>>127251710$5 pizza. This is the future libtards want.
>>127251710Are people gonna keep posting this until 5 bucks is super duper cheap?
>>127251710Imagine living in California
>>127251710Welcome to gay marketing.
>>127251710I was not homophobic,until I saw the 5 dollar SLICE of pizza
>>127251710>he's never been to a real pizza placeThere's a place near me where a slice is like a quarter of a pizza and it's $4. Parade premium could knock that up to $5 easy
>>127251710>Imagine being poor
>>127252207>Imagine being a sucker.
it's a pride pizza, you gotta pay the gay tax
>>127252399YOU GOTTA PAY THE TROLL TOLLIF YOU WANNA GET INTO THE BOY'S HOLE
>>127251710You don't even really have $5 slices in New York City. The Pizza family is really going for that LGBT cash.
>>127251710Jacking the price up knowing the homos would pay for it anyways sounds like something Kofi would do.
>>127252190Look at this sucker end laugh at him, paying 5 bucks for a slice of pizza.
>>127251710>The Pizza family pretends to be allies so they can price-gouge>Beach City elected one of them into powerBeach City is a fucked up place if you think about it
>>127252190>Imagine paying for any part of a 20 dollar pizza and being happy about itDisgusting
>>127251710this is extortion. whoever does this ought to be lynched.
>>127252667She’s also probably corrupt politician, and is the one who got Steven his illegal drivers license since he has no proper paperwork or identification.
>>127251710>5 A SLICE
Pride events in real life are nothing like this
>>127252667>pretendsWhat's really fucked up is how support is assumed to be a trick. Disney kept the gay kiss in Eternals internationally and there was no high praise from the cynics. It's almost like their griping served some other purpose.
>>127252867>I saw cherrypicked pics of San Francisco pervs and now I think every bit of pride is just that
>>127251710Steven Universe was never good.
>>127251710You don’t understand, anon. It’s PRIDE pizza, it comes on a rainbow plate
>>127252903A lot of support genuinely is due to marketing. I'm sure people behind companies care about me and my struggles. But as a whole, I'm sure companies recognize that it's also socially acceptable and trendy to be an ally. Many companies only started their campaigns once it was safe, though I think that's pretty reasonable given how risky it would be otherwise.We also live in a world where nearly every movement will have people co-opting it or exploiting it for monetary value.
I hate fags. There I said it.
>5 dollars for a SLICE of pizza?That's San Francisco for you
>>127251710Does pride pizza come up with a load of cum spilled all over it?
>>127251710Waited a couple of months this time before reposting, did you?>>127251818Yea
>>127252644>pays 5 bucks for 1/4 of a large pizza>LOL KEK CUUUUCKYou think 1 or 2 bucks for a slice that is a fraction of that size from a fast food chain is better? Is /co/ just terrible at math?
>>127253369I mean, Beach City is a tourist trap. They could've feasibly jacked it up to $8, if they threw in a soda.
>>127253305But support is free and comes at a risk. The "go woke, go broke" examples and international difference in marketing ad well as the backlash that liberal politics get always made it a risk. Sure, the support came in after it was safer but that was to be expected. I'm gay and I'm scared to hold hands or show affection to another man in public. What helps me get over myself are these canaries in the mine and signs of acceptance. Call me a coward, but I appreciate it, especially as an employee of a company in a conservative area.I get the cynicism, I'm not saying marketing isn't involved, I'm just saying I hate this reflexive bitterness to something that I wish was more common in the 90s.
>>127253305>We also live in a world*society
>>127251710I hate pride. Not just faggot pride, but all pride. It's a deadly sin for a reason. Too much pride is why things are so terrible now. People need to start feeling ashamed again.
>>127251710$5 for a slice of pizza, god damn! These people really think the Pink $ Dollar is actually worth more than a Dollar
>>127254069Pride as an event came to be because shaming gays and thinking that being gay was shameful is a cultural norm. It was even illegal and is still punishable by death. A response to that is pride; rather than hiding, gays are "out".
it better be an extra large slice with a lunch combo
>>127253885Rhyming doesn't make something true
>>127254069I'm sorry your parents didn't like you
>>127251710>tfw paid $4 for a silce at a place called Joes Pizza in Santa Monica Get me off Mr. Bones Wild Ride
>>127254617Was it good? I'm in SM right now.
>>127254617How big was it and did it come with anything else?
>>127251710had to do euro to dollar conversion and yeah it's still expensive. But depends on the place you buy it too.Normal cafetarias usually only go as far as €1.5 for a slice, and it's good but you might as well buy them from the super market.Pizzarias from international brands make them for at least double the price and you will feel extremelly ripped off but the pizza will taste better.
>>127251818Or until it's bigotry to have only rainbow flags at pride. Possibly both.>>127251863This is east coast, not west.>>127253429>>127252190Show me the 5 dollar pizza slice in question so I can decide how I feel about this. And we want strong battles not weak, so it will go up against the little caesars whole pizza.
What’s /co’s/ favorite pizza topping? I like pineapple.
>>127254668It was a decent slice and they usually put in the oven to reheat and make the bottom crispy. Get a Jarritos mandarin with it if you can.
>>127253885Contrary to popular belief, "Get woke, go broke" isn't stating that being progressive = sales=killing. Woke things often struggle because politics is used as a substitute for good writing, or woke creators behind a project actively pushing fans away with bad attitudes, or using wokeness as a gimmick. Basically, people see right through that shit.As another gay guy, I get how you feel, and it's nice that we get these welcoming signs of acceptance. But at the same time, it's hard to trust big corporations when all their actions are calculated to make them marketable and appealing. Any kind gesture is done because it costs them nothing or benefits them, otherwise I doubt they'd care. Again, it's better than nothing at all. But there's this still this clear, cynical element that it can't be divorced from.
>>127254069I agree that we should have less pride. Instead of Gay Pride, let's have Gay Wrath.
>>127254837>little caesarsDamn that's my favorite fastfood pizza too. Very well, here is a 5 dollar slice of pizza
>>127252963Attention seeker fag
>>127256049That's not a slice of pizza. That's an entire pizza, so damm big that it's structure threatens to collapse at any second causing a massive cheese disaster. That's american cultural appropriation, and a microagression against italy. I fucking want some of that. Alright. I'd pay 5 for that thing.
>>127251710Things cost way more in faggot areas.
The LGBTQ was made by big pizza to sell overpriced slices of pizza to pay the mafia
>>127253354Stunning and brave.
>>127252190>paying for overpriced pizzaDo cityfags really??