Why did he do it
He ate some of Don Rosa's exotic homegrown chiles and went crazy
Guys these threads are (you) machines but only once in a while. This is the third one in like two days
I don't get it. Once I said out loud in a bar that i would fuck Debby so hard she would shit semen all weekends and people didn't seem to mind. Why this comment in particular is so cringe? I don't really use a lot of twitter, I only post my drawings there.
>>130623652because he gets paid by the Wokeist Economic Forum
>>130623652He diddles kids
>>130623652Frank has always been poor at hiding his femdom fetish.
>>130623796Because they were avoiding the weirdo. Online you can interact with them from a safe distance.
>>130623652Request from last thread that I couldn't post before it died
>>130623886not requester but based af
>>130623652Big booty latinas
>>130623652He wanted people to remember Ducktales 2017 ever existed.So really, he succeeded.
>>130623652He masturbates fantasizing about having sex with children and hopes his little “WHAMENCHADS, I KNEEL” simp cry will throw everyone off his scent.
>>130623652How can a duck be a latina?
>>130623652Why did he do ithttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/XUlV2IR_ppcdFnayEhBFnw/
>>130624050DuckTales characters are really humans with outward animal skins.
>>130624032I mean if it only goes as far as rule34 and fantasizing I say leave him alone.
>>130624106But it's funny every time and Frank MUST be reminded of his failure.
>>130624151His femdom fetish is all over the reboot though.
>>130623796Because you were a random fuck yelling something dumb once in a bar, while he was a public figure posting something dumb in a permanent space and attacking his name to it.
>>130623796Because he's a creepy hypocrite.
>>130624106/co/ posts this alot because /co/'s hateboner towards the show is why it spread to the point it's the one thing the show is known for by the greater publicOther day it got 60k likes again on twitter for example
>>130624151It never stops there.Only a matter of time before he gets caught and v&d
>>130624075Based, keep up the good work brother.
>>130624237>Implying that isn't based
>>130623652>''latina'' duck is darker than the other ducksunironically why are liberal animators so racist?t. spic
>>130624075Mm~Gotta love those exotic, homegrown Chiles.
>>130624504so they can say:>"Hey, I'm a good guy for including those dirty non-whites--I mean, POC in my product!! Everybody pat me on the back and tell me how great I am!!"So, basically the same reason for woke culture in general.
>>130624504Frank is a retarded Chicano with a cartoonish and self-assured view of the world.
>>130624403That isn't actually true. There are people who stay at that level. Usually you need sociopathy or psychopathy to go further. Not fair to assume x = y just because you find something creepy.
AAAAAAAAAAAHH MY EGO
>>130623652>>130624565Egochads, how will we EVER recover???
>>130623652>no, but reallyHuh? No one asked, you attention whore
>>130624561You’ll see soon enough
>>130624361I think this tweet and the “Larry, I’m on DuckTales” meme is what the show is mostly known for. The show itself is forgettable.
that's edited, this is the original tweet
>>130623886Thanks mr Rogen for this sneak peek
>>130624486femdomfags should be shot
>>130623652so is this going to be a thing every day now?
>>130623652He also did this.
only OG gosalyn matters. Nu-Gos a shit
>>130625050>sassy>not spicyI thought you said this was the original
>>130626606>Morgana>"Ayden is my king and I have my life in order"
>>130624504Because the terminally online don't view other races as people, just tools.
Whys is Frank such a degenerate?
>>130623652This is not the dumbest tweet he made and later deleted. He just makes retarded tweets just to try to get some twitter points.He also said he hates Donald for being "Too white"
>>130627348I would vote for that argument he had about how he is not white because his grandmother is Cuban and there is no such thing as a white Cuban. Then demanded that he be called Latinx, which sort of spelled out exactly how white he was in the end.
>>130627348>He also said he hates Donald for being "Too white"Then why did he intentionally make every white feathered duck "white" this is the dumbest shit ever.
>>130627348>He also said he hates Donald for being "Too white"For real?
>>130627593That happened around the end of the first season. Frank was having some weird conversation about Donald and he said something like how it always bothered him how Donald was coded too white while other Disney characters could be seen as any race and relatable by viewers.It became a mess and the tweet was deleted
>>130627705What a fuckwad
>>130627705>Donald was coded too white while other Disney characters could be seen as any race and relatable by viewersThen why did he make a tv show starring the most white-coded Disney character of all
>>130626644Oh that’s right you guys don’t have any original thoughts left
>>130627791He was hired to do it because connections. Ducktales was going to be made no matter who was on it and Frank wanted the paycheck.
