>>123686493>Kevin SmithNo thanks I'm good.
Also trailer seems to be based on the first episode, here is the plot for the whole series >After a ferocious final battle forever fractures Eternia, it’s up to Teela to solve the mystery of the missing Sword of Power in a race against time to prevent the end of the Universe! Her journey will uncover the secrets of Grayskull at last.
>>123686493i can't decide if this trailer is great or dumb as fuck
>>123686517It's the " jam packed with action" kinda dumb
>>123686493That was some cringe trailer music. It did the job of having me set my expectations just a little lower despite the money they obviously put into this.
>>123686493Oh god damn it. It took me decades to get that song out my head.
>>123686493Looks better than She-ra.
Fun trailer. I might watch the original so I can watch this one but 130 episodes is quite a bit to get through.
>>123686493Mark’s skeletor sounds great
>>123686515Is that really all the first episode?Makes me think it'll be several episodes of he man since the trailer mentions it's part 1. Part 2 will be teela probs
>>123686635there was one series that came out early 2000s that was okay from what i remember
>>123686652Perhaps, we’ll just have to wait and see
>>123686493It doesn't seem like a sequel, theme and tone too different.
>>123686515He-Man without He-Man? But why?
>>123686654But isn't this new one a continuation of the one from the 80s? Or does that one and the 80s one cover the same story?
>>123686493>>123686515So this is a bait n switch?
>>123686652>since the trailer mentions it's part 1. Part 2 will be teela probsThat's just Netflix usual MO of splitting seasons into 2. Really doesn't mean anything.
>>123686515This shit is going to be beat-for-beat the plot of Endgame.
>>123686718It's her turn, anon
>>123686635Just watch it. You don't need to watch 130 episodes of a toy commercial to enjoy something made thirty years later.
>>123686722the original 80s cartoon, transformers and gi joe are literally the origins of "toy commercial disguised as entertainment" so i've no idea why you would want to sit through 130 episodes of that
>>123686800>>123686828I'll check it out, then, thanks. If necessary, I can always look something up.
>>123686493>be hyped watching Short Circuit 2 when Johnny-5 goes after Oscar to Holding Out For A Hero>Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade uses Holding Out For A Hero for the Marvel float>Now He-Man beating up things to Holding Out For A Hero.Fuck you, this is great.
>>123686493>Great action and animation confirmed>Everyone looks like their original designs, only slightly redesigned to look a bit more modern/cool>Absolutely on point Skeletor voice>80's pop song "I need a Hero" as the trailer musicI don't care what anyone says that was fucking great. It's absolutely perfect for He-Man. Just the right mix of cool and cheesy.
Just couldn't kick the habit could you, Mark?
>>123686896This is the real reason they cast him as Skeletor.
>>123686493>Hamill bringing the Fire Lord Skeletor voiceI'm in.
>>123686493Looks pretty good but I'm not a fan of the rapid cuts. I'd like to see fights really play out as they will normally be seen in the show.
>>123686493I’m nervous that the leak was true. I have a feeling we’re not getting a lot of He-Man outside of a big fight.>>123686515If this is true I’m 100% out.
>>123686924>I have a feeling we’re not getting a lot of He-Man outside of a big fight.He'll be back for the grand finale but in the meantime, we have kino incoming.
what a waste. He-Man without He-Man. Teela looks like she took testosterone pills. jesus, feminists DO ruin everything.
>>123686493This need to be said, the voice of Skeletor is wrong.
Looks interesting. Not looking forward to /pol/ shitting up every thread.
>>123686652>>123686718>>123686747It's just anon being a troll, anons.
why couldn't they use the original OST instead of Bonnie
>>123686962>what a waste. He-Man without He-Man.He-man was definitely there. What are you on, anon?
SKELLYBROS WE'RE STILL WINNING
>>123687025Because of that commercial from a couple years back.But also because it's 80's hero hype music.
>>123687049wut? His voice is all wrong.
>>123687017What are you talking about anon? This has been out there for months and literal images from the show confirm the time jump >>123686515
>>123687017How is it a troll if that’s the premise of the show? The trailer looked fine but misleading
>>123687054the original intro is as 80s hero hype as you can gethttps://www.youtube.co/watch?v=7yeA7a0uS3Asomebody please edit this into the trailer instead of Bonnie, she's cool but it doesn't fit
>>123686722This is a sequel to the '80s series. The Sorceress of Grayskull's words to Skeletor are one indication of that. But there may be continuity screw-ups, like that robot horse Stridor was built and "freed" all in one episode, "The Origin of the Sorceress", which they might not acknowledge.
>>123687071It has been a troll rumor outright denied by Kevin Smith.People just will spam it to gather hate-clout.
>>123686493Like with She-Ra, it'll definitely be better than the original 80s cartoon at the very least.
>>123687074>How is it a troll if that’s the premise of the show?Simple, it isn't the premise of the show.
>>123686493I have a feeling that it's going to be a shitshow. But damn, seeing He-man once again is quite good.
>>123686914>Hamill bringing the Fire Lord Skeletor voice
>>123686951The power-up with shoulder/groin/knee faces makes him look like Chaos from FF1."I, Skeletor, will knock you all down!"
>>123686635You overestimate the importance or quality of the original show
>>123687138Sure anon, I'm sure the officially released images from Netflix are also fake.
>>123686635Watch only a few of each season. You'll get the gist pretty fast. It's fun, but it's not made for binge watching. Maybe someone should do a list of the few ones that actually explore a bt of the lore and the past of the character, but I couldn't tell you right now.Anyway, despite the formulaic format of the show, each episode with Skeletor is worth watching at least once.Sadly, it look like this Netflix show failed to give him the right voice. Isn't his voice actor still alive?
>>123686701Yeah, the tone is completely different, you could have tell me is a continuation of He-man 03 and I wouldn't question it.
>>123686635The old show has so much of its own lore and mcguffins, but I really doubt they made it required viewing and it will have any of that. Also this trailer is being a big liar and is only showing the first episode before a time skip., there's been articles about the plot.
>>123687232>I'm sure the officially released images from Netflix are also fake.The officially released images does in no way confirm that premise.
>>123687286>Sadly, it look like this Netflix show failed to give him the right voice. Isn't his voice actor still alive?His VA is over 90 and is still playing Moss Man in this show.
>>123686747Probably, we get all the OG HeMan stuff in the first 5 min of ep 1. And the rest is completely different.
>>123687314>and is still playing Moss Man in this show.That's already something.
>>123687155Not him but where can I find the premise of the show then? I looked it up on Netflix and for the first time it really stuck out to me that the show is not called /He-Man/ and the Masters of the Universe.
>>123686635Watch the 00s reboot instead, this new show seems closer to that in tone.
>>123686493if this whole bait n switch thing IS real, i just hope we put in the entire majority of viewings in the first episode, or at least the times when He-Man IS around>if that doesn't let Netflix and Mattel realize the big mistake they did, then i don't know what will.
>>123686493>"after 40 years">everyone looks different and the tone is not the same>nothing like the show from 40 years ago.made me laugh because of the song and the animation looks really good but how is this still a continuation of the 80's show or its story? guess it don't matter since it's going to follow Teela for the rest of the show. transformation looks dope, there's some similarities to the Noelle's She-Ra transformation.honestly I'd rather have a completely rebooted He-Man not the gacha lookalike with more focus on story and character relations like NuShe-Ra instead of Revelations which is just banking off nostalgia for what some people thought MOTU was instead of the campy Filmation show.
>>123687341This is where this screencap is from:https://www.cinelinx.com/movie-news/tv/our-first-look-at-masters-of-the-universe-revelation-is-here/Many bits were added to that isn't in the original text.>>123687354I don't think there is one already.
>>123687354There's an Entertainment Weekly article. They specifically talk about how all the classic fight stuff is in the first episode, and then the show is about everyone coping with He-man mysteriously gone.
>/co/ is so fucking deranged that they need to make up shit just so they can get mad enough to not watch something and the same day complain when nothing panders to their tastebet money there might be a single frame where 2 females blush at each other and that will be the biggest take /co/ will get from the 4 year production show.
>>123687354That alone should raise some red flags.
>>123687473No, not really. It's just that you have reached a point where you can only attain erection if you perceive yourselves as the victim.
