iteself because when the AiDs crisis was first documented as cancer these gay folks were getting, the doctors of San Fransico where bathhouses held massive gay orgies told the community "there is no cure, it spreads by sex, just don't have sex" the community chimped out and demanded the government pay for it(with free healthcare) rather than try anything to stop it.Don't make me find that video on /wsg/ that's used anytime some naive bitch refuses to learn history of a community that has barely changed in 40 years since there are online evidence of these orgies taking place and monkeypox is being spread there >>>/wsg/4672232And yes a modern survey from 2018 showed gay men still have an average of many sexual partners a year.
>>132243842No shit, you want them to draw a sketch first?Unlike clothing or hair, gender and skin can't be changed easily.
>>132243539>2049Fucking why. Why would a 29 year old from 27 years in the future give a shit about undertail. That's as absurd as anyone now bragging about speedrunning oregon trail, or some other obscure early 90s game.
>>132243793They're probably the kind of people who think they would take a video when the cop pulls them over from speeding, tries to fight the cop right there and upgrades their speeding ticket to a felony charge and post the video only for everyone to agree with the cop they were being dumb not arguing the ticket in court.
>>132243955Who wrote this?
>>132249920>>132249930it's a convenient way to get rid of old shoes here and some couples use them to signify the place where their first kiss happened.
>>132264169>>132264188If her powers were realistic and used on a racist cop they wouldn't just say they're racist, they would probably list a couple of examples of when the criminal was that racial profile and it made them loose the good faith in that entire race.If you know more _____ people who steal shit than _____ people who are good people in your personal life you will form the conclusion that the next _____ person you see has a higher chance of stealing something than be a decent person.
>>132264638Post that to the /coc/ thread about >Golden Guardian's 2010s run
>>132265258>ever living in a city with a pop count higher than 50,000Foolish
>>132257826times have changed so much since then, no one would have even batted an eye if this had released next week. it would have been canceled on low sales after the first arc, of course, but still...
>>132265288The major media companies in America all have a VEO with a similar line in their Early Life section on Wikepedia, and that group has a 90% chance of being a Democrate therefore not reporting bad things Democrat's do.
>>132266486Thog dont caare
>>132250444Fair enough. Explains the niches that exist.
>>132256856Once a nigga, always a nigga. Fucking niggas. If you make an all black cast without graffiti, it's whitewashing. Just wait and see. Fucking niggs and fags ruining shit.
>>132264033there isn't. stop making shit up.
>>132251493Bendis, fuck. I keep seeing his name. And if this is on Line Webtoon, that's even worse but then again it's in line with their Western stuff. Some OELs there are good but the rest are either proto versions of woke comics or good ones that get bad over time. Many are like that there. It's kind of annoying.
>>132266680If it wasn't real it was a fan edit
>>132251529If it isn't forced, then I can respect this. I have the Sandman in my digital library. Pirated of course. Can't afford it anyway. 3rd world countries fucking suck.
>>132266423I lived in a city of over 150k once, worst experience ever
>>132257202Is this from Sandman by Neil Gaiman? The one woke comic where it doesn't feel badly written according to anti-woke folks?
>>132243539>>132246780>all those words to say nothingIt's like every leftist meme lol
>>132258561I saw that on Pinterest once. Didn't know what wokeness was but I didn't like it. I got sick of the obnoxious little woke comics done by Tumblrinas and seeing that officially made was kinda wack.
>>132243613Wait, that’s a girl?
>>132260435This is kind of me. I know when something is woke and I do look at it with a raised eyebrow but I don't know when writing becomes bad. If it gets hard to slog through, maybe. I dropped Season 3 of Stranger Things cause 2 was already sucky. I hear Season 4 is good but fuck it. I am reading Western comics right now. Something Is Killing The Children and Monstress. And maybe BRZRKR. I never really understood how to identify good storytelling.
>>132262616If you're referring to Demon Slayer then yeah. I want to see mangas that don't have a glorified commercial and just there and is beating comics or rather beating the big two.
>>132243762>it's our RIGHT to fuck 15 different guys at this rave orgy >wtf you can't point out that 90% of money pox cases are gay men you fucking homophobeWatch them shut down churches and schools again over this and never bring up gay night clubs
>>132264042The lesser known ones are suffering. Hoping that Rippaverse could reinvigorate interest in Western comics. And maybe European comics get more love. Even manfra.
