OH NO SHE-BRAHSWE GOT TOO COCKY
>>123690937Now THIS is you do a reboot
>2021>I'm forgotten and completely replaced Lmao Dykeracels are probably seething really hard that a real MOTU reboot is coming out
>>123691040B-but healthy at every size! Women are strong! Colored hair is a character trait! All women are lesbians! Help, they're literally raping us!
>>123690937>>123691040>>123691058You guys are projecting as if Dykera fans were some sort of aggressive fandom on /co/.But look at them, they're just happy to get one thread every 2 weeks and all of them knows their show isn't that good.They just live here, don't spam and discuss the She-Ra show
>>123690937please tell me Victor Courtright is a part of this!
Lol all the people shitting on She-ra but ignoring how fabulously gay this looks.
>>123691562that's exactly the pointthis was fabulously gay while Dyke-Ra was just fabulously retarded and was simultaneously "feminist" but devoid of anything feminine.
>revelation Are these generic subtitles mandated by the network marketers
>>123691562she ra is boring faggot shithe man is prime action gay
>>123691584>>123691768Basically this. He-Man come straight from the 80s bodybuilding culture. Even the women lift. Meanwhile the women on Dyke-Ra are either skinny like teen boys or they're morbidly obese. He-Man inspire you to go to the gym, Dyke-Ra just make you puke
NYEH HEH HEH
Not gonna lie for a sec it looked more like a sequel of the 2002 MOTU cartoon than a reboot. And I say it as a good thing.
Trailer for those that have not seen it yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98O7-sBLuAU
>>123690937Why do they call it an anime? It kinda annoys me. They did it with the Trese too. It isn't anime at all. Even that shows source material was from the Philippines. Is it because the term cartoon has negative connotation? And adult cartoon sounds like it's famguy or something?
Holy shit the amount of seething that the She-Ra reboot has caused on here is unreal.I liked She-Ra and am also interested in this.We've already known that it wasn't related to She-Ra for years.
>>123692022>He-Man inspire you to go to the gym,Lol, keep telling yourself fatass>Dyke-Ra just make you pukeBecause you're getting upset over a WOMEN product, retard. He Man is for gay men, She Ra was for gay women. The reboot was just pandering to pedos as well, because women love shotas bodytypes.
>>123692497Women love beautiful female bodies because they project into being beautiful. Little girls follow Ladybug, not Dyke-Ra. In fact, nobody likes ugly people regardless the gender or sexual orientation. See how many latinos love Saint Seiya despite their machismo
>>123691562Lol at you for thinking ppl hated she ra because it looked "fabulously gay" (having pink)
>>123692579>Women love beautiful female bodies because they project into being beautifulEXACTLY, they want TO be that, but they want to FUCK Dyke Ra body typesIt's like how white men will say they wanna fuck adult women but actually they wanna fuck underaged children instead. Same thing. Men WANT to be He Man, Women WANT to be the sexy adult figure, but BOTH want to fuck children. Again mostly whites though.
>>123690937Teela and Evil Lyn look like shit. Revelations is going to be shit. Don't waste your time.
>>123690937you think that, but this show gonna be about Teela and her girlfriend, the fish told me, fish is never wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwOPgDvlfyM
>>123692579Say what you will, Saint Seiya is full of MANLY tears and MANLY behaviour.
Ay, Quien apagó la luz?
>>123692217>Is it because the term cartoon has negative connotation?Yes, people that makes and watch cartoons today are trannies, pedos and tranny pedos and pedo trannies
>>123693219So the ENTIRETY of /co/?
>>123692579Saint Seiya is for macaco trannies, tho
>>123692734If women wanted nu-She-Ra their toy sales wouldn't have been so bad. That's why they're now only selling the original Sh-Ra toys.
>>123693410didn't know they played it in buenos aires
>>123693493Any more of these cats?
>>123691562Why do the mentally ill define anything showing the male form as gay? Are you just sexually repressed?
>>123693493Weren't there some Glimmer toys?
>>123691622No, it's literally about the revelation that 1) Teela learns Adam's secret, 2) Teela learns of her destiny to become the next Sorceress of Grayskull, or C) both.
>>123692780Lol too late im watching the whole thing
>>123691412>But look at them, they're just happy to get one thread every 2 weeksThey make a thread every day about Catra and her owner.
>>123691040This art style is so fucking bad. It's exactly the type of simplistic tumblrshit I detest.
>>123691562Is the main character who is supposed to be a role model to little girls a fucking tranny? No? Then it's infinitely better than She-Ra. Very few of the people here who hate wokeshit are anti-gay anyway.I like how you fucking mongoloids malfunction whenever your ideological opponents don't follow your narrative.
>>123690937>She-brahs literally on suicide watchI NEED A HERO!!
>>123691562Nothing wrong with being gay, faggot.
>>123690937Another W for males
>>123692188Holy shit this is fabulous
>>123692188Is it made by the Castlevania guys?
>>123690937Teela and the Bait n Switch of the universe.
>>123691562Literally The Chad Bara vs the Virgin Dyke
>>123691562>He-Man>fabulous gay>Dyke-Ra>An insult to life itselt
>>123691025>>123690937Teela is the MC and He-Man is barely in the show
>animeGod I fucking hate Americans.
>>123696557They are starting to call mature stuff animeThat’s cool
>>123696432Same animation studio as Castlevania, but that's it.
>>123696568That's retarded, only an American would think that's cool.
>>123696618Yeah it shows, because it looks great
>>123690937I liked she-ra, but this looks like 500 times better.
>>123690937So how are they going to fuck it up? I refuse to believe it'll be as good as that trailer looked.
>>123691562All of MOTU is fucking gay. Even the 80s show. Even the 2003 reboot no one remembers.
>>123693493>That's why they're now only selling the original Sh-Ra toys.Because that's the only version Mattel has full control over. This is like claiming they don't make any merch of Spectacular Spider-Man because it was a failure that everyone hated, and not because of the legal issues with it.
>>123694606>They make a thread every day about Catra and her owner.Every day?Every week.Unless you count seething on lesbians in general threads as She-Ra
I swear this show better not pull a bait-and-switch on us. If Kevin Smith is truly bamboozling us by switching the focus away from MotherFucking He-Man, then no one will be impressed. Hype is a dangerous tool, and you don’t want to fuck it up like Star Wars did.
>>123690937I like that you can tell if a character has xx/xy chromosomes based on their body phisiology.
>>123698415So everyone is a male?That Teela is chad and He-Man a Giga Chad.It's like She-Ra POP but at least they're sexy males
>>123698492>That Teela is chad and He-Man a Giga Chad.based if true
>>123698711Dude, the women are chads and the men giga chads.I think it's a fetish
>>123698849>Dude, the women are chads and the men giga chads.So what's the problem here?
>>123698102Imagine how bad Mark Hamill will feel is the last two big projects he was in got Star Wars'd.
>>123690937DGAF about MotU, but watching this trailer I have to wonder what the budget for Castlevania was. Cause this animation shits on that.
>>123697891When it was running there were usually 3 threads or so for it. When it started it was far far worse
>>123693087>Say what you will, Saint Seiya is full of MANLY tears and MANLY behaviour.HAHAHAHAHAHAAll the saintPACOSfags are still faggots today. Literally the worst anime from the 80's. Yuyu Hakusho and Dragon Ball literally SHITTED hard on it. The show was largely mocked because of the amount of faggot content featured on it. God, even Sailor Moon has manlier dudes than this crap. Go push your spic faggotry somewhere else.
>>123699064He doesn't really give a fuck. He just enjoys working on geeky projects. He is an awesome dude and doesn't worry to much about that shit. And he still collects toys
>>123696530This. Somehow male gay content still is less disgusting and annoying than dyke content. Its like gay men at least keeps some ground of quality and consistency. Dykes only shits everything around like raging animals.
Hamill as Skeletor makes me very happy on the inside.
>>123692188Im literally cuming
>>123700398>Yuyu Hakusho>80sTried too hard, boy.
>>123697708If the leaks are to be believed, He-Man is barely in it and Teela (who will almost certainly be a lesbian) will be the main character. It looks good, but the trailer may well be a bait and switch.
>>123700411>doesn't worry to much about that shitDidn't the poor guy look devastated at the premiere of one of those shitty movies?
>>123700506Saintfaggotry>dudes crying all the time>libra house homoerotic episodeChad Chad Chadkusho>episode mocking and beating tranniesCope. Your show is gay and was always a joke. No wonder it went to Netflix.
>>123700411This >>123700526Hamil looked like someone buttfucked his grandma to death and tried warning everyone how bad those movies were.
>>123700543OK, so you didn't pay attention to the YYH episode you mentioned, don't even know when YYH was made and broadcast, only know basic bitch anime, brought up the same meme SS episode, and english either isn't your first language, or you're already suffering from being stuck at home instead of going to school.You must be really bored, niño.
