Today I learned this Calico's name is Vincint.Also Litterbox Comics Thread I guess
>calico>maleWtf transgenderism in my comfy cat family comics?
>>122172060Male palicos exist, they're just extremely rare.
>>122172077I prefer this, but it's missing the kitten leaping a foot into the air or standing on his hind legs in order to intimidate the older cat.>>122172087They're XXY, they're hermaphroditic or have health problems stemming from chromosomal anomalies.
>>122172087And also infertile.
>>122172077Comic significantly improved.Nah I'm just kidding, the comic's great.
>>122172236I doubt the mom is old enough to have been an atari gamer. That is more of a genx thing. Millenials tend to be all about NINTENDOOOOOO.
>>122172007Yeah, this is accurate.
>>122172534>>122172563This is still my absolute favorite one
>>122172720Going to take a break.
>>122172720Going to post this bonus at least.
>>122172720>>122172787Forgot the bonus.
>>122172616>>122172681I have never seen these, and viewing them in order actually made me laugh out loud.
>>122172077I like her calico colors.
>>122172236Thanks doc, I needed that.
>>122172233perfect for mommy's pleasure in safety
>>122172060It's supposed to represent their kid with autism.
>>122172534That little shit knows exactly what he said and what he's doing.
>>122173584and what his mom is doing when dad's away
>>122172595I know this feeling too well. We've all got our chairs at the table. My boy sat in MY chair and told me I could sit in his. Tough little punk, I would have never done that
>>122173582He doesn't seem very autistic. Is this like how most kids in the 1990s had some meme designation like ADD and were put on pills that ironically fucked them up as adults?
>>122172720The dad bullying the son is the best part.
>>122173715Yeah, it doesn't seem like a severe case. Maybe it doesn't show in the comics.
>>122173714Alright that's funny
>>122173864funny because that's what I want from the paw patrol
>>122173907god damn it
>>122173991woah, how can I do that?
>>122174069no, I mean killing myself with no remorse
These are actually pretty funny, keep it up.
>>122173546is never that good
>>122174250>>122174265oh no! sylvanian families. the memories, the horrible things I did to those poor critters.no wonder my sister still hates me.
>>122174347>He's less fat in this onenice detail
>>122174456Leave it to the dad to play along with the kids imagination to get him to listen. Or he's just as bonkers and they operate on the same wavelength.
>>122173887You don't usually see the word "reap" in textThis is probably why
>>122174564I loathe parents naming their kids after pop culture characters.Hell, it has been repeatedly sociologically proven that people with such names have a lower chance of employment and a lower mean income later in life.
>>122174287Then why do I want to drink it everyday?
>>122174699Because you want to stop feeling without fully committing to killing yourself?
>>122174696I dunno, I heard Sephirot is up to something big
>>122174696Hey, it builds character.Do you loathe character, too, huh? Do ya?
>>122174818That's sounds right
>>122172534The Best one by far and the comic is pretty good
>>122172681This should have been cringe but it isn'tWhat the fuck
>>122173641I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD
>>122175522Going to stop now.It's getting too hot. So I'm going to cool down.
I love these
>>122175217>>122175191I bet going into this they didn't expect to spend several hours just drawing all those stickers.
>>122174507Full health>>122174543Half a heart below it
>>122174696I work in HR and I throw resumes with names like that straight in the garbage
>>122174942One gets the impression she doesn't particularly care for the older one
>>122175732Fuck you for making my son's life harder
>>122175732Yeah because we pick our own mamesJACKASS
>>122175753>>122175794life's tough, get a helmet
>>122175821Fuck you, hire Naruto
>>122175753You had to have known from the beginning that naming your kid Optimus Primal would make life challenging for him.
>>122175191literally me as a kid
>>122175191My sister's family lived with me for nearly 6 months as their new, monster-size house was being built.I'm still finding stickers my 3.5 year old niece left behind.
>>122172236Thank you, doctor.
>>122175840Optimus Primal is leader of the Maximals. And a gorilla. He's destined for greatness with name like that.
>>122173907Yeah...I'd watch if they showed (fortune) cookies, too.
>>122174696> not naming your boy "Sue"
>>122175743He gives her so much shit that even though he's her kid, it feels GREAT when he gets fucked over.
>>122174696They should at least save it for the middle name. Or give the kids normal middle names, so if they're smart they'll put like "K. Jonathan Whatsisname" on their resume or whatever.
>>122175906Great. A gorilla. A huge, strong gorilla. ...with a 1 1/2 inch cock.
>>122175981Reminder that he got kidnapped by aliens a while ago and they have been raising a fucking podAlso he's Just a kid
>>122176051I dont condone hard-r's but this is an unfathomably based edit
>>122175979wouldn't it be stu if their male?
