Kevin Smith made an He-Man response video to explain some things to you chuds and incels.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sySaieB9b4k
>>124583574Same. Just click the thumbs down and move on.
>>124583391>Actually expecting me to click on that.Fuck off with this low effort shit.
>>124583574It's He-man's show. Stop falling for incel clickbait about Teela
>>124583391The bait and switch was a bad move.>>124583701Then why the fuck is he hardly in it?
>>124583391Fuck you. It's called He-Man not She-Cunts.
>>124583714He is absent for like one episode and is in the rest of them the fuck you mean "hardly in it"
>>124583391Who's Kevin Smith?
>>124583391Anything more pathetic than M-MUH CHILDHOOD? I've never watched a netflix cartoon and don't plan on starting now but the histrionics are so fucking sad.
>>124583391Report the video too just to let him know people are pissed off
>>124583732Her name is She-Man.
>>124583736Why do you lie?
>>124583736>"He (lies)"Wow great retort. He-man isnt in the show.
Someone give me a rundown on what actually is up with this series. If you use a single buzzword you'll invalidate yourself and I'll assume you're an asshurt Kevin Smith/He-Man fan trying to skew the reality.
>>124583391If you have to take almost 40 minutes to explain why you're so stunning and brave.... you are not stunning and brave
>>124583391>chuds and incels.are you trying to start a fucking fight with the /pol/tards?
>>124583771>Anything more pathetic than M-MUH CHILDHOOD? Yeah, chuds like yourself who pretend to dunk on angry manchildren while pretending they don't care about the rebooted show they're defending from angry manchildren
>>124583771>people should not complain, they should consume product and then get excited about new productWow tell me more about this way of thinking
>>124583798He-man dies at the beginning, skeletor disappears, time skip, teela is buff has short hair and is gay with a black woman oc, it's their show, they find he-man in hell at the end, he dies again right away, skeletor was in evilyn the whole time, he has the sword now, end part 1.
>>124583821>>124583816Call it dogshit all you'd like, just don't be a histrionic faggot about it.
>>124583821Pitching a fit about products is just as pathetic.
>>124583391>ch*dHow to out yourself as a shill with one little word
>>124583871>>124583892>you are pathetic stop complaining and consume productPaper thin
>>124583856Damn, He-Man got NETFLIX'd
>>124583391WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT
>>124584112Even if they 180 for part 2, and I doubt they will, part 1 will forever be a stain on the brand
>>124583391>40 fucking minutesI don't care what the context is or what it's about. All I know from that alone is Kevin Smith is a thin skinned bitch made faggot.
>>124583736What do you get out of shilling for a washed up faggot like Kevin Smith?
>>124584259He thinks he will be spared, but they eat their own. You might not understand what I mean, but he does.
Cody btfos /co/
>>124583771yeah reviving an old IP just to shit on its original fanbase for brownie points and then act surprised about why nobody is clapping and patting you back
>>124584326HOW WILL WE RECOVER FROM THIS
>>124583391those blacks are not based
>>124584687>its okay to be racist when they go against the narrativeEat more shit.
>>124584326That's someone from here, isn't it.
>>124584925Probably. You've seen the kind of posters who infest /co/ right?
>>124583391kevin smith always was the worst call of duty: infinite warfare character
Incase you guys cared. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSpJkBkmjNg
>>124584326>/co/ hated him because he told them the truth
>>124583771>Anything more pathetic than M-MUH CHILDHOOD?Nigga that shit's been powering the internet since The Phantom Menace came out.
>>124585518That girl is cute when she's mad
>>124584971roasties and soibois, yes.
>>124583391The white incels are really mad todaySmith must be doing something right
>>124583714Because no one wants to see a white male power fantasy in 2021. And no one gives a shit what incels demand from a show.
>>124584599it's not for you
>>124583391And the industry wonders why anime is kicking their asses.
>>124586384Then who is it for?
>>124586351Nobody but your indoctrinated kind like this. Why's it only white people with you freaks?
>>124586363Stop projecting troon. You just like how it "owns the chuds."
This shit is crazy to me as an anime fan. They don't even like changing voice actors over there. Killing off and replacing a main character is out of the question in Japan.Why do we put up with this shit?
>>124583856Wait, what? Why?
I don't give a fuck about He-Man but directly lying was a really stupid thing to do to the fans.
>>124586472Because they always wanted it to be Teela's show
>>124586351Die and have the coroner dilate your corpse.
>>124586495They knew no one would want to watch this shit if they knew the truth. They probably tricked a bunch of idiots into resubbing Netflix because of this lie, and that's all that matters to them.
The fact they go out of their way to kill Adam twice and establish he is 100% no takebacks permanently dead the second time is just some lol shit.
>make she-ra and incredibly respected widely praised kids show aimed at girls>make he-man but then kill him off episode 1 ??????????
Anyone miss when He-Man fans were quiet?
>>124586580Why should they be after such shitty bait and switch? Go back
>>124586469>Killing off and replacing a main character is out of the question in Japan.It's not completely unheard of. The most famous example would be Gohan replacing Goku. It's also a great example of why this shit hardly ever takes
>>124586580They have every right to be pissed off. Some fat cunt has been lying to them for a year, baited them in with a dishonest trailer and then smashed all their expectations. What's really sickening us the fact that he and others like him will say they aren't "true fans" for being unhappy
>>124586444Stop colonizing other nations and maybe we can have a talk
>>124586708If he really did lie about all that, then just call him Jon Peters from now on then, see how he likes it
>>124586469>Why do we put up with this shit?We don't. Nobody under the age of 30 watches these "woke" cartoons. Nu-ra's fanbase has an average age of, what? 32? Actual kids and teenagers don't watch this shit, they watch anime instead, and read manga. None of this Netflix garbage is catching on with the younger generation. Western cartoons are in a death spiral.
>>124586774>unironically thisI gotta tell it a fucking odd time we live in. Every time my 14 year old niece visits for parties I ways get confused when I see her tablet. That thing is covered in stickers of Touhou, MHA, Demon Slayer, jenni fucking rivera and the occasional minecraft mob.
>>124586746Enjoy your soon to be cancelled shit. Only your kind watch it and there aren't enough of you to sustain it
Yes, He Man is dead. Its not at all a fake-out.
>>124586363>no one wants to see a white male power fantasy in 2021I love when you idiots think your echo-chamber of faggots is a majority. It isn't. All the shit you idiots support gets cancelled or forgotten, Owl House, She-Ra, Korra, and guess what? Because you are a minority, you are a bunch of freaks screaming to get validation from normal people, you will never be the majority, no matter how much you moan and cry. This is the truth. This is what your kind is.
Maybe if we all pray real hard it'll blow over and disappear like the Lady Ghostbusters.
>>124583391Has he said yet if he'll have a scene where He-Man gets high and pisses himself?
