Is it canon ? Are they all actually actresses ?
>>120249336I have a better question does these somehow make the movies less real?Like what does it change eitherway?
>>120249336NoBut they're not really the real ones either. They're from a "Which Princess are you?" Game. Which explains why none of the have knowledge of their sequel like ariel daughter or mom.
>>120249443thisthread over
>>120249443This. Disney doesn't allow their characters to crossover, so they do all sorts of little "outs" like this. They're not the REAL characters, they're toys/game sprites/trading cards brought to life!The last thing I remember them doing that had actual character crossover was Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom, and even that had the "neutral territory" bit of them being in Disney World.
>>120249535>Disney doesn't allow their characters to crossover,Unless it's for weeb autists.
>>120249681what?
>>120249535What about Kingdom Hearts?
>>120249734What about Disney Infinity?
>>120249765Toy versions>>120249734They never meet up. The "no meddling" thing Donald spouts came froM DISNEY
>>120249336Is there anyone else that would totally watch like a netflix show that's the avengers of the Disney Princesses? Where all the princesses get together to deal with some problem, and occasionally reference other disney canon? Cause I'd watch the shit out of that.
>>120249535House of Mouse
>>120251701See, that's one of their weird rules. The crossovers can happen "on neutral ground". House of Mouse was OK, so long as Ariel never goes to Agrabah or whatever. It's also why they can do stage shows in the parks, Disney Land is "neutral". Same as the Princesses in Hollow Bastion.
>>120249443What the hell is mulan and jasmine wearing?
>>120251731That explains Roger Rabbit.
>>120249734It's literally part of Kingdom Hearts lore that if the movies were allowed to crossover, it could cause them to be destroyed.It's why you change your appearance to blend in as much as possible when you got to a new world.>>120249765You can only cross over in the sandbox mode, for the actual story content you are only allowed to use characters from that universe in that universe.
>>120253237Is this an edit or did Donald actually say this? Seems like he'd need a glass of water halfway through
>>120252852Chlothes?
>>120253237The fact that there was someone at Disney who’s job was make up very specific rules for any sort of crossover event, and got paid to do this, just amazes me.
>>120249535What about the Hercules episode with Aladdin? Did the rule come later? Or does it only apply to princesses?
>>120249336Fuck, who's the blonde that ain't Cinderella again?
>>120253446The rule came later. Back in the day Walt let his movies cross over in comics all the time.
>>120249712Garsh, did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?
>>120256382Observe
>>120249336Cinderella looks weird with ears
>>120252852Mulan: some chinese princess clothesJasmine: Snu snu/ belly dance atire.
>>120257002>>120257111Look at all those clothes. Those poor nice
>>120257111What's going on in Arielle's crotch?
>>120249336What the FUCK did they do to Jasmine?
>>120249336Some of the girls are giving each other weird looks.
>>120253237Is the manga canon to the games? I don't think so.
>>120257777Checked.
>>120253237Disney: We can't do any actual crossover. That would be meddling.Nickelodeon:
>>120257002>>120257111Imagine Ralph getting captured by these repressed horny princesses and all of the getting their way with him, hahaha wouldn't it be funny if something like that happened
>>120257111Pocahontas and Ariel look so lewd.
>>120249443>Someone mods the game>The princess avatars/sprites are now trapped in a Corruption of Champions parody
>>120259354>every piece of rule 34 and hentai is canon according to Disney
>>120257002>>120257111Princess Animated Universe fucking when
>>120249336It is not really clear because the movie treats them like actresses but at the same time they behave like they are the original characters.
>>120259586This is actually pretty terrifying, because fanfiction would count under that as well and we all know how fucked up things get.The Dark multiverse isn't real, the Dark multiverse isn't real, he Dark multiverse isn't real...
>>120249336For me, it's the B-Team "unofficial" Disney Princesses
>>120253364That’s what he really said in the manga. But also, Comic Book Donald has always had long lines of dialog, he only doesn’t talk much on the animations because the voice actors have throats that can get sore.
>>120259254It is.But even if it wasn’t, Donald brings this up in the first game when Aladdin asks to go with them to rescue Jasmine.Timestamp 13:10https://youtu.be/XRGGVRBoUP8
>>120260258Literally only 3 are actual princesses
>>120257111Unrelenting SEX with Ariel until neither of us have the strength to move our legs and we just lay there in a puddle of sweat and cum
>>120260258Who the one on the far left?>>120260310And how how many official Disney Princesses are actual princesses?
>>120249535>This. Disney doesn't allow their characters to crossoverBoy, talk about Mighty Mouse
>>120249336god that movie fucking sucked. it's all FEMINISM WOMEN DREAMS INSECURITIES it's like they got a twitter teenager to write it.
>>120260258Is a crime that Alice is never included, Its like the 4th real movie they ever did. Shorts compendiums aren't really feature films.
>>120260953>Sleeping Beauty Allegory.>Its clearly Snow White's dress.
>>120260321
>>120260258Since when is Alice a princess?
>>120253446Was there time travel involved in that bc there's like 1500 yrs in-between heroic Greece and 1001 Knights Baghdad
>>120259291>:This isn't YouTube.
>>120254662AuroraSleeping Beauty"I know you, I danced with once upon a dream"Ms. "I'm not going to get into an arranged marriage, I met this cute guy in the woods, oh wait conveniently he's the one I'm arranged to and he's rich lol"
>>120261954Yeah i know. I just thought a greentext wouldn't feel right with that post.
>>120251657Would there be a map showing how all their kingdoms border on each other?I like maps.
>>120261374are you fucking retarded
>>120260855>And how how many official Disney Princesses are actual princesses?All of them except Mulan.Six by blood.Three by marriage.Three by both blood and marriage (double princesses).
>>120249336What ever happened to fuck the stereotypes im a Disney president?>>120260855That live action movie that was animated and she gets teleportedf to the real worldAlso Mulan is the only non Disney princess, daughters of chieftains count as princesses
>>120262176Did the dwarves make a glass cover for snow white?
>>120262480Walt cribbed that pit from a different, lesser known fairy tale, The Glass Casket.