>>122173836>>122173864This one is one of my absolute favourites
>>122174538I’m going to be that dad when my son grows. It’s not a goal I just know it’s going to happen.
>>122176008It's the motion of the ocean, brother
>>122174975I don’t get it
>>122174696It depends on the name, calling your son Harry or Luke is not the same as Hermione or Kylo
>>122176397I mean it could be worse.Pinkamena Zecora is probably around 10 right now.
>>122176349Probably thinking of all the ways she could imply he already is a nightmare.
>>122176450In the more based countries this is considered child abuse.
>>122174999This one... actually pretty wholesome
>>122176980Yeah it's cuteI still mess up jokes like that sometimes
>>122172316I think she was Neither an Atari or an Nintendo gamer like all parents as they see (even in this day and age) Video Games as being a new thing that they don't understand and their kids are addicted to while the constantly persuade them to do something else like read a book or play outdoors
>>122176146faggot, go lick some more black boots
>>122176980The whole comic is wholesome. Even the dick jokes are wholesome.
>>122174250I think I had those doll sets.
>>122172007Was this intentional?
>>122174069This is a drawing of my wife and I don’t like it.
How is the mother cat both ginger?They are almost always male and relatively huge compared to other cats
>>122172720What are rap cred songs but mean songs about how much a sonabitch you are?
>>122173546>TFW D.A.R.E shit worked on me.>Didn't drink or smoke till I was 24.>Finally drink and start smoking.>It's actually really fun and not that addictive.Maybe it's cause I started later and the fact that hang overs still fucking suck but I really can't see how people get addicted to this stuff. Drinking specially doesn't make sense, drinking heightens your emotions and insecurites 10 fold not make you forget them.
>>122177726>>122172077Second post after OP, anon
>>122174507Fuck this was literally me growing up.
>>122175075>>122175096Bruh I still get fucked up with Artax...
>>122172077I like mommy as a calico actually
>>122174999Needs moar cowbell
>>122177755It's different for different people. My dad died of cancer caused by smoking and my uncle from cancer caused by drinking. I didn't get drunk until I was 22, and haven't touched tobacco outside of sharing the occasional blunt with a friend or coworker. When I drink I don't care about my problems. I look into the brown liquor of the shot and think about the pain of the hangover I'll have, but knock it back anyway knowing whatever is on my mind will be washed away by the buzz that becomes my entire world by that forth drink. I focus on the sensations flowing out to the tips of my fingers and toes instead of the day I've had or the dark thoughts of the past I regret and future I dread. I've had five drinks in the past half hour and I'm about to have another to keep me good until I fall asleep. When I have alcohol in the house I can't keep myself away from it, because I know it'll quiet all the voices telling me how pointless it is and how everything when wrong, speaking over them to tell me to enjoy the moment because if this one good second is my entire life it means I have lived well. I redefine the truth, and for one night it gives me reason to stay alive.
>>122172060Every. Single. Thread.
>>122176051There’s a funnier edit where she’s smiling in the last panel
>>122178106This is the first time it's been posted unless you got the archives to prove me dong.
>>122178022>dad got cancer>then he got cancer several more times>and additional complications such as acquired pseudo-haemophilia as a result of his immune system being fucked>he kept smoking until the very end when his doctors told him he was fucked from literally smoking for 40 yearsAll he had to do was put down the death sticks. Lel.
>>122177755To be fair it's better you didn't start till then. People that wine and bitch about age limits on substances and laws prohibiting use of even minor drugs tend to forget that even things like weed have very different effects on developing brains.The entire system is flawed, and the changes people are asking for are flawed too.
>>122177755>heightensDepends how drunk you are.>it's not that addictiveDepends on the person but I think the internet age makes it feel like drinking (and having sex, for that matter) aren't as much of these "dude these are the BEST things ever" that they were for generations without internet and videogames.
>>122175732HR employees aren't actually human, but a species of unusually large rodents. It's legal to kill them provided you do so with poison, traps, or a varmint rifle.
>>122177726>red haired men are tall scots and norwegians>red furred cats are big chonkers
>>122176397Hermione is an actual name, you dolt
>>122178332My dad had actually stopped smoking for three months when he got diagnosed at stage 4 lung cancer and was dead a month later. Ironically he was an alcoholic too and the doctor said his liver looked like he had never taken a drink in his life.
>>122172534Gonna get some mileage out of this one.
>>122178386So is adolf
>>122178386Chonkers is a reddit wordGinger cats aren't big because they are fat, they are just big boysHad a cat 17 pounds and the vet swore he wasn't over weight
>>122178624It's a reddit meme now after they stole from us but that's not the point.
>>122178668oh yeah I forgot diss songs were a thing
>>122175522Why is she mad?It's true.