>>124586469Anime adaptions are even less worth watching though. They almost never add anything you couldn't have got simply by reading the manga, often omit dialogue anyway despite appearing to slavishly ape the source material, and when they do deviate end up shitting the bed 100% of the time. They are also intended to be commercials for the manga, so deviating would be counter to their actual intended purpose.
>>124583856>He-man dies at the beginning, skeletor disappears, time skip, teela is buff has short hair and is gay with a black woman oc, it's their show, they find he-man in hell at the end, he dies again right away, skeletor was in evilyn the whole time, he has the sword now, end part 1.That sounds super boring. Nobody cares about Teela.
>>124587058Its only getting one season. And that's enough to make chuds whine, that is all it needs.
>>124587124Then why is it chuds keep losing over and over and over again? While we keep winning over and over and over again? We got Star Wars, we got He-Man, we got MCU. you have...impotent whining on message boards
>>124587240>weYou are no part of those companies manipulating you. You are just yet another drone handing your mom and dad's money over to them.
>>124587220Who are the chuds, everybody? Keep celebrating that money and resources are wasted on shit nobody will watch though it's not petty or pathetic or anything
>>124583391Hooooly shit, how far deep in the shitter does your show need to be before you need to make a response video to explain away your horseshit?
>>124587240Properties that rapidly started flagging and having problems once your politics started appearing in them, at the insistence of creators who then react poorly when audiences reject their messages. You're not winning, you're picking fights and losing.>Captcha: NYHAGPerfect summation of your trash character picture.
>>124584599Reminded me of Netflix saint seiya.
>>124584326The Classic Cope: "the original was bad so it's okay if the remake isn't as good."If you think the original is bad why bother with the remake? Just about the only people who would watch a remake are going to be people who liked the original, and they obviously don't think it was that bad, so this cope is just nonsensical.
>>124584326>Any remake is an improvement on the original.Is this guy serious?
>>124587240We still have Gor. You bitches will never take that away from us.
>Western series is cucked and trannyfiedWHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?!
>>124587184You are the first person that I saw defending deviations from the source material.
>>124587184>Anime adaptations are [retarded babbling]Seeing a skilled manga panelist's work put to animation is reason enough to watch the series, /co/mblr cuck. You could NEVER understand.
>>124587240>We got Star Wars, we got He-Man, we got MCU.You didn't get shit, you dumbass, these companies are manipulating you to make you give them money. They don't give a shit about you, they never will. If you're so sad and miserable with being a faggot that you have to tell yourself an evil corporation is your friend then you told me everything you needed to say about your self-worth.You are nothing but a freak. Always will be. Nothing will change that.
Let me put it this way. Imagine if the Netflix SheRa series ended after having her nearly killed in the first few episodes where HeMan popped in to save her and makes her look entirely ineffective. She can't do anything without either HeMan or a male supporting side character to save her. On top of that any questions about her sexuality and attraction to women are handwaved as an evil spell that gets cured at the end, where she gives her sword and power to a guy and stays home to clean the castle now that the burden of heroship and her strange urges are both gone, better for it.You can hear the REEE from here right? Both from older fans of her original series as a powerful swords woman and the gender fluid spilt on the floor by upset fans of the new one for making magic gay conversion therapy? Nobody is happy, it doesn't respect the character, and tons of replies of people to blame are written.This is similar to how it sound HeMan was treated - emasculated and pushed out of his own show. And no before anyone bitches this was not a glorious death Kamina style in service of the plot and overall badass of the character, so it's not just about killing him it's how it is done and what happens after
>>124587240>haha evil chud don't you see, we got PRODUCTS TO CONSOOOOOOOM jesuschrist, why are american LGBTQETQET so pathetic?
>>124583391Daily reminder, BlackSageD is a pedo
>>124586469>Killing off and replacing a main character is out of the question in Japan.JoJo nigga?
>IT'S ABOUT HE-MAN>BUT IT WON'T FEATURE HE-MAN OR ARTHUR>IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT TEELA>BUT IT'S ALSO ABOUT HE-MAN >BUT IT WON'T FEATURE HE-MAN OR ARTHUR>YOU'RE ALL LOOKING AT THE WRONG THING!!!!
>>124587124>Owl House,The Owl House is still on going anon
>>124587240>we got MCU.>Carol's next film is getting very low buzz and may even be setting up her replacement a la the Black Widow movie>Dr. Strange is going to be the one front and center dealing with all the shit going on from Wanda fucking up reality and Sylvie fucking up time>No Way Home and Multiverse of Madness are by far the most anticipated MCU films on the horizon>Every female character in the D+ shows was either misled easily by others (Wanda) or just made things worse for the male leads (Monica, Karli, Sylvie, Renslayer), the only exception was AgathaIf you want to think MCU is going to keep going with the GIRL POWER rhetoric then keep believing it honey.
>>124587124it's kinda sad you know.I unnironically hope that fags and trannies can make their own characters and stories when corporates aren't watching. Nowadays it's just vomit after vomit of remakes,sequels and reboots. they think being woke it's the trend and then change the characters. corpos don't want to bet on anything new.I think all this shit could've been prevented just calling the show Teela and MOTU
>>124587240>Star Wars, we got He-Man, we got MCU.And they all crashed and burned the moment you got your hands on it. Go back to twitter you fucking faggotard.
>>124587822It would've atleast quelled a lot of the complaints people had about the show.
>>124587729>>124587579>>124586774>>124586363>>124584687>>124584112While the whole killing of He-Man is bad, can someone tell me what’s the fuck is up with “MUH FEMINISM!!” “MUH NIGGERS’ “MUH TRANNIES”I’m probably missing something, but weren’t Tesla was buff in the 2000s reboot? Being buff doesn’t mean you are a tranny And who gives a fuck about black people, I’m pretty sure there was a black dude in the original show? Criticize the show and the writing, and how it lied, not stupid reactionary /pol/ shit
>>124586472Smith has said more than once that he dislikes He-man
>>124586469We don't. Anime has taken over for a long time, western failures like him just double down on their stupidity, dancing on the ruins of a once great industry.
>>124587923>Being buff doesn’t mean you are a trannyBeing buff with side cut means you are a dyke. And also her having a black gf might have something to do with it.
>>124587557Disney's current target demographic is dipshits like this.
>>124584326Eat shit Cody
>>124587240>weYOU are nothing, YOU are worth nothing, YOU are just a useful idiot, a puppet, a peon who will rightfully be sacrificed when you are no longer useful. Don't misunderstand this, you have no power.
So...they took the most homoerotic male 80's hero...and killed it to be about a woman?Sounds like lesbians trying to one up gay men again.
>>124587923No one wants white male power fantasy in entertainment any longer. Especially when white male fantasy is the same iconic symbol of repression, discrimination, and police state that is triggering to downright insulting to far too many people living in the US today.