>>132245423You're right, they should stop describing criminals lmao>who robbed you? >be on the look out for.... any person of any race, sex, height, weight, and hair color
>>132264088Fair enough but also include French, British, Canadian (especially Canadian) and maybe Scandinavian writers. I'd say Italian but Mirka Andolfo can draw but can't write and she admits she can't write. So I'll give her a pass.
>>132266779Yeah back in the 90s this story fit in well with Sandman's altcomic reputation and aesthetic. Sort of like that one episode of TNG with the genderless planet. The difference is it's an actual story and not just a hack copy pasting from their twitter feed.
>>132262561>unrealistic LmaoGay dudes on average have some insane triple digit amount of partners a year. Look up the statistics yourself they're easy to find
>>132264095I do. Fuck this Tumblr level crap. No, even Tumblr had its silver linings. This shit is below those silver linings. These belong to those obscure blogs that no one ever remembers. Fuck the writer, the people who support this and those who don't speak against this atrocity. Manga being successful won't stop this shit from happening. It will never stop until you stop business as usual. Like those Iraqi soldiers did in the early 2000s. Fight against this bullshit. No matter the odds. This is unacceptable and should never be tolerated. This will never be acceptable for a greater audience. Fick these fuckers. Nigger loving, kikes and dykes.
>>132264107Anything else is better than this.
>>132264132DeSantis 2024 so we can see the same thing happen again. Fucking leftoid fucks.
>>132264386I saw this comic on one of my browsing and it is that but I find it more interesting than this drivel. Of course, I'm just judging a book by its cover so the contents should also be considered. It's free anyway. Piracy. Nothing to lose here save time but I got plenty of it.
>>132264444I thought it was 2011 omwards. So New 52 from 2011 was good?
>>132264595I read Dan Brown. Is that bad?
>>132267127Marvel NOW started in 2012 too so I guess Bendis X-Men is good now too
>>132267142the literary equivalent of scrolling through Twitter
>>132243955Cop successfully bullied into suicide. Mission Complete!
>>132252503kek, it's already gone in the bottom right panel. not the slightest trace of pink showing on that tombstone.
>>132267071Didn't he make saying negative things about Israel or trying to boycott things from Israel illegal in Florida or something?
>>132243613>>132243625>>132243932>>132243940>>132243955Yeah what the fuck, there's probably worse out there but personally this is the worst and most unnuanced handling of racism in comic media I've seen yet. This clearly doesn't exist to make any real message regarding hate or the police force or anything of that sort, it's a bitter, sadistic power fantasy that wants to imagine the enemy as an unchanging monolith. It's why the protagonist here doesn't save the cop from killing himself, because in his own words, it's "who (he) anyways will be".Like, people don't usually indulge in the realization that they're bad people, and would want to seek help and try and improve themselves. This would've been the turning point for the protagonist, who is quite visibly watching everything happen. Instead of attempting to intervene and trying to help the cop seek help (like a hero would do...?), nothing happens as the cop proceeds to brutally take his own life, with nothing more than some cheesy heroic tear trailing down her face, saying "goodbye" as if that's the only thing she could've done.Yeah forget therapy and chances at self-redemption, here's some rope. Oh, and also my sawed-off shotgun in case you wanted something more swift.
>>132243695It's like if Bendis merged with Rich Burlew
>>132267337do you really think 2016 tourists care?
>>132266068thanks for proving me right on my initial assumption by demonstrating that your arguments are based on broad generalizations and hasty assumptions, I'm going to drop some actual facts here and maybe that'll help>orgies =\= unprotected orgies>more than one partner a year =\= orgies>some gay orgies exist =\= all or even most gays do orgies>some gays do orgies =\= straights never do orgies during pandemics>the number of mixed-gender orgies by volume is most likely higher than the number of gay orgies at any given time due to gays being like 1% of the population, so if it's orgies you despise you're barking up the wrong tree>some gays allegedly kept having unprotected sex out of spite anyway despite the HIV risk =\= the entire gay community or even most of them didno one's denying that anal sex transmits disease more or that gay men consequently had better odds of getting aids, but this gay COVID superspreader theory when gays are like 1% of the population and rarely fuck straights is nothing but ragefuel so you can keep hating gays without feeling awkward about it. reread my initial comment, it still appliesalso I watched the video and fucking lmao if you think that's meant to be some smoking gun that proves all gays are knowing superspreaders of sexual disease and deserve to die or whatever>one guy spreading it on purpose and not telling people he had it, implying they wouldn't have had sex with him if they knew>claiming that guy is a gay hero based on "dude trust me">one bad actor who deceived other gay men about AIDS, who then acted on false information>admitting that some nations' gay communities had extremely low rates>claiming that some gay men want HIV on purpose, again on a pure dude trust me basisslapdash application of scholarship to fill the gaping holes of your worldview, see me after class
>>132267540Tl;dr but dude you can look up the stats yourself, gay men have insane amounts of partners a year and it didn't change much during covid
>>132267540>unprotectedMonkeypox is not an STD. It spreads through ANY skin-to-skin contact. So unless they're wearing full-body rubber suits at the nightclub (which I realize isn't unlikely), they're unprotected.And a similar concept for COVID. It doesn't matter if they don't fuck straights, they damn sure breathe near straights on a regular basis.