>>122177624>pleb>Reference homer>edgelord>reference Algieri>Boss>reference Virgil
>>122177624If the Calico cat was holding the penis minecraft statue, maybe.
>>122172087>palicopost your rank
>>122176486In Mexico is illegal to name your kids potentially humiliating names, makes me wonder how many idiots wanted to name their kids "Goku" for the government to even consider passing that law.
>>122174942Since the mom's a nerd, shouldn't she have answered with 'because it was real'?
>>122175345...oh lord help me she has some pudge in the last panel
>>122174696I want to name my son BouphaJust to help him set up jokes
>>122177755Nice gets.Personally, my dad let me try a little bit of alcohol as a kid and I thought it tasted nasty. That was actually enough to put me off it until I was 21.Also, I had to put up with smelling other people's cigarette smoke for several years while our family shared a rental house. I still hate smelling it nowadays.It's much better to actually show kids it's not all that great instead of making it into some kind of forbidden thing which they'll latch onto as a form of rebellion.
>>122172007Have we seen the mom in a swimsuit yet?
>>122173546Ironically the beer part isn't too far off.Most American beer tastes awful.
>>122173546Wait, why does Grandad have a Dad and Family photo on his desk? He should have a photo of him and his wife, maybe young dad too.
>>122181452A. the Grandmom is dead, so he keeps the next best thingB. He's proud of his son and keeps a photo of him nearbyC. He does, but she's just not pictured here because she's not relevant to the joke.
>>122172060Male calicos exist, they are just rare and sterile
>>122181077But it's clearly saying beer tastes great?
>>122174250>not Ducktor Princess
>>122181700Grandad might be a man of taste and buys import.
>>122175556MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN
>>122176031>Also he's Just a kidAnd when his bullshit naturally bites him in the ass, she's one step closer to not having to deal with an immature child anymore.It's a good feeling seeing them grow up, even when it hurts them.
>>122173907Into the oven you go.
>>122174696That's because all the good families don't do that.If you were to account for the parents' income I'm sure the name wouldn't be as big of a factor.
>>122175075Can't help but think of the Fathom Event screening of The Never-Ending Story that had a really interesting short documentary about the film that spoiled the Artax sequence but aired it before the film.
>>122177004You're a fucking idiot man
>>122172816Doesn't even rhyme
>>122172060>male calicos dont existyes and nothe calico gene is tied to having two X chromosomes. a cat that appears outwardly male can be calico if it has a chromosome disorder, specifically XXY>female ginger tabbys dont existthis ones straight up falsetheyre just more rare because for a female, the possibility of being any OTHER coloration is just as high, so they simply have better odds of NOT being ginger tabbys
>>122177004How old do you think the mother is?
>>122178668my niggat. not actually black
>>122174696>Be 8 years old.>Also be Catholic.>First communion.>Part of process involves taking on a confirmation name (basically a second middle name that's based on a saint/apostle/etc.)>Choose Luke, because muh star wars instead of any theological reasoning.>The even bigger problem is that neither of my parents said anything along the lines of "don't be stupid" from what I recall.I mean I never need to use middle names for filling in papers and forms, but it's still one of the many reasons I absolutely despise my childhood self so much.>>122174507What's the reason they all hate cucumber?
>>122182472>What's the reason they all hate cucumber?snek
>>122182472I'd say kid you was pretty cool actually.You choose a normal name who's also based on a great fictional character. I suggest searching "cats reacting to cucumbers", you won't be disappointed
>>122182472>>What's the reason they all hate cucumberIt's just a common myth about cats that they're scared of cucumbers. Cats are actually just autistic and get scared of anything you secretly place behind them, it could be a pineapple or a pear. My cat, for example, used to be scared of the space between the pillow and my couch. Not the pillow itself, the space between it and the couch. If I showed her the pillow nothing would happen, but if I tried to put her in the space between the pillow and the couch she'd freak out and start hissing at me. She got over it, but yeah, cats are weird.
>>122173991dawww>>122172232>>122182251What makes cats so endearing to humans? Was it always like this? Or did they change our brain chemistry somehow throughout the thousands of years hanging around us? So now we find them cute, the feeling that should be reserved for human babies?
>>122182531>Cats are actually just autistic and get scared of anything you secretly place behind them, it could be a pineapple or a pear.Bro you're not thinking with hunter instincts. You'd freak out too if something snuck up behind you. That shit should be impossible, cats got superior hearing. What if it's a snake? In the wild, you need to be quick or you're dead. Just because they live at your home, doesn't mean their ancient programming is gone.
>>122182565Fair enough I suppose, but even so cats are very uncomfortable with change in general even after we domesticated them over a thousand years ago. You'd think they get less weird about it over time. Then again, arguably they domesticated themselves.