>>124588262This is some shit bait
>>124588192>lesbiansIt's literally a beta orbiter who should have died of a heart attack.
>>124588192It's not lesbians doing it, it's dykes being used as a cudgel against anything resembling normalcy from a couple decades ago. This is the only thing dykes are used for now.
Hot outrage topic. Much trolling.>>124588287Thread is full of it.
Why god whyThey literally got EVERYTHING right with the animation but the show itself is gonna be shitI fucking hate netflix
>>124583856>die>go to hell>well at least I can't die again>...>die
>>124588339>it's dykes being used as a cudgel against anything resembling normalcy from a couple decades agoIf that were true we would be seeing a lot more gay males in fiction instead of trannies and leasbians, the truth is that they are removing masculinity and male icons in any shape and form. Even gay males are no longer accepted.
>>124588430>Even gay males are no longer accepted.Welcome to the age of the Matriarchy
>>124587350You act as if Kevin Smith isn't at the height of his game right now. Anon, he just wrote a rape episode of REALITY where he buggered the tender childhoods of all these anons and nostalgiafags.It's amazing.
>>124587240great bait getting lots of bites
>>124588446I don't think anyone is welcome, not even women.
>>124587350That's not even the best partIt's not even out yet and he's doing damage control. Usually that only happens AFTER people find out what a turd it is.
>>124587240I have to agree with the other anon, this bait top-notch.
Didnt he say he didnt even like HeMan on more than one occasion? Why have faith in this at all?
>>124587700All the early reviews. All of them. Dont even try shitposting by saying theres conflicting reviews. Kevin smith literally already has a fuxking video out whining about people complaining about the bait and switch.
>>124588534Nobody does. Nobody informed, anyways.
>>124586384Women won't watch it so I hope they and you like seeing money burn. Get woke go broke.
>>124586513They didn't even have to lie, all they needed to do was shut the fuck up.
>>124583391How can we expect a man that cant even dress himself to write or create anything meaningful.Once he buys a properly fitted hat ill start to take him into consideration.
>>124586472S U B V E R TE X P E C T A T I O N S
>some corporate dog says some words to a camera, now you watchyeah no thanks
Legit feels like they went>>Oh shit! Lesbians sell! Let's try to make another popular kids cartoon with lesbians!>>But there are barely any popular kids cartoons with female leads>>Then take a show, kill the male lead to then make it about a female lesbian lead!
/co/ is like /pol/, I've long since lost my ability to navigate the waters of Poe's Law on either.
I dont remember much about the original and I didn't watch the new show but at least She-ra was trying to be its own thing and was pretty up front about what audience it was shooting for.
>>124588684Owl House wasn’t selling anything though It’s top upload has only 5.8 million views and it’s literally a free full episode and is an outlier
>>124588705>/co/ is like /pol/A more dishonest statement has never been uttered. The fact you're even here saying that bait means you are literally wrong./co/ is the cuck capital of the world. This piece of shit board is INFESTED with brainwashed shills like you. It's like tumblr or twitter or even reddit, but with real people sprinkled in some threads sometimes >the jew shrieks in pain as he strikes That's what you're doing. Your tactic is old.
>>124583771Sounds like you grew up with no parents and no TV. I guess being a zoomer must sux, kys kid >:->
>>124586351Is that why in the op screen shot those people are black?? Stupid faggot
>>124588751I don't think you even understood what I wrote.
Will you stupid fucks shut up already. He-Man/Adam appears in more episodes than Teela. Unless they paid and credited the actors for episodes they weren't in for shit and giggles.
>>124588917You know flashbacks exist right? The second half is rumored to be about a vilainess so it fits what is being shown there.
>>124583391Wow look at all those vile right wing white incels.
>>124583391to anybody who is rightfully pissed about this, don't bother complaining to Smith or Netflix they knew exactly what they were doing and their intention was to piss you off. You wanna complain, complain to Mattel contact them every fucking way you can and tell em this fucking garbage show is the reason you will never buy anything He-Man related ever fucking again and then follow through on it.
>>124588917Dude, reviews mention he’s barely in itAlso that there’s a second half
>>124588546 people started calling him out about all the lies months ago and he just kept doubling down on the lies and there are enough idiots around who think Kevin isn't a brain damaged weed addict so they believed him
>>124589081The only people who like He-Man unironically are latinos
I liked the brand, at least I did until summer 2021 anon
>>124588684what they are doing is akin to hearing this one vegan restaurant has great reviews so never bothering to see if said restaurant is actually making money you go buy a steakhouse, change the menu to all vegan but keep the name that has 'STEAK' in it and then blame the former customers for not eating there anymore
>>124583391Noelle is more sincere than kevin smith lmao
>>124588747>>124588325Wasn't He-Man pretty popular among little girls? Maybe Grace was one of them. That would explain her reaction
>>124588917He-Man is in the opening, no shit they count him every episode.
>>124583856Don't really care about He-Man one way or the other, but this just seems jarring.I mean even if you ignore the whole "killing off the literal face of the franchise", why not name the show something that more appropriately reflects what the show is going to be about?They could have named it "Masters of the Universe: Teela's Adventures" and save themselves the outrage from the bait and switch.I guess they are betting on the "any publicity is good publicity".
>>124583391>>124583653I didn't watch the video, But I gave it a dislike because it's funny
>>124583391Just a reminder /co/ - Giving a thumbs thumbs down actually helps a video.
>>124589049<rumors>>>124589160<citation needed>I get that He-Man gets a smaller role than usual, but you idiots act like he was deleted. And it's all based on rumors and clickbait youtube channels/articles. And the lesbian Teela thing is based on her having a different haircut and her standing next to other woman who happens to be black. You are being insufferable. You say EVERYTHING will be woke or sjw or forced and no matter how many things you get wrong, if you get ONE fact half-right you will claim total victory because you totally saw it coming. The Last Jedi and Ghostbusters 2016 were shitshows and now everything else must be as well because your narrative says so. It's like you are scripted to react in one way only. You live to seethe and will talk a lot about things you don't care about just to seethe some more. You will allow washed up directors live in your heads rent free just so you can be angry. You no longer can discuss things, only rage. This is so fucking tiring. I'm out.
>>124589339no one would watch it if they did that
>>124583798Look at this beacon of self righteousness mounted upon his fence in all his glory. Can't help but look down on the rest of us as peasants because we haven't achieved his level of intellectual integrity.
I swear if /co/ has this much bitching when the TMNT movie is inevitably bad... Idk how people weren't able to tell that a Kevin Smith led project would have bad writing and storytelling.
>>124583807You ever stop to think maybe /pol/ doesn't care about this place and you're all a bunch of false flagging retards? /co/ as a whole is like a Raildex general on /a/, but on a macro scale with all of this gaslighting and misdirection. All so a few insecure twats can feel safe from opposing opinions of any kind.
