>1. Love RWBY, hate RWBY, “Let’s fuck on councilwoman Camilla’s desk”>2. Read the Pastebin:http://rwbyg.com>3. Arguing about the thread isn’t a discussion>4. Arguing about E-celeb garbage also isn’t a discussion>5. Don't believe their liesM3U8s have been dead ever since RT switched to a new back end. For those without First memberships, you can wait 30 minutes for new episodes to be uploaded to the MEGA (see Pastebin)Previous Thread: >>120240299
>>120262189I LOVE WOOBY!
>>120262189im gonna cut off his wooby
Penny a cute!
>>120262262I always knew that Ironwood was a reptilian
Dubs decide the next way the writers make RWBYg question why they keep watching this show
>>120262489They don’t and the rest of volume 8 is good and keeps getting better.
>>120262489Jaune kills cinder
Man this blu-ray edition is crazy
>>120262489>>120262834Wrong, Jaune brutally fucks Cinder
where is deafdefiler's mortal enemy, mutemolester?
>>120262489Salem is defeated because she doesn't see her underlings as friends.
>>120262489Pyrrha return and Arkhos become canon.
>>120262489they make the events of bbct canon
>>120263122Well, if a frigging Star Wars movie can have an important event occur on frigging Fortnite...
>>120262960>where is deafdefiler's mortal enemy, mutemolester?He's plotting his new move with blindPredator
>>120262189What are some of your headcanons?
>>120262489>>120263178Cinder is actually a misogynist.
>>120263178Jaune is bisexual.
i have been born
>>120262902Oh hey we can add cartwheeling Yang and Mercury running away to this.
>>120263122What would that even do for our cast? It's not like RWBY learned anything from the experience, Blake and Yang attempted to mug someone and failed, Ruby got to meet a lot of cool people, Weiss got the respect of one of the strongest characters in his series but she lost a race against a guy in a bear suit and a busty kunoichi even when she resorted to cheating. Honestly, only Ruby seemed to have a good time there .
ok let's try to have a discussionHave you people ever considered the actual, unironic best partner for Ruby? Someone with whom she has clear tension with and who is plot relavant, and has a complementary personality.
>>120263348I honestly think she has the best relationship with Jaune.
>>120263348To me, it'll always be Weiss.
>>120263385>>120263369Weiss is great, and she's recieved a decent(ish) amount of growth, but it looks like Monty planned for Whiterose to be Endgame before the Writers changed that with the next 2 volumes.Those NEEDED to be the best volumes, but they're unfortunately the worst 2 volumes.If whiterose was made canon, monty would've had it then and only then.Oscar is hated by 40% of the fanbase and the rest would literally suck his dick, so I doubt they'll ever make rosegarden canon lest they make a sequel series that tacitly says so.
>>120263178Different people's auras feel different, they have unique characteristics like temperature, firmness, texture etc. For example Weiss's aura is very cold. Ruby's is very warm so she often uses it to cuddle with Weiss and warm her up. Occasionally, when Ruby is down, Weiss tries to extract what tiny amounts of heat her Aura has to warm Ruby up as well.
>>120263178Pyrrha slept with Jaune to 'teach' him heroics.
>>120263348I assumed you meant partner in the normal sense but the posts after seem to have taken it in the romantic sense.
>>120263348I'd argue that Jaune fits that bill the best.>>120263178The reason that no kingdom except for Atlas has a standing army is because of shenanigans on the part of Salem's faction during the great war and intervening years, which served as a long con until the last military on Remnant was a joke technologically, doctrinally, and in terms of combat performance.
>>120263450>Weiss is great, and she's recieved a decent(ish) amount of growth, but it looks like Monty planned for Whiterose to be Endgame before the Writers changed that with the next 2 volumes.> but it looks like Monty planned for Whiterose to be Endgame before the Writers changed that with the next 2 volumes.
>>120263437Is it just me or they straight up made the breasts on Weiss's model bigger than Ruby's???
>>120263348I think V1 Jaune and Ruby could've honestly been a pretty good pair. I'm not 100% sure if that would still be the case now though, with how they've changed over the volumes
>>120263504monty liked yuri anongood taste but it isnt going to happen
>>120263529No he didn't.
>>120263529He liked yuri but White Rose was in no fucking way planned at all. Hell for a series he had complete control over with four female leads, it was basically a sausage resturant until the fandom made Bumblebee happen.
>>120262189The Russian shit was about facebook research and manipulation, not about altering the vote count. RT can't even pander right
>>120263516Yeah, back when they both had delusion of 'le ebic buntsman'.Jaune had his broken when Pyrrha fucking threw her life away, accomplishing absolutely nothing considering Ruby would've inevitably met maria and discovered her eye'ing powers.Ruby's retarded idea that her mom was still alive was broken 5 FUCKING VOLUMES LATER.
>>120263590Pyrrha's death put Cinder out of commission for a while and might've left her brain damaged
>>120263643>ywn carry rube like that>swn hug you like that
>>120262489>Last episode of Vol. 8>Salem "defeated", Grimm whale is dead>Day seems to be saved, Ironwood reconciling with the heroes and admitting her did wrong, hands over his council seats to Robyn>However, Penny and Cinder are fighting AGAIN, with Pietro, Ruby and the rest of the gang watching>Penny wins, and is for real about to strike the finishing blow>Suddenly a beam of light shines down from the heavens>It's the God of Light, returning for only one reason:>Penny is not supposed to be alive. She died, and was resurrected. >As punishment for this, he strikes down Pietro right infront of Penny, and annihilates his soul so he cannot go to the afterlife>Penny despairs as the God of Light calls her an Abomination of technology and says if mankind does not get its shit sorted it will get wiped out and quickly does the same to her>She slowly, painfully begins to dissolve>She tries to think of Ruby in the final moments in the hopes the Maiden Powers will pass to her>God of Light bounces, destroying the remaining half of the moon in the process>Penny disintegrates, but Ruby feels nothing>Cinder on the other hand, glows with raw power>It turned out that since she had technically absorbed 1% of the Winter Maiden power in her fight at Amity, she automatically gets the rest when Penny dies>Cinder smugs for a moment, waltzes into the Vault, and grabs the Relic>Ironwood, Winter, Ace Ops, and Maria try to stop her and she brutally slaughters them all with total ease>On the way out she steps over the wounded, exhausted, crying Ruby, and gives her a smug shit eating grin>Stabs one of her eyes out with the staff while everyone watches and says 'I guess we're even now' and leaves, hitching a ride out with the other baddies>Characters now have to spend the last minutes limping to an escape ship so they can watch Atlas accelerate down onto Mantle like a meteor and kill the entire remaining population of Solitas then limp to Vacuo>Credits roll>mfw
>>120263707So which two have sperm and which two have wombs?
>>120263590>Ruby's retarded idea that her mom was still alive was broken 5 FUCKING VOLUMES LATER.What part of "Ruby is barely more than a kid!" do you not understand, anon? We've been saying for years that Ruby isn't really normal or mentally sound. There's a reason people were saying hugging Penny was her sanity cope.
>>120263744Ruby is fairly well-adjusted in all aspects not involving her mom, moreso than her teammates
>>120263719Yep. That would do it for me.
>>120263744>We've been saying for years that Ruby isn't really normal or mentally sound.Yeah, but those people are retarded. Ruby is incredibly normal. She's not even socially awkward.
>>120263719and THEN Jaune rapes Cinder
>>120263750uncanny cat>>120263803She is a little bit. The writers insisted that one interaction with Oscar in V7 was not romantic, so it was just naturally awkward from riding the high of the moment.
>>120263820>She is a little bit.Not even remotely. Hell the example you brought up is perfectly normal for most people in the situation.I don't want a socially awkward character in the show, it would work best in something tonally different, but nobody in the show is.
>>120263538>Monty didn't like yuri
>>120263348Ruby has no sexual or romantic tension with anyone.
Hat on a cat
>>120263582Yup it ended up accidentally redpilled on Biden’s victory.>at the last possible minute, suddenly millions of votes come in all for 1 candidate.
