>>123688560>>123688573Why is this comic so much fucking better than Gumball despite having almost the same awful humour?
>>123688560Fucking based dad
women will never understand swordfighting with the local mailman in a ditch by the garden shed when i was 7 on a hot summer day on June 6th 1995 at around 11:30am
>>123688560>"Why won't mommy come swordfight with us?"
>>123688560Don't cross the streams
>>123688560The man, the myth, the legend.
>>123688652Happy belated anniversary.
>>123688560>Ended up with a boy and a girl>Never have to worry about my bathroom being completely coated in piss from swordfights They still fight like it's WWE SmackDown though.
>>123688939Try having two girls. Those little shits fight like animals at the zoo. The youngest one had a phase where she kept trying to claw her sister's eyes.
>>123688608But Gumball is good.And this is literally... litterally... the only webcomic I unironically like next to one that noone reads. I read the rest just for the porn reference.
>>123689111Pretty much. I've fought with my sisters all the time as a kid, and it could get pretty bad. But these two are less than 10 and their fights are already crazier.
>>123688980I was the middle of three daughters - I know how bad it can get. I guess I just always figured it'd be my son (oldest) bullying my daughter (youngest) not the other way around like how his dad was with his sisters.Maybe the pendulum with swing once they're older, my daughter is in full threenager mode. She's earned the nickname Sour Patch because of how she is.
>>123688560Chill out, lady; it's just peeing.
>>123689259Women tend to get grossed out by male bathroom behavior, which is deeply ironic because female bathroom behavior is a thousand times more disgusting.
>>123689235>threenagerI gotta steal that, thanks. I called my oldest Stinkface as a kid because she always made this angry face. And I call my 5 year old Shit-Head because she's become a monster as of late.I'm honestly tempted to have another kid to get the little one to calm down. She's the sweetest little thing when it comes to little kids. Even her sister was never this kind.
>>123688939yeah now you will have bathroom time battles instead
>>123688980Try having four. I'm a brother of four sisters and they are always at each others' throat every second of the day. They would unironically go off into a fistfight the moment someone let a fart near them if me or my parents wouldn't be there to stop them.
>>123689452Way ahead of you. I have six sisters. Most of them don't even speak to each other now.
>>123689319>female bathroom behavior is a thousand times more disgusting.this, I've known RAs that would do dorm inspections and the womens' bathrooms were always the worstclogged drains, filth everywhere (because they never pick up the massive # of skin/hair care bottle products to wipe under them) and trash cans full of tampons/pads/etcwomen are fucking disgusting and they have the audacity to headnod to commercials where boys' mothers talk about their sons being a filthy subhuman creature
>>123688939Ho ho, wait until shes old enough to try and take on mom. Anyone who thinks women aren't natural enemies has never been present for a mother-daughter nuclear bomb.
>>123689652What did you say to me you little shit!?
>>123689613I've never once had any sort of nuclear fall out with my mom, even in my teens. Hopefully my daughter and I do the same.
>>123688939>>123688980You had a biter child/sibling right?
>>123689771I was the child who bit when I was a kid. Neither of my kids had biting phases, outside of the times they ran up to their mom and bit her on the butt.
>>123688560The artist lives in Austin TX, I met her before when I tabled at STAPLE. She’s super nice
>>123688560>that one flashyou are now hearing the song in your head
>>123688980>>123689319>>123689452>>123689531>>123689613>thisWomen are like cats; the female always tries to assert dominance.My sister would clog the bathroom toilet with tampons, never cleaned up after herself, and got into shouting matches (sometimes getting physical) with my mom constantly as soon as she turned 13. I'm honestly happy I have a son instead of a daughter. I'd rather deal with him quietly masturbating in his room than with rotting used tampons, screaming, and rebellious bullshit behavior.I sometimes feel bad for my brother; he has 2 daughters.
I don't know what kind of demon women you people have as sisters but my sisters got along for the most part. They've definitely never gotten in to physical fights.