>>124583391Reminder to not give Netflix a single view on this shit. They desperately want you to click on it for even a minute so they can brag about viewers to their investors.
>>124586990El Chavo does make me smile
>>124589184Almost every fan of he man and Max Steel are MexicansFuck it Ben 10 would crash and burn without Latinos and China
>>124584326>Any remake is an improvement on the original.So this is Kevin Smith’s audience now? Just mindless consumers?
>>124589650Exactly Dude hasn’t had a good film since the 90s and to some he hasn’t since his first film
Chud is the dumbest insult
>>124589592>but you idiots act like he was deletedHe literally gets deleted on the 5th episode.
>>124589650Yup. This fat fuck thought that The Rise of Skywalker was good.https://comicbook.com/starwars/news/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-kevin-smith-review/
>>124590276More like /pol/mblr
>>124589988This. It sounds like someone is drinking something.
>>124586734>Stop colonizing other nations and maybe we can have a talk
>>124586734Defend your nations better.
>>124583732I now want a show called She-Cunts
>>124583391Give me an abriged version of what he said. I don't want to watch that.
>>124588446>Age of Matriarcy>gets overridden by troonslolcow farms was right all along
>>124589184Ngl latinos are the best fans
>WAHHHHH KEVIN SMITH IS GENOCIDING ME BY HAVNG A SLIGHTLY BROWN WOMAN HAVE AN ADVENTURE IN A CARTOON BASED ON TOYSI’m glad he’s pissing you chuds off. I will be watching it as it comes out.
>>124583391I wouldn't mind all this if Teela looked more like her 2002 version. But she doesn't, so I'm not gonna bother
>>124590555>i must consoom because it shit on my enemychuds and libs really are the fucking same, huh?
>>124590555you will always be a nigger
>>124589988it just means homosexual
>>124584326kek, can feel the seethe all the way over here
/v/, why you will see this? Why you'll buy the dvd? Why willingly pay for something that you don't like? I know I'm stupid, this is why I ask you to explain. Please, really.
>>124583391>they said don't worry if She-ra is pandering garbage it won't affect He-Man
>>124584326The how about... come closer... MAKING SOMETHING ORIGINAL?But that doesn't make them money on the title alone right?
>>124583653Disliking actually improves the video's metrics
>>124586469Why do you dumb frogposters always say the stupidest things?
I really dont know why /CO/ is so fixated on this. Shit like this is insanely common. Look at what happened to Stephen King, Emniem, Frank Miller and John Carpenter in their later years of work. Very Rarely can a creator of any kind of media continuously pump out good work. Kevin Smith has been struggling long before He-man came out and its honestly shocking how no one saw this coming after he made Tusk and Yoga hoosers.
>>124586444Because it’s always the same dickless white incels getting triggered anytime they see a woman with short hair or a person of color. Always bitching about things being SJW all while acting like the absolute worst version of SJW to ever walk the earth. Shut the fuck up and watch the damn show.
>>124583391The voice-cast list is solid gold. The animation looks solid. I'm just waiting until I actually see the show to form an opinion.But yeah, the show's called He-Man because it stars He-Man. Just waiting to see if it's a plot twist, like Teela takes over for a two-parter while He-Man is dead but is really trapped in the Snake Men dimension or something.
>>124589953Birds of a feather flock together. It’s Kevin’s fault for not steering the industry in the right way. Dude could’ve been the one to direct Avengers instead of Whedon if he’d been aggressive and established himself as a nerd authority instead of just commenting on it from afar. But now it’s too late and he can only be a yes man who smokes pot and directs a token episode of Flash now and then.
>>124585518what do I look like to you, some kind a clown(fishtv watcher) ?
Fucking hell why is shitflix like this? genuine question>witcher>castlevania>death note>resident evil>She-raI am probably missing some more
>>124590898>Shut the fuck up and watch the damn show.
>>124590898>Shut the fuck upthis is a discussion board. you literally could not witness people not talking about things. you can only witness posters voicing their opinions on things. these "sjw" themes are clearly important to the creators of the show and (according to all current review information) important to the show itself. discussion of the show and the themes it carries will commence on the board intended for said discussion
>>124586638>Gohan replacing GokuHow long did that last
>>124590943There's also boruto where the manga has made a mockery out of the previous main chracters by making them job constantly
>>124588430Lesbians are a wedge issue. A lot of guys are grossed out by male homosexuality but turned on by lesbians (the false version of them they see in porn). So by promoting lesbians first they get guys accustomed to thinking homosexuality is okay. Then later when gay men are pushed more there will be less resistance to it because no one wants to look like a hypocrite. There was actually a book excerpt someone posted where they were openly talking about why the media should do it this way, anyone know what I'm referring to? I forget the source.
>>124589339Literally no-one would watch a show called 'Teela's Adventures'.
It has to be called He-Man. Otherwise no one would watch it.
>>124590926They are controlled by people who think society will be safer for them if we are demoralized and emasculated by destroying our heroes.
>>124586384>Its not for you, its for Kevin Smith.I know that.
>>124590957Fighting against & losing against stronger opponents isn't jobbing, they're also still major characters in the story despite the fact they aren't the MCs anymore.
>>124591015I'm not sure if your caught up but in the latest arc sasuke def does job. He's jobbed in the anime too where a villan made him a foot stool. It's the reason a lot of Naruto fans hate boruto
Not watching the videoDoes he explain how this isn’t a lie?
>>124583391>admits he only watched it because nothing else was on>admits mattel only wanted their shit referenced in the new show because it's on their network so they wanna own it 100% and not have any other companies cutting into profits>admits the show is aimed at a new audience because of course it fuckin is they need a new legion of lifers to buy toys for the next 50 yearsI don't know what everyone is bitching about this sounds exactly how every franchise is being run now.
>>124589339They kinda did. The old show was HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSEThis new show is THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
>>124591070If the leaks are anything to go by, does that mean Mattel is going to do a Lucasfilm and basically try to sell Rey and Luke Skywalker action figures after TLJ? Cos that didn't really work out with both old and new fans.
>>124591092The movie was masters of the universe yet he man was the main character. Because he is the main character
>>124591092Next up: Mistresses of the Multiverse.
>>124591092Smith said that was because Filmation owns the trademark to the title HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, not Mattel.
>>1245836534chan = Reddit
I hate chuds so much it's unreal.They act like they are entitled to everything and should be treated as superior despite being lowest of the lowThey only make 13 % of the population yet they commit 49 % violet crimeChuds are irredeemable crap
>>124591040Well, he said it's *about* He-Man. He never said that He-Man has to *be* in it. It's like The Last Jedi was technically about Luke Skywalker.
>>124591070>>admits the show is aimed at a new audienceThat's actually a good thing, you know. that's how Transformers kept being strong.
>>124591130Based! We won Smith bro’s!
>>124590957That simply isn't true. Plus in naruto, how often did naruto show up the former kages?
