Apparently he's taking his fandom of how Luke was handled into He-Man
>>124593560I'm feeling grateful now that he never got to make Superman Lives.
>>124593560no one gives a fuck seething culture wars faggot
>>124593604It's hard not to care anymore when it's impacting pretty much every new show I want to watch. I'd rather not have to care about culture war shit but here we are.
>>124593604This. There is no culture war. This is just natural change that white boys need to accept
>>124593678If you lot could only write as well as white boys do we wouldn't be complaining, we'd be entertained instead of bored with how bad you hacks are.
>>124593636Then watch something else, loser. We're pretty much living in the golden era of entertainment, where everything and anything has a dozen different varieties. If you can't find something that strokes your micro-penis, you aren't looking in the slightest, shit for brains.
I guess I never understood how much the traditional self-insert male power fantasy mattered to people’s self-esteem before we started repeatedly getting outrage about “waahhhh, there isn’t enough screentime featuring buff dudes in this”Can’t you guys just watch gay porn if you don’t want to see wimmin?
>>124593758You're right. I'll go watch anime instead where politics and culture war shit pretty much doesn't exist. See ya, faggot.
>>124593758>We're pretty much living in the golden era of entertainmentHE MAN DIES IN HIS OWN FUCKING SHOW
>>124593758>Hack writers>check boxes for everyone behind the camera and in front of it>lowest common denominator writing to make for easier translation to get those Chinabux>everyone's a snarky quipbot>CGI that would make Bollywood cringe>GOLDEN AGE!!!!!!!!
>>124593816Is it really that confusing to see how, after years of a successful She-Ra cartoon, killing off Adam in episode 1 of his own show comes off as vagina-centric as hell?
>>124593560Didn't he also write a Batman story where Batman admits to pissing himself during one of the coolest moments in Batman: Year One?Creatives like him have no respect for collaboration. They're all "NO, BUT...!" instead of "YES, AND...!"
>>124593882I just question why you prefer watching buff dudes is all
>>124593758>We're pretty much living in the golden era of entertainmentIn the western world, hell fucking no. We live in the shit era of entertainment where literally everything is intentionally insulting and awful to whites, males and heteros.
>>124593758>We're pretty much living in the golden era of entertainmentThis has to be a joke
>>124593909If you think this has anything to do with Adam's body and not killing off an iconic character in episode 1 of his own show to replace him with dykes, you may actually be Kevin Smith.
>>124593758A golden age of entertainment maybe, but not a golden age for western animation
>>124593599He was different then
>>124593758this is your brain on leftism
>>124593909Watch out everyone, this guy's into twinks!Personally, if I want to see carnage with a sword, I want to believe that person can hold and swing a sword and fight. Your insecurity makes everything about sex, faggot.
Netflix can still make it right by giving She-Ra a spinoff Directed by John K where Adora and Catra gets raped mercilessly by raging Warbands of Mutated Men. This is what it felt like to see Kevin Smith kill off He-Man not once but twice it was like being spat in the face as a fan of Masters of the Universe.
>>124593972He really did die from that heart attack. Jason Mewes buried him in Pet Sematary, what came back wasn't natural.
>>124593816MotU basically is gay fanservice, so your point is somewhat self refutng.
>>124594003Yeah, I tried to talk you out of it.
>>124594038Mewes had already knocked up Kevin's wife but didn't want to be a father, heroin is expensive and so are diapers!
>>124593958>iconic characterThe only characters in the franchise who have an actual personality are Orko and Skeletor and they’re both famously annoying
>>124594071Oh my god he just oozes söy out of his pores
>>124594074That doesn't matter. People wanted a He-Man show, not another She-Cunt show. Even Kevin Smith knew this which is why he had to lie to get people to stay interested >>124594071Adam being a shitty character in the 80's series is not a free pass to kill him and replace him with a dyke. Any good writer would use that as an opportunity to improve him as a character.Imagine if in God of War 4, instead of giving Kratos new characterization, they just killed him off in the tutorial and replaced him with a new character. That would've been hated by everyone and rightfully so.
It is remarkably silly to think Kevin Smith is going to produce anything of quality in 2021. This guy has one million projects under his belt, and four successes. Most of the shit he makes is fanboy wankery for smooth brained white trash. ClerksMallratsClerks 2Clerks the Animated SeriesThat's it. He got a lot of mileage out of the one good idea he ever had, and also made a mediocre studio teen gross out comedy. Anything outside of that is going to be shit. I really wish this fucker would just go away. The fact that someday soon we'll be celebrating fifty years of Kevin Smith makes me want to kill myself.
>>124594145>saying Mallrats is goodUhh, not very based?
>>124593560Should have died durring that heart attack
>>124594162Mallrats is great when you are a kid and not supposed to be watching Mallrats. I'm aware that it's very mediocre. Still one of the four best things he's ever done though.