>>130627791>irish>white>implying Webby wasn't the main character
>>130624106That tweet will forever be the show's legacy and you all know it.
>>130627705This was deep in the middle of Franks whole Twitter based>I'm totally not a white guy! I'm a pasty, pale overweight redhaired tortured marginalized minority too who just so happened to make it into a 6 figure job within a major studio through nepotism, connections, ultra elite college, and connections through a family that were wealthy plantation owners, but fuck the damn white man!
>>130627906He’s Scottish, you twat!
>>130627970Same shit, different potatonigger.
>>130627791Scrooge is Scottish, he is not originally American, like Donald.
>>130627970They come from the same island you retarded moong.
>>130627705>Donald was coded too white while other Disney characters could be seen as any race and relatable by viewersI don't even understand how he came away from the silly duck cartoon with this
>>130627931Goddamn american Cubans have fucking ZERO room to complain about being marginalized minorities as ultra wealthy nobility that were kicked off their island by their own indentured brown servants and plantation workers. Just having a Spanish last name does not make one a super special underprivileged minority that can slap that label on anything they disagree with. Also just having a Spanish last name does not all of a sudden make them into some other race.
>>130628003The post-John Money educational system is one hell of a drug.
>>130628047Not to mention they are the wealthy elite of Southern Florida that currently marginalizes everyone else right now. And have been for 70 years.
>>130627705I could rather say it was an excuse, because Angones didn’t get along well with Tony Anselmo, the voice actor for Donald Duck who has been playing the same character for more than 30 years. Anselmo complained that he could not say a word, so he asked the Nu-Tales crew to help him and would help them correct the text, but Angones and his crew did not care for him and it turned out that Donald Duck was almost unreasonable in that series, although I was able to understand what Donald was saying. One of the reasons why Donald Duck couldn’t be so much in Nu-Ducktales even though they promised that Donald Duck would be one of the main characters of that series but that didn’t happen.
>>130623652I will be surprised if Latino Gosalyn is also there in the Darkwing Duck reboot by Seth Rogen, without Frank Angones knowing.
>>130628550The DW reboot is supposed to be a continuation of the 90's version.
>>130623652this the kind of shit that keeps a man up at night
>>130623886OR here and this is hilarious
>>130626606All he said was that he liked a piece of fanartHow is that controversial?
>>130628748You know, Little Debby, the girl that likes Creme fillings!
>>130628841Everyone thinks this automatically meant Frank was going to make Morgana a fat tumblr dyke so that Drake could start dating Launchpad
>>130628550As another anon said, the new DWD is rumored to be a revival of the original Darkwing. So the characters will all remain the same as they were in the 90s. Maybe they’ll introduce some new OCs, though. It was amusing how much DuckTales 2017 fans despaired over the news, though.
>>130623652That... that look! No... NOOO! MY FRAGILE EGOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>130628597>>130629015oh good that means OG gosalyn will be the same and still not wear pants and have a nice fluffy round butt
>>130623886What about the other request you got?
still a better finale then amphibia
>>130627918This will be the greatest legacy he will leave behind
>>130629556What scenes in the mask are homophobic or transphobic?
>>130631104it didnt mention the mask... where did you get that shit from?
>>130630810>still a better finale then amphibia
>>130631278Another anon years back mentioned that they were talking about the mask.Could have been talking out their ass though.
>>130628597>>130629015Thank God. I'm sick of that grotesque Nu-Ducktales style and that universe. Too bad the Ducktales reboot was not a sequel to the original Ducktales. Hopefully the Darkwing Duck reboot will be great and be better than the Nu-Ducktales.
>>130631578I think the consensus was it was Ace Ventura, not The Mask
>>130632932Fuck. You might be right.
>>130631104i think the comic is referencing ace ventura
>>130635670Yeh, the other anon said something to that effect.I'm not sure if I ever saw it. Just heard a lot of the catchphrases and such when it first debuted. Saw a bunch of ads and such.
>>130627705>>130627737>>130627791>>130627931>>130628003>>130628140>provide no source of proofCancel Culture thread moment
>latinaIts a duck.
>>130636130The tweet is dumb but this is the same series that has a duck with a Scottish accent and can fight off bad guys. A spic duck is where the line is drawn?
