post spicy stuffpraise snapflame about crunchand bug ray about production stuff
>>127208537>Tfw Anon will never ever want to go out with a stumpy dwarf girl like you.
I found the most depraved HGS fanart so far and it was from someone who actually likes the show, not a hate porn artist. I’m so proud.
>>127208537I can't believe I watched this whole trash.It's so bad that no one cares for it except for the trans obsessed with Snap.
>>127208755I watched the train wreck in it's entirety too, shit was funny as fuck to watch drunk and meme about.
>>127208755I am not trans but I am obsessed with snap
>>127208755>>127208786I don’t understand why you’d watch the whole thing if you hated it. How did you not see how cute, funny and comfy it was if you made it through the whole thing…y’all just love your stupid hate boners huh. Or you’re in denial about enjoying it
>>127208755>SnapOr Amaryllis, Slime Boy, Parsley, Rose, Caraway, etc… it’s almost like the show has a ton of likable characters and people are just hell bent on hating it, even though they actually like it
>>127208828Hey never said I "Hate" the show only that I found it really funny to watch while drunk. And if you can't accept the show has some major eye sores that's on you.
>>127208918I know it’s not perfect but I’m sick of watching people shit on it when it’s no worse than she ra and at least it’s original
I want to see porn of the fat dwarf with cum oozing out of her every orifice.
>>127208958I honestly feel like if they didn't push the whole "IT'S AN ANIME LOL" schtick it would have been a little better received, weebs will get really pissed the moment you try to fuck with their anime.>>127208970Best Dwarf! Cute Dwarf!
damn, the storyboard look way better than the finished product
>>127208828I share the same favorites animes with the creator (petite princess yucie, princess tutu, tokyo mew mew, etc) and I was hyped for it since it was announced. I think that's why it took me around 6 episodes to finally accept that it was really bad, and then I just said ''fuck it'' and watched the whole thing since I hate myself.It was arguably cute but it was so boring and the comfy vibes never fully arrived because the plot was a mess, half of its cast was boring (or to better explain it, we never got to fall in love with them), it had bad VAs and the script sucked.>>127208859I loved Parsley, Slime and Amaryllis but there's no way they had that much airtime to carry such shitshow on their backs. That episode where Parsley fell into a cave with the crabs could have been great but it ended up feeling like waiting for a punchline that never came.At first I thought it was a budget issue but when you look at Onyx Equinox HGS looks like a youtube project next to it, and anyway, how expensive can writing be? I can let the stiff animation slide off but the writing was the worst part.I still gave it a pity 5 stars review on CR because I was sad about how everyone was shitting on it on the firsts days of its release, but boy was it bad, I think it deserved 2 stars at best.
>>127208828>I don’t understand why you’d watch the whole thing if you hated itnot that anon, but I did it so I would know what everyone is talking about.
>>127208828anon, I have bad news for you.... a LOT of people watched bee movie
>>127209301>he doesn’t genuinely, unironically like Bee Movieget a load of this faggot
>>127209281I'm going to continue my ranting because fuck it.What I hate the most is that there are SO many issues with the show yet we have anons like this >>127208958 saying that it's as good as Shera or other delusions like "if it had aired on Netflix it would have gotten 3 more seasons!" and "the only problem was CR's advertising!". Every time someone defends it they go blind by their trans rep starvation saying that everyone who criticize it is transphobic and that this is the best show to have come out in ages.And to add to this whole shitshow, on the other side we get braindeads saying ''lmao bread.png" and "not anime". This shit is infuriating, there is not a single place to discuss this without it turning out as boring as this show.
>>127209810Well, what would you like to talk about that everyone here hasn't already discussed Anon? I found the show to be very lackluster but I like the most of the characters well enough to be interested.
>>127209142And people said that the storyboard was the problem. >>127209810Have you seen Season 1 She-Ra? Its not a very good show at all, and it took until Season 3 till things really got going. But rewatching Onyx Equinox again, its clear that HGS actually had the better animation budget, though OE had the better writers by far.
I'm still trying to write chapter 3 of my Rose/Olive fanfic but I seem to hit the writing block. Might have to rewatch the show for inspiration. I also need to figure out what to do with Thyme and Parsley
>>127210164>>127209142If you had watched the show you'd know those are not storyboards, not a single one of those scenes are in the show. From the artist's page:>I did this style test for High Guardian Spice which got me some freelance. This is not from the show this was done to prove I could draw within the style of the show.
>>127210596There was also an actual storyboard leak, which is surprisingly spoilerific now that I look back at it.
>>127209281>budget issue but when you look at Onyx Equinox HGS looks like a youtube project next to itOnyx was a union show (as in they could afford better artists) and honestly learned a lot from the mistakes made on HGS. Though their animation really isn't much better>VAs and the script suckedI agree that there were really big writing problems on the show. I think the awkward dialogue made it so people think the voice acting is bad, but really the only voice that bothers me is caraway and the main mermaid in 11. I really don't think the voice acting is bad, especially compared to other cartoons. It's just a little disjointed sometimes because they were clearly rewriting scenes after they were completedHGS was an absolute shitshow behind the scenes and it shows on screen, but I still think it's more fun than s1 of she ra. i can't speak for the rest of she ra because i haven't seen it. but i bet HGS would get exponentially better in a second season. Or if they hard rebooted and made the show it was trying to be in the first place
>>127209810>if it had aired on Netflixit's more like "if it had been made with netflix">the only problem was CR's advertisingthat advertising set the hate mob onto HGS, if it wasn't for that first trailer it might have gone under the radar at the very least
>>127210907VA is hard, people study for it and it should be treated as a professional aspect when running a show, however we got:>Snapdragon's VA0 voice acting experience>Thyme's VA0 voice acting experience>Parsley's VA0 voice acting experience>Slime's VA0 voice acting experience>Caraway's VA0 voice acting experience>Rosemary's VAonly did 1 small role for a videogame beforeIt's ok when it's only one small character like Slime but they literally hired all of their friends as VAs and it shows. I bet that, because they didn't have any adult male with a deep voice as a friend, is the reason why the only professional VA is Neppy's. I wonder if that's also what happened to the writers' selection.