>>123690045>They've definitely never gotten in to physical fightsThat means that your sisters are weak anonI could defeat them in battle
>>123690045I'm Portuguese. Portuguese women scream by default and are headstrong as shit.
>>123690045Most of these posters are either lying or exaggerating. Most of these people may also be incels or budding incels. Don't take 4chans opinions on anything seriously.
>>123689771Surprisingly, neither of my kids were biters. My son did go through a brief phase at 2 where he was a pincher but he grew out of it.>>123689969>Women are like cats; the female always tries to assert dominance.See, my younger sister and I never had issues like that. She actually lives with me while she's going to back school. We fought, but it was minor compared to me and my older sister. Even so, with my older sister it never felt about "dominance" but because she was a fucking slob.As for the bathroom thing, I don't understand it with a lot of women. Maybe it's because the bathroom was my chores growing up but I don't find the up keep on the bathroom that hard. I will admit, my master bath could use the vinegar treatment on the sink but I regularly take out the trash and put my shit away.
i remember as a kid i thought we would be able to flood the toilet
>>123690333>gay fag shitSword fighting is when you cross streams, not touch dicks
>>123690561That's still gay, just gay with a piss fetish.
>>123690561it's not sword fighting if you don't clash the swords, beta male
>>123690333The tag I use is Chikan
>>123690580t. never had good friends as a young boy to have a sword fight with
>>123688560>>123688573The Absolute Chad in Cat Dad Form
>>123689969Worst thing about menstruation is the fact that each month one of those whores would bleed out into the toilet and leave a blood cloth behind.Always scares the shit out of me.
>>123690772Blood cloth or blood clot?Cause I agree, it's pretty gross when you use the public bathroom and are greeted by someone's giant clot.I've only experienced that at Walmart though.
>>123689767was there internet and twitter when you were in your teens
>>123690812Blood clot. Sorry, ESL. But yeah, that shit is the worst. But I get assblasted by my mom if I accidentally leave an unused q-tip on the sink.
>>123688560So, can we cancel her?
>>123690971Yes, Twitter became a thing my sophomore year of high school (not that I use it) and MySpace was everyone's jam my freshman year.
>>123690620Do you fight with the blade, or the hilt?
>>123691089>>123690561>>123690333It's more like having a "thumb war" but you clench to be the one on top.
>>123689767>le happy family propaganda is realhope so too
>>123688939>They still fight like it's WWE SmackDown though.Badly, and with no satisfying payoff?
>>123691247Touching would be like not turning on your plasma sword.
>>123692012I mean, I won't say that we never fought - but I'd say we'd fight in a meaningful way? Like after the fact we'd step back and actually discuss the issue to resolve it. There were a few times my mom actually apologized to me and admitted she was at fault. I do the same with my kids, I apologize when I fuck up.>>123692111>Badly, and with no satisfying payoff?And today they're in a campy costumes too. My daughter decided she wanted to be a dinosaur so my son is a ninja.
>it's a comfy parent thread
>All these stories of devil teenage daughtersJesus christ, what type of environments did you grow up in?
>>123689319As someone who worked retail for 3 years, can confirm. Womens room was ALWAYS, ALWAYS THE WORST. No exceptions. Even when someone splatterpunked the male bathroom with shit, literally, it never got as bad as the horrifying mess that was the womens room. I legit don't know why they never make it on the shitter before they start spraying but it KEPT HAPPENING.
>>123689767I have a good relationship with my mom. I love her. Some negative patches sure, but who doesn't? Some of the girls I know do have a negative relationship with their moms, but one is bipolar and constantly dating guys and the other is an ULTRA liberal so...I remember my aunt sat me down when I was smaller because the moms in my family line tend to be working career women and have little time for their children, and asked me if I was angry at my mom, and if I was to not be, because she was providing for us. I never felt angry at my mom for that, only for her more controlling tendencies.
>>123688980Yep. Try having three sisters and three brothers: the worst of both worlds.
>>123689767If you do drugs and one of your parents works in a hospital, makes sure you NEVER tip them off.
>>123692326>I apologize when I fuck up.God bless you anon.