>>130623652This man is the cringe source; origin of all cringe and consumer of onions.
>>130636240Yeah everyone knows roosters and parrots are Latinos, it's basic Disney logic.We don't talk about those crows though...
>>130623652He's very into sassy teenage Latinas.
Does anybody have the edit where they replaced the word "ego" with "cock"? It's one of my favorites, but I never got around to saving it.
>>130636708Ah, I missed that somehow lol; thanks a lot, anon
>>130623652I love this image so much.The twitterfag not the sassy duck.
Typical, just put a tan on someone and call it latino without any of the things that makes us special, just the skin
>>130637205its weird how these people wont acknowledge that latinos can be any skin color
>>130637205Oh come on, they probably mentioned family, and tacos at one point. That's a full representation, right?
>>130637205The issue becomes you have two choices1. Make them actually act latino but screamed at how "racist" you are if you ham it up, especially in an over-exaggerated cartoon like this2. Make them act white but with brown paint added to them
>>130637205Would you like her to raise crime rates in her community or lower property values?
>>130637318I am a white latino, I don't fit with the typical "white guy" I am 100% latino and yet some would rather pay attention to a tanned person who barely knows Spanish than me
>>130635985Well let me break out my time machine sos I can go dig up deleted tweets just for you.
>>130637205Yeah that's America. They really and truly do think that there is such thing as a Latin Race. And everyone from any Spanish speaking nation is ambiguously brown.
>>130635985Not only is it in character for Frank but there is a lot of other crap to be mad at him about.
>>130635985>Cancel CultureYou parroting faggot, we have no power here--this has absolutely nothing to do with "cancel culture." Nobody's even calling to cancel the retard in those posts you replied to.
>>130626562It's harder to make mass shooters if you delete driven into the ground outrage threads.
>>130628748Debby-tches on MY DICK
>>130638685You’re saying she destroyed the buffalo shooter’s fragile ego with a look
>>130624310Just because something's on the Internet, doesn't mean it should haunt you forever.Should women who do porn one single time be reminded of it their whole lives?
>>130623652Just imagine how terrible he must feel about losing the Darkwing reboot he was really gunning for the entire time he was working on DT, and having it given to Seth Rogen on top of that.
Do you people really think Seth Rogan would do a better job at a DWD reboot?
>>130624075both are trash, why is that oldfart proud for?
>>130643082At least the old comics were silly enough for a chuckle
>>130641798Better than Fuckwit Frank
Fat balding undesirable white men have only one recourse to get any praise or attention in the modern world:Take shots at fat balding undesirable white men who are rich.
>>130643213Agree to disagree
>>130641798He produced Invincibl so yes.
>>130628140Yeah. Donald's lines being written with specific care taken to make them understandable when read in Donald's voice has been a major thing since the character's creation. Angones was being a faggy fuckwit that not only refused to do this, but also refused to let Anselmo rewrite Donald's lines to be understandable.Primadonna ass.
>>130635670>>130635870Ace Ventura still holds up like a motherfucker. Hilarious movie. Watch it, anon.
This bait is two years old.
>>130641798>Do you people really think Seth Rogan would do a better job at a DWD reboot?
>>130643082>both are trash, why is that oldfart proud for?If you think that Don Rosa comics are horrible, let me tell you that they are very popular in Europe and that even a popular Finnish singer made a composition related to The Life and the Times of Scrooge McDuck. So tell me how miserable Europeans are. One thing is for sure, Americans used to be great with art, today they are a disaster, with some exceptions.
>>130641798It depends, is HE actually writing it or is it like Invincible where it's his studio working on it and other people are way more involved, but he's just in part funding it and occasionally adding things he wants
>>130648627There aren’t a lot of details right now since it likely just started production last year, but my guess is that it’s an Invincible situation.
>>130627791Stepping stone to do the Darkwing Duck reboot he was actually more interested in.
>>130628905Considering how his team really wanted Della Duck to date the female moon alien, and were salty that couldn't happen, that doesn't seem like an unreasonable fear.
>>130641798If Morgana isn't a fatass tumblr dyke I think he's already a step ahead.
>>130631578>Could have been talking out their ass though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbCaptV509g
>>130624106>>130627918What's wrong with it?
>>130627705Huh, not a word I'd ever use to describe Donald.
>>130623652If she didn't have pants, her design would be better
>>130651562Don't know how that picture got there
>>130623652That man rapes kids.