>>127211298>Caraway's VAThe>I'm okayline is pure kino
>>127211222Netflix could have only fixed the animation's quality but>script would still be shit>worlbuilding would still be shit>plot would still be shit>nepotism when hiring would still have happened
>>127211298Again, the only voice I thought wasn't great was Caraway, I think Rosemary, Thyme, Parsley and Slime Boy were all great. Snapdragon started a little rough but got better over the season. And Neppy wasn't the only professional VA
>>127211376I disagree, they would have had the money to hire different people and the time to fix scripts if they started going south
>>127211424That's because Caraway is voiced by transmale instead of actual guy.
>>127211534get the fuck out of here
>>127211656You seem upset, anon.
Apparently Raye has a tiktok, here he explains the thinking behind Caraway's scene in ep3, basically confirming Rosemary didn't know what 'transgender' was and why he had to explain it.https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeSNDHUE/
>>127212041>basically confirming Rosemary didn't know what 'transgender' was and why he had to explain itWas there any confusion about that scene?
>>127212100Yeah people were complaining that he shouldn't have elaborated on being trans and also punch Rosemary for misgendering him or something.
https://www.scribd.com/document/541881401/High-Guardian-Spice-Storyboard-2013Raye's posted the original storyboard he submited back in 2013.
>>127212041It's weird that when I search for #highguardianspice on tiktok almost all videos are positive. It's like some sort of anti-Youtube.
>>127212736Almost like the show wasn't all that bad and youtubers like to over exaggerate things for views
Would you Snapdragon?
>>127213393Y E SES
>>127213231Gasp.They’re still going with it too, they should be grateful to HGS for giving them so much content. They didn’t have to do any work for these views
>>127208537I hate the soft spoken short black kid they just make me irrationally angry whenever I see them on screen or hear them talk
>>127214386The kid's apparently a 10 year old or something. He hasn't gone through puberty yet.
>>127214452Don't care still hate em
Parsley’s VA confirming what Raye said the other day about the budget and schedule of this show
>>127214883sounds interesting, hopefully more comes out about it.
I honestly would like to see a season 2 just to watch the chaos unfurl a second time, also would like more Parsley.
>>127208718Every day we stray closer to dog's taint
>>127208718This is what would happen if HGS was written by Dana Simpson
>>127211298That explains a lot.
>>127211298>Parsley's VA has 0 experience in voice actingHas a cute tomboy like voice and works really well with her character>Rosemary's VA 1 small roll in a videogameReminds me slightly of Ash Ketchum.
>>127208537I need to check this out. The waifu game seems on point. They don't make them all gay do that?
>>127215436Nah Pink hair mcgee is even straight... or bi or something.
>>127208828I'm a masochist. Turns out I wasn't enough of a masochist.
>>127215489We shall push you closer and closer to the edge like the ebb and flow of a vast ocean. We will rot your mind until you break and give into our foul plague. You will be come one with us for none that dare taste these putrid waters ever leave.
>>127214987go give it a 5 star rating and offer hime a blowjob
>>127215821The best I can do is ask for Parsley's VA to suck me off. I only want Parsley.
>>127208537first episode was boring as fuckdoes it get better, or is it just not for me?
>>127216133It gets better! Personally episode 2 is my least favorite and it gets better from there. Finds its groove in ep 5, peaks at 8 and 9
>>127216133Only a bit around episode 8 but then it goes to shit again because the ending is underwhelming. >>127215350I also liked her tone for Parsley (and as a plus she's really nice to fans on twitter), but her acting wasn't professional enough.I think that Amaryllis was the only one that nailed her role despite not having experience, but even if she did, it makes no sense to make your WHOLE cast with inexperienced VAs. It's a prime example of not caring about the quality of your show and that you prefer to have a good time recording with your buddies.
>>127214987The (shit) fire don't blaze twice. Second season will be ignored because people are tired of discussing shit.
>>127217045>prime example of not caringOR…it’s a prime example of the whole “no budget” thing
>>127215436They all like dudes, but also some of them like girls. Though that depends on if Sage wants that bussy more then pink.
>>127217565And compare every show to Arcane.
>>127217142>The (shit) fire don't blaze twicenonsense lighting strikes twice all the time and by God I will bet you a good chunk of money that if season two drops it will bring about a second wave of bullshit and flamewars
>>127220842What about a reboot? Is this IP cursed now?
>>127221016The IP is totally cursed, but that doesn't mean it isn't fun.
>>127221188Yeah like…hate views are still a W for the company right? Could HGS get a season 2 with the promise of controversy instead of love?
>>127221374Well here's the thing, I don't hate HGS it isn't as awful as the youtuber reviewers claim it is. Do I hate that it's Mediocre? Yeah totally, it's a shame but that doesn't mean I don't see that the show itself has plenty of good moments. I expect a love/hate relationship with the show and to be fair there are plenty of shows like that. I want more of the show but this time I want to see everyone do better than before because I know if it's done right it will be better received than before.
>>127221549Totally agree. It’s got so much potential!! That’s why I’ll be so pissed if nothing is ever done with it
>>127221708I agree, if the team behind it persevere they can actually accomplish a lot. When faced with adversity you have to press on or you will never make anything worth praise. That's also why I actually appreciate the negative reviews and flaming, if that doesn't spur the creators into wanting to better themselves than nothing can. Hopefully that puts a fire in their belly and makes them work harder on season 2 if they ever release it.
>>127214883>VA confirmingBecause VAs know everything about show production/budget.
>>127222680The VA knows the showrunner who probably told her what was happening behind the scenes. She tweeted they hung out the other day
>>127222716So she confirmed what Raye said because she knows it from Raye.
>>127222743I.E. We gotta take things at face value. Yeah sounds kinda sketchy to me.
>>127223306You also have to remember that they're a progressive studio so they've probably overpayed their female staff.
>>127223337I understand they want to pay their female staff well but if they were to do something like that they should have done so in reason. If your show flops over a poor budget then it's clear they'd need to reevaluate payment. They should have known about this long before the show began, unless they had no one actually check they budget.
>>127223386That's almost always the case of former employees creating their own company. Because they've felt they were underpaid (misogyny and shit) they will try to pay more to their employees now.
>>127223477yeesh, sounds like an annoying predicament. I'd rather have a small group of loyal workers that get paid a good amount rather than a bunch of fools that think they are worth more than they work any day, I don't care how long it takes as long as the finished product is pristine.
This is really coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8obER_ZwBKY
>>127223885holy cute and zerg pilled!