Hahaha anyone else loving the salt from impotent white boys over this?It’s just a fucking cartoon. Ever considered you aren’t the target audience? FUCK OFF
>>124591125>date the chuds>bury in the mud
>>124591152I tried but I just hate Kevin Smith too god damned much. I hope this blows up in his smug prick face.
>>124591152Kevin Smith claimed it was for the old fans, though.
>>124591164>>124591170It’s critically acclaimed and people love it outside of some toxic white manchildren
>>124591148 It literally is true lmao. The only time Naruto showed up the Kage was during the war arc when he was in his late teens. Not once in the og naruto did a child ever hurt one of the older generation. It's happened numerous times in boruto. Orachimaru literally treated naruto like fodder even with his arms broken. Meanwhile in Boruto pic related happens
>>124590555>>124591125>>124591152If you stopped redditspacing your samefaggotry would be less obvious.
>>124591178>subversive anti-white, anti-male media praises subversion of white male heroWow, shocking.
>Kevin Smith could avoided all the shitshow if he didn't have to respond to twatter>respond to twatter anyway>netlfix's hemorrhaging subs and revenueBased Mattel for accelerating the bleed.
>>124590498>even in female sports>get handed a bazooka, shoot yourself in the foot
What a fucking shitty day. First Batgirl, now He-Man. I am going back to sleep, maybe tomorrow will be a better day.
>>124583856lol if they unironically go through with this i'l laugh my ass off
>>124591223>netlfix's hemorrhaging subs and revenueNice if true.>>124591241What about Batgirl? I heard they were gaywashing Tim.
>>124591261Batgirl is now blackgirlThey even bothered to “leak” a shortlist of the four candidates. All of whom would have been better than darkie
>>124583701I remember the show being announced a year ago as the Teela's show explicitly (Sequel to He-Man in which Teela is looking for the Sword of Power), but I can't find that announcement now.
>>124591261>What about Batgirl?I mean the casting for the movie. It went exactly as you'd expect when adapting the redheaded characters.
>>124591300I think there will be less of a shitshow if she went magic route instead of just going man-at-arms.
>>124591300Found one, from 2019https://comicbook.com/anime/news/he-man-netflix-anime-series-kevin-smith-stinkor/>"But after a ferocious final battle forever fractures Eternia, it's up to Teela to solve the myster of the missing Sword of Power in a race against time to prevent the end of the Universe! Her journey will uncover the secrets of Grayskull at last. This is the epic He-Man and the Master of the Universe saga fans have waited 35 years to see!"
>>124587923King Grayskull was a white Viking dude in the original, they're blackwashing him now.
>>124591353So there’s a little diversity finally. Stop whining white boy
>>124591152Where the fuck is the Retweet button?
>>124591369I'm sure blacks love being cast into passed-down roles. Like whites throwing their old clothes away and niggers digging them out of the trash to wear them.
>>124591383I’m black and I just enjoy anything that makes whites upset. Get used to it.
>>124591369because doing so is a disingenuous and worthless statement, just like you
>>124589148That's not a bad idea
>>124591291>>124591304Ah, of course.
>>124591332>This is the epic He-Man and the Master of the Universe saga fans have waited 35 years to see!Biggest bullshit in the announcement.
>>124591369>niggas whine about he-man>but its white boysthese black white supremacist are everywhere
>>124591419>using the N word alreadyWhite fragility.
>>124590926Because they're bleeding subscribers and need to latch on to any vaguely popular property to continue spreading their political bullshit to whatever dwindling audience they have left.
>>124591480Why not stop spreading their political bullshit so they stop bleeding subs?
>>124591468>Muh White Fragility>But whites still run and oppress everything>But they're still fragile even though we basically have to beg for them to include us as a sign of good will???
>>124584326I-I.. k-k-kneel, Cody..
>>124591395Fair enough, just be aware that these people don't actually like schvartzes and are just using you as a weapon to bludgeon wypipo to death.
>>124589339>"Masters of the Universe: Teela's Adventures"Nobody fucking care about Teela. Most people know about master of the universe not because they watched the original show but because it was memed into oblivion and because they have one of the toy when they grew up and Teela wasn't in both.
>>124590971That would only make sense if trannies weren't so absurdly common in fiction. Face it, it has nothing to do with actual representation, it's just about removing men from positions of power, even fictional ones.
>>124583391Kevin Smith made Batman wet himself retroactively during an awesome moment in a classic story. No one wants Batman to be more like you Kevin. Fuck you!
>>124591395Imagine being so resentful, calm down a little. Pendejo
>>124588469>You act as if Kevin Smith isn't at the height of his game right now.And you are probably one of the ones calling He-Man fans nostalgiafags right now. Its not the 90s early 2000s anymore Anon. Wake up.
>>124587240What exactly have you won again Anon? What big accomplishments are these? Especially since you don't give a fuck about He-Man? You got some movies with your agenda right big tech shares none of its power with you. And its been implied that they do it to use you for their own advantage. What did you win exactly?
>>124587923>And who gives a fuck about black people, I’m pretty sure there was a black dude in the original show? Criticize the show and the writing, and how it lied, not stupid reactionary /pol/ shitMost of it is probably Defenders trying to taint the conversation so they can just pretend its all about the racism and sexism then the actual fan complaints.
>>124590843What a rubbishy Catra cosplay. Let's leave it to a professional fashion designer.
>>124588469LMAO. WTF are you on about. "top of his game" you mean his only critically well received media in years?
>>124590896Decreasing quality is one thing. A creator who consistently makes quality work is quite rare, desu. But how come so many of them are going bonkers nowadays?
>>124593796Drugs got legalized so it's even easier for them to get those in droves?
>>124586472I am womyn, hear me roar!
>>124584326The only good remakes are Space Battleship Yamato 2199 and Trials of Mana.
>>124594004True Grit is a good remake
>>124583771>take an old show with aged fans>make complete opposite of it>the new author does not even give a shit about it, briefly watches/skips the episode in 3x speed>wtf why are old fans angry it's not for themYou are boring
>He-Man now has more lesbian duke properties than regular
>>124590942Straight up. Watch the show first, then whine about it’s content. Sitting there complaining about how “SJW” the show is when you haven’t actually seen 2 minutes of the damn show is fucking retarded. Shut the fuck up and watch the damn show.
>>124594196Wait, is this something people got mad about? The left are cleaner and cuter looking sure, but it feels like you’d have to be a mega-autist for this to be the most offensive example of an art style shift for you to cite
>>124594004*Twials of Mana
>>124594250Time to sip the spicy water.
>>124594207>Watch the showNo
>>124589148This. Circumvent the kikeflix and go straight to the license holder. Mattel's goal is to sell shitty plastic to children; explain to them that making He-man look like a bitch and Teela a dyke does the opposite of that.