>>132267540oh and>there's online evidence of gay monkeypox orgies that I'm not gonna link but dude trust me it's there!
>>132266732Agree. Going by this one page, at least, it doesn't come off as pandering or lecturing. No complaining about transphobia or whatever. Just a character mourning for someone who happened to be trans.
>>132267612so now gay promiscuity is also responsible for superspreading nonsexual diseases to people they're not even fucking? what will /pol/ think of next, blaming it for osteoporosis and mad cow disease?
>>132267717gay promiscuity and club culture is 100% responsible for monkeypox spreading as much as it is in the gay community. Just fucking stop going out as much, holy shit.
>>132267047Remember the reason no one stops making woke crap I'd because they are backed by an investor who gives them money before they even release it so the lack of profits does no damage and makes them refuse to learn a lesson
>>132266190Looked it up, the comic appears to credit David A. Robertson and Scott B. Henderson.
>>132262777do be honest, anyone outside the region having an opinion on that area is suspect. Both sides are fucked up and unsupportable.
>>132267390>it's "who (he) anyways will be".I fucking hate being a phoneposter.
>>132257926I always though that out of all the weird fuckers from this line, this guy was the only one that was worth a damn. Hope they do something with him.
>>132258916Does anyone know the name of the other two paintings? I know the first one is Girl with a Pearl Earring at least. Also how is she infantilized in any way?
>>132267877...Wait hold on, I cropped this part of the panel for the meme and all, but now I notice the picture frame on the wall? Be it divorce or death, this man seemingly had some form of happiness taken away from him, as it sits behind him in the final panel before he commits an hero.It really seems that they're trying to push the "once a monster, always a monster" type bullshit onto the cop here, seeing how he is still not saved from this scenario in spite of everything on display here. Like, are we supposed to feel sympathetic for the cop here? If so, why should we accept the apparent hero here refusing to actually do anything about what's going here? Are we supposed to, even?God, what a dogshit comic.
>>132253683You should see gay people...
>>132268047Babies ain't got no eyebrows
>>132268047its a meaningless critique to make themselves feel smartreal art takes talent and skill, so the talentless and skilless tear it down with shallow drivel and prop up their repulsive commentary and "art" amd demand respect in its place
>>132264411Maybe somne ebin reference to nazis having a lot of gold or something?
>>132243930>>132244107Doubtful. Her name is on the cover, but wasn't an actual shitty comic writer attached to the project?>>132268047Second one is the Grande Odalisque by Ingres. Third looks like The Brunette Odalisque by Boucher.
>>132267821>David A. Robertson>"is an Indigenous author"yeah checks out, the blatant power fantasy is on full display here
>>132267540Sure thing Steinsburg
Is there a current mainstream western comic with good art?
>>132268055Was the artist and writer the same? If not it could be the artist undermining the written message by leaving little clues like that in the background.
>>132268424>Odalisque>A woman slave in a harem.>An artistic representation, often highly eroticized, of such a slave.>A female slave or concubine in the harem of the Turkish sultan.huh.
>>132243613>>132243625"Just read indie comics" they said. No they're the same bullshit as the big two.
>>132268785no one said to read modern indie comicsbut the actual Black Hammer series is pretty good, that's just a spinoff
>>132243516Utt: Marvel comic laughter threadftfy
>>132268879DC has plenty to laugh at >>132265987
>>132257890So the pink one is basically useless since you can just shoot him with an ordinary gun at any time?
>>132269004yes, best he can do is hope the others make good meatshield while he stands in the back and uses his power.... amazingly, this puts him below the landwhale with a magic backpack
>>132257926Will he get revived to cash in on Morbius memes?