>>127208537Honestly I enjoyed this show more than I thought. It reminds me of amateur fanfiction and webcomics, it’s nostalgic in a way
>>127224111>amateur fanfiction and webcomicsThis! holyshit man you cracked the code to why I've been unreasonably interested in this show! It's like an amateur fanfic, it's not done well yet it's just compelling enough to keep me interested.
Rosemary is FAT
>>127208537I haven't watched a single episode of has because honestly the porn of the show wasn't appealing enough. Why would I commit to a show when my dick isn't even interested in the characters.
>>127214386OP hates black people so much that seeing one on TV makes his blood boil
>>127213393snapdragon needs a real man to treat him like the woman he wants to be.
>>127214883LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I KNEW THIS SERIES WAS GOING TO BE A TRAINWRECK FROM 2015
>>127224294>2015 Dang how long was the production on this series
>>127224111>amateur fanfiction So it's like rwby then but a cartoon version
>>127224410It's RWBY but good
>>127208537So who's the best girl, Thyme or Sage?
>>127209241>>127209221>>127209142Woah I never seen this before. It really leans on the DND vibes.
>>127220466I haven't seen HGS being compared to Arcane until now that you brought it up. The hateboner against HGS was ages before Arcane even came out. Don't start throwing fake horseshit arguments for not hiring decent VAs.>>127217565>not a single professional VA in the main cast, only friends of the creator>prime example of "no budget"So, are you saying that their friends worked for less than the minimum wage or something? Because I find it hard to believe that they had such a low budget that they had no other option than to hire their own friends despite fiverr being a thing and Onyx Equinox having decent VAs.
>>127223885holy shit, that was based and spicepilled
>>127224475Thyme is really boring to me, and I'm someone that actually liked the series in general
>>127211298Everyone has to start somewhere
What is it with all the "old magic" and "new magic" that gets constantly brought up in the show? Old magic is old fashioned witchcraft while new is just waving a wand? What makes old magic so bad that makes Sage constantly get bullied? Just how does magic work in this setting?
>>127225927Old magic basically requires sacrifice/ingredients. New magic is "free" as long as you have a terrasphere. There are hints that it's not actually "free" but the energy is sapped from the environment.
>>127225955Wish they went into more detail rather than just saying "new magic is better".The old vs new thing is pretty important to Sage's character arc yet the show barely attempts to explain how it works or why it matters so much.
>>127226001Pretty sure it was explained, I just don't remember in which episode.
>>127226155I'm only at episode 5. It still bothers me how this magic thing is so important to the overall plot and characters without giving a proper explanation beyond that old magic is seen as old fashioned.Sage's family and especially her mother is very into old magic and disapproves of new magic, but her family only appeared for a few seconds in the first episode. We don't get to see what her family is like only that they live in a small village.Either properly explain to the audience how your magic system works or just don't go into depth at all.
God I wish that was me
>>127226001Old Magic is very ritualistic, you gotta draw a circle and have the right conditions for it to work. New Magic is seemingly instantaneous, requiring you to mentally map it out. It can also be pre-programed. Seems like certain artifacts like brooms are old magic.
So how long do you guys think it will take me to get my diploma in the dreaded black arts of Pissology?
>we can not break diamonds, its the hardest elementcome on, they said that on purpose to trigger peopple like me, did they
>>127212584Salt is very cute.
>>127231566I want to see the pitch storyboard but done with the current design.
>>127231590It would be funny to see current Thyme acting like a space case
>>127231380Salt already has fanart, somehow
>>127231566It's weird how out of all things, Sage's staff design is the only thing that remained pretty much the same.
>>127208755Only problem with trans that most of them have shizo brains believe that they can change they biological sex with surgery with current technology level. If they could just drink potion and get fully gender-bendered only shizos would be scream againt it.
>>127208682Parsley has the face of a little angel, I love her.
>>127225055So what does she do on her OnlyFans?
>>127232388Well lads, I think we all know what the next step is
>>127208537What's Raye up yo these days?
>>127234134>Rodriguez is currently developing an original animated drama series at Legendary TV, and is also developing a new animated series around one of the DC characters at Warner Bros. Animation.I bet this DC show will give comicsgate youtubers material for weeks.
>>127224395Not since 2015 that’s for sure
Thank goodness for Parsley
More salt art from Raye himself
>>127236155Parsely's VA is a gem
Holy fuck I just watched the Scamboli "review" (haven't watched HGS but I plan to) and I don't know how I hadn't realized how retarded he was before that video.He starts by literally saying that HGS is an "anime". Then 10 minutes of schizo rambling about how someone tweeted shit in 2015 and the hair color of the crew, then at the end "don't hate the crew they're fine"unsubscribed and blacklisted
>>127236874what a fun personality
>>127236937best girl truly
Who is Salt?
>>127237216A "shitty healer" character who didn't make a cut for some reason.I wonder if the existence of Salt also implies the existence of Pepper, an even more rejected character.
>>127236155how does parsley manage to keep being the best at everything?
>>127238041Because the girl is a dorf and everyone knows dorf are best at everything.
https://twitter.com/GuardianSpice/status/1463636651335467012You ARE drawing your Guardian OC, aren't you anon?
>>127239411I don't have birdsite, but it's tempting.
why did the based obama thread get pruned?
>>127236890I remember youtube recommending that video and it was just posted 25min ago.
Which Beta-Thyme, /co/?
>>127209301>badmouthing Bee MovieListen here, buckaroo
>>127241135omg the first one, so cute
>>127241135red hair, but the first one is also nice. >>127241434now we need to know what pepper looks like as I agree that she should be a stacked black chick.
>>127241434oh come on man, that oc was from a kid
>>127241891At least it was based on a real reject spice girl
>>127242172I sincerely wonder why she got rejected over other characters that made the cut. You think Raye will ever give an explanation?
>>127239411Does this count?
>>127239411>Uses official OC tag to draw self-insert femboy lusting after best dwarfI'm thinking based even if he is a filthy knife-eared bastard
Help, I'm starting to unironically like High Guardian Spice.
>>127243201>>127243320so much thirst for the shortstack.>>127243191just say they are in the upper grade that made them be away on missions when the events of the series took place and they can fit right in.
