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Who is best Steven variant?
Autistic WD Steven > Chad YD Steven > Suave BD Steven > Emotional PD Steven
>>121075984Nephrite Steven raised by corruptions is the best Steven.
>>121075984I really like semi corrupted Steven
>>121075984>Who is best Steven variant?Yellow Steven is a true chadregular Steven is a faggot
I go with blue one. He seems to be a charmer.
>>121075984Stella
>>121075984>Who is best Steven variant?Butch Hartmanverse Steven
>>121076942I like the Saiyan vibes a lot
>>121076184So Greg fucked a monster?
>>121078483Maybe it was semi healed Nephrite
>>121078506Better but not good
>>121077343jesus every time I forget about this picture it just gets worse
>>121076184Didn't even know that this existed,but it's cute as fuckBut that also means that this cute bug is dead,so it's goes back to being the worse one
>>121075984None. SU is fucking BOX
>>121078879>not fucking a bugPathetic
>>121077343What the fuck
>>121079280>BOXIs /tv/ trying to start another thing again?
>>121077343Butch has just gotten so fucking bad at art. Like Jesus fuck. He should just stop.
>>121077343man,even here we got drawfags without names who draw better than him
>>121079411Bug lady is not as good as bug
>>121080673But you don't go to jail because Bug Lady looks vaguely human
>>121080786Bugs aren’t counted under bestiality
>>121080673>>121080786Which one lays her eggs in your stomach?
>>121077343>Pearl's earsButch...
>>121081083Xenomorphs?
>>121075984evil Steven
>>121081801based
>>121081875
Anyone remember Steven Q Caboose I loved that guy
>>121075984the one true Steven
>>121081083I think wasps
>>121078483He fucked a monster the first time
>>121075984Blue Steven: Shoujo mangaYellow Steven: ChadWhite Steven: autismPink Steven: https://youtu.be/TVmCwmC5-kQ
>>121082540>>121075984Greg stuck his dick in the wrong diamond
For me it's Blue Steven
>>121082540I like that movie
>>121079766He was never good in the first place.He just knew how to talk his way into having others do the legwork for him.
>>121077343Interesting idea shitty art.The lineart isn't even that bad but the colors and the useless yellow breaks it down. Butch needs some color theory.But I would like a drawfag to fix this Thanos Steven
>>121082944Like the beard
>>121084695That's part of his hair
>>121082944>>121084768He looks like a sub twink
>>121085658This Blue is def a twink
>>121085748Who made this?
>>121075984Imagine Chad Yellow Steven going through his Chad Future transformation. Just how Chad could he get?
>>121086779He would be a true super sand
>>121085748>Yellow StevenDom>Pink StevenActive>White Stevenpassive>Blue Stevensub
>>121075984Yellow, always. Shame no one can make him a completed comic.
>>121076627Edgy
>>121076627>>121088123I love Steven with monster features
Yellow Steven will get Jenny, who really loves him.
>>121075984For me it's Norven.That was born Steven and became the fusion between Steven and Nora.
>>121089272Eh, I would take Chad Nora
>>121090224Me to
>>121090544>Mr Universe ending with Greg dicking his daughter
>>121088852Yellow Steven hooks up with Jenny? Based. How does that work out?
>>121088852Oh yeah, she was the only one staying in town
>>121088204I really wish it was a slow burn corruption
>>121091886I do too, i think it would have made the whole "becoming your own monster" concept hit harder.
>>121091949Plus scalie stuff
>>121075984god why is our Steven just so awful
>>121092525Because Pink Diamond was a bad person and horrendously incompetent.
>>121092498tfw no scalie Steven bf
>>121086779SSJ3
>>121086779>>121093140
>>121090224Eh, you do you, but a big buff guy with popping rock pecs, 8 feet tall, long d**k, full on testosterone arome giving gim that cocky masculine attitude hiding mommy issue he'll talk you over while crying over the drop of a cap, is much better imho than a thick tall girl
>>121091233Jenny is Yellow Steven's first human crush and friend after he passed his life training himself.So he started to ask her on marriage the first time he saw her, Jenny laughed and then they both laughed.They have been friends since then.
>>121088852Cool, but consider this
>>121082033Lapis! Come back to me! I made you a muffin!
>>121094509Based, guys are funnier to play with, expecially in bed
>>121075984
>>121094509Anon why did you censor dickYou can say that here, this is a christian image board, the only thing you can't say is hand holding>>121094565That's gay.I like it>>121094630PENIS? I mean, STEVEN?
>>121094644It was so detailed I tought they would've removed the post or something.
>>121094644Immagine: you putting your small/medium size dick in his hole to his surprise, while you keep squeezing his juicy pecs that don't get hard just for you to feel some chubb ... then he tightens his butt and block your penis into a deadly grip ... and then he farts a dunghill for revenge
>>121094762Basically he goes from being an helpless bottom to a dom ready to rape you? That's a big character developement, I like it
>>121077343trans garnet trans garnet
>>121084026I can do itfor money
>>121077343>Peridot in the CGsthe only good thing came out from Butch's mess
>>121094900I just now noticed that kek
>>121082033This is an unexpected but welcome crossover and is there more?
>>121095104Show me your art and then we can discuss a price
>>121096140I do commissions making parody stuff, pokemon and mario mostly, some anime, some cartoons
>>121076007That's it, that's the answer. Thread is over.
>>121096278Yes this can work.You have a blog?
>>121096323alexeneka on tumblr (also twitter but both accounts are kinda dead, that said, I'm planning to go full NSFW on twitter so that's why tumblr is probably the better choice)
>>121096323oh yeah, I just remembered from checking it out I actually have SU related art
>>121096378>>121096396Good, so about the fanart?
>>121093459I kinda feel like YD impersonating a Topaz would work better
>>121096706She should be the opposite of said gem nature for giving the feel she is different.BD should be an agate since agates are usually terrying and she is calm and chill
>>121075984White Diamond but Yellow is a close second
>>121075984Wich would you /co/?
>>121076627Its the goffic shit that kills me
>>121085748Yellow Steven has "battle shounen MC" written all over him.
>>121096961White Steven, only because he is the only I find good in this pic
>>121096128There were a few green texts back in the day about Sarge trying to kill blue diamond and calling Garnet a hybrid abomination, but I don’t have any of them
>>121097880Aw that sucks
>>121097175Why?