>>132264188>>132266278Her superpower makes him admit truths that he'd hidden even from himself. That's why he shoots himself at the end, because he's horrified by the truth that's revealed when his self-serving justifications are stripped away.Jesus fucking Christ, how hard is it to understand these simplistic morality tales written for literal children? I can get if you want to criticise them for their oversimplification and strawmanning, but how can you be so retarded as to not even follow them?
>>132268913what was worse, Iceman or Tim Drake?
>>132243762>>132243789>>132248920>>132248976I have some really faggoty shit on my laptop, but this shit fills me with anger and disgust.
>>132269619>Truths that he'd hidden even from himselfFrom a writer's standpoint it's a convenient way to make literally anyone who might seem like they're just doing their job out to be a secret nazi. Someone gets denied life insurance due to working a highly dangerous job with a high fatality rate? No it's because the person asking is black, obviously and they simply didn't know they were racist until this super hero hypnotized them into it.A gay couple got denied a wedding venue because someone else made an appointment first and there's a scheduling conflict? No, it's obvioust they're gay bashers and hang themselves in shame after the super lady gave them the REAL truth they ran from. Not everyone saying no is doing it out of some malice, but in a scenario like this where a writer can make it look that way, the only time an exception would crop up is because the exception is actually a supervillain immune to her powers or some shit. Or hey, what if the guy you reveal the super secret real hidden truth of their motivations to actually doubles down and becomes a fucking serial killer because of it? Surely they were just planning to all along, because they were always a Secret Hitler.
>>132270033Lasso of Truth has always been a cop-out power since its inception for the same reason Superman was invented, it's wish-fulfilment for people who feel life is unfair and they can't fight the big problems
>>132267767keked at piss orgy
>>132257707The people pushing for this shit resent the very idea of masculinity.
>>132243762fuck man i miss this ice man
>>132270371forgot pic related
>>132270033Personally, I think a more interesting story would be for the superhero to do her reveal on an 'obvious' racist, only to uncover that they were entirely genuine and there was no racist undertone to their disagreement with her. Good luck finding a comc writer who could tell that story well, though.
>>132270255This is what sophisticated media commentators like me call a 'joke'. It's gently mocking the kind of stereotypes that people complain about in this very thread,
>>132270518See, you can tell this poster reads lots of comics.He's very accustomed to shitty writing and badly-executed jokes.He's probably in his 40s.
>>132270557See, that's where you're wrong.I'm 38.Um.
>>132270658Close enough.Either way, likely 30+ years of consuming dogshit comic book writing, it's no wonder you can read shit like that and think it's a good or funny joke and not just drawn-out and embarrassing.
>>132243530Fun fact: Arab business men pay top dollar for orientalism paintings.
>>132257826in their defense, they never actually published it
>>132269619That's just a lame and very one-sided approach to writing a scenario like that. If he didn't know it then how would he be able to say it?
>>132270518It's hard not to take it at face value when they so much of Marvel's output actually does the same sort of thing with a straight face and genuinely means it.
>>132270930thats the worst part they didnt even have the balls to put it out reeeeee i wanted to have a good laugh but they took that way from me.
>>132270941>How does magic work if it isn't real?Jesus christ
>>132270255That's actually good, when I first saw it I thought it was a clever edit to make fun of the original but this is actually a 10/10, I hope the movie can have even a hint of the self-relfection this scene shows.
>>132264535All that just to say "they look cute together"
>>132270496Honestly in the hands of a writer like >>132270255 it would play out like>some MAGA rally where superheroine uses lasso of truth to "reveal these people are racist fucks">first guy genuinely wants the world to be a better place but he hasn't really interacted with black people outside of the few times they were rude in public or arrested for a clear crime>she goes and does the other people who don't run because they got nothing to hide>they have similar takes, some even mentioning they visit the nice black old lady up the street for cookies, and want their family to be safe>misogynist admits he has a harsh veiw of women since while he was working his ass off for his family his ex stole his money and cheated on him or his mother was a genuinely shit parent on painkillers all the time>superheroine is assblasted and leaves
>>132270975More like >why is the magic shown not constant to how its describedBecause that's just shit writing
>>132264059Except that happens all the time, boot licking dumb fuck.
>>132271141Sounds kino and more clever than everything most of these writers have ever come up with.
>>132243695This is a fucking crime
>>132248976This is unironically too gay for Northstar
>>132271141The seething would be legendary to witness
>>132270518I would actually be happy if this was satire but I honestly can't believe it
>>132267865yet one side is widely supported. also, both sides being fucked up is an opinion. mighty suspect of you.