>>120249336
>>120257777
>>120260953>We are going to hug you to death
>>120262286>Three by marriage.Then wouldn't that make them Queens or am i misunderstanding how the monarchy works?>>120262368>daughters of chieftains count as princessesOK, i think the title for that is different but OK.Also, thanks for letting me know who she is. I watched that movie but i keep forgetting it.
>>120262602Please tell me that this is an edit.
>>120263149It's not. It's the exact moment he discovered the scene
>>120249734no one has any idea what is going on in Kingdom Heartsthe out is they made the story a complete clusterfuck
>>120262661I mean, why even wear a bra with this mosquito bites.
>>120257002Why is Naveen still a frog?
>>120263287>>120249443
>>120263244Because your shirt rubbing against your nipples is uncomfortable
>>120263133>Then wouldn't that make them Queens or am i misunderstanding how the monarchy works?Charming's father and Naveen's parents are still around and actively ruling their respective kingdoms, so Cinderella and Tiana are still only princesses.We don't know what the situation is with Beast's parents. Maybe they're still around and he just lives away from them. Or maybe he has an older brother and therefor won't inherent the throne. In either scenario, Belle would only be a princess, not a Queen.
>>120249443>>120249535Oh nice, so I can appreciate sexytimes of them with a clean conscience.
>>120263352This.Unless your shirt is made of soft materials.
>>120264418Even that can be too much. Depends on how sensitive your nips are.
>>120261352>>120262602Is it just me or do Elsa and Anna look like their /r9k/ versions?
>>120264985As a male I found this out with my first marathon.
>>120265383Yeah, it might feel fine at first, but repetitive friction over an extended time period can become a problem. For men and women.
>>120265244Is there a specific /r9k/ look? I guess I thought people just drew them in random modern clothes and called it /r9k/.
>>120260855Mulan is the only non-Princess from the official line, and the only reason she’s there is because they don’t have another Asian to use.
>>120249443Mulan isn't a princess.
>>120265789You know about /frz/? Frac described her quite well.
>>120263387Prince Adam(beasts Offical name) is only 22 according to the opening monologue.m and his castle is rather hidden. My guess is he’s either not eligible for the throne and was thus a regional leader, or he was sent to a smaller countryside castle for his education. But with how young he is, I highly doubt his parents are dead
>>120266324I do, but I filtered out all the namefags. My knowledge is limited to the fic itself.
>Ariel wearing loose fitting clothing and is barefoot all the timeUNF x20
>>120267512mermaid tummy
>>120249336better question: which ones are futas?
>>120267673All of them. But Jasime is the biggest. Also, what's the deal with some of the 'fuck me' eyes?
>>120267673U mom
>>120267710Elsanna topping Tiana, Merida and Belle topping Snow White, Mulan and Jasmine hatefucking while Cinderella watches, Moana and Ariel having consensual missionary sex on a beach, Pocahantas and Sleeping Beauty watching them all- one bewildered and the other disgusted- while playing with each other's clits, and Rapunzel ready to fuck you
one of you post mulan
>>120267783
>>120267847How far can you go?
>>120267525delete this picture
>>120268075Aw, you don't mean that, anon...
>>120267661Jasmine tummy
>>120267975On a blue board? That's about the limit
>>120267661You’d think that with all the waist swimming that Ariel would have rock hard abs
>>120267710One thing you’ll learn the more you investigate animators is that they’re all extremely horny. Man or woman, gay or straight, they’re all sexually repressed from being at a desk all day every day. They can’t always hide it and it often shows up in their work
>>120249336>Jasmine's face
>>120260855Giselle from Disney's Enchanted. She's 2d for only about 5% of the film, but its still a good watch. It's one of the few live actions I like along with Sky High.
>>120268774The film itself is fine, but it started Disney’s current trend of mocking what made them a household name. Granted it’s done respectfully in Enchanted, the aftermath it started more or less caused the decline in quality. Also it has some fucking gorgeous hand drawn animation and it makes you cry knowing that they won’t ever do 2D again
>>120261698She's a Princess of Heart.
>>120261698Giselle, Eilowyn, and Kida are the only princesses in this picture.
>>120268480What about /aco/>>4873749
>>120260310One could argue that Meg marries a pince of OlympusAnd Jane becomes queen of the jungle- if Elsa and Anna can be disney princess squad despite each bumping up to queen then so can she
>>120269056Tarzan isn’t really a king by power as he doesn’t lead his tribe of gorillas, but in terms of managing he’s a king I guess.And while Hercules is prince of Olympus, I don’t think that really counts in the realm of Gods. I’m not really sure how that works, especially since the movie mixed the story of Hercules with the story of Perseus
>>120264985>>120265606You can always put a bandaid over your nipples.
>>120269970Yup, I've used some of the big square ones and they worked great.
>>120263352>>120264418>>120264985Why are you posting like you have experience having small breasts?
>>120271169
>>120262480It's been a long time since I watched Snow White, but aren't they master crafters? Didn't they craft their house with beautiful intricate detail and Snow White commented on it?
Normally I think she's the most boring princess but her butt was pretty cute in these jeans.
>>120271949Yes, that is indeed what happened. It’s also not explicitly stated in the movie, but it’s implied that they make jewelry with the gems in their mine.
>>120271951Just imagine. There was a special committee with the sole purpose of deciding how sexy to make these princesses.
>>120261698The world of _Through the Looking Glass_ is a cosmic chess game, and Alice is cast as a White Pawn. She advances row by row as the story goes on. Toward the end, she reaches her goal and is crowned a Queen.So yeah, technically Alice is a Princess.
>>120272328No, she isn’t. Don’t add your fanfic into the discussion
>>120272389Umm, have you read the original "Alice" stories?
>>120272328Sounds like Tim Burton movie.
>>120272328...no, because there's no Princess piece in Chess. Becoming a Queen doesn't make you a Princess any more than turning into a butterfly makes you a caterpillar.
>>120272463I have first edition copies in fact. Becoming a queen does not mean one was ever a princess. Especially if you dethrone someone
>>120272553I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
>>120271169I don't want to talk about it.