>>123686493Orko a cute
>>123687341So here's the thing about the '80s cartoon and its unresolved storylines:She-Ra: Princess of Power was closely connected to it. He-Man doesn't just go "Into Etheria" to set up the premise that he has a twin sister who was raised by the villain Hordak and defects to have her own adventures. He-Man shows up in some 15-20 episodes after the pilot, and Skeletor or Orko occasionally guest-starred without He-Man. Smith & company will be breaking continuity if they "fracture and estrange" the good guys before, like, the Christmas Special, which showed no change in Eternia's status quo except that Adam knew his sister and Hordak could attack.
I liked this one better.
>>123687520>She-Ra: Princess of Power was closely connected to it.There has been rumor that the NEtflix cartoon does not in fact consider canon the She-Rah episode nor the She Rah Special where He-Man cross-over.
>Kevin SmithHow badly is he going to fuck it up?
>>123686515Girls look horrible, it's trash, not wasting my time.
>>123686493Why does the male reboot get such high quality animation and the female show reboot get low effort garbage?
>>123687527dem shades complete his look
>>123687585Different target audiences.
>>123687354>anime series >cyborg animeFor fuck's sakes
>>123687441Yeah 80s he-man is a silly show, even if this was not a bait and switch it would be weird having this be called a direct continuation.
>>123687577He can be Hit and Miss.
>>123686962You know how teela looked in the old cartoon right? Bitch looked like a man
>>123687638He hasn't had single "hit" since Clerks anon
>>123686493That was pretty sexy
>>123687575Then Revelation can be disregarded as a non-canon "what if" to keep everyone happy. The second new Netflix He-Man show isn't going to consider it canon anyway and will be doing its own thing. If you're one of the remaining paucity of fans of the OG Funimation shows, you can just skip all this crap.
I find the different approaches to rebooting He-Man and She-Ra so interesting.One is a completely reworked set of characters and stories for a new generation of young girls.The other is validating the childhood toy commercials 40 year old men watched as "important."
I Need a Hero is unironically the perfect choice for this, just the right amount of campy, awesome, and gay.
>>123687585Art is fine but judging by Netflixvania it's probably gonna look stiff as fuck outside action scenes and fighting scenes while cool will probably have an awkward lack of frames
>>123687689Get some new material, faggot.
>>123687645Not that I don't agree with you, but there is clearly a quality difference.
>>123687688>py. The second new Netflix He-Man show isn't going to consider it canon anyway and will be doing its own thing.Isn't it a complete reboot, though, like the 00's one?>If you're one of the remaining paucity of fans of the OG Funimation shows, you can just skip all this crap.I amnot a big fan (though it was the first show I rmemeber following in my childhood with passion), but nothing indicate the show will be bad.
>>123686595The music is great in foreshadowing that there will be campy antics and it won't be the hyper testosterone shit show fans pretend the og cartoon was.
>>123687689Both are valid.
>>123687689>>123687706>It has to be the way I want it or else it’s bad!The demographic is different, that’s literally it.
>>123687453No it isn't. I got it from this articlehttps://variety.com/2021/tv/news/masters-of-the-universe-revelation-first-look-1234971883/
>>123687734thats assuming the trailer didnt just show every single example of every single fight in the first season while the rest of it is dead time. if its that then >>123687622 cant even get mad, might as well be anime.
>>123686722>>123687099>>123687441Its marketed as a continuation but it's blatantly notWe've seen Filmation He-Man interact with other He-Men on a multiversal scaleFilmation He-Man was a pacifist in the original show and would make Steven Universe blushIts like GI Joe Resolute in how despite being marketed as a sequel and having one line to suggest that (Cobra Commander saying he was only pretending to be retarded) everything else contradicts hard
>>123687689You can totally get a new generation of fans by just making the same thing again.Hell I've never been interested in He-Man but this trailer makes it look fun as fuck, enough for me to check it out when it's released.
Spic bros... SOON..
>>123687513Nope, last time they took He-Man from the tittle, was in that shitty 80s movie.
So how mad are the nuShe-Ra fans that this show is actually respectful to the original series and builds on it instead of turning He-man into a pandemiqueer aromantic black muslim for woke points? How mad will they be when the series and subsequent toyline absolutely demolishes their shitty fan fiction show in ratings and sales?
>>123686493>that music>looks fineSorry guys, Im sold, I don't see why I shouldn't be excited for this
>>123687740>nothing indicate the show will be bad.How familiar are you with Kevin Smith's body of work, anon?
>>123687742>there will be campy antics>hyper testosterone shit showHow are these mutually exclusive?
>>123687706OK, now let's see if Adora makes an appearance with the new artstyle so twitter gets mad af
>>123687763To clarifySmith He-Man isn't about what He-Man was, it was about what it felt like
>>123687825I watched Dogma and it was pretty great desudid he put out a flop or something recently?
>>123687806This and imagine if >>123687836Happens.
>>123687806>this show is actually respectful to the original series
>>123686493>>123686515So it's all about Teela and everyone's costume looks terrible. Who could have guessed this would be bad.Though the real question is will it be as bad as nu-Sher-Ra?
>>123687689Yeah, it's called market diversification. You make something to cater to one part of the market and you make something for another part.You don't honestly believe that the world is composed of nothing but basement dwelling manchildren, and danger hair SJWs, right?
>>123687067i haven't heard this in years I hope I don't hear it again for the rest of my life
>>123687843Then it's not a fucking actual continuation now is it?
>>123687453>>123687760Next time don't go around accusing others of making things up just because you're too lazy to google the information yourself
>we need to hire someone who uses the same bad guy voice every time to VA our villain >say no more senpai
>people unironically thinking Netflixshit won't be pozzed
>>123687836Oh christ imagine the absolute asspain. I don't think they'll do it, they know it'll be a PR shitshow if they do.
>>123686640no it dosent, it sounds like every other villain voice he does
>>123687806>subsequent toylineThere will be no toyline outside of a handful of high priced collectors' pieces and the obligatory funko pops. That said if they did release a series of cheap, 5-point of articulation, action figures with deliberately quality advertisements aping the original toy commercials as a nod to the cheapness of the original series that would be at least midbrow clever.
I'm 37 years old and I feel like I just took a happy pill.I actually felt the dopamine hit, nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
>>123687761Are you shitting me? It's all but confirmed that trailer was just from the first episode most likely.
>>123687950Dude is getting really old. It's the only voice he can do at this point, and at the very least he can still do it well.
>>123687861Good things never happen anon
>>123687937>they know it'll be a PR shitshow if they doNever underestimate the stupidity of corporate producers. They'd probably think that giving Adora a cameo would count as "market synergy."
So He-man will fuck off after the first episode?God, they really just can't give people what they want.
>>123687950Yeah, which is great
>>123687968I actually hope your getting paid to make posts this gay because doing it for free would be very embarrassing.
>>123687848>DogmaThat movie was hardly anything special anon, everyone was mostly dick riding it from the Clerks high. And his work past the 90s has only gotten worse.
I mean it looks pretty much like a slightly higher budget He-Man 2002, which is what I'd consider the definitive look for He-Man. I'm cautiously optimistic. I think it'll be good as long as they don't try to go with some kind of stupid Game of Thrones type edgy/serious drama.
never seen this show before is he-man just a barbarian that maxed his charisma stat or something?
>>123687286>Watch only a few of each season. You'll get the gist pretty fast. It's fun, but it's not made for binge watching. Maybe someone should do a list of the few ones that actually explore a bt of the lore and the past of the character, but I couldn't tell you right now.I'll try to help:Optionally "Diamond Ray of Disappeance", the pilot episode (sometimes listed as #4 though)."Teela's Quest" explains that Adam's mother is an astronaut from Earth, Teela is the Sorceress of Grayskull's daughter and why she had Man-At-Arms adopt her."Creatures from the Tar Swamp": origin of Orko"The Dragon's Gift" is a really good episode that establishes the lore of dragons for the setting and that Man-At-Arms is an ancient title"The Witch and the Warrior": Teela and Evil-Lyn are forced to work together in a desert, and she says she's just using Skeletor, not loyal to him."Golden Disks of Knowledge": secrets of Snake Mountain and the now-defunct Council of the Wise, connected to the Cosmic Enforcers."Origin of the Sorceress": an Evil Horde scout ship finds Eternia and awakens Morgoth. 15-year-old Teela-Na found Castle Grayskull in a desperate attempt to save the world. Tied her origin to the upcoming She-Ra series."To Save Skeletor": the best of numerous episodes where Skeletor gets inside Castle Grayskull."Battlecat" tells the title character's origin."Search for the Past": the rescue of Adam's grandfather, missing presumed dead since Adam was just weeks old."The Problem with Power" is the deepest exploration of what it means to be He-Man you got in the old show.
