Adrien is 4'11" tall.Marinette is 4'5" tall.Sabrina is 4'3" tall.These characters are all 14.Why is Paris full of literal dwarfs?
>>123702046Aren’t all but two of these characters 14/15? If they’re teenagers they are still growing.
>>123702046Because French people are midgets
>>123702068that is still very short for a healthy 14 years old
>>123702068Most people are almost fully grown by age 15-16 and will gain maybe 1-2 inches in height after that total.
>>123702046Lol seriously what the fuck.
>>123702046Gabriel is a giant, holy cow
Isn't the creator of this show a hack?
>>123702184In what way?
>>123702046parasites in their waterI'm really not kidding about that. They're infested everywhere. All old brick building cities have the worst reputation for potable water contamination.
In Guilt Trip Adrien says "You hung onto that secret as long as you could, but it was just too heavy to bear alone." I think it's likely he'll tell someone this season. Most likely Nino. Nino or Arya will let something slip, and eventually Arya will be able to laugh at the love quadrilateral along with the audience.
>>123702046This height chart makes no god damn sense.Marinette's dad is seen taller than most people and here he is shorter than Gabe?
Are they like 8-10 years old?And what's with that dude being Yao Ming tier holy shit
>>123702046Don’t worry, Gabe is working hard to fix this.Soon, the average Parisian will be over 6’2.
>>123703431Nah, they are 14.
I fucking hate Zoe.
>Guy wears a mask when he's taller than Shaq
>>123703462She is superior chloe.Chloe sucks
>>123702685Chat is going to tell Marinette, and then Marinette has to pretend like she doesn't know she is Ladybug still, and things will get stupid because she has to go on lying to him after he told her the truth.
>>123702046What the fuck I tower over them and I am a manlet
>>123702046I was 5'9 at that age ten years ago, and my little brother is 5'8 at 13 right now. I just don't get how these characters are the size of 5th grade kids.
>>123702046>gabriel>220 cmWait, wtf
Ya know how this show would have been so much better?Just have the miravlculous be lost in the beginning except for ladybug and black cat'sPeople just start getting these random ifts and use them for shits and gigglesAnd each episode is a race to find and either recruit or defeat a new miraculous holder
>>123702046What country do you think the Napoleon complex came from?
>>123702046>easy on the baguettes, Tom
>>123703628England. As a propaganda against the superior french chads
It's a cartoon. Height differences are exaggerated for visual effect.
I need to know which of girls are more likely to be into femdom.Asking for a friend.
>>123703848Alya, Chloe and Sabine
>>123702046Nutritional environment and heredity. You might just as well ask why so many Americans are towering ham planets.
The french are manlets. French history has two parts : the one when the rest of Europe noticed they were delicious hairless twinks and steamrolled them for 1500 years looking for land and boipussy, and the one when their women started noticing too and the few heterosexual ones left suddenly needed to colonize random places to get some.
>>123704003>Not wanting milf ahprtstack and her daughterShit taste
>>123702046>cartoon little girls are actually little girlspedos in shambles
The average height in France is 5'7" for men and 5'4" for women. So yeah, these character heights are pretty off, except maybe for Sabine.
>>123704059Huh soProsI wont be a manlet in france.ConsI will be in france
>>123703546That's 2 meter tall
>>123704096HE'S SEVEN FOOT?
>>123704116He’s 11.8 sticks tall.
>tfw same size as TomWe're all gonna make it bros
>>123704245Are you also as wide as he is?
Compare these heights to Sailor Moon, where Usagi is the shortest at 4'11" and Makoto is the tallest at 5'6" (I think). All of the Ladybug girls are TINY.
>>123703919The french nearly annexed the entirety of europe
>>123704563>trying to explain history to an Anglo
>>123704584You'd think they would know the superiority of french as they stole words from them
>>123702046holy shit, what a munch of manlets and womanlets
>>123702046>tfw no 4'11'' adorable catboy twink to caress Why live?
>>123703515Another possibility. At first I discounted it cause they might blow their load prematurely. Thinking about it again it might make the love triangle even weirder. It would mean they're almost a couple first of all, but then Ladybug would be better with Chat, making him pursue that relationship instead. Leading to stupid.
>>123702381nah but a bunch of kids on twitter hate him for being "mean" to them online
>>123702046dude these heights are in reference to each other, of course the numbers look a bit weird if you wanna try to seriously compare it to the real world
>>123707020But almost all the time we see tom he towers over people.
>>123707043and? he's taller than everyone on that list but Gabriel,
>>12370206811 year olds are taller than 150cm
>Dutch are gigantic>French are all tinyI refuse to believe that. I thought most Europeans were pretty tall genetically. It's not like they don't eat well in France.
>>123702046Are we going to ignore Gabriel is 2m 20cm?
>>123703462they could have handled her better that literally being a long lost sister nobody knew about.
>>123702068I mean i was 5'8 then now i'm 6 ya they'll grow but probably not by much.
>>123702068>>123702046Funny thing that Sailor Moon is the same height as Adrien, is also 14 and is considered short. I'd think Adrien would be taller since he's a model.
>>123707190Agreed. She has no personality traits that really stick out to me and seems like the kind of character that a show throws in to be non threatening before they remove them for being too boring I have zero attachment to her beyond her interactions with Chloe because those are the only times she’s even remotely interesting, and I still have yet to see anyone who likes her character and not just her design
>>123702046What the fuck mane I was 6' by the time I hit 13.
>>123702046Did they let the Japanese decide heights?
>>123707263She doesn't has the pizzazz of Chloe nor the energy of Alya, nor is cute as Rose.The one thing she has going for her is literally the angst of being this bastard child from a troubled marriage but they show is too childish to take advantage of that. The show doesn't even show she comes from New York and is basically a foreigner they could play some fun interactions with that but they don't even show that.