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>>131445924
You may think your funny but you are REALLY funny instead kek
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>cousin koyle why are you an incel?
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>le forced maymay
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>>131446429
cant be forced if youre into it, just like sex
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>>131446429
How is it forced. It was clearly just a few Anon's building onto each others posts forming a idea that really hit home with a lot of us.
A forced maymay is "haha funny banana was posted in the YLYL thread again haha"
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>>131446522
is it even a meme? sure OP might be memeing on it but the actual theory/AU is damn fun and personally i unironically love it
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>>131446561
Meme is such a overused word it means nothing and everything now.
Every fucking funny .jpg .png .gif .webm textpost is a fucking meme now it pisses me off how much people use the world meme out of context to the point it has lost all context.
>is it even a meme?
No its not, anon is retarded but I didn't want to get into a long its not a meme rant so I just picked at the scab of the idea that it was in anyway forced when the idea just started existing.
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>>131446593
its ok anon i understand.... the answer is to go further back to oldschool internet language as opposed to this new, quick and easy retard app-based language. use words like "theory" or "macro".
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>Tards getting mad that not everyone likes their forced maymay
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>>131446655
>[says some daft shit]
>"no"
>"m mad bro? u mad?"
well were certainly going oldschool alright, but i used to be in special ed so idk that i wanna go THAT far
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>>131446613
god PLEASE can we go back to 2007 internet?
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>>131446668
Man, I really can't take your posts seriously when you type like that
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>>131446703
I know its fake but Cartman can sure act sweet and turn on the charm when he wants something.
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I'm digging through archives and look at this anon from 2014 talk about his version of Post Covid
I know the idea of "what if the kids grew up" has been around forever but I think this is still interesting
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>>131446703
>type like that
like what?
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>>131446764
huh, some of these were on point, altough i certainly wouldve loved to see poor bum Kenny and an unsuccessful Kyle working for his more successful jew'd cousin
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>>131446695
we cant take bring it back, but we can do our best to live it
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To much Kyman love in the thread have some Style
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*pounces* *glomps you* ^_^ would you like to draw wiff me anon? that would be so epic! xD

https://kuku.lu/p123da673
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GUYS FOUND PROOF MATT& TREY WERE IN THREAD
ok it could just be 1000 monkeys at 1000 typewriters situation but it made me gasp.
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>>131446862
i try to everyday
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Whos gonna make the first /comfy/ AMV
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I just want a good Liane cuddle fanfic. Is that too much to ask?
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>>131447101
What music goes with a /comfy/ South Park amv?
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>>131447021
>the blingee logo covering the last word
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>>131446937
So Stan is canonically a memed Marxist pothead in college?
I'll take note...
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>>131447124
>WHEN ALL IT BRINGS Blingee
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>>131446613
>>131446593
>>131446561
meme is just a contagious information
being funny is just the side effect
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>>131446894
>insert cousin Kyle into every 'kyle X ___' ship
>dont elaborate
>stay
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>>131447119
the most AMV song I remember is "Every time we touch" and it needs to be done on Flipnote Studio on the DSi for that real old school feel!
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well i promised it
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>>131447318
MY HEART IS MELTING
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>>131447318
CUTEEE
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Why is Kyle a homophobe?
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>>131447868
>the image Kyle is actually reacting to
I can't believe the artist predicted that yesterday
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Just checking is this an actual thread to discuss South Park characters or is it just the Cousin Kyle thing?
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>>131448153
discuss female* South Park characters
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>>131448153
Don't mind the two or three autists that are forcing some dumb inside joke, feel free to talk about any SP character you want
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>>131448153
this is essentially /comfy/, you can post anything
the c word scares j*annies now so we open with a thread meme that only we understand instead
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>>131448153
whats her personality now? is she still a bimbo?
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>>131448259
I sure hope
I think that the idea of a teenage bimbo Bebe obsessed with her obese frat boyfriend tits is hot as fuck
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>>131448259
>is she still a bimbo?
Yeah, pretty much. She like all the girl students seems to still be fairly socially conscious, at least enough to pressure the mass breakup in response the the Skankhunt stuff. But she definitely isn't as socially conscious as Wendy.

My favourite Bebe episode is probably Bebe's boobs destroy society because we got to see her interacting with the boys which was a nice change of pace from her usually being glued to the girls. I feel some more personality outside of typical girl who just likes shoes and shit was shown in that episode. Plus she was the victim of bitchy gossip instead of the one propagating it, which was an interesting role reversal. Also goes to show just how Toxic the girl characters are with each other while putting up a façade of being friendly with each other. At least when the boys dislike or rip on each other they say it to each other's faces.
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>>131448259
no, she is _____________an egg
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>>131446729
>sperg out
>the charm
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>>131448453
>How I showed a Anonymous poster I have never been hit on by a guy in my life and don't know what "the charm" is in a single post
>And other great story's
Hey you Tails Plush Anon?
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>>131448435
Yeah the BBDS was incredibly accurate to elementary/middle school girl social interactions. I'm surprised they were able to do it so well. This must be the type of nostalgic comfiness boys feel watching a normal episode of south park centered around the guys. Shits like it was taken out of my own memories from elementary. It was nice too because their whole social dynamic makes for interesting plots that we wouldn't otherwise get to see with the boys.
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>Mrs. Stevens: Sweetie, you're a Stevens. And Stevens women are always told they're really, really smart.
>*gives her a hug and then leaves*

>Bebe: Mom?
>*her mom stops and turns around*
>Bebe: ...What's six times eight?

>Mrs. Stevens: Oho, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers!
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>>131448477
i love the old stuff, so much of it was just simple and real childrens behavior taken to a comedically hyperbolic next step
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>>131448508
>ms stevens married this man and they both live in what looks like a barbie house
what a poof, i bet they both get excited about tacky wine and/or cat themed pinterest style house decor
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>>131448399
God yes
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>>131448540
he looks like he talks about how 'bad' hes being every time he has some ice cream or a glass of wine
hes the one dad that never approaches the grill in BBQss
he screams and gets on a chair when he sees a rat
he buys scented candles purely as house decor
yknow what im saying
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>>131448600
CUTE!
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>>131448588
He was absolutely a trust-fund kid, some posh spoiled-yet-wimpy son of a CEO. Bebe's mom and him would have fit together perfectly.
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>>131448625
theyre both bottoms
sex consists of making out for an hour and then having gentle, slow penetrative intercourse facing eachother before falling asleep cuddling... every night... 10+ years
it must be adorable
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>>131448399
>dammit, Clyde! I said RED not PINK

>sorry, sorry! I forgot, I'll bring the red ones tomorrow. ... so.. we still on for tonight after school?

>... tsk... fine.. but you're gonna get punished for messing up again.