>>132270692Yeah, the amount of "it's akshually satire guys!" cope is ridiculous
>>132270255This almost reaches a level of based
>>132258046Oh ehm...it's a leg, I tought first he got a huge...well nevermind.
>>132245592>That literally never happens, racist.Sure thing buddy, sure thing. Shit bait tho.
What is going on here?>lesbian kiss>"America!">shoots her with green goo>helicopter crashing and some asian shooting it downWhoever this artist is really needs to work on their cohesiveness panel to panel. I have no idea what is going on here.
>>132272882the only out-of-character part is that he didn't kill the guy. But I guess that's part of the plot?
>>132252284Miles-Thor comic is a joke but not for the reasons the author intended.
>>132271912I don't know what I'm meant to be getting mad about here, unless the person that's mutated these people is about to swoop in and call them bigots for not thinking being a half-animal mutant is cool
>>132243762i love that they treat gay people like a bunch of degenerates
>>132272897yeah he uses this guy to get the location of the main villain who kills him
>>132273424The context is that the reader (should) have been able to figure out that these characters should hate their situation, and then it's followed up by several characters stating how awesome it is to be hybrid freaks, even though they have all been trapped in a quarantined slum for about a year. And then a brawl breaks out over disagreement about whether or not this obvious tragedy is an obvious tragedy or not. And, uh, yeah, the guy who mutated them kind does think he was in the right for doing so in a belief that it would combat bigotry, you pretty much hit the nail on the head there.
>>132243932who was the psychopath who wrote this?
>>132266112By 2049 it’s become the new GTA, ported to every new platform and continually patched
>>132244871>>132244849someone edited this... i don't want to believe that someone... wrote the fucking shit post... and it was published
>>132243539>2049>Ruth Bader Ginsburg died literally the year this girl was born>Martha Stewart Living ceased publication 27 years ago>Undertale is a 34 year old gamewhy set it in 2049 at all if you're just going to be stuffing in a bunch of early 2000s referecnes
>>132258916>Yeah, this pose is literally impossibleWho are the obese women writing this garbage?
>>132255327apparently this is enough to write the G.I.joe comic these days
>>132258046I wish we got more moments of political unification like this. If only miles thor made the wokies realize their errors...
>>132257963fun fact, the fat girl is named after a giant SUV car
>>132260462Like like like like like liek...
>>132270255she makes a good villain
>>132258134kek this one gave me a good chuckle
>>132270255yeah, this is actually kinda amusing
>>132252545This artwork is strictly Tumblr fruity quality fan level shit. I'll bet Marvel never hires this queen again.
>>132257890Xir? Xir? This is a Wendels...
>>132275005They have hired him for multiple projects. DC, too.
>>132260287agreed. I think this is a funny little moment. I think your basic incel hates anything sex-related in a comic.
>>132264535Was this the book that weird, little Latinx Moosebian was writing? That shit was hilarious!
>>132275045They should never draw professionally again. Fuck, this was awful.
>>132245274If you don't kill anything your first run through (including choosing to spare flowey) then you absolutely can get pacifist first run, which was the whole point of what she's saying, that she chose to do that while most would do at least a bit of killing for XP.What I have an issue with is how she says "Including escaping the bullet hell" The fuck does that even mean?
>>132248976>>132248920>>132243762I hate this art style. Too soft and rounded. Also, I hate leatherfaggots so much it's unreal. I'm bi, but I think comics are legitimately contributing to my increasing homophobia.
>>132265108Well, if you look at most of the gays in comics, most aren't twinks. Or at least weren't until recently. Which is fine. I like twinks myself. I just wish they'd get some artists that could actually draw some cute dudes. Just hire some BL artists or something. I'd unironically be cool with this push if there was some actual eye candy.
>>132275217yeah same most gay guys iv met are caricatures of people they make being gay their hole persona. thats why i dont hang out with them now and days the worst are trans males (ftm)
>>132244849>>132244871I first thought that the scorpion was a lobster.
>>132258616>IT'S NEGA-TIME!>NO I DIDN'T MEAN THE N WORD STOP HITTING ME SAFESPACE AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>132266732based here you go anon if you dont know this site they are great and updated weekly https://readcomiconline.li/https://getcomics.info/
>>132275076Its just shit dialogue from B-Man anon.get those incels out your headspace
>>132273832As naruto says: BELIEVE IT!!!
>>132275986But, there is a Mexican Batman. His name is Zorro. What is this dude on about?