>>127243139>Raye announces kickstarter for an independently produced season 2>Uses "Salt will be in it" as a selling pointCalling it now
>>127239411I kinda want to but I'm afraid that antituber like yellowflash and hero hie making video on it. Clickbait title "HIGH GUARDIAN SPICE FAN MADE CRINGE SELF INSERT" or something similar to that
>>127242621I assume the main girl group might have gotten a bit too crowded for Raye's liking but 5 member bands can work. Another reason maybe that Salt's role as team nag/Straightman/wet blanket got rolled into Thyme, making her obsolete.
>>127244306I not sure why you care about literally who's video about it. Its free publicity.
So in the 2014 pitch, the High Guardian was the title granted to one guy, and a new once was chosen when they died. The girls would end up be competitors for the title...
>>127244439that actually sounds kind of interesting.
>>127244306just make smut of it and get used as a thumbnail for rev says desu.but for normal art, it would probably help you get exposure. besides that, it is surprising how many people are watching content about HGS weeks after it came out.
>>127244364So Thyme got two characters fused into her and turned out feeling like half of one?
>>127244371This guy made a whole video on people making fun of him, and saying the hgs is not even that bad. So I can't underestimate on how much youtubers can milk high guardian spice hate
>>127243201This is the same artist as weird slime boy horny for dog caraway at the top of the thread, so definitely based
>>127243207Good, the spice is working
>>127244518Those youtubers should pay royalties for how much they’ve profited off of the show
>>127243504yeah, that sounds about right. I might do a iteration on them. >>127244870... are you one of the guys from reddit in his screen shot or something? I don't know why you cared, honestly.
>>127245207Not previous anon but it just sucks to see this guy milking the hate and also occasionally sending hate mobs at specific fans. They dogpiled this one random persons tweet the other day and it made the HGS name search very annoying. that dummy being targeted kept fighting instead of blocking and letting it pass though, which only stoked the bullshitAwesome Salt!!
>>127245270I've lost track of their content for maybe a few years now. It got too repetitive and it lacks any interesting insight or analysis to be worth watching. I think one of them (either hero hei or yellowflash) use strange word replacement to appease the algorithms which interrupts their speech every couple of sentences, gets incredibly annoying. I think its irresponsible of them to not obscure the person they are reacting to. Although I have never been in the cross-hair of sustained negative attention so I wouldn't know what's like. >Awesome Salt!!Thanks! What do you think her specialization should be?
>>127245411Not the same anon, but>What do you think her specialization should be?Cleric because it's what is missing.The main characters' archetypes seem to follow classic Basic D&D character classes:>Rose is a Fighter>Sage is a Magic-User>Parsley is a Dwarf>Thyme is an ElfAnd some secondaries:>Amaryllis is a Magic-User>Snapdragon is either a Thief or a FighterChances are Salt was cut as a proto-character because Clerics (and most healer classes from RPGs) have religious baggage which doesn't gel well with the presence of accepted homosexuality and transgenderism if you're a fucking brainlet who just writes their religions as expys of Christianity
I finished the show with some friends today, I'm glad that it was actually pretty sweet and ok. Sucks that when I tried looking up the ending theme on YouTube it was all gamerbait videos but I guess I should've expected that. Just a little sad that it won't get a second season, but I'm glad it exists.>>127224475Between those two, Thyme. But it's Parsley.
there's this react YouTube channel that post 15 second reactions and it's inadvertly selling me in so bad it's kind of good? Stockholm syndrome/sunken ship fallacy/waifu baiting ala RWBY.ironically they're doing RWBY now too and I bet your bottom dollar they'll "love it" too.
>>127245207> guys from reddit in his screen shot or something?no, thank god for that>sucks to see this guy milking the hate same feeling here basically, knowing one day that my dumb "its not that bad" post getting caught on to one of those YouTubers, and getting dogpiled would ruin my day easily
>>127246174I feel like you haven't been on 4chan for long huh. >>127245616I felt that might be an interesting dynamic, being a character the show itself considered "wrong" but still a pain in the ass all the time.
Best place to find fanart of this show?
>>127223477>former employees creating their own companyUltimately, even production companies will realize the BIG difference between capital and labor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnHxG3twywc&list=OLAK5uy_mnYFZoDEoRUD797ClxcK9NQ0D5ATPihyI&index=5Any proper album uploads? It seems only amazon.co.jp has it
I wanna bounce her on my lap
>>127246936>tfw can't just buy the parsley pin>need to spend $35 to buy all 4 characters>Extremely limited! Pre-orders open while supplies last! (because they know the show flopped hard)
>>127246966Nobody (of the nobodies who know about this nothing of a show) talk about that brown elf she must incarnate the show itself in a meta way
>>127246993She has a nice visual design, but that's pretty much all there is to her.They tried hard to give her some relevant plot, but it still feels like she just exists in the background
>>127247007I would the (furry?) (Thick?) Cat
>>127244306would they necessarily be wrong though
>>127247210They are in no position to call anything 'cringe'.
>>127247263Being a "SEETH COOOPPPE, LETS RAGE" type of youtbers
I want to mating press Slime Boy so hard you wouldn't believe. More lewds WHEN?
watch high guardian zerg
>>127238964what about top shelf reaching?
>>127247850>>127247858I will not fuck bugs.I will not live in the pod.
I'm definitely shocked by all the fan art.
>>127248880Purity of Form cope
>if salt joins the team, they litteraly gonna become pic relatedexept they probably fight crabs instead of rats
>>127248030They go ask their human boyfriend's (male) for help when somethings too far out of reach.
>>127247850>>127247858>steal a controversial anime title>call it a spin-off>profit??
I've been jerking off to Rosemary for like 2 weeks and I've only seen the first episode.
>>127249946When you watch more, you'll realise that there are better characters
>>127249946dispite beeing the leader of the group, she is probably one of the least weakest characters in the show so you don't miss much exept her cute dino pj's
I'm surprised they fixed the audio mixing, sounds much better now. Too bad that makes the current torrents a little outdated.
>>127250156>>127250123Idk I watched the whole show and Rose is still my favorite out of the main 4 and I hate seeing her being called a bad character just because she's not perfect as a person.
>>127236474I imagine salt being the type of person to do this.
>>127251087>I hate seeing her being called a bad character just because she's not perfect as a person.she is barley a person at all
Sage's voice is tickling my balls.
>>127252206Well stop putting your balls on the speaker anon.