[This is a repeated weekly cycle that they both secretly enjoy]
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>Every scene with Post Covid Craig and Those Guys + Wendy
>Funny, wholesome, grounded
>Insert Shitman and his group, especially Butter's mary sue ass
>Quality tanks, plot becomes needlessly dramatic, people die, characters show out of character lack of intelligence and lose the ability to resist peer pressure and outside influence
I'm starting to think that the main 5 are more or less a hit to the show's quality now.
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>>131448118
i am truly blessed
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>>131448788
I agree and I'm not even a catgfag
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>>131448853
WHY IS HE SO GAY
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>>131446928
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Good morning to my fruitcake wife trey parker.
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>>131449671
good morning to your fruity little man wife!

and good morning to the cutest lamest little tard boy who deserves a place in my heart
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>>131447200
What would Kyle x Kyle 2 be called then?
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>>131449717
Good morning to you and your endearingly disabled husbando as always.
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>>131449807
obviously Kylecest
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>>131449807
The purest form of Jew love.
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>>131449894
I thought Jews always had dark hair and eyes since they come from the Middle East originally so I was always confused why Kyle and his mom are ginger. Are they not pure Jewish blood?
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>>131449931
ashkenazi jews are very often pale skinned, curly and light brown/red haired, its the most commonly associated phenotype with them
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>>131449931
Red haired Jews have been a thing since the Middle Ages, they blamed the Black Plague on them because they thought they somehow had magic
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>>131449657
KEK amazing
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>main four go to Gravity Falls and meet them

How would they get along?
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>>131450076
theyd beat them up for being dumb retatd faggots and uncover the big spooky mystery by telling every cryptid to suck their balls the end
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>>131450076
Mabel would try to fuck all of them except for Cartman
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>>131450076
depends on the season, but Dipper would be relentlessly bullied and made fun of and Mabel would be given to some cryptid as a sacrifice so the rest can escape
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>>131446937
Holy shit anon
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>>131450196
But who would win between Grunkle Stan vs Cartman?
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>>131448853
Is that lipgloss I see on that cute old man? That's hot.
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>>131450243
Depends on the season. If we're talking mid-seasons then Grunkle Stan isn't nearly as deranged as Cartman. Cartman would call Stan a Jew then somehow hold his shack, the kids, and everyone else hostage until Stan paid some kind of huge sum, or he'd just hold him at gunpoint until Kyle intervenes.
If it's early and more recent seasons Cartman, Grunkle Stan and Cartman team up to make more money, probably by either exploiting Kenny or passing off Kyle as some mysterious cryptid that can do math or something incredibly well.
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>>131450076
Ike cucks Dipper with Wendy
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God I can't wait until animated sexually suggestive images of children is illegal in the US.
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>>131450532
need an excuse to diddle real kids?
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>>131450243
>who would win
>implying Grunkle Stan wouldn't take Cartman under his wing to do mischief together and Cartman eventually sees him as a dad
>>131450532
neck yourself
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>>131450154
based
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>>131449671
Good morning to you and your wife, who comes across to me as a cute virgin despite having fucked probably more than me, and who I still want to introduce to a whole new world of pleasure with my expertise while he's so naive and helpless. I want to take his virginity! Do you feel similarly?
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>>131449814
say anon, is Trey still being punished for writing crimes? how long has it been since we praised him for quality work?
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>>131450567
>projecting
Classic child molestor

>>131450660
no u
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>>131450660
Would Cartman really accept a Jew as a mentor though?
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>>131450774
its ok to molest if theyre cute
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>>131450787
I ship kyman so I don't see that as an issue, he'd probably learn of Stan's jewness once he's already knee-deep into seeing him as a role model and he'd just go "ah, goddamn it!!" or something. I mean, he saw chef as one and he's black.
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Stop replying to the bait and keep talking about autistic crossovers.
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>>131450806
Cartman's never hated Blacks even if he has racist ideas about them. He does hate Jews though.
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>>131450806
Cartman also likes Ike despite being a joo
its clear his "bigotry" is, or at least was, nothing more than childish impressionism and an excuse to be edgy and get a rise out of his friend
i hate how it got flanderized
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>>131450844
I've already explained a scenario that covers that
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>>131450855
Ike isn't a true jew.
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>>131450872
very much a jew
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>>131450820
Finally a reason to post this weirdass deviantart image I found.
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>>131450909
i love weird edits pls post more
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Don't forget the best crossover.
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>>131450721
>taking an old man's virginity
Why anon, that's one of my fetishes. But I won't kid myself, trey is used goods, he's more suited to being toyed with, humiliated, etc.
>>131450752
I lost track, there's a lot to punish him for. With the state of the streaming wars special he definitely doesn't deserve his way at least.
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>>131450951
>this was canon in Arthur
the ass really WAS fat
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Realistically speaking, do you think Trey have ever been pegged?
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>>131450820
any tououfags itt?
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>>131450919
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>>131451039
*touhou
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>>131451039
>Kyle and Cartman aren't Reimu and Marisa

Wasted
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>>131451065
Craig and Clyde would fit better as Reimu and Marisa dbh
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>>131450820
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>>131451104
Can't even tell it's supposed to be if I didn't know what it was.
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>>131451001
Id wager probably not because it's hard to find women who are into it, especially before the last decade. Now whether trey had ever taken dick up the ass is a harder question.
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DA is a treasure trove.
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>>131451065
That would be wasted considering Marisa is a human which fits Stan better while Reimu and Yukari have more that type of enemy/friend relationship going on, or if you wanted real rivalship then there's Princess Kaguya and Mokou who are equal due to their powers and immortality.

I'd say Craig fits best Satori Komeiji because they both withdraw from people and like pets.
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>>131451082
Yeah, and Stan's obviously Suwako, not Marisa
Shelly is Kanako and Sanae can get fucked i guess
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Best Touhou song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCsqKGy1ac
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
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You crazy faggots need take some time away from the internet and fix your shit.
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>>131451312
I am completely normal irl. I need an outlet for my autism online or it will leak.
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so what normal things are you guys up to today?
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>>131451286
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>>131451349
am painting rn
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Picrel is canon, btw. Himaruya is a huge south park fan
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>>131451711
Hetalia has Molassia as a character.

Molassia the nation that the Nostaliga Critic unsuccessfully takes over in Kickassia.

Therefore, the Nostalgia Critic is canon in the Hetalia universe.
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>>131451742
Based as hell
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>>131451742
Was about to ask if Doug has ever talked about SP but it turns out he did a video on the top 11 SP episodes.

He thinks Osama Bid Laden has Farty Pants is the best episode.
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From the one derby episode
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>>131451781
dont forget the hetalia fandom is an ancestor of the homestuck fandom
and the homestuck fandom is an ancestor of the south park fandom
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>>131451771
Nvm. Not based anymore.
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>>131451817
Anon... do you know who Doug is? Do you know about THE WALL REVIEW?!
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>>131451838
Yes and I fucking hate him for it. He has the worst opinions known to man.
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>If this jew doesn't shut the fuck up...
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>>131451813
Huh? South Park fandom has been around way before homosuck was a thing
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>>131451895
i moreso mean the modern fandom
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>>131451879
Holy shit completely inaccurate, switch Blossom and Buttercup and make Bubbles Butters and it's perfect though.
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>>131451711
He also likes Happy Tree Friends
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>We here at South Park studios believe that the kid designs aren't cute enough so we took a page from the PPG and Happy Tree Friends and decided to add irises and single-digit hands like your favourite dolls.
>We are now going back and reanimating everything with these new cutesy girly doll designs. We think it will really contrast better with the swearing.
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>>131451926
link?
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>>131451926
All Nips like Happy Tree Friends and South Park.
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>>131451935
check his translated blog archive or his profile page on the hetalia wikia
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>>131451935
The wiki. He mentioned it in his old blog a few times.

https://hetalia.fandom.com/wiki/Hidekaz_Himaruya
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>>131450969
>trey is used goods
Surely he is, but I can dream. His virginity may not be intact in body, but in spirit. In personality.
He's admittedly a slut, and I love that about him, but it seems like the type of whore who's all talk. I enjoy spending time in this delusion of showing him the ropes, hearing him praise me between moans because I'm so good. Sprinkling in a slap or two and seeing him glow with newly discovered excitement. Sometimes being gentle as well, and have him be gentle back. In reality I'll never have my way with him, so I might as well give in to the fantasy, you know.
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That happened.
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>>131452009
this anon gets it
virginity isnt purely physical, its about expirience
a man whos had his way around the farm but is still a pathetic adorable virgin emotionally is much cuter than a guy who had very few encounters but knows everything
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>>131452060
feels like a stretch, good 70% chance they didnt intend it as a reference
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do you guys wanna draw together? or maybe play some kinda drawing game, like gartic phone?
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>>131451935
I tried compiling the pages I have saved where he mentioned south park in his old blog. It's not all of them but it's a few
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>>131452441
>Kyle and Cartman are so cute when they are fighting