>>121098465Yeah, and it was a really fun au The idea was that there’s a warp pad near the Blood Gulch and somehow Rose fell for Caboose and had a child with him The rest of the au is the gems having to deal with the Reds and Blues tagging along for their ride, Steven and Doughnut frequently getting mixed up which causes the Reds and Blues to think that Doughnut has superpowers, and the Reds trying to recruit Jasper to the cause of exterminating all blues
>>121097401Would his problem in Future be that he has no one left to fight?
>>121099236>in Future be that he has no one left to fight? Can't Rose's room make people? It would be fun and therapeutic for him to beat the shit of all the gems in there
>>121099569Speaking of Rose's room, that should have been used in Future. Maybe Steven trying to reenact the Connie proposal but this time she says yes and he ends up making himself feel worse because it was all fake?
>>121099716>Maybe Steven trying to reenact the Connie proposal but this time she says yes and he ends up making himself feel worse because it was all fake?That'd be really fucking sad and hilarious.
>>121075984I fucking hate how fan-made comics and AU are unironically more interesting than what the show went with. Even the shitty cringe ones are at least going for something big or world-changing. For a show that is supposed to be very freeing since it lets storyboard artists do whatever they want, its incredibly self-restricting in what it can do with most of the cast and the world.
>>121095781yeah, it's really telling how public perception of people who don't watch it actually thought Peridot was part of the main team. Even Butch fucking Hartman knew she deserved to be on the spotlight, but not Sugar.
>>121099776>I fucking hate how fan-made comics and AU are unironically more interesting than what the show went withI don't think so, the show's fanfictions only works and exists because the show's canon, if they went with any of the Diamond Emperor Steven fics it wouldn't have had any reason to be SU, a show that deals with emotions and not physical strenght>>121099801Sugar's plan for Peridot is to be in the Crystal Gems, just not the temple CGs but the Little Homeworld's CGs with Lapis and Bismuth.
>>121088852Jenny and Steven sounds cute for any AU
>>121099716>>121099735>Steven goes into Rose's room to reenact the proposal>everything is perfect, the moment where Connie says yes is like something out of an overly romanticized movie>they embrace and everything is wonderful>right here they were supposed to fuse into Stevonnie, but since this is cloud Connie nothing happens>the fakeness of everything starts to sink in for Steven>says he wants to stop this>that's too vague so the room doesn't understand and tries to keep going, cloud Connie is asking him what's up>everything still being there as Steven is starting to feel overwhelmed sets him off and he goes pink>"I SAID STOP!">the burst of power causes everything to fade away back into pink clouds>watching Connie dissolve like that due to one of his outbursts causes Steven to panic>"Wait, that's right, she wasn't-">now it hits him even harder than before>"... she wasn't real. None of this was real.">Steven breaks down crying right there
>>121100450And then he fucks Pink in the room
>>121100878Mommy will make everything better.
>>121100024>the show's fanfictions only works and exists because the show's canon,That the show doesn’t do anything with, that’s why they work. If the show was any good I wouldn’t be saying this, but I’ve seen fucking fanfictions that make better redemption arcs than 90% of the stuff they did post season 2 and they were still cringy.
https://img.fireden.net/y/image/1593/55/1593551925849.jpgChoose your Steven.
>>121101580Yellow still has some nice dick sucking lips
>>121101580Yellow
>>121101580Blue Steven, he looks like a cute sub
>>121101580Blue
>>121100450That's perfect, Anon. I really wanted them to explore Steven unhealty obsessions and the possibility of him wanting everyting to be as he wants
>>121102583Thanks, anon!>I really wanted them to explore Steven unhealty obsessions and the possibility of him wanting everyting to be as he wantsSame. That's what i was going for, even when he has his perfect scenario, it doesn't end up how he wants.What would help this idea is if we saw in an earlier episode that Steven learned how to control the room a bit better, so when things don't pan out the way he wants and he gives it too vague of a command it's a little bit of a surprise. It almost looks like there's going to be another Open Book scenario coming up until he goes pinkmode and instantly shuts it down
>>121101036They should date
How are White Pearl and Steven doing these days? Have we met Lapis/Peridot/somebody else?
>>121103795
>>121088852Oh he must tear that ass up
>>121094565Gay
>>121086779Broly
>>121105615it's not gay if he is a reincarnated sexless alien
>>121106429He has a dick
>>121103417>It almost looks like there's going to be another Open Book scenario coming up until he goes pinkmode and instantly shuts it downThat would be good.Even if Steven acts like an adult that knows better than anyone deep inside he is still a boy that always wanted and needed a mother and someone to love as a mate.So I can see him sneeking inside the Pink room while no one is there for trying to live in the perfect world he wants.Like Matrix but with the Bluepill.Steven tries to have his own comfy world because the reality is worse and in this world he has everyone that loves him, Peedee and Connie that loves him and his mommy Rose PD that gives him all the mum love he always wanted.
>>121107727>Steven desperately tries to create his own perfect comfy world>he can't adjust due to his ptsd so something's always "off">he keeps scrapping it and trying again and again and again>as his frustration builds, the simulations are more often than not ended by a pink outburst
>>12110801715/10
Alternatively>Steven makes his own adventures with friends in the room>this is great, this is better than naming plants after them, it's like they never left>they're always here and they always need him, and Steven's always here to help!>this seems to work as a coping mechanism for a little while, as Steven is notably chipper after one of his simulations>eventually he starts nitpicking, as x has gotten over that problem a while back, and y doesn't really feel that way about z and oh god all of this is just serving as a reminder of reality.>but it's okay because this Rose's room and not reality! Things are good because his friends are here and they always need his help and then he'll help and feel great and and->Steven realizes the only way he can feel good is by simulating his friends in various stages of distress>he feels like this makes him a terrible person>after a breakdown, Steven exits Rose's room feeling worse than ever>he loses yet another coping mechanism>>121108261Thanks bro
>>121077343I think I get why Butch's artstyle is so shitDude doesn't sketch first.It might just be me making a conspiracy theory but deadass the sketchy lines and bad proportions look like what happens when I try to draw without sketching and adjusting things first.
