I miss him so much bros....
>>123668133Why? he's still alive.
>>123668197Hopefully it stays that way. I think OP is referring to him recently being hospitalized for sugmavirus.
uh, yeah, so, uh, would you torture mini hitler?
>>123668348Is he a clone of Hitler or a perfect copy?
>>123668133Fuck that fucking piece of dogshit! I hope he's stupid ass show fails because its a fucking mistake just like his life is a mistake! Fuck Oneyplays and fuck Zack!
CYBORG DRAGON PLEASE!
>>123668348I never understood this hypotheticalwhat motivation is there to torture a mini hitler? just because it looks like an infamous person?Heck I wouldn't even torture the real hitler, because torture is a degenerate horrible thing and anyone who would willingly do it is probably unfit to be in a society.
>>123668437Im not Linkara you fucking faggot, that guy couldnt critique comics good even if his fucking mom was in danger! Fuck you for even saying that!
>>123668437DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!
>>123668531LOOK THERE HE IS, GET HIM OUT OF HERE GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF HERE
>>123668232What is sugmavirus?
>>123668434It has nothing to do with looks. The copy has a perfect copy of hitler’s brain. This means he is essentially Hitler, just removed from normal continuity. Chris was right by the way.
>>123668434Imagine Hitler had a duplicate made after committing his atrocities, then the original was teleported to you and shrunk to 1/50th his size. You wouldn't enact revenge on the progenitor of the Holocaust?
>>123668133>*heavy breathing*>*gulps in air*>*heavy breathing*
>>123668133He will be back.. r-right guys? Ding Dong and Julian is just a t-temporary thing, r-r-right guys?
>>123668949nope, also it's gonna be lyle and tomar forever after the ding dong and julian episodes run out
>>123668907if someone is a threat to human life, just kill themthere's logically no reason to torture them other than for your own sick kicks
>>123668943What would you do if your beautiful wife of fifty years one day her face went PSSSHHHH and a little alien came out and said "ORIONS BEEEELLLLLT" what would you do what would you do? *snorts*
>>123669027I love tomar but he needs someone like zach to freak him out, lyle is just a mcdouche bag
>>123668949I'd take ding dong and julian permanently over lyle and tomar forever
>>123668133He made it...
>>123668133>DADDY! I WROTE A SCRIPT FOR A NEW ANIMATED TV SHOW DADDY! IT'S CALLED FART-FART POO POO DIARREAH SHIT DADDY! MIKE STOKLASA IS IN IT DADDY!>[spits up on bib]
>>123669380>Whoa, that sounds fucking epic, son! You are really fucking cool!
>>123668783Who's Steve Jobs?
>>123669037This, just stomp on him or something. Torture is for sadists.
everyone complain "we wanta ding dong and da julian" den dey get da ding dong and da julian again and they say "nononono we wanta da zack!"nexta you be sayin' "when's lyle comin' back daddy?!"
>>123671516i want all of them together, just complete chaos where there's 57 different people screaming different jokes and hypotheticals at each other
>>123669154If Zach is unavailable, then Cory should become his permanent replacement. He's probably the only other person that could freak Tomar out.
Thank you for doing Pokemon jokes for me
The more I watched their stuff the more I realized that Zach is based and Chris is fucking unbearable. He seems to think that just saying something in a "silly voice" makes it funny.
>>123668197>he didn't hearDied a few hours ago bro.
>>123668133I don't. Ding Dong and Julian are better imo
>>123672278>hates doggo and other reddit speak>OOH MY NAME IS BOWLBO AND THIS IS MY POOCHINGUS HEES NAME IS BING BING
>>123668133He's all annoying ass dumb ass hypotheticals that aren't even funny and Chris only gives one word answers too the majority of them
>>123668133Hitler did nothing wrong. Mini Hitler lives a peaceful happy life
>>123672278Chris's silly noises are amazing though https://youtu.be/esp4s-qZHT0?t=1324
>>123672278Zach is crypto based. That's his whole appeal imo
>>123672537Ok, little faggot.
>>123672611Hey Zach. Get better material and your septum fixed
>>123672537Hey anon, what would you do if you walked outside-YOU WAlked outside and you were standing on your Santa Monica raised deck>Yeah, you rick prickYeah shut up, I'm not done, and you l-looked up in the sky and you saw a flying saucer in the sky and it came down from the sky and landed 50 feet away from you and a little gray alien walked out and told you to hold out your hand, what would you do?
>>123668133He'll be back, one day.I'm surprised Chris isn't gone. Zach surely got Chris some work on the show. But maybe the work isn't "hard". I mean Chris could do the music from home, and its music for an 11 minute show. An "awkward" show they probably has minutes of no bgm. And the show probably doesn't have that much 3D stuff, maybe just as much as the pilot did with the little alien on the tv.I just hope Zach doesn't go down the adult swim faggots club road.I mean he easily could be on good terms or buddies with Justin Roiland at this point because Cusack probably is, and Ethan Kline is and Zach's still friends with Ethan, why I don't know.I mean Zach is a self-confessed liberal.I just hope he doesn't becomes like all the rest of Gen X/Early Millenial faggots like Harmon & Roiland, Tim & Eric, and Lazzo.I'm surprised how long Ding-Dong and Julian have stayed this time. Julian left on good terms with Chris, but really fucking hated the spotlight of the show, yet they've been on for like 2-3 months now. Granted, its probably more like 2-3 weeks for them.But then the question also is why do they have that much free-time again?Also are they is Burbank with Chris, or is Chris in Phoenix, AZ with them?And can I fuck Veronica?
>>123672496I feel like the quality of the channel went down after they left. At least Ding Dong would pick better or at least more obscure games usually. Their hypotheticals usually make me laugh
>>123668133>>123668197I legit would not be able to believe in zach's death if it did happen, i'd always fear it's just one of their pranks
>>123671589Cory's too busy fucking lexi and waffle.https://twitter.com/Spazkidin3d/status/1132849500333236225
Zach regularly fucks this.
>>123674876Why do content creators always have lame look girlfriends?
>>123674876Based beyond belief.
>>123668390DON'T GIVE HIM HIS COAT!
>>123668133>NFT mintergo fuck yourself
>>123671559Honestly. That'd be awesome.
>>123674827the autism is catchingI thought the amy in question was from sonic
>>123675974how do we save him
>>123675974Give it a rest you fucking faggot. Everyone's already seen your gay videos and cringey screenshots. Nothing's happened since fucking April and this is a Zach thread, not a gay drama thread. take it to >>>/trash/ where it belongs.
>>123676004Can’t save someone that doesn’t wanna be saved
>>123669380>MOMMY WHAT ABOUT THE STORYBOARD ARTISTS, AND AND...
>>123674827Cory gets not one but *two* femboy/tranny sex slaves??Cory is living every autist chaser's dream.
>>123676015I can't get over he's the bad guy in Mad Max 2 and Commando
>>123675974This guy was set for life and he still fucked it all up. ALL he has to do is talk normally and he'd get dozens of voice acting gigs, but he chooses to be a washout and refuse any help. Fuck Stamper, remove his vocal cords and sew them into me.
>>123676122He also wears the same outfit he wore in Mad Max during a Power Rangers episode.
*prrrrrttt*yeah, what do you think about that?
>>123676015why would you want to discuss zach, his humor sucks nowadays and he sold out
>>123676219Because it's the point of the thread you mongoloid. If you want to start a thread about all the nothing that happened with Stamper over the last month or whatever, go make your own thread. Don't parasite someone else's just because it's the only place even a tangential conversation about such a retarded topic can take place.
>>123674565Chris is working on a vivziepop project
>>123674565Zach has already collaborated with Roiland.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui6J5TMPmlE
When will we get another series with Dave in it?
>>123676582When he gets done drawing his fotm pedobait characters and comes down from his mansion
>>123676651Genuine question, what the hell are you talking about. I don't keep up with zach/former sleepycabin people.
>>123676746Dave PhantomArcade made a game called Friday Night Funkin’ that got mainstream popularity, and the kickstarter for the full release reached 2 million.
>>123676767Pretty sure he meant the other Dave.
>>123668580THROW HIM OUT IN THE COLD DON'T GIVE HIM HIS JACKET
>>123676767Oooh okay now I get what you mean when you said "bait", yeah that shit took off.
>>123676787Dave is just the actual Zachremember when he used to constantly wear sunglasses all the time
>>123676856I thought that was because he hates the idea of people recognizing him.