>>127249814Being successful on Youtube is all about stealing, transforming and merchandizing popular (or infamous) IPs.
I had a go at making some of the characters in Heroforge. Consider them aged-up.
>>127250123I am starting to like Sage a little more. Her voice is really nice and soft. I even find Thyme a bit more endearing than I expected.
>>127252738Bonus Snapdragon.3 drawfriends in the /aco/ thread replied to my request for an ottermode Snapdragon fucking Sage but none of them wanted to draw it :(>Verification not required.
>>127251444Well duh she's a cartoon.
>>127252900I wanna suck on her BOOBS
>>127253019Boobs? What boobs? The walking pink puffball has thighs though
>>127251438This is it, you got her
>>127249357she would literally be the saltzpyre of the group
>>127253413When will we see Rosemary's FEET
>>127254481Help HGS get a season 2 for the sake of Rosemary’s feet
>>127254059Wake up anons, we got a rare Dino sighting!Maybe I missed it and it was mentioned in the show, but do Anise and Aloe have regular jobs? Need it for my fanfic.
>>127254059HOW DO I SEDUCE ROSEMARY
>>127254647bake are cakea BIG cake
>>127254647Be like this guy, but actually competent.
>>127255002What’re the chances of them ever hatefucking?
>>127255075he is sadly too spineless to make a move
>>127255173lol some people
>>127254630They do but I totally forgot what it was. They might have a flower shop or something gay like that lolol>>127254647Anons had it right, cake & be hot
>>127255173Pretty sure they're just kidding. And that meme *does* in fact show up as the first result.
more high guardian zerg
>>127255713Their internet sarcasm game was too strong I didn’t understand
>>127255668>>127254630Don't the have a bakery or something because they are selling that at the festival.
>>127255833Maybe it was that Anise worked at a flower shop and Aloe worked at a bakery…
hope we gonna see more production stuff, still waiting for snapdragon turnarounds
>>127249769>Asking humans for helpThat's not dawilike
>>127255750I love the swarm!
Anyone got a Mega?
>>127257488yea but why would you want that, its free on crunchy
>>127257575i wanna upload the opening/ending + finale ending on youtube in good quality. also it'd be nice to have
>>127257488There's no mega with the fixed audio mixing yet
>>127257654https://mega.nz/folder/PbZxTATa#Vh1Hi-EgPejj4daPcy7EjAits still the old audio tho
>>127209142>>127209192>>127209221>>127209241>>127209559>>127209586Said it before and I'll say it again. This art style looks pretty good in stills. This should've been a webcomic or something.
>>127257782The storyboards are pretty good considering the circumstances.
Cooked the turkey this year with Rosemary, Sage, Parsley, and Thyme. hope it turns out good.
>>127259287Let us know if it does, Garfunkel
i'll have to draw them more
>>127256427A good Dawi knows when to ask for a stool.-Thorgrim Grudgebearer.
>>127208537Decided to check some clips on youtube after seeing that redheaded twink get posted a lot on here. This show feels like a fucking parody. Does Andrew Dobson write for this? Everything I've seen so far has been strawman after strawman. I can't imagine the whole show being written like this?This feels like I just read assigned male or some shit. Even SU and MLP feel more complete as cartoons. Do kids even watch these shows anymore?
>>127261072I forced myself through the entirety and I can say it's alright, the clips don't do it any justices though.
>>127261072Not trying to flame the thread, but I honestly don't see what the appeal can be. I wanna drawfag Snapdragon getting dicked, but from what I've seen I don't know if that would be a safe move.
>>127261127I tried to force myself through She-ra and only got to episode 5 of the first season.>the clips don't do it any justices though.I'll take your word for it, anon. Just those clips were terrible, seeing a straight blonde/blue eyed straight white male talk down to the girls was cringe.
>all the best characters in this show are maleTalk about a huge oversight
>>127261188Exactly, there are some unflattering bits to the show but those annoying moments aside it's alright and I mean "just alright." nothing to write home about however the show does have the potential to be good if done correctly.>>127261231>Implying the dwarf isn't one of the best charactersI love me some cute dwarf girl.
>>127208537OK I won't lie, these characters look cute, besides the blonde one.
>>127261135If you do, please share it in the /aco/ thread, we would very much appreciate it
>>127261419>besides the blonde oneHERESY
>>127261890>"I don't think I hate anyone."- Parsley"The Skaven are the best fantasy race."-Anon>*screams profanities in dwarvish while brandishing her hammer.*
>>127261860>/aco/ threadholy fuck am I glad you told me about that anon! Time to get some Thyme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aDr-Xf_Mm4HGS bros, we lost...
>>127263009>YouTuber said the show is badOh no
Will I like this show if I'm only interested in it for the Dwarf Girl?
>>127263227Parsley is a good and important friend. Her mom's pumping out kids like nobody's buisness
>>12726330715 kids to be exact.
>>127263009>hgs badsweet another one of these
Does Rosemary paint Sages nails
>>127264932Only if you draw her doing it.
>>127256271Could the flower shop linked to Flora being a botanist at all? There is room for interaction between these characters.
What do we call Parsley's long lost brown-haired twin, anons?I'd like to nominate Barley as an option.
>>127255134How can you say you'd suck rosemary's toes if you wouldn't suck rosemary's dick?
>>127266328I like that
Would you Brownmaryllis?
>>127266328Known internationally as Corriander
>>127266926I love ghosts
>>127213393The question isn't would you. The question is "would he?"
>>127208537>Only good thing is the dwarf>Yet to see a single dwarf slayerYou disappoint me /co/ in ways I didn't even know you could.
The name of the teacher is so hard to remember.But he turned out surprisingly good after that bad first impression
>>127266846No, I need more of these dorks. The gimmick characters are only ok in small doses.
>>127209810This is the only character I actually dislike.
>>127266846Snapdragon and axe girl as mc would be nice, but I do like rosemary and sage dynamic. Is it cheesy but I like it.
>not giving Parsley's brothers tiny beardsThey had one job
>>127269432>not giving all dwarves beards, including the women.