>>121108529He's Butch Hartman he doesn't need to sketch
>>121108769I saw that holy shit, I genuinely believe people commission him just to see what dumb shit he'll try to pull off at this point
>>121108017That would be so cool, just imagine him creating this perfect world where everything is ok but when Rose tells him "I love you" he listens that something off in that saying as if it was false and what he wants to heard.So everything crashes and the whole world turns into a glitching nightmare that ends up in the scenes of Pink Diamond's stressful life
>>121109331It's a perfect world where Rose didn't fuck everything up and she's just a nice gemNo matter how many times he tries this scenario, it never feels right. He can't hide from reality. Things anyways go wrong
>>121108426That would have been a nightmare. Steven needing to help being his downfall was the main thing I liked in SUF as a concept. This idea would explore it better as he wants everyone to be how he wants so he can feel good at being a samaritan.And Rose's room would have worked as it's personal Sims game.And then after it gets destroyed by his own mind he tries to realize that people changes and it's good
>>121109799At the end he will accept that his mom was evil and good and in the room he will imagine her as she was.But it's still her mother and he needs love and they will hug together
I missed Momswap threads.Glad they're back.
>>121096961
Fluorite, Paddy and White/Pink Pearl
tell me your momswap ideas and headcanons
>>121110846Your pic-related always was and continues to be my favorite. The Lapis/Peridot/Jasper mom trio is fulfilling to me in ways I cannot describe. I appreciate that while on the surface they seem to cut and replace perfectly with the original crystal gems, their group dynamic is totally different when you think about it. Peridot is the hyper practical but extremely paranoid helicopter mother, Lapis is a bit of a snoozy layabout but seems to have boundless energy to spend on Steven and is hyper defensive of him, and Jasper is the font of tough but real love that canon Steven sorely lacks. Peridot keeps her limb enhancers but uses them as I always sort of imagined she should have, as a tool as opposed to a crutch. She wears them on missions but isn't opposed to taking them off around the temple. Lapis takes Steven on day trips to places, blowing off her responsibilities to hang out with her favorite person. Peridot endlessly hounds her over this, but Jasper is more than capable of soloing most of their missions anyway.Jasper is even worse at talking to humans than Garnet was, people are terrified of her, but she doesn't care. Steven does, I imagine several stories regarding him trying to convince various townies that she isn't as scary as she looks.
>>121110846I saw this Garnet one that looks cute
Did this anon ever come back?
>>121111387Who?
>>121111270>Peridot keeps her limb enhancers but uses them as I always sort of imagined she should have, as a tool as opposed to a crutch. She wears them on missions but isn't opposed to taking them off around the temple. Peridot learning that it's a tool rather than a crutch would be one of her big character development momentsThe moment she ends up able to chill around the temple without them would be very sweet
>>121111782I really like the role Lapis fills in this AU. She's the sort of Amethyst replacement, however, seeing as one of Amethysts' biggest character flaws is her insecurity regarding her relative lack of strength compared to the other members of both her cut and the Crystal Gems, it could go very differently.Lapis is likely the strongest member of their team but is ultimately held back by either a general unwillingness to fight or perhaps some deep-seated guilt regarding her purpose as a terraformer. Much like Amethyst, I could see her taking Steven to a kindergarten to tell him about how she carved this entire structure out of the ground herself, only to be interrupted by Peridot who demands she take Steven home until he is ready. The difference comes from the fact that rather than simply being a byproduct of the kindergarten, she was the cause. Maybe she thinks she's a monster for doing her job, let alone remaining oddly proud of it, just as Amethyst was of her home. Peridot cheers her up after being tossed around mercilessly for a few minutes, reminding her that it's all in the past, and that, as a former kindergartener, she shares that appreciation, and without it, they might not have met to begin with.
>>121075984>blue steven is less of a pussy than pink stevenWhere did it go so wrong
>>121112447It varies from AUs
>>121096396God damn I hated Aquamarine being so fucking shit
>>121084026
>>121113095I just love her voice
>>121111274So both Ruby and Sapphire’s gems or?
>>121099776When has fan made stuff not be more interesting? That’s like the appeal. Taking a world and doing whatever the fuck you want
>>121081801Half the depictions of that are cheap knock offs of a Gravity Falls AU which stole half its concepts from a Daria AU, and the other half are bland grimdark shlock.
>>121081801This is super edgy, but it could actually happen
>>121099801>Even Butch fucking Hartman knew she deserved to be on the spotlight, but not Sugar.You mean that butch Hartman? When did he ever marked about the show?
>>121115941He drew it once>>121077343
>>121101115>That the show doesn’t do anything with, that’s why they work. If the show was any good I wouldn’t be saying this, but I’ve seen fucking fanfictions that make better redemption arcs than 90% of the stuff they did post season 2 and they were still cringy.Many of the fan work isn’t that great, and it wouldn’t exist without the show, the show was/is interesting
>>121103417>>I really wanted them to explore Steven unhealty obsessions and the possibility of him wanting everyting to be as heSo, he is similar to White diamond
>>121109799>It's a perfect world where Rose didn't fuck everything up and she's just a nice gemI like the Rose who fucks up everything, she made the whole rebels to plot threads even after death
>>121110067>hat would have been a nightmare. Steven needing to help being his downfall was the main thing I liked in SUF as a concept. This idea would explore it better as he wants everyone to be how he wants so he can feel good at being a samaritan.Exactly, and it’s more complex than that, being a “fixer” was Steven’s purpose as a persona and as a gem, the gems proceed under the idea they need to have a purpose and if they can’t fulfill it they are “useless” they lose their personahood and the whole point of the rebellion was to get gems to break outside of that toxic mindset.Steven did helped a lot of people but he himself was falling under the mentality of having “a purpose” his while personahood was based on him being a “helper” a “fixer” and once there weren’t more problems to be solved he lose his sense of “personahood” that’s the main problem in Future and it’s very interesting (Sorry if there are grammatical errors, right now it’s 3:00 am and English isn’t my first language)
>>121113178That's amazing Anon, thanks and bless you.Fucking saved.
>>121114075He has both gems on his hands. I wonder how this scene would have played out.
>>121112447His Blue Chad form will not be as badass as Pink Chadven amd that's for sure
>>121115491Evil AU existed since Star Trek dude
>>121115491>which stole half its concepts from a Daria AUWhat?