>>123687836>Adora shows up with the original white mustached Bo as her husband
>>123686595It's Bonnie Tyler. You can't escape her
>>123687763so it's not a continuation, fine. the question then becomes why pretend it is? a toy commercial like Filmation's He-Man was never meant to have an ending, it's main goal was to exist so kids would want toys, there was never a story that would justify an ending.imagine if they did a She-Ra Revelations and they made Catradora canon there. it would come completely out of nowhere because those two never had any real deep relationship in that show that coud be the basis to the romance and that's what they want to call a "continuation". in the original canon they're supposed to be rivals which is what got adapted in NuShe-Ra but in Filmation there was nothing like that, Catra was just another one of Hordak's minions. the new She-Ra was made to have an entirely different canon and that's what got a new audience of obsessive young adults. the same should be done for He-Man and I guess that's what the Teela portion of the show is going to be and the first episode, the transformation and all the 80's costumes are just a bait-and-switch.Revelations is actually going to be disrespectful to the original show and the chuds are still going to call it "good" because they have an imaginary culture war to fight.
>>123688146And make her other boyfriend angry?
>>123687689lmao I'm 28 and found out about He-Man and Brave-Starr by watching reruns shown on a free TV channel a few years ago and fucking loved them. Showed my 6 year old son and he loves it now too. He actually got upset that He-Man and the Skeletal weren't in the new She-Ra, so I showed him this trailer and he's so excited now. Even found some old He-Man toys on ebay for him and he can't get enough. My wife is helping him make a costume for halloween already too.
>>123688222god those designs are just..
>>123687763>Its marketed as a continuation but it's blatantly not>>123688222>so it's not a continuation, fine.Yes, it is.
OkIt doesnt look like absolute shit, I'll give it a try.But I fucking swear, if there is ONE fucking Gay Butt Sex Scene...
>>123688136Original He-man was like a level 9999 Barbarian with a strength stat so huge he could give most versions of Superman a run for his money. He'd be doing shit like stopping massive space battlecruisers from taking off by lassoing them and holding the rope tight or just straight up picking them up and tossing them into space. I think he even lifted Castle Grayskull itself once. He wasn't really "violent" like a barbarian though. Remember this was the 80's and blatant TV violence was a bit of a no no.
>>123686493holy shit, this actually looks good, nice action and smooth animation.
>>123688224I like how Noelle took the one guy that had Adora wet 24/7 in the OG show and turned him into some incompetent bisexual fop who's obsessed with some vocal fry cunt.
>>123688224Let them fight about it
>>123688267Filmation He-Man wasn't even allowed to kill a treeHe enjoyed making spiced bread He blew bubblesThis isnt the same He-Man
>>123688281There is going to be something like one big epic battle at the begining in which He-man is going to be defeated and the rest of the show will be about stroung womn who'll try to find He-man again. And hopefully we'll see He-man again in the final battle.
>>123688222I don't even dislike the original show or the fact that its not violent I think its admirable that Lou Scheimer tried to give genuine heart and a positive influence on kids on what was an otherwise cynically made (even for toy standards) toyline
>>123688352>show about women desperately trying to find the ultimate chad, knowing they can't stand up to sp00ky Mark Hamill without himsounds pretty based to me, i'm already sold
>>123688319I dunno this lad looks like he'd enjoy a good spiced bread
>>123688276>Original He-man was like a level 9999 Barbarian with a strength stat so huge he could give most versions of Superman a run for his money. He'd be doing shit like stopping massive space battlecruisers from taking off by lassoing them and holding the rope tight or just straight up picking them up and tossing them into space.On that note, I recommend the five-part She-Ra pilot ("Into Etheria" through "Battle for Brightmoon", called "The Secret of the Sword" when edited together), followed by "Horde Prime Takes a Holiday", the Joe (Babylon 5) Straczynski-penned introduction of the actual ruler of the interstellar Horde Empire. He entrusts it to his brother Hordak, Skeletor tries to steal it, and the hero twins arrive to do things just like you said.
>>123688316Kek, well played
>>123688433*entrusts his personal massive space battlecruiser
>>123686493>every female character has had her custome censored, breastisze reduced, face made ugly and personality competley changed to be a generci "strong wyman mary sue">male characters literally look like strippers with nipples clearly visiblemodern entertainment is just straight up sexist towards white men, every bullshit lie feminist every said about video games or comics is actually true now only it negatively affects men not women
>>123687883these people love one size fits all market tho. So it's surprising there is actually something for the boys just this one time.
>>123686869>>Everyone looks like their original designs, expect the female design who have all be changed to fit the sjw agendafixed that for you anon
>>123688590>expect the female design who have all be changed to fit the sjw agendaNot really.
>>123687689It's 2021 & when dudes get anything that makes them happy and gives us a small reason to keep living there is always that one faggot and or woman that can't stand it.
>>123688568>towards white men>he doesn't know that Skeletor, who's scantily-clad as anyone, is King Randor's brother by an interracial relationship
>>123686493>Your old toys are exactly where you left ‘em, Kids - and we took really good care of them!>we took em apart and added clunky armor to half of them, he-man and man-at-arms have been passed from eBay to eBay since 2008, teela and orko have had their faces melted by a magnifying glass, and one of them is from GI joe
>>123686962>Muh sjwAs if on cue
>>123688689>Orko>facehe's always been a black veil with yellow eyes, anon
>>123688748well they shoved his veil in a fireplace and melted it like a wax candle
>>123687638Usually that phrase is "hit or miss", but I'm also open to assuming you did that on purpose.
>>123688889Not the anon you are quoting, but I don't see any actual issue with what is said in that screencap. He is upset someone is leaking the show he is working on. That's pretty normal.
>>123687742You can be both tho you stupid prejudiced fuck
>>123686862Hell, I even got hype for Shrek 2 for that shit.
>>123687689So? Whats wrong with a nostalgic throwback?
>>123687527Lmao what is this from?
>>123688248>had a child at 22jesus christ anonyou'll see your grandchildren's grandchildren at that rate>>123688901is joke>>123688912i assume you don't know the story behind this little fuckup >>123588098
>>123687706What the fuck is he trying to say????
This utter desperation to be mad is unbecoming but admittedly fitting of people that think obsessing over having sex with black men is a cool and funny meme.
>>123688982>i assume you don't know the story behind this little fuckupIt doesn't change that there is nothing really wrong with his reaction.
>>123687341Does this fucking idiot Kevin think that's how you appeal to the OG audience?
>>123687138I remember when that bitch responsible for Netflix Witcher was also denying she'd black wash the characters.Leftists do not believe in truth and have no moral issues about lying.
>>123689015they're the one who inadvertently proved the "leaks" (literally just screenshots of folders and text, more easily fakable than "Mario takes a big fat smelly pee pee") true by making a stink about it
>>123688889What the fuck is this shit?
>>123687954There is literally a mass retail line coming up.
>>123686640Sounds like Joker.... They should have hired someone else
What's the source of that claim that what's seen in the trailer is all a prologe, and the actual show is about Teela?
>>123689009it's hot because they're physically stronger and more alluring than any white dudebro.Adam gets a tan as He-Man because white is correlated with weakness.
>>123687176>>123686914*Hamill bringing the Skeleton King from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce GO! voice
>>123689093Variety article when show was announced and official synopsis >The first episode revolves around a life-changing battle between He-Man (voiced by Chris Wood) and his lifelong nemesis Skeletor (Mark Hamill), after which the planet of Eternia is left broken and He-Man’s compatriots fractured and estranged. He-Man’s compatriot Teela (Sarah Michelle Gellar) — who undergoes the most dramatic visual update on the series — is tasked with reuniting her old friends in order to save Eternia and the universe.