>>123669027>Both Zach and Oney are sitting on a shitload of money from cryptocurrency, Zach especially with the NFT series he launched right at the start of the bubble>Julian and DD episodes were supposed to be filmed a while in advance>Tomar just started streaming alone on TwitchWhat if he's just going to kill the channel, bros
>>123676280based, simply based.
>>123668133He's not in Smiling Friends?
>>123677532There's a chance he might be crunching on his own game then.
>>123677532Tomar mentioned in one of his streams that he just ended up filming a couple more oney plays videos
>>123677938Tomar is a fucking liar, so...
>>123678188What did he lie about?
>>123677938Thank fucking god. I love DD and Julian but Zach and Tomar have made them boring by comparison. Julian also bitching about being Internet famous and then crawling back also put a bad taste in my mouth.
>>123677532I hope so. It’s not worth existing when DD & J aren’t in it.
>>123678188That's called castleing
>>123678285DD and Julian leaving helped breath new life into the channel. DD was especially just sounding more and more bored and depressed and since Julian is a follower he got depressed as well.
>>123678246Lol what? The discussions with Tomar are so mundane. Ding Dong constantly brings up niche topics and sparks interesting discussion.
>>123678341I know they had to leave eventually, but without them the channel is slowly devolving into a corporate husk. It used to feel like a couple of friends having a good time, now it feels like some guys trying to be loud and appeal to the ADHD zoomer audience.
>>123668390Hey linkara when's the power rangers video gonna be done?
>>123671559Just listen to sleepycast my friend
>>123678494I can’t anymore. Stampers constant fuck ups just make it depressing to listen to now.
>>123674876>fucks thisMore like gets fucked by this.That thing is definitely not a female.
>>123668387>>123668348Clones are biological siblings, not the person cloned.Clones are innocent.
>>123678512>Waaaaaah>I can't watch Avengers because Jeremy Renner does coke and threats to kill his wife>I can't eat Subway because Jared diddles kids, same with Ferris Beuler's day off>I can't listen to old Bill Cosby routines anymore>I get a case of the sads and can't enjoy things if one person has in it does something I disagree with>WaaaaaaaaahUnironically kill yourself.
>>123668907Hey, you know what, I watched a show on Netflix called Love Death Robots.It's a collection of short animated scifi stories kind of like the old school Heavy Metal Cartoon.They are great, all of them...except for one, where the episode is basically a museum where they have a computer that can predict or see alternate timelines. Long story short, the whole episode is just about watching Hitler die in different ways.Now, I don't love Hitler, but it's been almost 80 years and will soon WW2 will be a Century old conflict fading further and further into history as more of a myth than fact like the Napoleonic wars and medieval battles.Can we get over it? I understand that our grandparents may have experienced shit, but in another 20 years they are all going to be long gone and our grandchildren will have no connection to WW2.Is there really no other historical monsters that are worse than Hitler? What about Hannibal or, Genghis Khan, Caesar, Napoleon, The first Emperor of China...these people actually committed successful genocides with little or no survivors. Not as much hate for those people.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpcxfsjIIbM
>Ughh i can't get out of bed...because i have SO MUCH What was his name again? TO WATCH!
>>123678672Replied to the wrong post there champ?
>>123671589I would LOVE to have more Cory episodes. i need my daily dose of autism.
I want more cute girl Waffle
>>123678782Cory’s autistic ass is living proof that your dreams don’t have to just be dreams. The Ska band he’s in is actually really fucking decent.
>>123678781Yup, for >>123678511 obviously. My bad.
i am #gayforjeff i would love to choke on his likely girthy hog
>>123678842Tom gets to have this rawdog him every week? Lucky bastard.
>>123678842UGH JEFF LOOKS LIKE THAT?!
>>123678842UGH Look at his juicy lips
>>123678842UGGH I can't go to the gym...because i have SO MUCH ANGRY JOE TO WATCH.
>>123675974dont care for druggie trash
>>123675974It's a shame but it's time to move on.What happened to his turtles?
>>123676219He didn't sell out, HE BOUGHT IN!
>>123678524But if he's the same guy with the same memories wouldn't he want to commit the same actions?
>>123668580The GREAT IRON LIZ
>>123676856>remember when he used to constantly wear sunglasses all the timeHe still does
>>123674565>he could be buddies with Justin Roilandyou clearly haven't appreciated the Apple Stand Caper yet
>>123680187That's subjective but I even say if you have the same memories, it doesn't mean you have the same soul.AKA the Star Trek teleporter kills you every time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Rrj5eRdy0Get Ready for the GRIMDARKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUXKUcsvhQc
So does anyone know why the main trio of Lyle, Tomar and Zach never really get any crossover with the Sleepycabin guys? Is there some kind of intercompany rivalry or something?
>>123680541Sleepycabin is dead lol
>>123680559Is there a documentary I can read up on? I'm a bit new to all this.
>>123680641Basically they wanted to become a studio like mega64 or whateverOnly things that came out of it were PowerTrip, a bunch of live action vids and SleepycastThen they went to do their own shit, no drama
Tomar you are a HILLBILLYYou live on a FARM
>>123672278Jeff’s criticisms of Chris are so on point and make me die laughing. The bit where Chris is acting like a child and calling Jeff a pedo and Jeff’s response of “I’m Chris I don’t clean Mac and cheese or the stove and I don’t know how to open a bag of cat food” is on point
>>123680818>i put monkey noises in everything i do my names chris>wow, that one cuts you deep
>>123674876Nikki getting fat. Nikkisnacks is more like it
>>123680814with COWS and PIGS
>>123680818when was this
>we need to get these monkeys off our streets WOOOOOOOAH TOMAR what is this Fox News Tomar?
>>123680818Jeff strikes me as an asshole
>>123676004We don´t have to. It´s a well-established fact that people from Newgrounds only strive for succes to effectively launder jobs for Stamper
>>123681401pretty sure he's the first person who'd tell you that he's an asshole
>>123672278you already wrote this faggot
>>123675974This kills the Smiling Friends thread
Jesus Christ, i honestly took pretty long to find out Arin was out of funny juice, so i looked onto Oney plays since /co/ often talks about them.They are so fucking unfunny, they are just south park,no joke hits hard they are so fucking afraid to be sincere for like 10 seconds, it´s like 2012 humor all over
>>123683844If you're going to a channel where irony-poisoned gamers banter about shitty games they don't like for sincerity, you're a fucking retard.
If God forbid he did die, who you get to replace him on Smling Friends?
>>123684776Chris, probably. I think he understands Zach's style of humor the best so he could probably carry it forward with Cusack. There would probably be somewhat of a decline in quality, though, like post-Edd Eddsworld. I don't know who would become the voices of Charlie and Glep though.
>>123671516Those are different people anon
>>123672278Chris is talented but ya he's very unbearalbe. Also a fucking race traitor losing his accent
>>123672609Can you speak not like an Elon Musk fan boy?
>>123675974>BaldEverything he says or does is invalid
>>123680541What are you talking about? Zach, Lyle, and Tomar had series with Cory; Mick had a few series with Tomar, Lyle had one series with Mick; Zach had two series with Niall>>123684776>>123684895I’m pretty confident that it would just be straight up cancelled. He’s the cocreator and arguably the more influential of the two. It would be in very poor taste to make it after Zach passes away, gosh forbid >>123685294Pretty normal for a lot of Irish people to lose their accents: don’t know why.
>>123680541Lyle and Tomar were Sleepycast guests back in the day. Also the fact that the two were already in LA while most of the SC crew was still stuck in Philly.
>>123685462Any Irish person that trys to make it in the States or UK either neuters their accent like Chris, Jonathon Rhys Meyers or Ruth Negga or they become total Paddy Whackery dancing monkey like Saoirse Ronan or Jack Secpticeye
>>123680705Powertrip was fucking awesome though. It starts like your regular oldschool cartoon with the happy music and then gets funny.I really wanted Sleepycabin to work.
>>123675974no one cares anymore, just let him fade away. This isn't game grumps no one is going to keep obsessing over old drama
>>123668133I really wish schmucks or the positive stream would've lasted longer desu. He is good on oney plays but i perfer his solo stuff. But i am legit happy smiling freinds got picked up, AS and adult cartoons in general definety are in need of something genuine like that right now
>>123680937>>123680814I hate city folks.