I gave this show a chance and it had bad writing, can't deny though that the character design is still better than the Calart stuff that is flooding the cartoon industry at the moment
>>127243504some additional designs. I think at some point they are just "guardians" and not part of a school any more. the economy of such institution is weird in my opinion. something as resource intensive and complex as a school suggested "guardians" is necessarily a state sanctioned organization of some sort. however, nothing in the show really made clear to me how they are organized or being used in a way the would need something like a school to produce specialized professionals by large numbers that couldn't have been provided for in regular apprenticeship. This feels like excess of resource to me, but I don't know if the world or the time period was consider especially prosperous either, maybe something to do with the advent of new magics, might be interesting plot points. Man, every-time I make new designs, I generally just prefer to put them in my own project rather then OCs in other people's worlds. frankly.
>>127270201That’s normal. A lot of original story ideas I had started off as fan fiction.Also, the whole “go to your glory or go to your graves” bit from the cave episode still has me thinking that Raye planned on revealing some sort of fucked up truth about what the relationship between guardians and the populace actually entails. Though that’s probably a season 2 onward plot point, so…
>snapdragon as mc>family tied to ultra conservative anti-magic templars who used to run the contry a long time ago till they where toppled by pro-magic triumvirate who are basicaly mediveal fantasy capitalists at this point>tries to uphold his families name but is too frail to do so>selfdoubt and gender dysphoria set in>tries to become a guardian to prove himself>eventualy makes friends and discovers that he is queer>discovers that new magic gives a almost comfortable way to transit at least opticaly, he dabbles a bit but never fully comits because of fear and doubt>in an absolutely butchered mission he finds and merges with the soul of a litteral goddess from the time of creation>she is a fucking TERF>bullies snap for beeing a man and mocks his wish to be a woman(the divine form, thats how she discribes it)>litteraly the "you will never be a woman" copypasta but like "even magic can not change your nature">but then she basicaly explains the creaton myth to him>that from the beggining of time, life was forged out of the 4 elements and that the first woman who was born from it build a giant forge to forge life herself in her own image, creating several daughters>the forge still exists, if he complies with the ghost she will reforge him into a 100% biological woman
>>127270710>she needs a tremendously large amount of energy to assume physical form again>luckily, the triumvirate pumps a huge amount of energy out of the earth (and slowly killing it that way) to build their terraspheres so siphoning their giant magic pumping jack would do the trick>in seach for allies he gets involved with a bunch of neo templars who notice him because of his family lineage>they present themselves as nice, friendy, envirormently concerned traditionalists, TERF Ghost finds them realy nice>snap uses his brain and realises they are just neo nazies who want to unsurp power for themselves>now he finds himself gridlocked in a conflict between triumvirate and new templars>also TERF Ghost is fucking insane, wants to become queen of the world and enslave everyone>she apperantly forgot to tell snap about the time where she and her sisters imprisoned their mother, monopolised the forge and created men as a litteral slave race until all the sisters murdered each other in mania>it doesn't look bright for our little girly guy>luckily he has a lot of friends who support him>like...ähm... axe murdergirl and... that one professor and... PARNELLE>they surely gonna fix all this and that totaly won't end in disasteryeah... rate my fanfiction I guess
>>127270710With a plot like this you're likely to piss off both sides of the political spectrum at once.
>>127270747Sounds based and grillpilled
>>127270710>>127270725That sounds batshit crazy but it would probably be a much more memorable and compelling story than the bland webcomic-tier crap we're currently getting. Why is this series even rated R again? It feels like something that would've been on Jetix
>>127273883A trans person in a show translated to Russian? Not allowed.
>>127273883>Why is this series even rated R again?so they can say shit and gore those crabs
>>127273883Because crunchyroll doesn’t know what it’s doing and gave it the wrong rating
>>127273883>Why is this series even rated R again?It knows of my lustful thoughts
I want this to succeed, I don't even like crunchyroll.
>>127276805>I want this to succeed, I don't even like crunchyroll.crunchyroll obviously hates the show so it succeding would be a big F you to them
>>127270725>nazis>TERF Ghost finds them realy nicekek
>>127217142You severely underestimate the talent of right-wing youtubers who make waves out of drops. They did it with She-Ra, they'd do it with this.
>>127223885What the fuck, how did this shitshow get something like this?
>>127229643Go and break a diamond golem with a sword, anon.
>>127208537i want to kiss the sorceress
>>127257782It WAS a webcomic, for a bit
>>127279657I want to kiss the dwarferess
>>127279936maybe it can continue that way
at least it better than SU. Which is they don't have "everyone can be redeem" philosophy
>>127270201the good thing about HGS for being a world is that it is just D&D, so anything goes. they really needed to explain how new magic works or at least show limitations beyond it just being a source for spells because when any magic can just be done by thinking about it and having no cost, there is no real reason anyone would not be a mage in the setting (reasons that are not contrived).Also, Ginger Human Conjurer sounds like she is going to be making gingerbread men.
>>127283077>the good thing about HGS is that it is derivative.
>>127282194I'm sure Olive can be redeemed after she lives out her sentence
>>127284942>after she lives out her sentence>Implying she won't work with the girls cause she knows that she's already crossed the line with her former allies and realizes that defeat means death for her.She's going to end up being the most brutal of them all simply to keep the cabal off her back.
>>127286137So she'll be willing to kill?
>>127288202She's already gutted that one guy in the finale so I bet she'd be hesitant but would kill if need be. Kinda like the whole corner an animal and they'll go all out thing.
Man, I know this show isn’t very good, but I wish it had more fans just so I could get a more consistent stream of Parsley content in my life.
>>127214883Budget is a pathetic excuse, lemon friends season 1 had a budget of like 10 bucks and even though the animation was awful you could still feel the passion.
>>127211298>thisThe VAs were just plain bad no matter how you try to defend it. Hell, even the voice mixing on the final cut was terrible. The production was a fat mess all around. Aside from the cringe worthy dialog, all their deliveries felt forced and uninterested. It really sounded like they should've gotten some proper voice acting lessons from a professional or taken a few classes before jumping into recording their lines.
>>127290419> lemon friends season 1 Never heard of it, is it on YouTube or something?
>>127290419You mean Kemono Friends? Maybe the fact that people didn't shit on that show before it even came out has something to do with it? People watched that with open mind, while they watch HGS solely just to hate on it. Gee, I wonder why KF had a better reception.
>>127290939why do you think people shit on it?
>>127290533They actually fixed some audio mixing in post. Still doesn't salvage it obviously.
>>127291256To fit in.