Cat mom reminds me of my wife way too much
>>122174696That's great for parents with sense. Somebody's got to be an experienced Dunkin Donuts manager.
>>122182536>>What makes cats so endearing to humansBig eyes and ears, big heads and high-pitched meows. They're like fuzzy babies. Humans love anything that looks like a baby. It's how Disney got so rich in the first place.
>>122172077Couldnt he just admit he didn’t know that calico cats aren’t male when he 1st started the comic?
>>122172316I'm genx, had an Atari and while I don't have kids my friends my age have one around that age, you Americans tend to have kids in your 20s but most people I know had 'em in their mid to late 30s
Damn, I've seen only one or two of these comics.The dad is the best one
>>122172060Male calicos are doomed, not only can’t they breed, they are more likely to get a shit ton of sickness that could ruin their lifes.
>>122175753Shouldn't have named your child Adolf Mussolini then
>>122182773Yeah, but also changing things for realism would be lame
>>122182605Whenever I put on my shoes nowadays I think of this comic. Damnit.
>>122182605Stop dating hairy women.
>>122174265Is that Freddy Freaker?
>>122173177>>122175555Because its the most true shit about being a parent.No joke.
>>122172236Thank you Doctor
>>122174696>>122175732>>122176397>>122181939You guys do know that Hermione is a real name, right?
>>122172595>4:13 on the clockHomestuck never dies.
>>122173177They aren't in order. Hi (OP) and comic guy here. Can't post more comics right now but you are welcome to read them all in https://www.litterboxcomics.com/They also have a Webtoon as well if you are into that shit.Sorry that I can't post more. Got work to do.
More parents need to understand that, barring a handful of Asian kids, most babies are basically marshmellow orcs until they hit 6 months.
>>122184052I'm gonna imagine the little black one looking like that now
>>122174179I feel like this is a reference to something, but I can't remember what
>>122183843Even if it was a real name originally, the connotation of the name towards pop culture evolved to outshine this fact. And its the connotation that matters, not the name itself.People, and more importantly job recruiters, automatically assume this given name was inspired by the Harry Potter franchise. They know exactly FROM WHERE the parents got the name from. This makes them think that the parents were easily impressed by mainstream drivel which then implies that they are uncultured lower class people in which a potential worker is raised badly.This is not some outlandish theory, people in HR literally work on these assumptions daily. They have to weed out potential detritus from thousands of thousands of applications a day so even the slightest sign of a bad social environment is met with the paper shredder.
>>122182773Its also a comic.
>>122182565That's not hunter instincts, it's prey instincts. The wild ancestors of domestic cats weren't much different (unlike dogs) so at their size there's plenty of larger animals that would prey on them (including snakes).
>>122182472Confirmation is until you’re like a late teenager.
>>122177611>>122174418I thought it was Calico Critters. My little sister loved those things.
>>122182160bruh its tiny dancer
>>122184762You mean Tony Danza
>>122172077You’re doing god’s work
>>122184052Personality wise they’re still little shits until there what 2 or 3?
>>122185060There’s a reason Terrible Twos is a phrase. Pushing boundaries is just something that happens as brains develop.
>>122176339now post the original Kidz Bop edition
>>122182472That's not so bad. No one's going to hear "Luke" and assume the person is named after Star Wars.
>both parents are goofballs>oldest kid is still pretty young>kids aren't miniature adultshay it's pretty gud
>>122185060About four it seems. Until then they're either being sweet angels or exploring boundaries through acts of dickery.My niece is about three and a half and is now finally becoming somewhat self-functional. Usually if there is a meltdown it's about trying to see how far she can push until she gets what she wants (which doesn't usually work).For the most part, however, it's a lot of, 'Please' and 'Thank You's' which is all I ask for someone who is three.
This guy is the lone survivor of a litter of 3 after the other two perished in a cold snap. Poor guy is barely three weeks old but he's a complete sweetheart.I need a name befitting of a survivor /co/
>>122177755I was aware of drugs and stayed away from them and all that jazz. didnt drink until I was 20, but when i got my first girlfriend and she had a weird drug fetish and we'd smoke pot like once a month and order ice cream/cookies and fuck like rabbits.Then she left me when my BPD/psychotic depression started to hit me hard in my early 20's. After an aborted suicide attempt, I tried cocaine and was an addict for 4 years.drugs are "fun" but never worth it. If ye must, know the dangers, know your risk factors, and by all means, exercise self-control. I still wouldn't reccommend drugs, and I need to quit my pack a day habit.