>>132275986Based naruto quoter. But yeah, this is retarded, every single person Batman fights is an insane terrorist, the writer is really showing what they think of Americans by comparing them to his rogues gallery.
>>132275986Lucha says "Que?"
>>132275986is that the guy from dallas buyers club?
>>132275943if it's a rookie Batman like it seems to be, it's fine
>>132276138This, how small is the pop culture awareness of these writers ? Do they only read Jezebel and that's it ?
>>132267540Libs are such a fucking embarrassment
>>132275986Lol at this hicklib shit
>>132243762The one in black underwear is cute who is he
>>132243762>Northstar>Speed why do Marvel's speedsters have gay jungle fever? is Quicksilver next?
>>132257861>all the powers of Google glassAmazing at any point prior to smartphones, I guess.>>132257890>Can't protect himself, and less effective than a person with a gunTerrible, weak powerset. Snowflake should have had full icepowers and Safespace should have just been a forcefield maker. What's the point?>>132257926>Morbin out!Basically okay, I guess? Visual design isn't great, since his skin color is almost the same shade as his pants. Vampire is a terrible direction for the team, though. He's got actual potential for drama and storylines.>>132257963>item box+gachaWhy is she called Trailblazer? The powerset is a little too... "oh well I just happen to have the exact solution" for my taste. Would fit well in a book aimed at younger kids, like Power Pack. I'd be interested in seeing her god, but I imagine the creator didn't really put any interesting thought into the statement.All of these characters were shitcanned before being in an actual book, right?
>No-one posted this yetHonestly I'm surprised.
>>132278778Like serious, this is some of the worst stuff I have ever saw.
>>132275986>Ya don't see no Mexican dressin' up as shadowy creatures beatin' on whoever an' calling it Justice.Hey, what was the name of that famous Mexian hero? Who know, the one played by Tyrone Power and Antonio Banderas?
>>132267144I'm not getting it. Are you being sarcastic which implies New 52 sucks or is Bendis' run on X-Men the only good Bendis run in recent memory?
>>132267717Not every disease, but from an epidemiological standpoint, nothing about the "gay lifestyle" is healthy or good for public safety and health. As much as gays want to blame republicans or religious groups, the only way to get AIDS is to fuck another person who has AIDS. That's no one's fault but their own. Likewise for Monkeypox. Don't rub naked on the sore-covered body of some anonymous faggot in a giant group of other anonymous faggots and the chances of actually getting the disease becomes 0%Call it homophobia. Call it bigotry. Call it whatever you want. Doesn't matter because the only people to blame are the gays who do that shit to each other, knowing that the objective truth is that it is a danger to everyone involved.
>>132267157Is it that bad? I loved it, the concepts of it. Also the movies were nice but it is no masterpiece, I admit. One of the very first novels I've ever read so it's like Fairy Tail to me. But I ask for some more clarification? Literary equivalent of scrolling through Twitter? I know it's self-explanatory but what made it Twitter like in the first place?
>>132267751I get the Marvel and DC and other publishers of comics. What I hate is that people who were never paid make art in that same regard. That fucking Twitter and Tumblr low level art. Damn Jooz.
>>132243516thor with the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
>>132267021You know? One can make an obnoxious feminazi and still make people like them, if the fucks are skilled enough. Hell, they make Dan Brown look like Tolkien. It's all about literary skill.
>>132271912Yeah, this is fine. The whole mutation bomb thing leading to a weird community-building/slice of life sort of angle is weird for TMNT, but it's interesting in a way. These are legitimate grievances and a pretty reasonable way for things to play out
>>132243530>>132243539>>132243541IT'S SHOW, DON'T TELL, ASSHOLE!
>>132275878Holy Shit!!!! NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME!!!!I know the top one but the bottom one, no. Thanks anon. Thank you so much.
>>132267767The problem with LGBT community is not the orgies but rather the fact that it's 0.01 of population that all happen to know each other and have regular contanct. Any disease introduced to at least one or two members of that community is an instant plague for them all. Lesbians do have it better due to lesbian bed death, so STDs hit them less.
>>132243932>>132243940What the fuck, must stuff here is like whatever, but this is a genuinely awful message, you'd expect them to either not bring up the cop again or give him a sort of redemption arc, or be like "I'm going to do my best to be a better person" not having to fucking kill himself as if that was the only solution, who wrote this
>>132257963holy shitit's Fat Chance
>>132257826These characters are so notorious they should actually do something with them. Like make them villains who just use social justice to obfuscate that they're corrupt, force a good writer to do a really serious psychological take on them (homicidal vampire, weight issues, internet addiction, incestuous relationship) or have a single gag issue where they try and fail spectacularly at being heroes and all get killed by whatever villain needs some street cred.
