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>>11598135610 bucks says the author of this comic will kill himself within the next year.
who just 'gives' tools to a child instead of teaching them how to use them and supervising themif i didnt know any better id assume this was one of em "ehhhh let your kid lose a few fingers theyll learn" parents, but i do know better and its somehow worse
>>115981386i think they will die from heart disease before then.
>>11598138620 years is a long time, it'll certainly happen by then.
>>115981415I meant 20 bucks
>>115981404Woah woah woah. Are you trying to tell me to MANSPLAIN to my daughter?
>>115981404because this particular father doesn't do manly things. he can't swing a hammer or turn a wrench.he probably never opened his own hood up on his car.so he doesn't know what damage tools can do.
>>115981440hes also the one that writes all those comics about how great girls and women are compared to men, teaches his son to lower himself around women, how worthless he is and how his wife is the best most perfect being in the world and he cant compare to her. (i mean granted many people say "oooh my spouse is amazing i dont deserve em. but at some point it genuinely feels like you think you dont dont DESERVE em and like youre some kinda lowlife being. it just gets sad)i agree with >>115981379, he has all the signs of a miserable man that wouldve killed himself, but he probably wont because itll inconvenience his family
>>115981552nice quality nerd lol
>>115981614>child does something not gender appropriate>"woaaaaa kiddo hold it right there you cant do that!">..."your outfit is wrong lol lemme help. haha you thought im not supportive but i am!"is it just me or does every shite daily comic writer make this joke at least once with nothing new or fresh to it, and this particular artist did it a couple dozen times
>>115981356you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.
>>115981614>telling a child to wear a shorter skirtIf this guy doesn't kill himself he'll get busted for molesting his own kids
>>115981356So that girl is off with that hammer smashing God knows what?
>>115981660>you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.this except unironically ap it takes more brain power than i thought to be able to watch a dumb stupid dumb self indulgent fun cartoon about an intentional jackass and then walk away with a normal fucking understanding of the difference between fiction and real life
>>11598138620 bucks? I mean it's a safe bet.
>>115981614This makes me uncomfortable.
>>115981356I really doubt he owns a set of tools.
>>115981862Only men have tools and this is not a man
>>115981862Probably his wife’s tools.
His wife's boyfriends more likely
>>115981947>Only men have tools and this is not a manunironically how do you own a house and NOT own a set of tools? i mean hell even if you cant do major construction or fixes, how are there people who dont even have a few tools to hammer in a single nail or fix one loose drawer
>>115982098Is this satire?
>>115982098I mean it's nice your kid's a nice person but like...you need to fucking tutor him or something. That's straight Fs man. That's beyond underperforming that is unacceptable.
>>115982098The kid's name is unironically Moishe? In a comic like this?
>>115982122>>115982181Is it pronounced moish or moy-shay?
>>115982122>>115982181>>115982196It's yiddish! He's a Jew!
>>115981356>that fucking lettering in the last panel
>>115982214That doesn’t answer my question
>>115981587I still don't get it, are their comics ironic or is he being serious?
>>115982241I choose be an asshole. Sounds much more fun honestly.
you just know that guy diddles his kid
>>115981356>Giving tools to children
>>115982241>you can either be cool and accept them for who they are or you can be a huge asshole about it
>>115982522At least this one has a joke.
>>115982537It's not a funny one.
I feel bad for the guy, he's just too kind and wants to see the best in people.
I really hope he divorces his wife and gets someone who appriciate him for who he is.
>>115982885What a weakling.
There is a bunch of those where his wife doesn't want him near her, feels like an internal scream for help.
Now this one is just depressing.
>>115982931This has to be satire.
>>115982921This comic embraces the "Yes, dear" gags of the 50s and 60s, but takes them to their current year extremes. Everything about this man is uprooted and subverted BY him and him alone. It's like watching a slow motion suicide take place over the course of many years.
>>115982949Cucks should be fucking gassed.
Woah - this is a dark, dark comic.
>>115982257>he's a jewIt answers EVERY question about the author!
>>115982746>Edit proves the point of the original
>>115983001What did he mean by this?
>>115982488>tfw a male-to-female transexual mogs your noodle arms
>>115981356I thought he had a son?
>>115983015What is "mogs"
>>115983011Racism is bad, and unironically so.
>>115983020People can have more than one child. I don't have proof, but I'm pretty sure it's a real thing.
>>115983029Mogging someone is where you show how much better than them you are. Typically it's used with reference to body composition on fit. In the pic the man in the dress has noticeably more muscle mass on his arms than the balding father does even though he's presumably trying to become more feminine.
>>115982931You know, for all the comics about how his wife is clearly an emotionally distant uncaring bitch, this one never really sold the cuck angle to me. In >>115982921 and >>115982903 and >>115982885 their marriage is clearly failing, but >>115982931 is a joke about how childcare is exhausting and their lives become easier once they get a permanent babysitter. It's also one of the only ones which ends with intimacy between him and his wife.