>>122172077okay that got me
>>122177755>Drinking specially doesn't make sense, drinking heightens your emotions and insecurites 10 fold not make you forget them.t. doesn't have anxiety issuesif you carry anxiety its amazing the feeling of weight thats lifted when you drink. you loosen up, don't fret as much.Im careful about my alcohol intake but its still unhealthy to drink a handle of vodka the nights I do choose to drink. But I do keep it to special occasions or every other other weekend.Then again I also have polish blood so im basically predisposed to alcholism anyway.
>>122175676Nice you out nerded the mega nerd cats
>>122185060They're completely useless until about 4-5 months.Then fucking adorable until about 1 1/2Then monstrous little shits until they're about 3Then fucking adorable again until they're adolescentsThen they're fucking obnoxious ungrateful pissants until they're in their 20s.My niece just turned 1 and I use every excuse I can come up with to visit my sister and brother-in-law and spend time with the little goober before she hits the terrible twos.
So, what do you think they sound like?I don't know about the other characters but I think the Dad would sound like Kevin Micheal Richardson
>>122172077Redraw the series like this
>>122172236Super Mario Bros had higher resolution than the 3DS
>>122185512Trying for a third?
>>122172595>That time I got into an argument with my Dad and ended up calling him a cunt>Later on he asked me was a really angry enough to call him a cunt when I never ever do>Yes>That's good, it means you're an adult, well done, well done, you little bastard.
>>122185691>Dad, Uncle, and I've played a huge Risk game every Christmas since I was like 7 or 8.>Every game went exactly the same - I try to convince my dad to team up against my uncle and he inevitably stabs me in the back and we both lose>20 - I beat him to the punch and betray him first and end up winning>"You treacherous little shit... I've never been so proud.">bear hugs the shit out of me and the three of us go have a beer togetherParents are fucking weird man. I can't wait to be one.
>>122185234Victor or Sasha
>>122185899Oh man, sometimes I forget how brutal older games used to be with difficulty.
>>122176299It takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.
>>122184733Uhh 8th grade where I was from. That’s like what, 14 tops?
>>122172236This can't be real can it?
>>122182472Luke is a fine name, doesn't matter you chose it because of star wars.It could have just as easily been "Han".
>>122182472Luke is a real name and its pretty common.A bit silly to have starwars in mind when choosing it, but its a name that has meaning aside from it.
>>122186575Why not? Oh you mean the game?Why not? 'Pong' was real.
>>122186702Now 'Jabba' -
>>122179102Implying Mexican officials would have a problem with Goku Ramirez Lopez de la Cruz
>>122186575It's a little exaggerated but go watch some gameplay of Jumpman on youtube.
>>122172007This reminds me of opposite day tradition we had in our school where for one day students from the last grade were appointed as teachers, while actual teachers formed a 0th grade. You can imagine how well they behaved. >>122185234Lil' Carassius
>>122185234Fredrick the Great.
>>122186742>>122186854The game in the comic was photoshopped to look like the daily dose.
>>122174696a yes, I remember a lo of girls were named Khaleesi after GoT. That aged well
>>122186922Yeah, best to wait until a series is over before naming your kid after a character.
>>122187146That comic was photoshopped.It's a reference to this meme:https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/daily-dose-piccolo-dick
>>122185234Epic Gamer Word
Are we still pretending it's not the uggo herself shilling her shit daily
>>122186825This. Survivors are a dying breed.
>>122187479Picture of her irl? They're cute comics and if she had the guts to shill her mommy blog cat comics on 4chan, I'd have respect for that.
>>122187699Dyed red hair and looks like a karen
So, where's /ss/?
>>122187479Even if so who the fuck cares? The comics are good already. If they're making landwhale tumblretards like you seethe that makes them even more based.
As much as I want to fuck the cat mom, have to say these comics are legit good. Plenty good jokes posted in these threads.
>>122173546Beer is disgusting though.
>>122189593duly noted, xkcd.
>>122189372SameI usually just open these threads for catmom but eventually just end up reading and actually enjoying the comic every time
>>122189658>Only one dude in the world hates piss waterEl oh el my man
>>122189572>notherfucker dresses like WEBD>doesn't make his son KybaI am angry
I want catmom to hug me
>>122178295Bullshit. I've seen this same exact discussion in these threads at least twice before. Why does it keep happening over and over? Now that would be a good question Not digging thru archives cause I dont care enough about it, and because youre probably gone. Furthermore Ive found the archives to be missing data more than a few times.... but thats a whole different discussion.
>>122189572>Writing it as "pokeyman"Feels like an extra layer to the joke. Impressive, if intentional.It does kinda make me wonder what kids born after 2010 think of shows from around the 2000s.
>>122188834>It's another episode of anons pretending to know shit about parentingRepeat every day
>>122182472>LukeHe's one of the four writers of the Gospels, you did all right.At least you didn't say Megatron or Darth Vader or something.