>>130623652Isn’t that the pizza guy who got arrested for pedophile? He looks identical.
>>130651929No it's not. It's perfectly normal to want a Duck loli.
>>130638874Yes. What kind of question is that?
>>130623652>Why did he do itHe's an autistic California Chicano
Bump so you don't have to make another thread.
>>130623652So what's the whole big deal about this? It's Twitter, 99% of people post weird/stupid shit all the time.Or is this a thing that only twitteretards & /co/umblrinas are making a big stink about for no reason?
>>130638207>>130638330>>130638479So you have nothing to back up any claim and you just came here spreading bullshit that can never be proved right at all?soo.....cancel culture moment...
>>130654127That's the showrunner posturing about how woke he is in an awkward way that makes him sound like a creep. /co/ reviles this show so it's no wonder this gets posted every day.
>>130640019I tend to think his sitcom storytelling style is what really ended his chances. Ducktales became notorious for aleways skipping on the adventure and action then focusing an episode on hanging out in the mansion or in the plane. Every episode always had them just come back from a dungeon or temple somewhere and then they get to the plot of game night or sleepover. This happened a lot, in fact they only went to some temple on screen 4 times. They either just finished an adventure, just go to one in the ending credits, or one happened off screen as a cutaway for a few characters like 18 times.His own Darkwing pilot had all the action happen off camera while we focused on Darkwing, Gosalyn and Launchpad chat in the secret lair over and over again.It is very clear Frank is NOT a good fit for an action adventure series. He only wants to do at home sitcom plots and almost always shuns some far off globetrotting adventure or fighting villains, his villains are usually not evil at all or just misunderstood good guys too. It would have been a horrible Darkwing series. He needs to do Quack Pack or Goof Troop. Something that is just an animated sitcom that sticks to the main character's house only.
>>130651373Because you are not chasing Twitter clout with incredibly stupid hot takes.
>>130651562>also half latina>literal spice episode>no love
>>130654547The villains almost never being villains but also friendly happy people might have been a big one. Magica and the Beagle Boys might have worked but almost every single monster or villain of the week turning out to be a friendly neighborly person too just got really old and boring after the 5th time it happened. That kind of thing would really not work out in a Darkwing show.
>>130654547>He needs to do Quack Pack or Goof Troop.Oh please. Angones actually did one episode of Nu-Tales called Quack Pack, with nothing to do with the original Quack Pack series except by name and some poses. Someone may be angry who wants to, and hate the Quack Pack who wants to, but one thing is for sure. The original Quack Pack had great focuses on the relationship between the dynamic relationship between Donald and his nephews and they really saved each other. I have absolutely not seen that happen in Nu-Tales except that it was said that Donald is their best parent on Twitter and his Tumblr blog, without any iteration between Donald and his nephews. Not to mention animation, Daisy and other things. Angones doesn't even know how to do that, mostly he took the worst things from Carl Barks and Don Rosa comics, OG Ducktales, OG Darkwing Duck and Quack Pack without understanding some essential things from those cartoons and comics. As for Goof Troop, he did better, although I doubt he would have guessed that either, given that he wanted to introduce Max Goof as an already married man, much older than HDL.For the rest, you are definitely right.
>>130654648The kindest thing I can say about the show is I adored its take on Magica.
>>130654400>cancel culture moment...Donald Duck is too popular for some Cancel Culture to be performed on him. If they did that, they would only get worse, because Donald Duck is an iconic star after all. What Angones did shows that he wanted to turn all the characters in his Ducktales for himself, including Donald. Originally, Tony Anselmo was not supposed to play Donald Duck, but another actor, but Anselmo is a protected person at Disney, Disney did not allow it, and then it happened that Angones did not want to listen to Anselmo's advice on joining Donald's voice and it happened that Donald was a supporting character. Also see:>>130628140
>>130623652Possibly outrage marketing, possibly ego. Possibly both.
>>130654794He definitely misinterpreted what people want out of a Ducktales show. He is laser focused on character interactions and wacky comedy. While near constantly talking up a big game about how the family is always going on amazing adventures and discovering monsters and wizards every single week, while not actually showing that at all. The series slaps you in the face with constant talk about how they do these things but we never see it. It's always a bait and switch.Either Frank is not personally interested in high adventure at all, or he is not capable of writing it and avoids it whenever he can and only hints that they do these things over and over again to keep audiences interested.