>>121115973
>>121075984Blue!Steven and Pink!Steven's stories would be more or less the same, Steven hugs the villains and Homeworld is turned into a hippie utopia.Yellow!Steven's story would be somewhat different because without Yellow around to organize and expand the Gempire then it would be a bankrupt clusterfuck on the verge of anarchy. The main villains would be Gem pirates and other criminals looking to loot earth, series ends with Yellow!Steven having to go back to Homeworld and spend decades fixing the economy and putting down rebellions.White!Steven's verse would be unrecognizable, If White didn't want to colonize earth then it wouldn't happen, there would've been no big war on earth and millions of gems would've never gotten shattered, no gem monsters. Humans would've been uplifted to gem level tech, the cultural implications of millions of gems interacting with humans for thousands of yeas would be pretty huge, chances are having a gem friend wouldn't be rare. Ironically White!Steven's show would probably be the most slice of life out of all of them because there just wouldn't be a lot of places for conflict.
>>121112329I'm in love with your headcanon Anon.Having Lapis being the creator of kindergarden in this timeline would be a really great route to take.And Peridot being the gem that always wants the order would go fine with this Lapis, they both know the war was bad but having meet is a consolation.>>121111270Love this too.I always see Jasper as the severe mother that gives the hard side of love when Peridot and Lapis are for the free love.Also Peri keep using the limbs enhancers would be good, that could be the surprise in the Momswap Jailbreak, her being small. But she will keep the limbs as they're helpful or not becuase she wants to touch what she makes.
>>121117537You're right on Blue!Steven being an hippie overlord as BD was at the end of SUF>without Yellow around to organize and expand the Gempire then it would be a bankrupt clusterfuck on the verge of anarchy. The main villains would be Gem pirates and other criminals looking to loot earth, series ends with Yellow!Steven having to go back to Homeworld and spend decades fixing the economy and putting down rebellionsDon't think so.Gems already fucking love WD so much they fear and worship her, the results would be the same as WD would make another gem the great general of the empire.>Humans would've been uplifted to gem level tech, the cultural implications of millions of gems interacting with humans for thousands of yeas would be pretty hugeNice headcanon but no, White!Steven would be the result of an astronaut finding Homeworld and WD wanting a new legacy after PD was revealed to be a failure.Blue Diamond catching a human for her zoo could also be a reason
>>121081946>Women beater Stevenmy favorite Steven.
>>121081946Should she not be dead?
>>121111274This Steven being dark skinned is stupid.Garnet doesn't have DNA and would be just an artificial womb for Greg's sperm like Rose was (that added only the gem to the mixture).So this Steven would still be light skinned but with ruby and sapphire for hand gems
>>121117723I could genuinely talk about this shit for hours. All the little details surrounding how these characters behave together when not written to hate eachother. The show just did all three of them so dirty. Not to mention the potential relationships with Greg and how they differ. I envision Peridots constant disapproval of his lifestyle and example, Jaspers harsh support of him to become a better father and Lapis' potential enjoyment of his company in the face of Greg's apprehension regarding how dangerous she is. I don't really see any of them holding a grudge regarding what happened to Rose. Lapis likely sees Steven as a general improvement, a friend. Peridot is lost without her but practical enough to know beefing with Greg isn't the way forward, and Jasper definitely blames Rose more than anybody. A selfish leader that abandoned her army, but one she sorely misses. And where does Connie fit into all this? Does she just never receive training? Does Jasper train her? Likely she just remains Stevens spooked human friend who he cares about deeply, although Lapis does become increasingly jealous of the time he spends with Connie instead of her.
>>121118612I don’t really know if Jasper or anybody would see the point in training Connie
>>121111270Wait, if Jasper is around to raise Steven, does that mean he’s already pink and buff?
>>121119460I don't think so.Momswap! Jasper doesn't have the same experiences as Our Jasper.But Momswap! Yellow Steven would be more of a fighter. And later would become a pacifist after he realized that words can work as well if not better
>>121119460I'm not sure, it's possible he'd get his powers sooner due to her rather unique form of 'encouragement', but given a lot of his earlier steps were made through self-discovery rather than training it's possible she may actually be detrimental to him initially.What would undoubtedly happen is that as soon as he started showing the potential of his mother, she would begin training him to fight. Connie stops being useful as her job as a knight was solely to uphold Pearl's belief that Steven shouldn't be fighting at all. Jasper does not share this.I don't think the Jasper in this AU would treat Steven like she does in Future, she's tough but he's basically her kid, and she is a Crystal Gem so the normal mentality of 'weak things deserve to die' doesn't really apply seeing as she's already opted to protect life on earth.
>>121119859True, he is more of a enjoying shit powers guy. Jasper’s training in Fragments was more directing the powers that were already there into more offensive things
>>121118595You know, having gems on your hands had to be awkward as fuck. Imagine two huge ass blisters on your palms
>>121118612>I could genuinely talk about this shit for hoursSame. I missed thrse threads so much>Greg's relationshipsAfter reading B-Sides and Yellow Steven from Tapas I would go with it that's basically the gems having a distant relationship with him. Steven passed much of his life away from the gems until he was 13 and so could do gems stuff. The gems simply saw him as a baby and when he made the gems theme song and even during birthdays but for Steven were just the one time aunties.They clearly don't know how to deal with him and so treat him as a fragile creature.>Rose aftermathFor Lapis is Steven's best friend and is as obsessive as Pearl because Steven makes her feel happiness and comfort. Got over Rose and is best friend to Steven like AmethystPeridot is like Steven's lil sis as Amethyst was, but her role is still like Pearl in which she guides and always likes to talk about HW as she misses it.Jasper is like Garnet as the strong mom but like Pearl in her relationship with Rose.The only that always knew Rose was PD.She didn't get over it and still misses Rose more than everyone and she takes care of Steven because it was her Diamond's last wish.>ConnieAssuming we talk about the human friend that for me will be Jenny Pizza for Yellow Steven I would say that they would get trained as Connie was but with less swords and more brawls and planning and tactics (by Peridot) and learn how to use Yellow Agate (YD form) sword and the yellow tiger.But then have a pause because it would be really dangerous.Only in the finale she will fight again.
>>121121273So how is Jenny and Yellow Steven’s thing different from Connie and Pink Steven’s thing
>>121121273I haven't really gone into much of the alternate diamond stuff, although I can tell it's rather popular.