>>123681401Jeff was the "adult" of sleepy cabin who had a wife, house, kids...a car and would have to bail out the idiots like take Zach to the hospital.Jeff is the Strait man of the group.
>>123681401He's more rude and blatantly honest about how angry he is which is why he's more directly insultingI mean on Sleepycast he'd say to Chris he'd punch him in the mouth and he'd always slam his awful hypotheticals downHe's basically the bull of the show
>>123680854>>123680818I got a lotta respect for JeffNot just as animator or artist or whatever but he's like the only person in the whole world who doesn't go along with Oney's bullshit and just slams him down at every oppurtunity
>>123683844I mean since like I think 2018 everyone's so afraid to be sincere and you go on Twitter for like two seconds and you see the humor that's on there is so insincere almost all the timeEspecially Tony Zaret jesus fucking christ>>123684481I remember when years ago when oneyplays blew up in popularity i had to hear nonsense quotes from them all the time every day and I just never knew what everyone was going on about
>>123674565H3H3 Ethan ever since he started his podcast has become a bitter old man who is vindictive and spiteful towards others and really if you step back and look at his "career" was always a lazy piece of shit low effort content creator who jumped on trends and coat tailsEthan tries to act like a humble low class guy who got big but he had rich parents to fall back on and to stay in America, he had to sell drugs...great representation of new immigrants , thanks for that bro.Ethan is just a stupid stoner who talks mad shit, but never get's a reality check because of his money and circle of Yes Men.Ethan Kline is no better than Casey Neistat, they are rich people who bought their position on Youtube.
>>123674876Didn't she get fucked to death and head eaten by a flying dragon pokemon?
>>123686426Yeah exactlyHe's even gotten actively angry at Zach and Chris which I'm honestly surprised no other human being on the planet has gotten and just went along with them
>>123676108Corey and Nail really turned the Sleepycast to shit.>>123675974Believe it or not, but Stamper was the original adult, who tried to wrangle the tards together into a studio...but the autism levels and sloth caused him to become a meth head.Fuck this gay earth why must the weak tear down the strong?
>>123686625I haven't trusted him since "don't give pyro a platform to defend himself"
>>123686715Yeah now Jeff is the actual adult
>>123676108Why would anyone want this
>>123678494I still listen to the first episode...that was perfect.Johnny Utah is the Pure Strait man, Stamper is a partial Strait man that supports the Strait man but occasionally loses it Zach is absolute zany chaos and Chris was the village idiot that goes along with the chaos. It was balanced. It was Poetry.Then they invited more Irish stoners and it went to shit.
>>123678672Subway is just fucking gross in general and if you can't slap cold bread, meat, cheese, some token veggies and a sauce at home, then just kill yourself for spending money for someone doing it.Making a cold cut sandwich is practically like PB&J
>>123686787I love JohnnyUtah, I respect him as the ultimate straight man
>>123678782FUCK CORRY AND NAIL THEY KILLED SLEEPY CABIN THEY KILL EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH WITH THEIR"FIRST OF ALL" BULLSHIT
>>123678842I think that's fat Mick LARping as Jeff
>>123678744You explained it yourself, we'll get over it when the oldest generation can no longer vividly remember the impact it had on them.
>>123686751He goes after everyone he used to be friends with.I don't need a piece of shit "friend" who is going to stab me in the back and then turn me in for a bounty at the slightest sign of trouble.
>>123686831He is the immovable stone. The Anchor that keeps us.
>>123687038No matter what inane bullshit Zach or Chris say, Jeff will not be moved or roped into the conversation, he'll just slam them down like a goddamn suplex. He ain't havin it today, tomorrow, or any other day of the year
>>123687000I just find calling any villain, adversary, or just a person with different views and values "hitler" to be annoying and lazy.It's just like when amateur armchair generals compare every small war with Vietnam.OTHER SHIT HAS HAPPENED, HAPPENED OR WILL HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD.Not everything tastes like chicken, fuck you!
>>123687058It's like a gameJeff is one side, Zach is the other side and in the middle is Stamper and Chris.Chris easily falls under the madness network of Zach but Stamper holds out longer but eventually gives in to chaos.The game ends when the other three guys are hooting and hollering at the top of their lungs like chimps and Jeff just checks out or threatens violence.
>>123678744>The first Emperor of ChinaPfffffffft!!! China owns Hollywood. Why would they speak against their most generous and benevolent master?
>>123687149I like it when Jeff threatens violenceI love threats of violence in shows
>>123687250>>123687149>>123686757Jeff is that one friend thats always brutally honest and sometimes insulting but also loyal to the end.
>>123668580THE FAMOUS POWER RANGERS RANT
>>123689668IT WILL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT
>>123689675STOP TURNING ON ADBLOCK YOUR BEING SELFISH
>>123689698Linkara I want my video and I want it now!
>>123686265Adam virus literally infected the stream
>>123686265I was really hoping for a scmucks ep with mike stoklasa
>>123677532I would hope that he does. As funny as they are, eternal let's plays should not be the future for Oney and friends. If he makes the money he needs to then he should absolutely move on to bigger and better things.
>>123672278I've met people in my own hometown that are actually funnier and more comedically talented than these fucks. These guys just happened to have proliferation of their large audience through other mediums of talent, plus some luck.
>>123690644I realized that Chris wasn't really funny when I actually watched some of his cartoons. That nigga just got lucky. Zach is fucking hilarious, though, and I hope he doesn't start censoring himself because he got a show.
>>123686715>Corey and Nail really turned the Sleepycast to shit.Shit taste
>>123668133Controversial opinion time: I like Ding Dong, Julian, Zach, Tomar, and Lyle.
>>123668348If it was the original hitler shrunk down then maybe. I'd more likely put him in a jar with air holes in the lid and treat him like a neglected hamster until one day I forget I put his jar in a windowsill and find him dead from all the sun.If it was a clone or copy, then probably not. Even if he was a perfect copy with the same memories and experiences, it's still not hitler and the clone hasn't actually done anything. If anyone was to be punished it would be the person responsible for wiring up lil'adolph's brain like that in the first place.
>>123685699I think that's common for any accent for someone living around another. I remember a Trash Taste podcast where Joey talks about how his Australian accent became more even and neutral the longer he went making videos abroad. But as soon as he comes across another ozzie like Ross, they both go full bogan with each other.
>>123690918FIRST OF ALL, fuck you and second of all...what was I talking about?
>>123691094How is that controversial? That's condensed milk on milk toast.
>>123675974does he voice himself in Brain Dump?
Why are all these DD and Julian fags pretending Zach and Co. weren't already doing videos on OneyPlays before those 2 came??If anything, those 2 leaving was a return to form and was better off for it
>>123686849>That guy with the spectacleskek
>>123686625Seriously, fuck Ethan. When he through jontron under the bus, that's when I was done with him. Whether he was right or wrong, you stick up for a friend that helped out you and your wife get a living on youtube.
>>123692224The latest Dingus and Julius episodes are so mind numbingly boring. They're just having the exact same droning conversations over and over every video.
This whole board is reddit
>>123691809Brain Dump is Max G, that's Stamper
>>123692580This. My first ever introduction to H3H3 was because Jon used to leave out his "liked videos" list public and like literally all of his videos on YouTube back in 2013, when he was still pretty small.My first red flag though was when he obviously ripped off one of Sam Hyde's phone videos and instead of apologizing right away when caught red handed, he started crying on Reddit on how MDE fans were toxic for calling him out on his bullshit.
>>123692899This whole website is reddit
>Chris feels like he's a jack of all trades, master of noneWho would have known
>>123674827So what proof is there that Lexi is a tranny?I've never seen her/him.I've seen Waffle/PinkyBitchBoyI mean Cory is kinky, but just because you like jerk it to futa or traps, or draw it doesn't mean you'd date one or fuck one IRL.
>>123678512>>123674876No, Zach got/gets to fuck thisThis was JonTron's wedding, so like 2 years ago.I would rail Nikki based on thighs alone.I like Veronica better.Life's just not fair.
>>123693605Tomar looks lovely here
>>123693605Jontron got married?
>>123693764Oh his wife is an absolute cutie. Good for both of them.