>>124591518Only the top 2% actually run anything. The other 98% don’t run shit but feel like they do or should. There’s a percentage of that 98% that are aware of the fact that they don’t really run anything and are insecure about the other boot dropping and being left out in the cold so they lash out to attempt to maintain their ethnic status and the real or imagined advantages that brings
>>124594273If you don’t actually watch the show then you’re basically just making shit up to bitch about so you can whine all day.
>>124588469>he just wrote a rape episode of REALITY where he buggered the tender childhoods of all these anons and nostalgiafagsdetails?
>>124594004The Thing 1980Not a reboot but close enough Dark Crystal and Twin Peaks were good sequels/revivals
>>124594376I'm still not watching your show Kevin
>>124588469>height of his game right now.Mainstream these days hasnt watched Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, theyre already filtering out the MCU and you think the *mallrats* guy is "at the top" of his game right nowGoodness
>>124594376anon doesn't have to watch the show to know the plot points
>>124594288I mean, that sorta worked back in the day for Transformers and G.I. Joe.
>>124594667What was happening?
>>124594376what part of No you didn't get, netshill
>>124594207>Watch the showI think you meant, pirate the show. Fuck your woke shit. Fuck whites. Fuck blacks. And fuck women.
>>124594241First off>you’d have to be a mega-autist for this to be the most offensive example of an art style shift for you to citemoving goalposts from "remake" to "art style shift" to make me look like a retardyou want both of those, I can give you onehttps://youtu.be/is8ATWFsT5w?t=103as a bonus, this immediately killed keroro gunso off as a franchiselike there were fucking magazines for keroro gunso, and it dropped like kevin smith after I gave him cement shoes and pushed him off his yachtalso, tying into >>124587184the manga didn't change art styles at all, yet this shitty flash-animated series is what killed the franchise.From what I've seen, it's actually pretty on-point as far as Keroro Gunso goes
>>124588723>Owl House wasn’t selling anything thoughthat's disney's fault, not owl house's
>>124583391Why the Trumpface?
>>124583798Here is the TLDR:>Two leakers leak that the story is about Teela and a black gf, He-man either steps down/dies. >Kevin Smith goes after the people reporting it hard. JKing that it sounds cool but the scripts are locked. >several media sites give synopsis that validate the leaks, Kevin calls one of the sites out and claims its not true. >Finally gives an interview where he admits the leaks are true. Claims to be such a big fan of He-Man, immediate gets the run dates wrong. >Several instances are found where Kevin has said in the past he isn't a fan of He-Man. And it comes out later he "hate watched" thinking it was for babies and that they should stab each other with swords.
>expecting netflix to not shit the bed on another "original" animated show >expecting he-man anything to be watchable>people won't stop taking the bait ITT
>>124594689They killed Optimus off and a ton of other characters in the movie, kids hated it, parents wrote to Hasbro. The movie got a line "OPTIMUS PRIME WILL RETURN" in the end, and true enough, he did... at the end of the show, after something like a season or two.They were also releasing a G.I. Joe movie a bit after Transformers, in which they killed off Duke (they REALLY wanted to push new toys, I guess). Fortunately, the backlash for Transformers arrived just in time that they included a scene where other characters bring the news that Duke's alright.
>>124591353They're just being historically accurate.From what I understand the vikings were actually black
>>124591092>They kinda didNo they did not. The franchise has been called MOTU at several points still starring He-Man. Its just an shortened version of the title. Now go slink back into the shadows because your hopping someone will not call you out next time. Because this has been told several times now.
>>124594808American education at its finest
>>124594763Not that anon but:Damn. I was hoping the leaks weren't true but it sounds like Smith wanted to try and basically trick people into watching it thinking it was going to be something it wasn't. Feels dishonest to me.
>>124594860Kevin Smith dishonest? Never.
>>124594824they wuz vikangz an shiet
>>124587782>Gets a shortened third season.>Alex and Dana act unprofessionally for the entireity if the show's run.>Writers expected Disney to give them a regular third season.>They were not told about the shortened season before S2 finished its scripts.>Season 3 will be rushed to finish the show in less than 6 episodes.
>>124583391I don’t get it, wasn’t the cgi show specifically for a new audience while this show was meant to attract the older fans? How fucking stupid is Smith anyways? Not to mention that at this point he’s just a scummy liar who got called out by clownfish tv of all people
>>124594891>How fucking stupid is Smith anyways?Famous for being a pothead.
>>124583732>mumble mumble and THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
>>124594020TruthMuch of what made it good though was it was truer to the source material than the original adaptation
>>124594207>give the people who are wrecking properties you care about what they want and then, after, when you're powerless, try to do somethingNot today, shill
>>124589339Because they want to be progressive, the popularity from the original show and the money from the fans.So they hope people will watch this like "came for He-Man but stayed because this is so progressive". Which will never happens if they dont have some redeeming things, but this looks like it isnt anything the fans expected or wanted or liked.Kinda like Thundercats Roar. If they played it as "funny chibi-esque show" and not "thruthfully to the source" it wold have got its fanbase.
>>124594824The BBC are the ones making everyone in British and European history black in their """dramas"""
>>124595662Piracy exists retard. You see this same shit on /v/- you can tell who's actually seen these shitty shows or played these garbage games and who is just regurgitating talking points that've already been repeated for 10 threads.
>>124593796Thats are mostly 2 factors. Sometimes creators have one gimmick. So after you know this gimmick, it becomes stale and you realize everything else is subpar. You realize they smoke and mirror you witht his one gimmick, just like jumpscares were the onet hing people loved. But now it is cheap and just try to sell you flashy unexpected thing as horror.The other thing is they had luck which they never could recreate.
>>124594207Only an absolute retard would watch a show with this many red flags. Watching it is supporting it.
>>124586469>Killing off and replacing a main character is out of the question in Japan.
>>124587240>aligning yourself with globohomo corporations that want to literally make you a slave so you can "own the chuds"holy fuck you cant really be thwdsnais stupid right
>>124596145I can be as thwdsnais stupid as I damn well please
>>124596145Alphabet people and their allies are, in point of fact, exactly that stupid if not moreso. Look at how they're uncritically cheering on the collaboration of corporate and government power.
>>124588325so a bunch of hollywood straight men took He-man from gay men and made it to appeal to lesbians and general audiences who naturally hate barashit but still watch JoJo
>>124596114Biggest evidence that people hate this bullshit, even regardless of who the "legacy" is. Pal of mine dropped this show right away when this guy dies in some stupid situation.
>>124596462>made it to appeal to general audiencesLiterally not how it works.
>>124590830Commenting improves metrics, not dislikes
>>124591395>black people on /co/Good one.
>>124586469What the fuck is JoJo.
>>124596114Except Simon was obviously the main MC from the start, not Kamina.
>>124583653That requires the same effort Kevin Smith put in the series.