>>132258916Ayo hol up, Is that Azula in the third painting?
>>132268047How insecure do you need to be to get triggered by THAT painting that's so modest she's not even showing her hair? It's like getting mad because the Mona Lisa is smirking at you.
>>132243739>A run so bad, they had a different run just to undo it all and say that was all bullshit.Based.
>>132279164Probably more the mechanics of girl on girl sex, dumb fuck.
>>132243762I will hate Bendis for the rest of my life for what he did to Iceman.
>>132243530>>132243539does emilia clarke having mutilple brain aneurysms that have left her significant mental struggles for her excuse any of this?
>>132243516i am racist and even i am offended by how racist this is
>>132279670You're racist because you see the negative traits of a race and judge the entire group by it. This is the opposite; he's seeing the traits that the media tells him are meant to be celebrated and assumes they're all like that.
>>132279766i am not racist because i profile black people. i am racist because i don't like looking at black people
>>132279791Oh based. My mistake then.
>>132257926>The world is a vampire…and so am I.Ow the edge
>>132266423>>132266746wait how fucked is itnot even short term?
>>132243613>>132243625>>132243932>>132243940>>132243955>Use plot-no-jutsu powers to make cop say what you're thinking about him>Resist arrest>Watch as cop eventually blows his own brains out>Refuse to elaborate>LeaveI'd say this was based if it weren't so fucking horrible
>>1322646382-the last sane characters end up finding some people who also keep quiet and are sane, it turns out they’re older characters from the silver age and didn’t care for the modern direction. You get trapped hiding forever but characters that disappear might not disappear because they’re not popular but they noticed they lived in a fiction and hid from the author. The modern characters debate amongst themselves if they want that life, are they just going to hide out until the writer changes, or forever. They all walk into the action and kill themselves. Yes, they might be retconned back to life but maybe they will get this new writer fired for being so shitty.
>>132257926More like HIV-Positive amirite fellow heterosexuals
>>132278808>>132278778Serious The Unfunnies energy here. Hope Millar brings his A-game (A as in asshole) to the new volume of Nemesis as well.
>>132278778what in the fuck could the context possibly be here
>>132280841There is none, nothing the cunt in the mask does beforehand even hints at it. She does wind up carrying it to term though, and giving birth to her gay brother’s triplets.
>>132257826I loved the OC this shitfest brought up.
>We could make America a latina icon!>I know lets have her be an amalgamation of every hispanic area ever. That won't cause any controversy regarding generalization at all!>Lets also have her be from another dimension and just culturally appropriate latinas.
>>132281437I hate you.
>>132281589every flag but the mexican flag...
>>132281437i don't see it. where is it??
>>132281731the car i believe, frontwindow plus hood
>>132243833Entitlement and inflated ego
>>132264376This. As a radical left, I think all pigs should be killed, but marvel and DC are trying to have their cake and eat it too. If you want to endorse terrorism, then don't be such a faggot about it. New marvel and DC are literally AOC, Lin Manuel Miranda tier neoliberalism, which is as chucked and virtue signaly as it gets. They would NEVER be this based, and the writing is inherently inconsistent as a result
>>132281861Man bobby hill in the corner really let himself go
>>132281832>>132281861What has the waste of human life known as Gabby Rivera been up to since?
>>132282059Rivera, Gabby (2016). Juliet Takes a Breath (1 ed.). Bronx, New York: Riverdale Avenue Books. ISBN 978-1626012516.Rivera, Gabby; Quinones, Joe (2017). America Vol. 1: The Life and Times of America Chavez. New York City, New York: Marvel. ISBN 978-1302908812.Rivera, Gabby; Quinones, Joe; Wu, Annie (2018). America Vol. 2: Fast and Fuertona. New York City, New York: Marvel. ISBN 978-1302908829.Nothing. America killed her career.
>>132282067Holy shit. Her America run has to be worse than anything conceivable for her to kick the bucket while shit writers like Vita Ayala are still getting work - last I heard. Even if her comics career is probably dead, she must have had something to her name in those last 4 years. Not even a Patreon or a webseries? Did she simply go back to journalism?
>>132281861I still can't imagine how far up your own ass you have to be to make this and think it's fine>>132282065The thing that always makes me laugh about this edit is Miles' line
>>132281861Whatever happened to 'show, don't tell'?