>>123687293I too thought it was a sequel to the 2002 reboot. I mean, they are using the same concept of Adam and He-man looking totally different from each other.
>>123689100Go to bed Tariq.
>>123688982It's not easy, I won't lie, but I love my son and wife more than anything and wouldn't give them up for the world. Money is pretty tight, but my parents and wife's family have been helping us out a bit, so we make it work. Plus, I get to educate him in the history of Pokemon the same way my dad educated me in the history of Star Trek.
>>123686493Amazing first episode trailer. But none of that is going to be the meat of the story. We already know its disingenuous.
So, unresolved storylines from the 1983-5 cartoon they may or may not address:The Sorceress had a family ("Origin of the Sorceress") that she had to estrange herself from at 15 when she made the momentous choice to become Sorceress of Grayskull, saving Eternia from Morgoth and the Horde at the cost of not being able to walk around outside the castle.Teela's biological father.The reasons for hiding her parentage from Teela and ordering Adam to maintain a secret identity.Why Orko was in on the secret (addressed in the 2002 reboot pilot).Him continuing to live on Eternia after regaining access to his home dimension Trolla, where he has an uncle and fiancee. Why is Eternia more important to him? How would it affect Trolla if Skeletor won?Men-At-Arms prior to Duncan ("Dragon's Gift")The fact that Fisto used to serve Skeletor ("Fisto's Forest")Mekaneck's family ("Search for a Son")The nature of Whiplash, who served both a horned red devil named Kraal and Skeletor, whom he helped save from the Lovecraftian demon Sh'Gora.Skeletor having been apprentice to Hordak, a space alien warlord.
>>123686515Why couldn't they just call it after Teela instead of calling it fucking He-Man.
>>123689180>commits gay sex to prove he's 'superior'Do whitoids really?
>>123686515Of course there is a negro in there. No Indian, no Chinese, no Mexican but we gotta have our negro
>>123689210wowI wonder if Smith is actually going to reference all of these or just the most obscure ones while pretending anybody cared.
>>123689264>Why couldn't they just call it after Teela instead of calling it fucking He-ManThey aren't calling it He-Man, they are just calling it Masters of the Universe because He-Man isn't the mc
>>123689044>Leftists do not believe in truth and have no moral issues about lying.That's something common to people of all groups That is no more predominant than in any other groups.
>>123689049Doesn't change that he isn't doing anything really wrong. it's understandable they are upset.
>>123687742the core of campiness is hyper testosterone. Women try to add too much emotion and drama to everything.
>>123687689>young girlsThen why are the majority of viewers of nu She-Ra young boys and men? Because the truth is most girls really don't care about action cartoons. They never have, and they never will. In fact, most women don't watch cartoons at all. Mostly just Maury reruns and Entertainment Tonight, although even then those numbers are dwindling and losing out to just scrolling Instagram and watching YouTube after work.t. woman in her mid-20s
>>123689345they can be as upset as they wantwhat they shouldn't do is bolt in and yell at them without reading the room to see how actually credible those leaks are.like, I could do a better job at faking a leak
>>123687689I don't know a single real human outside of Twitter and this shithole who saw new ra
>>123689375Parents don't allow their kids to post online.
>>123689379But isn't the whole point that the leaks weren't fake?
>>123688140>>123688433>>123689210based Masters of the Universe historians
>>123689401no they were very much real, but that wasn't known until she opened her mouth>>123547699As you can see here, they look more fake than someone faking a logo and taking a picture of it with a shitty phone camera
>>123689287Indians Chinese and Mexicans were never enslaved for centuries you butthurt bigot
>>123689389>thinking you have any control of kids finding ways to post onlineif my dumb ass could figure out how to bypass childblocks by watching an indian guy give a youtube tutorial on my phone, do you really think kids that spent their entire lives with modern technology can't do the same?
>>123689100Still waiting for a non-white strongman
>>123687689Nu She ra was trash and an abomination and failed horribly.
>>123689448>no they were very much real, but that wasn't known until she opened her mouthIt's still understandable he got upset about it and really didn't do anything wrong.
>>123689471Kids who are smart enough to go figure out the barriers put by their parents are able to deal with what's coming to them.
>>123688960i can't think of a genuine reason to be upset about He-Man unless you're a woman who gets off at the idea of boys getting their toys taken away.
I dont mind Teela being the lead since its a 'getting the band together again' story, which puts more importance to He-Man as the heavy hitter of the Masters, unless they do a the power was in Teela all along twist, its should be good.
>>123689505the best thing to do with leaks like this, real or not, is to not give them any attention unless they have stuff that is 100% obviously a leak, like the "happened days before" raiding of an artist's passworded-only-on-the-main-page-so-google-crawled-it portfolio.
>>123689529>that scene of "summon your champion" is bait and switch and the champion is actually Teela
>>123689448>As you can see here, they look more fake than someone faking a logo and taking a picture of it with a shitty phone cameraIt would have been confirmed anyway at some point, though.
>>123689695yes but I'm sure they wouldn't frame it as>hello here at cartoon network we think cartoons are for children and will proceed as such
>>123689518>what's coming to themYou mean a stern talking-to because modern parents won't so much as spank their kids out of fear of being labeled child abusers?Lmao go back to your fantasy of believing kids will obey you, though if you're on /co/ I doubt you'll ever reproduce and find out for yourself anyway.
>>123689469Lmao ok>The Indian indenture system was a system of indentured servitude, by which more than one million Indians were transported to labour in European colonies, as a substitute for slave labour, following the abolition of the trade in the early 19th century>The Indian indenture system was put in place initially at the behest of sugar planters in colonial territories, who hoped the system would provide reliable cheap labour similar to the conditions under slaveryJust because it wasn't called slavery doesn't mean they weren't slaves Negro. Actually fuck that no colored people. Go make your own shows
>>123689719>You mean a stern talking-toNo, I mean what they will encounter on the Internet.
>>123689100We'll looookie here. We gots us a buck just rarin' for a breakin' boys.
>>123686493that's a hell of a trailer, that looks good as fuckI hope it's good, too, I'll give it a shot
>>123689712I think it's good we got confirmation of what really happened. Especially because of that bad framing we avoided. So, again, he did nothing wrong and thus I don't think it's pertinent to use him as an insult.
>>123689210>to become Sorceress of Grayskull, saving Eternia from Morgoth and the HordeHoly shit, I didn't know Sorceress was at that power level
>>123687806This is your brain on culture wars."These things have to be in competition, because that gives me validation!"Good grief.
>>123688248Wholesome if true
>>123688889>>123687689He just copied this post for shitpost material.
>>123689100Strongest man in the world is white idiot.
>>123689798so it IS youට̣
>>123686515imagine the backlash
>>123689529I agree with this.
>>123687786This and same
>>123686493Hey this doesn't look terrible!
>>123686493I am always bothered when Netflix do new sequel feature like this, but don't make available the show it' following up.They had the same issue with Invader Zim and Rocko Modern World. How costly would it have been to acquire the rights of those?
>>123687577Depends on if he actually had opinions or not. The Kevin Smith who famously pushed back against Braniac fighting polar bears in the ‘Superman Lives’ script has been MIA for about a decade now. On his directorial debut on Flash he was told by producers that he was “easy”, which could either mean easy to work with or just easy to control. He’s sacrificed having opinions on the alter of being a chill yes man and letting Mark Bernardin talk over him on his own show. Professionally speaking he’s a sucker for sentimentality and I’m willing to bet any hack writer could dangle the phrase “I have the power” in front of his face and then turn the series into a tumblr nightmare while he blubbers over his nostalgia on Twitter.
>>123689858The dude cries at everything now. You have to wonder who really came back after the near-death experience.
>>123686515For fucks sake! So they know exactly what people want because that's all they put in the trailer but then go with this dog shit? It's just depressing
>>123687917Based Hamill is an A-lister again but still rocks the mic in VO jobs.