Oh no...
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>Oh you're approaching me? not running away?
>How else am I going to kick your ass?
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>>131452441
>Himaruya likes Uncle Jimbo
based
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>I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
>But I guess it shows
>When you look into my eyes
>What you did and where you're coming from
>I don't care
>As long as you love me, baby
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>>131452179
I wanna play garlic phone
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=00f10979d3

come play frens
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>>131453212
Liane deserves better
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>Cartman travels to a universe where the other boys are girls and he’s the only guy so he can be the alpha male
>they’re still all more alpha than he is
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>>131453507
does girl Kyle have a dick?
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>>131453528
Of course and she uses it pound Cartman’s boypussy.
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>>131453507
id love to see a genderswap au but only if its
1. absurdist
2. early era southpark where they still behave like dumb kids
imagine

>erica boys dont have vaginas
>sure they do. see heres the penis... and heres the vagina
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Just found the funniest fetish art I’ve ever seen
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>>131453569
is this even fetish art? its not... lewd or exaggerated...
the 'hypnosis' part certainly looks reminiscent of fetish work
my guess is this is a fetish artist drawing a non fetish joke piece but you can still feel their profession shine thru
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>>131453373
I'd love to but I'm omw to work :(
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>>131453598
As someone who has extensive experience on /d/ that is absolutely fetish art.
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>>131453373
Can't join but post funny bits
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>>131453569
>mfw I realize Kyle is just Wendy and Dipper fused together

>jewish
>redhead
>ushanka
>intellectual
>pre-teen boy
>athletic
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>>131453650
those are literally all incredibly general traits and it doesnt really go beyond that
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>>131453546
>no they just have a penis, no vagina
>okay smart-ass, then why do they have nipples.
>.. i.. I dunno, we both just have nipples, everyone does.
>"everyone has nipples but everyone DOESN'T have vaginas"... right. Okay bitch, what's the correlation? You can't just pick and choose at random, I call bullshit!
>ugh!!! Erica, it's like.. you don't have a penis, right?
>mfmffmfmhhmf
>HAHAHA Kelly said technically we all do so ha!
>... wait what?
>mfmfmfmfmmf fmrmfmfmfm! [Yeah I saw it online, it's called the clit and it's the same as a penis but boys just have bigger ones and they flop around and stuff]
>do not!
>do too, jew!

>aw jeez gals, why, you oughtta stop talking about weiners, or, uh, the other girls are gonna start calling you sluts..
>...
>(fem!stan) oh don't worry, Butters. Besides, people talk about YOU more often than US anyways :)
>oh, neat!
>(Cartman). *pffft, dumbass*
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>>131453889
Oops I meant marjorine.
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>>131453889
>>131453928
heh, i love it
no reason why fem Butters cant be called Butters anyway, her real name is probably a feminine version of Leopold
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Made for _____
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>>131454231
bonding over not getting Stan's cock because hes busy bleaching Token
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>>131445924
>>131446173
Trans Rights
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>>131454231
Cartman
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>>131454245
no you
you missed the point anon
you missed it
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Wondering if they ever cheated on each other
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>>131454241
>implying it's not Token the one who's blacking Stan
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>>131454354
ask Nichole
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>>131454231
Cartman
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>>131454376
>>131454282
im pretty sure anon asked about Kyle too, not just Wendy
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>>131454157
Hmm. Maybe Leah.
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>>131454331
Probably not. Tweek is paranoid and attached to Craig, Craig is pussywhipped for Tweek. With his dick.
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>>131454331
They've been in relationship for 40 years so they've tried at least switching at some point. Who knows if Craig has a cuckolding fetish and likes watching Tweek getting gangbanged.
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What did Cartman mean by this?
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>>131454714
hes
1. a little kid who naturally perceives sex and sexuality as something funny and embarrassing that can be used to mock someone
2. an obsessive person
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yeah im done
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>>131454714
>he foretold Kyle x Kyle 2
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>>131454790
god you got that saggy jewish body down perfectly
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>>131454660
I like how you think anon
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>>131454580
I want a relationship like theirs so much...
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>>131454416
Yes and
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>>131455003
i swear their relationship is nothing like any of that people make it out to be in canon, theyre just two elementary schoolers who hold hands idk why mfuckers act like its a fairytale romance
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>>131454714
>cartman doodling kyle and drawing little hearts around kyle is canon
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well gnight fellas
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>>131455038
Nah, they objectively have the sweetest relationship in South Park and it's not just because they look cute while holding hands.
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>>131454714
He has a sexual obsession with Kyle but not a romantic one
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So I did end up reading my holocaust AU kyman fic to my polish grandpa with dementia who lived through WW2 but he didn’t know what was going on for most of it and forgot who I was a few times. He also pooped in the minifridge we bought for him.
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>>131455132
... what?
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>>131455132
Anon why?
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real talk, why does it seem like women think absolutely every boy grows up to have an alternative adsthetic or grows out their hair/does their nails/start wearing some kinda subculture fashion clothing
cause that seems to be the case with a lot of older sp kid fanart, they all deliver the notion that "theyre older now" by making them alt
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>>131455723
Because they're women and women are way more fashion centric than males.
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>>131455756
but whats this meme of "boy grows up, immediately adops alt fashion"
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>>131455189
I think I explained myself pretty clearly.
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>>131455766
its probably the fact that
1. girls go thru this process much more often than boys do, so they have a skewed idea of how often this happens
2. many girls like to see boys they like as cute and harmless, and implying them being normie normington "avarage males" was just a case of them being kids and theyre now exploring their "true self" is how they go about it
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>>131455766
Because women love fashion and most don't actually care about writing men accurately because they're doing it for self fulfillment. Why do you think so many actual girls don't seem to act like actual females? Because the writers are writing them how they wish women were not how they actually are. It's the inverse with SP, the boys are written the way that women wish men were.
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>>131455776
no anon im going to need EXTENSIVE DETAIL on this
you cant just drop this bomb on us and run
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>>131455808
>Why do you think so many actual girls don't seem to act like actual females?

