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Today I learned this Calico's name is Vincint.

Also Litterbox Comics Thread I guess
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>calico
>male

Wtf transgenderism in my comfy cat family comics?
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>>122172060
Male palicos exist, they're just extremely rare.
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>>122172077
I prefer this, but it's missing the kitten leaping a foot into the air or standing on his hind legs in order to intimidate the older cat.

>>122172087
They're XXY, they're hermaphroditic or have health problems stemming from chromosomal anomalies.
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>>122172087
And also infertile.
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>>122172077
Comic significantly improved.
Nah I'm just kidding, the comic's great.
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>>122172236
I doubt the mom is old enough to have been an atari gamer. That is more of a genx thing. Millenials tend to be all about NINTENDOOOOOO.
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>>122172007
Yeah, this is accurate.
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>>122172236
thanks doc
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>>122172077
Very cute
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>>122172563
This is still my absolute favorite one
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>>122172720
Going to take a break.
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>>122172720
Going to post this bonus at least.
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>>122172787
Forgot the bonus.
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>>122172616
>>122172681

I have never seen these, and viewing them in order actually made me laugh out loud.
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>>122172077
I like her calico colors.
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>>122172236
Thanks doc, I needed that.
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>>122172233
perfect for mommy's pleasure in safety
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>>122172236
gracias doctorcito!
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>>122172060
It's supposed to represent their kid with autism.
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>>122172534
That little shit knows exactly what he said and what he's doing.
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>>122173584
and what his mom is doing when dad's away
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>>122172595
I know this feeling too well. We've all got our chairs at the table. My boy sat in MY chair and told me I could sit in his. Tough little punk, I would have never done that
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>>122173582
He doesn't seem very autistic. Is this like how most kids in the 1990s had some meme designation like ADD and were put on pills that ironically fucked them up as adults?
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>>122172720
The dad bullying the son is the best part.
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>>122173715
Yeah, it doesn't seem like a severe case. Maybe it doesn't show in the comics.
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>>122173714
Alright that's funny
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>>122173864
funny because that's what I want from the paw patrol
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>>122173907
god damn it
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>>122173991
woah, how can I do that?
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>>122174049
By Drawing.
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>>122174069
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>>122174069
no, I mean killing myself with no remorse
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These are actually pretty funny, keep it up.
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>>122173546
is never that good
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>>122174265
oh no! sylvanian families. the memories, the horrible things I did to those poor critters.
no wonder my sister still hates me.
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>>122174347
>He's less fat in this one
nice detail
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>>122174456
Leave it to the dad to play along with the kids imagination to get him to listen. Or he's just as bonkers and they operate on the same wavelength.
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>>122173887
You don't usually see the word "reap" in text
This is probably why
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>>122174564
I loathe parents naming their kids after pop culture characters.
Hell, it has been repeatedly sociologically proven that people with such names have a lower chance of employment and a lower mean income later in life.
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>>122174287
Then why do I want to drink it everyday?
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>>122174699
Because you want to stop feeling without fully committing to killing yourself?
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>>122174696
I dunno, I heard Sephirot is up to something big
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>>122174696
Hey, it builds character.
Do you loathe character, too, huh? Do ya?
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>>122174818
That's sounds right
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>>122172534
The Best one by far and the comic is pretty good
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>>122172236
thanks doc
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>>122172681
This should have been cringe but it isn't

What the fuck
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>>122173641

I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD
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>>122175522
Going to stop now.

It's getting too hot. So I'm going to cool down.
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I love these
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>>122175217
>>122175191
I bet going into this they didn't expect to spend several hours just drawing all those stickers.
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>>122174507

Full health

>>122174543

Half a heart below it
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>>122174696
I work in HR and I throw resumes with names like that straight in the garbage
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>>122174942
One gets the impression she doesn't particularly care for the older one
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>>122175732
Fuck you for making my son's life harder
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>>122175732
Yeah because we pick our own mames

JACKASS
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>>122175794
life's tough, get a helmet
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>>122175821
Fuck you, hire Naruto
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>>122175753
You had to have known from the beginning that naming your kid Optimus Primal would make life challenging for him.
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>>122175191
literally me as a kid
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>>122175191

My sister's family lived with me for nearly 6 months as their new, monster-size house was being built.

I'm still finding stickers my 3.5 year old niece left behind.
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>>122172236
Thank you, doctor.
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>>122175840
Optimus Primal is leader of the Maximals. And a gorilla. He's destined for greatness with name like that.
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>>122173907
Yeah...I'd watch if they showed (fortune) cookies, too.
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>>122174696
> not naming your boy "Sue"
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>>122175743
He gives her so much shit that even though he's her kid, it feels GREAT when he gets fucked over.
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>>122174696
They should at least save it for the middle name.
Or give the kids normal middle names, so if they're smart they'll put like "K. Jonathan Whatsisname" on their resume or whatever.
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>>122175906
Great. A gorilla. A huge, strong gorilla. ...with a 1 1/2 inch cock.
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>>122175981
Reminder that he got kidnapped by aliens a while ago and they have been raising a fucking pod

Also he's Just a kid
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>>122176051

I dont condone hard-r's but this is an unfathomably based edit
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>>122175979
wouldn't it be stu if their male?
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>>122173836
>>122173864
This one is one of my absolute favourites
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>>122174538
I’m going to be that dad when my son grows. It’s not a goal I just know it’s going to happen.
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>>122174317
Kek
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>>122176008
It's the motion of the ocean, brother
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>>122176188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR5XGTpophI
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>>122174975
I don’t get it
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>>122174696
It depends on the name, calling your son Harry or Luke is not the same as Hermione or Kylo
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>>122176397
I mean it could be worse.