>>120272593You’ll never be a little girl anon, get over it. Just enjoy the cock you were born with
>>120272607Is that all you can think about? I think trannyfags have dethroned footfags with insisting their fetish is everywhere
>>120272593It's ok anon, I'm sure you're somebody's type.
>>120249443Oh really? didn't watched the movie tho
>>120273213>>120272593Just make sure your friends know beforehand when you're going to meet that somebody
>>120274352Well yeah. Tell your family and friends where you're going, and bring a knife. That's how I was raised.
>>120273213>you have value because you make a man's peepee tingly
>>120249734>something something meddling>something something it doesn't matter because of Union X
>>120260321You make a pretty good point
>>120260321>Legs>Not having fish sex What are you gay
>>120260258Soul>>120249443Soulless
>>120277943Fish sex basically equals to jacking off in the water while Ariel swims around my cumAt least with legs I get to stick it in a hole
>>120259354So Princess Quest?
>>120277889Why aren't the Arabs mad as fuck at the horrendous depiction of Jasmine?
>>120278088>wants legs>still sticks it in the hole, defeating the entire purpose of having legs in the first placeNow I KNOW you're gay
>>120260310Neither is Moana; Mulan nor Pocahontas
>>120278525Moana and Pocahontas as chief’s daughters, basically princesses. Maui even quips about that.Mulan isn’t, but they needed a token asian
>>120268909>when you finally understand the reference
>>120251731And then there is Frozen which just decided to put Eugene and Rapunzel in and launched a thousand fan theories about weddings that they destroyed in the sequel
>>120261352>Thirty years ago, anime declared war. The cartoons of the world had no answer, until they called upon a small group of heroes. Princesswatch was created to rescue humanity from the Anime Crisis. We became the greatest waifus of 2D and 3D mankind has ever seen! You were chosen because you had autism and free time that made you— You joined because you... You already know this... Look, the people decided they were better off without us. They even called us old hags! They tore our family apart. But look around! Someone has to do something! We have to do something! We can make a difference again. The world needs us now, more than ever! Are you with me?
>>120251657Yes, it is a common idea in these threads. Could be just cute, but an overarching story would be the best. Using build up episodes or series with focusing on a different group of princesses and eventually big crossovers.
>>120268667Sorry but princesses are soft and squishy.
>>120267936>Just calm down, calm down. Nobody needs to get frozen and die a horrible death because they upset you. But you told them not to upset you, thousands of times! You told them! Where is Anna? Need to grab Anna to calm down.
>>120253237Cause a child in FF clothes, a talking duck and dog wearing human clothes fit in perfectly in Tarzan.
>>120267936In this shot Rapunzel actually looks close to her original design. It's all about the nose.
>>120267767As a Jasminefag I was really disappointed in her casual clothes. I expected more. She was the original fancy tomboy princess.
>>120269001Damn, Jasmine had her action hair >>120280460 in the original plans. Would have been great.
>>120278309>every princess looks horny>except MeridaIs thare something yi'll waant tae tell us lassie?
>>120256527Based Walt.
>>120278180
>>120249535What a fucking stupid post how uninformed can you get
>>120261428why is ariel allowed to look so lewd
>>120259323amen
>>120278309WHY DO THEY KEEP BITING THEIR LIPS SUGGESTIVELY WTF MANNNNN
>>120282234yo these are too reactive for the good of their age-rating
>>120282282Elsa, it’s not safe to stand on the flying carpet...!
>>120249336>>120257002>>120257111>>120260953>>120261352>>120282493Mark my words, once Disney is done remaking every classic Disney movie into live action, they are going to go into 3D remakes of classic Disney movies next. Wreck it Ralph 2 was just them testing the waters. Its going to be an endless cycle of remakes.
>>120266250>>120282493Funny to complain about princesses when they have Pocahontas.
>>120282353She can just iceman down wherever.
>>120282651Sounds great. There's always nostalgia to be mined. I'm not a live-action fan, but I'd watch 3D remakes.
>>120282840>If only you knew how bad things really were
>>120282651At least I can fap to CGI. Live action does nothing to me.
>>120283101Why is mulan fully dressed to go out when the object was to make comfy clothes?
>>120282493
>>120283128She's an ethnicity so pay extra respect by making her extra different.
>>120283101Look at Anna's fat fucking thighs
>>120283101>>120283128I love Mulan's outfit so much>>120283387Have you ever seen a woman? They're normal
>>120257002>>120257111So we rolling for a princess or what? And why did lesbians insist Mulan was brimming with lesbian energy in this movie? She just looks ... normal? Not like she's trying to cop a feel of the other girls or anything.
>>120283539I wouldn't say "brimming", but her outfit is kind of dykey. It's less feminine than all the others. I could see her picking up girls while wearing it.
>>120283539Hard to explain. I get the same feeling. Maybe because I want her to pin me against the wall and kiss me.
>>120280265I can dig it
>>120283919>they see your dick
>>120283403>/fa/ mulan
>>120284213>everyone smiles>except Belle, Rapunzel and Elsa>"There won't be any kidnapping and getting chained up in the dungeon I guess..."
>>120280183Wasn't that an easter egg? Just like Tiana being there
>>120284562>just an easter eggmaybe, but when has that ever stopped a fan theory?
>>120283474Was Merida really 'bout to shoot an arrow into a toddler?
>>120284562>easter eggMarvel ruined itNow everything has to be connected to create a shared universe.
>>120283647Are tomboys allowed to exist anymore
>>120284718Yep. Some of them kiss girls though.
>>120284713>"what if these movies were connected?" was invented in the last ten yearsHello zoomer
>>120284718Transgenders are what's threatening the existence of tomboys, not lesbians
>>120285115>Ariel with her lil forkcute
>>120260258thats one sexy child.
>>120285115>>120285489Pocahontas gets a club like she's a caveman. That could have gave her an axe or bow and arrow.
>>120285663I think it's her dad's murder-club.
>>120285556"Walt, we've been over this..."