*so many anime girls don't act like actual females
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>>131455825
anime is a bad example because anime guys dont act like actual men either, usually within the same series, anime is often hyperbolic and ridiculous
but im not asking "why women dont write men correctly"- the answer is obvious, they dont get them because theyre not them
im asking why they make specific choices, what is it thats different between men and women that causes them to believe this
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You DO have a friend group like the kids in South Park, right anon?...
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>>131455871
Because women like fashion and think coming up with fashion is fun. Why do you think dress up games are so popular with them? I've said it three times and I'm not going to say it again.
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>>131455884
i dont even have a friend
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There had better not be any moids in this thread.
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>>131455976
what are you gonna do about it wo*man?
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>>131456037
I'm going to do nothing.
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>>131456062
we should do something
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anyone wanna make out?
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>>131455884
used to, except all my best friends hated each other and would fight for my attention. Eventually I just hung out with the ones who would buy me more shit. I hate myself for abandoning my other friends, but i think we ended on okayish terms.
So basically, I was a Clyde who had a Scott and a Stan for a friend, I ended up choosing Scott.
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>>131455766
Alt fashion looks sexy and fags are hot.
t. woman
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every man (and woman) looks hottest in a mullet, crago shorts and socks with sandals and you cant prove me wrong
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>>131456070
Let's draw south park characters with our eyes closed in ms paint
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>>131456137
sounds fun but im in bed already
you should tuck me in and give me goodnight kiss
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>>131454790
i wanna squeeze them
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Goodnight
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Made for _____
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>>131456137
surprisingly pretty good
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>>131454790
I'm almost ashamed how much I unironically love this theory, please tell me I'm not alone on this
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>>131456137
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>>131456102
Sounds more like you were a Sophie who had a Scott and a Kenny for a friend kek
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>>131455723
The girls in question are fangirls. Normal women don't think that. It's laughable seeing "older sp au" just making them goth.
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>>131456321
I was the one that accidentally created it and I hate it because I was just shitposting. I don't want to be associated with this autism.
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>>131456406
Too late anon, you're in
Really tho it's okay you don't have to be apart of this, but people do seem to like it
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>>131456405
I've seen a teenager AU where Kenny is a mtf or something, Stan is a weeb loser, Cartman a ledditor and Kyle is the chaddest of them all but still a fag
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Some of you guys have utter shit tastes, be it in the form of shitposting or not
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>>131456339
this knocked the wind out of me
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>>131456451
why do girls like to claim Kenny more than any other boy in South park?
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>>131456507
because the thought of girl Kenny suffering bizarre and gruesome deaths make my tits jingle
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>>131456507
Is he more popular than Kyle with fangirls? I would say it's tied between the two of them at least in the amount of fanart I've seen.
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>>131456507
Are you asking why he's often the target of dumb trans headcanons? or why does he have so many fangirls? If it's the former, the answer is Princess Kenny
>>131456534
Yeah, Kenny and Kyle have the most fangirls, closely followed by Craig
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>>131456507
Because of princess kenny
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>>131456634
The reason why Kyle is so beloved by fangirls is actually pretty funny because it's kind of racist when you think about it.
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>>131456739
I think girls just dig the tsundere archetype, he's popular with them for basically the same reasons as England from Hetalia
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>>131456881
It's more than that although you're not wrong, he's the only "non-white" of the main boys aside from Token, and fujos issues with black characters is a whole other conversation, so he's seen as "exotic". There are so many fanfictions that describe him as being exotic and fetishize his Jewishness.
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>>131456918
jews are exotic? news to me i live in new york
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>>131456934
To the Japanese yes they are.
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>>131456523
Why?
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>>131453569
You know the implication since we read left to right is Gravity Falls Bitch is turning into Kyle but in my heart I feel like that isn't right but that could just because over 90% of the transformation fetish art I look at has a male----> female because a "straight" guy commissioned it
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>>131454245
NO she is a girl and has been a girl the whole time!
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>>131457220
No this was one was actually done by a girl and she commissioned another one of herself turning into Kyle.
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>>131454714
>Cartman saw Kyles Mom straight shotaing Butters and never told anyone
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>>131457186
I like girls facing harsh realities
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>>131457186
Girls are into more fucked up things than you'd think. Ask any of the femanons here.
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>>131454790
NICEEEEEEEE
>>131456321
I unironically love it too!
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>>131457272
Wait I thought OP was asking why girls were into Kenny being mutilated, I misunderstood, sorry.
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>>131455884
I don't have a single friend!
I do try! I do go outside and talk to 3D people and tell them they have "awesome nails" or "I love your shirt".
But I still live with my father [He needs me] and he moves every year or so, so it makes it hard to form a lasting friendship.
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>cousin Kyle wanted to hang out so badly with Kyle 2 because she also thought she was a girl but upon learning he's actually a boy finds him boring
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>>131456137
MIGHTY KEK
it was Butters
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>>131457272
Oh she's /ourgirl/, I'm the same way. Crying boys are so cute.
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Why is Kyle such a stick in the mud?
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>>131457604
Kyle is /outgirl/
we all keep getting mistaken for dudes even though we are cis females
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>>131457759
Look at mother, it’s genetic.
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>>131457759
Will they be present at the concert like pic related?
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I’m so sad Aisha nuked her DA and all her art was lost.
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>>131456137
I was tucked in bed ready to go to sleep but couldn't resist
Stan looks surprisingly good
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>>131456934
I would say that Jews are white. At least Kyle’s kind (akenzehki) are.
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>>131456137
he fucking ascended
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>>131457392
OK I thought I would try again but with a physical pen and paper and it worked out a bit better
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>>131459646
kek nice, at least its more Butters shaped now
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>>131458703

>stan, get yuor ass out here and helo me makethis DANK WEED ("marijaujna") with me

>dad, what even IS it with y,ou and tge WEED, bro. It's like your we're broad side school fed up the bone bulge...

> (Randy) (he is turnting aroud to look at san) "You insuferible retart... ugh. God, just... son, ur such a fu ckign prude loser. I need you to come here and sit over here on thus chiar and make this awsome weed already.. damn!
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>>131459285
>I would say that Jews are white

/pol/ would have a lot to say about this.
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>see someone on tumblr who always complains people don’t draw Kyle “Jewish enough”
>only draws art of him with a comically large nose

Actual kek
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>>131460373
lmao i love you
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>>131460552
Thanks. I'm bored as fuck and on pain killers since I can't have dentist work done for 3 months and my mouth is killing me so I'm actually gonna try and draw out that greentext as a classic sbahj parody comic. Shitposts like that are the only kind of thing I genuinely enjoy making. Stay tuned basically
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When did you start shipping your main South Park ship and why?
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>>131460671
After reading that Board/Amorous fanfiction. Shit was mad comfy and an unforgettable experience
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>>131460671
Years ago because a friend recommended it to me
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so what's going on dudes anything i should be concerned about
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>>131461628
Kyle I need you to fuck Cartman or you'll die. Also your cousin has tits
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What would Matt and Trey think of Kyman if they knew about it?
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im bored
anyone wanna cyber
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found some twitch account thats constantly streaming sp
https://www.twitch.tv/qipirdor
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Thread always dies at this time of night.
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>>131462229
Well yeah, burger anons are going to sleep while eurofags are waking up and maybe getting ready for work.
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>>131462275
but now im all alone.
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good morning frens
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>>131462537
im here! ^_^
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>>131460461
Kyle is clearly supposed to be Ashkenazi, theyre the jews with the softest festures, usually light or red hair, most of them dont even have big noses..
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>>131446695
Maybe if we had a time machine.
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how are we doing this morning bros
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post images like this
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pretty cool our boys bought this place

https://youtu.be/S6k26GDq9_0
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>>131462626
I went there when I lived in Denver eight years ago and I didn't shit for THREE DAYS. Also the walls in the caves were covered in boogers, Fuck Casa Bonita
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>>131462579
>ashkeNAZI Jews

Hmm
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>>131462641
ok but i bet the cave divers were sweet right
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>>131462648
wtf is that real??
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>>131462641
>boogers
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>>131457759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoUqh5q--MY
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I dare you to say one nice thing about Kyle 2.
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>>131462741
he has a nice hat
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ginger boys are hot
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>>131462741
I have looked up TONS of aged up porn of him
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>>131462741
i hear he has a really hot cousin
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Why is Kenny the only one in his family who isn't covered in dirt?
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if Trey told Matt he was gay for him early would Matt have married him, or are they never meant to be?
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>>131462937
i think Matt is actually just straight, he was on the 'haha bro lets be pretend gay' meme back when it was big, but now that they matures i think he doesnt find it funny anymore
and Trey mightve realized its
a tad more than a joke
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>>131449657
Based drawfag honoring the Hermaphrodite Clyde lore
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>>131449807
Kyle Squared
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>>131462794
Kyle is not for lewd!
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>>131462935
He always gets a clean new state, so he' never dirty for long
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>>131462970
how often is he reborn? about every week or so? id say thats more often than a normal person should shower, even moreso when it comes to his family
but he doesnt die anymore does he, so whats the point
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I didn’t get banned for my Mr. Hanky art.
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>>131462990
really? did it even get deleted before prev thread died?
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Rate em:
Ditto Disaster - 7/10
Wild Oranberries - 6/10
Lavender Town - 5/10
Typomaniac/Rare Candy - 4/10
Out in the Reign - 3/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl0X9BzsgTo&list=PLEfDln1it4CiZToKsy9VtXo9Kz9RxWNcY&index=7
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>>131462990
>>131463014
the thread is currently in the archive and its STILL UP >>131437558
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>>131463019
I have never seen a single episode of Brickleberry I did however watch a lot of Family guy when I was 12
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>>131455038
It's not a fairytale romance, it's pretty much opposite of it since their problems are so mundane and similar to all real life couples. That's why people like them, because they can overcome those troubles together and they complete each other.
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>a lot of the Japanese see South Park as representative of American life and culture