Pinkamena Zecora is probably around 10 right now.
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>>122176349
Probably thinking of all the ways she could imply he already is a nightmare.
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>>122176450
In the more based countries this is considered child abuse.
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>>122174999
This one... actually pretty wholesome
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>>122176980
Yeah it's cute
I still mess up jokes like that sometimes
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>>122172316
I think she was Neither an Atari or an Nintendo gamer like all parents as they see (even in this day and age) Video Games as being a new thing that they don't understand and their kids are addicted to while the constantly persuade them to do something else like read a book or play outdoors
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>>122176146
faggot, go lick some more black boots
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>>122176980
The whole comic is wholesome. Even the dick jokes are wholesome.
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>>122172077
Kek
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>>122172236
Thanks Doc
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>>122174250
I think I had those doll sets.
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>>122172007
Was this intentional?
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>>122174069
This is a drawing of my wife and I don’t like it.
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>>122172681
Kek
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How is the mother cat both ginger?
They are almost always male and relatively huge compared to other cats
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>>122172720
What are rap cred songs but mean songs about how much a sonabitch you are?
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>>122173546

>TFW D.A.R.E shit worked on me.
>Didn't drink or smoke till I was 24.
>Finally drink and start smoking.
>It's actually really fun and not that addictive.

Maybe it's cause I started later and the fact that hang overs still fucking suck but I really can't see how people get addicted to this stuff. Drinking specially doesn't make sense, drinking heightens your emotions and insecurites 10 fold not make you forget them.
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>>122177726
>>122172077
Second post after OP, anon
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>>122174507
Fuck this was literally me growing up.
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>>122175075
>>122175096
Bruh I still get fucked up with Artax...
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>>122172077
I like mommy as a calico actually
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>>122174999
Needs moar cowbell
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>>122177755
It's different for different people. My dad died of cancer caused by smoking and my uncle from cancer caused by drinking. I didn't get drunk until I was 22, and haven't touched tobacco outside of sharing the occasional blunt with a friend or coworker. When I drink I don't care about my problems. I look into the brown liquor of the shot and think about the pain of the hangover I'll have, but knock it back anyway knowing whatever is on my mind will be washed away by the buzz that becomes my entire world by that forth drink. I focus on the sensations flowing out to the tips of my fingers and toes instead of the day I've had or the dark thoughts of the past I regret and future I dread. I've had five drinks in the past half hour and I'm about to have another to keep me good until I fall asleep. When I have alcohol in the house I can't keep myself away from it, because I know it'll quiet all the voices telling me how pointless it is and how everything when wrong, speaking over them to tell me to enjoy the moment because if this one good second is my entire life it means I have lived well. I redefine the truth, and for one night it gives me reason to stay alive.
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>>122172060
Every. Single. Thread.
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>>122176051
There’s a funnier edit where she’s smiling in the last panel
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>>122178106
This is the first time it's been posted unless you got the archives to prove me dong.
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>>122178022
>dad got cancer
>then he got cancer several more times
>and additional complications such as acquired pseudo-haemophilia as a result of his immune system being fucked
>he kept smoking until the very end when his doctors told him he was fucked from literally smoking for 40 years

All he had to do was put down the death sticks. Lel.
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>>122177755
To be fair it's better you didn't start till then. People that wine and bitch about age limits on substances and laws prohibiting use of even minor drugs tend to forget that even things like weed have very different effects on developing brains.
The entire system is flawed, and the changes people are asking for are flawed too.
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>>122177755
>heightens

Depends how drunk you are.

>it's not that addictive

Depends on the person but I think the internet age makes it feel like drinking (and having sex, for that matter) aren't as much of these "dude these are the BEST things ever" that they were for generations without internet and videogames.
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>>122175732
HR employees aren't actually human, but a species of unusually large rodents. It's legal to kill them provided you do so with poison, traps, or a varmint rifle.
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>>122177726
>red haired men are tall scots and norwegians
>red furred cats are big chonkers
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>>122176397
Hermione is an actual name, you dolt
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>>122178332
My dad had actually stopped smoking for three months when he got diagnosed at stage 4 lung cancer and was dead a month later. Ironically he was an alcoholic too and the doctor said his liver looked like he had never taken a drink in his life.
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>>122172534
Gonna get some mileage out of this one.
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>>122178386
So is adolf
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>>122178386
Chonkers is a reddit word
Ginger cats aren't big because they are fat, they are just big boys
Had a cat 17 pounds and the vet swore he wasn't over weight
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>>122178624
It's a reddit meme now after they stole from us but that's not the point.
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>>122177746
what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8opPUInhOHQ
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>>122172007
ABDL
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>>122178668
oh yeah I forgot diss songs were a thing
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>>122175522
Why is she mad?
It's true.
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>>122177624
>pleb
>Reference homer