>>122190127I never mentioned anything about parenting, you're pulling that from nowhere for no reason.Go take your meds you jealous schizo tumblretard
>>122188088They're way too young. These are fucking toddlers.
>>122190319There's nothing attractive about them and there's no self-insertablity.
>>122190348I could easily self insert as the older one
>>122189572OH God this is me when I'll be a parent.
>>122172534Oh, she has multiple husbands
>>122189949Oh I want her to hug me and lock her legd around me as I'm balls deep missionary style
>>122172681You guys have some retarded humor.
>>122184052Yeah, shoving their soft, squishy head through a vagina will do that.
>>122182605fucking troll ass little cunt.
>>122174347>have the better part of nine whole months to get ready for big responsibility>still have no clueDo parents really?
>>122191416Most parents pretty much just wing it until the kids are in school for most of the day
>>122190226A fan made a “beach episode” with cat mom in a bikini.
>>122191416Trust me anon, even if you spend YEARS prepairing for a kid you still are prepaird for it.
>>122184529That's true love
>>122187176Hahaha! Did it turn anons gay? Look at those fit muscular bodies. And Vegeta's balls is so grabbable
>>122190348>There's nothing attractive about themThey are completelty adorable.You should have said -sexually- attractive
>>122190149Dont gaslight him anonEllipsies away
>>122192698This... Complaining about things like ellipses or exclamation points in 4chan posts is dumb.
>>122191407>cat food on side of bowl isnt eaten Holy shit
>>122178295As a matter of facthttps://boards.fireden.net/co/search/text/calico%20male/
>>122192811um... you're an incel
>>122186922My little sister was originally going to be called Arya (Dad's a book fan), but then went with another name. She dodged a bullet in my book.
>>122192735pretty accurate to anyone whos own a cat
>>122193837My dad's a huge Tolkien nerd and pushed for all of my siblings and I to have Tolkien names (I was almost Samwise, my sister was almost Galadriel, and my brother was almost Beren). Thankfully my mom wasn't having any of that shit.
>>122172236I LOVE THIS DOKTOR
New one. It's about lions.
>>122193929He could have still called you Sam and people would be none the wiser. The trick is to change it up a bit or pick something that could still sound normal.
>>122193894NoFuck coomersI don't want a story about catmom cheating or something badfuck off with that gay shit
>>122194115>het is gayare you ok?
>>122185234Sneed, or Felix
>>122173913>mathDo you also do physic?
>>122193929You remind me of a family in my grade school who, I shit you not, named their kids:>Valar>Thorin>Gandalf>ElrondGranted, they were all named that in the late 90s so I don't think that the parents expected the LOTR films to even be a thing, let alone blow up like they did.Still, I feel bad for those kids god damn
>>122182531My cat gets scared of cucumbers even if you put them right in front of her. So, no, you're wrong. It isn't a myth.
>>122194217anon, the lord of the rings was written before ww2
>>122189542God damn isn't that the truth.
>>122193838Cats don't like pushing their whiskers into deep bowls to eat, that's why. Plus cats have terrible near vision eye-sight which is why they have whiskers in the first place.
>>122194314anon, do you shit in the bushes or use your race to get away with doing retarded things?because i'm not sure what's worse
>>122182773It doesn't matter.
>>122182773*sheCouldn't you just admit you got BTFO'd?
>>122194380ah i see.how's work going? plenty of phone scams this month?
>>122185899What was the good news?
>>122194474>furry milfcome now anon, don't forget where you are
>>122194474Seriously, anonI came for the cat milf lewd before I ended up sticking around and enjoying the actual comicsThis shouldn’t be surprising
>>122194474What was the origin of this?
>>122194298I'm aware, but it wasn't really a mainstream thing until like the early 2000s
>>122194527The good news is he doesn't have to go back to the last save point.
>>122194929>In 1957, The Lord of the Rings was awarded the International Fantasy Award. Despite its numerous detractors, the publication of the Ace Books and Ballantine paperbacks helped The Lord of the Rings become immensely popular in the United States in the 1960s. The book has remained so ever since, ranking as one of the most popular works of fiction of the twentieth century,yeah nah
>>122183843So are names like Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Hinata.What's your point?
>>122195166A naruto is a kind of fishcake often served with ramen.
>>122185234Flossy T. Jones
>>122176397>Mfw I'm naming my son after a cyborg anime pirate and no one will ever know
>>122189824I don't think this comic is set in Alabama
>>122182472>Be me>Be born>Mom wants to name me Elliot>Dad say they shouldn't because ET just came out and people will constantly make references about it to me if the call me that>Decide to name me Luke insteadReal good job guys.
>>122194115Its okay she's clearly giving the fuck me eyes to her husband.
>>122195411You're naming your kid Cutty Flam?