>>130654797>I adored its take on Magica."IM BACK!""THE BODY"yeah I can see the appeal there ;) I would plow her also
>>130654458Just seems like he wants to fuck the duck, what difference is that from the lot of /co/umblrinas in here?
>>130625050AAAIIIIEEEE MY WHITE COCK NOOOOOO!!!!
>>130654984This. You are certainly right. Angones doesn't know how to make a good adventure series, but he certainly doesn't know absolutely anything about Duckverse at all, except maybe Darkwing Duck, although it's one thing to be a fan and another to know the stuff. The only thing Nu-Ducktales did well was solve the mystery surrounding Della Duck, although when she returned home, everything became superfluous. Maybe it’s certainly because they’re not good at writing screenplays since Dana Terrace left the Ducktales project she was working on while showing the first season of Nu-Ducktales. I would also like to mention that Angones and his team were not originally supposed to work on the Ducktales reboot, but other people. Here's what the Ducktales reboot by Joe Pitt was supposed to look like (Pic related). That series would be more based on Carl Barks and Don Rosa comics and Donald and Scrooge would be the main characters, but Disney had other plans and wanted children to be the main focus, so former Gravity Falls writers got involved (which ended), and writers for Wander Over Yonder (including Angones), whose series was canceled. That’s why I can’t blame Angones so much, even though he’s to blame for most of the bad things at Nu-Tales, unlike the Disney management what’s best for the audience to present and just canceled out great ideas. You definitely know the rest of the story. It certainly turned out to be bad to give someone to manage a series that he doesn't know enough about or can't do properly.
>>130638874>starfag asks this questionYou just proved your own theory here, retard.
>>130638903>>130652000>>130655335looks like we have redhats over here
>>130624075Don Rosa was right.
>>130655516There's only one red hat worth mentioning you election tourist.
>>130623652I don't think he was a pedophile but good god this tweet is just embarassing to look at.
>>130623652She was barely in the show
>>130657166That applies to all the cast.
>>130629556This is fucking bullshit. I have never used a controller that had a boop sound
>>130654400Mao Zedong's cultural revolution was cancel culture. This is dunking on a cringey balding 40 something dud.e that shouldn't be allowed around children
>>130659072What does his balding have to do with him being cringey and creepy?
>>130659142Another layer of failure for him to overcompensate for
cartoonist are the most horny people to ever exist
Nu-Tales had really great potentials like actors like David Tennant and Catherine Tate and some mysteries, but in the end they almost ruined everything by focusing too much on nephews and Webby, boring episodes, unnecessary references and too many characters and thus in the end a series that all revolves around Scrooge and Webby, as if they were some superheroes without them being superheroes. And of course Angones ’sick tweets proving how much he has no idea. I hope the Darkwing Duck reboot will be better than Nu-Tales, although I doubt it will be anything particularly great. Disney has only stifled every opportunity for ducks to shine again, as well as canceling particularly great plans like Epic Donald. Luckily, there are Donald Duck comics that I can enjoy, but unfortunately it will take many years to get some good animated adaptation about Donald Duck and Duckverse in general. Yes, Legend of the Three Caballeros is great, but unfortunately due to low ratings, that series will not even win its second season. Fuck you, Disney!
I wish this thread had more creative people in it
>>130629098The only good post in this thread
>>130662456You can be one. Writing is well within anyone's grasp.
>>130663436Okay then, write something
>>130629556Bros which movie is she watchingIt has to be a kid's movie from the 90's
>>130665821its ace ventura
>>130623961What’s this from
>>130651562what the fuck anon lmao
>Three Caballeros is entirely forgotten even on /co/, if people even knew it existed in the first place since it was never promoted>Ducktales is only remembered now for the spicy latina tweetWhat the fuck went wrong duckbros?