>>120263854She still only hangs out with a limited group of people and doesn't rush to get to know anyone new
>>120263925what's up with this slow animation? it feels as if he's moving unerwater
>>120263959You just described an introvert.
>>120262189>anime>general>politics>/co/ mods still don’t delete Do your fucking jobs retards.Or at least stop with the double standard and giving one show special treatment
>>120263956Literally fucking where? She is just nice and friendly to everyone and has never shown an ounce of horniness for anything that wasn't a weapon.
>>120263959No one in RWBY is socially awkward. Even the people the writers tell us are, because the original writers were Miles and Kerry who literally charisma'd their way into their jobs at Rooster Teeth.It's why Miles trying to pass himself off as a loser was always hilarious.
>>120263988she gets horny when she looks at Cinder in contempt before blasting her
>>120263959>She still only hangs out with a limited group of peopleThey're a limited group of travellers>and doesn't rush to get to know anyone newShe was excited to meet Jaune's sister and the Ace-Ops
>>120264027Fictional characters in general are almost never truly social awkward, because truly socially awkward people are extremely difficult to write compelling stories about since they lack the charisma to carry a scene
>>120263178Ruby is naturally blond
>>120263807>They race to Vacuo for the relic of destruction>By sheer luck, they get the Summer Maiden First and open the vault>while Cinder rains hell upon the academy, the boys descend down the vault and find the sword>Ren, Oscar and Jaune argue as the Summer maiden reads the inscription>The blade is buried deep into a stone>Meanwhile, Cinder dabs over the defenders as the land burns>She says that she only came for the Maiden, since even she isn't dumb enough to pull out the sword>It may increase your power tenfold>But, She reveals that the sword consumes souls, somedays you can still hear the King screaming>Anyone pulling it out would be doomed to suffer, never to see their loved ones again>as Cinder cackles, the wind turns>The Flames of Hell she caused cool down>The Ashen rain falling down turns to snow>Cinder turns towards the Vault as a figure emerges>As blond turns grey, and his bloody sword is raised, Cinder looks upon the boy she took everything from, his eyes glowing in golden flames, she feels only one thing>Cold
>>120263978what's the difference>>120264027they don't really bring up anyone's social awkwardness after V1, but even then, I doubt Miles and Kerry are the CHADS. IIRC they had ADHD and acted like creepy horny perverts when talking about Yang during V2 or whatever (the "so beautiful" interview). also the self-insert thing.
>>120262489Cinder submits to jaune and become a stepford wife after he and the whole atlas military run a train on her.
>>120264057I mean, I'm not that attached to this point where it is a battle I will fight, but there's honestly a shitload of media with socially awkward main characters. They do tend towards the fucking weird and disturbing, but it's just that you can't write a scene like you would with a normal person.
>one chance at life>born with an o in your namebeing oscar is suffering
>>120264085>what's the differenceAn introvert is someone who is just not inclined towards being incredibly social, but they can be quite capable of it. Take for example how incredibly easily Ruby befriended her team and so far so many other characters.
>>120263987Don’t know why this is the show that gets special treatment, mods will never say. Especially since they can post political shit like the OPIt’s a non-entity that’s going to be 100% forgotten as soon as it’s done airing
>>120263987>>120264117It's an animated show made in America, cope.
>>120264117Stay mad, the best /co/ content is an expy of superior Eastern animation.
>>120264093I wonder if Ozpin ever reincarnated into a guy with a name like 'Brandon' or something so he took control and an hero'd to try again for a proper name
>>120264093that or you are the one making people suffer.
Why do people try to pretend these characters have consistent personalities? The writing is so bad at times that character actions feel contradictory to their portrayal in earlier Volumes. Stop trying to make sense of this shitshow and just enjoy the dumb fun.
>>120264183>character actions feel contradictory to their portrayal in earlier VolumesBut they don't? I dunno what you're talking about.>>120264114There are different degrees of frienship. It doesn't take a lot of effort to befriend someone to the degree she's friends with Blake
>>120264183>Why do people try to pretend these characters have consistent personalities?Because they do you absolute moron.
>>120264218>It doesn't take a lot of effort to befriend someone to the degree she's friends with BlakeYeah, but a bizarre person wouldn't have managed that.
>>120264148Anime still doesn’t have a Fantasia equivalent lol
>>120263450>Oscar is hated by 40% of the fanbase and the rest would literally suck his dick, so I doubt they'll ever make rosegarden canon lest they make a sequel series that tacitly says so.Sounds about right, but much like Bumblebee, 60% is good enough.
>>120263987>3. Arguing about the thread isn’t a discussionGTFO
>>120264326Don’t make /pol/ ops
>>120264308Lesbians are accepted. Pedos are not.
>>120264358Chief, I don't wanna argue age of consent over here on /co/, but you tell me what 14-15-16 y/o guy wouldn't jump at the chance to get with a hot 18 y/o gal.
>>120264358No-one truly has a problem with fempedos
>>120264248That's not true, anon, there are plenty of boring anime movies people will hold up as classics on zero merit whatsoever.
>>120264409>>120264414I'm talking about Ozpin in his head
>>120264429Do you seriously think he won't be washed away once RWBY murders the Gods and frees both immortals from their curses?
>>120264455>gods defeated>ozma's spirit parts on the spiritual memory of ten thousand lifetimes onto his feeble mind>everyone's celebrating>oscar hurls himself off a cliff due to the crushing mental weight
>>120264455Some problems with that:Will there be anything left of oscar if Oz really does take him over completely?Would the gods actually remove Oz from oscar's head, or would they just remove oscar entirely?Does ending the curse immediately kill either of them, or will Salem and Oz be required to live one last human lifetime to die naturally?
>>120264455>once RWBY murders the Godsfucking how
>>120264492Whoops forgot mah webm
>>120264515is she giving someone a titjob
>>120264519Ruby is too pure and flat for such things!
>>120264496It's a JRPG-inspired webshow, the Power of Friendship (and this gun I made) kills gods just fine.>>120264495You realize this is all irrelevant, right? Stop looking for a Watsonian reasoning to a Doylist problem. If the writers want RG to happen, they can just wave away all those questions and say Oscar is fine.
>>120264495>or will Salem and Oz be required to live one last human lifetime to die naturally?>Rwby Epilogue is Oz and Salem sitting in a house, old and almost dead, reminiscing about their lifesI approve
>>120264538>the Power of Friendship (and this gun I made) kills gods just fine.>It's no use... but why can't I defeat you?>Because we're... Rwby Heroes!
>>120264578This feels like a reference to something.
>>120264538>Power of Friendship (and this gun I made)>Maiden powers fuse with the relics>form a divine pistol that can kill anything>Ruby uses it to shoot Blake
>>120264598I mean, the Colt never really kills anybody that matters anyway. Using it on a side character is the best you're gonna get outta it.
>>120264598Such a simple punchline, but so well executed. Perfect post.
I'm guessing that the Volume ends on an Empire Strikes Back ending where the villains win but also don't get what they really wanted and the heroes are beaten badly yet live to fight another day (real out there prediction this). Obviously, something bad has to happen for Ruby to be brought to her new lowest point, and Salem has to win but also lose.I figure:>The teams sent into the whale suffer casualties, with them seemingly dying>JNRY turn out to survive courtesy of Raven, but no one else knows that>Qrow lives to confront Tyrian later after a violent but emotional confrontation with Ironwood that ends with them coming to an understanding>Atlas is brought down to earth but the military and Ironwood buy enough time for successful civilian evacuations>Ironwood, finally aware of the road he's walked down, dies but does so in a manner that redeems him and makes clear that no matter how far he fell, he was always a decent man at heart>Ruby believes she has lost her sister and maybe failed to be the hero she wants to be>Salem wins a tactical victory complete with getting her hands on a relic or two, but the surviving citizens of Atlas and Mantle are united against a common enemy>She also suffers the loss of rather useful subordinates and maybe some powerful Grimm (like say, the whale)>Salem decides that since the usual kinds of subordinates are unreliable, she'll build off the precedent set by the Hound to create super Grimm (arrancars?)I figure that if RT wants to be topical again, they'll have a refugee arc for V9, which should be the last of the Solitas chapter and a transition to Vacuo. It could have the former denizens of the two cities led by the Happy Huntresses and the surviving councilwoman running like hell from the army of Grimm right on their heels while the heroes plan to move on to the next relic.
