He wouldn'tCarl and Hank would be getting into fist fights all the time.
>"Uh, Carl, I'm not usually one to pry into someone else's business, but as block captain it is my responsibility to inform you that we've all been hearing a lot of...perverted noises from your house.">"Heh heh, yeah, I got the Girls Paradise Triple-X box set last week! Eighteen hours straight of girl on girl, baby!">"Uh, yeah. Listen, Carl, there are kids in this neighborhood, so could you maybe...y'know, keep it down?"
>>120263780Carl would be the penultimate evil to ever intrude upon Hanks world. But thats the joke really, in any other show Carl would be the bad guy instead of being trapped in a hellscape
Not too well. Here in Texas, we hate wops.
>>120263780Basically like the episode with the Super Bowl winner
>>120263780>"Hey hey hey, Hankman! I see you grillin over dare, throw one on for me I'm almost finished up in here!"
>>120263780Carl doesn't do shit unless you bother him, so he'll be still as miserable but at least he'll not die.
>>120263895>What, you gay?
>>120265685>"What?! No, I sell propane!">"Look, Hankman, I get what you're saying, but this is MY house, and I'm gonna watch whatever I want in it, so I'd appreciate it if you minded your own friggin' business."
>>120263780He'd be like Kahn but worse. A minor nuisance that sometimes gets out of hand. Only thing is, Carl has fewer redeeming qualities. Season 9 and earlier, I could see him getting with Luann just so Hank has to deal with Carl's bullshit all the time. He'd be a different flavor from Lucky, that's for sure. Post-season 9 he'd be a one-shot villain who goes away and is forgotten after his episode is done.
>>120263780I get the feeling Carl and Bill would bond over there mutual loneliness. Or at least Bill would be an easy target for his new "best friend."
>>120265929>It’s a Carl frames Bill for a crime episode
He's a jersey dirtbag, but as far as I know he gets in trouble with the cops often at strip clubs but doesn't really annoy any of his other neighbors. I'd say he'd hang out with Buck and Hank would get stuck doing something work related with him.
Carl doesn't go out of his way to bother people. Him and Strickland might really get along.
>>120263780Hank would hate him on every level. But damn, would he be funny in that setting.
>Neighbors who mostly keep to themselves and maintain their propertyIt'd be heaven compared to where he's at. That being said, he'd get along with nobody. Maybe be a bad influence on Bill, but that's it.
Is the situation him moving there after dealing with the Aqua teens? If so I could see him loving it at first but getting bored. I could see him asking each of the neighbors if they’re building a time travel device, giant robot, or a soda that never looses its fizz but gives you atomic burps and Dale thinking he’s a government spy sent to spy on him
>>120267713>Tries to use Bobby as a Meatwad replacement
>>120263780Hank would threaten to kick his ass after he makes passes at Luann and Peggy. There's a slight chance that Hank initially mistakes Carl for a masculine role model due to his interest in women and Bobby ends up following Carl's example until Hank realizes his mistake.Kahn might leave if he has to put up with Carl, he's already unhappy with Hank and his neighbors for being "hillbillies" but Carl is waaay more depraved, dirty, and poor than Hank is.Dale would think Carl is a plant and spy on him, he would obtain nothing but videos of Carl jerking it all day and conclude that it's an elaborate ritual to contact aliens. Carl probably makes passes at Nancy and influences Joseph to become even worse.Bill would try to get close to Carl, hoping to drown out his sadness with booze and porn. This lasts until Carl decides he's a sad sack getting in the way of his TV time and prostitutes.All in all, Carl would probably bother the people around him more than they would bother him. He doesn't give a shit about what others think about him, so unless Hank figures out a way to remove him from the neighborhood he'll probably stick around forever, dragging the property values down with his trash.
>>120268041Carl always kept a well maintained lawn though, which puts his property values a step above the time Kahn turned into a redneck. The paint on his house is spotty but Hank would probably offer to fix it for free which Carl would take advantage of.
>>120268041Is Carl poor? He seems to have money to spare and we never see him work.
>>120263780Carl is actually funny. Hank isn't. I really hate King of the Hill.