>>123696671That would mean you would think it was cool
>>123700440While gay content definitely tops and deliver kino, I think lesboshit can be tolerable and even enjoyable. My issue is with the bizarre cult to uglyness. It's just against our nature.Pic related was created by a woman, the character design was made by a woman and it had a large female following on its time and the characters are beautiful. If it was an American cartoon, they'd be overweight and probably someone would be disabled
>>123700398>Implying you can't be both gay and manlySaint Seiya is classic Japanese manlyness
>>123693493How they managed to make She-ra more gay?
>>123700853By turning her into a ftm, just like her creator
>>123700630>I cope I mopeLiterally no argument to defend yourself. Done.
>>123700883Aw, Pedro thinks it's a competition.>>123700797>manly gayHell I'll give you a better one
>>123700930Bushido is the soul of JapanHomosexuality is the essence of bushido
>>123700797This is the average man in Saint Seiya.
>>123690937Looks fucking cool but I still can't get over the arrogance of Netflix single-handedly trying to change the accepted English language meaning of the word anime. Yes I know anime is the word for any animation in Japan but in the English-speaking world it means Japanese cartoon. Stop fucking calling every cartoon for adults that isn't a Family Guy knockoff 'anime'.
>>123701028Let's be honest here, calling He-Man a "cartoon for adults" means either the producers are doing something very wrong or the fans need to think twice.
>>123691768Why does skelator have more straight nsfw than he man, or am i wrong?
>>123701093Getting boned is not his thing
>>123700977>H-H-HeadcanonNot an argument, little BITCH. Holy FUCK I am GOD here.
>>123700954>This is the [lie]
>>123701075Obviously the new show is aimed at older fans who grew up on it. Kevin Smith has said it will be pretty dark. So it is nostalgia bait but also acknowledging that if they kept the same tone and stakes as the original it would be hard for those adult audiences to get too invested in it. Nothing wrong with that i.m.h.o. It's like GI Joe Resolute. If they can do a Powerpuff Girls reboot where they're all sluts (seems like a mistake but they're doing it) surely they can do a He-Man that appeals to adults too.
>>123691562It one thing to be a to gay, it's another to be fag.
>>123700398In what universe is Yuyu Hakusho an 80s anime? The thing came out in fucking '92.
>>123691562Nothing wrong with fabulously gay look!
>>1237002083 threads aren't that bad.And when it started it was just seething threads
>>123690937The trailer looks good but it's a completely bait and switch when they plan to kill He-Man off in the first fucking episode. It's going to be hilarious how many people are fucking pissed after they see the first episode when they were promised a really cool He-Man show, and how all the big brain faggots will go "well ACKSHUALLY it's Masters of the Universe not He-Man" like that fucking ever mattered.
>>123701228>is aimed at older fans who grew up on it.It obviously isntt.Heman is sidelined and women look like shit, particularly Teela
>>123691040>fat>ugly high tops/sidecuts on feminine characters>lame looking full bodysuits on everyoneDamn this sucks
>>123694283Both plus she learns He-Man isn't really dead, he just quit.
>>123696533Oh, where did you watch it?
>>123703021On television, dipshit.
>>123703116Netflix doesn't count as television
>>123700523From my experience leaks tend not to be accurate, and are more aimed to rile up /co, /tv/, /v/ whatever. Only rarely due we get actual leaks like that PPG reboot script.
>>123702940?He-man seemed to be the main focus of the trailer, and seems to be what all the toys are of
>>123703143This. It's like you dumb fucks never learned from the "Nat's gonna wield mjolnir" shit.
>>123703153Bait and switchHeMan loses against skeletor in a battle just at the beginning and then he's lost. The trailer is just based on thatAnd Teela still looks like a man, like in any other woke shitfest
>>123703134>literally on tv>"byut it's nyot oyn tee-bwee"You're fucking stupid and your shit's all fucked up, faggot.
He-Man isn't killed off in the first episode, but he loses the Sword of Power to Skeletor, so Adam can't become He-Man until he gets it back. And for whatever reason, regaining the Sword falls on Teela, not Adam. It's not hard to figure out the plot from there.
>>123703229That's also incredibly dumb.
>>123703233Specially considering the scenes from the teaser of "wandering stranger" He-man going on.
Finally, a congregation of He-Man nerds. I have several questions.>Who the fuck are the "Masters of the Universe"?>I know that Ginger can't remain Battlecat forever, because he'd go berserk, but can prince Adam stay He-Man forever? If he can, why doesn't he?>Was the recent reboot good? The one that ended after one season.
>>123690937>COCKYYou had a singular job.
>>123692188Was I imagining things, or did I see Orko actually be competent?
>>123703191>Source?Again?Synopsis, official pics and interview.
>>123703191>>123703540>after a ferocious final battle forever fractures Eternia, it’s up to Teela to solve the mystery of the missing Sword of Power in a race against time to prevent the end of the Universe! Her journey will uncover the secrets of Grayskull at last. This is the epic He-Man and the Masters of the Universe saga fans have waited 35 years to see!https://www.whats-on-netflix.com/news/masters-of-the-universe-revelation-everything-we-know-so-far-06-2021/
>>123703592>This is the epic He-Man and the Masters of the Universe saga fans have waited 35 years to see!I bet they didn't expect this spit in the face.Also wha't wrong with the redhead design, lmao. Cover her eyes and she's literally a manSjws strke again and you retards are optimistic
>>123703229A big part of the show is Prince Adam making himself look incompetent or cowardly, always running from the danger so he can find somewhere to transform into He-Man. Of course people wouldn’t trust him to retrieve the Sword of Power.
>>123703642from his twitter kevin seems under the impression that he-man is the main charactermaybe the show just has his name attached and he had no real involvement
>>123703642Lol and people are still expecting a good show...
>>123703678Or he's just a liar who was told to pretend by his boss.
>>123691025>Now THIS is you do a rebootThen why Teela looks like the chick from Control (but roided)?
>>123690937It looks good. What's the catch?
>>123690937Plot twist: Teela and all the other women in Eternia are actually dudes.
>>123703300>Everyone, they're just all split into factions (Heroic Warriors, Evil Warriors, Great Rebellion, Evil Cosmic Enforcers, Snake Men, etc.)>Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. He-Man is not above temptation, as seen in the classic episode "The Search".>200x? Worth a watch.>>123703578He was never incompetent; the natural, physical and magical laws of Eternia are all backwards/sideways/scrambled from those on his homeworld. On Trolla, he was a Big Damn Hero, whose only living relative was the headmaster of the planet's magical academy. On Eternia, he wasn't just knocked down a few pegs, he was thrown off the ladder entirely, and had to learn humility (though his original bravado shows through from time to time).
>>123690937Looks like boys club kino is back on the menu.
>>123703844>It looks good. What's the catch?Hear it from the wise Professor Geekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSdmhza6YAs
>>123704014>boys club kinoHave you read the synopsis and seen the pics?
I'm just glad to have something without round, soft character designs and washed out colors.
>giant skeletor punchSold
>>123690937>falling for another anti-fan shitshowBlind disgusting hypetards
>>123703944>200x? Worth a watch.Of note is that the Official He-Man Channel on Youtube apparently doesn't have the rights to this, unlike OG He-Man and the MotU, She-Ra: PoP and The New Adventures of He-Man. But the copyright holder allows some private person to upload it:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe8OI1Zop5Q1Q6HMiN-kQiYg8DG3CqwqwIt's probably worth a watch first. It starts with Skeletor's origin and then time skips 16 years to He-Man's origin, so everything gets explained up front. It reunited original writers like Michael Halperin and Larry "Beast Wars" DiTillio, (though sadly not Joe Straczynski, who was busy with Spider-Man comics and a Showtime drama) and felt very much like a prequel rather than thr reboot it technically was.
>>123690937It's ok, just spew tons of bullshit about all other He-man series and straight up lies and you can convince like one person that people care about She-ra more
>>123691040Let's be slightly fair to them, basically all Netflix only cartoons gets forgotten a year after they finish because no community actually gets built around it.That said, yes the few fans left of She-ra are seething hard that people are enjoying a throwback to an 80s cartoon
>>123704531Fuck this bitch. It's been seventeen goddamn years and I am still livid that the 2002 series was canceled.
>>123692188>the fucking Landsharkthis makes me smile
>>123703633She always had a strong jaw anon, and she was always a major player and strong combatant.If He-man ends up missing she has always been the logical person to step up to the challenge.
>>123704728That face is not uglyThat's not the face of a manThose are not the arms of a manShe has a fiminine figureDon't even try to gaslight me, especially using a pic that proves me right.
>>123703592>Get baited with classic designs in the trailer>Trailer only has scenes from the first episode>This is what the girls will be wearing for 90% of the showebin
>>123704728>>123704785Yeah that looks like a troon. Stop fapping to tranny porn anon.
>>123704531I don't get it, whats so bad about trying to appeal to your original fans, they are the reason the cartoon is relevant in the first place, they talk like is impossible for a kid from this generation to like the same stuff.I fell kinda mad how modern cartoon writers want to always make deep lore conciense and political modern cartoons instead of embracing, wacky, campy or action stuff just because.I mean as a man i've never felt embarrased of my looks just because action heroes were buff as hell, on the contrary, i wanted to be and look like them, what kind of man doesn't want to be buff, even when in reaity, some are out of shape.Is it so bad to admire, worked buff bodies in the men case and and admire women who are extremelly beautiful but just as cappble to be and action girl?I guess the trend about making modern cartoons as simple as you can is a major fact too. I've always tought the extreme minimalism in cartoons was always a mistake, find a middle point not something overdesigned but neither something who looks incredible simple.