>>124594162Not him, but I liked it too. He also called it a mediocre studio teen gross out comedy in that post. I watched it for the first time a couple years ago and loved it. It's not a perfect movie or anything, but comfy and entertaining enough. Part of it might just be my nostalgia for that era.
>>124593560I don't give a fuckKevin Smith is a hack but that doesn't mean I want to see you and your discord assfuck crew spamming /co/ with threads about a property that died over two decades agoYou're as bad as stonetoss and I hope you choke on one of the gigantic cocks you clearly gobble dailyLove, /co/
>>124593636Go complain to a group that actually thinks like you do, like infinitychan or stormfront
>>124593636This is literally pathetic. >No, new TV show, only talk about things I like! ME! Waaahhhh!
>>124594126>People wanted a He-Man show
>>124594239Most of /co/ agrees that comics and cartoons have too much agenda pushing shit in them these days.
>>124594280Even Twitter, fucking TWITTER, is dogging on this show for killing off Adam in episode 1. You're on the losing side here
>>124594281No, that's you wrongly assuming everyone agrees with your cultBecause you're in a cult
>>124594306Kill yourself in the actual world.
>>124594278I don't care if cartoons want to be agenda pushing garbage. I'll just keep watching anime instead and laugh at this dying industry from the sidelines.
>>124594227You don't have to be that angry just because you'll never be a woman, and you dad passes better than you ever will.
>>124594297I don't read or care about twitter because I'm not a retarded white supremacist in his mid-30's or a false activist using outrage to build a cult of personalityDie
>>124594333So, what are you then? Just a dumb Netflix shill? Do you believe in anything or are you just a faggot?
>>124594074Orko did nothing wrong.
>>124594002>She-Ra a spinoff Directed by John K where Adora and Catra gets raped mercilesslyThat would probably make some profit.
>>124594239I think like that anon does
>>124594342>Do you believe in anything?I believe you're a child with no sense of cultural context or perspective who's essentially been tricked into thinking the only way to get positive attention from others is to whine about culture war bullshit that you likely learned from your parents or siblings.
>>124594281This is what believing in right wing "teh silent majority!" bullshit does to your brain.
>>124594383Holy shit, you killed him.
>>124594333>white supremacistAre you seeing them in the room with us right now, Tyrone? Are they under your bed, or hiding in your closet? Have you asked them to pay rent for living in your head 24/7?
>>124594383It's simple, really. If you want to stop seeing complain about agenda pushing garbage in their cartoons, then hacks like Kevin Smith need to stop injecting their personal social politics into everything.Anime fans don't have this problem because political and social agendas are rarely ever shoved into their shows.>>124594393Slit your wrists.
>>12459434210 years ago on this website, this would have been a joke. Now this person is real. We manifested this creature into being.
>>124594333>i'm le centristhow does it feel getting double penetrated?
>>124593560Kevin Smith loves everything and is just trying desperately to get work. That much is obvious. Hes fake as fuck, so everyone hates him.
>>124594432Orko? It's all about Drielle now, motherfucker!
>>124594414Which number is bigger? 81 million or 74 million?
>>124594306>leftism isnt a cultever seen what happens with these people when their opinions slightly deviate from the norm?
>>124594432haha thats great, mind if is share this?
>>124594455And can you imagine how she feels now?
>>124594414>There's no politics in animeThis will never not be the funniest shit retards sayAnime is so completely saturated with politics and cultural commentary that even hardcore rape hentai have political monologues
>>124594495Anything to save Orko.
>>124594503The difference is that its not done out of spite of the other side
>>124593604>>124594383I don't get it. If you hate seeing people bring up "the culture war™", shouldn't you be mad at creators like Kevin Smith that deliberately stoking the culture war flames with shows like these?If we got a straight forward MotU cartoon where Adam doesn't die in episode 1, these "culture war" complainers wouldn't be complaining. Are people just expected to watch their favorite properties get shit on and not talk about it?
>>124594414Bruh did you not see the shit-storm the AOT ending caused. It was way worse then this
>>124594432I don’t think there’s been any clips released where you can hear him yet but I hope Downtown Griffy Newmz’ va performance ends up being a highlight for even the people who hate the show. He has a very natural cutely vulnerable energy to his voice, I’d like to hear him in more cartoons after this
>>124594503Yeah, but we don't have a whole lot of context for it unlike American politics which are in every piece of American media. The Japanese are talking about Japanese problems from a Japanese point of view, so it's very easy for a westerner to get invested without getting bogged down in its subtext. Do we lose something by lacking that? Sure, but it's also more fun
>>124594540They are fucking retards who think this shit isnt made on purpose for advertising.
>>124594503The difference is that to most of the people who like to bitch online, complex allegories about specific wartime conflicts aren’t “political”, but the existence of black and gay people is
>>124594650>the existence of black and gay peopleYou know you're being dishonest with that.
