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We all know who won the fight but who won the rap battle?
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>>120253278
Julius Caesar
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>>120253278
>there's only one way this battles gonna end
>one more superman who's never gonna walk again
Easy Goku win it's a stomp but while we're here what about Luke vs Harry?
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>>120253278
If I remember right the Superman had better rhymes but Goku had better insults.
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>>120253342
Goku is also ray William Johnson therefore he's doing Supe's mom not really any way to recover from that
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>>120253338
Luke vs Harry is in my opinion the best they've ever done. I don't usually listen to these things more than once or twice but I've watched that one 7 or 8 times. The animation is fun too, I'm glad they did another lego one.
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Was there a more brutal mogging than this?
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>>120253444
Yes. GRRM got absolutely destroyed.
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>>120253444
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>>120253509
That last verse was just unfair
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>>120253509
Oh yeah, I forgot about this one. I've never seen anyone destroyed like Armstrong in this.
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>>120253278
Popeye the Sailor.
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>>120253509
>Live strong, beat cancer
>Congratulations!
Absolutely fucking destroyed in the first two lines. How the fuck are you going to get back at someone downplaying you surviving cancer?
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>>120253342
>Bust this nut up in your CHI CHI !
Superman is a fag and that rhyme sucked. Why not something that rhymes with Cell and Hell? Or Buu and Poo?
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>>120253462
Lord of the Rings vs Game of Thrones was the best. So many facts stomping over opinions.
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>>120253338
Luke vs Harry was definitely one of the most equal battles they ever done, though I think I have to hand the win to Harry
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>>120253462
I'm pretty sure everyone could tell GRRM was done when he bragged about being on HBO to the guy who's stories were made into the highest grossing fantasy movies in human history.
>>120253509
Ruth fucking roaring the second verse was fucking incredible.
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>>120253444
They did such a good job with Oppenheimer and such shit for Thanos, its almost like each was done by different production companies, Thanos by some amateurs that could barley come up with any rhymes and Oppenheimer by masters of their craft. NicePeter did such a good job with acting as Oppenheimer it made me want to see how well he'd do in a film
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>>120253278
Goku was RWJ so him automatically
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>>120253444
Batman vs Sherlock is up there. The stupid Bale delivery on top of weak lines for Bruce made him look like a chump.
Robin was neat though.
>>120253781
I was on the side of Harry right up to the last line.
>call me the hogwarts express because I just took you to school
Perfect way for Luke to end the battle.
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>>120253845
the radio effect they put over Oppenheimer's voice turned what I would call an average performance into a decidedly above average one. It sounds so cool.
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>>120253444
Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7jL0NJ98Nc
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>>120253444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4zMrVJjAQM
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I LANDED THE FIRST ROFL COPTER
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Jefferson V Douglas really soured me on the whole writing crew. They didn't eant to make Jefferson try and stand up for himself and it was dishonest to make him simper and ask for forgiveness at the end of bis second verse despite coming off so strong in his first.

Though Teresa v Floyd may be one of the best musically (followed closely by Gates v Jobs)
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>>120254414
And they make it seem like Douglas destroyed Jefferson when his entire argument in BOTH verses is "Yeah, well you had slaves so everything you say is invalid!"

Its easily my least favorite battle.
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>>120254414
This but also add the Hulk vs Jenner. They skimped on giving Hulk anything close to good lines and gave the tranny double the time to rap back.
Then having to fall back on the old Wendy's girl meme really killed it all for me.
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>>120254447
>this jenner issue not gender issue just you being you is enough to diss you
They gave him some pretty good lines
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>>120254446
>Its easily my least favorite battle.
Battle of the Bruces
As a side note, Shakespear VS Seuss was brought down a lot by the absolutely horrible slowdown after Shakespear goes gatling
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>>120253444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2z0nrsQ8o
I really wish they did more of these historical character raps again.
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>>120254580
Seuss won that one pretty handily, but unfortunately thing one and thing two really brought his side down they fucking sucked.
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>>120254447
That fucking "battle" was idiotic and biased. You can smell the agenda from the other side of the monitor. It smells of open wounds.
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>>120253845
"you should've gone for the head" was a top-tier bar
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>>120253869
>RWJ
Literally, fucking who?
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>>120253278
>a Pulitzer prize winning writer VS a guy who was dropped on his head as a baby and can't even drive a car