>>130666219>>130666381nevermind, I found it
>it wasn't often Webby was left alone in the mansion>growing up Scrooge haunted the place long before Duckworth was resurrected and when he made his rare excursions to the outside world, Granny was around to wage eternal war on the dust bunnies encroaching on friendly territory or imparting lessons on survival, interrogation, and field combat dressing>rarely she would see Launchpad in the garage after a day's work being Scrooge's chauffeur or meeting the rich duck in the foyer before peeling out the driveway>once Scrooge's vigor was rekindled meeting with his family the estate was busier than ever with Donald's nephews being the perfect playmates and training dummies that helped unburden years of isolation from her peers>Donald Duck himself could even be found walking the halls when his houseboat was low on supplies>Duckworth's ghost provided great company too in the corridors after his fortunate summoning onto the mortal realm and she rather enjoyed his dry wit and verbal sparring with Granny>then the grand house was left behind as Webby as actually got to experience freedom and see the world in more through hijacked satellite feeds and old mission recordings>befriending Lena has actually helped bring Webby and the boys back to Scrooge's lavish home through the constant sleepovers, which was exciting at the time because Webby had never had anyone to have sleepovers and which she later learned Lena was happy to have somewhere with a real pillow to lay her head>once she met Violet there had been more late nights playing runic baggle, or watching horror movies and riffing on all the inaccuracies from their extensive notes on the subjects depicted, and Lena's adoption into the humming bird's family ensured the trio would never be lonely if the boys were doing their sibling thing>and finally, Della Duck herself, returned from the dead after ten years lost, adding a flair of her own to the crowded household in the mismatched thunk of her metallic artificial foot
>>130669178>while she wouldn't trade her newfound reality for anything she still longed for a bit of personal time free of obligations to Granny or endless plans with friends or world ending catastrophes>at last such a promised day arrived practically falling into her lap at the miraculous overlap of schedules>Scrooge and the boys had gone off spelunking for a relic>Donald had been dragged kicking and screaming by Della to an aviation show by the Flying McQuacks for June and May's enjoyment>Duckworth had sank through the floor saying their future rooms needed tidying and Granny had claimed one of her old contacts in Anaheim had reappeared on the grid for the first time in decades>which left Webby alone in the mansion for the first time in ages>after checking the perimeter, security camera feeds, and her own methods of incapacitating unwelcome intruders, Webby let herself relax in her room, aware of how eerie the home felt with so few residents around making noise>she had the whole place to herself with nobody expected for the rest of the day barring an emergency>Webby felt positively giddy, secure in the knowledge that nobody living or undead was around to disturb her cherished grace period>it was her unconventional way of unwinding and having a bit of harmless fun an expression of the total lack of supervision by adults in the best way the young duckling knew how>first the blue vest, folded neatly and placed on her bed's militarily rigid sheets>next her pink shirt's buttons undone one by one with a nimble touch>if her fingers shook it was only in excitement at her daring as she stood in her plain white training bra>a blush spread across her face as Webby shimmied out of skirt, leaving her in cotton panties, the last vestiges of undergarments protecting her modesty>gathering courage Webby bared her underdeveloped breasts to the air, hoping that one day puberty would change her bust size>at last, the moment of truth and with a shout Webby tugged down
>>130669217>naked as the day she hatched, Webby felt no shame in her flagrant exposure as she piled her discarded clothing onto her bed>the air felt cool against her normally covered feathers and the thrill of being in such a vulnerable state sent adrenaline pumping through her veins>her training rebelled at such nudity with not even the smallest amount of protection from the elements or enemy combatants>she felt great>the mansion was hers to roam in liberating nakedness as Webby raced through the hallways, skated down banisters, and crawled through the vents>familiar actions took on new sensations as wind tickled her intimately presented feathers sending her giggles echoing through the halls>it gave her a heightened sense of awareness of her own body, feeling how the muscles moved and tensed with each motion, and being able to see it in a setting that wasn't the shower>she was mindful of the sanitary aspects in her escapade, keeping her privates and buttocks off surfaces, seeing it as a new challenge of maneuvering through the household>Webby didn't consider herself an exhibitionist or a pervert>she could even make the case there was an element of returning to nature in her streaking>truthfully Webby's past time was the result of freedom of expression she owned given she had constant access to weaponry, artifacts, and the cookie jar>being left to her own devices meant thinking of what she could do if nobody else was around to see or judge>laughing freely as she capered, Webby admired her reflection as she passed polished artifacts or mirrors, a white blur topped by the faintest hint of pink of her bow>she was in the buff yet still a deadly force to be reckoned with that knew how to kill a man in several painful ways with her bare hands>snickering at her own pun, Webby's mirth died in her throat as she heard the horrible sound of a knock at the front door>frozen at the top of the staircase she watched Violet & Lena stroll in like they owned the place