So this must be how it feels when western weebs see Anime as representative of Japan…
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>>131463311
yeah... do people really think that 'not being familiar with a culture and therefor basing your ideas of it on the media it produces' is purely an american phenomena?
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I love Gashi-Gahi’s art style like you wouldn’t believe.
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>>131463356
ooo cute, do they have a twitter or some other account?
>that towelie
s stop
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How would you remake/reboot South Park, /co/?
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reminder that Towelie is a 17 y/o twink
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>>131463381
>make them kids again, bring back all the dead characters and return all the old characterization, basically make it seasons 4-6 again
idk why they felt the need to change things, i still have plenty of writing ideas for those seasons
also as for Scott
>make his dad canonically a cuntboy who got impregd by Liane's big canon herm cock
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>>131463377
He has a DA but that is the only SP fanart he’s done. I just really love his style.
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>>131463381
Scott being the villain in this made no sense. His beef was with Cartman not the rest of the boys.
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>>131463329
To me, a non American, every American city is either New York, San Francisco or LA. Maybe Vegas if you want a flashy casino city.
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>>131463311
South Park is pretty good representative of how gen X sees American culture though, and it's great way to get introduced to the 90s lifestyle in USA. The show used to focus heavily on pop culture consumed by gen X and how Americans are obsessed with celebrities, and there are several happenings that happened in real life (Heaven's Gate or NAMBLA for example). Like Mr. Garrison in the early seasons doesn't teach about random celebrity gossip in his class just because he's a bad teacher, but because it shows how Americans are more interested in celebrities than good quality education. And in general the whole "broship" thing between the boys while the adults are stupid or terrible/distant parents was very typical experience for young people of that era, when divorce rates started going higher and you started valuing your connections with friends more than connections tied with blood. If anything the friendship between Matt and Trey is the best example of this as they clearly became a one type of family unit of their own when they were in college.
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>>131463444
>New York, San Francisco or LA. Maybe Vegas if you want a flashy casino city.
>mfw I have been to every one of these and much more

Major cities aren’t really a good indication of what most of the country is like because they’re tourist spots catered around merchandising to said tourists.
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>>131463444
i think one of the reasons the japanese love sp so much is because they can ignore the politishitting, they dont get american le current events
i mean, even if youre a europoof you might not get all of them, but youre still close enough to america culturally and know the language well enough to be influenced by it. im not american but im still sick of hearing about orange man for the past several years
but japan is very disconnected from that thru a massive cultural and language barrier, so they dont get as annoyed by hearing about it all the time, which, imo, is the reason why people hate modern politics so much more than the old stuff- politics and news used to spread more slowly, youd only hear about something once or twice before sp took a relatively new spin on it. whereas now, by the time it gets to south park, youve already got your piss worth of gaff about it and sp touching on it feels less shocking and current and more 'uuugh, figured this would happen EVENTUALLY....'
japan doesnt experience this as hard yet, not fully understanding american politics is a virtue
theyre essentially doing what were doing- coping using cute kids and absurdist humor, what sp does best, except they dont need to cope, they just do
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>>131463510
I can also confirm that having to constantly hear about American politics makes America a lot less appealing of a country. So maybe you're onto something about the Japanese americaboos.
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>>131463510
You're forgetting that most Japanese SP fans are otaku, nerds, and the special trait of nerds is that they want to know everything about the thing they're obsessed with. So if that means learning about some current event in America, they will do it. In my experience the foreign fans are more aware of these things than American viewers who refuse to learn new things and also they get easily hurt when the topic comes too close so it can't always be viewed from very neutral and objective point of view.

Like the point of Tweek x Craig isn't that whether Tweek and Craig are gay or not, it's 1. poking fun at TV shows and movies having gay romance just to be progressive, 2. poking fun at American education and how Americans don't even know the difference between Japan, Korea and China let alone know about their politics and history. But many Americans seemed to miss the second point and just focused on "are they gay or not" when the episode came out.
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I was actually surprised when I learned that Colorado was smack bang in the middle of the US. I always thought it was gonna be one of those states right at the top that border Canada, because of how snowy it always was shown to be in South Park. That, and in Stick of Truth you just had to walk north up the map for a bit to get to Canada.
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>>131463583
but thats the thing- even if theyre LEARNING about american politics, its not the same as hearing about it
reading about, say, the 45th president from an objective standpoint or even the cultural impact of it isnt the same as hearing about le orange man fifty times a day
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>>131463594
>because of how snowy it always was shown to be in South Park.

It’s because it’s so high in altitude. Depending where you are, most Colorado weather is insane. One time it went from 70 F to snowing within two hours and it hailed in the summer sometimes.

T. Lived in Colorado
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>>131463583
>>131463595
its also the same reason why a culture isnt going to discuss its own culture
americans arent going to be as interested in a commentary about america because
well they live it
theyre going to be more interested in the tv parody and the actual in-universe canon
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>>131463620
That sounds like escapism, but that's probably why Americans got so obsessed with feel-good superhero movies too.
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Hi Euros, I’m just a burger that’s up late.
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>>131463311
I mean, to be fair, it’s pretty accurate. Granted, highly exaggerated but still pretty accurate.
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>>131463640
its not even escapism as much as its normal to be more curious about other cultures than the one you live in
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how are you all doing today?
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>>131464656
i'm so hungry you guys, i'm marvin stravin right now
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>>131464673
anyone else?
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>>131464810
I'm eating oreos at 8 am because I have nothing else
I get you anon, I'm constantly starving
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>>131464656
woke up at 9am then somehow napped till 13pm
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@adhdhds
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Woke up at 8 and now its 10. I'm hungry and plan to eat junk food or sth before going to work this afternoon. Probably toast & ice cream or something, idk. Maybe work on my shitty sbahj dudeweed drawing, I just feel kinda empty,, going with the flow of things as life moves on. I have shit to worry about but I'd rather not think about it.