Yeah, I think Clark has this.
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>holmes: you want a battle, bat? bring it then
>watson: i heard he has a british butler
>holmes: good, then he'll be used to getting served by englishmen
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>>120254664
Ray William "doin your mom" Johnson
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>>120254704
But he lost
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>>120254711
Who the fuck is Ray William Johson?
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>>120254664
You have to be 18 or older to post here.
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>>120254745
old youtuber, I mainly know him from his band that I unironically liked in high school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL4YceTBxz8&ab_channel=THISPROJECTISRETIRED
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>>120254765
Ok boomer.
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>>120254347
holy shit this
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>>120254580
I legit don't know anyone that feels any way about trannies that liked Bruce vs. Bruce.
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>>120254958
RWJ was a Youtube celeberty you generation why buffoon
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>>120255364
>celeberty
What the fuck is that?
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>>120254704
he was carried by lois
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Who would you guys like to see battle?
I'd like to see The Green Lantern vs Frodo.
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>>120256548
Wherner Von Braun vs Elon Musk would have been my pick but I guess that's off the table.
Ray Kurzweil (futurism/singularity) vs Ned Ludd (primitivism)
HP Lovecraft vs Mary Shelly (famous horror authors) or HP Lovecraft vs HG Wells (science fiction authors)
A rap battle featuring multiple popes
Karl Marx vs Groucho Marx
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>>120253338
I feel like Harry won his. I don't feel biased since I don't care about either or these franchises
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>>120256548
Moctezuma and Atahualpa vs Hernan Cortez and Francisco Pizarro
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>>120253278
>Ray William Johnson
Holy shit it's been ages since I've seen that Pajeet
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>>120253338
Goku's last line feels like it seals the deal I agree and I give that one to Luke because Harry's third verse doesn't punch as hard as Luke's.
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Best battles are Muhammad Ali vs Michael Jordan and Ghandi vs Martin Luther King
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>>120257327
just because Key and Peele?
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>>120254447
Hulk had half the time Jenner did but he still absolutely demolished it
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>>120253278
Michael Bay
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No one gonna remark on Joker vs. Pennywise? I thought it was brilliant.

I thought Joker was better, but losing his cool like that gotta be an insta-loss
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>>120253278
the terribly made parodies are the best versions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFSmJjv9XJk
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Artists vs TMNT was my favorite.

Bizarrely enough, while the artists 100% crushed it and WON, I feel like the TMNT didn't really LOSE. They came back strong as hell in the second verse. I wish they had longer solo lyrics.
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>>120257820
I can't even tell which one is supposed to be which in the thumbnail
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Juliet is the strongest rapper.
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>>120257867
The battle comes off like they're not really TMNT fans, which is weird because they're the right age for it.
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>>120257820
this is awful tho
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>>120257759
Pennywise gets bonus points because he looked and sounded so much like Bill Skarsgard. Possibly the best impression anyone's done in the series.
It's probably my 2nd favorite battle.
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>>120253338
>I can see you're distracted, you got a lot on your plate
>On one hand the rebellion, on the other hand - oh wait
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SJmdfIx8Rrc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gFUkEt2wXB4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HptURLta0L4

This channel has some real neat ones. Especially Coraline vs Alice.
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>I need to bring up some basic shit
>Why'd you name your company after your dick?
Has their ever been a better burn?
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the French did some good ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgfCuVXSRco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QosKLCO0kwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnbur1fKF98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13Ucdh4-g10
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>>120257929
>>120257759
>I beat you like you beat Harley Quinn
>That purple suit is something you should only see Steve Harvey in

That single line alone was bars
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For me it's the Directors one. It's the only one i really come back to
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I honestly have gone back and forth about if I should write some kind of paper or make some video explaining my thoughts about this battle, because i believe it's not only the best they've done, but I'd argue it's the most competently structured rap battle of the entire series, a Magnum Opus if you will.
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>>120254347
M
I
C
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>>120257729
>>120258406
The fucking foreshadowing was incredible
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>>120258229
>Ask Robin if I drop bars
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>>120258586
I ROCK THE MIC PROPERLY
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>>120258633
K
E
Y
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>>120254653
Yeah there were a lot of great lines for Thanos, his was above-average for me, its just that Oppenheimer was one of the best they've ever done.
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I think Tesla vs. Edison is their best-written one. All kinds of historical stuff woven into the lyrics, and I love the punch of Tesla's final verse.

In terms of fun, though, I really like Ghostbusters VS. Mythbusters, I even have it memorized and whip it out sometimes.
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>>120254644
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>>120257376
They do a great job
>>120257759
> You lost to a turtle that wasn't even a ninja
Not as good a bar, but the idea that Joker might've respected losing to a ninja turtle, as he did, rather than a cosmic turtle, is fuckin hilarious
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>>120254664
>being this new
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>>120258730
Retard WoJack?
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Gosh, it's real nice to have a comfy thread that's just sharing things we like instead of things we hate. I miss this.
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I know he lost the fight but I think Austin Powers had the better lines in the Bond vs Bond vs Powers rap
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>>120258778
What's your favorite ERB, anon?

Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King is a good one.
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>>120257820
these are my guilty pleasure
my brother and I quote the shitty joker vs guy fawkes one all the time
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>>120258815
I'm a fan of the bigger ones mentioned here, but one really great one is Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin. Lotta great bars:
> You're the only manatee I don't want to conserve
> Contain yourself, like my underwater breathing apparatus
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>>120258406
that's the last one I remember seeing
the hitchcock lines were pretty well done, the reference to Hitchcock Presents is probably my favorite line out of any of them.
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>>120253278
Is it a cultural appropriation if non-'Murican raps?
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>>120258899
MUTHAFUCKIN MONEY
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Objective 1: Serve the public trust.
Objective 2: Maximize blood squibs.
Objective 3: Defeat all sucker emcees.
Objective 4: Classified
Objective 4: Be fresh as fuck.
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>>120258913
This isn't a bait thread, just chill out and enjoy the music
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Wright Bros. vs. Mario Bros. could've been better. Beat was good but Mario and Luigi didn't have much to go on I imagined, they got wrecked both ways.
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>>120258815
I like Rasputin vs Stalin I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet
>You're a man of steel, I spit kryptonite
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https://youtu.be/dl7CLaZFG1c
Underrated vid
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>>120258218
Thank you
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>Look, mighty morphin' Micheal Vick
>Your animated slave fights make me sick
Humorous lines.
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>50 posters in this thread
I remember watching this shit when I was like 14. Are you all seriously adults and still fans of this shit?
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>>120258983
I don't understand why Rasputin called Stalin 'Wario' when his mustache better resembles Marios.... it's not like the rhyme would have been lost either.
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>>120259132
>Music is legitimately good most of the time
>Fun to see what historic references you're able to detect
>A pretty good blend between major historical figures, contemporary celebrities, and fictional characters
>Creators show their work in most battles
What's wrong?
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>>120259132
we're on a board for comic books and cartoons anon
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>>120259142
Wario
>Evil
>Fat
>Mario but shit
Stalin
>Evil
>Fat
>Lenin but shit
at least that's my reasoning
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>>120253338
Harry stomped him
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Best erb
https://youtu.be/QN0eHefmjVA
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>>120253278
This one is still my favourite
And I don't think that anyone won,both of them had good flow and rhymes
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>>120257867
>"You guys draw more dicks then New York Pride."

I felt the turtles were pretty underwhelming but that line brought them back quite a bit.

It's hard to balance a characters persona, the rhymes, and actually dissing the other side, so they're bound to whiff it sometimes.
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>>120257442
>THAT PAINTED FACE DON'T GIVE YOU CLASS
>JUST ONE MORE THING JENNER DO FOR CASH
>ONLY GOOD THING YOU MAKE? KYLIE'S ASS
>SHE 18?! HULK SMASH!

>HULK IS HULK, NO IDENTIFY AS MAN
>ME THINKS "CAIT" MIGHT UNDERSTAND
>NO GENDER ISSUE, THIS A *JENNER* ISSUE
>JUST YOU BEING YOU IS ENOUGH TO DISS YOU

Its like they were revolting against the idea by giving Hulk all the good lines
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>Cause I'm N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E
And I'll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee

Honestly the team battles are my favourite, or the ones that start of 1v1 with new people coming in like the Soviet Union battle
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>>120258547
I love how jobs just cuts into the introduction.
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>>120259142
he's short and fat, with more prominent eyebrows.
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>>120258638
TURNING PROFITS I'VE GOT THE KEY
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>>120253338
Round 1 & 2 go to harry, luke's final verse was better but harry still edges him out
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>>120257867
>You beat the Foot but it won't go well
>When you catch an Italian boot to the half-shell!
1st half of this battle set it up to be S tier but it was WAY too short.
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>>120258218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOC-vSAaCVc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PE6AIl5hLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjRadcwdT-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n62PiTvdP1s
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Pennywise looked and sounded exactly as he did in the movies. It's crazy.
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>>120254377
TOOK IN ORPHANS WHEN I WAS 12 ‘CAUSE I’M AN EARLY ADOPTER
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>>120259875
I agree with all of these except Artists vs TMNT
should be on Decent
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>>120259875
Ivan vs Alexander is worth it for Old Fritz (and honestly I enjoy most of it anyway) And Trump vs Scrooge for the Ghost of Christmas future
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>>120259132
I stopped watching it around like age 15 then checked back with it and realized there were some legitimately clever moments in it. The writing lately has actually been on point too, Wolvy vs Freddie, Joker vs Pennywise and the comedy battle royale were all fantastic.
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>>120259875
>kirk vs columbus in GOAT
unfathomably based
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I just want to say that I am scared shitless that they are planning to do Lovecraft VS Ito. They'll just spend three fourths of the battle sayin "HOWIE = RACIS!!1!" Just look at what happened with Jefferson VS Douglas, Elvis VS Jackson, Mercury VS Sinatra...

I really hope I'm wrong, though.
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Do they still act like Vader vs Hitler never happened?
If so, fuck them.
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>>120260099
There's some genuine potential if they just focus on them as creators and not their personal lives, but with HP it may be inevitible.
I'm more scared they'll have absolutely no idea about Ito and fuck his lines up hard.
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>>120260175
I seriously have no idea what could be said about Ito
Maybe something about him being a dentist
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>>120260205
well he likes cats, same as lovecraft.
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>>120253278
>V for Vandetta is Alan Moore's third best book
Then what's the first two?
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Post your rosterfaggotry battle ideas:

Ronda Rousey VS Chun-Li
George Orwell VS Aldous Huxley
Heihachi Mishima VS Isaac (Binding of Isaac)