>>123704842Stop trying so hard. You will never fit in.
>>123704825>and admire women who are extremelly beautiful but just as cappble to be and action girl?Apparently is sin and rape, judging from moden cartoons (and modern entertainment in general). Fuck just look at MOTU:R. Everything is made with extreme care BUT Teela literally looks like a man. And it's not a meme or an hyperbole: cover her eyes only and tell me if she is male or female.Fuck them: Teela looks like this >>123704728
>>123704531I know the 2002 He-Man exists.Everyone who likes He-Man knows about it.People liked it. Any hate for it came from the fact that they re-designed the characters, hence why they didn't re-design them here.What an ignorant take by someone who doesn't give a shit about He-Man.
>>123704859>Buzzword and repeat>Buzzword and repeat>Buzzword and repeatFine, have the last word, npc
>>123704912>hence why they didn't re-design them here.Except the women. We must stop that damn femininty
>>123704825>whats so bad about trying to appeal to your original fanSelf-important people think everything should be made for them, even shit they don't care about and don't really like and never watched should be catered directly to them. Funnily, they'll call you "entitled" for being a fan and wanting the show you like to be the show you like when they're the ones being entitled by asking everything to appeal to them.The thing is, the He-Man fanbase has kept He-Man alive for decades. They still rerelease old toys because the fanbase still buys them. You have this loyal fanbase who enjoys He-Man, and then you have outsiders who want to bust in and ruin their fun and turn He-Man into something fans don't want to watch. Thing is, these party crashers won't watch "nu-He-Man" either for the most part. It's just dumb.I don't know why fanbases aren't allowed to exist and enjoy something they like. If you want to join that fanbase, you're welcome to, but don't come in trying to change everything because there's no point when you can find something you like that does cater to you and watch that instead, and let He-Man fans have their thing. Live and let live.
The fucking seethe on all sides. He-Bros, I'm gonna watch at least one episode of the show before I decide if I like it, and if I don't like it I'm going to forget it like a bad dream.
>>123704947I guess I should amend that and say "they didn't redesign them that much." Yeah, they de-sexed the women. Sucks, but it's not the radical redesign that was 2002 MOTU. By the way, I like the 2002 MOTU designs. They were neat. I liked how the Power Sword did that thing where the hilt twisted, too.
>>123704968>The thing is, the He-Man fanbase has kept He-Man alive for decades. They still rerelease old toys because the fanbase still buys them. You have this loyal fanbase who enjoys He-Man, and then you have outsiders who want to bust in and ruin their fun and turn He-Man into something fans don't want to watch. Thing is, these party crashers won't watch "nu-He-Man" either for the most part. It's just dumb.If the suits thought you're enough of a cashcow they appeal to you, otherwise they don't. That's literally all it is. It's not like they're lacking for pitches.
>>123704974I'm going to wait and hear if the He-Man killing rumors are true. If they are, I won't watch and just ignore it. I'll rewatch 2002 He-Man. It's fine.If the rumors are false, and the show focuses on He-Man, I'll give it a go.
>>123705010>If the suits thought you're enough of a cashcow they appeal to you, otherwise they don't.That's not accurate. More realistically, they think they can keep the loyal cashcows because they'll "buy anything He-Man" while at the same time "attracting a new audience." This was the thought process behind Star Wars. It doesn't work. It never works. All you do is piss off the loyal fanboys while failing to get any new blood because outsiders see the fans shitting on it and go "gee, that sounds bad, I'm out" or were just never interested in the first place.Thing is, it doesn't matter if the show sucks. Ultimately, if they produce good toys, the show will stay afloat. That's tradition, since Filmation He-Man sucked balls but the toys were rad so He-Man was such a hit he endured to this day.
>>123705011The rumors just say that the Masters all get scattered after a big fight and Teela leads the charge to get them all back together. That doesn't mean we won't get episodes of He-Man doing his own thing as the b-plot, or that he won't be the first to rejoin.
>>123704995I didn't mind most of the 2002 redesigns, but what they did to Teela is a deal breaker to me, not a minor issue.
>>123705054No, the rumors are the show will be focused on Teela. That's what I've heard.Again, if that's true, I just won't watch. No skin off my dick. If it's untrue and maybe like you say, and I hear good things, I'll give it a watch.
>>123705054Wishful thinking.I hope you aren't serious
>>123704728Fuckin SJW Lou Scheimer not using the bikini design, giving her an angular jaw and not having the main characters kill all their enemies while debating whether they should keep score.I bet his daughter was a lesbian.
>>123705092>we will never have something as good as that in any medium for generationsCould as well give up with visual mediums right now...
>>123705068I respect that. For me, I kind of don't care about Teela. I mean even from a coomer perspective, Evil Lyn mogged the fuck out of Teela. But again, a non-issue for me, but fair fucks I respect it being a dealbreaker for you.
>>123705034Failed with Star Trek too. Nobody wants and nobody wants to make anything based around any Nu Trek stuff.
>>123705063>>123705089I mean what's the point in doom posting if it's not even out yet? Being cynical about everything isn't good for your health. What's the endgame of starting a shitstorm this early?
>>123703592Why do they look like men?
>>123705125Kevin Smith is a cuck. He's not gonna make anything attractive.
>>123705123Yep. And Star Trek is another case where loyal fans kept Star Trek alive for decades, and they turn their backs on these loyal fans thinking "oh, they'll watch whatever shit we stamp 'Star Trek' on" but damn being a loyal fan ain't the same as being a battered housewife. You can't pull that shit on your fans.Make your shit for your fans first and then try to come up with ways to increase that fanbase on the side.
>>123705128Because it's sexist to draw a woman looking like a woman. Teela looks even worse in her other outfit like a forty something drag queen.
>>123705092>I bet his daughter was a lesbian.Uh, Anon...
>>123705113>I kind of don't care about TeelaEven if she is the protagonist of this scam?(Evil Lyn, while not being a shitface, still has Abby arms
>>123705155And so they are right on that one.
>>123705183That's the thing, I don't care about her so I don't want her to be the protagonist to the point where if she is, I just won't be watching.
>>123705083That rumor is basically confirmed true.>The first episode revolves around a life-changing battle between He-Man (voiced by Chris Wood) and his lifelong nemesis Skeletor (Mark Hamill), after which the planet of Eternia is left broken and He-Man’s compatriots fractured and estranged. He-Man’s compatriot Teela (Sarah Michelle Gellar) — who undergoes the most dramatic visual update on the series — is tasked with reuniting her old friends in order to save Eternia and the universe.https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/masters-of-the-universe-revelation-first-look-1234971883/
>>123705034>That's not accurate. More realistically, they think they can keep the loyal cashcows because they'll "buy anything He-Man" while at the same time "attracting a new audience." This was the thought process behind Star Wars. It doesn't work. It never works.Oh for fuck's sake.Mattel's competitor Hasbro has made it work for Transformers over and over again. Beast Wars/Machines wasn't made for the Sunbow/Marvel comic diehards. Their Japanese partner Takara funded a 2002-5 cartoon trilogy that only used a handful of GEEWUN characters and redesigned them. The 2007 Michael Bay movie didn't give fans a veto. These all created tons of new fans, especially Bay who made kilo-millions per picture in China, where no one had known TFs before.
>>123690937The show should have constant rimshots at Woke-Ra IE at one point someone accidently runs over Catra.
>>123705125What's the point of hyping up something you don't know it's good, ignoring all the factual red flags
>>123705218>who undergoes the most dramatic visual update on the seriesWe're 100% getting dyke Teela
>>123703592designs need a bit more improvement for 2021
>>123705188Broken clock and all.
>>123705265The Transformer movies were mega-blockbusters that China ate up. China ain't giving two fucks about Netflix Teela shows, nor are general audiences.You're demented if you think this is a good idea.
At any rate I can't take the trailer seriously because I Need a Hero is a Shrek 2 song and always will be.
>>123705139>being a battered housewife.From what I see around there is a huge chunk of battered housewives in all these fanbases, defending all kind of shit because their favourite brand is slapped on some random piece of shit that has nothing to do with said brand.So in way it works. These show may struggle to make money, but they are never allowed to fail.Add to the problem the hatewatchers
>>123705274So we shouldn't get excited about the stuff we saw that's good, but we should get mad at the stuff we saw that's bad?
>>123705296I really don't understand why they're in sleeveless cold weather outfits. Is it because Legend of Korra established Polar women in pants and tank tops as ideologically acceptable?