>>121121097>Everytime Steven faps he is rubbing his mothers dead corpses on his dickH-hot?
How would Steven find out his mother is a diamond in the Jasper/Peridot/Lapis AU?
>>121122499Well how would Rose fake the shattering of PD
>>121122499I knew that in the SU artbook there was this thing that could make you see what's in a gem's mind.So I supposed this, Yellow/Blue/White Steven would go inside the gem that knows the secrete (because she wanted to make him know) and see the truth>>121122912Assuming the same happens (Diamond takes form of a low cut gem and fake the shattering) I could see>Blue Diamond as Blue Agate destroys a copy of BD made by Lapis Lazuli with her water powers>Yellow Diamond as Yellow Jade destroys the solid holo copy made by Peridot (in this universe Peridot was made by the time of the War)>White Diamond as White Topaz destroys a copy made by White Pearl shapeshiting power
>>121123590Damn, imagine going into Lapis’ head
>>121121782>>Everytime Steven faps he is rubbing his mothers dead corpses on his dickThat's hot and we would flatten his dick in an erotic way.But I suppose he could also go for knees masturbation if he doesn't want to rub his moms corpses
>>121088204Really would have worked better purple
>>121124205>That's hot and we would flatten his dick in an erotic way.>Garnet Steven looks in the mirror>Time for my 4pm dick flattening!
>>121124548>his Ruby side goes so fast he has no time to enjoy it>his Sapphire side goes so slow he sleeps when he is gonna coom
>>121125185>That time one of his balls got burned and the other got frostbite
>>121125231>that time he coomed so cold it frosted the toilet>that time he coomed so hot it burned the walls and hit Pearl in the face and she poofed for 2 weeks
>>121125185>>121125231It's like jacking off with icyhot
>>121111274I think it should be one gem or it needs a very complex and autistic explanation for it to work. So either Ruby or Sapphire.And imagine the implication of Fat Bastard Greg with a little shortstack midget.
>>121125759>And imagine the implication of Fat Bastard Greg with a little shortstack midget.
>>121125516Lucky Pearl
>>121125858Imagine
>>121119859Basically a badass mom that appears strong and authoritarian to everyone but for Steven she is all mommy and he knows really well her soft and sweet side so he goes with her appearing severe.She really cares.
>>121081875Nice edge
>>121113178Absolutely badass
>>121116279WD would have bent her fingers as tentacles and took of Steven's ruby and sapphire gems
>>121075984Blue Steven kind of looks like Paul McCartney
>>121128138He's more emo kid
>>121121642They're the same as concept of Alien x Townie girl.But Jenny has been Yellow Steven friend since the begin, when he still lived with Greg and always went to have pizza.Jenny didn't know anything about his gem side after a Gem Glow episode made them stay in a bubble together.They're still best friends but now she wants to go in mission with him and Yellow Steven thinks it could be dangerous and so asks Peridot to give her some prosthetic weapons, Jenny will eventually learn how to fight in all the ways from brawl to lasers.(I'm willing to change Jenny with Kiki Pizza if someone makes edits)
>>121128809Nah, I like Jenny for Yellow Steven. More spice
>>121128238is there a white steven posted too?
>>121128809I think Jenny x Momswapped Steven would work if you go by timeline change.Greg had his son with either Blue or Yellow or White Diamond before Our Steven.So this Steven is of the same age as Kiki, Lars, Buck and Sour Cream and Ronaldo.So he has friends of his age (and Onion is the creepy baby)
>>121130378
>>121130964Well that was because Prime Steven is kinda stunted
>>121131134>Can control humans>InsensitiveTRULY IMAGINE
>>121131731So many rapes
>>121131688Maybe the other Stevens would be as well, just a little less so?
>>121075984pink steven is such a beta.blue steven is best in this picture.
>>121131827Maybe, depends on upbringing really
>>121132337
>>121132379
>>121131688Because PD didn't knew many things about herself, if Steven was gonna be birthed by a Diamond that knows everything about it's powers Steven would have been birthed quickly. Like WD would have knew how to shapeshift a fast reproductive system.
>>121132379Curse you OmyChan for getting me hooked on this design only to do nothing with it.
>>121132379I want Yellow Steven to go on a date with me ... and then something else
Curse you even further for baiting me like this!
>>121132794
>>121132790What else, anon?
For me it's this Yellow Steven
>>121133920Why does he look like every tumblr redesign of Dave Strider minus the sunglasses?
>>121134161Because his father is Doug Maheswaran
For me it's Black Steven
>>121135185Can Steven accomplish this with shapeshifting? The cats he grew had different coat colors
>>121135491Yes he could, and as a Diamond he could be able to keep it up for a lifetime.Also Steven's moobs are my fetish and he needed to try to milk himself so he could feel what it would have been like if someone breastfeed him
>>121135641Well that escalated quickly
White Steven CYM
Yellow Steven CYM
>>121075984I really can't fathom the concept of YD fucking a man, or WD fucking anyone
>>121096851Rose Quartz isn't that different from PD
>>121135927thats a shit design>>121135944thats a great design and I want her to step on me
>>121135927Blue and Yellow look retarded >>121135944But this Blue is UNF
Found this artists Yellow Steven AU.It seems to have some weird OCs and some swaps I don't understand (Fluorite as Jasper?) and Steven with a star of David.But Blue Pearl and Yellow Pearl as Pearl and Pink Pearl is good and so the Diamond corruption being a T-Rex.https://heberts-world.tumblr.com/tagged/yellow-diamond-auhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM3s2znARtE
>>121136083Nice T. rex
>>121135944>Mommy BlueNice
>>121135185Is Greg a rapper here
>>121132653Don’t care for this Connie
>>121131134is there one for yellow
>>121138525Right here >>121087381
>>121138373You shouldn't care for any Connie.
We need an orgy of AU Chad Steven forms.Or corrupted forms.
>>121138976What’s Blue Steven’s like
>>121132694Last panel Greg looks like he's going to go make meth in the desert.
>>121139306If Yellow Steven is a T. Rex, Blue Steven is a Axolotl or a giant salamander or something.