>>123675974It really is sad. I mean SleepyCabin was STARTED by Stamper and Chris.Stamper also was pretty fucking funny, and possibly the best animator of all of them.But all that talent wasted.Just drugs and alcohol binges and getting pissed at Chris for seemingly no reason.I think he was living with his mom and or sister the last few years, but I think he's living with a girlfriend now.What a bit embarrassing is now basically all of them are in their 30's and 40's now (I think Zach was born in '93, Lyle is I think '92-'94 and Dave is like '95-'98).But none of them seem to want to start a family or settle down.Zach's been dating Nikki for like 7 years, still not married, no kids.Cory's been dating Lexi for like 7 years, still not married, no kids, but then again some of you are saying Lexi is a tranny.Tomar's been married for like 8 years, still no kids.Jeff is like 41, no girlfriend, no kids (and possibly in the closet)Stamper is like 41-42. Not married, no kids, back and forth on drugs and drinking, might be living with family.Mick has been married for like 5 years, no kids.Chris has a great funny cute as hell girlfriend, he's been with for like 3 years ( a like 9 month break though during it). Hasn't married her. No kids. No sign of either.I wouldn't be surprised if Jontron beats them to it.
>>123693834He also had the best voice
>>123693834He's living on a farm or somethingJeff also talked to him recently
>>123693818>CutieNo. Sorry but she is a british gremlin.She's short, chubby, has a crooked witch nose, and a meh face.Jon married a bridge troll.Maybe not a bitch, but she ain't pretty unless she's caked in costumes and make up.Possibly a jew (genetically) too. Ironic for a half-Iranian.
>>123693834Stamper is currently living on a farm trying to obtain more money for that sweet sweet meth. His family has pretty much cut all ties ever since he blamed his dad for all his fuckups.
>>123693834stamper turned 38 this year. it's bit a weird to think that chrischan is older than stamper
>>123693834I think Zach wants to have a more relieable source of income before having kids and escaping to Illinois
>>123693834Most people don't want kids anymore.
>>123693918Wanna know how I can tell you have a bit too high of standards?
>>123669050Be that guy BE THAT GUY
>>123678744Those guys didn’t persecute God’s chosen people like Mr. H did. As long as the entertainment industry is run by Jews Hitler will be the ultimate evil of history.
>>123693834Most entertainment people like our funny boys, don't really want kids that much. There work is there children.
>>123675974Come back to us, lad.But come back to us clean.
Zach > Corey > Chris > Supermega guys > Ding Dong > Jontron > Tomar > Lyle > Mick > Julian > Niall > Jeff > other guests
>>123693531She has a bulge whenever he draws her. I'm not gonna risk posting them.
>>123689888Leave me alone, Nathan Drake. I know you the biggest fan of Atop the Fourtblh wall, but leave me alone.
>>123675974>>123676004>>123676015>>123676128 >>123679136 >>123679170 >>123683347 >>123683400 >>123685344 >>123686172>>123686715>>123691809>>123693834>>123694691This is him now; meth literally changed his head shape. Sad
>>123694786no way julian is below mick and lyle
>>123694860this is the definitive methhead look, sad
>>123693665Tomar takes care of himself.
>>123693917>>123693973apparently he's back in philly now
>>123694786>Mick higher than Jeff
>>123694907Stamper is still at large
>>123694907Jesus Christ it's been so long since that video came out
>>123693834I think Chris has been spending more time on /pol/ or wherever the tradmeme is most popular because for years now he’s been talking about wanting to live more simply, recently he even said he would want to raise his kid in a small country cabin and not give them internet access, and he wasn’t joking. Chris will probably leave LA and if he’s still with Veronica they’ll probably have a kid. But I don’t know, it’s probably just because some of them are either financially secure enough for it or they’re at pivotal points of their career(Zach)
>>123678672Please, your meds
>>123694786How the fuck does anyone even keep track of all these people? It's hard to pick out who's talking a sometimes unless their voice is really distinct like Zack>>123694860I have no idea why people get started on that shit when this and then guaranteed early death is the result. Meth is truly a hell of a drug
>>123672576>Best of weird noises They are really milking these compilations for everything they can
>>123692224It’s just that period wasn’t that long and the channel didn’t take off as much (iirc) until DD/J, so perhaps people who didn’t start at the beginning or from Sleepycast probably have more nostalgia for DDJ.
>>123694983You don't have to browse /pol/ to wish to settle down in the middle of nowhere
>>123693918>She's short, chubby, has a crooked witch noseStop, my penis can only get so erect.
>>123695034expect a 'best of sudden laughter' comp soon
>>123695059Never said that, I want it too, but I’m just conjecting because Chris 100% browses and he seems likely to fall into that
>>123695034I want them to release a "best of silence" supercut, with just a supercut of dead air.
>>123695059>>123695174Just to elaborate: I meant that it seems Chris has gotten into the whole “disenfranchised with urban society”, most likely because he spends all day on Twitter and Reddit despite hating it.
>>123668348zach wasn't even involved in this bit
>>123695258Or maybe its because he lives in LA which is a soul sucking hell.
>>123695309also because he spent his childhood living in a muddy hole with wolves
>>123674917Why are you so obsessed with appearance, lameposter?
>>123695309That too. Lyle seems to like it there but he’s literally insane from living in ratholes and having to do Machinma for a decade.>>123695352Yeah, I’ve lived in London my whole life so I’m at least used to living in these beehive cities but I would do anything to live in some cold boreal forest, like Vermont, or Canada or maybe Russia if I resume my study. My father who’s Irish really wants to move back despite living in London for almost 30 years. City life is crushing with all the noise, consecution, people, light noise, prices, noise; noise noise noise. My park, that was once just a very small strip of green is packed with gentrified nonsense like a skatepark, youth centre, unfinished cafe; my suburban area has cranes littering the skyline because new apartment complexes are everywhere now. So much people and so much noise—I hate it here
>>123695526>That too. Lyle seems to like it there but he’s literally insane from living in ratholes and having to do Machinma for a decade.Remember how fucking angry he got at The Adventures of Chris when it made fun of LA's smog kek
>>123695526>RussiaI would recommend visiting Yakutsk, it's as cold as it can be there
>>123695016I used not be able to keep track of who was Ryan and who was Matt in Supermega, it only took an episode or two to burn it in. If you watch the OP channel enough and especially if you listened to SC you could easily distinguish voices unless you’re autistic
>>123695677I watched a whole doc on them. I hear it gets really swampy and humid in the summer there.
>>123668133>A coin at this hour?
>>123695854Not really, it's mostly dry and hotMaybe it is more humid in the villages nearby, I dunnoBut it's nice tough, at least somewhat better than the other cities (not including the major ones)
>>123695835There's a lot more than just 2 people in oneyplays but yeah I'm able to distinguish some of them, it's just a lot of their voices are very "plain" so it's easy to get lost in the rambling. In comparison, Arin and Jon are immediately distinct from one another and you can't possibly mix up the two
>>123693834How shocked would you be if you found out that Jeff really was gay?
>>123668907That's Himmler you're talking about, not Hitler.
I like the funny ugh man
>>123693834>obsessing over e-celeb lives
>>123695949>>123695835Back when Ross first joined Game Grumps, I used to have a hard time distinguishing his voice from Barry's. That probably sounds silly now, but I swear that their voices used to sound almost alike circa 2013.
>>123694860He looks like he's 50, holy shit. I'm never doing drugs.
>>123668348Yes. In essence, this argument is simply Kantian vs. consequentialist justice. Kant states we should punish people according to their internal wickedness, while consequentialism states that we should punish people according to what effect the punishment would have, or in the case of limited consequentialism, take into account the consequences of punishment (such as recidivism) when punishing criminals(Greene, 2014). Since the clone of Hitler is technically not responsible for Hitler's deeds, and is too small to replicate them, we cannot punish them from a consequentialist perspective; it'll have no effect. As Kantians, however, we have proof that it is an internally evil creature, and can punish it for the crimes it believes it has committed and (being a perfect clone of Hitler) would commit given the chance.As a Kantian, I say yes.
>>123696318Based philosophy major
>>123672278chris had a father figurezack had a single motherthere's the differenceand chris is more trustworthy than zach for this simple factget fucked stupid sociopath single mother faggots
stamper might have actually been fired from the behemoth for sexual harassment
>>123697146Stamper is gonna end up going off the grid at this point.
One thing I love about the guys is how they're fairly handsome dudes but they always portray themselves as fat Goblins. Talk about humble.
>>123697146>Sexual Harassment Lawyerhttps://youtu.be/yjiAq89cy6w?t=93
>>123697146lmao that profile picture for the lawyer.