Last one will never happen, but I think it would be great to see worst father versus worst son.
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>>120260326
My guess is they meant The Killing Joke and Watchmen
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>>120260329
I wanna see Hippocrates vs Dr. House, especially since they had it in the most recent poll. Honestly the best idea for a battle in a while.
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>>120260326
Providence and Captain Britain.
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>>120259929
>Old Fritz
literally the only good part of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc4Z4TNp4x4
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>>120260355
That idea has been around since 2012 or so, apparently, I think it's mostly pushed by the one who had the original idea. I want to see this battle mostly so the guy can be free at last.
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DAE John Lenin, Paul Marx, George Hitler and Ringo Stalin?
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>>120260329
Tom Cruise vs Jackie Chan won a recent poll and is a pretty good idea
Beatles vs Kiss
David Attenborough vs Morgan Freeman
Roald Dahl vs an american equivalent, maybe Shel Silverstein
3 Stooges vs 3 Musketeers
Something cartoony would be good; probably Homer vs Peter Griffin or Spongebob vs Popeye The lego battles show they're willing to try new stuff with characters they're reluctant to portray in live-action
Mr Bean vs Charlie Chaplin would be a match made in heaven... if they weren't both basically mute.
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>>120253278
Supershit is too old tacky and corny to rap. Also his fashion fucking sucks donkey balls
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>>120256548
Galileo Galilei (Or Copernicus) vs Carl Sagan would be cool
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>>120260329
Hercules vs Cu Chulainn could be pretty good
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>>120253305
This. One of the best ones they did and for a channel that clearly went sjw retard having a based white man stomp the most we waz kangs person in history was fucking great.
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>>120260329
John Carpenter vs Wes Craven
2 of the most prolific names in horror. Would be good fun.
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>>120253338
Verse 1
>You're getting smoked like your Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru
>Your acting is flat and your raps are 2D too.

Harry wins.

Verse 2
>Your mum died of heartache when she saw your face
>You swamp school dropout! You're too whiney to rhyme
>At least when I Slytherin a sister, she isn't mine

Harry STOMPS.

Verse 3
>I learned flow from the best in the biz
>(Get funky)
>So of you, the end this is
>(Maclunkey)

Luke wins, Harry wins overall
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>>120254833
>>120254745
>>120254711
>>120254664
fucking zoomer faggots
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>>120261446
I think verse 2 is a tie desu
>I'll pop you where Poppy Pomfrey can't be healing you, unlike the great the disturbance in the force I'm not feeling you
Legit one of the best lines in the whole thing and I think it gets overlooked.
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>>120259394
>They refuse to make fun of Jenner's trangenderism
>They made fun of Freddy Mercury dying of AIDS
>They made fun of Freddy Mercury for being gay
>They made fun of Marilyn Monroe having miscarriages
>They made fun of Charles Darwin's kids dying of tuberculosis and scarlet fever
>They made fun of Soviet Gulags
>They made fun of the Holocaust.... multiple times
>They made fun of Lance Armstrong having cancer
>They made fun of Steve Jobs pancreatic cancer
>They made fun of Michael Jackson's supposed pedophilia
But that's the line they won't cross.
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>>120261446
while I agree with your assessment I think Harry's best line is in his 3rd verse, unfortunately it's basically the only good line in the verse.
>I flow like butter beer on Diagon's streets, you can find me getting fantastic on these beats
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I thought they stopped doing shit after selling out during the 2016 election?
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>>120261500
They also made had lines about Joe Biden's wife and kid dying in a car accident and his son going after his dead brothers wife
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>>120261500
>They made fun of Marilyn Monroe having miscarriages
>"You lost so many children we should call you Ms.Carriage"
That is still to this day the best line in all ERB
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>>120258152
>Couldn't walk in my shoes, so stick to your reboots!
>WITH PLOTS SO THIN EVEN I CAN SEE THROUGH!
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>>120261550
>Make fun of this
>in the same battle try to do a serious line about breanna taylor
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>>120253444
>You still got no children after your third marriage
>You lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage
>You've got an hourglass figure, but that's about it
>A candle in the wind that can't act for shit
The worst part of Cleo vs Monroe is that one shit Monroe line where she says Cleo has "matching noses with KassemG". Any rap where they shoehorn in meta jokes referencing Lloyd, Peter, or any of their buddies loses marks as it takes you out of it a bit.
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>>120261771
You look like a cross between epic lloyd and a pringles bag in the Winston Churchill rap is okay
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>>120261771
>I'm coke to your pepsi, I'm mac, you're android
>Let's be real, I'm NicePeter, and you're EpicLloyd
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>>120260329
Consider
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>>120259875
>George Carlin vs Richard Pryor in GOAT
Way too high Robin's verse was perfect but that doesn't make up for the mediocrity that came before it
>Roosevelt vs WC
Should easily go in the GOAT broth preformances are incredible, the beats awesome, and both rappers hit back blow for blow with hard bars
>Seuss vs Shakespear and Vlad the Impaler vs Dracula in decent
Seuss should be in at least banger for even if the last line brings it down and Vlad is arguably a GOAT cause of how good Vlad's lines are
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>>120262166
Who's the guy on the left?
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>>120259892
fair enough, it's woefully short but I guess it starts off strong
>>120259929
I'd rather just watch >>120260392 than sit through the whole thing. Completely disagree with Trump vs Scrooge. Maybe it's just the 'story' style battles that grate with me
>>120262279
>Carlin vs Pryoy
Joan Rivers is the first female performance that rivals the male ones for me, and I thought Carlin and Pryor were great too.
>Churchill vs Roosevelt
>Shakespeare vs Seuss
I agree, could be higher
>Vlad vs Drac
It's lucky to be as high as decent. Yes, Vlad's lines were GOAT, but the other half of the battle is 'skip it' tier. It doesn't help that it's the low point in an otherwise amazing season.
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>>120259875
Accidentally picked an outdated template and didn't notice until I was almost done so
>Thanos vs. Oppenheimer in A
>Trump vs. Biden in B
>Skywalker vs. Potter in S
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Joker vs Pennywise is top tier
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>>120262279
>and both rappers hit back blow for blow with hard bars
I still maintain that Churchill lost because he resorted to getting someone to shoot Roosevelt.
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Roosevelt vs. Churchill is easily, EASILY Top 5. That piano start is such a banger.
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>>120262478
>>120262279
Was Dracula based on Christopher Lee's version? I never watched the 1958 movie but I can't imagine him being THAT cheesy.
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>>120259875
awful awful awful taste
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>>120259875
>>120262479
fellow gretsky vs hawk appreciators
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>>120262430
Jeff Probst
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Objective tier list coming
Thanos vs Oppenheimer in great tier.
Trump vs Biden in great tier.
Skywalker vs Potter in GOAT tier.
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>>120262847
Do people not like Ellen vs Oprah?
I thought it was pretty good, beat was solid and lines were cool, and I don't even like either of them.
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>>120262847
This is awful, the worst one yet.
>Columbus vs. Kirk
Literally the best battle of season1.
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>>120262911
It's the only good girl vs girl battle.
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>>120262521
yeah Roosevelt won that hands down but that doesn't mean Churchill didn't bring great lines
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>>120260329
An animated battle between Wallace & Gromit vs Charlie & Snoopy
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>>120254497
There are a few select lines from certain battles I didn't care for, take Musk vs. Zuckerberg but remember them well. Case in point:
>You need to start sleeping, we can all see you're tired, you're about to be CE- Oh shit! He got fired!
>
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>>120263096
A bit of a similar concept: Penn & Teller vs. Jay and Silent Bob
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>>120263096
another similar concept: Calvin and Hobbes vs Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin
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>>120262166
Oh, this idea is absolutely briliant. Kinda wanted to try making up raps for them, excuse the autism.