>>123688980Your daughters in 15 years
>this threadHoly shit am I glad to have had two brothers. We never fight nor leave blood anywhere
>>123695186>tfw no porn
>>123695186>Your daughters in 15 yearsAs if anybody posting here will manage to reproduce
This current conversation reminds me of /cgl/ threadcaps from like 9 years ago that still get posted every so often.
well fuck, I'm going to post litterbox comics
>>123694301Then you have the ones who think they're funny and throw used tampons up so they stick to the ceiling. ALWAYS white girls.
>>123696303what does this mean
>>123696556He's upset his kid guilt tripped him into not eating the sandwich since in the past the kid was told he wasn't allowed to eat in the car.
>>123696704>Booty-butt! Booty-butt!Booty butt cheeks?
>>123696831Conceptualise the aroma.
>>123689969girls are not being taught/encouraged to do that anymore
>>123696696no, I get that partwhat confuses me is the last part where he looks like he's looking at the kid suspiciously, as if he's doubting that it's his actual son
>>123696824Booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks
>>123696984I'd guess resentment with a mix of being disturbed at his particularly elaborate fantasy of how things would go down.
>>123696455The biggest of lore
that's enough for now
>>123697073she could have eaten it....
>>123697149nah, looks gross
I love cats and family entertainment so this is a win win.
>>123697186cats love gross things
>>123697097why did humans create piñatas, just to suffer?
>>123688560Cop And A Half flashbacks...
>>123695566I used to work at an arcadeI feel an intense spiritual connection to this image.
>>123688573I’d wear that shirt along with the rap/band shirt
>>123696984It's not a look of suspicion but of disdain
>the actual mom has a british accentthe cat mom sounds weird in my head now
>>123688573The kind of man I want to marry in my future.
>>123696807lol I was wondering about that
>>123697528God, I wish Capri-Suns still tasted good.
>>123688939>a girlYou can’t make this shit up
>>123689933What did she look like, a crazy cat lady?
>>123697437what brand containers hold heat well? only had cold turkey and an apple for a month at work. help.
>>123688713No, just no.
>>123690105Is it true Portuguese women don't shave?
>>123697728You don't have a microwave at work?
>>123696352Fuck that's pretty good
>>123697959Sword guns are based
Just an uncle but definitely felt like the cat mom a few times
>>123689767How would a nuclear fallout between a mom and daughter go anyway? I've only ever had nuclear fallouts with my dad.
>>123698031even as a kid I used three chords to insult my younger singlings
>>123698105Oh I get it, he's a stardust dragon
>>123696487Pug mom a cute
>>123698014I love that last panel.
>>123697832>surprise cameo from Pookie
>>123698511>Googled itJesus fucking christ.
>>123698703You should have known better anon
>>123698452>tfw no qt thicc paranoid wifewhy live
>>123698706I got Dairy Queen the other day without getting anything for my roommate. I still feel bad. He's a solid bro.
>>123698576Ever since I learned this it's been how I eat all my cupcakes.
>>123697959Well, I mean, with full hearts.
>>123696332Don't worry, the pup sharks will grow their teeth back are fast.
>>123698633My sister made the mistake of leaving a marker with her kid while she was running errands. Big mistake.
>>123698901Why isn't the pitbull tearing the cat's face off?
>>123699005because she's a pug and pugs are the lowest in the dog totem pole, even lower than chihuahuas
>>123698949Sharks loses teeth all the time, which is the problem father now has
>>123695566wats wrong with dimes?
>>123699005Am gonna refer you to this comic>>123696807
>>123699024>pugs are the lowest in the dog totem polethat would be yorkies
>>123699068yorkies bite, pugs can barely breath, their skull is fucking deformed
>>123696402i dun getit
>>123696426are these edits?i dont understand what te fuck is going on
>>123699148>are these edits?no, they were taken directly from the artists site
>>123696553i'm like 35+ and i only realised sometimee last year carrots dont help you see in the dark
>>123699110Doesn't make them bad dogs. I'd rather have a pug than a yorkie or garbage tier shiba
>>123698949That's the problem
>>123699034Coin mechanisms on many machines are usually designed for quarters only, dimes will either shoot through the mechanism and come right back out via the change return or they will end up getting stuck and jamming the mechanism until somebody fishes them out.