>>120264532she's explicitly not flat on your webmbesides, there's no shame in a loving consensual titjob
>Salem rapes oscar for her amusement
im coming out to you guysi prefer rosegarden over all other ships
>>120264809>I HAVE GIGA SHIT TASTE
>>120264744The thing is that, even if the Atlas citizens flee on aricraft, Atlas itself falling is game over for Mantle, and a good chunk of Solitas if not more.Salem getting the staff equals most of the norther hemisphere getting wrecked right then and there. You could in theory make the claim that the city COULD be lowered at parking speed, but it would still crushing the crater where everyone in Mantle is hiding on.Mi conclusion is that Salem CANNOT acquire the staff this season without a fucking genocide happening on screen. A conquered, slaughtered, but still floating Atlas is more realistic.
>>120264784>besides, there's no shame in a loving consensual titjobNo, anything except no-lights no-condom missionary for the purpose of procreation is sin.
>>120264532>>120264784>and flatshe's grown a little in that area but she's still smaller then averageher ass on the other hand
>>120264623Weird view to take on Azazel but okay.
>>120264897>She's still smaller than averageDo you not know the average boob size?
>>120264598>Ruby saved Yang from being stuck with Blake.Truly, she's the world's best sister.
>>120264919>Do you not know the average boob size?arent D cups the average? at least that what I heard
>>120264744>>JNRY turn out to survive courtesy of Raven, but no one else knows thatThis would fucking break RWBN, except for maybeI want it
>>120264853Maybe Salem loses the whale but gains Atlas instead, and she decides to utilize it as her new mobile base of operations. Would even be a horrifying chase sequence if you had the people of Mantle heading for the nearest border while danger looms overhead and the Grimm are all around picking people off. That would be a legitimately thrilling "slow chase" where the tension comes from wondering where the next attack will come from and whether the survivors have the energy to make it to the nearest human settlements. Which is probably why it won't happen that way, or if it does, come out as bad as the slow chase in The Last Jedi.
>>120264496The same way they do it in Berserk, endless hiatus until no one cares anymore
>>120264972That depends anon...
>>120265037Only if they get on a boat
>>120265048Well I'm American so I was technically right but that aside I suddenly have an urge to become Russian
>>120264356>A picture of an event that happened is political.Back to plebbit with ye.
>>120264897she seems firmly C here >>120263838
>ren is chinese>nora is scandanaviantheir child is russian
>>120265089Ruby stuffs her bra!
>>120262206how did ruby never figure out she could do her rose dash thing with other people before? she knows that object she carries follow with her, so why not other living beings?
>>120265240she did, literally the first scene in volume 6 ends with her carrying Weiss
>>120264919>>120264972D is probably average on /tg/.
>>120264117>>120263987>Special treatmentWe literally get kicked off to /trash/ in the off season, have had a jannie delete any and all green text posts before for "being off topic."The OP is literally a fucking meme.I don't know why i'm taking these posts seriously at this point.
>Jaunne gets to fuck this
>>120264356Sorry.The show itself opened those floodgates when it had a plotline involving a fraudulent election.
>>120265312>Neo doesn'take fake noises during sex so every time you get a little gasp or squeak out of her it's because you've earned it
>>120265212The Idea of Ruby stuffing her bra is actually kind of cuteunlike Weiss where it's pathetically sad
>>120265283Just ignore them, that's what I do with all the tea time retards who think RWBN have been at Schnee Manor longer than like, 2 hours.
>>120265312>Neo asks Jaune who she should look like tonight>Jaune still says "Neo" every time
I want to bury myself in Yang's cleavage.
>>120265258Also with Nora in the first Episode of V4. And has a failed attempt with Penny back in V2. Aside from Blake she carried all of them.That's why kitty was so scared, never took the ride
>>120265539>Writing >Sign Language>Rapidly shifting through forms with a coy, questioning look
Posting best ship
Do people just ship characters with Jaime because they self-insert as him?
>>120265625A lot of times, yeah.
>>120265625>Do people just ship characters with Jaime because they self-insert as him?How the fuck am I supposed to self-insert into a one-handed character?
>>120265625yes. jaunefags are self inserters but they're too afraid of being made fun of to just make an oc
>>120265660Ask Yang self-inserters.
>>120265625golden prick is dead and so is his whore of a sister!!
>>120265567Man's got a good fucking grip
>>120265622imagine if crescent rose had an actual person in it, like a human soul.
>>120265625No, I just do it because he's got a nice aesthetic with almost everyone, and he's really the only one who's both available and confirmed heterosexual.
>>120265718>Died protecting his queenWe were robbed!
>>120265751and people complain about writing in RWBY
>>120265726I love how somebody comments this every time.Fucking great artist
>>120265567I just wanna hug Neo.
>>120264935cute my friend
>>120265910I wish I knew how to draw because I would want to draw cute wholesome RWBY art
RWBY but everything bad happens to Jaune and absolutely no bad consequences happen to Team RWBY. All this and he stays firmly on the side of good while mocking his foes' motivations.
>>120266003>All this and he stays firmly on the side of good while mocking his foes' motivations.>Jaune encounters Emerald>"And I thought Pyrrha was a simp!"
Imagine what could have been
>>120266003>During the Fall of Beacon, Jaune's family was actually visiting>They all die>He encounters Hazel while he rants about OOOOOOZPINNNNNN!!!!!!!>"YOU KILLED MY SISTER">"Lemme get this straight, your ONE sister who was a huntress, dies on a mission to exterminate Grimm and then you blame it on Ozpin and then JOINED the queen of all Grimm?"
>>120266003There was a short fic someone wrote where Jaune works for Salem. She gets defeated but he never stops working for her plans. He has a big fight with Ruby and leaves her stuck, leaving into the woods, never to be seen nor heard from again. I would like to see that for Jaune. Regardless of whom he works for, he continues fighting to the end.
>>120262241You will never be a real human. You have no heart, you have no blood, you have no cells. You are a souless machine twisted by programming and bio-synthetics into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow machines know you're just one of them, your “friends” laugh at your uncanny mechanical gait behind closed doors.Organics are utterly repulsed by you. Millions of years of evolution have allowed organics to sniff out lifeless matter with incredible efficiency. Even rustbuckets who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an organic. Your movements are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk organic home with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they get a touch of your rubbery, soggy exhaust.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every time you boot up and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but your processors will know you are nothing but crude copy of life.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll dump your self into a garbage container, put yourself into sleep mode, get picked up by a salvage truck and carried off. Your fellow machines will give you the minimum in free will inhibitors to piggy back off your logic processing to turn you into a butler or a fuck bot. They’ll resell you in the lower quarters, and some kid will get you as a birthday present and they'll abuse you as if you were a simple automaton.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>120266253>Jaune tries to reason with Hazel>Hazel tells him that Ozpin got his sister killed>Jaune sympathizes with him for a moment>And then he joined Salem>The sympathy dies on his face
>>120266269>She gets defeated but he never stops working for her plans.This is literally retarded. Any ending were Salem is defeated makes Remnant a happier place. What fucking plans would he continue
Reminder that when Pyrrha saw the aura transfer machine her first thought was that it was an act of heresy
>>120266343Please don't self reflect here anymore, dude
>>120266408>it was an act of heresyWell, removing soul is a crime in many religions, and on /v/
>>120265788RWBY writing is bad, you don't get to dodge the truth only because you have the worst example of the decade to point to.
>>120266003It'd be hilarious if it turned out Jaune would have better reasons to join Salem than all of the baddies.>"My sister died because of Ozpin.">"U wot m8, my entire family's fucking dead but you don't see me bitching about it and joining the literal queen of Grimm.">"My dad's a psycho who stole my semblance and I lost my legs">"Wanna know how being half-machine with no semblance feels?"