>>121139306
>>121139400Or a like Loch Ness or something
>>121139746Actually i don't know if these are alternate Stevens or just the diamonds but eh>>121139754GODDAMN LOCHNESS STEVEN I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY
>>121139781
>>121139746>>121139781>>121139797Kind of reminds me of the monster forms the Psycho Rangers had.
>>121133704Seeing him turning into his chad form, slowly ripping his shirt and fitting barely in his jeans, and then being chocked by his massive muscular legs, military style ... and then more
>>121140626These designs hold a spot in my heart.
>>121135997>Rose Quartz isn't that different from PDBut quartzes in general are for war when PD is for peace>>121135971The old universe charm makes Diamonds reconsider, BD lusted before anyone
>>121136028They're supposed to look retarded.These swaps are if PD had WD's place in the Authority, so her control is making everyone like a little children cartoon in which everything looks funny and harmless as Pink Diamond loves it.You're right on BD being sexy too, the long dress makes her more mommy dom and here she is supposed to control everyone with tears and guilt while she never cries.
>>121135927Creepy
>>121135944Intimidating erotic
>>121142102Huh. Pretty clever
>>121141037Got more of these boys?
>>121143496Nope, only those two images exist using those designs. (to my knowledge)
>>121143527Also are there more Soul Eater!SU images?
>>121143546There is the Crona Spinel AU
>>121143673Is Crona a boy or a girl
So edgy, so fun
>>121143675Neither, pretty sure Crona was left ambiguous the whole time.>>121143673Nice idea.
>>121143756So many confused feelings
>>121143675Yes.
>>121143729Not as edgy as this
>>121139797Should have been more like Ghidorah
>>121144636That's a good as fuck idea.
>>121144165Oh my fucking God.That's like an autistic child idea of ultra hyper god universal powerlevel power fantasy.And I love it.
>>121077343Kinda surprised that this hasn't summoned guy and his awful, awful doodles. I think I might have scared him out of posting those when I compared him to William Utermohlen.
>>121081801Peak Stevo
>>121144636>>121144794Alternate Stevens being different kaiju is a great idea>>121145595Who?
>>121103795>>121104144It just updated. On Patreon. New Fusion by the way.
>>121145769Genuine crazy asshole who simps HARD for John K and Butch Hartman. Sometimes comes out with /pol/ shit, and his doodles are hilariously sloppy. William Utermohlen was an artist who got dementia, but kept drawing self-portraits of himself. The later ones are especially heart-breaking, but the resemblance to guy's scribbles can't be denied.
>>121145769So what about White and Blue?
>>121146023Can you say who it is
>>121146152
>>121146516Kickass. Does that count?
>>121146075>BDMothra>WDSpace Godzilla
>>121146707It fits into how _____s are different from any other kind of Gem and seem to follow their own logic.
>>121146731I would have put White as Mothra just because her cape as the wings would look sick
>>121146876But it doesn't work for the core personality. Mothra works for BD as they both calm in some ways.WD is the fucking emperess as SG is
>>121147146Mothra is the ruler of the monsters though, given Godzilla is the king and she is dominant over him. Mothra’s entire shtick in teamups is also “Everybody shut the fuck up and do what I say” to stop the monsters on team human from fighting each other.
>>121147264Everybody is Mothra. She is protector of the Earth. When killed she splits into two beings. She also shapeshifts into another form to fight. She’s small and fun-loving, shoots eye lasers, sacrifices herself for her children, is graceful and elegant, dwells among tribals, sends her small heralds before appearing, is the only Kaiju who actually seems to eat things, shoots electricity, can force others to feel her thoughts and emotions, is made stronger by love, and so on.
>>121146731I wish we get Space Godzilla in those moves
>>121145595I want to believe you might have chased him away but he'll always be back.
>>121145595Who is William Utermolhen
I like these kind of Stevens
>>121148034check >>121146047
>>121148151Oh that is sad
>>121113178nice
>>121148105Imagine being cucked by all the alternate universe versions of your bf
>>121148105Fusion though
>>121117023Yeah I feel like there was a lot more they could have done with Steven and White
>>121149130I’d rather imagine a four Connie Stevonnie.
>>121147264That means Mothra should be Blue Diamond and WD should be Godzilla.>>121147414So works for PD and BD.But since PD has already the Godzilla then BD needs to be Mothra while White Diamond needs to be Space Godzilla
>>121149573Since we know White was actually mentally ill, stemming from the kind of shit that makes people mutilate themselves or get addicted to surgery in real life, plus her shaping the Gem religion around herself, there was a lot you could do. Or how the only Gems we know she made, Pearls, don’t deplete planets to make and were placed at rock bottom of the ranking of personhood in Homeworld law.
>>121149867Blue never threw White into an explosion for interrupting her. Godzilla is Ghidorah’s rival, nobody dares claim Mothra’s title. The queen rules alone.
>>121149837I still find it weird her name was originally Priyanka
Pink is Biollante pretending to be Gamera. Blue is Kumonga. Yellow is Ghidorah. White is Godzilla. Garnet is Mothra, Pearl is King Kong, Amethyst is Oodako.
>>121150320Pearl is Rodan
>>121101580Yellow > White > Pink > Blue
>>121150026That's not weird at all
>>121149934>Blue never threw White into an explosion for interrupting her.Technically she did when BD and YD tried to stop WD>Godzilla is Ghidorah’s rival, nobody dares claim Mothra’s title. The queen rules alone.Like Blue Diamond on her gems.They're all the gods of their own gems.But WD is the goddess of goddesses, so she would be the most powerful that's either Super Godzilla or SpaceGodzilla
>>121145183It gives me Frieza vibes
>>121149243that treasure trailhow many cock does he have? imagine
>>121149243My ultimate husbando!>>121151597He has 4 cocks and are of 4 different sizes.One micro, one little, one medium, one really big and large.
>>121151597Following Gem rules he’s just a bigger Steven with the physicak differences evened out. Now, start Fusing Steven Fusions and it gets interesting. White Smoky with Yellow Sunstone, Blue Rainbow and Pink Stevonnie, all mixed together with Greg and for a bit of spice throw in a few Jaspers, and see if the result can arm wrestle the Cluster.