>>124584326imagine simping for kevin smith
>>124597407plz don't bully cody
I think that’s the worst part is I wasn’t against She Ra. There was weird moments but I was open to accepting the super progressiveness only cause I could tell they were going for a different audience. I kept sitting there going “yo maybe this means we’ll get a He Man reboot finally after 20 years” and it’s just turned back into the same thing. I’m not against the progression, I’m sad that girls got their role model, and then when it was time for my childhood role model, it gets rewritten into theirs on a second front. Shit’s depressing.
>>124586554>make she-ra and incredibly respected widely praised kids show aimed at girls>>124586774>We don't. Nobody under the age of 30 watches these "woke" cartoons. Nu-ra's fanbase has an average age of, what? 32? Actual kids and teenagers don't watch this shitaverage fan of your cartoon was 32 year old "adult" males
>>124597552That'll teach ya.Then again, there's a reboot underway. It also looks like crap and it's also by netflix.Enjoy the future that you chose.>>124597558>average fan of your cartoon was 32 year old "adult" "males"ftfy
>>124591040More interested in wether he adresses this or not.
>>124596999honestly yeah. I see plenty people my age adore She-ra, Legend of Korra and other lesbian focused media. But Im at an art school where thats just more heavily skewed. Normal people like my little brother and his girlfriend love Miraculous Ladybug and anime
>>124597788It really makes you wonder if there’s a correct response. Do you watch the thing, support it, and hope it gives you what you want? Or do you refuse, keep the original’s vision untouched, and never get more media of the subject matter until it falls completely into obscurity forever? The only thing that works is if you spin it off while respecting the original, but writers can’t seem to do that without disrespecting it entirely.
>obsessed Batman fan>makes one of the worst Batman stories ever>says he loves He-ManWhat did you homos expect?
>>124583391The moment I knew 100% that Smith was full of shit and this was going to suck was when he said that the original show didn’t have a mythology attached to it.You can say a lot about the original show, especially that the animation was bad and it was very episodic, but you can NOT fucking say that it didn’t have an insane amount of lore to pull from. The writing on the show is a lot stronger and more imaginative than it gets credit for, and had an insane amount of stuff you could use. The Granamyr/dragons episodes alone are filled with amazing shit you could use.If Kevin wasn’t such an enormous faggot, he could’ve done what the writers did for Wrath of Khan.>Admit you’re not an established fan of the thing you’re adapting>Go back and rewatch the series you’re making a sequel to before going all in on an idea>Note things that could make for a cool sequel then make the bare script>Bring it through the ringer of actual fans involved with the production to make sure it worksBut instead Smith has to lie, say incorrect things, then blame fans. It sucks he turned into such a dickhead, I liked his early movies.
>>124596450>Look at how they're uncritically cheering on the collaboration of corporate and government power.
>>124597893Wait for reviews/spoilers, pirate to see if it's respectful, THEN support it if it's good? (It'll probably be a while until something like that happens again)>The only thing that works is if you spin it off while respecting the original, but writers can’t seem to do that without disrespecting it entirely.The right answer is getting one's head out of one's ass, erasing the ego, and trying to be 100% faithful to the spirit of the original. Just make more stories of the same show/comic/game/etc. (Netflix wouldn't allow that nowadays, if it ever fully did)In my opinion, Mandalorian did a good job, though they did push a heavy ratio of females.
>>124586469Because at the same time the concept of "Canon" here is far less adhered to, all over the place you see the Star Wars Sequels pretending the Prequels never happened, you've got DC/Marvel opening fresh cans on multiverse every week to make some new snowflake's special idea come to life.Think about it this way, in the West, if the creator of something as big as Berserk dies, would the story remain unfinished? If George R. R. Martin dies and never writes another book, do you really think the estate won't find some ghost writer to slap a relative's name on and finish the series until the next franchise begins and just make like the fucking Herbert estate? I think Berserk is over without Miura to finish it, and in the west that would be unthinkable.They're still slapping Stan Lee's name on writing credits. Credit as the creator of the property or whatever, sure, but writing credits? To a man who'd be dead for years?
>>124594735I don’t care if you pirate the show. I hit up mega every day a show I like gets a new episode. >>124594533Anon doesn’t even know the actual content of the show yet. All this whining is over small snippets of information and speculation. >>124594482>>124594694Complaining about something without a viable solution is called whining.
>>124598208>In my opinion, Mandalorian did a good job, though they did push a heavy ratio of females.Everything in Star Wars is owned by one entity. The issue with things like he-man or Star Trek is that different entities own different parts of them. That’s one reason why everything in Star Trek discovery looks off or different. Different entities owned different parts of Star Trek when the show started. It’s no excuse for the Klingons, or holograms being everywhere, or the actual plot being a train wreck, but it’s a good reason for why the Enterprise in discovery looks so different from the TOS Connie when it didn’t have to. At least the bridge looked good tho but would be better without lights everywhere.
>>124598379Then watch something else and quit bitching. Do you get a hard on by being constantly upset about shit all the time or something? Is that the only way you can get it up? Think about how angry you are about something and then start stroking?
>>124585518>IncaseIt's IN CASE you fuck. TWO WORDS!
>>124598138There are days when I think that the overuse of the term fascism has less to do with midwits using lazy rhetoric and more to do with confusing the term so that actual fascist policies and practices can be implemented while things that the people that are implementing said fascism can still be labeled as ~le bad fascists~
>>124598138>>124599197>while things that the people that are implementing said fascism dislike can still be labeled as ~le bad fascists~forgot that bit there
>>124599197yes everything they do is a projection they accuse their opponents of doing the things that they themselves are doingthe media convinces useful idiots that RIGHT WING BAD BECAUSE X so the establishment can keep doing X without the useful idiots turning on them
>>124599392I meant less projection and more deliberate obfuscation but otherwise I agree
>>124584326arguing with holes usually means its a womb man
>>124587240winning what? more money for passive progressive mega corporations? well done
>>124597552They're making a He-man cartoon aimed at kids and so far all we have to go on is its CG and has the biggest buffest He-man.
>>124598500there's like three males there
>>124597552The problem is its REGRESSION not progression. I mean look at what they did to teela. She was ALREADY a badass warrior. But that's not enough? She has to buff up? And because now shes buff, she cant look feminine? And now that she cant look feminine, she cant have long hair? and now that she has short hair, isnt feminine, and is buff, she cant be straight?Look at how regressive that shit is. Its basically saying that strong women cant exist unless they're literally men to the point they also like women. Its regression labeled progression and we all suffer for it, including the retarded dykes who cheer for shit like this.
>>124586469Because they are postmodernists socialist that grew up watching faggot anime like sailor moon or utena.
>>124591152>Stated as the spiritual sequel to the original show.>Ever considered you aren’t the target audience?