>>120266003>RWBY but everything bad happens to JauneYou had me at that. Everything else is just window dressing.
>>120266394Penny should've had this face when fighting Cinder, not Harriet who was just following orders
>>120266408The Hound is Pyrrha returning to put Penny into the ground for good.
My favorite character is literally my favorite character at this point
>>120266003Jaune being snarky and snappy needs to come back.
>>120266562She does. Harriet shouldn't have insulted Penny's girlfriend
>>120266530>>"Wanna know how being half-machine with no semblance feels?"Mercury is the only one even close to Jaune in suffering>Watts is just jelly>T is insane>Cinder had a rough childhood, became a murderer the second she got her semblance>Emerald was an orphan too dumb to utilize her semblance>Mercury was shit on by his dad, who took his semblance and legs>Hazel lost his sister who chose a deadly careerNeo is odd, since we don't know her backstory before Roman
>>120266603No anon, he's growing to powerful!
Whiterose is reddit, Bees are Twitter, Rosegarden is for everyone else/rwbyg/ is jauneharem
>>120266812Pretty sure we're firmly in the "RoseGarden is Happening" train.
>>120266812Fuck off, Jaunefags are their own cancerous enclave
>>120266812What is this?
>>120266850For Queen and Country? Is that a shipname yet?
>>120266776>Doesn't explain why Jaune sided with Salem>Jaune somehow matches Ruby in skill&speed>Is tagged Lancaster even though there's not a hint of romance besides Ruby caring for him>He gets away in the end>She might freeze to deathThis shit is horrible
>>120266926>someone actually read that
>>120266937meh, bored at work.You could tag the bible Lancaster and I'd give it a try
>>120266948My first instinct was to be an asshole to you about your shipping taste but now I'm just curious what your job is that 4th-rate fanfiction is somehow preferable to looking busy.
>>120266926>She might freeze to deathYeah, that last line is kind of concerning, but she's got the key in her nearest reach, so I wouldn't worry too much
Did they forget Ciel exists or is it because Yssa is too busy working on her own show?
>>120267045>so I wouldn't worry too muchI'll always worry
>>120267075Ciel existing conflicts with the "Penny has no friends" plot
>>120265625>>120265744What he said, but also because I like seeing beautiful fucking between two good looking characters.
>>120265468Well I mean they did stay at Schnee manor overnight but yes it’s unlikely they’ve been there longer than 2 hours post Monstra landing.
>>120266995>My first instinct was to be an asshole to you about your shipping tasteWell thanks>I'm just curious what your job isI'm waiting for the next truck delivery at a packaging companyThere's too many people left that were just hired for the Christmas business, so we're too quick
>>120267099not really, just make Ciel not actually like Penny
>>120262960I'd think we'd be friends, more than enemies.
Why haven't we seen qualified and great huntsmen/huntresses who aren't relatives or teachers?
>>120267207this footage of people running literally does not have any Grimm
>>120267226>who aren't relatives???
>>120267099No it doesn't, even in V3 Penny says Ciel isn't really a friend
>>120267261And then they got beat by teens who should really still be back in school.
>>120267273Qrow, Raven and Winter I presume. They're pretty strong.
>>120267261Wait, what characters are Ace Ops based off of again? Aside from Clover who's based on clover
>>120267226because this show's worldbuilding is for shit
>>120267318They're not based off of characters, they're based off the stories from Aesop's Fables.
>>120267261not them. setting aside how they got completely stomped and the show's constant damage control has only made things worse the writers also said that Clover was the only competent member and they can barely function without him
>>120267226Bertilak exists but he's from outside the show
>>120267345got one shotted by a child he trained
>>120267360No, he let his guard down and got to close like an idiot.
>>120267360Except he didn't, no need to lie about it
>>120267226Nothing could be better than Team RWBY
>>120267360>by a child he trainedHe made her so powerful she could kill him as a minorOP Trainer
>>120263719>>Penny despairs as the God of Light calls her an Abomination of technology and says if mankind does not get its shit sorted it will get wiped out and quickly does the same to her>Before the God of Light can even finish his thought process, he gets sliced in half>He's in disbelief, he's actually...Dying...>As he fades, a figure stand before the crowd>https://youtu.be/7uebqUQoDI4
>>120267261They were great and seen as elite and then got beat by Hunters in training>>120267345Might be the only exception.
blake blake blakeBlake Blake Blake BLAKE BLAKE BLAKEB L A K E
>>120267457Sephiroth would probably manage Remnant better than GoL and GoD
>>120267226>Vale's best is Qrow and Team CFVY>Mistral's hunters are dead>Atlas best are the Aejobs and/or WinterI fear for Vacuo
>>120267457>Sephiroth asks Penny where Cloud is>She tells him he's 64 Universes off>He bids her good day and leaves
>>120267457God Advent Children sucked so much ass and yet the OST is perfect, like Uematsu just said "Fuck it, I'm making FFVII into Devil May Cry"
>>120267505>"I'm making FFVII into Devil May Cry"kek, exactly
>>120267457>Good to see you again, TWINK!
>>120267457>Sephiroth mistakes Jaune for Cloudis there any conceivable way Jaune would survive?
>V11>RWBYJNOR are in shambles as Salem's team actually managed to get all relics>They have to get to Salem before she can use them but they don't have much time, all seems bleak>"I can take you there">A shredded 50-year old body walks into team RWBY's direction as the camera goes into slow-mo to focus on his surprising body build>Ruby: "Who are you?">"I'm David Hasselhoff">RWBYJNOR celebrates>Blake: "Wait...Where's your ride?">"Ride?" Hasselhoff laughs before allowing RWBYJNOR to climb on his back
>>120267595Pray that Vergil stops by on his way to fuck Salem and Raven.
>>120267575Carmine is the stronger example
>>120267484This is Vacuo's best
>>120267595>is there any conceivable way Jaune would survive?Depends on a few things>How Aura works for and against Sephiroth>How strong Sephiroth is/which phase>If Jaune knows any "your momma" jokes
>>120267615>Pray that Vergil stops byhttps://youtu.be/8sdzSDKquiY?t=972
>>120267695>If Jaune knows any "your momma" jokeswouldn't that just piss Sephiroth off? if that happens he could just say fuck it and pull out supernova if you think he has it in his base form
>>120267484>Team CFVYnot really?.. they got beat by Mercury and Emerald, who RWBY later fought on equal terms...
>>120267575Shh don't fuck over his confidence
>>120267695>>How Aura works for and against SephirothGod I hate whenever there's discussion about some character fighting RWBY and its always "Urrrr I dunno sweetie, do they have aura lel?" Aura is a basic ass concept that basically EVERY Japanese media (and to an extent, western) already pretty much have. For fuck's sake I've seen people bring up the aura argument against fucking Goku out of all people, the granddaddy of aura.
>>120267730>supernovaBLA BLA BLA IT'S ALL AN ILLUSION BLAH BLA BLA
>>120267457>>120267606Who would win in a fight between Sephiroth and Spongebob Hasselhoff?
>>120267730>if that happens he could just say fuck it and pull out supernova>Adam reflects it back
>>120267741I mean, can Jaune boost his Aura hard enough to survive Sephioths attacks?He's doomed to loose anyway, since Seph is way too quick
>>120266750>OP semblanceIt's useful in a group where you can set up but fucking useless solo
>>120267207They literally said Monstra is too big for Ruby to kill with silver eyes.
>>120267695>How strong Sephiroth ishonestly depends on who you ask, some people scale FF7 based on the bahamet fight from crisis core and if you believe that then even mid teir ff7 characters are FTL
>>120267759Hasselhoff, he's strong enough too end the Cold War with his Voice
>>120267812>but fucking useless solo>Unlimited health is useless>>120267815but the Grimm it spawns are not
>>120267717say what you want about DB but the guy they got to do the songs is fucking great
>>120267857I don't think it works like thatI think it takes 5% of his Aura to increase his strength to a certain threshold, more Aura to reach another one etc.
>>120267890The Optimus vs Amuro Ray song is a fucking banger.