>>123697270I looked up Zach today. Based on his voices I expected some sort of goblin, not a normal looking dude.
>>123696318Your ignoring the effect torture has on the torturer. Inflicting pain on Tiny Hitler does nothing but put more pain into the universe, even if Little Adolf is absorbing most of it. The only way you could protect yourself from some of that psychological harm being reflected back onto you is if you had utter certainty your Kantian paradigm was correct, which impossible by virtue of you being human.
>thread about the funny animator>contains nothing but "I'm funnier than them" and "their GFs aren't that hot" posts>actual seethingSome of the most pathetic shit posted on this site.
>>123696318>Kantian logicUnless you are God and I'm talking our creator God not just some random deity, you literally should not be allowed to enforce your pre-judgement on someone who has taken no action. This is why Chris' tiny hitler hypothetical is fucking retarded and everyone except him screamed as such for a good 30 minutes while Chris doubled down on his literal insanity. That tiny hitler could become an actual painter again instead of trying to start World War III, and you'd never fucking know if you just immediately started burning him with a magnifying glassIf he had asked Zack, Zack would probably give some funny one-line answer and be done with it because he literally doesn't give a single shit
I cant believe it really happened bros...
>>123693605>reverse image search>possible related search: fun.
>>123697893I thought the basis of the hypoethetical was if you had a tiny version of hitler who had all of the real hitler's memories transplanted into him. The tiny version of hitler would believe that he was hitler, but he was actually not hitler. So the question was whether it was okay to punish someone for something that they fully believed they did but did not actually do. It's been a while since I've heard it though, so I may be wrong.
do you think grandmom harley quinn is good at eating ass?
>>123698274The premise is they're autistic and get caught up in the semantics of what Chris means, also Chris really wants them to go ham on tiny Hitler but they won't.
>>123698298Wrong thread?...But probably not, I doubt the joker let harley lick his ass. He's too ticklish.
>>123698362anything for a laugh sugar
>>123676219>He sold outImagine being over 18 and having that mindset
>>123698298Zach, your hypotheticals are getting weak and tired.
>>123695016Get better ears.
>>123694860Gawd Damn...this is depressing...first Stamper, now GaLm...all of my You Tube Celebs are going insane.
>>123693834Millenials...fucking wastes of space!
>>123698274That's pretty close to it, but Chris' viewpoint on the matter is pretty sadist and tunnel visioned. The rest of the cast actually read into the situation and tried to consider if his memories of his predecessor's past actions would actually equate to motivation to continue doing such actions. Their point is that, at any moment, tiny hitler could easily say "you know what? Fuck it, I don't want to kill all the Jews anymore and try to make Germany the only country on the globe.While we may be talking about LITERALLY SHITLER, the tiny clone is only a facsimile. He is a brand new entity, and if we we never gave someone a CHANCE to learn from past actions, humanity would never learn from its mistakes or change opinions on any subject. They (rightfully) believe that when Hitler starts trying to become the Nazi Fuhrer again, THEN you can start throwing him at wasp nests. But not before that. Kantian logic only works on judging people who are very clearly about to perform evil deeds, i.e. terrorists
>>123694112Post Modernism pushed by Communists seeking to destroy society.Eat the bugs, live in the pod, coom and simp for e-girls.
>>123696166Same goes for you growing up with musicians, athletes and actors.E-celebs are just celebs dude, you sound like a boomer legacy media NPC.
>>123698567Who's galm anon?
>>123698749Dude does let's plays...has a decent voice and when he plays he actually gets immersed in the game world and makes jokes you would make.His surprise and screams feel more genuine than Markipliar or Pewdiepie.Galm also is a lot like me that actually weighs decisions in roleplaying games heavily and realistically like myself. Apparently he's Bi Polar and has spent all of his Youtube money on Mental health therapy and is now homless.
>>123698662>at any moment, tiny hitler could easily say "you know what? Fuck it, I don't want to kill all the Jews anymore"He wouldn't think anything like that because hes a perfect clone besides his height, he would have the same uninhibited thought process as the original
>Chris complaining about basic grinding mechanics in actual RPGs when he's supposed to be a huge FF7 buff and hates the remake for going baby mode
>>123686426Jeff is in his 40s and rents from an apartment and is single lmao
>>123698831Then what would ever be the point of making a tiny hitler if he's going to be exactly like 1945 hitler?Chris just wants the crew to admit they'd torture tiny people, and that's fucking stupid. At least Zack's hypotheticals are completely off the wall so you can't even attempt to apply logic and philosophy to them
>>123698831But he's a tiny Hitler who's slave to an Irish ExPatriot, a Gay Alien, and a nondescript third guy. Is Hitler really rabid enough that he can't take a step back and realize that he's not himself?
>>123698837>>Chris complaining about basic grinding mechanics in actual RPGs when he's supposed to be a huge FF7 buff and hates the remake for going baby modeIs it possible he likes everything about the game except the grind? I don't know the guy.
>>123698885I have no fucking idea why they would make a clone exactly like Hitler, I don't question the lunatic things that go through Chris's head, I just laugh at them. It's a stupid fucking question regardless
What would you do if you found out your wife of several years was a Sasquatch? >>123698837He sounds like he'd be fine with Yiik if the fights weren't such a fucking slog and the grinding wasn't so narratively senseless to boot.
>>123698837To be fair YIIK battles are boring as fuck and take6+minutes even random encounters.
>>123668133what's wrong with his voice?
>>123699018He got stabbed in the neck when he was a kid
>>123698951I should have worded my question more like >>123698928 because if nu-Hitler is really that fucking insane it's just a completely pointless argument to have in the first place.Chris' viewpoint on the matter is so dead set that he won't allow anyone to give the hypothetical any depth. After the first five minutes of arguing the hypothetical stops being funny and starts becoming a cringe compilation, that's why I don't like talking about it in the first place.On that note, I wonder what their best hypotheticals actually are. A lot of them are just haha funnies that take 10 seconds to discuss before they move on.
>>123699081>There is no Shapifanny!
>>123698877He had a car.
>>123699018Balls never dropped along with a sinus infection.
>>123699104Okay but if I was fucking a clone of your girlfriend, I'm not fucking YOUR Girlfriend.
>>123699081agreed, this question hurts my fucking brain.
>>123698837Chris has said that his obsession with FF7 is almost all nostalgia, and he likely wouldnt like it much if he played it for the first time as an adult.
>>123694983Chris probably wants to live in the middle of nowhere with no internet because he doesn't want his kids to know how much of an autistic retard their dad was/isplus he grew up in a sort of small Irish town in the 90s-00s, so it's probably also more of him wanting to get back to his roots
>>123699018Stolen by an octopus witch
>>123687187Hey hey people.
>>123699018he's a little alien character in a robot human suit, but outside of the suit all he can say is "orion's belt"
>>123698837As a huge RPG fan I also hate the senseless grinding they sometimes put you through sometimes. Really breaks up the story flow as you go which kinda sucks. I like games with milestone improvement/leveling. OR games that have leveling that keeps you on par as you go.
>>123668348Oh my god, if he'd just said "a hitler from another dimension that was shrunk down or was naturally tinier in his own dimension" this woulda been an open and shut case based on how you feel about torture. And if it's just a perfect clone with all the memories and is little then yeah I'd kick him around like a football.
>>123695016I'm half deaf and I can still make out most of them, they have very distinct voicesZach: sounds like he swallowed his septumCory: Autistic flat droneChris: Irish twang the characterDing Dong: very depressed and quietJontron: very excited and loudJulian: pretty nasal and... gay?Lyle: has the classic douchebro voice down to a TJeff: everybody makes fun of him for his voice, come ON
>>123699582What about everyone's favorite boy, Tomar?
>>123699582>I'm half deafwhat if you had a tiny hitler that could fix your hearing but you still had to deal with the fact that he's hitler, would you still torture him?
>>123669700>Son, that is seriously fucking funny.
>>123699582yes julian is gay. he's in a full on relationship with dingdong.
>>123686265This image shows more genuine emotion than the last two decades of The Simpsons.
>>123695016English is not my first language, and the response to that question, you can't, unless you are native to the language, or you study music
>>123699352What modern RPGs do this anyways aside from Shin Megami Tensei and MMOs? Even Dragon Quest isn't bad about it. Most are piss fucking easy and need no grinding whatsoever unless you intentionally run from every fight imaginable
>>123688862Exactly, love the guy. He's the motherfucking Tankman for a reason.