>edgelord
>reference Algieri

>Boss
>reference Virgil
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>>122177624
If the Calico cat was holding the penis minecraft statue, maybe.
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>>122172087
>palico
post your rank
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>>122176486
In Mexico is illegal to name your kids potentially humiliating names, makes me wonder how many idiots wanted to name their kids "Goku" for the government to even consider passing that law.
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>>122174942
Since the mom's a nerd, shouldn't she have answered with 'because it was real'?
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>>122175345
...oh lord help me she has some pudge in the last panel
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>>122174696
I want to name my son Boupha
Just to help him set up jokes
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>>122177755
Nice gets.
Personally, my dad let me try a little bit of alcohol as a kid and I thought it tasted nasty. That was actually enough to put me off it until I was 21.
Also, I had to put up with smelling other people's cigarette smoke for several years while our family shared a rental house. I still hate smelling it nowadays.
It's much better to actually show kids it's not all that great instead of making it into some kind of forbidden thing which they'll latch onto as a form of rebellion.
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>>122172007
Have we seen the mom in a swimsuit yet?
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>>122172236
Thanks doc
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>>122173546
Ironically the beer part isn't too far off.
Most American beer tastes awful.
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>>122173546
Wait, why does Grandad have a Dad and Family photo on his desk? He should have a photo of him and his wife, maybe young dad too.
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>>122181452
A. the Grandmom is dead, so he keeps the next best thing

B. He's proud of his son and keeps a photo of him nearby

C. He does, but she's just not pictured here because she's not relevant to the joke.
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>>122172060
Male calicos exist, they are just rare and sterile
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>>122181077
But it's clearly saying beer tastes great?
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>>122174250
>not Ducktor Princess
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>>122181700
Grandad might be a man of taste and buys import.
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>>122175556
MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN
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>>122174596
>pink halloween
fuck
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>>122176031
>Also he's Just a kid
And when his bullshit naturally bites him in the ass, she's one step closer to not having to deal with an immature child anymore.
It's a good feeling seeing them grow up, even when it hurts them.
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>>122173907
Into the oven you go.
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>>122174696
That's because all the good families don't do that.
If you were to account for the parents' income I'm sure the name wouldn't be as big of a factor.
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>>122175075

Can't help but think of the Fathom Event screening of The Never-Ending Story that had a really interesting short documentary about the film that spoiled the Artax sequence but aired it before the film.
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>>122177004
You're a fucking idiot man
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>>122172816
Doesn't even rhyme
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>>122172060
>male calicos dont exist
yes and no
the calico gene is tied to having two X chromosomes. a cat that appears outwardly male can be calico if it has a chromosome disorder, specifically XXY
>female ginger tabbys dont exist
this ones straight up false
theyre just more rare because for a female, the possibility of being any OTHER coloration is just as high, so they simply have better odds of NOT being ginger tabbys
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>>122177004
How old do you think the mother is?
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>>122178668
my nigga

t. not actually black
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>>122174696
>Be 8 years old.
>Also be Catholic.
>First communion.
>Part of process involves taking on a confirmation name (basically a second middle name that's based on a saint/apostle/etc.)
>Choose Luke, because muh star wars instead of any theological reasoning.
>The even bigger problem is that neither of my parents said anything along the lines of "don't be stupid" from what I recall.
I mean I never need to use middle names for filling in papers and forms, but it's still one of the many reasons I absolutely despise my childhood self so much.

>>122174507
What's the reason they all hate cucumber?
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>>122182472
>What's the reason they all hate cucumber?
snek
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>>122182472
I'd say kid you was pretty cool actually.
You choose a normal name who's also based on a great fictional character.

I suggest searching "cats reacting to cucumbers", you won't be disappointed
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>>122182472
>>What's the reason they all hate cucumber
It's just a common myth about cats that they're scared of cucumbers. Cats are actually just autistic and get scared of anything you secretly place behind them, it could be a pineapple or a pear. My cat, for example, used to be scared of the space between the pillow and my couch. Not the pillow itself, the space between it and the couch. If I showed her the pillow nothing would happen, but if I tried to put her in the space between the pillow and the couch she'd freak out and start hissing at me. She got over it, but yeah, cats are weird.
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>>122173991
dawww

>>122172232
>>122182251
What makes cats so endearing to humans? Was it always like this? Or did they change our brain chemistry somehow throughout the thousands of years hanging around us? So now we find them cute, the feeling that should be reserved for human babies?
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>>122182531
>Cats are actually just autistic and get scared of anything you secretly place behind them, it could be a pineapple or a pear.

Bro you're not thinking with hunter instincts. You'd freak out too if something snuck up behind you. That shit should be impossible, cats got superior hearing. What if it's a snake? In the wild, you need to be quick or you're dead. Just because they live at your home, doesn't mean their ancient programming is gone.
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>>122182565
Fair enough I suppose, but even so cats are very uncomfortable with change in general even after we domesticated them over a thousand years ago. You'd think they get less weird about it over time. Then again, arguably they domesticated themselves.
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Cat mom reminds me of my wife way too much
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>>122178810

*Alighieri
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>>122174696
That's great for parents with sense. Somebody's got to be an experienced Dunkin Donuts manager.
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>>122182536
>>What makes cats so endearing to humans
Big eyes and ears, big heads and high-pitched meows. They're like fuzzy babies. Humans love anything that looks like a baby. It's how Disney got so rich in the first place.
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>>122172077
Couldnt he just admit he didn’t know that calico cats aren’t male when he 1st started the comic?
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>>122172316
I'm genx, had an Atari and while I don't have kids my friends my age have one around that age, you Americans tend to have kids in your 20s but most people I know had 'em in their mid to late 30s
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Damn, I've seen only one or two of these comics.