I love chatting about south park with you guys though, so I hope today's topic is interesting.
caption: 0A0SP
>(0A0) SP
Kek
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>>131455884
yeah and mine is the main 4’s because we bond over making fun of people
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>>131466100
good morning friend, love you too
im currently painting and waiting for potates to cook
>work on my shitty sbahj dudeweed drawing
please elaborate
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Comfy bros if you're ever feeling down, or are in a difficult situation, just think to yourself;
>What would CHAD Stone do?
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>>131466397
>What would Matt Richard Stone do if he was here right now?
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>>131466397
jokes aside i do sometimes ask myself that, but usually in regard to pic rel
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>>131466515
>What would Hank Hill do?
Or
>What would Matt Stone do about Hank Hill.
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>>131462937
I think Matt isn't gay, but if Trey had come clean sooner it wouldn't be so awkward now. Can you imagine telling your friend and work partner of two decades that you're actually gay/bi after having joked about finding him hot multiple times to the point he was in on the joke? He could be as accepting as you want but he'd probably still be a little uncomfortable, wouldn't you? It's just sad though, I think Trey should still come clean. To be honest I don't think he realized when he was younger, and then later on he was too embarrassed to say so he kept quiet, but now with yet another divorce, you have to wonder if maybe there's something more there. I think eventually we'll know, whether he has to state he's heterosexual or he comes out, there will come a point where he says something.
I hope so at least.
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>>131466447
>When Matt Stone was writing for Southpark back in season four-
>He wrote some of the best humor we ever heard so far
>When Matt Stone was in that hot tub with his bestest friend
>he reached down into both their pants and gave his pal a hand-
>So what would Matt Richard Stone do if he was here right now?
>he'd write good jokes and he'd voice them too- that's what Matt Richard Stone would do
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>>131466566
I genuinely think Trey is at least, to some degree, bi. even if he likes women, he doesnt strike me as the kinda person to live a lie and marry a beard, he probably likes em plenty, but i fully believe he
1. likes men as well
2. is more compatible with men, or at the very least dominant people, because hes a sub thru and thru
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>>131466633
Exactly, that's what I was getting to, he likes women, I can confidently say that, he is attracted to them, but... he's not that compatible with them. Him having nerdy interests and being overall a meek person (a sub as you said) means most girls won't be a fit match for him because they either don't have his type of tism or expect him to be your typical manly man.
He's a self admitted slut but I can see he wants to settle down now, and girls are more than just a pretty body you can have sex with. He has to find a partner that he gets along with, no matter their gender. And no his ex wives and girlfriends weren't beards, if anything I think he liked them more than they liked him and he has suffered a lot of heartbreak because of it. He's strikes me as the emotional type who really falls in love with their partner and gets attached. Maybe even a romantic.
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>>131466707
Trey just needs masculinity
it doesnt matter if it comes from a man or a woman- but he needs someone masculine to take care of him, dominate him and ultimately complete his more feminine personality
theres a reason why feminine and masculine people go so well together, and its something you see even in same-sex couples
yknow what they say, opposites attract
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>>131466767
And that's why he gets along so well with Matt, it's just much more rare to find a masculine girl that's also straight
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>>131466825
god i would love to fill that role in his life
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>>131466835
Same here, but I selfishly want to see him get with a man even more, that would be crazy
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>>131466896
oh ill be his man
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Some of you guys are weird as hell
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>>131466967
this is normal
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i love u guys
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i was gonnna paint today but i think i drank to mmuch and i ncan actively frel me brain refusong to work with me hands so what are you lot up to
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>>131466835
none of the femanons in this thread are masculine enough for Trey. you talk a big game but you’d all roll over in the stiff breeze of Matt’s chad jew stride.
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>>131466967
That's why we all come here
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>>131467082
maybe not on our own but if we all work together we can fuck the cute slut into submission
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>>131467082
I might be but I’m only interest in women irl and only like Trey as a creator.
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Good morning to my cute and obedient wife trey parker, who knows I always treat him right no matter how much I bully.
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>>131467181
good morni g to you and your beautiful gayy wif e who dreerves all theg g
gentle bullying

and good afternoon to nmy sweet cutesy litltl s husbands im gonna cuddle both of em today
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>>131467212
Yes good afternoon drunk nathanfriend to you and your husbandos, I'm glad you haven't forgotten Timmy.
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>>131467228
fu k wh
i love him and im sorry i dont cuddle him as much as i hsould
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Who has suffered more, Kyle or Butters?

Actually better question, would you rather go through everything Kyle has gone through in the show or everything Butters has gone through in the show? You must pick one.
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>>131467321
Kyle only suffeirns thru this own doigng
Butters suffering is domrstic and a result of having shite parent s and an onfutnere life
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>>131467354
I’m saying that you have to the choice to go through everything that either one of them has been through and you must pick. Which is it?
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>>131467321
I pick Butters solely for the sake of HumancentIpad, everything else Kyle has gone through I could power through but that’s where I draw the line
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>>131467403
Yeah eating shit is really bad for you. The movie is pretty inaccurate because you can’t survive eating poop and the centipede would have been dead within two days.
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>>131467385
Kyle
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They’re all hot except for old Cartman.
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>>131467646
Out of main 4? The only one who's hot is Kyle and Stan if you're into pitiful middle-aged washed up men (or basically a treyfag)
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I had another Trey related dream where he was my dad and he was really nice and we watched tv together on the couch and he hugged me as he explained random industry stuff related to what we were watching, like fun facts about his work.
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>>131467686
I find Kenny hot because I would absolutely ride Jeff Bridges in his prime.
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>>131467646
>Kyle pulled off an ugly duckling situation

Cute
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>>131467646
>kyle became the hottest of the four
Oh irony, how did Matt do it?
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>>131467795
>how did Matt do it?

By marrying a Black woman.
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>>131467730
>ugly ducking
He's canonically one of the 5 cutest boys from the class despite the jewfro
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>>131467730
kek I love this fanart
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>>131468761
Fluffy haired Kyle >>> Straight hair anime Kyle
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>>131468130
Didn’t someone figure out what the actual list was before it was altered so that Bebe could get shoes and he’s pretty high up?
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>>131469356
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>>131469382
>Jimmy that low
>below Stan, Bradley and Jason
fake and gay I dont believe it
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>>131469382
>Jason that high
>Kenny and Tweek that low
Only top 5 makes sense, everything below is weird (aside from Cartman being at the very bottom kek)
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>>131469405
Jimmy is one of my favorites but anon he’s a cripple and girls that age wouldn’t have a crush on a cripple.
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>>131469422
Jimmy is a chad, him being a cripple doesn't change that fact
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>>131469405
Lol what? for a crippled kid with lazy eyes, Jimmy is pretty high.
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>>131469426
Cripplefucker you are biased and ignoring reality at the moment.
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>>131469426
>chad
that's mostly a meme
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Reminder.
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>>131469433
>at the moment
he's always biased and ignoring the reality
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>>131469461
>butters
>'Eric' in 2nd place
>not even 'Cartman', but ERIC
its canon
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>>131469486
>Butters is only #3 for Cartman

It’s one-sided crush.
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>>131469405
He's above tweek
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>>131469461
does Stan really say Cartman's name more than Kyles?
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>>131469623
>2nd place
>3rd place
nah its pretty mutual
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>>131469782
Everyone says Cartman’s name the most aside from Randy.
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>>131469486
Only Stan, Kyle and Kenny call him Cartman
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>>131469852
thats because Cartman is ironically more loved by other kids than he is by his own friend group
Jimmy is his best friend, Butters likes him, Wendy wants to smash... hes actually more popular with other kids than he is with the main 4, he prob just doesn't wanna hang out with em because he percieves them to be uncool
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>>131446338
heh
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>>131469917
theres something fun about Kyle's nerdy, stereotypical, lame cousin telling him off
it's fun seeing a twat get put in their place by someone whos seemingly weaker than them
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>>131468130
Kyle has always been good looking the problem is his personality.
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>>131469461
>Cartman and Kyle have each others name as #1
I'm not even a Kymanfag but holy shit
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Threadly reminder that Kyle <3< Cartman is canon.
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>>131470077
That's pretty weird considering that his mom is a fat ugly bitch and his dad looks like a stereotypical jew
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>>131470319
Recessive genes.
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>>131469461
>kyle says the name of a piece of shit more than his other friends
what an asshole
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>>131470360
You don’t understand, Anon. Kyle is just as obsessive over Cartman as he is over him but he won’t admit it.
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>>131466342
I'm drawing
(>>131458703 >>131460373 >>131460670 )
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>>131470457
i really wnanna see what u dr ew w todya mate
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>>131468975
BWAAAA LOOK AT THE STRIPE!!!!!
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>>131470457
let's redraw Scott Malkinson as one of these pinterest black hoodie character pics
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>Kyle still antagonizes Cartman after he watched him feed a teenager his parents