Remember, mods only care about bullshit threads like this unless they get 10+ reports
>>124594541No, people still watched that show and enjoyed it. It never did anything as egregious as lie to the audience then kill off the main character. Many people, including me, won't even watch this show now after they found out the truth. >>124594643Advertise what? A show that doesn't even have the character everyone wants to see? This is anti-advertisement.
>>124593604Look at the catalog and cope
>>124594818 Your forgetting that numerous people sent death threats to the author as well as selll their copies of Aot. it was so bad he had to retcon it
>>124594837None of those things happened and you reply to this post will have no proof of it happening.
>>124594818No one cares, man.You've been crying about this for months now. It's not catching on.It's time to stop posting.
>>124593604>inject cartoons with politics and social agendas>surprised to when cartoon fans discuss or complain about said politics and agendasWhat do you want exactly? People to simply not acknowledge what is clearly happening?
>Yeah I’d like to know how little you guys sold out for and it feels like to have no soul and a black heart?
>>124594541>what aboutismWhy are you being disingenuous?
>>124594853>No one caresPretty much all discussion about this show on the internet right now is about how Kevin Smith lied and it's not even about He-Man lol.You lost. Slit your wrists
>>124594869>BRO IT'S A WAR ON CHRISTMASkill yourself in Minecraft, Alex
>>124594895No one said that.Take an actual razor from the actual world and slit your real wrists and actually die, shill.
>fill your shit with twitter politics>pay every reviewer to say your shit is 10/10 best thing ever made>say that everyone who doesnt like it is a nazi shitlordAnd /co/ will still wonder why is anime and manga growing so much
>>124594938This was posted by shitstained Indian hands
>>124594982Based paieet. Meanwhile thiis was posted by soft, white feminine soiboy hands that don't understand why killing off Adam in his own show is retarded as hell.
>>124594938I don't get why the shills are still desperately clinging to muh nazi shitlord incel chud argument when the anons they attack could be of every race and gender who were actually willing or interested to watch their shows but kept getting attacked and demonized for daring to utter a criticism or point something out, the shills are basically radicalizing centrist people away from the center-left bit by bit.
>>124595053>the shills are basically radicalizing centrist peopleYou're starting to understand their true purpose. We're meant to factionalize and fight, destroying the United States in the process of balkanization.Now ask yourself, what Winnie the Pooh lookalike would benefit from the breakup of the US? Most interesting indeed
>>124595053because advertisers make sure that every cartoon discussion turns into a political debate so they associate said cartoon with euphoria and dopamine rushesgood writing, good moments, good animation? who cares about that, if we put in a gay kiss in the background (that will get cut in the china release btw) people will be talking about it alot more, and its 10 times easier
>>124595053Half of its shitposting to get (you)s, the other half are brainlets that clap whenever they see a black person on screen. Also, you just dont see this bullshit outside of the internet and college campuses. I work a blue collar job, literally nobody, not even the fucking dykes and fags around work gives a flying fuck about this woke bullshit.
>>124595053The reason they cling to labels is because labels is how they conceptualize the world. You can't have individual thought or opinion, all that matters is the fucking labels you can pin onto a person that tells you how they think. That's why anyone who dislikes these new reboots, remakes, and sequels that are subversive for the sake of being subversive is a chud nazi incel buzzword buzzword buzzword. To them it's literally impossible to believe that anyone can form opinions that aren't a literal stereotype of some socio-political label they've arbitrarily shoved onto everything.
>>124593884>it was a cool moment, yes, and batman secretly pissed himselfI see no problem here. Pissing is the best.
>>124594239You are an extreme minority, tranny. Massive majority of people absolutely hates and despises wokeshit and is approaching a point of resentment where they'd murder the people responsible just to not be preached to.
>>124593758They don't want new shows, they want the same reheated shit from when they were kidddies rehashed over and over again, with nothing changing, just endless coddling and mental suffocation. Telling them not to watch a cartoon for 12 year olds is like explaining quantum mechanics to a dog - a waste of time. >>124594503politics is when self insert mediocre white boy isn't felated by the author
>>124595307Bad faith argument, you know that's not what anons are complaining about but you still make up lies by building a fake strawman as a punching bag, you are honestly very transparent.
>>124595250Thanks for proving my point! Instead of an actual rebuttal, you went with the tired old cliche. Clap back at me when your people can walk on the moon (and without having to be a diversity hire to get there!)
>>124594432>>124594522If they had to kill off Orko for any reason, maybe make it as a Heroic Sacrifice to save all of Eternia.He could maybe come back as a spirit guide to help He-Man when he's at his lowest point.
he-man was a toy commercial. maybe it's silly pretending it was something else
>>124596747now its a feminism commercial
>>124596747and shills are trying to sell a silly show while pretending it was something else