>>122195961Cutty Flam was human, the cyborg is Franky.
>>122182251I've owned 5 gingers and have known more through strays and all were boys. That's it hard for me to see them as girls.They make great cats, btw. They always have a strong personality, for better or worse.
>>122190149Embarrassing. Trying way too hard to fit in. You even picked out le perfect reaction image to go along with your what you intend to be a smug sense of superiority. And its some garbage pepe edit at that. If there's anything that's a """consummate"""" indicator of newfaggotry, it's that. Better luck next time. >Here's a tip- Here's a tip- next time you consider making a post like this, neck yourself. Do everyone a favor. Seriously, what made you think this would be a good post?
>>122172534You could cut out the middle two panels without changing the joke.
>>122193993>I wish I could help, but I don’t really want to?I relate to this.
>>122189036>I want to see all of them getting raped
>>122196135Hey, the right image absolutely MAKES the post. Why otherwise would we hoard gigabytes upon gigabytes of brightly colored dated references?
>>122182472Am I reading this right, are you using your confirmation name as your middle name? I cannot remember what my confirmation name even was.
>>122193993she reminds me of certain cat whore
>>122186453I know its way after first communion. I managed to convince my parents to stop taking me to church before I got confirmed though
>>122172236Time for your daily dose
>>122185060There's also the phrase "three-nager" for 3-4 year olds that develop an attitude or get a bit too clever. My son routinely uses behavioral tricks that we've used back on us. And if you want the trick to keep working, you need to play along.
>>122197329I was halfway through my confirmation class when it hit me that I don't believe in magic and I was just believing because I've just been told to my entire life and no other reason.I told my mom that I didn't want to get confirmed but she said that if I wanted to get married I'd have to go through the class later anyway. I didn't realize she meant married in a catholic church.
>>122186922Those girls are going to have a really fucking hard time in middle school, high school, and when looking for a job.If they are smart, they will legally change their names as soon as they are 18, before filling their very first job or college application.
>>122182565No such thing as animal without fear. Anyone can be startled with an inanimate object, especially if its general look triggers instinctive fear. If you turned around and saw a tiger you'd shit yourself, only figuring out it's a wonky taxidermy 10 seconds later. Hell you'd shit yourself if you turned around and saw a garbage bin you didn't think was there.
>>122172236Valeu, dotôAlso, he included the daily dose reference for (you)s here, didn't he?
>>122174250Dolls are just warhammer for poor people and girls.
>>122197889>2021>paying out the ass for shitty stock minifigs>not cheaply 3d printing great looking custom onesImagine being this retarded.
>>1221836111967973945734856748567548956748548759 FREDDY FRIKKER!
>>122183843So are Zelda, Adora, and Garnet, but I'm going to assume in all three of those cases that you aren't named after your grandmother from the 19th century.
>>122198027Shit you can do on a $200 machine.
>>122198027>Spending hundreds>Cheaper than spending 10 dollars
>>122174999I wish my parents put that much energy into traumatizing me instead of giving me a windows XP laptop and letting me fall down a furry youtube rabbit hole at age 5.
>>122193993Domestic cats are just scaled down lions so she should be used to this from her own guy.
>>122193993so she finally got some more cat friends like she wanted huh
>>122198301If you want to own more than a few tiny minifigs it adds up very quickly.
>>122198325>furry youtube rabbit hole at age 5Did you cum to Majira Strawberry?
>>122198430I mean, in context of the comic. Resin is not a suitable toy for toddlers
>>122198335First of all, housecats are solitary, you dumbfuck.
>>122198457Neither is ABS plastic and yet here we are. If you use your printer to make more than 1 item, it's already worthwhile.
>>122172007This comic makes me want kids. Fuck, bros...
>>122198497But at least buying the toys doesn't expose the child to fumes from printing equipment. And you think the child won'ylt mess with the printers as a zoomer?
>>122198497>>122198541post your models or you're both full of shit and should shut up
>>122184915Motherfucker is basically a shiny
>>122198541Resin printer don't have fumes. Filament printer fumes can smell off-putting but they're not any more hazardous than cooking smoke, that is not at all. That's because they specifically don't sell stuff that's hazardous such as PVC. Your child SHOULD mess with the printer, make 3d models and print them. That's how you stimulate cognitive skills development, and general computer & additive manufacturing skills.
>>122198561Why would I own a half grand dead weight that I don't want to buy?
>>122198679then you're full of shit, shut up and get back on topic
>>122185369Best of luck Anon, glad you are still standing.
>>122198561I mostly use it for practical things though, fixed my car bonnet lock, glove compartment latch, fridge handle, etc.
>>122178332>>122178487My condolences Anon.
Does she lurk?