>>132275986If that's what fascism is then sign me up and all my friends. I think I read something a long time ago, like a really long time ago, about how benevolent dictatorship is the ideal form of government...
>>132282067>America killed her career.
>>132278664Okay somebody please explain what gacha is? Something to do with vending machines or dress up video games?
>>132278778>>132278808>when people say that badguys can't be self-inserts
>>132281861>She's the capicu.ESL here, what does it mean?
>>132267540Per capitaPer CapitaPER CAPITAIf 1% of the population was having even 2% of the orgies, or the disease, it would be alarming, and sensible people would justifiably avoid that population like the PLAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Since it's 99%, you come off as wilfully ignorant, or arguing in bad faith because of ideology, or just a very sad shill.
>>132271912>gays are poisonousIf only they shared this frog's self awareness
>>132264093It's Magneto, yes he's jewish.
>>132243541Thank you, Thog.
>>132278883>>132281285Zorro was in California so by today he's still American the same way the pioneers are American
>>132277880I hope not, he's like the one incest ship in Marvel I know of, how dare they try and remove that representation
>>132243539>pacifist run including escaping the bullet hellWhat the FUCK does that even MEAN
>>132243940Thats just kinda fucked up.
>>132282554It's like a vending machine or a capsule toy, but they use the term for a mobile game mechanic where you get stuff you otherwise cannot.Like if it's a marvel game where you fight with characters. You're given some rando like The Thing but you get 5 free spins on "the gatcha". Now the xhaeacters shown that you can pull are 4 characters you don't care about and 1 that you do, maybe its Storm for clarity. Now you use all 5 spins to try and pull that Storm character, but you don't get her. She's a limited time character and probably never going to come back in "the gotcha spin" so if you don't pull her in the time limit, tough tits you're fucked. But you can pay for more chances to spin.Some people drop thousands of dollars on these things. They are a scam called microtransactions, since if the game server crashes you can never get your money back. It's basically paying for an NFT you can't sell.
>A action, ninja comic become a fucking slice of life soap opera comic.What the fuck happened?
>>132282065This is the problem with modern comics. Not the woke message, which is rampant and bad enough but its only a symptom, the true problem is forgetting the "show, not tell" nature of good storytelling. Why bother writing a comic showing how awesome America Chavez is when you can just have panels of people *telling* you she is awesome.
>>132284029>What the fuck happened?Same thing happened to Transformers, went from Autobots fighting Decepticons, to Decepticons kissing Autobots. At least TMNT had the excuse of a tranny take over the series.
>>132283691> fellow whitesJust for that, anyone with two brain cells would look at this guy and laugh at his face. Seriously, what fucking genius wrote this?
>>132284288>Seriously, what fucking genius wrote this?The same one who wrote the America Chavez run being posted ITT
>>132284326I might have known. So America did not entirely sink her carrier as a comics writer.
>>132252122I'm not so sure. It's very consistent with Magneto's character, but mutants since hox/pox are mostly being portrayed as inherently ethically superior.
>>132265258Don't waste your time trying to educate Americans.
>>132279603Her smugness taunts me
>>132284354No she wrote that before America. In fact, it was that comic that got her the America gig.
>>132284354Actually, it was technically before America because it’s the comic adatation of the book that got her the job in the first place
>>132270255But this is good. It establishes Riri's character as confrontational and driven, the kind of person who wants challenges and enemies to fight against. The teacher is also acting like a normal person here, given that she's interacting with a little kid.
>>132283691I mean, she's not entirely wrong. There is no such thing as reverse-racism. It's just racism.
>>132284645The fact that she graduated from this to writing for Marvel goes to show how fucked comics is as a media.
>>132273720Depending on the animal, I certainly wouldn't complain.And being left abandoned like this is a valuable lesson in fair weather friends. Very good to know when you get into actual trouble.
>>132280284Depends where you live. I lived in a big city for a few years and it was great. Everything important (uni, shops, etc) within ~30min walking distance, greenery everywhere, multiple nearby big parks and plazas. Of course some parts of the city weren't as nice but I didn't go there much, especially the higher traffic roads.
>>132283691>fellow whitesWhy do people treat race like it's some sort of sports team?
>>132285436Why are Whites the only race that doesn't?
>>132275986Imagine being such a twisted ingrate that stopping criminals is considered racist and fascist. Lol tons of mexicans imagine being batman.
>>132285436"dear/my fellow whites" is only used by jews on twitter, no white person talks like this