>>120285711>>120285663
>>120260297And it's still true you can't actually crossover characters into different worlds in Infinity.
>>120285732Ok, nevermind. So she was straight up going to bludgeon this little girl to death, cool.
>>120280513Their into jailbait little girls.
>>120282040Naruto doesnt exist
>>120285732What the fuck? Why would she use that for anything? It's a tool of intolerance and racism. She should have burned it.
>>120285784Anna was just gonna punch her death
>>120249377The Disney Princess Cinematic Universe
>>120249336>Ariel Aurora Belle Mulan looks fine in 3d>Jasmine, Tiana, Snow White, Pocahontas and Cinderella look off modelWhy do they look like cosplayers?
>>120286503What they did to my Rapunzel is unforgivable
>>120286179As she should
I really didn't want to like "Ralph Breaks The Internet". I wanted another movie about adventures in vidya, and I hated the blatant corporate self-shilling throughout the movie, "Look at all the stuff we OWN!", not to mention the really shitty moral and Vanellope's hypocrisy. ... But there were a lot of really fun moments and ideas, and some genuinely great animation. I was loving the Disney brand shit at the same time I was hating it.
>>120286815I don't care what side of the fence you're on, Cinderella breaking her slipper into a shiv is fucking hilarious.
>>120286815It wasn't WIR2 and they shouldn't have shit all over the first movie.If they'd have Vannelope say "Turbotastic" at the end, it would have explained things and left things open for another movie.
>>120286815it's the oposite for me in the regard of nice moments and beautiful animation, the way it was in service of the dumb fucking plot and the destruction of the characterization of both ralph and vanellopee made it a worse thing than had it just been mediocre.
>>120285489Who would attack anyone with a hairbrush?
>>120287132They should have just made a princess avengers movie in its own self-contained universe, so that they could still have their dumb little "out" about crossovers.
>>120287284good for spanking
>>120286170It's not if an injun does it
>>120282651I'd rather have 3D remakes than the trash we're getting
>>120286815>>120287060If you look at Vennelope only. She giv s up trying to save her game mid-way through the movie and just want to jump on another game. If Ralph took her advice straight up and left her game would have been thrown out.
>>120283809It reminds me of her OUAT actress
>>120289186Damn give a warning next time almost fell in love
>>120289186Best Mulan
>>120259303>request Ralph having an orgy with all the princesses when the movie came out>some mad man actually did it
>>120289629I need a link
>>120289186
>>120289733https://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=76636
>>120290983Merida and Rapunzel umph!
>>120290983Nice
>>120290983Cant believe no ones written a fanfic based on this concept
>>120290983Shit art.
>>120291855That just means you have to write it yourself
>>120287945They butchered Ralph as well.
>>120249734It may seem weird but KH has specific rules about that. They're only allowed to meet in neutral territory (Hollow Bastion) and there's no actual cutscene where they interact with each other or even appear at the same time, just a bit of optional text dialogue in the room where they hang out on your second visit where they barely acknowledge each other.
>>120261698Since when is Elsa a princess? And Mulan?
>>120292911>Since when is Elsa a princess?Since the start of the first movie in 2013. Though she was never officially inducted as a Disney Princess(tm). Probably because Frozen makes more money than all the other girls put together.
>>120293397Or because she soon gets promoted to queen and Anna ends up being the princess.
>>120293531Wrong, Anna was never considered a "Disney Princess(tm)" either. >>120293397 is right about the reason.
>>120293531Now they're both queens and neither was ever a Disney Princess, for reasons unknown to me
If there ever was a Disney Princess Avengers, /co/ would do nothing but shit on it. And ask for porn, of course. Shit and ask for porn, but nothing more.
>>120293711It would have 24/7 general threads both here and on /aco/
>>120293774And in the /co/ general people would shit on it, complain about how there's always a general and talk about porn.
>>120249336>ELSANNA CAN BE CANONFUCKING YES
>>120286815>no love for he asked for trouble the moment he came hippo
>>120293942Blu-ray extra
>>120249336another questionare Vanellope and Ralph dating? Because movie does note make any sense if them are just friends
>>120294246kek
>>120293928It’s been possible for 7 years, this just opened the Elsanna multiverse
>>120289186>>120289523>>120290954Jaime Chung is a goddess, jesus christ she's hot. If I recall they made Mulan lesbian for Aurora in OUAT, not sure why besides the brownie points from the alphabet people.
>>120249336If House of Mouse is anything to go by, then I would say yes. Which means they most likely fuck each other on the regular between takes.
>>120285115>Cinderella wielding her broken glass slipper like a shiv.Damn, Disney...
>>120294811All those pretty girls, stuck in that room and nothing to do but each other...
>>120294246I can jump on this tangent and start drawing stuff
>>120284685Not before Mulan chopped her head off, looks like.
>>120294983please go ahead
>>120294983I'M GONNA WRECK IT!!!!
>>120294771You recall correctly. It didn't even go anywhere, Aurora shot her down and then Mulan disappeared from the show.
>>120295684>mfw we could've had official Disney softcore lesbian porn in OUAT but they chickened outThe show already had edgy shit in it, so it's not like it was family friendly in the 1st place. Either go all in with the edgy adult shit or don't bother.
>>120295625Post more if you got em
>>120294771>>120295684She is a goddess. And it could have been great.
>>120295936Nice pits
>>120249535NIGGA, there's that dumb fujoshit disney villain AU that's sweeping in japan now.
>>120278180imagine the smell
>>120292321maybe, but it's a top tier concept that requires further exploramationand I may be the one to take upon that dutyI'm just waiting for someone to rip that Merida model, no Merida no go
>>120271951I like Snow White the most outta the bunch
>>120296760Those are OCs though.
>>120293942he fucking killed itbest part of the song
>>120257002
>>120252852I always thought it was weird they try to pretend Mulan was a princess when she never actually was one.
>>120297402Cuties. I like Anna's outfit and that Raps' hair is a bit frazzled.
>>120249336>ywn get a Disney Channel series set in the WiR2 internet world where the princesses discover that there is more to life than just shilling for Disney and decide to branch out and try new things
>>120297835>top 10 pictures taken seconds before disaster
>>120297931Hah!