>>123698511OH GOD WHY!?
>>123699380Because God doesn't love everything
>>123698576Is it possible to learn this power?
>>123696487This one was gets me because I had the exact same thought when my friend said the preschool wanted to red shirt her son. I had never heard the term before.
>>123699544not from a...Dietitian?Dentist?Skinny guy?Am trying for a star wars reference but I don't think anything really fits?
>>123688560he's not wrong
>>123698763Make one or get one, not that easy but it's doable
>>123698835I do the same.That is the way the creator of the cup cake intended for them to be eaten.It still baffles me how this is not common knowledge each time someone expresses surprise when I do this.
>>123696997This one actually offended me.
>>123699853>That is the way the creator of the cup cake intended for them to be eaten.Bullshit.
>>123697470That one got me good.
>>123697314Inherent mexican-aztec cannibal instincts? it's either a Piñata or a narco beheading.
>>123697653My sister has that exact Skye plane.
>>123700186>>123697452Cows aren't moose you turdface.
>>123697959I loved Liberty's Kids when I was a wee lad, until my parents caught me turning hockey sticks into muskets. No more Liberty's Kids.
>>123697437I love looking for new tupperware. It's exciting knowing I'll have a good container for lunch tomorrow
>>123688573My role model.
>>123697437>>123697728>>123700296Sistema all the way baby!
>>123696807i really thought that this was going in a different direction for a second there.
>>123698374>taco tmonday>remove the t's>/aco/ monday
>>123697437RelatableNot the wife part, the tupperware
>>123698605You can't win no matter how hard you try.
>>123700197Fuck I was about to say the same thing about my baby cousinsThey have all of the fucking vehicles and the tower to boot, the real dog got ahold of half of the former though
>>123696906I've been taking my little sister to the store with me since she was a toddler, and she started doing this to me.
>>123698249Looks like Blue Eyes Alternative White Dragon to me
>>123695186I've seen this single posted many, many times... can someone tell me the ginger with braces gets her just desserts
>>123696455The bestest of abstract humor.
>>123697415>reading Rolling Stone>ever
>>123694386Maybe they should teach sex education in whatever rathole of a country you spawned from.
>>123688980My sister once bit my neck so hard I was bleeding and had to be hospitalized. The reason?I told her Rurouni Kenshin sucked.
>>123702066Are you from Latin America or Spain?
>>123695566>not my problem
>>123702112>Machine gets stuck/doesn't accept change>Don't get your game>WAHHH WHY IT NO WORK>Employee comes up and god willing calls you a stupid faggot
>>123698511>googled itYo, that's straight up torture.
>>123689969>>123689767>>123689613My wife and her mom are super tight and always have each other's backs. I haven't seen them argue once in 15 years. You guys are just unlucky schmucks or your moms were bad at disarming conflicts before they escalated.
>>123701400The artist, Jerk Douglas, drew up a follow up drawing based off the "THINK MARK" Invincible meme, so yeah, the braces girl gets pummeled It's on his Twitter somewhere
>>123698841Actually crocs are raised by their mother for the first years of their life
>>123698757The fact he's cursing implies there's some real emotion from the mom writing all this over those topics
>>123698055fuck, I also say this every year when the heating's turned on
>>123702968You poor bastard. You just don't realize yet how heavily things are stacked against you when your wife starts showing her ass, and her mother has her back for fucking you over.
>>123702066You should have slid a couple fingers into her. She penetrated YOU, return the favor. Besides, that's how you keep wild animals from killing you. Sex during an assault confuses them.
>>123696807I can't tell if I actually prefer their alternate coloring of if I just find it novel and interesting.
>>123695186These pages fill me with inarticulate fury
>>123698579>worldstarfuck me, I'm dying
>>123696807White is a really appealing color compared to orange>Inb4 some smartass tells me white isn't categorized as a color.