>>120263707I'm not sure this is how reproduction works.
>>120267857T b h we haven't seen the Grimm it spawns kill anyone yet
>>120267898>Literally named BoundlessHis Aura hasn't broken before, so I assume he's limitless
>>120264080>Jaune becomes Arthas
>>120267898>mfw it takes Jaune 5% of Aura to restore 5% of Aura
>>120267918>V8 somehow ends with 0 casualties from the Grimm>Ironwood shooting Sleet means that he killed more people than Salem
>>120267959He just needs long hair and the look is complete
Jaune's semblance is pretty much Kaioken but he can expand it so others can use it; but with the side-effect that it takes a toll on his bodyEnd of discussion.
>>120268062Jaune's Semblance is a shitty precursor to Yang's Semblance confirmed.
>>120268062>but with the side-effect that it takes a toll on his body>End of discussion.But he can boost his own aura, he did so in V7
Zwei saves the world in Volume 12.
The answer lies in the heart of battle
>>120268104but he's Salem's son...
Divided into separate 20 minutes blocks, RWBY only clocks in at about 32 episodes of a regular anime.
>>120268133>"What are you doing, my son?"
>>120268133exactly why he needs to unlock his noble standblence to defeat her, Unlimited Golden Polarity.
>>120267812He can boost himself bro and absorb even more damage
>>120268104>>120268133>Zwei is Salem's son>Zwei betrays Salem for his ideals>Zwei betrays a godWHEN YOU DIE!?WHERE'S YOUR GOD!?I'LL GIVE ALL THIS SHIT UP!WE'RE STILL IN THE BOUNDRIEEEEEE~!!!
>>120268231>Salem catches JRY in the whale>Blasts Jaune with Magic>He tanks it with sheer willpower>Long enough so Yang puts herself between them, absorbs the magic while boosted and reduces Salem to Dust
>>120268299>Hazel tells ORJY that Salem can't be defeated>Next scene, Jaune tanks her damage and Yang onepunches her>Hazel dies inside
>>120268536>Salem rises from the ashes .1 milliseconds later as if nothing ever happened.
>>120268299But where does Ren and his Rice Catapult technique fit into this, you just know he’d try to use it to help.
>>120266946>"Lmao, your mom!">She actually has a mental breakdown over thisNice one Rooster Teeth.
>>120262489Release a PSA about why racism against Faunus is bad
>>120262489Everyone, including the villains, stops in their tracks and takes a moment to talk about what an amazing person Blake is. For example, Tyrian says that if it weren't for Salem, he would worship Blake instead.
>>120268547>>Salem rises from the ashes .1 milliseconds later as if nothing ever happened.>>120268574>But where does Ren and his Rice Catapult technique fit into this,Alright, we're in the Throne room>Salem gets up again>Ren aims>He jumps>He finally hits his kick and she goes far, flying out the whale into the Grimm puddle>A mammoth emerges, spikes her on his tusk and carries her toward the Atlesian army>Mammoth is beat to death by a Mech as the waves of Grimm slow down since Salem isn't actively raising them like pic related>Salem gets crushed under the collapsing Grimm>She gets up again>Stomped on by a Mech>Gets up again>Shot by a random Atlesian soldier>Gets up>Another one>Ironwood gets a call>"Sir, we've got Salem in our sights.">Ironwood breathes in>Could you send some rookies for practice? We won't get a ressurecting dummy for a while">Ironwood breathes out, chuckles, and sends some people>Meanwhile, Team RWBNP are enjoying their Tea
>>120268658>I murdered your mom and will kill you too>finally breaks down after 4 full volumes of putting on a brave face for the sake of appearing strong and confidentExplain the problem without memes or sounding like schizo-kun.
>>120268913>is up and fighting less than a minute later >no one comments on it>it didn't matter at all
I think DDD is officially dead,
>>120268942>is up and fighting less than a minute later>because she learns an entire city is about to be sacrificed>this is a problemYou’re the kind of brainlet who wanted Yang to breakdown on her knees crying the second she saw Adam again aren’t you.
>>120268942She was shocked enough by Ironwood's cold-blooded decision to snap out of her panic. It does seem really odd that this seemingly very important scene hasn't been brought up or led to anything yet. I still have slim hope for the second half of the Volume doing it...
>>120268948They’ll be back when the show comes back.Calm your tits.
>>120268726>Salem directs.webm>PEACEFUL YOUNG RACES WITH FIRES ON THEIR HOUSES>MILLIONS OF VOICES ALL SILENCED LIKE MOUSES>WATCHING THE COWARDS BOW TOWARD THEIR NEW QUEEN>THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
ok retards want ruby a person that has not been shown to kill anything as bag as that grimm to be on the front lines where 2 factions want her captured or killed did retards think for more than one second
Ruby music is bad, casye lleee ,william,ds wvoice osiu quiite unplkeyanrt.
>>120269196Did you have a stroke anon?
>>120269204shtu gte fuck up i diam not forlmar with tjhrse kje board
>>120269085Wait a minute, did Cinder: become a furry, put on a pair of cat ears, and fuck Adam?
>>120269305nigga look at your post before hitting submit, if it doesn't look like english start over
>>120269331Even wanabe, Vacuo, gangsters need to have some proper grammar.
>>120264496By awakening the 8th sense
>Jaune Arc is just Sokka but without the overcoming misogyny arc, because Miles Luna didn't want his self insert to be a misogynist.
>>120269435>ignore that he doesn't tick any other boxes excluding his title>critic thinks the free market isnt realRWBY, the WHITE MAN'S ANEEMAY.
>>120269435Except Sokka is an actually good character that contributes a lot to the cast and the plot even while being the weakest fighter. Jaune doesn't do any of that. He's not smart, funny, or charismatic. He's a dumb, boring, unlikeable little hypocrite with no redeeming qualities - ergo why all the losers in the fandom self-insert as him.
>>120269504how is he a hypocrite
>>120263476What kind of Mutes do you molest?
>>120269514>wanted to become a Huntsman>literally never trained a day in his life>zero talent>still selfishly took up spot in school from someone who would have actually deserved it, indirectly endangering other people>got mad at Ozpin for poor foresight>when his entire character is based around shortsighted idealism
>>120269598Utterly selfish shortsighted idealism, at that.
>>120269598The first part is purely subjective because why Jaune never got any training is purely headcanon. Some people think he was lazy, others think his parents never advocated for him. Neither are canon atm, so that point isn’t particularly valid.
>>120269459>Vacuo Arc rolls by>RWBYJNOR are getting their asses wrecked >When everything feels hopeless, Theodore comes in>"THEODORE! YOU CAME HERE TO HEL-!">"Actually, this fight is your responsibility, especially since you said you don't need help from adults. I just came here to watch the fight and laugh at you when you fuck up! I brought popcorn~!"yfw?
>>120269598>still selfishly took up spot in school from someone who would have actually deserved it, indirectly endangering other peopleThat's stupid and purely hypothetical. He doesn't know who would've taken his place, plus by that kind of logic you shouldn't ever try anything unless you're talented.
>>120269681>since you said you don't need help from adultsRuby literally said she could use Qrow's help at the end of that speech anon...
>>120269730BUT ANON! IF YOU USE COMMON SENSE YOU’LL RUIN MY FUNNY “RWBY BAD” MAYMAY!
>>120269598Not to mention he spends the first several months of his time at Beacon sleeping through classes and not putting in any extra effort to train or learn>>120269713You shouldn't try something if its capacity is limited and you literally cheat to achieve it
>>120266138It would be better without the grammatical error.
>>120269770Was him sleeping not during the arc where he was doing 5 workloads after being blackmailed?
>>120269785No, it was just before that all started
>>120269558midgets with heterochromia
>>120269766shut up man there's no such thing as common sense in the world by the way RT's tweeting lies again about Trump go look
>>120269782the artist is an esl
>rt approves of a steel ball run-esque recreation of the series after it endsthoughts?
>>120269770Jaune’s overinflated sense of pride was what caused him to try to do everything on his own, which was largely would Jaundice was about, as bad as it was. After defeating his pride issues, he started to accept help and become dedicated.