>>121135944rain pattern in her sleevesnice
>>121137835implying Greg is even there at all
>>121151792Huh. Pinkverse, White is in charge and the Gems hollow out planets aside from her own Colony which is still whole. I wonder how the other Diamond dom universes would go? Pink covers planets in hostile plant growth that chokes out all life, creating huge pits of organic rot under pressure to become minerals that become Gems? Blue causes immense storms during Colonization that wear away all matter into particulates that are collected to make Gems, leaving planets of frozen sandbars and endless oceans?
>>121151882those seem reasonable theoriesmaybe Yellow induces earth movements and earthquakes that destroy all live and expose rich mineral veins to turn into gems
>>121151882Yellow kills planets quickly and efficiently by drawing all necessary minerals to kindergartens for the best gem output. The rest of the planet crumples besides the materials necessary for its shape to remain.I like your Blue and Pink ideas.
>>121081801Good this design is too good to be fanmade..honestly a better look and ending to what we got.
>>121152117>>121152150These two aren’t mutually exclusive. We already know Yellow was mining asteroids in Pinkverse, so the techniques could be applied to planets in her Dia-dom universe.
>>121152150>>121152304>>121151882I love all of these ideas. I like it when diamondswap AUs switch the roles of the diamonds too
>>121152353What motivations would Yellow and Blue have to try and save Greg from the destruction of Earth? Would the Human Zoo remain a space station? Would the Zoomans still have been bred for big mouths and ears?
>>121081801Why in the hair?
>>121152548Because that’s the universe where Steven joins Bismuth as the Gem equivalent of Jason Voorheuss.
>>121152427Blueverse>Pink Diamond steals Greg but initially doesn't know about his past with Blue>Pink regularly keeps collectables from doomed planets but since Blue died on earth, earth has the most>in the Human Zoo Pink regularly quizzes new inductees about any current human knowledge about Blue and Blue is regarded as a fallen goddess among the natives >Yellow allows the zoo to exist because it serves as a good outlet for Pink's follies. She doesn't know that earth things are there, if she did it's all getting blasted Yellowverse>White Diamond steals Greg simply because every hundred years or so the Human Zoo needs fresh blood>Human Zoo is used to breed humans and other terrestrial animals for the Great War reenactment Blue makes Homeworld do every 500 years in remembrance of Yellow>Blue basically re-traumatizes herself during every rendition Whiteverse>Yellow Diamond steals Greg >she abducts humans and other living things from earth every so often to make Pink happy and calm the tantrums >she and Blue keep hundreds of zoos from many doomed worlds but the Human Zoo is the most divisive between them because Pink has a soft spot for humans yet hates earth for taking White
>>121152571Reminds me of this one fic where they go together on the trip
>>121153110Its definitely Stefan, but I’m having a hard time picturing why Pearl would be put into Steven and Peridot’s fanfic.
>>121152427>What motivations would Yellow and Blue have to try and save Greg from the destruction of Earth? For me it's that they saw a human singing songs that they liked, for the first time in their lives they didn't just heard music, they listened to it as he spoke to them with a van in their heart.In both AUs they decided to spare earth because it was Pink Diamond's failure and wanted to teach her a lesson by occuping it till her time to come again>Would the Human Zoo remain a space station? Yes, it's PD last memories of earth>Would the Zoomans still have been bred for big mouths and ears?They don't look that different from any Lars or ears less child like Onion so they would have still been breed like thay>>121152961These ideas are pretty much how I can see it happening without making the Diamonds OOC for AU rules.Great work.I very like the BD one and would make Blue Steven grow up in a place where everyone worships his mother and so would suffer from thinking to not be of her same caliber.But after meeting the Diamonds he would realize that Blue mom wasn't that much of an infallible goddess but a human with sadness issues like him, and that would make him able to be his own person and help gems and humans to a new era of peace.In SUF he would be happy and help gems with the cloud as BD in SUF
Fluorite Steven
>>121089272Your Norven>shitty tumblr haircut with hairdye>not thicc>clearly the artist's fetish but they're not allowed to be openly sexual lest they get dogpiled by those formerly on their sideThis Norven>no dangerhair>thicc>embraces the deviancyI think we know who's better.
>>121153715Does she also do truck stops?
>>121153232They needed a maternal figure
>>121153715Sexual isn't not wearing much clothes and being a slut, is how you wear them and show yourself. This Norven >>121089272 wears more than your Nora but they have some nice shapes too. Muscles and thicc. Isn't that good too?
I was thinking about Diamond alts and thought White probably wouldn’t bother trying to hide. She’d come to Earth to humiliate Pink, get sidetracked with humans and end up walking around as an eleven foot tall CEO of a corporation who owns every politician in the US, still calling herself White Diamond and claiming to be an alien. Which nobody would question given Alexandrite can walk around Beach City and nobody cares.
>>121154784Then I realized that’s almost certainly where Chekhov is taking White Pearl & Steven.
>>121154732>>121090224I still prefer this one for muscles
>>121076184What’s this from?
This was never finished by chapters 3 and 5 of Golden Universe Gaiden by Squish13 is kino. YD says goodbye to Yellow Pearl and PD (who she knows is Rose) after deciding to give up her physical form. Throughout the story Yellow goes from cold to tsundere to commanding but open and honest about loving Greg.
There is a rather large amount of AU Stevens
>>121155218There is a copypasta of /co/-approved AU comics.
>>121154806Sounds good to me
>>121152353I've always thought Blue Steve should have hair like a young Ronnie James Dio or maybe Danny Avidan leave you eceleb opinions on /v/ I'm just trying to conjure a mental image hereLongfrizzy, covering the eyes maybe.
>>121155358I can’t wait to see it. I really, REALLY hope he uses the Steven’s Pass pun regarding where White’s ship went down.
>>121154784During the rebelliom WD would have came herself in the fields and show everygem that Rose was PD.Then White Diamond would have stayed on earth for trying to understand Pink obsession for it, and thought was the possibility to control the humans, but after meeting Greg she will understand is about the wonder of humanity>>121155143>Golden Universe Gaiden by Squish1Tell me something about it so I know if it's worth reading
>>121087063>>White Steven>passivedid you miss all of white diamond's characterization?control freak, perfectionist and emotionally abusive?
>>121155446If we are using parallels then Steven shows all of his mother’s strengths and none of her weaknesses, becoming a far better person as he learns of her personal failings, until he has an emotional breakdown trying to advance into adulthood without a grand destiny and feeling like his status in life is conditional to his usefulness to others whereupon he accidentally makes many of her same mistakes in a short period of time.