>>123686595It's campy hero music for a campy character. It works perfectly
>>123686515I've said it in every thread but you couldn't make the black girl look more generic, and that's a cardinal sin in a franchise like Masters of the Universe. She could just be one of the extras from the final battle of Rise of Skywalker and nobody would know the difference
2002 Skeleton makes Hamill look like a pile of shit
>>123686493>He-Man being pushed aside in his own show for women and minorities
>>123689858He’s been a softie since before the heart attack. I think his own dad dying in such an undignified way sort of made him cherish life’s little things more. That said, he’s kind of let that sentimental streak envelope his muse of cynicism a little too much.
>>123689955>I've said it in every thread but you couldn't make the black girl look more genericShe doesn't look generic, though.
>>123686515are they afraid to give women tits now?
>>123689995Again, we know nothing of the plot.
>>123690030But, we do.
>>123690007Negro pls... We both know she is as generic as they come. Looks like an apex Legends skin. Bet you ain't even black
>>123689995Like Netflix would let a white blue eyed man carry a show
anybody else not liking the character design and art style? I know one of the biggest filters for NuShe-Ra was the flat colored, pseudo anime, skin tight "tumblr" fashion look but that one ended up lending itself perfectly to fanart and lewds Catra's feet and all the boob windowsbut I look at >>123686515 trying to make everyone look tacticool with breastplates, pouches and kneepads and I just find it boring and unimaginative, like they got rid of the old-as-fuck barbarian aesthetic that's near 99% of the appeal. at least She-Ra replaced the old magic princess look with a modern version of the same, looks different but same idea but in revelations they made it boring.and I don't like the sidecut, only Netossa made it look good.
>>123689790>Holy shit, I didn't know Sorceress was at that power levelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFj77LBQjG8That was Joe Straczynski being a bit cheeky in raising the show's stakes. The guardian of Grayskull is at that power level even without wielding the magic swords that went to Adam and Adora, but as humans they lose power with age, which is why 15-year-old Teela-Na had to replace the crone Kuduk Ungol.
>>123689808looks like a bleached meatball. gross. I don't wanna get fucked by this.
>>123689849As far as I know the Viacom-Netflix agreement was to put movies based on their properties in their platform, not to air the original material of the characters of said movies. Anyways, the Arnold movie bombed and Viacom was trying to get save a bit of revenue from the other two movies that were already in production, they just wanted a place where to dump them.The entire He-man cartoon is on Youtube, free to watch, so go ahead.
>>123690030Again, we do. I don't know how in denial you are but the official announcement on Variety had the plot and cast >>123689142
>“[The first episode starts] in lockstep with the old show,” said Smith. “[Then] things take a shift which allows all the characters to go through these periods of growth.”>Additionally, Smith indicated that Prince Adam’s secret identity as He-Man will be a key component of the story.>“Only certain people know the secret that Prince Adam is really He-Man,” related Smith. “We build our entire story on who was left out of the secret and the damaging trickle-down effects of that. [It’s a story about] a hero who has to live under deception in order to protect those he loves, but it’s [also] about how that deception rots at the core.”>“We get to see them engage not just in clashing swords, but in far deeper conversations than we’ve ever seen them before,” said Smith. “It’s not just simply like these two dudes [He-Man and Skeletor] have been trying to beat each other up for decades. We get to tell stories of abuse…stories of isolation, grief. We use these characters as long as they’ve been around — and most people consider them toys or action figures — to tell insanely human stories set in a very inhuman world.”This sounds like an exercise in atonality if it's meant to be a continuation of the Filmation series.
>>123689210I watched this as kid and I had no idea that there were storylines.
>>123687692>I Need a Hero is unironically the perfect choice for this, just the right amount of campy, awesome, and gay.>not What's Up by 4 Non Blonds
>>123690007>>123690213Good to meet someone with no imagination. How's life?
>>123690215there's no continuity tying all these episodes together. those were just the writers coping with having to work on a toy commercial.
>>123690007she does look generic, but that's because everyone else does too.
>>123686493>Call your ShampionIs Mark okay?
>>123690122The new Sorceress knew that the space aliens would check up on that scout ship, so instead of Eternia getting steamrolled, this happened:www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef3XuNGGoQoNow pause for a second: the earliest explanations of what Skeletor is used the words "demon from another dimension". So if Skeletor was a member of the Horde, are the rest of them demons with tanks and spacecraft? Unclear.Joe Straczynski claims credit for co-writing the She-Ra story bible with Larry "Beast Wars" DiTilio, where Hordak's superior Horde Prime is carefully undefined, unseen except for one mechanical hand/lower arm. So it's perhaps a total coincidence that the He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special had Horde Prime consider two Earth children spreading the story of CHRISTmas on Eternia a threat to his power. Dude, are you Satan?
>>123686493>crying over thisAny legit complainers at this point are the stereotypical 30s manchild who just wants to go back in time. At least they're putting effort into the animation, giving you your powered white males, and not jelly beaning the shit out of everything.
So was He-Man the original Giga Chad before eveyone universally decided he was gay?Though I guess the original didn't age well design wise.Least the 02 one didn't have such issues.
>>123690353... then the miniature comic books that came in the toy packages decided to shake things up with Skeletor.In a previous toy ad, Skeletor and King Hiss (long story) had raised from underground three magical towers built before Castle Grayskull. This changed the rules of magic enough that the Sorceress could now leave CG, and King Randor asks her to view through space and time for his long-lost brother Keldor, who disappeared into another dimension before Adam was born. Skeletor is scrying on this and freaks out that this knowledge could destroy him. He summons Ninjor and Scare Glow ("Evil Ghost of Skeletor") from points in spacetime unrevealed to the audience to try to assassinate or at least disable the Sorceress and Randor.
Are you guys worried that it will have tons of wokeism?
>>123686493>evil-lyn's clothes massively downgradedit wasn't supposed to be like this brosthere will never be any good r34 of her
>>123690518They're coy about why Skeletor felt threatened, but it was generally believed that Skeletor was Keldor.So 15 years later, the reboot cartoon chose to start before Skeletor lost face. >>123688630
So which of the female characters will be gay? We know it won't be a male, that would be too much for the animation world.
>>123686493Time to rewatch the original, I loved that shit as a kid. I even have a lot of figurines at my parents' place still.Can anyone here sauce me up with an HD torrent of the original show?
>>123690591Orco will be gay.
>>123690396it's impossible to make He-Man "cool"
>>123690591Triklops is 100% gay for Skeletor.
>>123687742The original is literally both and I hope that this one will be too. Not a fan of Adam being THAT much of a dyel before transforming but everything else seems fine. Time will tell.
>>123686493I laughed out loud when the music started and I wish Skeletor looked a bit sillier. Mean skeleton is somehow less threatening than meme skeleton.But no real complaints so far. 'Hope it's good.
>>123690374>At least they're putting effort into the animation, giving you your powered white males,It's going to last one episode before focusing entirely on a black qween
>>123690573Having teased this before flashing forward to the day Prince Adam becomes He-Man, they picked Keldor's story back up in S2E06, "The Price of Deceit".Keldor had assembled several of his Evil Warriors before he and Evil-Lyn met and fell in love. He learned magic from Hordak's spirit/astral projection rather than in person. When Keldor was mortally wounded in the pilot, she kept him from dying by bringing him to astrally-projecting Hordak, who turned him into the lich Skeletor. Ever since that day, he's viewed her only as a henchman.
>>123690677Tranime cope lol
>>123688959Doesnt exist and will never exist.
>>123690118Doesnt exist and will never exist.
>>123690374She-Ra niggers are the ones crying endlessly about it tho
>>123690591making the new girl gay would be bullshit and people are going to call them out for not making Teela X Evilyn canon.if anyone is to be gay it should be Man-at-Arms, with Fisto, I don't care if they're related in whatever canon I've never heard about or if it sounds like a joke to everyone until they read a wiki page.
Idk how people can say mark does a good skeletor voice, when it's just his joker voice.It sounds nothing like skeletor. Should of gotten the guy who did skullmageddon from Double Dragon Neon.
>>123690692>Ever since that day, he's viewed her only as a henchmanI will need that sad/seethe wojak as Evillynn and the norweigian/chad as Skeletor
>>123686493>The virgin Caster vs the Chad Martial
>>123686515Stop with the fake news.
>>123690757They can be both related AND gay for each other.Finally break the walls Frozen refused to.