>>123705320There sure are but the vast majority of fans aren't like that. That's a misconception that they'll just take whatever and eat it up. Ghostbusters 2016 failed. I knew one fanboy who went and saw it, but that was because he was a super liberal who spent the past six years talking shit about Trump nonstop. I know guys who run a "local Ghostbuster chapter" and none of them saw the 2016 one because it looked bad. They dress up as Ghostbusters and even they didn't see that shit. And they're liberal, just not liberal enough to watch shitty Ghostbusters.
>>123705152>Teela looks even worse in her other outfit like a forty something drag queen.The only hint of femininity in her is in the eyes. Try covering them with your finger
>>123692188>Shrek soundtrackI'll probably give this a shot. Looks fun.>t. nu-ra fan
>>123705381Gold Star lesbian and transmutation victim
>>123705322You shouldn't get excited by what is obviously just the premise of the series (maybe only half episode) and instead get mad at the scam, because it's bait and switch.
>>123705381You cant stop me from watching your show.
>>123692579this was gay as fuck yet fun
>>123705424>scam>bait and switchIt's all speculation until we actually see the show, anon. You can get rightfully mad at dyke cut Heela but until we see what the story beats for the episodes actually are you're just yelling at clouds.
>>123705476>speculationBased blind consoomer>>123705218>>123703592
Okay but seriously are we legitimately not allowed to put anything that straight men might find attractive on TV anymore?
>>123704842>If you don't like these manfaced women then you like those manfaced womenCope
Kind of seems like they wanted the She-Ra audience since Teela is now the main character. Problem is, She-Ra fans are shitting on this because the designs are too much like the originals (even though they did change them).This thing is just a failure. Which is a shame, because He-Man looks amazing in this. It would have made a great He-Man show. But it won't be one. It'll be Teela and the Masters of the Universe, with Teela in massive fonts, and nobody will really watch it.
>>123705476>still denying this even though the official description confirms teela will be the main character looking to bring everyone together
>>123705531>pretending this hard that those faces are the sameKys
>>123705504I don't see any episode synopsis there. Again, the overall premise doesn't exclude He-man or insinuate he's dead. It could end up being Teela dyking around with the black girl for 23 episodes, or it could end up being good. We won't know until later, there's no point in getting mad about scenarios you make up in your own head.
>>123705511Make your own shows.
>>123703592>He-Manlets get another shitty rebootOh no anyway
>>123705574Follow your own advice and everyone would be happy
>>123705567>the series synopsis doesn't count>the pictures don't count>the interview doesn't countOk, lol, feel free to hype it up
>>123705567the levels of cope are off the charts
>>123705567>it doesn't need to look good>it doesn't need attractive womenYou are here>it doesn't need to be about He-Man
>>123705678It must hurt to make so little sense all the time.
>>123705567Wow you are pathetic.
>>123690937It's cool but I'd also like to see another 80s campy He-Man series one of these days. To me, He-Man always felt exactly like playing with action figures or something, just random stupid shit that you made up on the fly. Both of the recent reboots have pretty intentionally missed the point there.
>>123705714>He-Man and the Masters of the UniverseThe title does leave room for other characters, to be sure.
>>123705770But this show is called 'Masters of the Universe'
>>123705720>no argumentConcession accepted
>>123705695>>123705711>>123705714>>123705734>Imagine a show that isn't out yet being bad in your head>Get mad at the imagined show >Get even madder when other people tell you you're being ridiculousWhy are you guys like this?
>>123705811>HAHAHA MOTU IS BACK>everything points out that He-Man is getting Rian Johnson'd and tranny Teela is going to fill in for him>w-w-why are you guys so pessimistic?
>>123705811>You as a fan should not have expectations or standards for the stuff you are a fan of and for shows that are supposedly made for youYeah, just turn off your brain off, unleash the hype and consume product
>>123705839>>123705848Literally wait until the show is out and then spill your tard rage, you absolute lunatics. At this point even if the show comes out and is good you're going to pretend it isn't because of your dumbass egos.
>>123703180>>123703592Of course it is...of course.
>>123691025>>123692188I honestly think this show is going to be a Trojan Horse, all the cool shit will be in the first and last episode and everything in between will be awful
Worst case scenario we get two episodes of He-man kino before it devolves into Tranny-bo and the retard crew.Best case scenario the whole show is actually good.Gotta wait until we find out.
>>123705904>holy shit we are going to crash against the iceberg we need to get out of here!>dude like wait maybe we'll avoid it
I guarantee you there's going to be a 4 second scene where Teela kisses the black girl and that's all this board is ever going to talk about for the next 900 He-man threads.
>>123705811>imaginedPeople are going off of the synopsis that the show creators put out about there new show. That's not "imagined." That's reality.What you're doing is imagining the show won't be like the show creators and the leaks and the entertainment industry is all telling us it will be.
>>123706013If Teela hooks up with any chick it'll be Ileena, who IS in the Revelation series. She's played by Kevin Smith's daughter, Harley Quinn Smith.
Anyone have that comic where the guy is shitting on the plate, and when the other guy is saying "dude no that's shit" the shitter says "how do you know it isn't even out yet"?I feel like it needs to be posted in this thread.
>Literally wait until the show is out and then spill your tard rage, you absolute lunatics. At this point even if the show comes out and is good you're going to pretend it isn't because of your dumbass egos.
>>123706074>>123706050>naysayers are now relying on /v/ shitposts to "prove" their points embarrassing
>>123706045Is Ileena the black chick?
>your dumb argument is destroyed by a /v/ shitpostvery embarrassing for you
>>123706013Hahaha that is what it deserves.
>>123703592>see trailer>see netflix logohm, lacks poc and lesbians>see picah ...
>>123706098The black girl is Lt. Andra from the Star Comics Masters of the Universe series, one of Teela's friends. And yes, she did get a racelift.
>>123706045Ileena was a one-episode, non-toy character who visits the Palace and turns out to be on drugs. Her dealer is a man named Jarvan who looks like what Keldor/Skeletor was retconned to be in 2002.
>>123706144Wow, it's weird that they went deep in the lore with these characters yet are doing some weird Teela-centric story.
Is it true that they bait and switched us and Teela is going to be the main character?
>>123706174>Teela is going to be the main characterYes
>>123706174Yes, the synopsis proves this.You have one anon deep in denial in this thread who keeps trying to rebuke this but he's just full of shit and should be ignored.
>>123705904If they redesign Teela compeltely and the star of the show is he-man I'm ready to apologizeOtherwise I will say it's shit
>>123705567>I don't see any episode synopsis there.That's because you're illiterate. This was quoted to you.>>123705218Here's the exact quote.>The first episode revolves around a life-changing battle between He-Man (voiced by Chris Wood) and his lifelong nemesis Skeletor (Mark Hamill), after which the planet of Eternia is left broken and He-Man’s compatriots fractured and estranged. He-Man’s compatriot Teela (Sarah Michelle Gellar) — who undergoes the most dramatic visual update on the series — is tasked with reuniting her old friends in order to save Eternia and the universe.Read the first four words again>The first episode revolvesThat's an episode synopsis, specifically of the first episode, and it confirms what people were worried about. 1) That Teela will be the main character. 2) That Teela will have a redesign.>He-Man’s compatriot Teela (Sarah Michelle Gellar) — who undergoes the most dramatic visual update on the series — is tasked with reuniting her old friends in order to save Eternia and the universe.You're being willfully ignorant because you said something wrong and were proven wrong, and instead of just shrugging it off and moving on, played dumb and kept telling people to "wait and see." No, I don't think I will. What I've seen is enough to tell me that this will suck. I'm not watching something that has all the warning signs of being shit. Thanks but no thanks.
>>123706174Smith says the "Revelation" in Masters of the Universe: Revelation is Teela learning the truth about herself (daughter of the Sorceress) and Adam (he's He-Man) after the calamity of Episode 1 and it's about her journey. 46 minutes in:https://youtu.be/TQuI2Z4fXW8?t=46m
>>123706301>1) That Teela will be the main characterWrong. All it says is that Teela is the one getting everyone back together. You're imagining that it's going to be the Teela show and we won't know if it is or not until the show comes out. You're free to sperg out and say it's shit now and refuse to watch it, but I'm still going to call you retarded for doing so.
>>123691412>as if Dykera fans were some sort of aggressive fandom on /co/They had a bunch of shill threads, so yes
>teela is the main characterAnd dropped.
>>123706389Yes, the character who is tasked with getting everyone back together is the main character.You keep telling people they're sperging out but you're the one mad because he was wrong and acting delusional because you don't want to be wrong on 4channel about a cartoon show, and saying shit like an episode synopsis isn't a synopsis because you "don't see it" even though it was quoted right at you.
>>123696533Fairly certain that tweet from a script-writer debunked that
>>123691562It actually got a nice budget to look gay in style unlike She-Ra who seemingly got a shit budget and the fat, flat and simplified anime designs didn't help either
>>123706457Kevin Smith said it wasn't true but that was a lie.
>>123706387>Literally confirms he's only showing a flashy version of the original MOTU for a small moment in the first episode and then he's going to shit all over it FUCKING WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS
>>123706481Because you touch yourself at night.