>>123699018Possibly a deviated septum is the most confident answer.
what was the drama with sonny again?
this seems like a good thread to ask this. http://www.strawpoll.me/45383663http://www.strawpoll.me/45383663http://www.strawpoll.me/45383663http://www.strawpoll.me/45383663
>>123674565The premise of "Oney Stays" would suggest he's visiting them in Arizona.
>>123675974>my life is begin to go on a similar downward spiralsee you in five years boys
>>123699603his voice is also distinct, but his job as a voice actor gives him a wide range to work fromI guess you could put down the Chills impressions as distinct
>>123694860>tfw party hardy friend has finally become a crack addictEvery spiral has a rock bottom ig :(
>>123698665>>123698627>>123693834Your average (younger) adult doesn't want to rush to have kids, you nimrods. There's less incentive to do so because:1. More people nowadays are able to see how fucked up or unprepared the average person is for raising a child, thus want to at least wait before making the decision.2. Modern young adults tend to be more career minded and don't want their potential success to be hampered by having children at a young age.3. Overpopulation and economic strains continually make having kids a drain on your finances if you're not an upper class entrepreneur. Prices for decent houses and apartments getting exponentially higher every 11 months.
>>123700283I want him to focus on his tv show, fuck everything else.
>>123698837Grinding sucks in any RPG, dude. YiiK is a poorly designed game with with padded out battles with weak attacks. Also, Chris has said multiple times that he mainly likes FF7 for the presentation and nostalgia.
>>123694112>>123700503This. If you don't have a kid by 21 you're not suddenly scum of the Earth. People would rather have children knowing they can actually take care of them into their adulthood, but this world isn't exactly getting any better as it is right now.
Anyone else think that the Magic School Bus series is extremely boring? I haven't laughed once since they left the school.
>>123699533It's DD's fault for taking "clone" to mean "genetic clone just like how it works IRL haha"
>>123672278Chris is the only one brave enough to say the n word for no reason, always kills me when he does it at the right moment
Who's more powerful, old Julian or new pompadour Julian>>123699950Yeah, I know, I'm just not sure how else to describe itflamboyant, maybe?
>>123694786>Supermega guys in 3rd placeFucking atrocious tasteAnd I would honestly make DD and Julian a combo as well since DD rarely shows up to the show without him
>>123698298I want one Dee on my mouth and the other Dee on my weener
>>123699950>he's in a full on relationship with dingdong.So is this actually true? I thought they were just roommates but leaned into the gay joke for shits and giggles
>>123700673Why is he so fat like just stop eating so much shit
>>123700724I remember Julian saying something about getting dumbbells years ago but sadly I doubt he kept up with the exercise with all the game dev stuff he does
>>123700744>I doubt he kept up with the exercise with all the game dev stuff he doesThe fruits of his labors are self-evident
>>123700610it's funny because if you're actually in this generation, people think you're weird as fuck if you DO have kids already because nobody feels remotely ready for that responsibility. I think most people are actually starting to realize that they don't really want that responsibility, either.
>>123690644That applies to literally every famous person you faggot
>>123700794Did your parents really start having kids in their early 20s thoughMine didn't
Does Stamper have a new twitter yet?
>>123700812Can't speak for the other anon but mine had me in their late 30s, which imo is probably the earliest I would ever want children.
>>123700780idk if that's sarcastic or not but Tough Bippy looks really good, although I'm more interested in Trigger Treat
>>123700812>>123700845I'm other anon but actually, yeah. They had me in their 30's also. I don't understand the rush, I'd rather enjoy the years where I can actually physically do shit.
>>123672278*baby talks at you**expects you to laugh*
>>123694786move Chris down to the lowest level
>>123700852Be honest with yourself, which do you expect to come out first: DD&J's game, Cory's game, Deltarune, or Hiveswap Act 3?
>>123700617I want them to play more OOT and not this shit and digimon
>>123680705>Basically they wanted to become a studio like mega64Dodged a bullet there. That shit is just depressing these days.
>>123700911Didn't know Cory was making a game too, but Trigger Treat is scheduled to drop this fall so pretty soon
>>123700794>>123700812Problem is feminisms has convinced a lot of girls they can put off breeding until they are 40 and then come to find out most of the frozen eggs don't work.Blame God, Mother Nature, Science.Women have a small window for healthy breeding. At age 30 more than half of their eggs are dead and the chance of mutation in the baby is higher along with the death of the mother.now thankfully we have modern medicine, but I have a theory that the increase of autistic children is because of artificial fertilization.
>>123701154you can blame feminism if that makes you feel better but the reality is, who wants kids in today's world? You really want to chance it that one day you'll walk in on your kid in his fur suit doing a tik tok dance to a fortnite remix of an Estelle song?
>>123700610You are not doing your part to continue society and civilization by not having kids.You don't need to pump kids out after high school...which is actually quite normal and frequent, but men have the luxury of going to college or joining the military and "adventuring" in their 20's but by your 30's you really need to get a career going and if you are still an apartment renter and single at age 40 without an advanced job...you kind of need to pull your head out of your ass.women can go to college and become doctors, but putting off starting a family to peruse specializations or corporate careers are a bad idea.Don't believe me, look at the hundreds of articles coming out these days where women in their 40's to 60's are unhappy and can't find a man to settle down with or they divorced their young husbands and are now cat lady feminists who blame men for everything.My Dad was 50 when he had me and while when I was young he could keep up with me physically and energy wise for a bit, by the time I was out of highschool he was frail old man of his 70's
>>123701217I won't trust raising my kid to the socialist public school system.Kids turn out shit because their parents are shit.
>>123701154>>123701220>>123701237finally, a schizo in the thread
>>123700936>Mega64It really is, they all look so old but they're still doing the same shit. It's like they're just doing it because none of them can do anything else
>>123701267he's not wrong
>>123701220>>123701154>Don't believe me, look at the hundreds of articles coming out these days where women in their 40's to 60's are unhappy and can't find a man to settle down with or they divorced their young husbands and are now cat lady feminists who blame men for everything.Anon, you need to get out more. Those people writing those articles aren't anything new. Frigid women who can't find a man have been around forever. We're referencing people who are in financially and emotionally stable relationships. If they don't want to have kids then I there's nothing wrong with that.
>>123701275>This person who types just like me can't be wrong in a thread about fucking Newground animators
>>123701220You "YOU GOTTA HAVE KIDS" fags are all the same. You consistently get mad at people living happy stable lives without children and yet you still simultaneously want them to have children despite you saying that children are being corrupt by modern society.
>>123701275the population is growing exponentially without my seed, I really don't think it's a big deal at all lmao. This is just some weird trad values shit that's just as weird as the weird shit zoomers are into now too.
>>123701279We shall see, oh yes, we shall see...20 years ago we'll watch a "BEYOND THE BLOW" like documentary that vindicates me as the ones who don't have kids end up crazy drugged up losers or kill themselves and those with kids just fade away from fame but are happy normal folks.
>>123701220>You are not doing your part to continue society and civilization by not having kids.That's not the point of my post
>>123701220>women can go to college and become doctors, but putting off starting a family to peruse specializations or corporate careers are a bad ideaWhy?>look at the hundreds of articles coming out these days where women in their 40's to 60's are unhappy and can't find a man to settle down with or they divorced their young husbands and are now cat lady feminists who blame men for everything.Those chicks who are writing those things are usually unlikable people who didn't have much of a career in the first place. >My Dad was 50 when he had me That explains why you sound so mentally deficient.
>>123701304Be the change, be the savior...The people who corrupt children in modern society are those without their own children. AKA the Bill Mahr types.Leave our kids alone.
>>123701322If anything, more stupid people are having kids while more responsible people are doubting their ability to raise children and not having them. That + stupid people who are having kids because they're too stupid to have safe sex
What would you do is Zach walked up to you, blew on your eyeball, amd walked away
>>123701327I'm clean...unlike you.
>>123701337Are you gonna be a good parent or blame society at large?
>>123698823>spent all of his Youtube money on Mental health therapyAt least he tried
>>123701372I'd go on a rant in a thread on /co/ about him about how you all need to have children right now
>>123701322You really don't get out much, do you? One of the reason the world is a worse place is because there are too many sexually irresponsible dumbasses having kids and spreading their stupidity. Are you seriously going to act like some low class thug with 5 kids in some rundown crime ridden area is inherently doing more good for society than a responsible and well-off person with no kids at all?