>>130669235>"Well would you look at that, the door just opened by itself. Almost like magic." Lena smirked, hand still glowing blue>"I shall endeavor to add breaking and entering to your growing list of juvenile delinquencies upon our return home." Violet replied, voice neutral>status compromised, Webby enacted contingency plan Gamma 4a: Retreat to cover, distract the enemy, and then evacuate the area inconspicuously>"I'm over here." she called, casting her voice from the direction of the kitchen, slipping the opposite way for her bedroom>"You hungry?" Lena asked>"My appetite is minimal." answered Violet, "Shall we convene in Webbigail's lodgings?">their playful banter dogged her secret progress through the manor, nervous sweat cooling on her indecent form, keeping anything and everything between friends and humiliation>unfortunately, while she was faster, they had an easier route and there was only one entrance>Webby whimpered as she saw the duo go into her room, closing the door behind them, and leaving her stranded on the wrong side of salvation>she could hear their muffled voices through the wooden barrier>"Weird," Lena mused, "Think Pink got hit by an invisibility spell? Maybe crossed through a dimension allergic to clothes?">Violet's scoff was apparent despite her dry tone, "It is more likely Webbigail was engaging in a form of recreational exhibitionism while there are no occupants in the vicinity. We should vacate her quarters to allow her to don her garments.">to her horror the knob turned and Webby could only accept the inevitable>Lena blushed crimson, eyes roving over her briefly, then snapping away>Violet had no such reservations, boldly observing Webby's state of undress with intense curiosity>"I was correct in my assumption. Interesting that your pubic feathers are still in their pubescent stage.">"Creepy, Vi.">breaking free of her paralysis Webby's hands obscured her bosom and groin with an embarrassed yelp>"Hi guys." Webby squeaked
>>130669260>overcoming her shock, Lena's beak curled upwards, "Not what I was expecting when you said we should come over for a girls' night. Never would have pegged you for a streaker." she drawled as the sisters parted for Webby to shuffle to her clothing>"It would seem our rendezvous has slipped your mind," intoned Violet, unruffled as usual, "Unless nudism was part of the event's agenda you lacked to mention.">Webby's shrill laughter bordered on hysteria wishing the earth would swallow her whole as she donned her outfit>"No. I hadn't planned on it. Or being caught." she said ruefully>"Would it assuage your embarrassment if we were also to shed our cloth articles?" inquired Violet, one hand each already resting on her shirt's hem and pants' waistline>Lena and Webby stared>Violet coolly met their combined gazes>"It was merely a suggestion.">"How about we just forget this ever happened and get some ice cream?" Webby implored>Lena nudged the younger duck's shoulder affably, "Sure thing. Ya little deviant.">the trio sprinted off in an impromptu race for the kitchen, Violet path finding her way to the most efficient route, Webby utilizing parkour on her home turf's surroundings, and Lena flying above them both in an azure shroud of magic>their merriment and trash talk rang through the house bringing a level of warmth that had been woefully absent with only a lone occupant>Webby's face burned less with each passing second, grateful that it was her female friends who'd been the ones to catch her in the act rather than any of the boys or god forbid Scrooge>she'd probably have died on the spot if Granny had been there>by comparison a bit of ribbing was a small price to pay for such a rare moment of rebellion against society's norms>distracted as she was, Violet surpassed her sibling and host, triumphantly arriving at the freezer first>she celebrated victory, cracking open a gallon of frozen treat drenching her sundae with one cherry atop her edible trophy
>>130669282>devouring the gallon of sea salt ice cream among the three of them was an easy task, Lena messily slurping each spoonful like it could be her last, Violet ingesting every morsel as if she was tasting the exact molecular structure liquefying on her tongue, and Webby daintily eating with the poise and grace instilled by years of etiquette lessons>they fell into stilted conversation, sitting near the kitchen countertops, or in Lena's case, lounging against the massive refrigerator>they got about halfway through their sundaes before the teenager broached the topic that was demanding attention>"When I was hitchhiking my way to Duckburg, I'd have to stop wherever I could to wash up. Gyms, saunas, empty pools, lakes, or rivers. This one time, I was using a tiny stream near this small village, went under to rinse my hair, and when I looked I saw these boys running off with my clothes. Had to walk miles before I found some new duds to steal all while Magica yelled at me for letting my guard down.">Webby's shoulders relaxed a fraction and Violet seized the opportunity to contribute her own anecdote>"During my research into the occult, I chanced across a ritual intended to summon a minor Nature deity to assist in the growth of my fathers' garden. Due to an error interpreting the archaic text, I offended the spirit by wearing unclean synthetic materials in its presence. As punishment for my transgression, I was forcibly returned to a more befitting appearance through the elimination of my outfit. While this did not trouble me, my reaction led to my paternal figures' intrusion into my living quarters, and caused me a great deal of embarrassment at my state of indecency.">Webby's smile dispelled the last of the awkwardness, "And the plants?">"Our most fertile harvest in years. I was admonished on the matter and forbidden to summon anything that required disrobing until I am of legal adult age.">peace of mind restored Webby felt at ease in her friends' company
>>130669217webby doesn't wear panties?