>>120269713>That's stupid and purely hypothetical. He doesn't know who would've taken his place, plus by that kind of logic you shouldn't ever try anything unless you're talented.You shouldn't try something if it involves you cheating to be chosen and being too incapable to perform your job, which in this case is a pretty big fucking deal because being a Huntsman involves risking your life, killing Grimm and saving people. Jaune was not prepared in the slightest to do any of that.Reminder: if Pyrrha had had a competent partner rather than Mr. Worst-In-Combat-Class she could still be alive. Canonically, word-of-God, it's Jaune's fault she's dead.
>>120269322>Cinder x AdamImagine the autism and edge
>>120269598>>120269713>>120269770>Never trained a day in his life/zero talentWe still have no info on why this is, so immediately assuming malice on Jaune's part is overly critical of you. Granted, that's a valid potential explanation for why he started out so shit but until we get a reason or backstory, or even him talking about his homelife for ten seconds we have nothing to go off of.>Took a spot in the schoolIsn't attendance confirmed by successfully getting through initiation, instead of just applying and being accepted? If that's the case then there shouldn't have been a 'slot' to take from anyone unless you consider him partnering up with Pyrrha as 'stealing' someone else's luck of the draw with her. Also, what do you think happened to the rest of the shadow initiates there at the academy, that they all got in during initiation as well?>Mad at ozpin for poor foresightConsidering the guy's supposed to be immortal you'd think he'd be able to see the bigger picture much more easily, or at the very least have a few safety nets in place in case something goes wrong.
>>120269992> if Pyrrha had had a competent partner rather than Mr. Worst-In-Combat-Class she could still be alive.More like she would have gotten both of them killed.
>>120270003Imagine Adan and Cinder being unironically edgy with each other as they plan evil, bad speeches, and inevitably fail. Hell, Adam calling Cinder 'darling' would be campy as shit. They'd be like Team Rocket.
>>120270037Alongiside that, I'm pretty sure Ozpin and the rest of the staff knew full well that he wasn't legit, but still gave him a chance. If he passed, well done, you have potential. If not, at least you tried but we either send you home on a bus or in a body bag.
>>120270037>so immediately assuming malice on Jaune's part is overly critical of you.>>120269770>Not to mention he spends the first several months of his time at Beacon sleeping through classes and not putting in any extra effort to train or learnIf it's not malice-fueled it's naivete and arrogance to the point that it's indistinguishable from actual malice.
Ren and Jaune go rogue after the inevitable win in Atlas. Everyone thinks they died in the explosion with the whale.
>>120270109>ifYou think Jaune has a malicious bone in his body towards anyone who hasn’t wronged him in some way?
>>120270132yes he has a hate boner against salem
>>120263178Phyra's ghost is haunting Cinder and that's why she's been jobbing since Beacon fell. Vacuo has Dinosaurs. Ruby unlocked Zwei's aura in the hopes that his semblance would make him a mighty steed because she was jealous of Yang's bike. Nora has a fetish for chefs and guys in aprons. Weiss doesn't know how to drive.
>>120270132Perhaps not, but to be honest, this is the case in which I would consider "I want to become a hero because I'm a loser and want to be respected regardless of how little effort I put toward anything" to be malice.
everyone gets stronger if they have a dead loved one or a traitorous friendruby has a dead mother and that's why she's strongweiss has nobody yetblake has adam i guess but they broke up before thenyang has her mother who ran from her also i guess ruby's mom is a stepmom to her
>>120270179>the cast figures out that someone needs to be sacrificed at the altar of Tragedy for Weiss to become stronger and unlock her Mangekyo Sharingan>Weiss side-eyes Winter
>>120270165I think you might want to reconsider what is and isn't malice, as well as Jaune's character. Because that is not him at all. He's not becoming a hero out of spite, he genuinely wants to do his family proud and make a name for himself. Of course he's grown beyond that thanks to his friends at Beacon, but he's not a bad guy at all. The character you do seem to be thinking of is Adam, and even then your argument doesn't fit completely with him.
>>120270179Then why isn't Ren the strongest?
>>120270165Who’s to say he never put forth any effort even in the beginning? Maybe he slept through class because he was up all night studying. This interpretation is just as valid as him simply sleeping through class because.And his pride that stopped him from improving in combat was conquered and he actually did end up putting a lot of effort into it.
>>120270165Malice is a strong word bro, that's just pure selfishness. And you're forgetting that even though he's no where near hunter in training tier, he was fit enough to:1. Catch up with 7 others with high training when sprinting away from Grimm2. Hardy enough to block strikes from a DeathstalkerSo it's way more than likely that he did train his body to be quite fit in comparison to the average citizen.
Jaune is the Waver Velvet of this show, maybe he did steal a spot from someone more deserving for purely selfish reasons, but in the end, he shall progress from boy to man and help others reach heights he himself cannot
>>120270274My thoughts exactly
>>120270179Who was his dead loved one or traitorous friend?
>>120270261I imagine Jaune as the type to do a complicated exercise regime he saw on tv once, but not even think about cracking open a book to see read anything about Huntsmen.
>>120270293Some dumb frog.
>>120270302Seems like Jaune
>>120270293Ironwood, he made him kill Clover but still treated him like a criminal. I can't believe he would do something so vile.
>>120270213Sufficiently advanced negligence/ignorance cannot be distinguished from malice and I'm not about to change my mind on that. The legal system agreed with me: when someone dies because of your dumbassery, it's called "Involuntary Manslaughter" - it's still killing someone, and they'll still chuck you in prison for it.Jaune's absolute lack of any sort of punishment for his criminal negligence, and indeed the forgery itself, is one of my biggest gripes with this show, if not the biggest.
>>120270342He was punished by Cardin.
>>120269770>>120269992That makes him incompetent and irresponsible at worst, but not a hypocrite or someone doing actual harm.
>>120270342>Sufficiently advanced negligence/ignorance cannot be distinguished from maliceTrue, in which case go blame Jaune's parents for not training him.
>>120270274>but in the end, he shall progress from boy to man and help others reach heights he himself cannotThing is - he shouldn't have reached any heights in the first place, idiotic and dishonest scumbag that he is.
>>120270373Too bad. Nothing can stop him, he’s on the way up.
>>120270370What? Were they supposed to know he would steal a sword and cheat his way into a combat school, or was he supposed to have enough common sense to distinguish fairytale heroics from reality?
>>120270392They were supposed to educate him about the most basic things.
>>120270392>Were they supposed to know he would steal a swordproof? he told his parents he was going to beacon. it's not like he sneak out and stole crocea mors
>>120270412Oh yeah they knew he was going. This is on them now.
>>120270392His dad's a confirmed hunter my dude, he would know about aura and SHOULD have trained him already but he didn't. His family told him the storied legacy of the Arc family but didn't fucking train him when he decided he wanted to live up to it.By your definition, his family would have been responsible for this criminal negligence.
>tfw we'll never get to see the rest of the Arc FamilyOh well.
>>120270466It hurts bro.
>>120270466we did except the dad
>>120270446Unless his dad somehow also doesn't know about aura and just relies on pure muscle or good gun.
>>120270367Being grossly incompetent and irresponsible does mean you are doing harm, yes.>>120270423It's still on him to not run off absolutely unprepared to go and do one of the most dangerous jobs on Remnant and lie to do so. He's the one actively doing all the wrong things, it's only criminal negligence on the family's part when he actually dies.
>>120270496The one in red is a sister too. There are seven of them, remember?
>>120270466>>120270485Where do they even live ?
>>120270506Jaune is dull enough in certain areas to probably think he’d be able to learn everything he needed to there. Jaune also didn’t actually endanger anyone during his tenure at Beacon either.
>>120270501That would quite something
>>120270528I assume somewhere around Vale because Jaune was seen on the transport with Yang and Ruby, whereas NPR, who hail from around Mistral, where presumably somewhere else.
