>Where are my boys, anon?
>>130619773you're gonna have to fuck me into submission before i tell youplease oh god
>>130619773I need all your Wanda pics this instant
>>130619840She would give your pingas the Reed Richards treatment. I'm talking string cheese, anon.
>>130619773I GOT YOUR BOYS RIGHT HERE!
>>130619773We'll just need to make new ones.
>>130619773I got your boys right here.*unzips*
>>130619773Perhaps a dingo ate your babies
>>130619773You're imaginary kids? Same as your imaginary husband; THEY DON'T FRICKIN' EXIST, GET OVER IT!
>>130619949Before I get a (You), Wanda & Vision were not married when he died.
She looks so bogged.
>>130619938That case was fucked up. The entire government of Australia decided that a dingo didn't eat that woman's kids, and it turned out that a dingo did, in fact, eat that woman's kids.
>>130619974Fine then, he was her vibrator.
>>130619949Nobody exists until they are created.>>130619988Good horror villain, then.
>>130619773Sorry Wanda i've "One more day'd" them
>>130620039It was actually just one kid, but yeah. A dingo just taking a human baby does seem pretty goofy, but cops not doing their fucking jobs to determine whether shit happened or not is a universal constant it seems.
Wanda's thighs looked so good in that outfit.
>>130619773Your boys? Oh that's too bad, because now, I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.
>>130620555America's going to be secretly going to dominatrix parlors just to get her rocks off now after all that.
>>130619773In my testicles, you're gonna have to extract them into your uterus and wait abouut 9 months.
>>130619773In my pants. You're going to have to get them yourself.
Now that Wanda's been established as the strongest villain in the universe, what's the over under on her being in Avengers?
>>130619773You been coming to my office for 10 years. You drown your boys in the lake, then made up a fantasy world in which your boys are in another universe and you have to find and replace their mother.
>>130620784Are they actually going to keep making Avengers movies? I thought the Avengers arc ended with Endgame.
>>130619773Gone. Reduced to Atoms.
>>130619773i can make new one
>>130620882Where's the joke?
>>130619773Just make them again.
>>130620897There's no joke. Not everything needs to be one.
>>130619773>Villain is evil because she does not have sex
>>130620897In your pants
>>130620968>the scarlet bitch is an incel
>>130620968I can fix her
>>130621021Your mom's hand jerking me off is the joke?
>>130621082lmao oh shiti didnt know she got btfo that hard
>>130620818>Are they going to make more movies about the superhero team that shattered box office records?
She's so perfect.
>>130621082>outside the theater heading toward my car>dad and two kids come out of the door in front of me>son looks like 8 or 9>daughter looks like 5 or 6>the son is explaining to the daughter how when the shield comes out it's covered in blood and how that means it cut her in half>daughter starts to understand and talks about it, too>dad looks super uncomfortable and keeps trying to subtly signal the kids to stop speaking so graphicallyI'm really curious if parents will complain about how dark/graphic the movie was and if Disney will get scared back into being more safe.
Her entire arc was a ripoff of Kingpin in Spiderverse
>>130621150>Are they going to make more movies about the superhero team where half of them died and the other half retired?
>>130620818Probably not, but there's always the Young Avengers, the Great Lake Avengers, the Dark Avengers, and lots more.
>>130619773just make more of them with your reality warping powers you stupid slut
>>130621241Um sweaty, they already having Peter and Kate leading the new Avengers team.
>>130621082>mfw "what mouth ?"
>>130621268Didn't Civil War also make the Avengers illegal in-universe?
>>130619773ayy toots, I got ya boys right here.
>>130621312Nope, Team Tony remained legal, just under UN jurisdiction (which coincidentally never affected anything)
>>130621388>which coincidentally never affected anythingJust like real life
>>130621202Probably. I heard reports of kids crying I cried when the statues exploded that dude in never ending story. Scared the fuck out of me, had nightmares for weeks. And that's the way it should be, now I just laugh at horror movies.
>>130621082She just saw Reed get spaghettified Wtf did she think was gonna happen?
>>130621202>>130622254There were a ton of very loud gasps and shouts from the "what mouth" scene in my theater.
>>130621082I get why they did it, and I am not going to whine about girl power or whatever, but it does bother me a little bit how The Scarlet Witch goes from reality warper to sith lord in this part. Kinda an issue with the Dr. Strange movies in general actually. How does this sect of Chinesewizards (that recruit from the entire world) manage to keep a monopoly on magic when there are plenty of cases of wizards going rogue, since when is there a difference between witch magic and other magic? They say marvel is the world outside my window, but what the hell is a "demon"?
>>130621202>>130622254Clearly a lot of Christian parents were upset
>>130622453 Someone tell them they're demons but not demon demons
>>130622453>Witches are real>Christian Witch hunters still managed to win >God is almighty
>ask girl to pay for food>forced to punch himself for three weeksJustice for Pizza Poppa
>>130622453Why are Christcucks so pussified against ''Satanic'' stuff when Jesus was such a chad demons fled from Him, and told Satan to gtfo and let him meditate in peace.