>>127291672... are you in middle school?
>>127291765The fact that you think people only do that in middle school is a clear indicator that you are, indeed, in middle school.
>>127291839do you think people only object to this project just because they want to fit in?
>>127291855Pretty much, yeah. Group mentality is a thing. Hell, I was caught in the wave of hating it for years. Luckily for me, I have since formed critical thinking skills and upon watching the trailer I went "wait, this doesn't look so horrible."
>>127291876have you watch the show? and what group do you think people who dislike it is trying to fit into? do you think people who love it does similarly?
>>127291893Well, a bunch of people just hate on it without having watched it because their favourite youtubers told them to do so. opposite to that, people who love it... probably don't exist, but it's a lot harder to fake 'love' than to fake 'hate'. For one, you have to actually watch the show to be able to defend it.
>>127291876additionally, you say "doesn't look so horrible" but do you think it is good?
>>127291905>people who love it... probably don't exist, buthave you been on reddit or its discord on the subject? Generally, I only observed significant interface between people who hate it and people who likes it on twitter. On 4chan is more difficult to discern if people legitimately disagree or are just being contrarian. also, you did not say if you watch the show or not.
>>127291907>>127291941I think it's an alright show, and that it doesn't deserve all of the hate it gets. I defend it purely out of annoyance at the over-hateful fags who can't handle something like stock usage of images to cut time or LGBT rep.Also>reddit>twitterGo back
>>127291951You said "its an alright show", but you did not say if you actually watched the show. Has there any instance of a show "that deserves all the hate it gets"? Also, did you actually considered some of the argument against the show by the youtubers? for example, >>127263009. >Go backBroaden your horizon, anon. Maybe the slobbering lovefest of those platform on this subject is more of your speed.
>>1272920031) Yes you monkey, of course I fucking watched the show. Do you think I'd bother defending it otherwise? I got CR's 14 day free trial just to watch it 'cause pirating it was impossible the first few hours.2) The emotional beats of the show are pretty bad, so is the voice acting. Still, most people complain about stupid bullshit.3) I watched like... 3 videos, all of them repeating the same bullshit arguments, complaining about wokeness, and completley misunderstanding the point of the show. >broaden your horizonYou really need to go back.
>>127292029i don't like implied implications. there are a lot of people who'll defend shit just being contrarian, because they are very smort. what do you think was the point of the show, and was it well conveyed? How do you think the video you watch missed the point? nah, I live on 4chan and twitter, mostly. Although I couldn't figure out reddit at all.
>>127292064The point of the show was a fun adventure. I suspect its broader themes would have been about capitalism and global warming through exploitation of resources, given what little we learned of The Rot, but that's besides the point.And people miss the point of the show by attacking things like "Haha look a lamp post" or spending 20 minutes attacking the Caraway explaining he's trans scene. Not to mention the overly hateful analysis of common storytelling tropes.
>>127292157>Not to mention the overly hateful analysis of common storytelling tropes.that's actually what I am most interested about, can you extrapolate on that more?I think it was "a straight guy's review" of HGS, which I thought explored its "growing up" theme pretty well, it actually echos some of the initial comments made by the writers and show runners, so I tend to think he might be on the mark. Although I disagree with him that it was well executed. Many other overall negative reviews I saw on youtube also took great pains to praise its LGBT representations, but mainly over snapdragons' arc rather then Caraway's scene. Although, do you think Caraway's scene was well written? Do yo think that particular interlude contribute to the narrative flow of that scene or themes relating to Rosemary's character?
>>127248880you will fug the bug
>>127292250>"a straight guy's review" of HGShe getting eaten alive on youtube. I saw tweets, and comments in that video. which is sad because I genuinely believe he has good points.
>>127292250>Do yo think that particular interlude contribute to the narrative flow of that scene or themes relating to Rosemary's character?Watch Raye explain this scene on tiktok, he goes all over it. TLDR: it's something that narratively had to come up since the scene is actually about Rose learning about her mother's past, which means that Caraway's photos with her pre-transition had to come up, and also Rose genuinely never heard of trans people before because it wasn't really a thing in their world. To me that scene felt natural, but I guess out of context it just seems like he brings up being transgender out of nowhere, even though in reality Rose explicitly asks him about it.
>>127283077>they really needed to explain how new magic works or at least show limitationsIn that one scene with the poison teacher and the plants, she uses a bunch of magic and then can't cast anymore. She said "Guess this one ran out of juice" and used another terasphere instead (she has 3)So I guess they have like batteries that slowly recharge
>>127291672Who's that on the left?
>>127293974It's Amaryllis and Rosemary in the background. The other picture is NSFW.
>>127292540I thought that particular video is doing great, in terms of engagement metrics, its much better than most of their adjacent videos, and only surpassed by their rwby related videos. Try as i may, I was never able to generate that sort of discourse on any subjects. >>127293290its a deliberate choice to introduce it as a subject that requires an explanation, but its mostly just about Caraway himself, so I see it as somewhat of a tangent in terms of the flow of the scene, in the context of discussion about Rosemary's mother. The fact that he is transgender doesn't seem to connected with how his relationship with Lavender played out, for example, I don't remember something like "she accepted me for what I really am, when others did not" or something along that lines. Although I must confess knowing the fact that caraway is apparently a stand-in for the author before actually seeing the scene does color my perceptions, because it felt a little self indulgent
>>127293965What if new magic causes the rot?
>>127294035Uhhh link?>>127294065That's what I'm thinking too, they hinted at this pretty often
>>127294734Very nice, thank you.
>>127294784GOD i love brown girls
>>127296128They are very nice. Especially when their palms and soles are lighter.
>>127296128Makes me wonder what ethnicity she's supposed to be.Her skin is lighter than Olive's which is usually referred to as latina cat girl
>>127296281Italian perhaps? maybe German even? I've met some German people with medium complexions but were still considered white.
>>127296628Raye said that looking back at his original fredrator pitch for high guardian it bothered him that “everyone was white except sage” so I doubt she’s meant to be any ethnicity that could be classified as white.
>>127296867I'd argue her skin is so light that I don't even notice she's not-white
>>127294734>>127294784I want to see Sage get cucked more!
>>127297699>Rosemary>SnapdragonWhy does Amaryllis keep stealing Sage’s girlfriends?