The dad is the best one
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>>122172060
Male calicos are doomed, not only can’t they breed, they are more likely to get a shit ton of sickness that could ruin their lifes.
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>>122175753
Shouldn't have named your child Adolf Mussolini then
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>>122182773
Yeah, but also changing things for realism would be lame
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>>122182605
Whenever I put on my shoes nowadays I think of this comic. Damnit.
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>>122172236
Gracias doctor
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>>122182605
Stop dating hairy women.
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>>122172236
thanks doc
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>>122172236
Merci docteur
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>>122172534
h-heh
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>>122174265
Is that Freddy Freaker?
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>>122172236
danke doktor
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>>122173177
>>122175555
Because its the most true shit about being a parent.

No joke.
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>>122172236
Thank you Doctor
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>>122173907
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>>122174696
>>122175732
>>122176397
>>122181939
You guys do know that Hermione is a real name, right?
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>>122172595
>4:13 on the clock
Homestuck never dies.
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>>122173177
They aren't in order. Hi (OP) and comic guy here. Can't post more comics right now but you are welcome to read them all in https://www.litterboxcomics.com/

They also have a Webtoon as well if you are into that shit.

Sorry that I can't post more. Got work to do.
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More parents need to understand that, barring a handful of Asian kids, most babies are basically marshmellow orcs until they hit 6 months.
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>>122184052
I'm gonna imagine the little black one looking like that now
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>>122174179
I feel like this is a reference to something, but I can't remember what
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>>122183843
Even if it was a real name originally, the connotation of the name towards pop culture evolved to outshine this fact. And its the connotation that matters, not the name itself.

People, and more importantly job recruiters, automatically assume this given name was inspired by the Harry Potter franchise. They know exactly FROM WHERE the parents got the name from. This makes them think that the parents were easily impressed by mainstream drivel which then implies that they are uncultured lower class people in which a potential worker is raised badly.

This is not some outlandish theory, people in HR literally work on these assumptions daily. They have to weed out potential detritus from thousands of thousands of applications a day so even the slightest sign of a bad social environment is met with the paper shredder.
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>>122182773
Its also a comic.
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>>122172236
Obrigado Doutor
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>>122182565
That's not hunter instincts, it's prey instincts. The wild ancestors of domestic cats weren't much different (unlike dogs) so at their size there's plenty of larger animals that would prey on them (including snakes).
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>>122182472
Confirmation is until you’re like a late teenager.
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>>122177611
>>122174418
I thought it was Calico Critters. My little sister loved those things.
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>>122182160
bruh its tiny dancer
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>>122184762
You mean Tony Danza
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>>122172077
You’re doing god’s work
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>>122184052
Personality wise they’re still little shits until there what 2 or 3?
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>>122172236
ありがとう医者さん。
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>>122185060
There’s a reason Terrible Twos is a phrase. Pushing boundaries is just something that happens as brains develop.
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>>122176339
now post the original Kidz Bop edition
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>>122182472
That's not so bad. No one's going to hear "Luke" and assume the person is named after Star Wars.
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>both parents are goofballs
>oldest kid is still pretty young
>kids aren't miniature adults
hay it's pretty gud
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>>122185060

About four it seems. Until then they're either being sweet angels or exploring boundaries through acts of dickery.

My niece is about three and a half and is now finally becoming somewhat self-functional. Usually if there is a meltdown it's about trying to see how far she can push until she gets what she wants (which doesn't usually work).

For the most part, however, it's a lot of, 'Please' and 'Thank You's' which is all I ask for someone who is three.
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This guy is the lone survivor of a litter of 3 after the other two perished in a cold snap. Poor guy is barely three weeks old but he's a complete sweetheart.
I need a name befitting of a survivor /co/
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>>122185234
Cooper
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>>122185234
Roger
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>>122177755
I was aware of drugs and stayed away from them and all that jazz. didnt drink until I was 20, but when i got my first girlfriend and she had a weird drug fetish and we'd smoke pot like once a month and order ice cream/cookies and fuck like rabbits.
Then she left me when my BPD/psychotic depression started to hit me hard in my early 20's.
After an aborted suicide attempt, I tried cocaine and was an addict for 4 years.
drugs are "fun" but never worth it. If ye must, know the dangers, know your risk factors, and by all means, exercise self-control.
I still wouldn't reccommend drugs, and I need to quit my pack a day habit.
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>>122172077
okay that got me
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>>122177755
>Drinking specially doesn't make sense, drinking heightens your emotions and insecurites 10 fold not make you forget them.
t. doesn't have anxiety issues
if you carry anxiety its amazing the feeling of weight thats lifted when you drink. you loosen up, don't fret as much.
Im careful about my alcohol intake but its still unhealthy to drink a handle of vodka the nights I do choose to drink. But I do keep it to special occasions or every other other weekend.
Then again I also have polish blood so im basically predisposed to alcholism anyway.
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>>122185234
Emtarkanderundersgunderson.
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>>122175370
kek
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>>122185234
Chad
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>>122175676
Nice you out nerded the mega nerd cats
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>>122185060
They're completely useless until about 4-5 months.
Then fucking adorable until about 1 1/2
Then monstrous little shits until they're about 3
Then fucking adorable again until they're adolescents
Then they're fucking obnoxious ungrateful pissants until they're in their 20s.