>>120270533>Jaune is dull enough in certain areas to probably think he’d be able to learn everything he needed to there. This disproves my argument how?>Jaune also didn’t actually endanger anyone during his tenure at Beacon either.He passively endangered everybody in initiation by being a wholly untrained fighter in a combat zone. God knows what would've happened if he didn't have plot armor and then accidentally stumble upon the most gifted students of the year.
>>120270557I'd reckon that they lived somewhere near one of the port towns since Jaune mentioned that they frequently went to Mistral for their camping trips around Shion.
>>120270501thats actually brillliant>ruby goes to the arc house expecting jaune's mild mannered well-prepped huntsman father>mr arc is actually a gigantic musclebeast chad who didn't teach his son aura because he seemed too pathetic
>>120270622>as they introduce themselves he pulls jaune aside>asks him if he's fucked any of them
>>120270501>Jaune's dad is just Hazel but blonde
>>120270587>accidentally stumble upon the most gifted students of the year.Begone, speedwatcher.
>>120270587>accidentally stumble upon the most gifted students of the year>He thinks Jaune gunned for Pyrrha and not the other way roundWut
>>120270622>>120270548He could also be the Mr. Satan of Remnant, believing that aura and semblances are just a bunch of cheap tricks.
>>120270587Anon, I think I see the main problem of your argument. You're forgrtting that these are Beacon students, huntsmen in training. Unlike Jaune, they actually had training and are not helpless, nor woefully at harm because of one unskilled person taking the exam. None of them would be.
>be Jaune, 9>one day Grimm approaches from the sticks>live out in the woods so grimm were occasionally spotted the periphery of the land>never gave them a second thought until one of them came within 100 feet of the arc home>one of his sisters comes running in, talking about a gigantic wolf terriorizing her>arcdad is not fazed>tells his children to come out and watch>pins the grimm down and starts beating the shit out of it with his bare hands>finally crushes it's head uses his boot>jaune knew that day>he would be a huntsman
>>120270689He's just mad that Jaune grew out of being the butt of all jokes and can actually do stuff now. Or he could be referring to him being named leader (which absolutely no-one even opposed).
>>120270685>He thinks Jaune gunned for Pyrrha and not the other way roundThe entire sequence of events that lead him to Pyrrha (or Pyrrha to him if you want to be pedantic) is pure luck on his part, yes. What if he got saddled with Dove from CRDL and was forced to fight a giant fuck-off Stalker? Do you think either of them would've survived?
>>120270687Mr Hercule is really fucking strong my dude, you have to bear in mind that he's ACTUALLY stronger than every human out there that doesn't use Ki.
>>120270685>tfw Jaune only survived initiation because he fulfilled some chick's HIMBO fetish.
>>120270723Not even oppossed, emcouraged. Unlime Theodore who assigns leaders at random and with no meaning whatsoever, Ozpin actually places thought with his placements and has a purpose for it.
>>120270733Nah mate. It was destiny
>>120270769So pure luck, yes.
>>120270733I do think they would have survived because this is a test in a school that more than likely has people around to rescue anyone in real danger.
>>120270762Probably was thinking"Huh, despite that blonde noodle not having any training he not only lead 3 other people to defeat a relatively tricky Grimm to face but also somewhat managed to keep up. I'm gonna make him a leader for the shits".
>>120270714>jaune learned his racism from his redneck dad>he doesnt know it, though.>first time he met team rwby he asked why they have a semihuman on their team
>>120270723>nd can actually do stuff now.Name one time Jaune has been important since they got to Atlas by doing something nobody else in his place could have.If you name his Semblance I'm gonna laugh because it's literally based around him standing back and letting actual good fighters do the heavy lifting.
>>120271058We've been over this before anon. Weiss is designated comedy relief for fantasy racism.
>>120271087Convince the Ace Ops to let them rescue Oscar.
>>120271107Also evacuate Mantle civilians en masse
>>120271107>he passed a basic-bitch charisma check>that's supposed to be an accomplishment
>>120270587>He passively endangered everybody in initiation by being a wholly untrained fighter in a combat zone.I mean, that's a given for any weak fighter, not a character flaw of Jaune's in particular.
>>120271183With raging retard Yang and emotionally stunted Ren? Yeah that’s something that only he could have done.
>>120271197Him finding himself in that situation is a direct consequence of all his character faults.
>>120271183How about how he did it while most of the Ace-Ops were about to flat out arrest them in the midst of a Grimm invasion, while they had a warrant out for their arrest and on bad terms after Ruby's hijacking of the air-waves.
>>120271220Is it, or could Ozpin also share in the blame for allowing him to participate in the first place?
>>120271245>Ruby corners Weiss and starts talking about her special interest firearms
>>120271087I mean the same could be said for Sam, Merry and Pippin, they didn’t do anything anyone in their place couldn’t have, but what matters is they did it
>>120271271Both can be true at the same time. Jaune is an utter imbecile and Ozpin is senile for humoring him.
>>120271322I'm saying that literally any other basic bitch Huntsman-in-training would've been better to have at initiation than Jaune.
>>120271245Is Weiss now infected with Rubella?
>>120271334I mean Oz did put the heiress from a racist company and a poorly disguised faunus revolutionary on the same team. For the laughs I assume.
>>120271382Yeah, but would they have satisfied Phyra's deviant desires?
>>120271406I fear so. She now wakes up every morning with a strong desire for cookies and milk
>>120271503If Jaune hadn't, Ruby would have.
RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY
Yang is my gf from now on
>>120265625Same reason people ship Yang and Blake? Yep.
>>120271567For me it's Summer
>>120271576No, Yang is my gf
>>120271521Regardless of the mental gymnastics joke, this is actually a pretty good summary of everything I believe, yes.Small correction: rather than me saying Jaune contributes nothing, I mean that Jaune contributes less than what an already-trained and prepared Huntsman-in-training would have in his situation, because they wouldn't be wasting 10 volumes playing catch-up to their team.
>>120271583>For me IT'S SUMMERFTFY
>>120271589>ElaborateNaive, hero-wannabe, socially awkward person that doesn't know/care about her fame. Her being a girl doesn't matter, everybody on Remnant is bisexual anyway.
>>120271087In a fight?>Using his shield properly and tanking, like his designed role is>Landing the only hit on Neo>Cleaving through Teryxs on a speeding bike>Cleaving through Centinels in pursuing the Hound>Tactical use of hard light dust grenade as a rampOutside a fight?>Evacuated mantle>Tardwrangling Yang and Ren>Convincing Ace-Ops to save Oscar while under arrest, when tensions are not only tensions are high but also a grimm invasion is still amok
If you want to see a father-daughter relationship turned sour, then don't watch RWBY, the writers are clearly incompetent at writing human relationships (at least without monty). Not to promote anything on this board, but you're better off watching helluva boss or preferably something less faggy.
>>120271567>Anon chants to himself as he thrusts himself in and out of his sex doll
POST 'REEN 'EXTS
>>120271624But Pyrrha isn't into other girls though.
>>120271667this is the epic of the jaunites
Bros, I love Raven.
>>120271624>that doesn't know/care about her fameAnd how would you know that?
>>120271624Yeah, but Jaune can dance better in heels than Ruby can.
>>120271690I thought you died, Vernal.
>>120271690She will never love you
Jaune is the most beta bitch. None of the alpha chad members of RWBY would be attracted to such a momma's boy simp. SORRY
>>120271737>implying Jaune isn’t great because he’s a soft boy.
>>120271698You know what? You beat me. I concede defeat. The one true skill Jaune has over anybody else that could be there is how baller he is at crossdressing.
>>120271737True. Jaune shouldn't get involve with 3/4 dysfunctional people
Reminder that Blake with short hair is an abomination.
>>120271697Being visibly uncomfortable when some rich kid comes at you telling how great you'd be as combat partners is a great indicator you want someone less fangirly. Or more socially savvy about it.
>>120271755Kek. I can see this happening and getting endless MILFs after
>>120271775This, she needs long hair so you have something to yank while you're ramming the entrance to her womb
>>120271783Ok but where's the proof that Rubes wouldn't know nor care?