>>123701357Idiocracy is truedumb people have lots of kids young.Smart people put it off until they pool money and get better jobs...but there is a chance they die or go infertile before breedingRabbits versus wolves.
>>123701387I'll take responsibility.>>123701388Yeah, but I feel the Mental Health Industry is more interested in making money than curing people. Really ever since the 1990's the pushing of drugs on kids has probably cause more harm than good.
>>123700617All of them are boring except YIIK, which is only fun because the game is horrible
>>123701379You're right, I keep myself caffeinated 24/7 to give myself an edge
>>123700812Yeah, she was 21 by the time I was 3 months oldAnd so was my grandmotherAnd grandgrandmother
We should get off this but personally, and I’m sure many would agree, I would like kids, but I don’t think I’m financially or emotionally secure for that kind of thing. Sure, I could get some stripper pregnant, but that kid wouldn’t be getting the fatherhood I want to provide. Trad/pol/fags who think life should be having a wife, kids, and a barbecue by the time they’re 20 are in for a rude awakening when they finish high school. I don’t want to just be a dad, I want to be a great dad. I don’t think 20 year old me who still lives with his parents can be that, so why force it now?
>>123701322Having kids isn't some necessary or moral choice for modern human survival because we're basically too well off. Corrupt politicians have kids, violent thugs have kids, sex offenders have kids, weebs have kids, social degenerates have kids. Making children is just two people getting together to have sex and often ending up with an offspring that will mirror their behavior. Being a parent doesn't inherently hold virtue.
>>123701372I would get a pink eye and sing a song about it
>>123701432Well, if you ever go cold turkey, the Caffeine Withdrawal will be real and hit you like a sledge hammer.
>>123701401This is something evolution didn’t account for: that we hold something more important than just breeding. It’s fascinating and ironic that societal success often means less evolutionary success
>>123701452If you were Mexican she would have been pregnant with you at age 14>>123701463>Weebs have kids...
>>123668348If its test tube clone that came out a tiny woman but lived a normal life, no. If its a perfect clone, I'll give him a knife to kill himself. Hitler KYS'ed so a perfect clone would kill himself.
>>123700812My mom had me when she was 24 and now I'm myself 24.
>>123701337>Leave our kids alone.Alright, i'll do my part by not having or having anything to do with children at all.
>>123701554congratulations on being 24 anon
>>123701554I don’t get it. Did you fuck your mom?
>>123701575She had me when she was 24 years old.But now I'm 24 and she's 48. And I still don't have kids. She married my dad when she was 22.
>>123680818>>123681401>>123686426>>123686511>>123686463I actually got to know Jeff, Tomar, Mick, and Tom Fulp back in the day, when Newgrounds started taking off. We have not talked much since Ego left, which has been almost a fucking decade now (I'm old). That being said, from what I remember of that crew, they more or less baby sat Chris and Zack. Cory, if you believe it or not, was actually more responsible during that time, despite being just as immature.>Cory makes animation of Tom and Jeff sucking each other off>Tom puts it on front page>Jeff finds out Cory did not label it as "adult">They get a fine for it and Jeff pays it under the condition Tom tells Cory to stop posting sexual shit>Cory gets mad at Rina Chan getting front page and pays Jeff ahead of time, telling him that he will mark it as "adult" this time, but does not say what he is animating>Gets a fuck load of animators to help him animate street fighter Chode, a parody and sex fueled half hour special about how fat and greasy Rina chan is and how her animations suck and how Cory no longer cares about the front page, but wants Newgrounds to still show cock and balls and not her gay shit.>Has since apologized and has stayed under the radar and just fucks trannys now and draws pornCompared to:>Tom asks who ever finished the coffee to make some more>Chris puts grounds in then puts filter on top of it>fucks up machine for rest of day and blames it on Shadman>Chris ends up not boarding the right bus to a convention>Jeff goes out of his way to pick him up at a gas station, hours away>Chris has no money for gas because he kept buying slushies and lotto tickets while he waited because he "didn't want to loiter">Stamper and Chris get into debate about if using a condom is considered sex>Chris whips out a vintage Pokemon trading Carp folder>Instead of cards, he puts used condoms in it and says that is is real sex and that it is his proof and "trophies".Don't get me started on Zack.
>>123701684>things that totally happened
>>123701684That last bit with Chris is making me think that you’re Stamper, especially since he said something similar about condoms and Chris during his last breakdown. Stamper? Why are you on /co/?
>>123701684Dude my uncle totally knew the Newgrounds gang as well.
>>123701684Kek you could have been in sleepycast and then oneyplays and you blew it. Also, what’s the source for that condom story, or are you just pulling that out of your ass because of what stamper said>don’t get me started on ZackWe want to, obviously, since this whole thread is about him and we all are fans of his
>>123701684>Instead of cards, he puts used condoms in it and says that is is real sex and that it is his proof and "trophies".Based if true and a hell of a lot more entertaining than the retard trad zoomer.
>>123701684>>Stamper and Chris get into debate about if using a condom is considered sexKEK
>>123701684Why’re you hiding your identity anon? Were you one of the more famous Newgrounds guys?
>>123701713Been a hot minute, but yeah, NG was crazy back then. I hear it is far more tame now.>>123701734I have not heard from Stamper since that time he took in the prostitute. Something about him making eggs for her an then her getting him a rebate on a washing machine? Since then it has been radio silence. I liked stamper, but when people say he is on meth or schizo, I get where they are coming from.>>123701754Who was your uncle, anon? You can just use the last name. I probably do not know them, but they might know me if they worked at the main office in 2004.>>123701755there is no source. I am the only person who mentioned it I thought. If Stamper said something, again, he may have mistaken the story a bit due to his... problems.As for Zack, yeah, I will drop a story here soon then.>>123701800I have no idea if he kept it now. I would hope he has matured since getting with the new girl. I never met her, but a mutual friend told me she is really nice, just a bit clingy. WAY better than the ex Chris brought around the office back then.>>123701832I am not famous. If you knew Yotam, HDD, or Ukino Joe back thren, you may have heard my name in passing.>>123701935Stamper is a mess and he does post here. That being said, I am not him. On that note, I can say for a fact that Justin Roiland, Rebecca Sugar, and most of the the Sleepy Cabin have posted on her, /pol/, and /v/. Also, Zack and Chris used to post on /b/ multiple times a day, usually in gore thread, on Tom's computer.I will tell a Zack story in the next post. Will change some name is need be. Stay tuned
>>123702026>I am the only person who mentioned it I thought.Yeah, you’re full of shit
>>123694786So what guests would you say are absolute bottom tier?
>>123702054If you think I am Stamper, that is fine. I will not post the story then, as I would not want you to believe it was Stamper saying it. Have a great rest of your day, anon. I just came in here to share a laugh or two, but, again, I don't want to start drama..
>>123702026>HDD, Ukinojoe, and YotamAll 3 of those are huge names in the NG community my dude. Either you’re Eddsworlds ghost or Kirbopher.
>>123702059Mick, without a shadow a doubt. Sonny was pretty obnoxious. And while I am, or was, a fan of supermega. Ryan almost said nothing when on. Amin was really cringe but I don’t remember him that well. Some people put that tranny waffle as terrible but I don’t remember hating those episodes. Can’t think of any more
>because smiling friends get popular Zach gets a gig on the madalorian season 3 and never comes onto Oneyplays againImagine this happens and Chris feuds with him over it kek
>>123702106Back when Chris and Arin played Uncharted 4 it was fucking hilarious. Arin still managed to mesh well with Chris before GG and it’s family safe marketing absolutely ruined him.