>>123706481They think they're being clever and "subverting expectations." All it really does is disappoint people. Like if I tell a kid "hey I'm getting you a big chocolate cake for your fifth birthday" and show him pics of the cake, and then when he shows up for his fifth birthday, there's no cake, yeah, I've "subverted expectations," but I haven't made my audience happy (the kid will be disappointed) and I haven't done anything clever. I just lied, and I didn't even tell an interesting or fun lie.
>>123706441>>123706468>Literally told no, it's not going to be the Teela show>N-NO HE'S LYING and you're calling me delusional? The guy making the show is literally telling you what you're imagining isn't true and your only defense to it is to say he's lying. Fucking christ you guys are beyond help at this point.
>>123692734Lesbianism is literally just women being afraid of growing up and embracing that men are hairy and masculine so they just stick to fucking women/children and stay miserable all their life
>>123706481Yeah, his comment about showing us the "innocence" of the OG show and then the actual show is about that innocence being lost puts dread in my stomach. And it's cringe to hear him talk about liking He-Man as a kid when there's shit like >>123703642
>>123692188Damn that was kino.
>>123706524Kevin Smith never said Teela won't be the main character, sperg. He said she won't have a girlfriend. Learn to read.
>>123706527Nah women just look better than men.
>>123690937>show is titled Masters of the Universe>doesn't have He-Man in the titleYou faggots are getting played. Clownfish was right. this is a Teela show. What you saw was literally 1 episode. 2 at best til they wokenize everything.
>>123700767>someone would be disabledWell it was yuri so they already were
>>123706574Makes sense with how he said he liked Stevenson's take on She-Ra
>>123706557>Learn to read>He-man does no stepping asidelmao
>>123706598He says it for points but I seriously doubt the dude's watched even 60 seconds of Nu-Ra.
>>123706574Nah, I noticed this ages ago, and pointed out that that would be the defense. "Well, it doesn't say 'He-Man' in the title." Doesn't matter when He-Man has always been the star of MOTU.
>>123706598If you're in the business you have to say you like it otherwise you get labeled a bigot and no longer get work
>>123706524Yes, he would lie because the whole marketing ploy relies on the Nostalgia wanking. He's not going to ruin it all by telling the truth now.
>>123706608He doesn't step aside.He has his sword stolen from him.Anon, you acted pedantic before. "The synopsis doesn't say she's the main character!" But here he doesn't say "Teela isn't the main character" just that He-Man doesn't step aside.
>>123706608>He-man does no stepping asideHe can't "step aside" if he gets killed off.
If things go downhill, I'll stick to watching the cool clips with He-Man on youtube.
>>123706654This too.That other anon is just grasping at straws at this point because he said something wrong and got embarrassed. Thing is, it's more embarrassing to continue on like this. And scrolling up, he's been at this shit for at least an hour. It's just sad.
Women already got She-ra, why do they have to ruin He-Man too?
>>123706684Well the writer is a man so.
>>123706705Kevin Smith is not a man.
>>123696568You've been saying this shit since the 2000s and it never will be, weebcucks
>>123706676>because he said something wrong and got embarrassedWhat did I say that was wrong?
>>123706608He doesn't step aside. He's forced to retire.Teela is the main character. Read the synopsis. A third grader could identity Teela as the main character based on that synopsis. Basic reading skills.
>>123706714Cope seethe then kys.
>>123706734Dude I miss the fuck out of 80s and 90s anime where the market in the US was full of just the lowest budget shit that was full of tits and bloods and swear words that probably weren't even in the original script.Cool thing is a lot of the old shit is on Youtube in full, plus people post recordings of shit like Sci-Fi's Saturday morning anime where they'd show stuff like Iria, complete with commercials.
>>123706608Kevin Smith being a slimey fucking retard he is is choosing his words carefully. "He-Man" is the alter-ego with the Sword of Power. The question should be asked "Does Prince Adam steps aside?" Neela will be the new "He-Man" because she holds the power of Grayskull now so technically, he didn't lie.
>>123706527Funny, incels do the exact same thing, just with twinks, underaged children and anime.
>>123706770Nostalgia doesn't change the fact it was never considered "mature" any different from Sausage Party thinks it's "mature". The lower common denominator of "what I think makes me an adult" is sex, drugs, money, and edge. Every single time for all of time, this will ALWAYS be a immature outlook on maturity that only teenagers think is cool. It's time to grow up proper, faggot.
>>123706739>"I don't see an episode synopsis!"One was literally quoted to you.>"She's not the main character."She is. The synopsis describes her as such.>"Kevin Smith said she wasn't the main character."He never says this. He says He-Man doesn't step aside (as other anons have pointed out, he doesn't: he's forced to retire). Only thing he says about Teela is she doesn't have a girlfriend. Never once says she doesn't take over hero duties even though he refuted other things he replied to. If she didn't take over hero duties, he would have added that to the list of "shit that was wrong but he didn't.">"Just wait and see!"Why? People can see this is shit from a mile away because they aren't ignoring shit like you do. You want to play dumbass, then go ahead. Easy game for you. I'm out. Final (You) because I'm not going to stay in this thread for hours like you did. I'm almost at the thirty minute mark and that's enough for me.By the way>inb4 "that was another anon"Bullshit. That was all you, dude. You want to disown your own words, I don't blame you, because you said a lot of really dumb fucking shit in this thread for over an hour thinking you could lie and worm your way out of this. It didn't work because you aren't as smart as you think you are. I'd tell you to give up but again you aren't smart and don't listen so have fun wasting more hours trying to "win."
>>123706840I don't care if it was or wasn't "mature." Hell, I agree it wasn't mature. Blood and tits and cusses is teenager immature shit. And I liked it. I like horror movies, too. So what?
>>123706645>He doesn't step aside.>He has his sword stolen from him.Yes. There's a toy of Skeletor when he's become Skelegod, and it includes the Power Sword.It's going to be awesome seeing Skeletor win the same way he did in the 1987 movie. He-Man (or Prince Adam), Teela, Man-At-Arms and friends will be rebels in his realm, and Skeletor does something that motivates Evil-Lyn to join them.The post-first episode clips include the five heroes in the much-decried group shot on a boat when Mer-Man and one of his people try to arrest them, and either before or after that they go into a quest cave defended by the character Scare Glow, Evil Ghost of Skeletor.
>>123706574>Marketing teams now resorting to Busty Aunt Cass bait & switch tier trap. This is hell.
>>123706916>2024>Expendables 3 premiers>go to Theater or Rental>play it>Stalone, Jet Li, Statham, Lundgren, Snipes, Schwarzenegger gets killed in the first 10 minutes>Literal cast of the 2016 Fembusters replace them. Yeah, I want out.
>>123706887Scare Glow was a toy released after Mattel stopped funding the original He-Man cartoon. His visual similarities to Skeletor have been a source of confusion, and I've seen some fans are calling this character (0:26-27 in the trailer) Skeletor.
>>123706884Liking cringe is just that, your problem. It will never be accepted in normal society.
>>123707031But it seems clear that he's a separate person (his VA is Tony Todd, not Hamill) guarding a cave that the post-timeskip band of heroes wants something from. He summons 11 more skull ghosts to attack them.
>>123707079Post-timeskip Orko tanks it. That's Teela and Evil-Lyn in the lower right, either before or after the group shot with these three, Roboto and Andra (black girl) on a boat with an iceberg in the background.
>>123692259Fuck off, with that shit the She-Ra reboot was a garbage and crap cartoon. The animation itself looked like cheap trash, She-Ra herself looked like a hooker, whore and slut in this. Still that's no suprise since she truly was a whore. go kill yourself shithead
>>123707181Yes please keep seething.
>>123707111>black mage tanksAnd most likely dies doing so.
>>123704912>Any hate for it came from the fact that they re-designed the charactersNot true, too serious and I didn't care for the new lore.
People may say it's because feminism and they're right to certain degree but from my perspective, the big elephant in the room is the Superman problem. Not only writers don't know what to do with Superman but they find him extremely lame because he's too powerful. For better or worse, He-Man takes a lot from the Superman mythos, even if it was originally conceived as futuristic Conan or the animation staff wanted a teen version for Prince Adam like Shazam. The He-Man the audience knows take a lot from Superman. The problem is that Superman is a boring character, he's too powerful and he could solve every problem in a matter of minutes and modern writers are lazy. Wokeness aside, probably the staff intended to keep He-Man away from the action as long as possible because they believe the audience will be more invested on Teela just for the sake of being a normal human on a world full of demigods, just like Batman.
>>123707210Yes keep watching reboot junk cartoon like this dipshit, oh and and she-ra is also a Gangbang whore and slut.
>>123707397More seething more!
>>123707181>>123707397She don't exist bro.
>>123707210at least I have better taste then you I rather watch the orginal She-Ra cartoon since that was a good cartoon unlike the reboot.
>>123707395>The problem is that Superman is a boring characterThe writers are boring.
>>123707486I agree, considering my kiddie self was into He-Man for the sense of wonder, but what can we expect from corporate cookie-cutter writing?
>>123707008Good news though, Expendables 3 premiered years ago and it was actually cool. They sorta subverted the replacement shit.