>>123697675You also can't pick what you're gonna get, you mongoloid.
>>123696556Kids planning on killing their mom once he bites it
These cat comics are actually hilarious.
>>123690105Brazilian women are the exact same
>>123696791>didn't touch the food near the edge of the bowlheh
>>123690105>>123704427Angolan women are like that as well. What is it with Lusophone woman being so headstrong?
>>123702968>My wife and her mom are super tightYeah, they’re tight NOW but I guarantee your wife when through a period of time where she fucking hated her mom
>>123688560>Furfags being pedoShocking
>>123702968Can't wait to see their bullshit explode in your face. Women are ticking timebombs, anon. Even after a year or two of calmness, you will one day feel that the storm blowing it all away. You're a sweet, summer child.
>>123697487I like that the mom is nerdy.Or is nerd culture so mainstream now, that she is no longer considered nerdy?
>>123700252>he doesn't knowShould someone tell him?
>>123696704What a lyrical mastermind. Truly the next Bob Dylan of our generation.
>>123699024>>123699068>>123699110Technically speaking, miniature dogs are at the bottom as they are 97% likely to die from a heartache anytime.
>>123697675Having a son is FAR more cucked than having a daughter! You're WILLINGLY sharing the love and affection of your wife with another male! The little shit even gets to suck on her tits for YEARS!THINK MERRY, THINK!
>>123704299>he doesnt know
>want to have kids when im older>mfw reading all these stories
>>123700252Moo Anon, Moo.
>>123705153It'll be great and painful at the same time.
>>123699228Absolutely does. Pugs are a disgrace to the dog-kind and proof that there is no merciful god.
>>123696280I told my lil critters that santa, and the three wisemen tacoland lol where metaphysical beings living within people's consciousness, and somehow that managed to convince them that was the reason why nobody has seen them.
>>123696640how did he become that fat without beer?that's like dadbod ingredient number 1, 2 and 3
>>123705669He likes to cook unhealthy food
>>123698374>Have a bathSo she's going to lock herself in a room and slowly lick herself from head to toe?
>>123699211Technically they help your overall vision so they do help you see everywhere, including the dark!
>>123706354and also, you can put them up your bum
>>123702901I should have listened
>>123705426Yeah but they look so dumb that it's funny LOL
>>123706424You should have
I wanna fug this dad cat
>>123688573>>123697017>>123698428I want a "Dated Pop Culture Reference" T-shirt.
Women, you know the rulesPost tits or GTFO
>>123696260>denim chickenSuper based
>>123695566I miss the arcade
>>123700252>cow mooseFemale adult>bull mooseMale adult
>>123694386Holy shit tell your parents 20 years ago its called a fucking condom
>>123702038>>123709862>7 kids is a big familyYou will be outbred and replaced
>>123696556It's a lie the dad once told the kid in order to get him to behave. The kid is now using the lie (believing it to be true) on the dad. The dad is annoyed because in order to keep the kid behaving, he has to go along with the lie even though he knows it's absolute shit, and is probably now thinking of all the other things he's told him, that might be used back on him in the future.>"Eat your green vegetables, otherwise the vegetable monster will come for you!">Later...>"Dad, you have to finish your vegetables, otherwise the monster will get you!">'Ah shit.'
>>123703057Only because they're too small to actually fight anything bigger than insects and win. Functionally they're mini adults already ready to hunt
>>123707807He's extremely DILF. Not fat, but not super fit. Goofy, but not stupid. Chill, but not a lump.
>>123708853This one got me good. I hate days like that.>>123702968But I said in my post that my mom and I have never had a big nuclear falling out. We had are squabbles when I was a teen but nothing major, and we've maybe fought twice since I became an adult.
>>123688560they're gonna bash their dicks together?
>>123711067this isn't a furry comic anon
>>123699132Because now he knows where it is.I can't tell my nieces anything because the mind of a 3 year old is a steel trap.
>>123709862Different anon from a family with seven kids: my parents are catholic.