JIGSAW:
Do you want a play a game? Just give me a reason.
All my traps are half as painful as sitting through some of your seasons.

Every episode is the same, the contestants are the worst.
I'd use a trap to mess up your face, but the botox got there first.

JEFF:
You last verse was a challenge, so come on in, guys!
Your plans make people value living, your movies make me want to die.

You call yourself a mastermind? All your plans are pure shite.
I've seen better strategy from J'tia and Zane Knight.
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>>120263201
Oh! This would probably be more of a reality. Good idea.
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>>120259875
There are a lot of dangerously bad opinions in this tier list.
Biggest issue I have with it, though, is Ivan the Terrible vs Alexander the Great being anywhere below Banger.
That shit slaps.
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>>120263201
I could totally see them doing like "Silent Bob vs. Teller", but it's actually Penn and Jay doing all the rapping for them until the very end.
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>>120263201
>the duos go back and forth in their verses
>Penn and Silent Bob just kinda gesture aggressively over blank lines
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>>120263356
*Teller, not Penn, sorry
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>>120263327
the last verse is dogshit though
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>>120263378
In what fucking way
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>>120263624
Shit flow, shit disses, shit acting
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>>120263624
Name one (1) semi decent line in the verse
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I want Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor vs. Ron Swanson.

>>120263297
I like it, anon.
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Remember dis raps for hire ?
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>>120263624
Everyone else kept to the accent but the last bitch was too lazy to do so and ruined the entire flow because of it.
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>>120260355
I'd prefer Dr. House vs Dr. Cox, seeing as they have enough overlap to make it work.
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>>120258815
The Directors battle for sure.
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>>120260329
Frank Underwood vs Josiah Bartlet
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>>120263297
Jigsaw should call out Probst's fetish for white blue-collar men in their 30s.
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>>120263898
Hi anons. Everyone has different favorites rap battles. That's good! What a wonderful world where we can all like different things, because it makes it all the sweeter when we can come together and share what we love. Let's all sit down and share what we love here.

Except for Mr. T, whose ass I beat so hard he won't be able sit without a hemorrhoids cushion.
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>>120253376
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>>120260329
Will Smith (Fresh Prince of Bel Aire) vs Chris Rock (Everybody Hates Chris)
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>>120258986
mcdonalds vs burger king is the real underrated vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AjRR6c--Ak
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>>120264448
The flash in the pan version was better
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*destroys your favorite rapper*
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>>120259875
>Douglas vs Jefferson on skip it
what an absolute shit list
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>>120257327
> So Cassius wants to talk about cashing checks
> Jordan crosses the split screen
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>>120259875
>Newton V Nye in forgettable
Fucking shit list. That battle at least deserves to be in banger
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>>120264505
>>120264567
horrendous taste
see
>>120254414
>>120254446
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>>120264505
Jefferrsons first verse was killer but the rest was so shit it tanks the entire viewing.
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>>120253278
ray william johnson
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>>120258986
they made wallace a nigger lover
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>>120264736
he loves the coloreds and the queers
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>>120264567
Maybe it's because of legit autism, but Newton VS Nye is a weird matchup and it's hard for me to enjoy it.