>>121155596I wish chekov would leave his fetish for polygamy and other alphabet trash out of this AU.
>>121155652But then it wouldn’t be true Steven Universe. Also, poly is the only thing saving us from relationship triangle trash.
>>121155405It's a collection of side stories to the main one Yellow Steven AU. Here's an excerpt. Read if below interests you. >Waves crashed against scattered rocks as a lone plateau stood at the center of it all. A golden figure sat on its edge, watching the sun’s path across the sky’s expanse. A single hand rested atop her swollen belly, slowly stroking it with her thumb. She didn’t have to do this, but deep down, she felt there was nothing else she had to offer.>The sound of a warp stole the gem from her thoughts, and the voice which spoke was one that was all too familiar. “There you are. Everyone was worried when you just disappeared like that.”>“Ironic, considering whose mouth this is coming from.” Said Yellow. “And what do those Crystal Gems of yours think about me again, Pink?”>“It’s Rose now.”>“It is, isn’t it?”>A tense moment of silence hung between them, broken by a sharp exhale of defeat by Rose as she moved to take a seat next to Yellow. “Thank you for keeping my secret, by the way.” She paused, glancing toward the other in hope that she had elicited some sort of reaction. But Yellow kept her gaze fixed over the ocean. “It wasn’t easy, you know. But you gave me no choice. If someone had just listened sooner then-”>“Then we wouldn’t be having this conversation right now.” Yellow spoke up. “Would we?”
>>121155652Is Steven/Connie happening in it?
>>121155718Looks like it.
>>121155871Good. Gay Steven is fine, but his only existing options are Peedee or Kevin and I’m so not onboard for either.
>>121155936I’m okay with Kevin
>>121153283I really feel like all Steven should have had a sword
>>121155446>>121155596Did you miss White Diamond in SUF?That slut is being a mental whore for all the gems that asks
>>121157105Cluster Steven?
>>121157160>Cluster Steven?Greg cums on the ground or did he dig a very deep hole first?
>>121155218That Dragon Steven looks cool >>121155706That's interesting, by the look of it seems I will read some pages but I don't think I'll keep it
>>121157160There is a cluster Steven
>>121157377Freaky
>>121157377
>>121157160>>121157377>>121157394Why did you have to remind me?
>>121157394
What about Yellow Connie?
Everything i have interest in just DIES
>>121157403Oh yeah the artist is sick
>>121157464Hey they have autoimmune and EDS, give them a break
>>121157160I think this was a cluster Steven too, or at least he has something to do with the mutants
>>121157518Sauce please?
>>121157518>>121157531Don't recall
>>121157477>>121157510I know I know, it's just that every AU I've read just stops with the exception of White Steven.
>>121157558Fair enough
>>121157549Also the twitter might not be up anymore, a few Stevenfuckers went missing
>>121157531>>121157549One click of the google button was all it took.https://twitter.com/NaughtyDemonn_/status/1261395500781142016
>>121157575bulge
>>121157575Yeah, I think they’re reinforcing that rule thing
Monster worm BD>>121157595Well shit there ya go>>121157605That and idiots harass them
>>121157623Ooh worm
>>121077343Based
>>121155308where is it? i want it
>>121157731Reminds me of Urameshi
>>121157731I wonder if that anon that commissioned this is still around.
>>121155308Where
>>121157781Probably, no one ever leaves this hellhole
>That Mahmapuu comic with the Alt Spinelsboner times fifty
>>121158444Which one?
>>121158199It's true. The damn show's been over for almost a year and we're still hereI'm glad though because i love threads like this. You can't spell comfy without /co/ and the threads here have a comfiness i haven't been able to find anywhere else. Love you guys <3
>>121158638Yeah, I love you guys too
>>121158638>The damn show's been over for almost a year
>>121159083Meh, happens to everybody I guess. Who knows? It might come back one day.
>>121159083It feels weird that it's about about to be March again right?>>121159139Between Rebecca saying she's not done and the continuing trend of reviving franchises it's absolutely coming back. I think the comics are still running anyway?
>>121159412Well yeah but they take place like before Future, so I’m just kinda waiting around for long neck Steven to show up
>>121159422Me too. especially since a Stevenfucker works on it, or at least did some covers
>>121158451the one where the Spinels and Stevens swing
>>121159506I don’t know, they might have to retire it I guess as Steven Universe Future
>>121159555Oh that sounds like a good one
AU Stevens using their powers>>121160168Hey, if we get at least one with neck Steven i'll be happy
>>121160418White’s hive mind thing must get weird
>>121160467Wouldn't he be another Kilgrave eventually? As "good" as he may be the guy can control both humans and gems against their will. That would lead to some dark implications or situations.
>>121160670I think it might be more complicated than that considering his movements would be copied
>>121155218all of these conceived by intellectually impaired chimpanzees, apparently
>>121157463I don’t see the appeal desu
>>121161334I thought they were nice
>>121157718>>121158176https://pastebin.com/pc6603vV
>>121094517Sounds cute AF
Everyone in this thread deserves to die a slow, cruel death.
>>121162158I bet you dodo you like AU Undertale Sans, as well?
>>121163272I never got into Undertale
>>121163140what is life if not slowly dying each day?
>>121163295then by any means necessary, do NOT check out any AU version of Sansyou may end up liking it in the way only Undertale fans know how to, by being completely obsessed with it and taking over your personality and identity
>>121163330Well now I kinda wanna
>>121163297>>121163272
>>121161348I think it's a cool way to make the momswap without Steven. Yellow Connie could add something that Steven doesn't have like the gem dork side of things.
Just posting some Yellow Connie
And Yellow Priyanka that implies Doug murdercocked her
>>121157463>>121163470>>121164743I've seen blue Connie too
>>121157463It takes my favorite Diamond and puts it in the worst character.
>>121165017>>121164903What about Blue Connie then?
>>121165228Indifferent I guess?
>>121165228>Doug murdercocked BD>Blue Diamond went after indian cockMy fetish
>>121165800That Lars scares me
Since we talk about different momswaps what about different kids?Here's the Diamond Kids.
>>121165814>>121165820Lars father was a kind of permissive dad, he would have let his son get drunk and asshole