>>130619773Bitch, just birth some new muggas. That's all you filthy muties ever do anyway.
>>130622611I'm sorry sir this is Earth-616 there are no such thing as mutantsThink you're confusing it with the earth that was formerly known as Earth-616
>>130622453Turns out that Scorsese was wrong.Marvel movies are not meant to be the rollercoaster of movies.It's meant to be merry-go-round of movies.
>give a character a sympathetic backstory>have a solid redemption arc where she joins the avengers>then suffers a catastrophic loss >loses their way and abuses their power>redeem them again>immediately after have them go completely insane supervillain mode>diesI really don't know what they were going for with this. It feels so utterly pointless and stupid.
Need a mommydom horror gf.
>>130622818Why did Wanda need her boys when she had a perfectly good latina daughteru just there for the taking
>>130621082>shield hits pillar 4 seconds after splitting Sharon in halfabsolutely shit editing work, kek
>>130619773IT'S ME,I'M YOUR BOY !MAMA!!
>>130622779You want every character to be permanently good? That's boring
>>130622841Make her into a mini Wanda.
>>130622866That’s not what he meant and you know it you sandpaper eater
>>130622866No. I want the arc to make sense. At the end of Wandavision (not including post credits) she seems genuinely remorseful and apologetic, but then literally one credits later she's doing the actual most extreme taboo thing possible to benefit herself. It boggles my mind how such a long-running arc can be so rushed and lazy at a pivotal point.
>>130622779You're only confused because Wandavision made the retarded decision to depict a hideous witch who enslaved a whole town and basically sent her rival to hell as a 'hero'. Wanda's life never stopped the downward trajectory
>>130622860Time slowed when it zoomed in on her face and then resumed at full speed after.
>>130622977Which is what is so stupid. Even if you watched Wandavision it's jarring, but for the probably large percentage of people out there who didn't bother it's even more so. The movie should have had a longer first act to solidify why she's such a psycho now.
>>130619773>>130620882So... Wanda's basically a femcel who kills for the dream of a trad life?
Has life truly been nothing but suffering for Wandafags since disassembled?
>>130620039What happened? I only know that line because of Seinfeld
Wanda's kids screaming in hysterical fear and throwing things at their mom while she tries to reassure them was fucking hilarious ngl
>>130619773They’re in the gay universe. Do you still want them?
>>130623194Poor Wanda. D:
>>130619773Now listen no matter how much you beg or how reality warping your powers may be I will not have sex with you. Consent is very important in this household.
>>130623130>So... Wanda's basically a femcel who kills for the dream of a trad life?Raimi has done it again
>>130619852rule 34 PLEASE!
>>130619773I got your boys right here *starts grabbing my nuts*
>>130620806What the hell is this from?
>>130622950Was she? She didn't seem that sorry compared to accepting the loss of visionPlus the last shot of WandaVision was her studying the book for the damnedIt felt menacing
>>130623194Imagine if one of the kids had a Captain Carter shield and tossed it at her, lmao
>>1306225853 hours would've been enough
>>130623234>>130623771>tfw we'll never get a sobbing demonic Wanda falling victim to Home Alone-style traps laid by her own plucky kids
>>130620784No way they'll let her back on the team but I can see Dr. Strange disappearing and coming back with her as the cavalry to fight some big bad. Ikaris too.
>>130619773Got them right here.*Unzips pants*
>Dude what do you mean she's the villain. Last time we saw her she was on the right path!>The last time we saw her:
>>130622779That women go insane and evil if they don't have kids by age 35.
>>130619773More like the Scarlet Bitch amirite guys
>>130622779You are so stupid and simpleton.Just because someone tries doesn't mean she'll make it. Period.
>>130622950Wrong.That's the limit of how humans can suffer heal and deal.Doesn't apply for superpowered beings of fantasy world.
>>130622453>NOOOO, IF YOU USE THE SAME MAGIC AS THEM, YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE THEM
>>130622453>Charity BishopFake review.
>>130624711>IF YOU KILL YOUR ENEMIES THEY WIN
>>130619773I prefer your sisters
>>130623130>single mother>trad life
>>130624711But that's true when it's literally unambiguously evil magic known to corrupt its users.
>>130624844>evil magicI can fix it.
>>130619773haha imagine if she made you impregnate her with her evil witch powers
>>130623157I actually remember that from Quigley Down Under
>>130623339HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIISS
>>130621082Does anyone know who the giant Wonder Woman looking statue that crushed Maria was supposed to be depicting?
>>130619773>CALL THE TVA>SHE'S CUMMING THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL>WE GOTTA BREEEAACH
>>130625493>CALL THE TVAAll I want is a Loki - Wanda team-up