Most battles are between people easily comparable (Gates VS Jobs, Robocop VS Terminator), who have some parallelisms (Wolverine VS Krueger, Mother Teresa VS Freud) or which are funny because they have nothing in common aside from passing details (Easter Bunny VS Gengis Khan, Artists VS TMNT). Then comes one of the most renowned scientist, played by fucking Weird Al, with some of the most clever lines of the season and an incredible flow... against the guy who explained his science to kids, who can only retort "u hav no wife, no frens, lol" before the appearance of the Negro of Space Images, who can only say "I got swag, remember my rage comics?"

Total waste of talent for me. Sorry for the rant, jus wanted to express this some time.
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>>120258690
Daily reminder you will never be a woman and you'll kill yourself before you reach 50.
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>>120264762
agreed. it's like they saw the suggestion and went with it, got halfway, and realized nye didn't have nearly enough material so they shoved in sciencenig to fill it out
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>>120264778
Literal schizo
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>>120259875
>skip artists vs turtles

Are you fucking serious
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>>120264552
>over the japanese dude sitting on your face
I don't get that reference is he talking about Antonio Inoki
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>>120264837
I'm not the one who thinks putting on a dress makes me a woman though.
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>>120264762
I just wish they didn't waste Weird Al on that.
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>>120264850
Literal schizo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owTPZQQAVyQ&t
Nobody talked about this? It's one of the best ones, Dan Bull always kills it.
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>>120265052
what do you expect from the man who created the most epic fan game rap ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=addABbm5VPo&ab_channel=DanBull
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>>120265143
Real talk, that's my favorite rap song of all time. He didn't so much create a rap as much as he made a miniature epic poem.
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>>120264872
Literal buzzword, oh you're so trendy
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>>120259322
Boba Fett won by a landslide NGL.
>That Domino line
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>>120263898
>couldn't spin in my chamber if this were Russian Roulette
Easy.

>>120264176
>Everyone else kept to the accent
What? Ivan was literally the only character in that battle who used an accent.
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>>120266578
decent diss, shit in the flow of the verse, and performed poorly
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>>120253278
I wonder if Ray’s doing alright
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So what's the worst ERB in your guys opinion.
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>>120266742
lady gaga vs literalyl who
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>>120266742
Easily Banner VS Jenner.

But one I hate personally is Biden VS Trump. I don't give a flying fuck if they are left or right,but the portrayal of Biden is so tremendously embellished and biased is not even funny, like a leftist version of "God Emperor Trump" or like an expensive version of "My dad can beat your dad". A shame because the music, flow and some of the disses were amazing.
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>>120265052
Teddy won hands no no argument
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>>120264762
you have autism the theme is "shit you'd find in a science classroom" did you never get bill nye vhs tapes played on a tv cart rolled in during the day your science teacher is out and replaced with a sub?
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>>120257196
Yeah but I'm killing it you're krillin it, just gets me every time
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>>120264849
That's what the wiki says, yeah
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>>120265931
It was great, though I'm always a little sad that it wasn't the same fast flow as in his cameo in Vader vs Hitler
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>>120266742
Adam Vs Eve.
It's a shame- the lines are good (certainly, therefore been worse), and the performers do well- but at the end of the day, its generic man vs woman stuff for the most part, and that 90s standup at best.
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>>120267063
That jokes doesn't make as much sense when you think about the fact Ali had all the power there since he changed the rules to better suit boxing and Inoki spent 8 rounds scootching his ass on the ground
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>>120266932
this is broad as fuck and doesn't fit newton at all
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ngl I never got the massive hatred for Gaga vs Palin or Oprah vs Ellen, sure they were low points in their respective seasons but nowhere close to something like banner vs jenner
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>>120253278
>I'd say you're brilliant
>But i must not tell lies
Favorite part of the new one
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>>120266742
Easter Bunny vs Genghis Khan and there will be no argument here
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>>120254707
Batman was awful the best part of his rap was when robin stepped in.
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>>120268017
Batman was hilarious as a joke battle but shitty if you wanted a real scrap. Batman's first line is absolutely hilarious but it was a slaughter
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>I'm the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist, who dines on highest society to the sound of violins!
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Okay what's the best ERB in your guys opinion?
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>>120268483
Bill Gates vs. Lemme just step right in
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>>120268483
Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers
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>>120268853
>Let me be frank
>Don't start beef with THE FRANK
>Who hangs with B. Franks
>Giving ladies beef franks
This verse still pops up my mind to this day
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>I'm a masterful naturalist
>What I glimpsed at outclasses the crap on your laughable list
The flow on that line was dope.
I notice when it's a historic figure vs a contemporary figure/fictional one, the historic figure plays the "I'm in the history book and you'll be forgotten" card a lot. Darwin vs Ash, Beethoven vs Bieber, Mozart vs Skrillix.
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>>120269098
Well to be fair. It's usually true. They've already cemented their legacies however the rest are more questionable.