Is he insane?
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>leave /comfy/ to check out the state of /co/ and other boards
>m*ds are basically asleep and spam is rampant across the site
What the fuck, there was a pruning spree like 3 days ago and now this? Why is this site so shit now?
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>>131470762
i hope we can get a comfy thread in after this one goes down before theyre back in full fume
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>>131469901
It's proven time and time again that Cartman's friends hold him back and the Post Covid specials only cemented that fact.
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>>131470803
would Cartman be better off hanging out with Jimmy, Butters and Wendy?
JImmy can teach him to relax and take a joke, Butters can ease him down a little and teach him some sensitivity, and Wendy will teach him some humility and give him a romantic relationship that isnt a shitshow like Heid since theyre both fit for eachother
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>>131470677
not as insane as Heidi who thought she could fix him. But the difference between Kyle and Scott is that Scott's only motivation was humiliating Cartman and then knocking him while he's down just for a silly laugh. Kyle just wants Cartman to do better and would rarely kick him while he's down. Those 20 dollars were symbolic and the fact that Scott burned them Infront of Cartman, showing that his entire effort to earn them back were never going to mean anything, meant that the only option was either burn something of Scott's that he loved or walk away knowing he utterly lost and ate shit in doing so. Kyle wouldn't burn money Infront of Cartman, so the games would continue
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>>131470833
Jimmy yes. They have similar senses of humor and Jimmy can take jokes at his expense while also bantering back just as hard.
Butters is a general buttmonkey, but he's been growing a spine, so yeah, it would work.
Wendy would keep that relationship so deep in the shadows that no one can judge her for it and so she'll never get caught lowering herself to his level.
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>>131469901
>>131470803
remember that Kyle is the problem, not Stan or Kenny. every single one of the main boys improves when Kyle is out of the picture.
>Stan
Too submissive and attached to Kyle for his own good. Became a wreck when removed from him, is now starting to heal and become his own person after snapping at him betraying the group, replaced him with Tolkien and is, in general, doing much better.
>Cartman
Post Covid. He's been humbled so much by now all he wants is to keep his friendships alive.
>Kenny
To date, Kyle has been the only one to make him cry, Jew boy almost ruined his friend group and he didn't know how to save it because Kyle /was/ a part of the friend group.
>Butters
Only got aggro and pissy when Kyle said something in Going Native. Kyle just pisses him off constantly
>Every other person in town
Who actually likes Kyle lmao, his own dad hates him
MAYBE Ike but that's because Ike is the only one Kyle shows any semblance of affection and loyalty towards
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>>131469901
>Jimmy is his best friend
Delusional shipfag detected; they're on friendly terms for sure but calling them best friends? Cartman didn't even knew what's his last name.
>Butters likes him
Stockholm syndrome
>Wendy wants to smash
That was a one time thing and I say this as someone who likes Candy

No one likes Cartman aside from Kenny (who's mostly tolerating him), Butters (for reasons stated above) and Jimmy (they're definitely not very close though)
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>>131467646
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
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>Chudman fags getting uppity again
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>>131470948
Anon… you really hate Kyle don’t you?
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>>131470948
Cartman get off 4chan
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>>131471019
>>131471003
>Kylefags immediately rushing to Cuckyle's defense
I'm stating cold hard facts, I don't hate Kyle. you're trying to trivialize my point because you act like Kyle.
now why Trey makes Matt's self-insert such an asshole to the point it worsens everyone else around him is beyond me, but I can only guess it's a hint of jealousy and salt.
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Do I make you SEETHE anon?
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>>131470966
>Cartman didn't even knew what's his last name.
thats not a sign of their relationship, thats just a trait of Cartman himself
hes a twat with everyone, and Jimmy gives him shit for it because hes also not pussyfaggot, but the two are clearly mates
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>>131470948
>>131470966
>Kyle and Cartman are both assholes that nobody likes and should be kept away from the others

Yes that’s why I ship them
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>>131446928
i guess were officially done with this drawboard so, heres what we got so far
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>>131471074
Haha imagine if Kyle was a girl while saying this.
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>>131471133
based Ramon cameo
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>>131471133
>not a single Stan
Must I do everything myself
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>>131471167
yes.
do it.
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>>131471191
give me the link.
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>>131471106
Almost everyone gives him shit when needed, that doesn't mean anything. I didn't deny they're friends, it's just that they're not as close as you want them to be.
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>>131471202
here >>131446928
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>>131471133
>shitty kyle cousin meme mostly shilled by cripplefucker
as i thought
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>>131471243
quit seeing cripplefuckers everywhere like theyre boogeymen.
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>>131471283
yeah, it's the Treyniggers you need to target instead
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Which episode would you rewrite which you feel like it was the weakest or with just a few changes it could had been drastically improved?
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>>131471283
okay cripplefag
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>>131471322
Fish sticks.
Crippled Summer.
Ginger Cow.
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>>131471353
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>>131471322
get rid of Incel Butters in the serialization seasons
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remember that week or so when some faggot tried forcing the "Bebe is an egg" meme
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>>131471400
how is it any different from what you guys usually come up with?
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>>131471483
bebe isn't a shota therefore we don't like this meme
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>>131471483
it was literally forced and autistic
i know you all like to call every meme "forced", but usually it at least comes from a genuine idea and is shared by several people who have fun with it

this was literally just one guy setting out to create a meme complete with unbelievably autistic graphics and charts
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>>131455884
i wish...
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>>131471400
remember the "Cartman is transmasc" one-chromosome dude
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>>131471664
he still owes us a picture of his balls
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>>131471611
>making up excuses to prove that my autistic sense of humor is better than other autists
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>>131471364
I was wondering why you put Crippled Summer there and then I rewatched it ...
https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/lxnxlb/south-park-crippled-summer-season-14-ep-7

Yeah ... could have did without the Towelie plot that has nothing to do with the Nathan/Jimmy plot and I could have did without all the informational intermissions that pause the action.
I think Crippled Summer is one of those episode that could be far better if someone edited it, just like Ultimate Spiderman that pauses the video for a fucking gag every few minutes or even seconds.
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>>131471400
But anon... jews are dirty genestealers and Bebe does have the forehead of an egg which you can play tic-tac-toe on till she cracks and a chick comes out. Same way Kanye West is a gay fish.
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>>131471714
yeah it is.
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>>131471841
fuck off horseshagger, we don't want jrannies to be onto us again
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>>131471841
i agree, but why post a pony? you’re just gonna get removed
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>>131471901
>you’re just gonna get removed

Maybe that’s what I want.
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>>131471841
You disingenuous little faggot
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Do you prefer it when the (Boys) are the popular kids/leaders of their grade or is it better (and more relatable to (You)) if they’re complete outcasts nobody cares for? Explain your answer.
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Euro hours are better
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>>131471965
I do not care about any of the other kids aside from them and Butters. The rest of them are just plot devices that are used for whatever the story ks
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>>131471980
>t. Kenny
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>>131471965
They were never complete outcasts like the goths and Nathan/Mimsy, they're somewhere in the middle of the social hierarchy.
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>>131471322
I was actually thinking about how you could make the streaming wars episode work in the alternate timeline where tegridy stopped being a thing at the end of it's first season/tegridy never existed.

The general plot would pretty much be the same, there are water shortages so land up in South Park is becoming more appealing. Tolkien's dad is rich, and realises he owns land with a stream through it after the water commissioner tells him. Then you get Stan and Tolkien who can just be hanging out because they are friends start making the boats, as well as for other people in town who would own streams like that farmer guy.