>>123691562What? You got something against gay people you faggot?
>>123707410she-ra reboot a white trash whore who gets Gangbanged by blacks all the time. and when they are finished with her they dump her body in the trash where she belongs.
>Noelle never watched She-Ra>Pic relatedWhy they keep hiring people without basic knowledge on a property for running the reboots? It was the same with Reiko Yoshida and Saint Seiya Omega.
>>123707641I love how you can't help but seethe.
>>123707692at least I have better taste in cartoons unlike you.
>>123707732Oh that is a big cope, nice.
lets see if they dont put just episode 1 and 2 on the trailer, then He-man dies, skelegod ruin eternia, then Teela have to save the day, get the power sword back and becomes She-man
>>123707649>Noelle never watched She-RaThe Nu-Ra team watched it when they were hired. Noelle's favorite episode was "Flowers for Hordak"https://nerdist.com/article/she-ra-and-the-princesses-of-power-creators-share-favorite-classic-episodes/
>>123707854I doubt He-Man will die for real. The writers just want to take him out of the action because they think He-Man = Superman, therefore He-Man is boring. See >>123707395
>>123707861Really was a funny episode.
>>123707861There was a tweet before Dyke-Ra's release where Noelle mentioned she never watched She-Ra before. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she watched some episodes on youtube while working on Dyke-Ra
>>123707861>Noelle's favorite episode was "Flowers for Hordak"Honestly, good taste.
teela will no doubt be Evil-Lyn's sex slave in in this show.
>>123707941Omg that sounds so hot.
>>123707883they could defeat he-man, give him a power down, and then all characters would need to work with each others until he recovers, but hearing that he will be missing, tells me they will not show him until the very end.And I mean, I wont have much of a problem of this kind of plot, but I doubt the intent of them trying to make a good story, and they just doing it to prove that woman are the most powerful man on eternia or something like that.
>>123707941If Teela goes there, it'll be with her druggie childhood friend voiced by Kevin Smith's daughter.
>>123707966Fuck that. I want He-Man doing crazy shit every week like in the old show. Or else, what's the point of being the most powerful man in the universe? Another issue may be that the old show were self-contained adventures but Netflix MOTU will be serialized, with lore and "character development". He-Man is too lame
>>123705605you will die screaming and cheering crowd as your life leave your eyes
>>123708048Learn to type.
We need to see Beast Man, Trap Jaw, kobra khan, Moss-Man, Modulok, and Clawful, Gangbang Evil-Lyn in this series along with Double Penetration and Triple Penetration action of course.
>>123690937From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes againThe RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the ChefU-God, Ghost Face Killer and the Method ManM-E-T, H-O-D, MANM-E-T, H-O-D, MANM-E-T, H-O-D, MANM-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
>>123708227Be honest /co/. Would you prefer Teela to be a lesbian or to be blacked?
>>123707861And the show she made was still garbage!Amazing.
>>123707039I don’t care if something is or isn’t cringe. If I like it, I like it.
>>123708268I want her to be a raging dyke.
>>123707395He-Man ain’t Superman.
>>123707904>>123707939Indeed.I love when Hordak has a problem and the source of humor is that he's not actually willing to kill someone."Drat! My prisoner is so annoying! What can I do?"
>>123708268neither besider I enjoy her being white. I hope the show ends with she and he-man Fucking each other like crazy.
>>123708288based and dubs.
I wonder if Teela will get Gangbanged in the show.I would really love to see that happen in this.
>>123708268I'd rather see her be forcibly dicked by a mind-controlled lust-driven He-Man
>>123705296>>123703592Didn't knew that Eternia was in Ducksburg.
>>123708347>>123708428You're cheating. It's either lesbian or blacked because they're Netflix's available options.
>>123708428I second this I want to see this also.
>>123708457not for me it isn't I prefer her white end of story
>>123692579The Hunchback of Notre Dame, anyone?
Kevin Smith is such a lying snake.https://twitter.com/StevenWayneArt/status/1403135891275538436?s=20
>>123708546- He was ugly cute on the Disney movie- Still didn't get the girl- He was an insane monster on the original novel
Guys can we just wait for the show to actually come out to take up the pitchforks?
>>123708647Do you know where you fucking are?
>>123708639He still ugly.
>>123708340He loves it!
>>123701028It looks like anime in the trailer, just without the fanserviceLots of cut frames in movement, guy on a horse is just bobbing up and downCGI vehiclesFaces don't change expression but eyes close slightly to show a character is now super srsNever seen the original outside of but it makes sense that a budget cartoon of the time would be remade as a budget cartoon of right now (i.e. soulless anime derivative)
>>123708742It's the true sequel we've waited for
>>123708647Nah there's too many spergs in this thread convinced it'll be woke SJW shit or whatever and no amount of convincing will change their minds. This is what this place has turned into, endless culture war bullshit.
>get bait and switch'dlmao
>>123708850Nice try Shetard, even if the entire story changes to Teela's muff diving adventures in the end we got our buff white muscle men and no amount of seethe and cope will change that.
>>123708850I knew this would get people coping. Good job anon.
>>123700462Me too, I like the classic voice and laughter, but I'm glad they didn't try to do an impersonation for a change
>>123691040She-Ra fans are actually loving the new He-Man trailer, though. If you go to Twitter, the only ones being mad are the anti-She-Ra fags and people going “muh SJWs Teela show” on this. Heck, if it turns out that the show mostly centers around Teela, She-Ra fans might love it cause it’s about a strong woman being in charge. You faggots have been bitching and moaning about this sequel, meanwhile everyone else is like “oh, this seems interesting”.
>>123708771if it truly was the true sequel, we waited for then how come the characters don't look like their orginal 80 selves then. Hell cartoons like Scooby-Doo have gone through many incarnations and those characters still look like their orginal selves. also why does Skeletor's voice sound like shit, couldn't they have found someone better to do his voice. doesn't look too good so far does it.
>>123692217Sadly, yes. When you say cartoon, people think of stuff for kids or shit like The Simpsons. When you say anime, there’s a much broader idea of it since we’ve anime of all sorts of topics are more well known or at least more heard about. Netflix decided to market all their more adult oriented shows as anime to make them seem different and mature. They know no one would watch it if it was called a “Netflix original cartoon”, so they go with anime. It’s trendy, hip and in with the kids, basically.
>>123707479The original She-Ra was straight ass, anon. The reboot is better.
>>123709039I loved nuShe-Ra from start to finish and I hate what they did to Teela in Revelations. they got rid of the barbarian look and gave her riot gear.
>>123708771Wouldn't the true sequel start with HEYEYEYA?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>123691562>being part of the /fit/mmunity>gaySeethe harder, obese faggot. There's absolutely nothing wrong in admiring a muscular men.
>>123709039if most of the show will center around Teela, then I truly doubt it will be any good that's not what it should be about he-man has always been the main star of the show and it needs to stay that way.
>>123709127>The original She-Ra was straight ass, anon.Yes, she was straight and had ass.
>>123709127you got that backwards anon the ogrinal was good but the reboot was crap.
>>123706457You ever thought that he may lie too?
>>123706457As if the script writer is going to risk spoiling anything. It's clear that faggot Clown Fish has their number and are sent to do damage control.
>>123709253Which is why everyone loved it and why all the fans wanted to Fuck her. super hot woman
>>123701028Just say animated series. I consider cartoon as something wacky looking like Looney Tunes, Spongebob, Rugrats, Powerpuff Girls, etc.
>>123706427>They had a bunch of shill threads, so yesThe hating lesbian shows aren't shilling.And neither the anti She-Ra lgbt bait threads
>>123709020I am so hyped for this. Saying this is a continuation of the '80s cartoon means Skelegod is in continuity with the Skeletor who kidnapped the king's daughter and said "Skeletor to Randor. Come in, you royal boob!"It puts me in mind of pitiful Garland->Chaos the god.
I bet there's no Revelation about the Sorceress' origin, because She-Ra.
>>123711849Nope, it's going to be about Teela's destiny to take up the mantle of Sorceress.
>>123709166>I loved nuShe-Ra from start to finish
Guys...https://youtu.be/919_x2xTiWcWhy Netflix? Why?
>>123711937>Nope, it's going to be about Teela's destiny to take up the mantle of Sorceress.This goes back to He-Man and the MotU episode 006, "Teela's Quest", written by Paul Dini."Teela finds the Oracle, who tells her of how Man-At-Arms was once summoned to the nest of Zoar the falcon. Mer-Man and his allies were trying to capture Zoar so that they could use her as a sacrifice to a sea demon. Zoar could have flown away, but she was protecting something in the nest; Man-At-Arms defeated Mer-Man and discovered a human baby in the nest. The Sorceress told him that she could only take the form of Zoar outside Castle Grayskull and he should raise her child."Before Filmation, the characters of Teela and the Sorceress were in flux. This was a more family-friendly take on the toy pack-in comic "The Tale of Teela", where Teela was a clone Skeletor produced by a painful non-consensual spell on the Sorceress/Goddess.