>>127297699She had her chance
>>127296237You know there's been more Rosemary feet art than there has been Sage feet art, despite Rosemary never having shown her feet while Sage has them on full display
>>127270201>>127243191>>127239411Is there one yet for the Spice Melange from Arrakis?
>>127297699Then look forward to the upcoming chapters of my fanfic "The Cat's Meow". If I manage to ever finish them, that is.
>>127294061>stand-in for the authorHe isn’t though, that’s just another random thing hate youtubers are pumping out. Raye probably plays him because he’s trans and finding trans voice actors is hard. Again, they had no budget and no time
>>127296281>latina cat girlBy YouTubers lol not by the crew or in universe
Rosemarys pubes are PINK
>>127299705>Anon please stop using my crotch as a pillow
>>127298978Whatever, fuck it, gonna post chapter 3 before the thread dies. Enjoy! works/35104882/chapters/88153951
>>127299125well, I didn't get that from the youtuber, you are being too defensive.
>>127300419what's the rest of the link?
>>127300471archiveofourown dot org/
So Raye is FtM yeah?
>>127300531He is, yes
>>127300419>>127300517I liked it, thanks!
>shows portrays Rosemary and Sage as bestest friends despite having no indication other than them saying it and holding hands and shit>instead of showing how they came to be friends they spend a good chunk of the show away from each other>they have zero issue with this not speaking to each for long periods of time despite being best friends>but suddenly in the Halloween episode they have an argument out of nowhere for drama sake with no build up of Sage getting tired of Rosemary's shit>in the following episodes they are friends againYou could write a book with all the dumb shit and errors this show's script has
>>127301176That sounds like bullshit, because Sage and Rosemary are almost always together during the first half, and then when they have an argument during the fall festival, there's an entire episode that specifically deals with the fallout from their argument. Are you sure you watched the show and not some cliff notes youtube 'review' of it?
>>127301275>and then when they have an argument during the fall festival, there's an entire episode that specifically deals with the fallout from their argumentAnd where's the part where Sage gets fed up with Rosemary being an idiot? Up to that point, she was at worst confused at her behavior but lashing out at her was forced and disingenous
I wanna paziru Rosemary's hair floofs
I genuinely enjoyed the memory-catching episode. Do I have bad taste?
>>127301376>Rosemary wants to do xyz>Sage wanted to do abc>can't do both>Rosemary says what Sage wanted to do was boring>Sage gets upset because she doesn't think abc is boring>Sage calls Rosemary annoying cause she doesn't know how insults really work and storms off.>Rosemary just wanted to have fun.Rosemary did nothing wrong.
I'm gonna cook me some lamb and rosemary pie tonight!
>>127301885Watch Dominion(documentary), Forks over Knives, Seaspiracy, The Game Changers, Earthlings, and Gary Yourofsky's The Most Important Speech You Will Ever Hear(on YouTube)
>>127259786It went really well by the way.
>>127301885That sounds amazing omg
>>127301582Sage also wanted to have fun but Rosemary just insulted her hobbies. She was pretty selfish there.
>>127298876what would they look like? Do the character have last name again?
>>127302028Those weren't hobbies they were activities parents would do with their children like carving a small pumpkin and learning historical lore to the holiday. Most young adults that aren't nerds don't really care about that shit, they just want to go do fun things like go to a haunted house or play spooky games.
>>127301905Thanks I'll check them out.>>127302008It's gonna be great I can just tell.
>>127208828its not good enough to be hated, its just plain trash
>>127301912Glad to hear it
>>127302176>lamp post pngDamn you got the whole crowed laughing.
>>127263009The female dwarfs have cute designs but that's about all the positivity I can spare for this calarts/SJW project . Mostly because I'm so, shocked; usually every single blonde character in modern American media has been shit on in the last ten years except for this character and her mom. Usually blondes are equated to: Stupidity, evil, selfishness, basically every negative trait under the sun. (Of course the MALE is portrayed that way because of his gender, but w/e, that's just the way nu-writers are.)
>>127208828Because much like a real trash fire, your eyes are drawn to this one
>>127302161Well sage is a nerd, she likes the traditional magic and shown to be incredibly sensitive and emotional. As childhood friend, rosemary should have known that. instead being up her ass about doing whatever she wants and except sage to follow her like a lap dog.Fuck rosemary
>>127239411time to make the most depraved stuff for an OC possible
>>127302568Sage needs to learn that mages need to follow the tanks or else they'll get one shot by a level 1 goblin and raped sooner or later.
>>127297699>>127300419Just read the third chapter, Sage really gets cuckedLooking forward to what happens next!
If the show is High Guardian Spice, why are so few characters actually named after spices? Also, if they're so high, why isn't the main character Mary Huana? Checkmate.
>>127306681>420th post in the threadCan't argue with that.
>>127306681The only thing missing is that it ended 420 lmao
>>127306681>inb4 the evil team the HGS girls have to fight are all sisters.Ghost, Habanero, Jalapeno, and Banana Pepper.Ghost being the edgy leader, Habanero being the quick tempered loud mouth, Jalapeno being the magic/tech nerd of the group, and Banana being the wacky hyperactive sister... wait a minute that feels kinda familiar.
>>127302045>what would they look like?Like something out of the 1984 David Lynch Dune movie.
>>127208755>>127208809>Magic exist that can help people transition>Works perfectly and it's impossible to tell what the biological sex really is... I hate to be that guy but why not just use the magic to cure gender dysphoria itself?
>>127308137Because a polymorph potion is more simple to make I guess. Odds are there would be a whole lot of problems with trying to magically fuck with someone's mind until the intended effects become apparent, also there's a large chance of magically giving someone a lobotomy.
>>127308137Not sure they're advanced enough to know its caused by brain chemistry. Like I think phantom limb syndrome is easier to get then that.
>>127304190Post it when you finish, please
>>127307578>duneI'm still trying to find out who made pic related
>>127308137If shapeshifting magic already exists, why bother? If someone made a sex change pill, then there’s no reason for someone to develop a dysphoria curing pill. It would be a waste of time and resources.
>>127308137Now that you think about it transformation magic existed, and it can do body morphing and mermaid/monsters morphing. So difference between sex transition and magically girl mermaid transformation ?
>>127308666You're right Satan there's really not a lot difference between the two aside from one giving you a fish tail instead of the opposite genders bits.