>>123690601Image to get attention
>>123690827Sorry, wouldn't know because I watched the free and legal whatever-definition episodes on Youtube. (Filmation MotU, Filmation She-Ra and The New Adventures of He-Man. The entire 2002-3 reboot is also uploaded without DMCA takedowns but ISN'T official, funny enough.)
>>123690628Only in the only-one-gender-species way.He had a fiancé.
>>123690866>Orko has scored more than me
>>123690177This is horribly stupid. Is he going for that Steven universe thing where someone cries every episode?
>>123690866>Only in the only-one-gender-species way.Doubtful. The writers REALLY liked the Trollans and did whole worldbuilding episodes for them (!), even on She-Ra (!!), where they showed the government (Muck and Muckess, Crimson Council) and two genders.
>>123690099Fuck off retard with your Shit-Ra
>>123688612Are you fucking blind>>123686515
>>123687141>Dyke-ra monster gallery being betterLol nice bait troon
>>123687689nu Shera is brainwashing little girls to become lesbians
>>123691056good, men shouldn't be the only ones who like girls.
>>123691056Little girls are watching Ladybug not She-ra
>>123686828>>123686800The toy commercial will still be better than this shit, like it was better than nu-ra
People are saying he-man dies the first episode and never shows up again is this true
>>123691109little girls should know better. ladybug is a fucking tease.
>>123690099The She-Ra reboot series was a stupid and shitty cartoon it NEVER should have been made in first place. the whole show was a fucking diaster. Fuck off, with that shit and go kill yourself dipshit.
>>123686493>Take back the powerHow needlessly provocative.
>>123687689Shit-ra was shit and the toycommercial wil bury you
>>123691137No, he goes MIA after Skeletor gets the Power Sword and becomes Skelegod, then comes back at the end. Toy leaks basically give away the whole plot.
>>123691154Let us rejoice at the fact that the lady behind nuSheRa had her movie based on her comic canceled by disney(◡◡)
>>123691258Twitter is still crying daily about that comic film being cancelled despite it looking like absolute shit, funniest thing
Thundercats had great extended pilot and then it became boring quickly.
>>123690544We know there will be. Just look at Teela, lmao
>>123689195Based dad. Take care of your family.
>>123686493>entire thing set to Holding Out for a HeroCould this be more Gen X nostalgiabait if it tried? They certainly know their audience.
>>123691145Said the furry pedo
>>123686515Lmao look at Teela.She looks barely better than a dyke-ra goblin
>>123686493>trailer shows clips from the first episode>rest of the show is Teela doing fuck allhow cynical. just what 40 yo chuds deserve. I'll keep my emotionally unstable sexy catgirl and amazonian meatheaded aryan wife, thanks
>>123686722>>123686869As some one around for the original it was super camp and flamboyantly gay in a lot of ways. So yeah big and over the top and stuff fits right in. It will be less of a fit if it goes all grimdark
I dare say...kino is back on the menu
>>123690007>every black girl's ponytail>brown leather tunic>bandolier>utility belt>resting bitchfaceYeah nothing generic about that at all. How were you the fastest sperm?
>>123690866>Orko canonically got pussyI guess Orko actually is more chad than 90% of /co/
>So far action and all the male designs are on point>In motion female designs look better, but they are still "off"I think this will be a case I will see how the first 4 episodes go then decide from there.
>>123690347It's a pun. He-man is nothing but a sham to him. Based Skeletor being a little shit like he should be.
>>123690668I'd ship it
Finally, a good fucking cartoon.
I really hope it doesn't get too grimdark. I don't want another Netflix Castlevania, especially for something like He-Man where it absolutely does not fit.
>When you enjoy all the salty She-Ra fags crying and getting BTFO but at the same time also enjoyed the new She-Ra and kind of wish the 2 where actually related instead of seperate.>tfw no Scorpia to hold hands with.tfw no Double Trouble to peg you while he strokes your cock with his scaly tail and calls you babe[spoiler[
I wonder if we'll get some What's Going On in there. Maybe at least a reference.
>>123692017Oh it's absolutely happening.
>>123691898I'm fine with a Castlevania, as long as its not season 3
>>123692017My prediction>drugs somehow get ingested by a character, Adam, Orko, Teela, or Skeletor and the What's Going On sequence is them trippin balls
The girls still look like menOther than that it looks great
>>123686515This shot worries me because every girl is covered up and in tacticool gear whereas in the trailer they all had original, or close to original design costumes. More like 2002 where the 80's leotards were replaced by skirts/kilts, which is a fine compromise between camp and cool. I feel like it's going to be a bait and switch, where the first few episodes has the girls looking fairly acceptable and then the rest of the series has them redesigned in dyke gear because straight men aren't allowed to have nice things anymore.
That transformation kicks ass, unironically hope it plays in every episode.
>>123688720Uh yeah, are you fucking dull? If someone sees shit, they're gonaa say shit
>>123690313KekOK, so the thing to understand about He-Man and the Masters of the Universe is that these people were flying by the seat of their pants. Nobody knew what a half-hour toy commercial meant, because they were first: this had been illegal until Reagan changed FCC rules. Mattel had a bunch of fantasy action figures with some sci-fi elements. A man named Michael Halperin wrote a story bible for the world the toys inhabited (DC Comics used it shortly before the cartoon), and it was heavily influenced by Dungeons & Dragons. Executuve producer Lou Scheimer was trying to turn a profit on a shoestring budget: he and daughter Erika were core member of the voice cast, and he credited himself as "Erik Gundun" so the credits wouldn't give away the cheapness. They're pumping out 65 episodes to debut over the course of four months. To a writer like Larry DiTilio, the main characters aren't so much toys as fantasy archetypes he can slot into the kind of stories he already loves: dude sold a /tg/ module he'd already written a second time as the episode "Dragon's Gift". In the hands of lesser writers Scheimer needed and fast, episodes were shit.
>>123691307Oh please no. I can't. Not again.
can't wait to see the idiots hyped for this trailer when they find out it's only the first episode.He-Man doesn't deserve this, but everyone else does
>>123690030That's from the official synopsis though.
>>123689287They’re called Niggers. Stop trying to be racist by calling them “Negros” like they’re some alien.
>>123692216Teela looks like she's pushing forty
>>123686493Lol they removed his cross. Pathetic
>>123687466Same with the new Ratchet game on /v/ >OHNOES! It has some troon inserts! Game ruined!I fucking hate contrarians. Just play the fucking game or watch the show and decide afterwards if it triggered your incel pants or not.
>>123693579>IS THAT A FREAKING CROSS!?!?
Is Kevin Smith based enough to give us a redesign of the Star Child?
>>123693615>JUST GIVE US YOUR MONEY YOU FREAKING BIGOT!!!!
>>123693634Based chubby loli poster
>>123686966Yea. Much as I appreciate Mark Hamill. Its just not a good choice. Close as we've gotten recently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLNlF1QQrrMThe Classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MhLMCmXgQYYa gotta have that Neyaagh or it just isn't Skeletor.
>>123687515Always has been.>>123687688>FunimationLou Scheimer rolls in his grave.>>123687787Best reboot.>>123687836Not happening.>>123688355Agreed 100%.>>123690628Dree Elle's going to have something to say about that.>>123690668Reminder that Shadow Weaver had her ass handed to her by Orko.>>123690972And I wish they'd do more with them instead of just killing them all off (New52, MotUC).>>123692017The song is actually called What's Up?
>>123687834A fucking beautiful method to work around "the eyeholes look like shit" problem they had. Just put some Aviators on him.
>>123690972Man back when people revealed in the chance to create some fantasy. Instead of being lazy fucks and just aping shit.
>>123687806>He-man into a pandemiqueer aromantic black muslim for woke points?He literally gets a magical girl transformation as he becomes He-Man which is exactly as it should be, considering the original He-Man was gay as fuck.
>>123693951Head of Filmation Lou Scheimer was very accepting of homosexuality for the time but apparently saw He-Man at 100% straight.
