>this is a 10/10 according to women
How do you do fellow kings?
>>124590330He appears to be Cool Ranch flavored, so I agree with them.
>>124590330women like sharp features
>>124590330Girls love faceless guys in classy clothes. I wore a suit and morph suit to be slenderman for Halloween once and girls literally swarmed me just for standing there, when I normally never get girls.
>>124590330>this is a 10/10 according to femcels and hambeast
Guess you could say he's in shape.
>>124590330Chicks dig confidence.
>>124590330Women are right, as awlays.
>>124590330>>124590794>>124590944>>124591077Girls seem to like evil and somewhat flamboyant men. At least as of recent times.
>>124590330Because it's all about personality and also the human designs. Plus it's fictional. Why do you think characters like the onceler or alastor gain so much traction? Connect the dots.
>>124590794TAKE ME TO CHURCH
>>124590330Someone post the pic with all known tumblr sexymen so we can understand the kind of man women really want?
>>124592421I'm a woman, ama
>>124592503Post your idea of a hot dude. Pictures preferably.
>>124592503What is it about the sexyman aesthetic that attracts you?
>>124592421pretty sure it comes down to:>skinny >white>vaguely evil>eccentric>dapper clothes
>>124592568>Just be a quirky, evil, skinny, white man with fancy clothes, bro
>>124592503post tits or GTFO
>>124592421https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIesjzUruMHQaAYeDgIR3XrDRNSYyXiXUDvrD7uNJHI/edit#heading=h.2avb5p8yzfaeNot a pic but I found this.
>>124592525>>124592536I'm pretty sure the specific appeal of your usual "tumblr sexyman" may differ depending on the person, but for me personally there's many.A confident fictional man is fun if you want to either picture being dominated yourself, or alternatively break them (like how for a guy it would be fun to imagine making a tsundere girl submissive), for me definitely both apply.Them often being a villain can still apply to both categories I just mentioned, but it can also add interest when you can for example take control of things that would be distressing in real life (like a very threatening man, say you have daddy issues or have had other negative experiences of similar kind, it's actually quite common) and maybe fantasize that you can, in fact, make them better. Unlike the real version where you definitely can't and you shouldn't. Not saying they would be attracted to a mean/abusive man irl, usually it is quite the opposite as men irl might be perceived as scary and so they channel that into taking control of the scenario. Or they might join the sexyman.Another subset is into the non-human aspect you usually find, like demonic or robotic or alien features, again for the same principle that scary can be hot in a controlled environment.When they're not scary, you'll notice they look very feminine/nonthreatening (or just in general), sometimes they'll have sad backstories because woobification plays into that nurse/caring side that I think all humans have in general.The fancy attire and lanky look I think... hmm... I am having trouble pinpointing why I like it. I think visually it's very pleasing, usually accompanied by a smug/confident personality (and >>124591077 is definitely right), it has nothing to do with money, I'll say that much. Anyone looks good in a suit, even other women, I think it's just one of those things.Let me know if there's any aspect I neglected to try to explain.
>>124592739>"JFK (not the real one)"
>>124592739this isn't /co/, or even really tangentially related to this thread, but this was linked in the proto-sexymen section under snape and it's a goldminehttps://fanlore.org/wiki/Snapewives
>>124592739IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
>>124590330>this is a 10/10 according to women
>>124593159i'd fuck him
>>124593159Probably better than you
>>124591198they really just like suits, ties and classy hats, but those are the only guys wearing them today.
>>124593188When guys tried to appeal with them before they just mocked them for not rocking the fedora.
>>124592739Fascinating, but what did the fuck man
Someone post the canon humanized Bill Hirsch drew.
>>124593236Would still fuck him over any anon honestly
>>124593236Seeing as how people wanted to fuck the Stans I highly doubt this would deter them.
>>124593236i'd fuck him
>>124593236Thanks!>>124593246Probably looks like your average anon.
>>124593236>Looks like one of those ugly bastards in hentai doujins>Most people who consume ugly bastard doujins are women
>>124593265Fair. Probably so.
>>124593329Did Hirsch know?
>>124594051please say sike
>>124594440it's bill cipher from gravity falls. the show was a pretty big deal when it was airing a few years back. lots of girls on tumblr wanted to fuck this triangle
>>124594506How does one fuck a traingle? What?
>>124594613yet another unrealistic standard for men
>>124594613With a lot of hard work and dedication
>>124594613Lots of lube.
>>124590330Zoomies will always have shit taste in anything.
>>124593159Why are hats such a gateway to autism?