After that the plot could mostly play out the same with the rich guy coming and Cartman wanting to get his mom fake tits, as well as the rich guy offering the boys a lot of money to make lots of boats. Randy then only comes in when he as a geologist is investigating the streams in the mountains and notices all the real estate signs, and then all the boats coming down the streams. He finds one of Tolkien's dad's boats and confronts him about it, who is shocked to hear about the water running out and all the land being brought, as his own water back home is starting to run out. He tells Randy that Stan and the boys are the ones making the boats, so Randy goes to Stan and tells him he has to stop making these boats, he takes him to t he rich guy's house and that plays out the same just without the Karen bit. Same with Tolkien's dad confronting Pi Pi.
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>>131472056
it's not really anon's fault, the other kids are criminally underused.
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>>131472238
>the other kids are criminally underused.
That's true, I don't know why M&T focus so much on the adults (relatability is a weak reason imo) when the kids are much more entertaining and popular.
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>>131471133
PERUVIAN PRIDE LMFAO
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>>131472314
is it really that hard to write kid characters, or is it because they're so old they can't remember their childhood now
maybe they should just go back to their roots as 'dark peanuts' and start taking cues from the comics
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>>131472314
Aside from Token, Butters, and Jimmy the kids outside the main boys are boring and only interesting to fujos the adult characters are better
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>>131472410
Trey pls
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>>131470948
I think your analysis is a bit off here.
>Stan
Stan still hangs out with Kyle, he just also has Tolkien to hang out with now. Stan being too submissive and attached is his own problem, not Kyle's, which means it is Stan's issue to sort out. Doesn't mean that Kyle is specifically the problem, because if Stan doesn't fix his attachment issues he'd just become attached to some other kid instead, like Tolkien.
>Cartman
This one I mostly agree with, although you using post covid as an example is interesting which I'll get into in a bit. Also Kyle and Cartman have shown to be able to get along when Stan isn't around, another interesting tidbit.
>Kenny
Kyle did screw things up in the pandemic/vaccination specials, however outside of that he hasn't really done enough to make Kenny hate him and generally is shown to care for Kenny and look out for him, he was hearbroken when Kenny was dying, and tried to help Kenny through his addictions.
>Butters
This one episode where Butters was acting pissy towards everyone besides Kenny is not a really good example. Because he was pissy towards everyone, of course he will also be pissy towards Kyle.

I also want to mention that post covid also showed that when the kids all stuck together, Stan and Kenny ended up living happier lives alongside Kyle. Everyone but Cartman did, really. We also know that Kenny stayed in contact with Cartman, Kyle and Butters but not Stan in the bad future, although this could be because Stan went kinda crazy and burned down the farm leading to his sister and mother's deaths.
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>>131472410
>Token
>not boring

>the adult characters are better
Name 5 good adult characters then
HARD MODE: don't mention dead characters like Chef or forgotten/underused nowadays characters like Jimbo and Ned
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>>131472410
This has to be Trey
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i love butter
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>>131472484
Anon you’re trying to talk to someone with a serious hateboner for Kyle you’re not going to get through to them.
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>>131472515
It’s pretty good on toast.
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>>131472515
A good substitute for oil when you fry stuff
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>>131472921
God I wish that was me
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Not that anon but
>Mr Garrison when he isn't trump
>Mr Mackey
>Mr Slave
>Big Gay Al
>Even city wok guy
5 adult characters I'd say are more entertaining than Tolkien at least, and can oftentimes be more entertaining than Craig, Tweek and Clyde.
>HARDMODE
I assume some of the characters I listed wouldn't work for hardmode (I would have listed Jimbo and Ned otherwise) but most adult characters outside of Randy and Garrison arent used much. I'd personally say that Butters' parents are good characters (not morally good but entertaining) their problem is that they are simply overused, which is a by product of Butters being overused. I also enjoy Kenny's parents, so add them to the hardmode list as well.
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>>131472995
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>>131472486
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>>131472484
>Stan
Don't imply Stan is the problem when Kyle has consistently been a selfish shithead of a friend that Stan's always had to bail out and support starting from Season fucking 1, name ONE time Kyle has come through for Stan without him asking, it's only Stan's problem that he can't break through his loyalty to Kyle because it's been there at the start and through his developmental years and that's rather hard to shake
Stan has his problems but most of them stems from a lack of emotional stability, he NEEDS his friends, ESPECIALLY Kyle, and Kyle clearly isn't up to giving what he needs.
>Cartman
I genuinely can't explain why Cartman and Kyle get along when Stan's out of the picture, it's weird. Maybe they're just birds of a feather at their core - which says more about KYLE than it does Stan.
>Kenny
Doesn't matter how sweet Kyle is with Kenny, Kyle's loyalty is to his family first and his friends second, this CANNOT be disputed. When push comes to shove Kyle chose family over them, and that can't just be brushed aside at all. It puts everything he's ever done for the others in constant question and THAT kind of unknowability, wondering whether Kyle can really be trusted or counted on in a pinch makes Kyle inherently toxic to the friend group and ultimately caused the drift away. Kenny didn't keep in touch with Stan because he was the one who broke the group in the first place because he can't even count on his best friend to support him and he KNOWS this now. Why do you think he's getting a new one?
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>>131472995
All of the characters you listed are good, too bad M&T would rather focus on certain 3-4 adults that are not even that entertaining.
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>>131472995
>5 adult characters I'd say are more entertaining than Tolkien at least, and can oftentimes be more entertaining than Craig, Tweek and Clyde.
they’re more entertaining because the kid characters HAVEN’T BEEN PUT IN A FUCKING SITUATION TO BE ENTERTAINING
they don’t TRY to use them anymore they’re just THERE
if anyone says craig wasn’t funny in the peru band episode IM BUSTING YOUR KNEECAPS
tweek was, is, will be hilarious in every situation
clyde needs to be a horny dumbass in the show more. have you READ his phone destroyer texts? hilarious
tolkien is the only lost cause, and that’s more because of the entertainment climate around blacks
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>>131473303
You are fair on Tweek, back when he was a relevant character he was really funny. But now he just exists to be Craig's boyfriend. Craig was great in the original Pandemic episodes and The Fractured But Whole but outside of that he's just alright. Clyde is alright as well, kinda forgettable at times due to his bland design, but he isn't bad.
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>>131473030
>Maybe they're just birds of a feather at their core -

It’s because they’re meant to be together
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>>131473303
Malding. Randy is funnier than Craig in every way.
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>>131473482
Trey I cant can wait until you’re in your casket old man
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>>131471322
The WoW episode for me. Either dedicate full time to making the lvl 60 bully entertaining by adding tons of Tom & Jerry, Wily E Coyote varied events or kill him off in the first 4-5 minutes and move onto the next plot like clans vs clans or the virus or the boys being in control of the game and Blizzard kneeling before them to change the shitty story or something more creative.
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>>131473030
>>131473303
Please tone down the assburgers
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>>131473482
Craig simply answering 'Peru' when asked where they have been lately in Elementary School Musical is funnier than anything Randy has done and said during the last decade.
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>>131473546
Trey never played a MMO in his life so he doesn't know jackshit about what to write. Even the Minecraft episode was nothing but destructive trolling/griefing. I bet Trey actually was that piece of shit of a kid who did nothing but destroy other's sandcastles in the sandbox and then went ahead and whined "wut did I do, wut did I do, I thought that's how you're suppose to play"
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>>131473600
t. deranged fujo
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>>131473303
this
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>>131473608
>muh fujo boogeyman
I don't even care about shipping so try again
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I’m leaving until the tard goes to bed, this is comfy SP not deranged fujo who hates Randy screams at everyone general



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