>>123686493The character art in the trailer looks pretty nice, though I'm not a fan of how the vehicles and Grayskull looked. Instead of making them look like they are imagined as part of the world, they look like exact CGI models of the toys, kinda crashing my immersion. The shark tank, the copy pasted fleet of rotor lawnmover thingies looked jarring even with just a glimpse and Grayskull looked less like some great castle and more like someone put up the original plastic version. Don't know if it's for nostalgia's sake in a "look, it's just like I remember the toys!" way, but I think it was the wrong call to go for the toy look, design wise.
>>123694037That He-Man. At some point they had to be able to make episodes completely out of stock footage. I can still picture the running animation or how they slowed down from a run in that bumbling way.
>>123686635You don't need to watch every episode, you'll get the gist of it by just watching a few.
>>123694037That's not true. The studio at the time was hiring a ton of gay artists and people around the studio talked about how He-Man was gay. His daughter who provided voices and was active in the studio was very vocal about how openly gay Filmation was.There's a reason why the orignal He-Man is viewed as a gay icon and it's not just because he's an effeminate prince that wears bright pink and enjoys things that were typically feminine at the time.
>>123686493I am going to watch this show, and I am going to enjoy it no matter what for no other reason than to spite /co/.
>>123693655>2021>paying money for cartoons
>>123694392I mean, why else does anyone do anything on this site?
>ywn bury your face in the Sorceress's downy feather pubes
>>123694866I feel bad for you, Duncan
>>123686896This guy makes skeletor look like a pussy
>>123689006she-ra good because its "different", he-man bad because its the same.
>>123687806>>123687806In the trailer comments alone there's a lot of meltdowns
As much as I love Mark Hamill I need to hear his Skeletor go "Myah!" before I pass judgement.
>>123686493 That doesn't sound like Skeletor
>>123686515and just like that, all my interest is fucking gone
>>123686635As someone who watches he-man and she-ra on occasion. Do it. Its not any worse than watching any other cartoon.
>>123696052Read a fucking book, zoomer.
>>123696227Read one other than harry potter zoomer and prove your claim.
>>123687302>first episode before a time skipwhat
ONLY reply if you agree that Orco is cute.
>>123696319He-Man and Skeletor have a big fight, Skeletor wins and he-man is either looks dead or is captured.Teela leads a new team years into the future, apperently with Evil-Lyn and what appears to be her black girlfriend. Skeletor gets a powerup, and "secrets will be unrevealed".
>>123696343Does the geometric design on the wall behind him have any pre-existing meaning I'm missing?
>>123686515Sauce?I believe that such a thing would be possible, but I'd like some proof before I get mad.
>>123696438https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/masters-of-the-universe-revelation-first-look-1234971883/>“Revelation” picks up where the original series left off in 1985. The first episode revolves around a life-changing battle between He-Man (voiced by Chris Wood) and his lifelong nemesis Skeletor (Mark Hamill), after which the planet of Eternia is left broken and He-Man’s compatriots fractured and estranged. He-Man’s compatriot Teela (Sarah Michelle Gellar) — who undergoes the most dramatic visual update on the series is tasked with reuniting her old friends in order to save Eternia and the universe.
>>123696410He-Man doesn't die. There's no evidence that it's years in the future.Skeletor does take over Castle Grayskull and become Skelegod (there's a toy, 1.5x as tall as the other figures). These plot beats are quite similar to the 1987 movie.
>>123691626>amazonianAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU WISH THAT BITCH LOOKED LIKE DIANA
>>123686493it better end with skeletor losing and escaping by opening a portal to etheria. it should just be skeletor finally getting sick and tired of eternia's bullshit and leaving
>>123688100>I think it'll be good as long as they don't try to go with some kind of stupid Game of Thrones type edgy/serious drama.Even assuming vanity and the rest are totally off on the premise, Kevin has said it will be "pretty dark and way metal", so I don't see much chance of it not being so.
>>123687063>>123686966>>123693765how the fuck would you have a problem with mark hamill voicing skeletor? how the fuck did you think it was going to sound?
>>123696548>He-Man doesn't die. > he-man is either looks dead or is captured.>looks deadThere's no evidence that it's years in the future.Considering the idea is that the Masters are scattered and estranged? Plus a whole new look for Teela and a new character? Your probably gonna be wrong.
>>123696579"Nyeh! I'm so sick of this! Surely I can work for Horde Prime."
>>123696579No, he's going to Third Earth
>>123696723How about DC Earth?
>>123696289>Creating the Filmation Generation (Lou Scheimer and Andy Mangels, TwoMorrows Publishing)>Rise and Fall of the 80's Toon Empire (Jason Waguespack, Ph.D, self-published)Ooh, look, I did the baby retard's wee-search for him! Now go change your diaper, fuckstick, yo mama's starting to complain about the stench.
>>123696343When was he ever not?
>>123696917Thank you for the sources, and fuck you for the attitude you limp biscuit dicked punk.
>>123686962God you're whining
I haven't seen anything of Kevin Smith in a long time. How obnoxious is he and his writing on a scale of 0 (not at all) to 10 (Dan Harmon)?
>>123697147You're welcome, you nickelback ball-gargler.
>>123686493well I hope it isn't true that the focus on the show is about someone other than he-man and that it retains at least some of the old goofiness the television show had
>>123697300By the way, do you like technology zoomer? For calling me a boomer you clearly don't understand it. One of those books are out of print but you can get a digital copy from twomorrows site. The Toon Empire book is free of Amazon's kindle club...YOU FUCKING LIAR. Not a mention of it in He-Man and Inspector Gadget's chapter. So I do think you randomly tried to find something that would be hard to find as "sources". Lol, all that shit talking and your a stupid fucking liar. I may pick up the other one simply because it looks like a good book to read about Filmation. But learn how the Internet works you ignant mfer.
>>123697558No, YOU learn how the internet works. If you're only using fucking Amazon as a resource, you're an even bigger zoomer than I thought.
>>123697300>>123697558Although I do thank you, Toon Empire is an interesting book, I love this type of stuff. Filmation looks good to.
>>123697696>Rotting physical copy in your house. Urgh, I might throw up.
>>123688248>>123689195Based.Godspeed, anon.>Plus, I get to educate him in the history of Pokemon the same way my dad educated me in the history of Star Trek.Just don't let him become a K-K-KANTOOOOO genwunner.
>>123687787LLEGO EL BIGOTEEEEEE!!!!
>>123686640holding off on opinions until i hear his laugh
>>123687787SHEEEEEEEGO EEEEEL BIGOTEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Wish Skeletor was a bit more like Frank Langella to be honest.
>>123689272It's not gay to fuck a man in the ass it's only gay to get fucked in the asst. muslim
>>123686501here have some bean dip.
>She-Ra remake was about love, acceptance, body positivity, and understanding>He-Man is about He-Man.
>>123699431I thought She-ra remake was about lesbians.
>>123686632*This enrages the Left*BRACE BRACE BRACE!
>>123688612>uhm everything is politics sweatyNeck yourself.
>>123686493I'm honestly interested in seeing the rank and file troopers go at it. I always feel shows like this and GI Joe back in the day just focused on the main characters...I want generic GI JOES fighting generic Cobra soldiers in the back ground while the main characters duke it out.
>>123686493What kind of budget did Castlevania have? Because this looks leagues better than that did.
>>123687138Kevin Smith was lying.
>>123699431>The moment you realize that stupid PSA worked and now there is a whole generation of people who can't think of anything but messages.
>>123697220Last I heard he settled into being a stoner/manchild. But that was years ago.
So the show is going to be one of those "getting the gang back together" plots like with the 2011 Muppet movie?
>>123686595Hey I found the person born after the 1980's and doesn't know the glorious thrill of ADVENTURE!
>>123699565They did it because it was cheaper to have a small group of characters per episode have fights to show off cool toy features rather than hordes of faceless mooks with no exciting gimmicks
>>123690125You'll change your tune when He whips it out and threatens to shatter your pelvis
>>123690827The the IRON CROSS is gone for the Reboot?
>>123696436It's a vagina.
STOP MAKING FUN OF SHE-RA THIS ISN'T FUNNY NETFLIX IS MAD
>>123697220He was a fat bitch who whined about having to buy two seats in coach since each cheek took up a seat.If he went to first class, they have fat boi thrones.
>>123693579It looks like as symbol that's both an H and an M and I'm ok with that
>>123686966i hate to agree, but yesSkelitor is supposed to sound more nasally, not deep.