>>120297919It would probably be on Disney+ instead, but I'd kill for something like this
>>120260883CARLOOOOOOOOOS
Which princess should get some attention next?note Alice and Snow White already have naughty bits
>>120298958I’ve been in an Ariel mood lately...
I always love seeing production stuffgot any more?
>>120293711I would love and shill it no matter how bad it is.
>>120294375Blasphemy. Jasmine would never hold her arm like that.
>>120294246I'd rather she and Rancis are dating.
>>120249535That seems to be lax, lately.In the Frozen books, they mention the Kingdom of Corona by name as a diplomatic tie.
>>120300213Honestly, the same. I've wanted it for a years.
Consider
>>120298958Just go all in with Snow White. First time she's looking good.
>>120300660>No Jasmine>No CIndy>No MeridaWhy?
>>120263222You're an idiot. Story's perfectly fine if you play the goddamn games.>>120276447???What does Union X have to do with Disney character crossovers?
Vanellope... ya gotta feel sorry for her... she's supposed to be nine years old - but her game came out in '97. That's gotta be frustrating, fifteen-plus years in a preteen body.So... imagining her as a Baby Herman style adult-in-kid-body thing is funny as hell...Picture Calhoun and Vanellope at a bar, Calhoun lazily nursing a mug of beer, quietly eyerolling as Vanellope gestures sloppily with a half-drained bottle of cake-flavored vodka, voice slurred as she rambles.> "Ya got it easy, Sarge... yer already grown an' tall, with th' voice an' boobz an' an' shtufflikethat... don't nobody mistake ya for anything less than adult, even if yer game's so new th' paint on the cabinet's not even scuffed. Me, not so lucky - game came out in '97, an' f'r fifteen years Imma frikkin' nine-year-old. I'm freakin' twenn...twenty-four, an' still get treated like I oughta be worryin' about missing the schoolbus. You prob'ly got fanboys goin' nuts wonderin' what's under the armor; me, I've been through so many damn candy-canes - and I don't mean eatin' - it's a wonder my friggin' twat hasn't turned stripey... Not like I could do much else t' scratch that itch... th' rest of the racers are in the same boat as me... boys're hung like tootsie-rolls - "fun-size", my ass - so can't do a damn thing with 'em. Heck, the whole game's made of cake n' candy n' junk like that; it's a wonder I don't fukkin' piss lemonade - oh, wait, that's right, I DO. Hell, itzall jusss..."And then she burps, wobbles, and falls off her chair. Calhoun sighs, picks her up, tosses the barkeep pay for the booze, and carries the passed-out Vanellope out under one arm like a big sack of caramels.
>>120297919>Elsa discovers her a Ralph have a few similarities >start hanging out more>she gets a crush on him and the rest of the Princess crew tease her endlessly about it
>>120302025based Icebreaker poster
>>120298958Are these models available somewhere?
>>120302025>>120302453
>>120301239KH makes no sense even to people who have played it.
Anyone have that Power Ranger picture?
>>120304011You're an utter buffoon.
Rapunzel's dress always kind of looks like she's wearing a t-shirt over a (low cut) longer sleeved shirt.
>>120249336>Know someone that looks like ArielGod I want to fuck her
>>120253409Well, while they seem too paranoid about it, it's not that they have nothing to be wary off, a major crossover could end up undermining the individual movies, even the future ones.
>>120283128I mean, the Scottish girl is wearing shoes
>>120249336Why does Jasmine look like she's about to rape them all?
>>120284829Why would trans women want to dress as the gender they wish to escape?
>>120301239>Story is perfectly fine as long as you okay with retconsI guess star wars makes sens too
>>120306063>Playing the games is "retcons"Yet another idiot.
>>120249336Jasmine is so fucking ugly im so sad
Wasn't there some guy who did Power Rangers fanart of them?
>>120306100I love kingdom hearts. But the story is fucking trash. Go to Parser and suck Nomura's dick in public, but I will not tolerate filthy lies here
>>120289186What is see OUTA? A disney """"parody""""" porn series?
>>120306483Once Upon A Time, a Disney soap opera that ran for 7 seasons
>>120306808Damn, even Mulan. They really were riding the disney name. Was the knockoff the series good?
Oh I'm retarded. Never knew this was Disney all along. Confusing
>>120306428Nobody asked for your worthless opinion. The topic being discussed was whether the story was understandable, which it is if you play the goddamn games. You're on /co/ and should be well versed with stories more complex than "put sword into evil monster", yet you act like you're a dumbass from /v/. So what gives?
>>120306886Yeah, it aired on ABC which is owned by Disney. I'm surprised they haven't revived it for Disney+
>>120306905You're being extremely aggressive about your nonsensical game that features Mickey in a black trenchcoat.
>>120306391Choose one
>>120259291>the Nicktoons Unite seriesToybots & Volcano Island are alright. but jesus christ, every other game in that series aged like milk.
>>120306966Perhaps I'm tired of conversing with morons who think the series is incomprehensible because the story is longer than just one game and don't bother getting into the others. Perhaps I'm tired of seeing the same lazy secondaries everywhere I go, even on places where long stories are standard fare.Perhaps I'm tired of seeing dumbasses like you who see a screenshot from the games and go "durrr story is nonsensical brain not work"Ever think about that?
>>120307283Explain the story in less than 100 words.
>>120307353>Hey can you spoonfeed an ADHD-riddled secondary like meHow about no
>>120307283I'm tired of kh fanboys constantly being in denial. You're okay with other series getting shit, but kh suddenly has a free pass? The criticisms are there because they have a fucking point. Kh3 has an unfinished story, DDD added shit time travel plot which is always a bad idea and contradicts canon time travel mechanics that already existed in kh2. Kh3 ending contradicted motive in BbS. The story is bad. If you think 4chan is a safe space,
>>120307473Then you're just screaming with nothing to back it up. Go jerk off to anime OCs fighting Goofy.
