>>123693498Some fast food places have genuinely good salads tbqh
>>123693498A teenage girl that's conscious about her body and actually needs energy.
>>123693498Aren't fast food salads worse for you then the regular food because of all the perservatives required to keep them green?Boy, that's going to backfire on Kim sooner or later
>>123693576>googles relentlessly.Huh, yes they are. Kim might wanna reconsider using the booth longterm if she keeps eating like that
>>123693498a person that has a boyfriend into fast food
>YWN talk Kim into trying one of the jumbo burritos>YWN snuggle up with her as she spills out of her pants>YWN talk her into shopping at the plus sized shop as she quits her job forever
>>123693576Gross if true.
>>123693718>>123693576>an average salad comes in at 730 cals per serving, compared to the 680 Double Big Mac Burger.
>>123693630Ron's just cheating with super monkey metabolism anyway.
>>123693737That’s if you throw in all the extra shit like a whole bag of ranch.
>>123693576It's less about the preservatives and more about the extra calories coming from the dressings and extras. And even then, it's only really a problem if you want to lose weight. If you're in shape and do regular exercise like Kim, it doesn't really matter. You're going to burn all those calories. It's always just a matter of balance.
How would Kim adjust if, say, Shego turned her into a fatass? Alot of her technique is based on speed and agility
>>123693839I think we mentioned she’d end up Ron’s sidekick Which is fitting
>>123693498>Gets fat>Still has flat titsWe all know it to be true.
>>123693906Her face ends up fatter then her tits (Kim looks like the type of gal to get a very fat filled face. She's already got a baby double chin)
>>123694024Honestly the best she could hope for is same size but at least not pointy
>>123693737>>123693598>Kim starts to get chubby>Someone clues her in on what a scam the salad are>Starts eating like Ron since obviously his meals have less calories than hers and he's still skinny>Never realized how much more delicious the flagship food items are>Plus her portion sizes are starting to trend larger and larger as her appetite grows>Soon Kim is just hogging out in the booth putting Ron's food experiments to shame with her own decadent indulging >When her addiction starts outpacing her funds, she decides to offer Bueno Nacho the opportunity to sponsor THE Kim possible in exchange for free food>Kim starts going on missions in an elastic Bueno Nacho colored leotard in place of her normal black shirt>Despite the elasticity her swollen midsection is obviously muffining hard on her green mission pants
>>123693498A cuckquean.She's sitting there watching the love of her life go to fucking town on a triple-double-decker-naco-burrito-supreme. She knows that luscious, high calorie meal will satisfy his unimaginable hunger in a way her pathetic fucking salad never could. Yeah, yeah you dip that shit in some melted cheese you fucking stud! Make that cheap dollar menu wrap your fucking bitch! Oh god this kale is so worthless and disgusting! HNNNNNNGGGGG!!!
is this a fetish thread
>>123694282>Fat Bonnie cucking Kim
>>123693498The kind of person who goes to a fast food place daily and doesn't want to die.
>>123694282>Bonnie gets fat as fuck due to some local villain scheme>Kim decides to turn the other cheek out of bitterness>Bonnie finds a way to be a bouncy blubbery cheerleader(probably being the base of the tower) and her fat settles in a way that makes all the boys want her cottage cheese ass>Kim is left even less notable then before
>>123694345>Bonnie using her new found weight as an excuse to gorge herself on food>Turns out Ron finds a girl who can chow down as much Bueno Nacho as he can his type
>>123693570>A teenage girl that's conscious about her body and actually needs energy.This usually leads to not enough energy or nutrients to support healthy grow, leading to womanlets.
>A whole episode devoted to Ron becoming a fat Hulk because of toxic chemicals mixed with an all-Mexican diet>No one thought of mutating Kim in the same way
>>123694375>Kim tries to make her more lethargic and fatten up some of the other cheerleaders! If Bonnie is slower and the others are getting heavier there's no way they'll be able to do a tower!>Bonnie just turns the cheerleaders into a comedy routine about fat girls being silly. Morale soars and all the extra skin being shown drives the boys wild
>>123693498People who go there to socialize with their friends. Salads are a meme anyways, they're very unhealthy if you make them edible and not rabbit food.
>>123694437>Kim ends up kicked off the squad after she can’t meet the weight requirement>The chunky cheerleaders’ new uniforms are little more than a tube top and mini skirt
>>123694437>In a last ditch effort, Kim overcabonates the drinks and spikes the food with hot sauce and a mild laxative to make all the girls gassy.>They just incorporate farting into their comedy routine and all the skirts being blown up by the broken wind just make the boys hornier.
>>123694516>As payback against Kim for trying to ruin their routine, Bonnie sits on Kim for the night
>>123694696>Kim finds herself growing aroused at this despite her disgust
>>123694437>comedy routine>Not reinventing the squad around belly dancing and uniforms that invoke a harem slavegirl aesthetic>Kim's slender waist and flat hips are so boring Bonnie purposely orders uniforms too wide for her to fit so she can't preform any routine with them
>>123694792>Gets even more aroused when she sees Bonnie more touchy around Ron
>>123693498People who want a bang for their buck.
>>123694803>>Not reinventing the squad around belly dancing and uniforms that invoke a harem slavegirl aesthetic>>Kim's slender waist and flat hips are so boring Bonnie purposely orders uniforms too wide for her to fit so she can't preform any routine with them>Ron ends up being asked to fill in as the sole male cheerleader>Constantly surrounded by guts and butts
>>123694696>Kim gets brapbroke
>>123693906>Gets fat>Still has flat tits>Butt gets even rounderTradeoff
>>123694817>Deciding to fight flab with flab, Kim brings out the HenchCo mutagen that affected Ron back in Grande Size Me, becoming a bloated, belching, brapping babe to outgrow Bonnie>It soon becomes something out of the Jumbo-Gro cartoon as Kim and Bonnie fight for the mutagen to outgrow the other
>>123693498That's actually pretty realistic, I remember a lot of girls in HS and college would go to Chipotle just to order a salad.
