Come to bed /co/
No thanks I prefer sleeping with my wife
Of course desu
>>120272812Let's make some blue haired babies
>>120272838Your wife is a lesbian
>>120272812marie's the kind if bitch who sleeps with no bedframe
>>120272871A lesbian for this dick
>>120272812NO! I will stay up and continue playing TF2. Gaming leaves no time for simping.
>>120272931>going to bed with your significant other is simping
>>120273014Yes. What part of that didn't you understand? Also Marie sucks in general.
>>120272812You're not the boss of me
>>120272812no thanks, Im fine here
>>120272812Not now I’m watching cartoons for little kids
>>120272812How the hell did you fit a king-size bed in a tailer?
>>120273901It's bigger on the inside.
Do tomboys really like nerds?
>>120274355It doesn't matter what they like. Somebody needs to have the confidence to initiate a relationship and tomboys typically lack confidence in their attractiveness just like nerds - plus a fair amount of "tomboys" have always been lesbians, probably way way more now that lesbianism has become so much more socially acceptable.
>>120272838tfw no crosseyed rock gf...
>>120274595>tfw no crosseyed rock gf...I want a Padparadscha and Eyeball ruby, nerdy garnet crosseyed fusion now.
>BLUI seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>120274643what strange foreign language is this?
>>120272812You have bedbugs, Marie.
>>120274749What's wrong with it?
>>120274540>plus a fair amount of "tomboys" have always been lesbians,Don't say such lies.
>>120274355Of coarse they do!
Why? May ain't there.
>>120274595>tfw you'll never make Garnet do the cutest three eyed ahegao and fall asleep with her strong arms and thighs wrapped around you
>>120274796Sorry brio. If it makes you feel any better I don't personally believe that totally exclusive homosexuality exists. Also it's pretty easy to tell the difference between straight ones and gay ones even from 20 yards away.
emoc ereh yenoh
>>120272812TOOTHPASTE BITCH HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT
>>120275089Heard of, yes.
>>120273132OMG SECRET NAZI!
No thank you, everyone knows that tomboys are just defective girls that need to be returned to the factory for calibration
>>120276521Mary is more of a punk than a tomboy though.
>>120274355Yes but I like to peg them.
>>120276521>defective girls that need to be returned to the factory for calibrationStepfordization/feminization of tomboys is my fetish.
everyone here are degenerate perverts and i love you all very much
>haven’t had sex since 2019>broke up with ex over a dumb dispute>want to meet new women but corona is fucking everything up>Want pussy but not enough to fucking die or kill my friends and family forWe’re living in the worst timeline right now
>>120277423I find that answer vague and unconvincing.
>>120277466Sucks for you, I found ten buck on my walk home today
>>120272812But Graveth is about to give me my first castle in MnB.
>>120277466Sex is not everything anon
>>120277584not that anon, but it is something.
>>120277584You're probably not doing it right
I'm not interested in sleeping with random women, let alone underage ones thanks.
>>120277756Anon, it’s been over two decades, she’s legal by now.
>>120277584Asexual female hands wrote this
>>120274749I believe it's called stage 3 cancer.
>>120277466Yeah ha ha. I haven’t had sex either...in a while that is ha ha. I mean, what kind of loser doesn’t lose his virginity before hitting 25 hahaha...
>>120277466>one year without sexYou are like little baby
>>120277765>it’s been over two decadesWhich means she's been too old for one and a half.
>>120274355Yes but they don't like you
marie has a hairy penis
>>120275058How do you tell them apart?Sorry, worded my question wrong on my last post.
>>120277466You're not gonna get Rona if you fuck one bitch dude. Not to mention low chance of it killing you anyways.
>>120277868I'm 24 and only had sex once, does that count
>>120276561You what?They're aren't that macho to begin with. And you further emasculate them by poppin their black cherry?Is making bitch boys how you get off anon??
>>120277466Get over yourself, faggot, get a hobby.
>>120277584Based and living life how it was meant to be livedpilled.