>>120298958This is fucking amazing! Could you give Tiana her default pre princess hair? She looks too different. And give jasmine that pointy tail like that time she was a dominatrix in the series?
>>120307482You think you're gonna get a pass just because you're an idiot?>Kh3 has an unfinished storyNo it doesn't. Loose ends from the other stories are tied up here and it concludes the main scenario of the evil scientist dude trying to turn the moon evil. It starts a new story after.>DDD added shit time travel plot which is always a bad ideaSo you're a retard who can't follow time travel plots. Got it. Time travel plots are simple, by the way.>contradicts canon time travel mechanics that already existed in kh2.Nope. Timeless River is a unique world and the series establishes that there are multiple methods of time travel, each with their own rules. Which you'd know if you played the games.>Kh3 ending contradicted motive in BbSNo it doesn't. Xehanort wanted to see if mankind was worthy of the world being reborn, and wanted to see what would happen if he triggered that rebirth himself instead of leave the world in the status quo it is. Again, you'd have to be stupid to not get it.>The story is bad. If you think 4chan is a safe space,You're an idiot who clearly can't follow more than one story thread at a time, much less complete your own posts. If you think 4chan is a safe space, then you're wrong, kiddo.
>>120307671You were doing SO well until you said kiddo and then you completely invalidated yourself...
>>120298958I need the rear view of this
>>120307482Brutal
>>120257111Arial looks like Belle delphine and I can't get it out of my head.
>>120267847m-more?
>>120308068Kinda yeah
>>120306886One of the seasons was an extended live-action sequel to Frozen that brought in the HCA Snow Queen as their wicked aunt.
>>120306984What's up with this Power Rangers Zeo fetishist? He had X-Men Evolution girls did this pose too.
In some of the mobile games you can have multiple princesses fighting together, does that count?
>>120308206Yeah, and the fans hated it. The Frozen characters just invaded an established show, retconned a bunch of things to be about them, and left again.
>>120307671>. Loose ends from the other stories are tied up here and it concludes the main scenario of the evil scientist dude trying to turn the moon evil. It starts a new story after.Yet they still not finished with the huge box subplot and wasn't done with main bad guy after all on current mobile game sequel. This is a terrible "final chapter" sequel. Plus important conversations by bad characters make no fucking sense because it ties to mobile game story not even released at the time. So you can't go in order. And a lot of the confusing parts introduced to kh3 are not loose ends, they are new elements added for no fucking reason other than for the sake of being """""mysterious"""" while shittying up the grand finale of the saga. Which ended up not being the end after all in said mobile phone game. >Crying and namecallingCrying isn't a valid argument. You didn't add anything to this>Makes up how time works. Oops psyke! This is how time really works. Oops, psyke again, this is the real way to time travel, forget about how the last one works. Psyke some more, acshually this is how time travelling really works. Psyke! I was pretending to be retarded, this power that had nothing to do with time before is actually another way to time travel. There are multiple ways to time travelThis is bad writing. Of course this shit doesn't make sense. If a writer is going to establish rules about their lore, respecting their own rules will at least keep things consistent.>Telling liesHe talked about wanting balance in BbS, fucking liar. No wonder you think the stories aren't confusing, you don't pay attention to the goddamn important ass plot points. The more one connects the dots, the more it just doesn't fit.>Bitching about not finishing thingsYeah I wonder who all the 7 Princesses of Hearts are at the moment in kh3. Oh right, it's unfinished
>>120308225It's the same "not REALLY the princesses" exception that WiR used. Those ones are from a quiz site, and ones from games like Mirrorverse are explicitly from alternate dimensions.
>>120282651you say this like it would be bad, beauty and the beast's camera work would be fucking amazing in 3d
>>120308334>Yet they still not finished with the huge box subploBecause that's part of the Chi story, which started in Chi, continued in ReCoded, Back Cover, Union Cross, and KH3. That plot isn't ended and is intentionally left to provide a sequel to the next games.>and wasn't done with main bad guy after all on current mobile game sequel.Xehanort is fucking dead. The main bad guy for most of the games is gone.>Plus important conversations by bad characters make no fucking sense because it ties to mobile game story not even released at the time.It was all released and available at the time, boyo. You were just too lazy to get into it to understand those conversations. Other people were able to piece them together because surprise! They paid attention.>So you can't go in order.Stop being lazy. Always experience everything in release order.>And a lot of the confusing parts introduced to kh3 are not loose ends, they are new elements added for no fucking reason other than for the sake of being """""mysterious"""You're going to have to elaborate, because this means fuckall.>while shittying up the grand finale of the saga.This was always said to be the grand finale of the "Dark Seeker" arc. Not the games. Thinking it's the grand finale to the series is something you came up with on your own.
>>120308710>Of course this shit doesn't make sense. If a writer is going to establish rules about their lore, respecting their own rules will at least keep things consistent.Of course things are consistent if you fucking PAY ATTENTION. Xehanort explains his method of time travel in DDD and complains that Yen Sid's method, which Sora and Riku use, is far less restrictive. Maleficent uses Xehanort's method, and escapes by forcing an escape pod to use a method of time travel that kills the user, requiring body reconstruction after arrival. All of these methods are explained and have their own defined rules. Again, it seems you cannot follow more than one plot thread, or understand why Xehanort uses the one he does.>He talked about wanting balance in BbS, fucking liar.Yeah no shit, hence the "see if mankind is worthy of the great light" part. A man can and does have multiple incentives for doing the things he does, pay closer attention.>Yeah I wonder who all the 7 Princesses of Hearts are at the moment in kh3. Oh right, it's unfinishedThat part wasn't needed to be known and used as an incentive to get the heroes to play ball, which they were always going to do regardless. Sora's goal was to regain his strength he lost at the end of DDD. That involved going to worlds and meeting people, including some of the new seven hearts. Finding them all wasn't necessary.Try to actually use deductive reasoning next time you experience a story, dipshit.