>>122198463>housecats are solitary,Actually housecats are extremely social. Of course your cat would be a solitary if you have just one, cats are territorial too and won't get along with outsider cats.
>>122198463>Second of all, I like to suck cock.
>>122185234Purrtholomeow Catzimmons von Cuddlestein IV, Esquire.
>>122182472If it makes you feel better, mine's Jude (the saint of lost causes)
>>122189824>WEBDYou best be baiting
>>122201365a little dislexic I'd say
>>122173546imagine getting filtered by bread water
>>122196795>what is timing in a jokeYou never tell any, eh?
>>122194115>Fuck coomersNigga, from whence didst thou stumble that you have found yourself here?
>>122172316i wasn't alive in the late 80s to enjoy the NES but i still played that in the 90s, alongside the SNES.it's not like they stop existing.
>>122182472My dad and his best friend named their kids after each other. His friend's daughter is lucky my dad has unisex name.
>>122193929Samwise = SamGaladriel = GaleBeren = BarryYou guys know you don't HAVE to put your full name on a LOT of things, right? Even on resumes, you can put down your preferred name.
>>122185234CroftIt's short, it's fancy, it sounds good when you yell it, and it's a somewhat hidden reference to a relevant pop culture character.
>>122182472I know that feel. My confirmation name is from an old furfag comic that was popular a decade ago. At least it's also a gospel, could have been worse than Matthew.
>>122182605I completely believe this was based on real events.
>>122186121>wizardry will just straight up kill your entire party>you don't even get to reset the game you have to make an entirely new party to go down and get your stuff back.
>>122198325>wah wah my degenerate fetish is my parents faultMaybe so, but now that you can acknowledge it, it's completely your responsibility
>>122172077the cat mom with no clothes made my penis twitch ever so slightly
>>122178390It is still a very unusual name (unlike Harry or Ron), dumbass.Can you honestly say people would not instantly think the parents are Harry Potterfags the moment the hear it?
Spic here, friendly reminder we have some very nice jewels here:>Bruce Willis (as in First Name: Bruce, Middle Name: Willis)>Por (named after "Por" McCartney)And everyone's favourite:>Usnavi (named after our dear friend the US Navy)
>>122205821So you don't name your kids after dragon ball characters?
>>122205901No, that's for zoomers.Real men here name their kids after Saint Seiya or Captain Tsubasa characters
>>122205821Get on my level, scrub>Vladilen>Mels>Ninel>Tractor
>>122185809haha yeah, I had a dad that was super involved in my life like this too haha I know what that's like lmao to be validated as a man by your father haha too real man
>>122206075Oктябpинa and Иcкpa is pretty cool.
>>122172077Not going to lie, this made me glad my laugh is silent otherwise i might have woken up the neighbors at 4 in the morning.
>>122182773It's a comic, no need for that.[spoilers]also, male calicos DO exist but are incredibly rare
>>122206867and also tend to be sterile
>>122194115But consider: Threesome doujinshi
>>122182773They hated him because he spoke the truth
>>122173546>all these replies about beer tasting awfulGod why is /co/ full of literal children?
>>122207306because most of us are american and beer is low tier alcohol and hard liqueur is the good shitspiced rum is my favorite
>>122207306to be fair anon, i live in the fucking heart of good local bear in Australia, and i assumed i hated beer because i only had toheys and xxxx, but after a few trys of some better stuff i found that beer is good, but CHEAP beer is absolute shit.
>>122207214The only threesom I will accept is one where daddy cat does kage bunshin shadow clone shit. I do admit that I do like a wholesome doujin where the guy is just clones of the person the girl loves and they fuck her brains out until she's a puddle of pleasure and love and ahegao.
>>122207214>tags: foursome, toddlercon
>>122174069Why the breast milkers?
>>122208548Cats are mammals?Maybe the right question is why 2 instead of 6
>>122182472>Being upset because you chose a completely inconspicuous name that nobody could guess the real reasoning behindThis isn't even a problem anon.
>>122194217Þórinn isn't even an unusual name, just slightly foreign.
>>122173546Beer tastes terrible tho?
>>122182472Luke is a fairly common name, and at least you're named after a badass character. If you have a rare name and that one character shows up in a movie/show with that name, and it's an absolute nightmare.
>>122208548some women cannot directly breastfeed methinks
>>122174507Why do American cats are scared of cucumbers so much? All cats I ever meet absolutely loved eating them.
>>122198146I should really get on a 3D printer
>>122182773Aren't usually*It's not 100%. Which means it's fine.
>>122190078Season 1 of pokemon is awesome. I'm not sure exactly when I drop the show, but I recommend up to the first movie.
>>122172236>my daily dose
Are posts that have the word "rape" in it seriously getting deleted? What are we fucking ResetEra now?