My niece just turned 1 and I use every excuse I can come up with to visit my sister and brother-in-law and spend time with the little goober before she hits the terrible twos.
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So, what do you think they sound like?
I don't know about the other characters but I think the Dad would sound like Kevin Micheal Richardson
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>>122172077
Redraw the series like this
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>>122185234
Conrad
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>>122172236
Super Mario Bros had higher resolution than the 3DS
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>>122185512
Trying for a third?
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>>122172595
>That time I got into an argument with my Dad and ended up calling him a cunt
>Later on he asked me was a really angry enough to call him a cunt when I never ever do
>Yes
>That's good, it means you're an adult, well done, well done, you little bastard.
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>>122185691
>Dad, Uncle, and I've played a huge Risk game every Christmas since I was like 7 or 8.
>Every game went exactly the same - I try to convince my dad to team up against my uncle and he inevitably stabs me in the back and we both lose
>20 - I beat him to the punch and betray him first and end up winning
>"You treacherous little shit... I've never been so proud."
>bear hugs the shit out of me and the three of us go have a beer together
Parents are fucking weird man. I can't wait to be one.
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>>122172236
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>>122185234
Victor or Sasha
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>>122185899
Oh man, sometimes I forget how brutal older games used to be with difficulty.
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>>122185234
SUPERMAN
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>>122185438
Douglas!
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>>122185234
Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen
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>>122176299
It takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.
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>>122172236
thanks doc
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>>122184733
Uhh 8th grade where I was from. That’s like what, 14 tops?
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>>122185234

Peter
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>>122185234
Donner
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>>122185234
>>122186529
Döner
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>>122172236
This can't be real can it?
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>>122182472
Luke is a fine name, doesn't matter you chose it because of star wars.
It could have just as easily been "Han".
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>>122182472
Luke is a real name and its pretty common.
A bit silly to have starwars in mind when choosing it, but its a name that has meaning aside from it.
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>>122186575

Why not? Oh you mean the game?
Why not? 'Pong' was real.
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>>122186702

Now 'Jabba' -
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>>122179102
Implying Mexican officials would have a problem with Goku Ramirez Lopez de la Cruz
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>>122185234
Xavier
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>>122185512
nice
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>>122186575
It's a little exaggerated but go watch some gameplay of Jumpman on youtube.
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>>122172007
This reminds me of opposite day tradition we had in our school where for one day students from the last grade were appointed as teachers, while actual teachers formed a 0th grade. You can imagine how well they behaved.

>>122185234
Lil' Carassius
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>>122185234
Fredrick the Great.
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>>122186742
>>122186854
The game in the comic was photoshopped to look like the daily dose.
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>>122185234
finarfin
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>>122174696
a yes, I remember a lo of girls were named Khaleesi after GoT. That aged well
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>>122186922
Yeah, best to wait until a series is over before naming your kid after a character.
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>>122172370
>>122173431
>>122173569
>>122175466
>>122175888
>thanks doc
...?
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>>122187146
That comic was photoshopped.
It's a reference to this meme:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/daily-dose-piccolo-dick
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>>122185234
Syd
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>>122185234
Epic Gamer Word
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>>122185234
Charles
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>>122187176
Thanks anon.
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Are we still pretending it's not the uggo herself shilling her shit daily
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>>122186825
This. Survivors are a dying breed.
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>>122172236
谢谢医生
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>>122187479
Picture of her irl? They're cute comics and if she had the guts to shill her mommy blog cat comics on 4chan, I'd have respect for that.
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>>122187699
Dyed red hair and looks like a karen
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So, where's /ss/?
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>>122187512
>>122186825
Thirded
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>>122172232
or chimeric
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>>122187479
Even if so who the fuck cares? The comics are good already. If they're making landwhale tumblretards like you seethe that makes them even more based.
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As much as I want to fuck the cat mom, have to say these comics are legit good. Plenty good jokes posted in these threads.
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>>122173546
Beer is disgusting though.
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>>122189593
duly noted, xkcd.
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>>122189372
Same
I usually just open these threads for catmom but eventually just end up reading and actually enjoying the comic every time
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>>122189658
>Only one dude in the world hates piss water

El oh el my man
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>>122189572
>notherfucker dresses like WEBD
>doesn't make his son Kyba
I am angry
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I want catmom to hug me
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>>122178295
Bullshit. I've seen this same exact discussion in these threads at least twice before. Why does it keep happening over and over? Now that would be a good question

Not digging thru archives cause I dont care enough about it, and because youre probably gone. Furthermore Ive found the archives to be missing data more than a few times.... but thats a whole different discussion.
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>>122189572
>Writing it as "pokeyman"
Feels like an extra layer to the joke. Impressive, if intentional.