>>120249336>that jasminegets me every time
>>120302517yes deviantarthttps://www.deviantart.com/whitepaopu/gallery/all>>120307615I plan on giving all these models their movie dress, I just like this standardized WiR2 artstyle more pleasing or whateverAlso I will probably just use this Jasmine model and give her the casual dress since I think her WiR2 model is the only one worsehttps://smutba.se/project/29542/>>120307987They all have the same flatness, I'll have to do some editorial decisions as to who has the biggest badonk
>>120249443>But they're not really the real ones either.So the real Princesses have to deal with a bunch of copy Princesses?
>>120308710The story pieced together is bad. And most of the pieces are highly unnecessary. It's a confusing mess because none of anything we learn can ever safely be called canon because it can be retconned anytimePlaying the games in order or wasting hundreds of dollars in shitty fake games won't change this
>>120308938>The story pieced together is bad.The argument was about if it makes sense or not, not the quality.
>>120286047This
>>120298958Snow Whites 14 you sick fuck.
>>120308207proof?
>>120302025No just no
>>120308283Just like what happened when they started cramming Frozen shit into the theme parks.
>>120309036yes
>>120308938>The story pieced together is bad.Try to stay on topic, idiot.>And most of the pieces are highly unnecessary.Again, something you made up in your mind. A preconception that reality clashed with and left you reeling.>It's a confusing mess because none of anything we learn can ever safely be called canon because it can be retconned anytimeWow, what an excuse for being a dumbass who can't pay attention to how the story develops. You know something said often in KH2 and Days? Nobodies wondering if they actually have hearts. You know what was revealed in DDD? They were right, and Xemnas was deluding them all for an ulterior motive. What a retcon! >Playing the games in order or wasting hundreds of dollars in shitty fake games won't change thisSo you admit you didn't play all the games and read all the stories that KH3 ties into. That's not the game's fault, it's yours. Square assumes that people who follow the series are going to play the video games in it. Was that too big of an assumption for you?
>>120309036I bet she sounds like this when you touch her. https://vocaroo.com/11qshJW92OKa
>>120305829Trans men are also a thing dude
>>120305829I meant the insisting that every tomboy is actually transgender. A tomboy can also be a lesbian, but once they're transgender, they're no longer a tomboy.
>>120282840Why?
>>120309036yes sir
>>120308972And it doesn't. And my goalpost is that people who didn't like the story aren't dumbasses. As I said before>Contradictions>retcons>Extreme amounts of plot twists to world buildingWorld building should have been already done, and then let the plot take place in it.The stories just doesn't follow basic storytelling. It COULD have been interesting, but it being inconsistent with itself all the time is anger inducing and confusing.Even if we ignore the world building aspect of the series, it still doesn't make sense for Xehonart to say "there shouldn't be too much light, darkness is important too" then plunge the world to the brink of death multiple times and causing endless suffering to everybody and then later be all like "I was just testing, need to reset everything" and then go to heaven consequence free. There is no way that ever made sense. And doesn't make sense for Sora not to just jump to Kairi in the first place, and the explanation for same faces,... The absolutely unnecessary introduction of Xion. So much shit. If you can't acknowledge these criticisms. Then yeah. You're the worst kind of kh fanboy
>>120309415>and then go to heaven consequence free. There is no way that ever made sense.you know they killed him, right? he didn't succeed in his goalsthe hell did you want them to do, torture him?
>>120261999Trips don't lie. And remember that Sleeping Beauty was 15.>>120263287>>Why is Naveen still a frog?Tiana told him she was pregnant and he "went out for smokes" which broke the spell and turned him back to a frog.>>120267525Holy Fuck dat buttplug...was that...?... Oh my gentle Jesus that's in the movie.>>120277889There it is again!!>>120285556>>thats one sexy child.That's actually a real quote from Lewis Caroll.
>>120293576Of course she was, but they changed their minds for brand reasons
>>120278181because that's what attractive gulf arab women who aren't 80% plastic actually look like
>>120307046I think they should do a reboot. Same kind of story but with different gameplay.
>>120278180Why did Aurora committed suicide?
>>120295925
>>120309363>>120309344Oh right. Has that been actually happening?If you were talking about that fox from Rock Dog. That was just me saying that because I hate furries so much and it was an easy bait to anger people. And I see that thread pop up all the time months apart so no one can suspect it's me
>>120305498Explain.
>>120308068Do not insult my wife by comparing her to that slut.
>>120261352Samebody
>>120260258If you're gonna put Giselle then you may as well add Star Butterfly and Kairi too
>>120310278>>Dat giant cockHe's gonna wreck it!
>>120249734In 3 they actually got rid of Disney characters as summons and instead it's elementals that take on the form of those characters.
>>120249443/thread
>>120310278Vanellope a CUTE!!
>>120309647>Of course she wassource?
>>120311680Geez what's even the point anymore
>>120311680At this point, what’s the difference?Just say they’re all aliens who take the form of princesses, and give us our princess crossover already.
>>120251528They're all standing together near the end of KH1 when you free them in Hollow Bastion, somewhere before or after you fight Malifecent. You can approach and talk to them all. In Final Mix it's the same room where you can find the secret boss fight against Xemnas or whatever his name is also.
>>120306808First couple seasons of that were legitimately decent until they started packing every character they could in. Tony Amendola and Eion Bailey were great, and Robert Carlyle always carries anything he is in.
>>120314335I loved it, even the Frozen season. The writing was bad and repetitive but it had a strange charm. I wish they'd reboot it.
>>120251731>House of Mouse was OK, so long as Ariel never goes to Agrabah or whatever.Hercules goes the hell to Agrabah.
>>120253390Well they shouldn't!
>>120263133>>daughters of chieftains count as princesses>OK, i think the title for that is different but OK.It depends on the culture. In Polynesia they don't use that title (fun fact: Queen Elizabeth II is Paramount Chief of Fiji). OTOH the white settlers of Virginia called Powhatan a king, so Pocy should be called Princess.
>>120263352>Because your shirt rubbing against your nipples is uncomfortableI'm a man and it's comfortable to not wear a bra.
>>120264985>Depends on how sensitive your nips are.
>>120266325>Prince Adam(beasts Offical name)I want to see him and Belle have to deal with Skeletor.