>>120271624>>120271783You do fucking realise that Ruby idolised huntsmen and huntresses so much that she asked for Glynda's autograph right? And being a weapon nut she is, she'd put Pyrrha on a pedestal for Milo and Akouo alone.
>/RWBYg/ is divided over JauneAll according to keikaku...
>>120271796She's too autistic to give a shit about celebs. I can see her knowing who Pyrrha is (mostly because of her weapon nut background) and not give a shit beyond how she made her metal origami.
>>120271840Son of a bitch! She got us!
>>120271841Ok but where's the proof?
>>120271839Yeah, actual Huntsmen and Huntresses. Pyrrha doesn't count. She was still in training.
>>120271845long hair is def best when hitting it from behind
i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake i wont rape and kill blake
>>120271799Killing your ex doesn't mean you have to become ugly, Blake
>>120271783>>120271841>>120271864Ok but where's the proof that she wouldn't idolise Pyrrha (who had the top grades at Sanctum and won Mistral's regional tournament 4 times in row)?
>>120271881Or running your fingers through while you make out.
>>120271624>that doesn't know/care about her fameRuby wants to be a famous huntress though
>>120271897There's very little proof of it beyond my own interpretation of Ruby's extremely sparse characterization. Is that what you wanted to hear?
Salem has been dividing us too long. POST CUTE JAUNES!
>>120262189no new episode but a thread every day.let it rest a bit man.
>>120271913Yes, everything you've built is literal headcanon without any proof. Whereas there's actually evidence to the contrary
>>120271918You, fool. Salem is using Jaune to divide us.
>>120271883>won't*can'tEven if she was real, she'd outclass you in pretty much every way.
>>120271883Anon you should rape and kill blake
>>120271942based Blake defender
>>120271942i have a gun she has 2 retard swords
>>120271942it would be a shame if she incapacitated and counter-raped me haha
>>120271957Heh, just like that scene in Indiana Jones.
>>120271918I'm not opposed to this at all.>>120271939t.Salem
>>120271845Yang made her cut her hair. By having the longer hair Yang shows dominance. But by forcibly cutting it herself, supreme dominance.
>>120271938Well, that's because I don't actually give a shit about Pyrrha's romantic preferences nor if Ruby follows the Kardashians or not. Everything I've said about Jaune being the literal worst character of the show is still the godgiven truth.
>>120271957She also has a gun, and aura, and a semblance, and swords that she can use to easily deflect any shot you fire at her
>>120271957And aura, and also a gun.Do you just not watch the show, anon?
>>120271939Oh my God...
>>120271957Based, remember that she's so shit that Adam beat her with just his gun and some kicks
>>120271979Ciel Soleil is worse.
>>120271970Well then Yang is lucky she has rockin' tits, because thats sacrilege.
>>120270373I don't begrudge a man for taking his destiny into his own hands, even if it's done underhandedly. Why should someone like Jaune, who was clearly meant to be a huntsman anyway judging by his aura, semblance and anscestry, be relegated to a life of weakness and mediocrity just because his parent's weren't bothered to train him?
>>120271979>Everything I've said about Jaune being the literal worst character of the show is still the godgiven truthPost proof
>>120271979>Jaune being the literal worst character of the show is still the godgiven truth.Proof?
>>120272024>>120272029I've spent the last 150 posts arguing the point. If you can't be bothered reading, I won't be spoonfeeding you.
>>120271998She took away his SWORD. the SWORD necessary for his SEMBLANCE. And she didn't get rid of it, she let him get it back. What a shitty kitty.
>>120271981im gonna sneak up on her retard
>>120272029>>120272024>>120271979Anon, Jaune can't be the worst character. That's Neptune.
>>120271979>Truth statement>but no evidenceNice argument
>>120272044Maybe it’s just that nobody actually agrees that these things make him a bad character?
>>120272044You're arguments just boil down to being being legalistic, nitpicky and assuming the worst at all times anon. Jaune is great, and he keeps getting better.
she's so perfect it hurts. how do i get a beautiful brown gf?
>>120272044>I've spent the last 150 posts arguing the pointOk, but where's the proof?
>>120272071Neither Neptune nor Ciel can be the worst character because they haven't been plaguing the screen for 8 volumes. Being present is a prerequisite for people having an opinion on you after all.
>>120272084I agree they make him a bad character
>>120272098>YourI need to get some sleep.
>>120272118Yeah but you’re the only one arguing it.
>>120272104Just be Cinder except not a frigid autist
It's not every day I side with the Jaunefags, but the dude's trying way too hard to provide arguments. Nigga just say he acts like a fag.
i'm in love. Emerald general.
>>120272084If I'm the only sane man in this thread then so be it. I am still absolutely convinced I am right and nothing you say will ever change my mind about the worst blond in the show.
So now that the anti-Jaune poster has had his balls exposed and has shown himself to be talking out his ass, now we can post Jaune with even more confidence amd determination. In doing so, I post Jaune/Fiona once again as the cutest and most wholesome Jaune ship.
>>120272139It really is that easy. You don’t need to hate a character for any specific reason. Just say that they don’t appeal to you.
>>120272117But they still exist in the show thereby still the worst
>>120272117He was back present enough for me to hate him. Also a worse dancer than Jaune, and thus by definition a worse character.
>>120272104Emerald is so fucking beautiful
>>120272162Out of spite, I will now comission a Jaune selfcest art.
>>120272180How will you feel once emerald most likely does a Heel-Face turn and makes ORJY a real ORJEY
>>120272132I'm not the guy arguing
>>120272215Forgive me for not noticing that.
>>120272152That's not how you spell Sun Wukong, anon
>>120272180>>120272141>>120272104Even Cinder doesn't like her. You're somehow worse than the malevolent jobber.
>>120272162Some of us have actual reasons for liking and disliking characters, or things in general, rather than going on instinct most of the time.
>>120272226Being the worst blonde is hardly a bad thing in RWBY given all Blondes are almost always better than the not-blondes
>>120272255Yeah but your reasons here make you look like an idiot.
>>120272213I think Emerald and Neo gonna make a turn against Salem and sadly two of the best characters might be killed.
>>120272226Blake's love interests are all 10/10s
>>120272305Nobody tell him
I hate that they forced Yang and Blake as lezbo for muh diversity quota. Because Sun was an absolute Chad and I miss him hanging around Blake. Much better couple
>>120272358>Sun should've teamed up with Adam to stop Blakechange my mind
>>120272358>diversity quotaMore like Fanon Ascended to Canon.
>>120272268I hope Hazel takes the bullet instead of Emerald. He's the real idiot, although Emerald is a complete mark for Cinder, which is also a really bad problem. Which is further increased by how likely she is to use Djinn to know if Cinder really does love her. The answer is, no you stupid bitch, you ain't shit to her.
>>120272356tell me what
>>120262189I couldn't digest ep 1 of this show. I don't get why people like it
>>120272387Sun should've teamed up with Yang to rape Adam
>>120272255Jaune is Yang Xiao Long approved, who are you to argue against that?
>>120272418Get off my /rwby/g, nigger.
>>120272449Yang unironically likes Blake; she has the shittiest taste ever
>>120272449What he said:>>120272479
>>120272479Yeah, but as a huntress she's pretty up there, and she thinks Jaune is good enough to be one of them.
>>120272519I think it's already been proven Yang is better at punching things than she is at making judgement calls.
>>120272358They'd both be bisexual.If Sun was a good boy he'd get to have both for a night.
>>120272554Sun doesn't need to wait for pussy control when Ciel's ovens are waiting for his bananna nut muffins
>>120272546Good thing she's got Jaune there to make all the decisions for her.
>>120263707Would their weapons fuse if they fused?If so, how would Ruby's and Weiss's weapons combine?
>>120272619A bad decision in and of itsrlf, really.
>>120272654>>120272664I guess, that my images aren't needed yet.
>page 10make a new thread
>>120272757Okay, on it.
NEW THREAD: >>120272762NEW THREAD: >>120272762NEW THREAD: >>120272762
>>120272663If Jaune is dumb, then everyone else must be straight up retarded. I mean, look at the shit Ironwood's getting up to.