It does kinda make me wonder what kids born after 2010 think of shows from around the 2000s.
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>>122188834
>It's another episode of anons pretending to know shit about parenting
Repeat every day
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>>122182472
>Luke
He's one of the four writers of the Gospels, you did all right.
At least you didn't say Megatron or Darth Vader or something.
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>>122190127
I never mentioned anything about parenting, you're pulling that from nowhere for no reason.
Go take your meds you jealous schizo tumblretard
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>>122188088
They're way too young. These are fucking toddlers.
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>>122190226
And?
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>>122190319
There's nothing attractive about them and there's no self-insertablity.
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>>122190348
I could easily self insert as the older one
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>>122189572
OH God this is me when I'll be a parent.
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>>122172534
Oh, she has multiple husbands
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>>122189949
Oh I want her to hug me and lock her legd around me as I'm balls deep missionary style
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>>122172681
You guys have some retarded humor.
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>>122184052
Yeah, shoving their soft, squishy head through a vagina will do that.
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>>122182605
fucking troll ass little cunt.
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>>122185234
Fluffypants.
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>>122174347
>have the better part of nine whole months to get ready for big responsibility
>still have no clue

Do parents really?
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>>122191416
Most parents pretty much just wing it until the kids are in school for most of the day
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>>122190226
A fan made a “beach episode” with cat mom in a bikini.
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>>122191416
Trust me anon, even if you spend YEARS prepairing for a kid you still are prepaird for it.
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>>122174287
t. American
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>>122184529
That's true love
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>>122187176
Hahaha! Did it turn anons gay? Look at those fit muscular bodies. And Vegeta's balls is so grabbable
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>>122185234
Sniktbub
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>>122190348
>There's nothing attractive about them

They are completelty adorable.

You should have said -sexually- attractive
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>>122190149
Dont gaslight him anon

Ellipsies away
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>>122192698
This... Complaining about things like ellipses or exclamation points in 4chan posts is dumb.
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>>122191407
>cat food on side of bowl isnt eaten
Holy shit
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>>122178295
As a matter of fact
https://boards.fireden.net/co/search/text/calico%20male/
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>>122192811
um... you're an incel
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>>122186922
My little sister was originally going to be called Arya (Dad's a book fan), but then went with another name. She dodged a bullet in my book.
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>>122192735
pretty accurate to anyone whos own a cat
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catmom JAV
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>>122193837
My dad's a huge Tolkien nerd and pushed for all of my siblings and I to have Tolkien names (I was almost Samwise, my sister was almost Galadriel, and my brother was almost Beren). Thankfully my mom wasn't having any of that shit.
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>>122172236
I LOVE THIS DOKTOR
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New one. It's about lions.
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>>122193929
He could have still called you Sam and people would be none the wiser. The trick is to change it up a bit or pick something that could still sound normal.
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>>122185234
Logan
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>>122193993
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>>122193894
No
Fuck coomers
I don't want a story about catmom cheating or something bad
fuck off with that gay shit
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>>122194115
>het is gay
are you ok?
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>>122185234
Sneed, or Felix
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>>122173913
>math
Do you also do physic?
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>>122193929
You remind me of a family in my grade school who, I shit you not, named their kids:
>Valar
>Thorin
>Gandalf
>Elrond
Granted, they were all named that in the late 90s so I don't think that the parents expected the LOTR films to even be a thing, let alone blow up like they did.
Still, I feel bad for those kids god damn
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>>122182531
My cat gets scared of cucumbers even if you put them right in front of her. So, no, you're wrong. It isn't a myth.
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>>122194217
anon, the lord of the rings was written before ww2
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>>122185234
Lucas
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>>122189542
God damn isn't that the truth.
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>>122193838
Cats don't like pushing their whiskers into deep bowls to eat, that's why. Plus cats have terrible near vision eye-sight which is why they have whiskers in the first place.
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>>122194314
anon, do you shit in the bushes or use your race to get away with doing retarded things?
because i'm not sure what's worse
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>>122194366
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>>122182773
It doesn't matter.
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>>122182773
*she
Couldn't you just admit you got BTFO'd?
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>>122194380
ah i see.
how's work going? plenty of phone scams this month?
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>>122193861
>>122193894
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>>122185899
What was the good news?
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>>122194474
>furry milf
come now anon, don't forget where you are
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>>122194474
Seriously, anon

I came for the cat milf lewd before I ended up sticking around and enjoying the actual comics

This shouldn’t be surprising
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>>122179105
Same.
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>>122185234
Lord Moldybutt
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>>122194474
What was the origin of this?
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>>122194298
I'm aware, but it wasn't really a mainstream thing until like the early 2000s
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>>122194527
The good news is he doesn't have to go back to the last save point.
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>>122194929
>In 1957, The Lord of the Rings was awarded the International Fantasy Award. Despite its numerous detractors, the publication of the Ace Books and Ballantine paperbacks helped The Lord of the Rings become immensely popular in the United States in the 1960s. The book has remained so ever since, ranking as one of the most popular works of fiction of the twentieth century,
yeah nah
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>>122183843
So are names like Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Hinata.
What's your point?
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>>122195166
A naruto is a kind of fishcake often served with ramen.
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>>122185234
Flossy T. Jones
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>>122176397
>Mfw I'm naming my son after a cyborg anime pirate and no one will ever know
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>>122189824
I don't think this comic is set in Alabama
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>>122182472
>Be me
>Be born
>Mom wants to name me Elliot
>Dad say they shouldn't because ET just came out and people will constantly make references about it to me if the call me that
>Decide to name me Luke instead
Real good job guys.
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>>122172236
Thanks doc
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>>122194115
Its okay she's clearly giving the fuck me eyes to her husband.
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>>122195411
You're naming your kid Cutty Flam?
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>>122195961
Cutty Flam was human, the cyborg is Franky.
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>>122182251
I've owned 5 gingers and have known more through strays and all were boys. That's it hard for me to see them as girls.
They make great cats, btw. They always have a strong personality, for better or worse.
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>>122190149
Embarrassing. Trying way too hard to fit in. You even picked out le perfect reaction image to go along with your what you intend to be a smug sense of superiority. And its some garbage pepe edit at that. If there's anything that's a """consummate"""" indicator of newfaggotry, it's that. Better luck next time.
>Here's a tip-
Here's a tip- next time you consider making a post like this, neck yourself. Do everyone a favor.