>>123709039Nope I've seen she-ra fags getting thousands of likes for crying about this new show
>>123712206you're late, faggot.
>>123712206Well who wants to bet this will be complete shit?
>>123712213shit, man. who cares?people want a he-man show, not a teela show.
>>123712213Oh wow I always thought Duncan and her had made Teela the old-fashioned way.
>>123712236Sounds like Astroturfing
>>123692188This is absolutely incredible. Holy shit.
>>123705811They're assuming anyone who says they should wait until they have more information, or that they're getting really worked up over a show they won't even see, is a rabid consoomer "defending the show". If you're not with us, you're against us and everyone against us is even worse than we are.
>>123706855Fucking BASED--just completely and utterly god-damn BASED, anon.Bravo.
>>123705964Unless you think the heat of your angry bitching is going to melt an iceberg, or you're pretending you'll do anything else about MOTU:R, that's a really bad metaphor.
>>123705904>Literally wait until the show is out and then spill your tard ragerefer to>>123706074
>>123690937>animewesterners....stop calling things anime. At this point, I almost wonder if its a ploy just for them to interject themselves into "anime" without having to actually infiltrate Japanese studios.
>>123712607shut up weeb
>>123696568>Calling mature animation "anime"Christ, that is the type of mentality a Westerner WOULD believe in.
>>123712331>people want a he-man show, not a teela showin that case there is only one sane course of action left.THIS SHOW NEEDS TO GET CANNED NOW !!! FOR THE SAKE OF ALL!!!
>>123712236she-ra reboot fags are complete Fucking idiots.
>>123712702Calm your tits, it's only 10 eps.
>>123706091And yet, you can't prove it wrong. You can't argue back against them so you attack the style of argument, which just proves you are completely wrong, you Know you're wrong, and you're just making yourself look even more pathetic.
>>123706855He-Man copers BTFO'd
>>123713207yes but it will be a crap and stupid cartoon no doubt.
>>123708647>Dude just ignore all the clear red flags until the last minuteNo. Fuck off.
>a literal fucking bait-and-switch trailerthis is worse than deepfakes
>>123691412well i'm here because i got blocked from a she-ra fb group. so other she-ra fans must think i'm aggressive.honestly the other fans are the worst part of the show, they're a bunch of insufferable idpol liberals that can't take a joke, even on shitposting groups. like apparently they don't understand shitposting encourages wild remarks. they're way too fragile
>>123711953hey, that's the admin that blocked my from the she-ra fb group because they can't handle straight white males who actually accept them for who they are
>>123712632>>123712607yeah man, don't be a total WEEB
>>123713298No skin off my nose.>>123713221You can't prove an MS Paint of a man shitting onto a plate wrong, it's true.
>>123712236yeah they love getting likes on social media. the fans are what ruins the show. they wouldn't know what to do with themselves if older people liked the show because they're so obsessed with feeling special and hating all the cishet white guys who are fine with LGBTQIA+. if there's more he-man maybe more she-ra will be produced then they can perpetuate whatever agenda they control for getting more likes
>>123712236Yep most of them are either complaining about trying to get the show renewed or screeching about the movie
>>123691025But everyone already hates it.
>>123705904>Literally wait until the show is outThat's irrational.The rational thing is to dismiss literally every piece of entertainment by default, and only recant when you get hard scientific evidence that it's not pozzed.
>>123714023>The rational thing is not to watch or read anything but well-substantiated academic researchI know, but it's an entertainment board, sometimes I want to unwind.
>>123707861Obviously they had to
>>123714220lol tell that to the people who write shitty academic papers trying and failing to prove tolkien was a fascist
>>123705917I'm afraid you will be right
>>123705917Just the fact that Teela looks like absolute shit and she's rumored to be the real main character of the show makes me think you're right and this is indeed going to be yet another HIV-positive nightmare.
>>123714371That they should unwind? Yeah. That they should read well-substantiated academic research? Yeah.
>>123692188What the fuck this looks great.
>>123715131Are you going to let that stop you? What are you, a dyke faggot?
>>123714371Nobody has ever argued that Tolkien was a fascist. But some academics have pointed out Tolkien's nostalgia for the empire, traditionalism and that he was a man raised on a time where the hierarchy of races was taught on schools and colleges through all the western world.
>>123715131It does look great but I doubt it keeps that energy if that solicit is true
Bait and swith this bait and swith that what the hell are you talking about?
>>123715264He-Man probably won't be the main character, Mike Tyson?
>>123715264/co/ is trying its best to be mad as fuck so they can justify their persecution complexes towards cartoons.
>>123715504You're confusing /co/ with the Youtube Outrage Shill Tourists who keep coming here
>>123715523Fair enough, you're probably right on that count.
>>123712236>source: trust me bro
>>123707039yeah but normal society is also cringebut are you done using the word cringe yet?
>>123703592>roided buffed TeelaActually i don't have problems with at all>captain of the guard/Adam bodyguard>tomboy >raised by a single father >basically one of the dudes without female references >still likes strong men like he-man and her father She's supposed to be jacked, she's a fucking soldierEvil-lyn that doesnt make sense to be toned >either a stranded astronaut or sorcerer daughter She's supposed to be a magic character, looks, seduction and brains over brawl.
>>123690937>It looks perfect>Looks fun>Keeps source material >No blatant jew propaganda yetDid I end up in Bizzaro world overnight?
>>123715504I was excited by the trailer yesterday but there are too many hints for discarded as just take it out-of-context. Also Kevin Smith is a drugged has-been and Netflix is, well Netflix. And there's the real issue here, the He-Man/Superman problem. See >>123707395
how long until spergs start crying about the new He-Man being "FORCED DIVERSITY FEMINIST SJW GAY KEK PROPAGANDA" or some other dumb shit?
>>123715201>no one has ever argued tolkien was a fascist>western man educated in western world has western views. in other news...oh, you don't know what's coming, do you? there's supposed to be an anime prequel call war of the rohirrim or something, and there are already idpol sjws on fb talking about how he was a misogynist, and that eowyn slaying the witch king is the "exception that proves the rule" about women being a subclass in middle earth society
>>123715587This was always Bizarro World, anon.
>>123712206>cringe ninja OCopinion discarded
>>123715632>how long until spergs start crying about the new He-ManSometime around a day or two ago
>>123692846Oh. I'm getting bait and switched. Things seemed too good to be true.
>give a man a magical girl transformation into a skimpy outfit to a girly pop song>nerds celebrate it as a return to traditional masculinity???
>>123714640it's literally just liberal professors with a confirmation bias prompting assignments for students to write papers that try to prove tolkien was alt-right. if you to a google search for scholarly articles, the first thing that comes up is some stupid shit talking about tolkiens' "anarcho monarchism". it's just a made up phrase to make poorly reasoned arguments. this is the next thing idpol sjws attack because they can't stand to go further left. they find it more rewarding to find shit talk easy targets like dead white guys instead of discuss class consciousness
>go on twitter>people getting assblasted about a reboot of a 40 yo cartoon Niggas pushing 30 getting in an argument that can be summarized in "my cartoon is better that yours".It's pathetic, I don't care if you liked or disliked she-ra, you are mentally ill if you do this.
>>123715632I genuinely hope He-Man kisses another man, the meltdown would be fucking hilarious
>>123715692I don't care either way but it's not like He-Man wasn't flamboyant or anything.
>>123715738I mean look at this nigger >>123715692Who the fuck said that? What the fuck are you talking about?
>>123715637What does western views mean? You act like the west was this unified ideology but it was always full of contradictions and inner fights. If we go into Tolkien times, he was definitely on the conservative side but there was a liberal side advocating for the equality of all men and even denouncing colonialism. War of the Worlds was H. G. Well giving the middle finger to the British empire because the basic idea was might makes right so he changed the perspective of what if an alien force arrived and put England on its knees. Would that be OK because might makes right and they're more industrialized? Bertrand Russell and George Orwell were comtemporaries of Tolkien and they were completely opposite on politics. Is Rosseau part of the west? He had radical ideas about the equality of men. In fact, what the west did that other cultures didn't was to conceive ideas like tolerance, individual rights, social contract, etc. By contrast, monarchy and hierarchies are less "western" because they're around all the world
>it's been nearly 3 years>people are still assblasted that the new She-Ra didn't have big enough tits
Man I got so hyped and then let down in less than 5 min. These guys are getting good at hiding their propaganda and garbage writing till you buy it.
>>123715900bitch what propaganda
>>123715830Dude, they are trolling. They don't care about either show. They are trying to push the idea of a He-man vs She-ra because the show is going to suck after episode one's one moment of true He-maniery. Honestly? They probably like She-ra more just like you do, they just trying to cover for these crapfest.
>>123715772I hope he kisses a man
>>123715772Flamboyant? Yes/ Gay? no. You've been programmed to always see the two as the same. But its okay, can't hate a robot.
>>123692846>>123715996>clickbait thumbnailnot clicking on it bitch
>>123715830Dude you could, like, literally ctrl+F this thread and you'd find, like, five uses of the word tits, three of them as a figure of speech. The meme is old, you could gave just mentioned harambe at this point.