>>120268244Carl probably isn't poor I would say, he just spends on what's important to him, namely his tv, his car, his lawn, and call girls. It's stated he makes all of his money off of counterfeit sports merchandise.He would just be poor (in Kahn's eyes) compared to Hank. Kahn would perceive him as living a low class lifestyle and Kahn already has a pretty low opinion of his neighbors class as it is.
>>120265883>Carl x LuanneSounds great
>Everyone in the neighborhood starts to realize that Carl and Bill are essentially the same person with different temperaments. >Kahn makes some snide remark over his shoulder that he thinks Carl will just brush off like Bill does. Later he finds his tires slashed. >Dale makes a joke at Carl’s expense and spends the rest of the episode in fear because Carl is threatening to kick his ass. >Peggy acts like a brainiac trying to put Carl in his place, Carl just does that shoulder shrug laugh then fairs his nostrils and calls her a bitch. >Carl hits on every woman in the neighborhood, Luanne comes close to getting grabbed. >Carl makes Bobby and Joseph buy him beer.
>>120268185carl getting hank to do more and more work on his house is a fun easy plotline. living next to hank and company would be pretty sweet. khan got his pool for nothing.
>>120268391Carl also has his fingers in several illegal operations. He knows people in jersey.
>>120268859Yeah, his cousin’s in the mafia
>>120263895>>120265685>>120265776... I can't breathe lol>>120268563Luanne likes guys who have fitness and hair>>120268041I can totally see that Bobby story. Also, Carl DOES have contact with Aliens. Should Dale be the only one to ever see that happen or should it just not happen anymore now that Carl is in Texas?The Carl games Bill for selling counterfeit sports merch is a funny story too. Why does KotH have such endless potential
>>120265005Carl is Polish, you dumbass
>>120268563>Aye, you! The boobs with the blonde hair! You like pools? I got a pool in the back. You can stop by this afternoon and practice your breast stroke hehehe. But don't come after 5 cause I'm gonna get loaded and watch the game. And don't bring that Chinese immigrant girl down the street over neither. Your jerk off cousin tried that and my pool reeks of onions sauce or whatever day eat over there.
>>120269094It might be funny to pull a bait and switch on the audience >Dale gets audio recordings of Carl yelling at the friggin' aliens to stop beaming into his living room while he's trying to jack off>we see Ignignokt and Err's ship zooming around in the background in multiple scenes>Dale starts talking about little green men to whoever will listen>Hank flatly does not believe it, neither do the rest of the guys>Dale finally gets video recordings>It's two women in green bodypaint doing alien roleplay with Carl>Dale is still convinced >He takes his evidence to the only ones who believe him>It's Ignignokt and Err wearing groucho marx glasses take the DVDs promising to investigate them for extraterrestrial activity>Dale says that he never thought Tunisians could be trusted before today>Ignignokt tosses the DVDs out of his ship which then slice through Carl's car and explode before the credits roll>>120269489this is perfect
>>120268041I think Carl would end up fucking Deedee now that Cotton's dead and Hank would have to deal with Carl making him call him "Daddy" and mooching off him.>It's not Carl anymore Hankman. From now on, you call me "daddy," like you're stepmom called me last night hahahehehe. I'll be over for dinner around 6, tell your wife to put my seat at the end of the table closest to the toilet and facing the alley. I want to keep an eye on 2wicked incase that Mexican family you got livin next door tries to steal my pina colada air freshener.
>>120268371same, its fucking boring
>>120270376Carl will be a great stepdad
>>120268371To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand King of the Hill. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of propane and propane accessories most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Bill's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike King of the Hill truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Hank's existencial catchphrase "That boy ain't right," which itself is a cryptic reference to Kaczmarek's English epic Malcolm in the Middle. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mike Judge's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a pocket sand tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>120263895>He's the son I wish I had
>>120263895Is Carl a charcoal man?
>>120273571Carl is a deep fry man.
Pure villain, he'd be despised. Carl wouldn't do shit for his neighbors. He'd tell Dale immediately about Joseph. However creepy Peggy and Mihn think Bill is, they'd be twice as scared of Carl. They'd hate his car because of its tasteless graphics.
>>120263780Hank kicks his ass.
>>120273571Carl's a microwave guy
>>120270376>HEY GAS-MAN, YOU CALL ME DADDY NOW. I'LL TREAT YOU GOOD. HERE'S SOME ALLOWANCE. DONT SPEND IT ALL ON ONE BROAD. AWRIIGHT.