Seriously, what made you think this would be a good post?
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>>122172534
You could cut out the middle two panels without changing the joke.
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>>122193993
>I wish I could help, but I don’t really want to?
I relate to this.
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>>122189036
>I want to see all of them getting raped
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>>122196135
Hey, the right image absolutely MAKES the post. Why otherwise would we hoard gigabytes upon gigabytes of brightly colored dated references?
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>>122182472
Am I reading this right, are you using your confirmation name as your middle name? I cannot remember what my confirmation name even was.
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>>122193993
she reminds me of certain cat whore
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>>122186453
I know its way after first communion. I managed to convince my parents to stop taking me to church before I got confirmed though
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>>122172236
Time for your daily dose
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>>122185060
There's also the phrase "three-nager" for 3-4 year olds that develop an attitude or get a bit too clever. My son routinely uses behavioral tricks that we've used back on us. And if you want the trick to keep working, you need to play along.
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>>122197329
I was halfway through my confirmation class when it hit me that I don't believe in magic and I was just believing because I've just been told to my entire life and no other reason.
I told my mom that I didn't want to get confirmed but she said that if I wanted to get married I'd have to go through the class later anyway. I didn't realize she meant married in a catholic church.
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>>122186922
Those girls are going to have a really fucking hard time in middle school, high school, and when looking for a job.
If they are smart, they will legally change their names as soon as they are 18, before filling their very first job or college application.
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>>122173907
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>>122182565
No such thing as animal without fear. Anyone can be startled with an inanimate object, especially if its general look triggers instinctive fear. If you turned around and saw a tiger you'd shit yourself, only figuring out it's a wonky taxidermy 10 seconds later. Hell you'd shit yourself if you turned around and saw a garbage bin you didn't think was there.
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>>122172236
Valeu, dotô
Also, he included the daily dose reference for (you)s here, didn't he?
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>>122174250
Dolls are just warhammer for poor people and girls.
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>>122197889
>2021
>paying out the ass for shitty stock minifigs
>not cheaply 3d printing great looking custom ones
Imagine being this retarded.
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>>122183611
1967973945734856748567548956748548759 FREDDY FRIKKER!
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>>122183843
So are Zelda, Adora, and Garnet, but I'm going to assume in all three of those cases that you aren't named after your grandmother from the 19th century.
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>>122198027
Shit you can do on a $200 machine.
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>>122198027
>Spending hundreds
>Cheaper than spending 10 dollars
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>>122174999
I wish my parents put that much energy into traumatizing me instead of giving me a windows XP laptop and letting me fall down a furry youtube rabbit hole at age 5.
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>>122193993
Domestic cats are just scaled down lions so she should be used to this from her own guy.
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>>122193993
so she finally got some more cat friends like she wanted huh
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>>122198301
If you want to own more than a few tiny minifigs it adds up very quickly.
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>>122198325
>furry youtube rabbit hole at age 5
Did you cum to Majira Strawberry?
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>>122198430
I mean, in context of the comic. Resin is not a suitable toy for toddlers
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>>122198335
First of all, housecats are solitary, you dumbfuck.
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>>122198457
Neither is ABS plastic and yet here we are.

If you use your printer to make more than 1 item, it's already worthwhile.
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>>122172236
Thanks Doktor.
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>>122172007
This comic makes me want kids. Fuck, bros...
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>>122198497
But at least buying the toys doesn't expose the child to fumes from printing equipment. And you think the child won'ylt mess with the printers as a zoomer?
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>>122198497
>>122198541
post your models or you're both full of shit and should shut up
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>>122184915
Motherfucker is basically a shiny
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>>122185234
Monky
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>>122198541
Resin printer don't have fumes. Filament printer fumes can smell off-putting but they're not any more hazardous than cooking smoke, that is not at all. That's because they specifically don't sell stuff that's hazardous such as PVC.