>>124583798feminist agenda strikes once again. all white male character are killed of or turned into weaklings and the show is now about powerful wyman who all have censored costumes while he-man still dresses like a gay stripperbasically the same sjw garbage that has ruined every other male hobby
>>124601303Why tf lefturds thinks that everyone who dislikes the woke shit are right wing americans? Latino here. He-Man was really popular here and we are also hating this new show. By the way, we had lefties on the government here for years. We hated it.
>>124583856Wouldn’t making teela gay be contradicting her character? She had an already existing live interest in the previous adaptations
it's weird they keep doing the exact same thing with these old franchises. you could do a masters of the universe season without he-man, but you wouldn't focus on the boring teela, you'd do a big ensemble cast with all the odd ball lesser known characters getting a rub. then bring he-man back in the last episode for a big battle or cliffhanger.
>>124586351Hating your own race is a mental illness.
(You)124587240Excellent work evilyn! With this magnificent bait, they’ll surely respond to it! Neyheheheheheh! Now help me out prepare plans for the upcoming /co/lympics
>>124601898Obviously, but strong women cant be straight because to be strong they need to just be men. So shes a lesbian, because she has to like women
>>124598798anon fapped to much to gobbos and dickgirls to know proper grammar
>>124594808Even if that were true (it's not), Eternia is not Earth. The only reason they made King Greyskull black is because Netflix are racist and lazy.
>>124601643Same reason why anons think everyone who doesn't support a race war must be a corporate shill. Americans can only think in binaries
>>124602707I fap to the same same-faced dickgirls and I can still get it right!
>>124602691Nice. They deserve it to be honest
>>124583391>more gaslighting from Silent BobNah I'm good thanks
>>124602764Every original everything was black, according to people like tariq nasheed, who also believes the reason black men are more likely to be homosexual or transexual than any other race because white people fucked it into their dna.They think black people invented EVERYTHING until they also invented white people who turned on their masters. So blacks were egyptians, vikings, jews, mesopotamians, samurai, everything. And its racist to question that, so dont.
>some cat on he internet is all like>YOU SAID YOU WATCHED THIS IN 1981It was all the cats, Kevin. All the cats.
>>124601957Eh, when you got this going for you...
>>124583391>All black guysKek, he can't even call them incels now
Does this mean adam is in hell or subternia since he can't return to preternia?
>>124603120To be fair, that guy loves the nazis and the confederacy, both enemies of America, despite he call himself a patriot. That mean he hates himself
>>124583391So it's true or not that He-Man dies in episode 1 and then again in mid season finale?
>>124583391Black people really love he-man.
>>124594510>>124592776>>124592671I shouldn't have to explain the joke, but since you're clearly new to /co/ Kevin Smith has worked in comics before and is rather infamous for inserting rape into the storylines such as for Black Cat. Now this isn't a new criticism of the man, as /co/ has had threads about it since forever including some recent ones.The joke, therefore, is that Kevin Smith's He-Man was him inserting a rape story into the lives of He-Man fans. It's basically the South Park Indiana Jones episode. The "height of his game" is that he not only basically raped He-Man's character but also every person who cares about the character, a gambit to infect reality itself. Sure it's a joke on the people complaining but it's actually on Smith himself.And now you know, and knowing is half the battle until Hasbro lets someone, probably Aubrey Sitterson, write a new GI Joe series.
>>124603382>And now you know, and knowing is half the battle until Hasbro lets someone, probably Aubrey Sitterson, write a new GI Joe series.It IS all doom and gloom out there huh
>>124603466I don't even remember much of his Joe series besides him turning the manliest mutherfucker on the Joe Team into a sassy fat black woman. Look at him. He's clearly using Lego stud technology integrated into his gun so you know he's without mercy.
>>124603567It's like a caltrop, but for tanks.
>>124596977Sorry your pal got pleb filtered
>>124603382A claim probably could be made that this was not a genuine attempt at remaking He-Man but rather something specifically engineered to cause as much butthurt and grief as possible. Something that would receive automatic praise from one side of the social war (diversity, strong women, etc) while the other side receives automatic ridicule (incel, manchild, etc). It depends on how cynical or realistic you think that is. It reminds me of the Marvel theory that pissed off customers are the best customers.
>>124603807>Marvel theory that pissed off customers are the best customersYeah thats working super well with how much they're selling comi-...nevermind
>>124588917every review has said that there are no heroic or cool male characters and that it is 100% female focused.the entire plot is woman resucing he-man since he is too weak.also the plot shits on he-man saying that he is not worthy.also female characters all have gotten their outfits censored yet male characters still look like strippers
>>124603889I don't even know how anyone can defend this shit, but /co/mblr find a way
>>124583732It's not like any of those whores can be called Hy-Men.
>>124604069They don't defend it. But they do call you an incel if your reaction to the story sounding like shit is anything more than nihilistic dispassion.
>>124604239>nihilistic dispassion.That is me. I have mostly checked out of western movies, animation, and tv shows. Gone back to Nollywood movies. What I don't understand is how someone is an incel for not being dispassionate about it?
>>124603699I'd forgotten about this. I could tolerate making the character a big, black chick (CCH Pounder style), but why fat? Why do they always make them fat? They're soldiers, being fat is a fucking liability.
>>124591518>But whites still run and oppress everythinghate to break it to you, but it isnt the whites m8
I'm completely neutral towards the He-Man franchise, if I had to pick my favorite 80s action cartoon it'd probably Thudnercats. Anyway, I just wanna say that Yoga Hoosiers was probably one of my least favorite movies in recent memory.
>>124601643>Latino heresure dykerafag
When's this show coming out? I feel like it's best to judge the product when we can actually see it.
>>124606272chinga tu madre hijo de puta
>>124606414The cringe drops tomorrow.
>>124603307I think Adam is fucking gone, like, legitimately, he's fucking disappeared.All so we can watch old man Kevin Smith and God-King Skeletor Jack-off on screen while Teela and Evil-Lyn and whoever the other woman was fuck eachother over the slowly fading ethereal form of Ghost-Adam, who let's loose a single tear as Kevin Smith cums on his disappearing face while shouting "I have the Power!"
>>124605583400 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCLE, SPIDER-MAN!
>>124583391Imagine seething so hard at Clownfish TV that you let them live rent free in your head 24/7. I'm sure co/mblr can relate.
>>124607906Amazing that a couple of Gen-X geeks from Pittsburgh were able to take on Kevin Smith... and win.
>>124591300Got it here bud
>>124608057Its amazing too see the little guy beat the "big" guy
>>124608271>wait 35 years to see He-Man die twice, get exiled from Valhalla and get upstaged by Teela and her literal who girlfriendNo. This is not what I waited for.
Oh wow they actually did make Teela a dyke? I thought that was a meme. Her only previous relationships have only been with Prince Adam but I guess according to Kevin Smith she was a lesbian all along.The absolute fucking state of western animation.