I mean most people know who Mozart is but not a lot know about Skrillex.
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>>120269135
I'm not denying that. Thus it's interesting when they don't pull that card, like Oppenheimer vs Thanos or Einstein vs Hawking.
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All they do is read wikipedia facts.
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>>120269169
I'm not so sure. Some of the references are pretty esoteric.
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>>120269169
Nah, they're total nerds and they actually try to do their homework when they're doing characters they don't know. This is especially evident when you watch their behind the scenes stuff.
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>>120269226
The only time they've ever being superficial was their godawful awful Batman impression.
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>>120269554
And even they made fun of that later on in their EpicLloyd vs NicePeter round 2 battle.
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>>120269226
Unfortunately, now and days they let their own political biases get in the way of writing. They've basically done two battles where the win was automatically handed to the more PC topic.
What really pisses me off about this was how they clearly didn't like trump yet managed to give him some dope ass lines in the 2016 battle. So it's clear they can hold back their personal issues to make good content.
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>>120269587
I find it fucking hilarious they think Biden could actually rap anything, much less go through a single prolonged speech coherently
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>>120266742
Jefferson vs Douglas. It's just Jefferson apologizing for slavery for three minutes.
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>>120270304
to be fair, we should've picked our own cotton

imagine, a world without niggers rioting over a drugged out criminal ODing while being arrested
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>>120270304
It pissed me off at first but it's wrapped around to being hilarious for me
>I wrote the declaration of independence, set up the USA, was a secretary of state, president and vice president! You're conceited and you look like a skunk!
>yeah but... Didn't you own slaves?
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>>120270605
If they weren't pussys he would have made a joke about his African brothers being responsible for selling blacks to America
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>>120253338
>If I wanted teenage wizardry
>I'D CALL SELENA GOMEZ
Luke won. The best video they've done hands down.
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>>120257442
That's because the rap became a soap box for the rapper playing the Caitlyn part. It's nice of them to give that person a platform, but people came for Hulk antics honestly, and it doesn't feel fair for them to artificially stack the deck against him.
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>>120261550
>"That painted face not give you class, just one more thing Bruce do for cash"

Seems like a fair potshot to me.
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>>120271317

That's RPB for you. Most of their rap battles are stacked worse than Little Mac vs. Glass Joe
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>>120271367
I feel like they started doing that around 2015, which is when the series started to lose steam also. Long gone are the days when they could legitimately give Hitler raps good enough to best Vader, now they have to play it as safe as possible.
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>>120260329

i'm still hoping for a /co/-themed fight.

Hanna-Barbera vs. Matt and Trey from South Park. Have Disney show up again and reiterate that he doesn't even consider them competition.
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Conan O Brian vs Conan the Barbarian.
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>>120270605
Sorry but I just love JB Smoove
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>>120261703
Are you not American?
Making light of someone's dead family is exactly what Trump would do
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>>120266810
They were portrayed pretty equally. It only looks biased because you're biased towards the other side.
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>>120269098
Columbus vs Kirk, too.
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>>120266810
Honestly, Biden vs. Trump was miles better than the unabashedly biased Clinton vs. Trump where they straight up say Clinton's only flaw was that she hadn't beaten Trump at that point.
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>>120253305
FPBP
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>>120257867
i love more the battle between philosophers
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>>120273104
Trump had better lines in Clinton
>The only glass you’ll find is my ass pressed against it.
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>>120258152
i took my so long to get that but that line was fire
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>>120264448
for me is the battle of spies. I feel like Austin powers won he was the one having most fun and with most flow
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>>120264448
Ronald here was great
When was the last time that anyone has seen a non ironic clown? he has so much energy a looks so fun
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SHITku the weakling can't beat THE LAST SON OF KRYPTON at anything.
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>>120266742
the one that has the friend of spock. He is too lame, his insults are weak his flow is not there at all and he talks with too much pause he doesn't have energy at all
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>>120273526
But he lost big time to Son rayku
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/co/ Vs what board?
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>>120273749
It will always be /co/ vs /a/

And /co/ loses, big time
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>>120273749
/a/ is the obvious one but I'd rather see /aco/
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>>120273862
i felt the same but i don't know much about other boards.
Quick waht is the worst insult that /a/ can say to /co/ and that /co/ can say to /a/
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>>120253444
Bruce Lee stomped so hard I can’t believe he’s the dead one.
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>>120273928
Go back to /v/
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>>120257327
>no roosevelt v churchill
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>>120259875
>cleopatra v marilyn that low
shit opinion
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>>120258152
>There are ten million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles in the universe that we can observe.
>Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!
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>>120274103
Still lost.
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Allow Thor to retort you shape shifting rapist
And get a taste of this Scandinavian greatness, brought forth by my raging thunderstorm force cuz I don't get nice I get Norse. (Noice)
Vall-halla at your boy and we'll flyte it out but keep your Asgard up I Ragnarock the house!
You tongue kiss your sister, that's grosser than a gorgon, while I'm the thunder down under nailing Natalie Portman!
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>>120258152
>Timeout! Let's talk about athletic achievements!
>You and I have so many world records between us!
>184! That's plenty of 'em,
>And I've set 183 of 'em!
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>>120258152
>you taught children to count and spell
>then you taught your own kids how to drop you wife harder than you flopped on SNL
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>>120258152