>>124590330An edgy older man who’s dialogue is all vaguely flirtatious and who likes to dominate and take control seems like catnip to women, especially younger women. Can’t hurt that his show came out at peak Tumblr too, where they all gave him Sherlock and Onceler inspired outfits, making even more people horny for him.
>>124594613He’s a demon, so he’s got a demon cock.
This character has the same appeal as Calvin pissing on a chevy logo, or a faded tazmanin devil tattoo
>>this is a 10/10 according to womenYou horny fucks would fuck anything with a pair of tits on it. You have no room to talk shit.
>>124596321He also filled a niche that no other show had offered yet. Nowadays there's plenty to choose from if you want sexymen, there's professor venomous, blackhat, alastor, tom lucitor, etc. More choice and higher quality means less obsessive content and less cringy one.
>>124590330have you seen what straight men on this website want to fuckaccording to /co/ the mom from bob's burgers is also a 10/10
Fujos aren't our enemies, they're our allies. They're shunned by normies the same way we are, and they come here to thirst on their immoral husbando or ship, like we do. We should join forces instead of hating each other. We are the same.
I don't know about you but this is a 10/10 for a lot of women.
>>124597012I prefer Toffee myself but I can see the appeal
>>124596981Eastern fujos are chill while they're western counterparts have no idea what they want and will destroy everything they touch in the name of "representation" AKA validation.
>>124590944You can live Halloween 365 days in Tiktok.
>>124597049Most western fujos have rejected their true nature in the hopes of seeming woke. Those don't count as our allies anymore. But the fujos who already post in here, those haven't, and we shouldn't push them to become like the others.
>>124597228Its a shame. A few years ago I didn't need to get all my yaoi content from asia.
>>124597049Dude. You think tumblr bullycides a kid for drawing a gem is kinda mean. Chinese fujos snitch each other to cops, the CCP cops, for drawing wrong ships. Japanese fujos don't whine like twitter because they are fully functioning 20 to 50 adults and don't need anyone's help. Everyone in the industry fears them. Korean fujos are simply murderous and make japanese productions kneel. Wokeness is merely a deadweight for fujos.
>>124597326>Chinese fujos snitch each other to cops, the CCP cops, for drawing wrong ships.Salsas on such stories?
>>124597326Semi-related but I found out the other week that there is a discord group dedicated to finding chinese guro artists and doxing them so they can be reported to CCP. Just because they draw their waifus getting killed violently.
>>124597326>>124597350>Chinese fujos snitch each other to cops, the CCP cops, for drawing wrong ships.This is the future american shippers want.
>>124597409Nice. People who are into gore need to go to the reeducation camps or mental asylums.
>>124597461I just find it intriguing that they want go so far for a piece of paper, I hope to have that level of pure devotion and dedication to something like that one day.
>>124596911Blackhat is based and I want him to sit on my face.
>>124592755So for you it's like in the stereotypes - a split between liking being dominated and liking to pretend like you can tame a wild beast. Interesting to know that incel ramblings are not without merit. You are wrong though that IRL women aren't going for that kind of IRL men, there is absolutely no shortage of femsimps for abusers, felons and even murderers. Every so often it even makes it into the news because of how contradictory it is to the common narrative.
>>124593159I like how he actually had a human form in the show for a split second but it was a fat disgusting abomination.
>>124597409They should do that but with ntrfags
>>124593392Idk. I don’t hear him saying web and anime stuff compare to Dana and Matt. The only times I saw Hirsch referenced anime was DBZ when he was teen. I was one when he posted pic related…
>>124597038Toffee’s character was entirely wasted by the show and I can’t completely forgive.
>>124597712ntrfags are japs usually so they're unstoppable
>>124597852Does the Onceler really count as “morally questionable” though? The whole movie revolves around him being a fundamentally good guy who becomes blinded by success.
>>124599179i think he qualifies. even though he's remorseful, the lorax tried to stop him before it got out of hand and he didn't give a fuck. the damage is already done
>>124590794this fucking amv made me cringe so hard i think it did permanent damage
>>124593329>Most people who consume ugly bastard doujins are womenSauce? I doubt itThen again I don't know enough about japanese women and wtf they get up to
I like fictional evil men.Unlike some women I know to stay tf away from those type of men irl. In a fantasy scenario lots of things are hot.
>>124592525Not her but also a woman and it's these two.
>>124597638What? He never was human in the show
>>124601289>Unlike some women I know to stay tf away from those type of men irlwhere are these supervillain men?