>>120273571He's a "trash can fire in the backyard" kind of guy, if he does want to grill something and not just nuke it until it's growing eyes
>Carl winds up getting a job at Strickland, merely because he met Buck at a strip joint and Buck drunkenly hired him as "muscle in case Joe Jack dies for any reason".>Carl doesn't do anything, instead mostly daydrinking with Buck, hustling at strip clubs, and only returning to the office to pick up money from the safe to continue their drinking.>He also hits on Donna and any female employee there, in a much more tasteless way then Buck would ever do.>Hank is, of course, furious that Buck would hire Carl, and is even more furious when he discovers Carl is selling the propane off to his cousins in the Mafia and pocketing the cash.>The only reason Carl leaves is when he finds out Buck has been passing off 2 Wycked as his own car to pick up chicks from Kid Rock concerts and in a rage beats Buck up outside of Sugarfoots. >Not before Carl makes a scene at Sugarfoots after several pitchers of beer and a constant flow of fried food causes him to hurl insults and threats at Cowboys fans who demean the New York Giants in front of him.>Hank is later aghast when he discovers Strickland Propane is charged with multiple delinquent bills for phone sex hotlines and pornographic websites.
>>120268391I think Carl was also an ex elevator repairman. Those probably pay decent amounts.
>>120263895>>120265685>>120265776I can hear it. I can see it. I'm watching it right now.
>>120268041>dragging the property values down with his trash.He manages to keep a perfect yard honestly. Hank would still be impressed by that even after turning sour on having Carl as a neighbor.
>>120277616Yeah but he also naps on his lawn chair naked ass out
>>120271787Yeah, but Hank's got back up....
>>120277728I don’t see anyone but maybe Bill working out. Boomhauer is a Texas Ranger but you know, that has like never helped out before
>>120264956He’s not that bad
>>120278618Carl going through puberty
>>120277630In the privacy of his backyard. He only took a shit in the front yard because frylock told him he'd be invisible while exposed.
Reading this thread, it's honestly a shame KOTH didn't have a character like Carl whose just a complete piece of shit in an entertaining way. Lucky was close but he occupied this blindspot in Hank's world and no one really interacted with him.
>>120268041>Kahn might leave if he has to put up with Carl, he's already unhappy with Hank and his neighborsThis is proven false. Kahn is literally tsundere for Hank and Minh would have banged Hank if it wasn't for Peggy.
>>120273571>Is Carl a charcoal man?ATHF uses propane. I could have sworn there was an episode with Carl's silver grill sitting behind his pool and it was propane too.
>>120280273My favourite thing about Carl was his phone calls with his mother
>>120280273I mean there's bill but he's not entertaining, just annoying and sad
>>120271787>>120277728>>120277787I don't realky get that everyone seems to think Carl would kick Hank's ass. Hank has literally kicked ass on multiple occasions. I doubt anything Carl would do would rise to that level. Carl has only ever gotten into a slap fight that I'm aware of and even if Carl punched Hank, I'm sure Hank would just take it and proceed as normal - unless you think Carl can punch harder than NFL defensive lineman Willie Lane.Now Peggy on the other hand... She might absolutely clean Carl's clock.
>>120282334>Hank has literally kicked ass on multiple occasions.Not really. He's mostly bark and not bite. He just kicked Jimmy Wichard's ass, an acupuncturist and a doctor's asses for humorous effects. And if you want to stretch it he kept pushing that archaeologist into a hole.
>>120277235sounds about right
>>120282334Carl unironically looks in better shape than Willie. Or at least less fat
>>120284051yeah but Willie is a former nfl linebacker, some that fat is probably muscle
>>120284732Doubt since his whole thing is being a slob who lives in the past and thinks he’s still shit because of a ring
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>>120282334Carl fights dirty. If Hank isn't on his guard he could get a shot to the grapes.
>>120282574>He's mostly bark and not biteYou mean Carl? Because how many assess has he kicked on screen vs Hank's four top? Like I said Hank wouldn't even fight with him he'd just call the cops but Peggy has fists like frozen turkeys>>120284051>>120284763I'm guessing you've never encountered any former pro athletes.
>>120285988>You mean Carl? Because how many assess has he kicked on screen vs Hank's four top?No, I meant Hank.