You look stressed Vader you appear to be in pain
You need to take a vacation here, take a trip on my train
I mean you leading an army of white men? Disgraceful!
Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational
You got one bitch pregnant then gave in to the hate
Now you're 6'6 and black but can't get a date
Lightsaber?
You need a Life Saver
Use some of your force to fix your fucking respirator
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>>120267656
I liked the girl playing Ellen she did fine, it was a totally average battle, nothing to really hate imo
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>>120268017
>Took her back to my nest to "bam pow kersplat" her!
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>>120253278
Ninja Turtles vs Renaissance artists was the best
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Yeah but are the worst bars? Che Guevras were very non-pib
>and this porn start pilgrim look what's up with that?
>it's more like V FOR VERY BAD HAT
"Your hat is dumb" that's the worst insult ever and he days it like it's a huge diss and earlier he brags about being plasteted on merchandise the definition of capitalism
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>>120269587
Trump had good lines in the 2020 battle so what's the problem?
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>>120273983
Based
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>>120275277
He's upset that Biden won
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>>120275080
In their defense they are on patreon. Iirc if you donate enough you can contribute lines. I didn't watch the BTS for that video so I'm assuming that's what happened
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>>120253278
Goku
>>120253444
Clint Eastwood
>>120253462
Tolkien
>>120253509
Ruth
>>120253845
Oppenheimer
>>120254707
Holmes
>>120257867
Artists, but by little
>>120258547
This is my favorite of all time, still think Gates won, specially in that quick exchange
>>120259322
Fuck, this one was won by Boba, but by very little
>>120260326
Che
>>120264373
Based
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>>120265143
>not horny
>(short for the horned reaper)
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>>120275389
>Che
What the fuck are you talking about he had third grade disses most of his insults were related to clothes also he said "you should have stayed anonymous epic fail guy"
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>>120275621
he had a smoth way of talking wich made him great for me
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>>120275794
the beat and his flow were fantastic
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>>120275080
yeah it's lame as fuck that's the point, ironic burns are a thing
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>>120266810
I agree. In 2016 I was actually pleasantly surprised that the Hillary vs. Trump rap wasn't as "orange mad bad" as I thought it would be, but Biden vs. Trump was so fixed. Obviously both raps were liberal-safe by not truly bringing up the democrat candidate's horrific pasts, but their portrayal of Biden should be considered propaganda. The thing about it is that in both raps Trump is exaggerated and caricaturized(which I think is fine and funny), but unlike Hillary, Biden was intensely glorified. It's like the writers didn't know who Biden was, skimmed his wikipedia page and a couple election news articles, and made up the rest. What that leaves is the Trump actor basically trying his hardest to be a living political cartoon and the Biden actor barely being recognizable as Biden.
And before anybody asks, I didn't vote for Trump.
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>>120264762
>>120264802
>>120264866
The rap was still good because of Newton's versus, despite wasted potiential. Nye\s roasts were pathetic and redditscience man had to step in and contribute nothing—probably the most onesided versus ever. I think there's some charm to how it was just a stomping by Newton, since he really is incomparable to two modern hardly scientists
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Is there a single "historical figure vs. modern pop culture icon" battle that isn't a complete stomp in favor of the historical figure?

>Vlad vs. Dracula
>Bill Nye vs. Newton
>Artists vs. TMNT
>Thanos vs. Oppenheimer

All curbstomps. Seems like it's a lot easier to write disses against someone who doesn't have the benefit of history filtering everything but the most important things they did.
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>>120277013
Artists vs TMNT was a stomp because it was one of the ones where one rapper gets twice the lines of the other. They aren't interested in doing even matches, just entertaining ones. Irwin vs Cousteau is one of the other ones desu
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>>120277138
>>120277013
I miss Ian and Anthony
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Yeah, time to leave. It's been nice knowing you /co/, but my consciousness says I can't play with you any more.
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>>120277174
Okay I guess
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ERB Mount Rushmore:
>Gates vs Jobs
>Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters
>Philosophers
>Roosevelt vs Churchill
honorable mention to Joker vs Pennywise just for production values alone
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>>120278516
Unironically the costumes were amazing
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Did he win it? Or was it Ash?
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>>120279362
I rewatched it, Ash won but I felt both were rather weak
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>>120265931
Good thing I keep tums in the slave 1,
cause your style makes me spacesick
and your bars are like your old pal cable
fucking basic

I like the voice Peter did for this
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>>120279362
Can't watch that video without thinking of the time a guy stole Darwin's finishing line in a random Paladins lobby I was in. He, completely unprompted, said something like "man fighting their tank is so hard. As hard as the wood that Oak gave Ash's mother :)" like it was his. I don't know if it was a reference or what, nobody acknowledged it. Did he think he was being funny?
It makes me wonder if stealing lines from ERB is some sort of phenomenon because I did the same thing a long time ago. My brother commented on the consumerist nature of the idea of Santa Claus being the icon of Jesus's birth and I said, "He took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass". My brother didn't laugh either. It's painful remembering it.
Sorry for the blogpost
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>>120280523
Nothing wrong with using funny lines from media every now and then, specially if they're adequate like that of Santa Claus in your anecdote.

Except "the wood Oak gave to Ash's mother". It's a horrible line, and I hate that a battle as good as Darwin VS Ash ends on such a stupid phrase.
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>>120254639
This I loved this one.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0pnTm-KK9k
I just rewatched the Mythbusters one and holy shit the line "It's time to bring the B team back from the dead" and it's Tory, Grant, and Terry. With Grant actually being dead. It hits different.
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>>120280964
Fuck me I forgot that happen
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Oh hey Reddit.
So you just stopping by on your way somewhere, or..?
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