>>123702070>If you think I am Stamper, that is fineNever said that. I think you’re just a larper, not dissimilar to those want people to think they’re stamper by sperging out. You totally saw what stamper said and wrote that larp—same with the line about the “prositute” as it’s only come to light recently ITTs that this horrible roommate was stampers gf, unless you’re referring to the crackwhore and you were being more literal. You’re gonna have to forgive us for being skeptical but saying something like>oh you don’t believe me?? Fine >:( now I won’t tell you anymore juicy berry real gossip Fake or not, you should say it anyway, as it’s entertaining nonetheless Also we had a crash. It’s sad I spend so much time on here that I constantly refreshed until I could post
>>123675974Stamper is one bad trip away from turning into Werewolf Jones
>>123693834>I think he was living with his mom and or sister the last few yearsuntil they kicked him out >but I think he's living with a girlfriend now.no he doesn't, he has nobody left
>>123702152Yeah, that was a good lp. When I said I couldn’t think of more I meant as in bad guests. I wonder what would have changed if Arin asked Chris to be his cohost? I like to think Arin would have been saved. It also would have been funnier as Arin wouldn’t have to be the comic 100% of the time like with Dan
>>123702223Arin was fucked the moment he censored his old cartoons and sided with that one story time animator after Pelo’s cartoon about them. He’s burned too many bridges and now all he has left is GG and a somewhat decent VA career.
>>123700617Should’ve been Virtual Bart instead.
>>123702245He was fucked long before then, that was just another nail. It certainly was a public severing of oney ever being on GG though. Apparently Arin wanted Oneyplays out of their office, charging Chris a good bit for using equipment, but I don’t remember that well. What I do remember is that hat drama about dream daddy caused by Suzy, also Arin become more soulless with pandering. Arin being cold towards NG and fulps.
>>123702070I wanna hear it.
>>123701684>>Instead of cards, he puts used condoms in it and says that is is real sex and that it is his proof and "trophies".stamper, stop lying. Even if its true, nobody will believe you. Go to an underpass. OD on meth. Stop being a nuisance
>>123702298I gotta wonder how many people impale themselves on the anti-homeless spikes falling from above somehow
>>123702142OH SAH MAH KEEKAH BAH ZACKALACKA BOOGA BEEBA ZOGGA BACKA LIZZA BACKA ZIGGA LAPPA JUBBA DILLA JAGGA LOZZA GA BA LA ZA MANDALORIAN ZA BINGA ZA BONKA BA ZINKA ZAGOGEGABALAB
>>123702298You know what. Saying shit like that like you even know the shit I’m going thru really reminds me why this place jacks Chris and zach off so much. Yall are just a bunch of psychotic drones who just believe whatever the more popular guy says, and the more popular guy is the one who lies the most. Fuck you, I hope wounding me makes you proud
>>123702293GG fans doxxed Dingdong and told his family about his sexuality when he wasn’t out of the closet yet and both Arin and Dan just gave a half hearted apology. I know it wasn’t their direct fault but it was still their fans that did it.
>>123702323I don't care for any of those cunts save for Corey and occasionally zach, but atleast they aren't druggie cunts
>>123702338Why are you telling me? I fully know that. What’s hazy is the drama about arin charging Chris for equipment and why they left to get their own office
>>123702245The greatest thing I have ever seen Ego do, is doing a virtue signaling PSA BEFORE the start of an episode correcting the pronoun usage of someone who just a week later said they were trans. California and money really fucks with a man.
>>123702323Just say who you are dummy. Or claim that you’re someone. All of your stories are absurd enough to be true why even bother hiding your identity especially if you haven’t been involved with NG for years.
You know what. Saying shit like that like you even know the shit I’m going thru really reminds me why this place jacks Chris and zach off so much. Yall are just a bunch of psychotic drones who just believe whatever the more popular guy says, and the more popular guy is the one who lies the most. Fuck you, I hope wounding me makes you proud
>>123702383Real niggas just know, Oneydrone
>>123694786Swap jeff and super mega. Ratt Watson and how fat boy friend ain’t got shit on Jeff
>>123702398Go work on spirit science Jordan
>>123675974>Stamper finally dies>All related Newgrounds alumni comes to the funeral (Oneyplays gang, Tom Fulp, Johnny Utah, etc.)>It's all beautiful and sentimental until that fucking bastard Arin Hanson crashes his Bugatti straight into the funeral home>He then proceeds to take a fat smelly shit straight into the open casket>This results in an all-out brawl>Friday Night Funkin' music blares in the background>The rest of the Grump Gang spills out of the Bugatti like it was a clown car>Oney pro-wrestles Arin to the ground (he's a big lad, so it's pretty one-sided)>Suzy strangles Lyle>Danny is being chased by Cory, who coincidentally brought Nerf guns to the funeral because he's fucking Cory>Matt Watson and Tomar take turns kicking each other in the balls>Ryan is crying in the corner, soaked in blood>Tom Fulp and Johnny Utah stand back-to-back as they fend off wave-after-wave of rabid grump fans>Ross and Zach are just chilling at the punch bowl, talking about potential Nuzlocke strats for the upcoming Diamond and Pearl remakes>After the smoke clears, each and every one of the attendees makes an apology/"spilling the tea" video>Exactly one week later, they all just go straight back to their respective let's plays and streams like nothing happened
>>123702437It's really impressive how Spirit Science's animation has stagnated or gotten worse
>>123702475>stamper rises from the grave from all the chaos just to OD on heroin instead
>>123702475>>Oney pro-wrestles Arin to the ground (he's a big lad, so it's pretty one-sided)phew
>>123702475Corey would be playing his music at the funeral. It’s only after the fight starts that he lunges towards the nearest target and Kawaiisprite takes over.
>>123702484Running a cult takes any creative you have right out of you. I still can’t believe Tomar has been secretly funding the whole thing for years.
>>123702475OH SHIT I FORGOT BARRY>Barry is the responsible one writes a check for the damages to the funeral home, and calls a tow-truck for the totaled Bugatti
>>123702498>Ayeeeoo I’m not fucking dead yeh..BWAGH “pukes all over oney shits and dies for real>cuts to 30 years later Chris gave up on cartoons started a family Zach’s famous Corey died of aids a decade ago >daddy why do we keep a vase full of puke?
>>123702554>”daddy why do we keep a vase full of puke?”>Chris sits his two bald chain smoking children down>”this is gonna be a long story”https://youtu.be/8lguc5Ota4U
>>123702437When is Spirit Science bankrolling a trip for his fellow Newgroundsers to go to Rhythmia?
>>123702070>I will not post the story thenPlease do. I want to hear this story about Zach, even if the source is a bit dubious.>>123702293>What I do remember is that hat drama about dream daddy caused by Suzy, also Arin become more soulless with pandering. Arin being cold towards NG and fulps.I have no idea what this is. Can you please elaborate?
>>123702610I don’t really feel like it. Maybe next time.
>>123702554I JUST INVENTED VOMIT URNS
>>123702396prove that you buckle your pants
OPEN THIS DOOR WILMA
>>123698837The remake is fucking shit.
>>123702396Tomar go home
>>123700939I think they were talking about Nightmare Cops
>>123702801This depressed the shit outta me, still remember when I found this video...
>>123704679>>123702801What is that? Seriously.
>no waffle gfshe's fucking hot, I've never felt this way before
>>123702307I can bring you in warm,or lukewarm.
>>123668133Nvm I thought this was GradeAUnderA, I miss whoever this is.
>>123701684>Instead of cards, he puts used condoms in it and says that is is real sex and that it is his proof and "trophies".You larp was mildly plausible before this part
>>123698837>YIIK>actual RPGHe and Ding Dong/Julian were complaining about lazy random encounters going on for 5+ minutes in the end game when all the fights are literally the exact same boring shit.
>>123674917To keep gross nerds like you away
I miss them playing competetive games Those episodes were much more fun to watch
>>123701322Do you have kids?
>>123698837You really don't have to grind in FF7 though. YIIK thinks it's being funny/clever when it forces the player to grind.
>>123701322>implying crazy people don't have children
>>123671589Cory + Jeff is a dangerous combination
>>123705878>fucks your waifu
>>123701457wtf are you talking about?
>constantly get oney plays stuff in recommends on yt>always ignore it>finally give in and watch one>its actually entertaining finally a replacement for the SBFP sized hole in my heart
>>123710536>did you know there's 2 kinds of inflation porn?
>>123710677They are a hundred times better than SBFP in terms of entertainment. The one thing they can't replace is how invested the guys got into the games they played.
>>123678744>Guys Hitler wasnt the only bad person, guys?
>>123672278the only reason people think zach is funny is because he has silly voice retard
lmao not only did they lock and hide the thread they also went in and holocausted the commentshttps://old.reddit.com/r/Sleepycabin/comments/nvg6ji/anybody_happen_to_see_this/want to take a wild guess which one of them did it
>>123711578You'd think they'd have changed the password to the admin account, or demodded him after he went crazy, but guess not
>>123696944That's some weird projecting.