A girl I've been talking to for a while and gotten reasonably friendly with "accidentally" sent me a furry porno animation of that Sphynx cat from Animal Crossing.What does it mean?
>>130669312Yeah, I noticed that when this story first got posted but I was so excited that someone actually wrote my request that I didn't have the heart to ask the OP to fix it
>>130669380You know what to do anon
>>130623733Its so funny though, I break into tears everytime I see this posted.
>>130628850delicious. but for me it's their zebra cakes
>>130626606its a good redesign though
>>130669178>>130669217>>130669235>>130669260>>130669282>>130669305Are you the original writer or just a reposter?
>>130670818Someone call CPS, Little Debbie looks like a molestation victim.
>>130623796It's because people like this are using a poorly disguised fetish as a method to virtue signal.It's transparent as hell and it's never shocking when people like this end up on some sex offender registry.
>>130673759Clearly, you ignored >>130667764
>>130662641Okay now THIS is epic
>>130636642Do ya one better.
>>130675798How is it any different from >>130625050?
Its pretty predictable how easy it is to trigger 4chanjust mention anything that isnt a cis white male and you all collectively shit on the floor in anger
>>130643082ones ugly becuse the artist doesnt want you to fuck the child while explaining pubertythe other one is an artist incapable of drawing non sexualized children or telling his boss he doesnt want to slap giant tits on a 11 year old in order to sell moreThe oldfart is proud of telling marketers he still have some ethical holdouts
>>130626606On the one hand I will always love the original. On the other hand...
>>130627977>>130628000>the Scottish and the Irish are the same>they even come from the same island
>>130675943it says sissy latino
>>130623652RIP to all the fragile ego's this destroyed over the years.
>>130679153>some cartoon character is going to destroy a real persons egoniggaplz
This thread never fails to make me cringe every single time it's posted. It's the way this grown man is trying to type like a zoomer girl, how it sounds like a 2013 Tumblr post, the fact that the duck has a race, the way "destroy your fragile ego with a look" feels like it implies he has some kind of femdom fetish, it all makes my skin crawl
>>130624075How can something be exotic and homegrown at the same time?
>>130623733What do people exactly get out of (you)s ?
>>130629556Always funny how her response is "the 90s were wrong" instead of "modernity has poisoned me to see harm where there is none".
>>130638685>mass shooters are created by continuously posting about the same sassy latina duck over and over againlol
>>130683744>this duck glows
>>130677016JK or reposter?
>>130685741goddamnit not everyone is the nude poster. I reposted it.
>>130654547He did well with Slapstick with his Wander Over Yonder episodes, he should reboot Bonkers
Story promptOkay so Violet is doing some solo research at the library when she falls asleep in a corner (hasn't been sleeping well that week). When she wakes up, it's nighttime, the library is closed and abandoned and she's completely locked in. After an attempt or 2 of escaping, she decides to just stay the night there. For some reason, she decides to take a page from Webby's book and use being alone as an excuse for being nude. After a short while, Lena portals into the Library to pick her up, much to her embarrasment. Lena teases her but promises not to tell their Dads and they go home.
>>130654797Magica and Glomgold were great, but I think that might be more due to the actors and their performance than any writing or direction.
>>130654929Also Donald might be the only Disney character to have a nationality origin. He is Scottish grandson of Scottish immigrants. Mickey, Goofy etc have no country listed except places like Mouseton or any of the goof related places they stick Goofy sometimes.
>>130686586Mickey is Irish and Goofy is from Georgia (the US state). I can't tell you how I know this.
>>130682760minor dopamine boost
>>130627348>He also said he hates Donald for being "Too white"Why?
>>130670818Where the fuck is Zain!?!?
>>130626562If it had porn you wouldn't care
>>130687912considering this is a blue board and porn isnt allowed here, what you said is pointless.go to bed kid