>>120314809Aren't male nipples pretty much a dead zone? It's very different for women.
>>120278088>Ariel swims around my cumI'm not seeing the problem here...
>>120314809Because your nipples aren't erogenous zones that stiffen painfully at the slightest hint of friction and make you suddenly realise you forgot to wear a bra and you're trapped in a crowded restaurant and then the cute boy you have a crush on just HAPPENS to walk by and he stares at your chest and leaves but then you catch him taking a picture with his phone later
>>120315343>male nipples aren't erogenous zonesThat is incorrect.
>>120315343Speaking from experience are we?
>>120315417Really? In my sample size of asking two guys, they both said they did nothing>>120315625Maybe
>>120310278
>>120308486When the FUCK is Mirrorverse releasing, Disney?
I demand a bad live action Pocahontas movie
>>120249336Half of them would be hella racist to the rest, so maybe
>>120317255I don’t know what that outfit is called, but it’s nice
>>120312510Where's your source Anna was never meant to be included to the Disney Princess line before they found out she'd be a huge success, hypocrite?
>>120318102It's her tights and undershirt haha
>>120317255That's a nicely drawn body. Looks familiar in a very good way.
>>120318413Thanks, I've been practicing with a little /a/natomy, mostly the legs.
>>120253364Its a mistranslation.The actual image literally is just donald saying "shit would be too confusing if we let them cross over and mingle, so its best we leave that to a few people who know what theyre doing"
>>120318625I like the chest and shoulders too. But legs have a nice curve as well. Do you happen to have studied JJFrenchie's stuff?
>>120319130No, but thanks for pointing him my way
>>120249734The characters don't cross over in kingdom hearts. Only the House of Mouse characters get to visit other worlds, and even they don't get to do anything to affect the story.
>Rapunzel wearing sneakersthis will never not be incredibly cursed.
>>120282651If I have to live in a world of these shitty Disney remakes, I would choose CG over live-action. At least CG animation is still vastly more interesting to look at than uncanny realistic lions.
>>120319173is there anywhere one could follow you?
>>120318108Are you strawmanning or just can't read? Huge success makaing her not being a "disney princess" is exactly what I said. But she was never part of the lineup.
>>120317255Come on Rancis!Let's wrestle.
>>120309372Because I like animation more than real women, that’s why I’m here
>>120249734Not canon at all
What's with the constant bumping? If you don't want a thread to die, give a discussion topic or whatever.
>>120324812It's an imageboard
>>120324905Vanellope refuses to go barefoot?
>>120261352Imagine dragging Ralph back, derailing the entire movie and plot, sacrificing the characters al to just make a shitty watered down Disney Infinity movie just so you could put the princesses together to launch a line of Princess Casualwear in a movie that was originally meant for retro videogame dads having a mid life crisis.
>>120325647>>120324905>No, don't! Foot freaks on the internet will make this into a gif!
>>120325941The target audience for the first movie wasn't mid-life crisis age yet.
>>120260258Kida is a princess though and at the end of her movie becomes empress.Mulan is on the princess time while she is just a commoner
>>120267936elsa can't blink?
>>120326227He probably means that Ralph is the self-insert for dads coming to watch with their children.
>>120326382People with autism don't blink as often as normal.
>>120326312You and I both know, Disney Princess team are based on popularity.>>120326425
>>120326645That was a mistake. Anyways, Vanellope and Ralph relationship is weird it's like a dad letting his daughter go off to college/mixed with a bad divorce.
>>120326425Hm I see. Wonder if that was the case with A Goofy movie, too.
>>120268139this thread awoke a powerful desire for mermaid legs in me
>>120326679Probably. Also Up.
>>120286247I believe this is gonna be a thing.
>>120249336Peak soulless. Thank god best princess, Eilonwy, wasn't in there.
>>120260258You're the real MVP of the thread
>>120326227One of the reasons Ralph 1 is so good is the dual narrative. On one hand it's about a mid life crisis dad learning to adopt a daughter and n the other it's about a kid learning to find her way in the world. But at the same time it's a story about platonic friendship. It hits a lot of bases. Ralph 2 completely misses a lot of that which is why it falls flat.
>>120286908based prequel poster
>>120308881based
>>120329436The low quality somehow makes it scarier, like it's a stock image from a murder documentary
the princesses are all very cute
Ok so Ariel should have the biggest butt and maybe C cups and either Aurora or Tiana should have the biggest breastsAlso Moana will be well toned all overYou can give me suggestions fellas
>>120284685>>120295020I think you both are overlooking one key thing: BELLE WAS GONNA BEAT A BITCH WITH A BOOK!
>>120330216I'm only focussing on Snow White so I can't think of anything for the other ones. Although Rapunzel WAS pretty slim in her own movie so there's that.
>>120330567Rapunzel canonically has small breasts, but a huge ass
>>120331031The best body type.
>>120330216Vanellope at most small A cups.Alice Just A cup.
>>120330216Pocahontas is probably pretty toned too
>>120327944That's the problem with disney canon sequels in general, they might be kid movies, but they're not fanservice movies like capeshit, you can't just throw a bigger and badder enemy at your characters, they have their themes, they tell complete stories with characters tailored to fit those particular stories (even if the story evolves over its production), going further with them is hard to pull off without feeling forced.
>>120332002Funny because a lot of sequels before the 2010s didn't fail this hard, and these recent shitty ones were following one same theme, too.
>>120330216Merida's got hips.
>>120333659Yeah, but the old DTV sequels had that "The heroes you loved in the original turned out to be shitty parents that alienate their kids and the villain has a forced contrived connection to the dead original villain" template that ruined Star Wars.
>>120334196I wouldn't go that far. I only recall Lion King 2 more or less following that formula, but Simba was overprotective, if anything, which is understandable. He didn't get shat all over and no beloved characters got killed for it, and it didn't crap all over the original's happy ending....Well I mean I guess An Extremely Goofy Movie ALMOST crapped all over the original's ending.Bambi 2 actually improved the original a bit, and I see a lot of people praising Return of Jafar.
>>120283387i want to get strangled by dat thighs