>>123711401>CatholicGasp! The 1910s were right!
>>123707807list of cat dad's? this and moo moo in his lucky ducky shirt should be there
>>123698511Post the Googled it panel.
>>123709511this one made me laugh
>>123712368It really is great
>>123688652June 6th is not a day in summer retard
>>123713508What the actual fuck did you mean by this?
>>123698351yet again we get cucked out of a foot shot
>>123707573Yes he is
>>123713508Technically, but culturally summertime begins Memorial Day weekend.
>>123701303Any chance we can get the mom dressed as Blue-Eyes Abyss Dragon?
>>123697437>tfw just use old take out bowels.
>>123697911YOU JUST KNOW
This one speaks so much to me simply because of all the shit they keep making cereal out of and no one is talking about it.They made fucking ding-dongs into a cereal like what the fuck
>>123698061mine threw a knife at my sister and missed, stuck into the washing machineboth laughed about it the next day
>>123698511I feel like this was intentionally done so it could be edited to be about HP Lovecraft's cat.
>>123714730Are you saying female basketball Americans give birth through a pseudo-penis?
>>123711253mine asked me why she was wet down there, shes only 4 so i dodged it
>>123714713>They made fucking ding-dongs into a cereal like what the fuckNever go to Japan, Anon.
>>123697931The best and only correct choice.
>>123697017Lunar baboon vibes but less cringe.
>>123714729You're as bad at this as /g/'s stories about "OH my god you broke the PC wut did you do, fix it now or I'm sue-ing, murdering you, forcing you breed and making you eat your firstborn son" jesus what kind of soap opera do you fags watch?
>>123715105have you never lived with more than one woman
>>123699411Hyenas are satanic creatures.
>>123696640But beer does taste terrible
>>123715242Only American beer.
>>123715242>>123715267every country has bad beer and good beer
So why doesn't /co/ like this comic? Does it remind them too much of a family they'll never have?
>>123715322Have you just ignored literally the entire thread?People love the comic even if they had a bad family life.
>>123715322This is one of the few instagram comics /co/ seems to find decent. Even beyond "I want to fuck the cat mom." But it helps that Instagram is full of garbage so the decent stuff stands out.I like this one and Crabgrass.
>>123714713>They made fucking ding-dongs into a cereal like what the fuckWut?
>>123696303>car seatDamn that kid's pretty young. I thought he was at least 10.
>>123703057>mini adults>they're all a bunch of lazy teenagersI dunno, makes sense to me.
>>123688939But Bluey is a girl.
>>123708212But have you ever dated a pop culture reference?
>>123715651Some recommendations suggest keeping them up to age 12, or also consider their height
>>123715242Some beer.I don't like light beer because most just tastes like dirty water, but dark beer has a lot of variation, and some can get really crafty.I had a locally-made dark beer at a pub once that tastes, no lie, like a dark chocolate mocha.To this day, I've never learned the name of that beer or where exactly they make it.
>>123715651The kids in the comic age in real time, so depending on when that particular page was made, he might not be using that car seat anymore.Also yeah, some people like to suggest keeping your kids in some type of car seat, even if it's a dinky little booster seat, until they're almost adult-sized. I assume this is a marketing scheme designed to get people to buy the 4-5 sizes individually for each kid, fully knowing the vast majority of parents throw out or donate their older ones right away.
>>123708853Post the one where she eats cookies
>>123698579Shit some of these are pretty great.
>>123717475>I assume this is a marketing scheme designed to get people to buy the 4-5 sizes individually for each kid,If you're smart, you'll buy a convertible carseat and have one until they need just a backless booster seat (since those are only like 20 bucks). The main reason why they have kids in car seats (specifically 5 point harness seats) is to prevent internal decapitation.
>>123718997But you're a cat.
>>123700085Its true actually. I can never eat it without doing this without getting icing on my face.Kinda like how you are suppose to use a fork to dunk oreos
>>123697437This is it, we finally got the official :3 face from cat mom
>>123697290Not mine, they are picky as fuck, they would rather starve themselves