>>123689195>educate him in the history of PokemonYou're a terrible dadThat boy will be disappointed about the franchise when he gets older.
>>123687138>Kevin Smithlet me guess, Tila man-tits was raped as part of her past...
>>123697220I personally found his writing pretty obnoxious. I remember watching mallrats for the first time since i was a kid three years ago and really hated the awkward, wordy, unnatural sounding snarky lines that come out of his characters.
>>123687354>nignog>Teela Lookslikaman>submissive dude>Evil-lynn is no longer evil or sexy>Orko looking sinisterWelp, this is already looking exactly like a shitshownot as bad as she-ra, but holy shit is it a shitshow.
>>123686869gotta admit, it got my hyped. that's how you do a trailer.
>>123687742you can have both anon.Hell, look at JoJo's Bizzare adventure.If anything, He-Man really should be the made as the western equivalent of JoJo, so campy hypermasculing that it shoots straight through being gay to being the most heterosexual manly show in existence.
>>123688319>He enjoyed making spiced breaddude, spiced bread is the shit. don't mock it.
>>123686493This looks amazing! I'm actually hyped now! Holy crap!
>>123689195based man, i'm really jealous.I wish you all the best.
>>123686501Whatever you say picklefucker
>>123690177>But I don't want deeper conversations! I want to beat up He-Man and take Castle Greyskull!seriously, this sounds like absolute faggotry at this point.
>>123697220he made batman pee his pants.
>>123686515if true then I cannot wait for the backlash
>>123696548>>123696661twist is that he-man became skelegod of grayskull.
>>123686493I just find odd how all the action shows keep removing the cleavage from the girls, This, The Harley Quinn shit, Invincible...It's like women are not allowed to have breasts.
>>123696635Like not the joker?
>>123686493I do like how he looks like an actual barbarian as He-Man and overly twinkish as the prince.
>>123697220let's put it this way.>Green Hornet: Kills the OG green hornet, replaces him with his son, who is back up by Kato's daughter, who proceeds to be waaaaay better than the new GH>made it so Black Cat was raped in college, and nearly got raped in the actual comic (in fact I think he actually had a three year break right as she was about to be raped, so everyone thought she had been for years>batman: bruce apparently wet himself >daredevil: possibly going crazy trying to save a baby who is the messiah or anti-christ.>green arrow: literally about bringing GA back from the dead as part of a convoluted plotWhen anon says KS is Hit and Miss, he's not wrong. Each book has its awesome moments, and each book has moments that completely derail their characters.
>>123686515>I NEED A LESBO!
>>123700768That's why I'm extremely cautious about this. I liked how the trailer looked, but I'm waiting to see what people say about the show.>daredevil: possibly going crazy trying to save a baby who is the messiah or anti-christ.That's not the worst part about it. The worst part about it was him doing a retread and killing off Karen Page.
>>123696503Thanks for the evidence, I appreciate it.I am disappointed. It could still be decent, I'm just mad about the Bait-And-Switch. Did they lack confidence in their idea such that they would do this?I would have accepted a show like this - willingly - had it been clear what it was.
>>123699600Not much I guess considering how S2 and 3 were like 7 episodes of talking, two of fights. S4 had more action but still kinda looked a bit wonky sometimes
Never thought I'd say this but I want to FUCK prince Adam!
>>123696635Because Mark Hamill has been phoning in the same "villain" voice in his voiceover roles for years now, and it's just a watered-down version of his Joker take.
>>123686515they are warriors so it's ok that they are jacked
There's gonna be so much porn
>>123689746>Go make your own showsThey do, in America which is diverse.
>>123700545>backlasha bunch of angry incels and coomers isn't a backlash.
>>123701833That's what everyone says at first to gaslight people
>>123689142when will you learn,your old favorite properties are just made into launch points for sjw politics.
>>123687138He was on the livestream yesterday saying that we get to see the nostalgic glory stuff for 10 mins or halfway through until whatever crazy shit happens. He made a point to describe this whole thing as Teela's journey and keeps talking about the damage done by the secret.
>>123701850incels and coomers aren't peoplenor they are target demographic
It doesn't matter if is a bait and switch, I don't think it will reach Thundercats Roar level of bad, that thing is fucking cursed
>>123700097>>Teela Lookslikaman>>123688568>>every female character has had her custome censored, breastisze reduced, face made ugly and personality competley changed to be a generci "strong wyman mary sue">>123689808exception proves the rulenot every woman should look like a bimbo coomer
Consider Pixel Dan's pixel dick
>>123702416Chris Pratt on the left
Hamill is based as Skeletorespecially because it's probably as close as I'll ever get to more Skeleton King unless Disney decide to let Ciro Nieli give Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce GO! its ending
>look at He-Man fans>aesthetic fit gays>sexy girls who appreciate male musculature and manliness>normal people>look at She-Ra fans>literal freaks and mutants as if it's an ugly pageant>discerningly ugly as fuck people so much so even dogs wouldn't try to fuck the women and "women" in this fanbase>creepy pedophile looking retards, and actual pedophile activists all over Twatter among them>the most subhuman looking collective in appearance and also in behaviorI don't get it. How the fuck did this happen?
>good looking trailer completely wasted on a stupid story where he-man dies in the first episodelol well at least we have he-man 2002
>>123688248All the He-Man episodes are up on Youtube on an official channel. Same with Bravestarr.https://www.youtube.com/user/HeManhttps://www.youtube.com/user/BravestarrOfficialBlackstar doesn't have an official channel, but all the episodes can be found regardless on Youtube.
>>123686493will this be the first netflix produced original to have a good soundtrack????
>>123691626>Amazonian From her depictions, Adora is 5 foot at most, idgaf what the fuck anything says unless you show it right.>MeatheadMore like Brick-For-Brains.
>>123702816>on a stupid story where he-man dies in the first episodeYou don't know what the story is going to be.
>>123689195What a cool dad
>>123702416>not every woman should look like a bimbo coomerYou are wrong, asshole
>>123702936Yes we do
>>123687441Why does he look like a man?
If this turns out to be a bait and switch i'm pirating this rather than give them viewer metrics on netflix
>>123702936>You don't know if they are going to actually say he dies or is captured for most of the show. Therefore you don't know what the story is gonna be, narf!
>>123703071Because it was made by a man/female hating grotesque looking mangirl for her/his grotesque audience
>>123689375Sailor Moon and Precure disagrees with you. The truth is Western Media isn't trying to appease to young girls but to SJWs projecting their own insecurities onto media. Case in point nu She-ra was mostly liked by SJWs not little girls.
>>123703224Both of those actually have a fair male fanbase. Just like He-man apparently had a larger female following than most know about. Up to 30% according to Toon Empire book. >>123696917So I mean there is evidence to suggest that even the most girly or the most manly of shows will garner a decent sized audience of the other demographic. But you need to target what they like, and not twitter.
>>123700207>If anything, He-Man really should be the made as the western equivalent of JoJo, so campy hypermasculing that it shoots straight through being gay to being the most heterosexual manly show in existence.The gimmicks of the B-list characters kinda feel like Stands that are part of their bodies.
>>123701180I wouldn't mind Mark Hamill phoning in the same voice as Fire Lord Ozai if Skeletor seized the throne and there was a time skip to the adventures of his teenage son and daughter.
>>123690177>>“Only certain people know the secret that Prince Adam is really He-Man,” related Smith. “We build our entire story on who was left out of the secret and the damaging trickle-down effects of that. [It’s a story about] a hero who has to live under deception in order to protect those he loves, but it’s [also] about how that deception rots at the core.”Sounds like a conveniently vehicle to throw shade at Adam/He-man during the course of a story he isn't in all that much.>Prince Adam lied to us about not being He-man! Maybe he wasn't the chosen one at all! Really a lot of people are pointing out plot points that might be interesting to see explored. But I have a feeling that its all going to be the "shit on He-man hour" when we get to it.
>>123703323>Both of those actually have a fair male fanbase. Just like He-man apparently had a larger female following than most know about. Up to 30% according to Toon Empire bookInteresting, thanks.
>>123699926People aren't making fun of She-Ra though, they're making fun of the shitty reboot.