Your child SHOULD mess with the printer, make 3d models and print them. That's how you stimulate cognitive skills development, and general computer & additive manufacturing skills.
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>>122198561
Why would I own a half grand dead weight that I don't want to buy?
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>>122198679
then you're full of shit, shut up and get back on topic
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>>122185369
Best of luck Anon, glad you are still standing.
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>>122198561
I mostly use it for practical things though, fixed my car bonnet lock, glove compartment latch, fridge handle, etc.
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>>122178332
>>122178487
My condolences Anon.
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Does she lurk?
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>>122185234
Ian
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>>122185234
Chuck
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>>122198463
>housecats are solitary,
Actually housecats are extremely social. Of course your cat would be a solitary if you have just one, cats are territorial too and won't get along with outsider cats.
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>>122198463
>Second of all, I like to suck cock.
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>>122185234
Purrtholomeow Catzimmons von Cuddlestein IV, Esquire.
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>>122182472
If it makes you feel better, mine's Jude (the saint of lost causes)
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>>122185234
Sootikin
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>>122172236
grazie dottore
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>>122189824
>WEBD
You best be baiting
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>>122185234
this>>122198919
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>>122201365
a little dislexic I'd say
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>>122173546
imagine getting filtered by bread water
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>>122196795
>what is timing in a joke
You never tell any, eh?
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>>122194115
>Fuck coomers
Nigga, from whence didst thou stumble that you have found yourself here?
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>>122172316

i wasn't alive in the late 80s to enjoy the NES but i still played that in the 90s, alongside the SNES.

it's not like they stop existing.
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>>122172236
Thanks, doc.
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>>122182472
My dad and his best friend named their kids after each other. His friend's daughter is lucky my dad has unisex name.
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>>122193929
Samwise = Sam
Galadriel = Gale
Beren = Barry

You guys know you don't HAVE to put your full name on a LOT of things, right? Even on resumes, you can put down your preferred name.
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>>122185234
Croft
It's short, it's fancy, it sounds good when you yell it, and it's a somewhat hidden reference to a relevant pop culture character.
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>>122182472
I know that feel. My confirmation name is from an old furfag comic that was popular a decade ago. At least it's also a gospel, could have been worse than Matthew.
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>>122182605
I completely believe this was based on real events.
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>>122186121
>wizardry will just straight up kill your entire party
>you don't even get to reset the game you have to make an entirely new party to go down and get your stuff back.
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>>122172236
Thanks doc!
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>>122198325
>wah wah my degenerate fetish is my parents fault
Maybe so, but now that you can acknowledge it, it's completely your responsibility
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>>122172077
the cat mom with no clothes made my penis twitch ever so slightly
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>>122178390
It is still a very unusual name (unlike Harry or Ron), dumbass.

Can you honestly say people would not instantly think the parents are Harry Potterfags the moment the hear it?
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Spic here, friendly reminder we have some very nice jewels here:
>Bruce Willis (as in First Name: Bruce, Middle Name: Willis)
>Por (named after "Por" McCartney)
And everyone's favourite:
>Usnavi (named after our dear friend the US Navy)
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>>122205821
So you don't name your kids after dragon ball characters?
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>>122205901
No, that's for zoomers.
Real men here name their kids after Saint Seiya or Captain Tsubasa characters
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>>122205821
Get on my level, scrub
>Vladilen
>Mels
>Ninel
>Tractor
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>>122193929
>beren
based
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>>122185809
haha yeah, I had a dad that was super involved in my life like this too haha I know what that's like lmao to be validated as a man by your father haha too real man
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>>122206075
Oктябpинa and Иcкpa is pretty cool.
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>>122172077
Not going to lie, this made me glad my laugh is silent otherwise i might have woken up the neighbors at 4 in the morning.
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>>122182773
It's a comic, no need for that.
[spoilers]also, male calicos DO exist but are incredibly rare
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>>122206867
and also tend to be sterile
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>>122194115
But consider: Threesome doujinshi
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>>122172236
Thanks, doc.
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>>122182773
They hated him because he spoke the truth
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>>122173546
>all these replies about beer tasting awful
God why is /co/ full of literal children?
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>>122207306
because most of us are american and beer is low tier alcohol and hard liqueur is the good shit
spiced rum is my favorite
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>>122207306
to be fair anon, i live in the fucking heart of good local bear in Australia, and i assumed i hated beer because i only had toheys and xxxx, but after a few trys of some better stuff i found that beer is good, but CHEAP beer is absolute shit.
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>>122207214
The only threesom I will accept is one where daddy cat does kage bunshin shadow clone shit. I do admit that I do like a wholesome doujin where the guy is just clones of the person the girl loves and they fuck her brains out until she's a puddle of pleasure and love and ahegao.
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>>122207214
>tags: foursome, toddlercon
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>>122172236
Obrigado doutor.
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>>122207541
Away Satan!
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>>122174069
Why the breast milkers?
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>>122208548
Cats are mammals?
Maybe the right question is why 2 instead of 6
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>>122182472
>Being upset because you chose a completely inconspicuous name that nobody could guess the real reasoning behind
This isn't even a problem anon.
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>>122194217
Þórinn isn't even an unusual name, just slightly foreign.
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>>122173546
Beer tastes terrible tho?
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>>122182472
Luke is a fairly common name, and at least you're named after a badass character. If you have a rare name and that one character shows up in a movie/show with that name, and it's an absolute nightmare.
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>>122208548
some women cannot directly breastfeed methinks
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>>122174507
Why do American cats are scared of cucumbers so much? All cats I ever meet absolutely loved eating them.
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>>122198146
I should really get on a 3D printer
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>>122182773
Aren't usually*
It's not 100%. Which means it's fine.
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>>122190078
Season 1 of pokemon is awesome. I'm not sure exactly when I drop the show, but I recommend up to the first movie.
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>>122172236
>my daily dose
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Are posts that have the word "rape" in it seriously getting deleted? What are we fucking ResetEra now?



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