>>123694894You can't fight with a jumping and kicking based style if your lower body is a thick pear of blubber
>>123694214continue this, enough with the cuck
>>123694464>Salads are a meme anyways, they're very unhealthy if you make them edible and not rabbit food.Well that's just silly. It doesn't take much to make a bland salad tastier. Most Americans just don't know how to eat a salad without absolutely drowning it in dressing because they think they need 2 gallons of dressing to make it palatable.
>>123693498To be around Ron. Rewatching the series now as an adult, she was surprisingly codependent on him.
>>123693498I mean, I used to buy a salad at Wendy's every workday when I was a security guard...helped keep my waistline and poop regularly.
>>123699226>tfw he’s rather eat a cheeseburger than your pussy
>>123693576Okay faggot, you and I know that's because they slather on the dressing.If you have the option to apply your own dressing just use half of the pack or use balsamic vinaigrette
>>123693662You are evil and doing more to poison our youth than the trans/homo groomers.
>>123694464Rabbits mostly need to eat fresh cut hay.Carrots, red leaf lettuce, cilantro, bananas and the like should be regulated to treats or deserts, not regular meal items.As for humans, people need to rediscover Greek and Roman salads.
Everybody trying to make a Kim weight gain scenario out of this episode/set of circumstances ignores what a delightful young fat boy Ron makes. He's gluttonous AND lazy. Not to mention he'd probably get pretty flabby and soft. Probably get wide hips and big moobs, too. We see hints of him being more of a bottom-heavy fat boy.
>>123699983True, I guess Kim wouldn’t have to worry about other girls if he’s fat
>>123693498Who gets a salad at a restaurant?
>thread is full of cuckfags and fatfags
>>123700076Maybe Kim herself is a chubby chaser. Female fatfags are rare, but not unheard-of.
>>123700078Sometimes they make special salads...if it's basic bitch salad then I'm right there with you.
>>123699226Whenever I see show Bonnie I get reminded that she's not drawn like a bimbo cock slut... I don't like that reminder
>>123694376Then we should encourage it, to increase the shortstack population.
>>123700078Meals at restaurants include soup or salad.
Honest-to-God, salads are a scam. Women should just eat meat if they wait to avoid carbs and sugars. Women need to eat more beef and more pork. Those leafy vegetables aren't going to help you maintain your body mass and they don't actually taste good, do they? And lean meat is just as good for keeping weight off as a salad.
>>123693662Post the rest coward
>>123701502meat is murder
>>123700906She did seem surprisingly okay with Ron being a fat fuck
>>123700906>>123703042She is fit. Makes sense she'd secretly be into watching a guy indulge himself in everything she denies herself until he's a chair-shattering tub.
>>123693576if it has local produce its great
>>123699983>>123700076>>123703042>>123703243I like the way you think
>>123699197well duh, she never socializes outside her work or school
>>123693576Worse: the dressing is full of sugar and saturated fat, plus the topiings: croutons, bacon bits, etc are unhealty as well
>>123703379Look at her face. She’s about to rip his shirt off and fondle that gut right there in the hallway.
>>123703506The only thing stopping her is her fantasy of Ron's fat ripping it on its own
>>123703548And the only reason she doesn’t go full feeder to make it happen sooner is because she knows she doesn’t have to. Ron’s gluttonous tendencies are so powerful on their own that he needs no help shattering world weight records in record time.
>>123703668>Kim when she's locked Ron in a relationship just in time for his freshmen 15 to be a freshman 250
>>123694214Wouldn't that also kinda dumb Kim down?
>>123704214I mean, in theory it could. One of the reasons people get so "bluhhh" after they eat a bunch is their body has to redirect blood from the brain to the stomach to aid in digestion.
>>123701502My dermatologist said that meat is bad for your skin, so I stopped eating it
>>123693498Yo, some fast food places got legit nice salad. Like DQ, they got this nice variety salad and the onions and tomatoes are really nice and crispy, not soggy at all.
>>123701502t. MANLY MAN that wakes up spitting cholesterol and will die before fifty.
>>123694214Fatfags are a scourge of the internet
>>123704214Addiction/desperation can make people do dumb things. Kim stops looking at what's best for her/the mission as she gets blinded by food list.Pretty soon she's giving up ad space on her ass to ice cream vendors. Switching to short shorts so she can wear stockings covered in the brand colors of a frozen pizza product. Eventually Kim's entire look is up for bids. If a fast food conglomerate is willing to supply her greedy stomach all the food it wants they can dress her however they like. She'll even go on TV and belch in a camera about her favorite empty caloire energy drink for free cases of it.
>>123704202And then he outdoes himself the next year with the sophomore 600.
>>123693906Kim is decidedly not flat.
>>123694282Is there more to this
>>123704202>>123703668>>123703548I always knew Kim was an "architect"
>>123706761That's just a really long nipple.
>>123705093>Kim turns into a bloated corporate whore pedaling junk food and obesity to all the girls that look up to her just to satisfy her own selfish gluttony>Her cousin that idolizes her shows up for a visit almost as wide as she is tall>Even Kim's mom can't refuse the adundant amount of junk food Kim always has on hand