>>123705811We're not mad, just disappointed.
>>123716038I saw loads of people bitching about it on twitter
>>123692846>fish>implying it hasn't been confirmed by news sources at this point. Look, we know you haven't forgotten, stop playing dumb.
>>123715826>monarchies are less westernokay tell that to the sjws shitting on tolkien. they're the ones that are painting tolkien as if he's some big bad white guy villain. some of them are trying to compare tolkien to Lovecraft, when Lovecraft actually named his cat the N word. there's just no comparison but all the white men are evil
>>123712453Incorrect. They are basing this decision on clownfish's leak being proven true by Varity and other sources. Stop lying.
>>123716077Twitter bitched about people getting upset at Israel for bombing civilians. It's MADE for useless bitching.
>>123716018lmao holy shit. Where exactly did I say anything about homosexuality? I explicitly called him flamboyant, in response to a post questioning the 'return to traditional masculinity' of the transformation sequence. The only one who equated either the sequence or the idea of flamboyance with homosexuality was, funnily enough, you. Way to go.
>>123694283she already knew her destiny as the future sorceress. in the original series, she fucking replaced the sorceress for a time.this is a bout a final cataclysmic battle where skeletor disappears the power sword lost and now skeletor has returned and she has to find the sword for some reason.
>>123716018>if it's flamoyant, it's gay and not traditional>but he always has been flamboyant>yeah but not gay, you sees them as the sameDude
>>123716207>The only one who equated either the sequence or the idea of flamboyance with homosexuality was, funnily enough, you. Way to go.>>123716302Suuure I am.
>>123716367You are what? What are you trying to say? You're the one who instantly saw the mahou shoujo transformation and went full "xddd gay", while the other guys said He-man it's flamboyant and flashy since the 80s. Do you really associate that stuff strictly to gay people? That's chud thinking my friend. Let me and my people like dicks the way we want.
>>123716367English is hard, isn't it, buddy.
>>123704531imagine being so fucking elitist about She-ra and He-man of all things.and imagine being so dumb and not finding the easily found info that there will be an actual reboot series toohttps://ew.com/tv/2019/12/18/he-man-masters-of-the-universe-netflix-reboot/
>>123690937So a bunch of SJWs starting a civil war between He-man and She-ra, a show they obviously prefer, just to hide the fact Kevin Smith pulled a bait and switch and its dead on arrival outside of a single episode? I'm sure someone thought this would work.
>>123716674oh sjws are cannibals that will attack their own as well. you should have seen the twitter reaction to noelle stevenson making a harmless dad joke. they're insufferable, fragile npcs
>>123716289Did you miss the moment at the end of "Teela's Quest" where her memory was wiped by her mother? And she didn't replace her, it was a momentary ruse ("Teela's Triumph"). She still doesn't know.
>>123690937>>123691025>>123691040>>123691584Go to sleep Kevin, you remember how you get when you don't get enough sleep?
>>123693493I like the Evil Cat
I'm glad I'm not an insecure, racist, sexist waste of human flesh, otherwise I might not be able to enjoy this series.What would actually spoil this series for me would be character assassination, like if they suddenly made Adam a total asshole for some reason. He could have some trouble with insecurity - have a character arc and such - but as long as they don't make him into a total jerk, I'm just fine.
>>123716860don't worry anon, it's not sexist or racist to believe all the white men are evil. we should totally follow the corporate media's nose after occupy wall street was talking about class consciousness and instead uncover every idpol rock so we can constantly argue
>>123716860Imagine where you would be right now if you didn't have the excuse of racism and sexism to punch down? You might have to face the fact that you are a snoobish elite that doesn't give a shit about anyone else.
>>123716860Nigga you're projecting.
>>123690937I'm gonna be honest, I don't give two fucks about He-Man OR She-Ra and I think this show looks sick so I might watch it.What all do I need to know about the original show, anyway? Is it just He-Man and his band of friends with stupid names kicking Skeletor's ass for 130 episodes?
>>123717148You watched the trailer, you know almost everything you need to know.
Does anyone know where I can download the OG She-Ra series?
>>123692188It looks wonderful. I do question the use of "I need a hero" in the commertial, as it's not an original song. Other series' 80's flashback episodes have shown that there's no problem with making a new 80s flashback song. Hell, just aping the same style as The Protomen or The Cybertronic Spree would make a 30 second Shreddies jingle into a power ballad.But yeah, this is the 4th or 5th He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Cartoon and it's still cool because of the amount of solid work put into the designs and animation. Manly muscle rainbows. Sorcerer FX. Triclops looks so cocky and I love it.
>>123709075They do look like they used to, at least in episode 1. After that, it's practically the end of the world and they're all dressed for the apocalypse with sleeveless winter wear and the sides of their heads shaved
>>123717211All 93 episodes are on Youtube, officially.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Y9ZidnTZ8&list=PLL4Rkv1GmvjparUCXNY7nZPn_KH-s6_vS
>>123717211It's all up for free on YouTube.
>>123716978I'm sure the children's' cartoon is a corporate scheme, anon. Go put your tinfoil back on.>>123716978Well, you aren't denying that you're a racist and/or a sexist, and also, "snoobish?">>123717065I'm white.
>>123708318Hordak's appeal is that he's really pathetic but in a way that makes you feel for him. I think Noelle realized that and transformed it into an actual character arc and let him retain some dignity on top of it. She was good to him. My favorite episode of the classic series is the one where Skeletor tricks him into eating a cursed berry pie that will delete him from existence if he can't find someone to cry over his fate. It explores how wretched and forsaken he is well, and his backstory with that good (but narrow-minded) wizard raised some interesting questions. It also nicely incorporated his relationship with his adopted daughter, but it could have delved into their history together a little more, logically. I do think it was a plot hole that the possibility of Imp being a valid candidate for tears was completely ignored, though.
>>123717029>>123717757Little too close to home? I imagine the idea that everyone figures out its all about your own egomania and you don't actually care about anything you profess too scares the living daylights out of you. All of it comes tumbling down and you wouldn't have a reason to even come to a place you don't actually care about anymore.
>>123717757>I'm sure the children's' cartoon is a corporate scheme, anon. Go put your tinfoil back on.Wow a time traveler. Welcome to the year 2021 from 2015. Look up Critical Race Theory. Then apologize.
>>123718147What are you even talking about?>>123718265>Critical Race TheoryNah, I don't read racist manifestos.
>>123717770>Hordak's appeal is that he's really pathetic but in a way that makes you feel for him. I think Noelle realized that and transformed it into an actual character arc and let him retain some dignity on top of it. She was good to him.Yes. It would be easy to have no idea what to do with Hordak, because the original series had confusing areas where which side you come down on would change the whole arc of a remake.1) Was the closest thing Adora had to a mother Shadow Weaver (pilot) or a nanny in Hordak's house? ("The Caregiver")2) Horde Prime was first alluded to as Hordak's nephew's father - and the nephew looks like an elf. What's THAT relationship?3) What's up with Imp? If he's such a wretched person, why is Hordak so nice to this little intelligent being... who has similar powers and skin color? Another relative?4) His own brother wouldn't cry if he disappeared, and in "For Want of a Horse", Hordak is so desperate for his approval that he says if he gives Swift Wind to Horde Prime, "He will remember me. I will be his favorite commander. And who knows? Maybe some day I will become Horde Prime!">My favorite episode of the classic series is the one where Skeletor tricks him into eating a cursed berry pie that will delete him from existence if he can't find someone to cry over his fate. It explores how wretched and forsaken he is well, and his backstory with that good (but narrow-minded) wizard raised some interesting questions. It also nicely incorporated his relationship with his adopted daughter, but it could have delved into their history together a little more, logically. I do think it was a plot hole that the possibility of Imp being a valid candidate for tears was completely ignored, though.I love that one too. The relationship between She-Ra and Hordak was touching but really should have been explored further. Plus they had Skeletor, his teacher who he now hates, and Hordak's teacher (who dislikes evil) all in a room together.
>>123718583>2) Horde Prime was first alluded to as Hordak's nephew's father - and the nephew looks like an elf. What's THAT relationship?I always assumed Prince Zed was kidnapped/"adopted" by Horde Prime, the way Adora was by Hordak; hell, Zed may have been where Hordak got the idea to steal a baby and raise it as an enforcer.
>>123718537>Nah, I don't read racist manifestos.You should. Its company policy in many places at this point. Besides Kevin Smith is from Hollywood, do you have any idea how much of that shit they eat up there? They will look at an indie script and ask "but what if Ben Shapiro likes this idea?" It's blatant and everywhere.
>>123718583Imp? I've always thought he was a Kroom/Trollan hybrid.
>>123718662>You shouldNah. Life's too short.
>>123718610>I always assumed Prince Zed was kidnapped/"adopted" by Horde Prime, the way Adora was by Hordak; hell, Zed may have been where Hordak got the idea to steal a baby and raise it as an enforcer.Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
>>123719170Especially because a mechanical or mecha-ethereal being likely can't sire an heir the usual way anymore.
>>123719268Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me