>>115982488>you can conform to what you're told to avoid punishment>or you can believe your eyes
>>115982098How can you be helpful if you suck at everything
>>115982098>MoisheAaaaaaaaaand there it is.
>>115983054He's never had both kids in the same room which is why it's weird, faggot.
>>115982931>>115982885>>115982522>>115982098Serious question: how will having this weak, passive impotent male as the man he looks up to affect his son?
>>115983178Sure thing, buddy, sure thing.
>the internet is pretty sure this dude is gonna kill himselfEven Resetera thinks he's a faggot. Now that's amazing.
>>115983104>It's also one of the only ones which ends with intimacy between him and his wife.That intimacy is predicated on the decision of the wife choosing another lover. It's an empty intimacy. Also notice how the wife never actually speaks.
>>115983226This is a recent one. I don't think the daughter actually exists IRL, his wife wouldn't let him disrespect her with his penis enough to fuck her more than once.
>>115981706Your post except ironicallyIt takes an even higher iq (beyond midwit level) to realize rick and morty is shit
>>115981356That's a really big pencil!
>>115983037What did he mean by this?
>>115983256You need to learn a little more I'm afraid.
>>115983266based Dundas chad
>>115983243I have no idea if any of the characters in this comic exist in real life. People take it too seriously and treat it like a 100% faithful depiction of real life, but I'm pretty sure a lot of it is heavy artistic license to poke fun at himself.Regardless, quit making excuses and start accepting your shame. Don't make authoritative statements about shit which you're too lazy to verify.
>>115983037>hey it turns out you were right about hating those people who hate you backRacism only ends when everyone is friends and that's never going to happen, in a game of MAD you both have to build nukes because the guy who stops is going to get nuked.
>>115983266Who’re these comics even fucking for?
>>115983288>start accepting your shameI can tell you've been taking online classes at the local community college to feel so extremely self-important. Kill yourself and take lunarape with you.>lazy to verifyWhy would I comb through 400 comics of an author I don't give a fuck about purely to see if the daughter ever existed before?
>>115983278>no answerNo anon, you're the one who needs to learn a little more. Not visit a country and call it a day. But actually learn about the nation.
>>115982931>NO! I'm not in the mood to be touched right now.>By you>Only Tyrone
>>115983319>Why would I comb through 400 comics of an author I don't give a fuck about purely to see if the daughter ever existed before?Why would you say that he's never had both kids in the same room before? Word your posts a little better if you can't handle being corrected.
>>115983222His son will most definitely grow to despise him. That anger will either be directed outward at others, creating a chad-like rebelliousness/aggressiveness, or it will be directer inward, creating a suicidal, possibly homicidal sad sack of a human being.
>>115983359So like father, like son? (if the latter)
>Moishe>>115983344>whyAre you autistic or what? Pretty sure that comes with the "I don't care about this faggot and 99% of his comics with a kid don't have a daughter in them".
>>115983222Kid will discover some right wing sites or meet some conservative dudes eventually and rebel against his dad. Most kids tend to reject their parents' political leanings anyway, he'll probably grow up based after 14 or so
>>115983278He's right though. People are basically shit everywhere you go and this gets verified the more you learn about them.
>>115983375>I don't care about this faggotYou're doing a bad job of showing it. You seem to have read quite a few of his comics, which puts you more in the camp of being a fan.
>>115983321>>115983398You see only what you want (or expect) to see.You make assumptions.
>>115983405Imagine unironically making this post and thinking "gotcha". By your unintelligent metric, most of the people on /co/ asking when this dude is going to kill himself are fans lol. You majored in something worthless right? Can't pay your bills?
>>115982520Yes.jpgTeach them early, it's worth it.
>>115983321>you're not allowed to visit the country and see that it's a shithole, you have to get down DEEP into the shit to find that one diamond that I say is thereNaw I'm good.
>>115983459"Teach" is the important key word here. Not simply giving your kid sharp metal objects to dick around with on their own.
>>115983451Yeah, I think there are a few people in this thread who are enjoying what they see. That's why they and (You) want to keep seeing it again and again.This is my first time looking through the comic's archive, and it's all thanks to you. Thank you for being wrong, which gave me the opportunity to look in the archive and correct you.
>>115983504Answer his question. What's your major?
>>115983515I majored in webcomics and 4chan at the school of hard knocks.
>>115983484I was agreeing with you. Shitholes are shitholes and if you learn about them you'll learn that the majority of the time its their own fault.
>>115983434No anon, im pointing out that racism isn't responsible for a millennium of hatred between all of these people.Those countries and religions are fucked because they're held back by their own stupid ideology, culture, religion, and hatredNone of which a random bumble fuck in america is responsible for.And if you look at it from an outside prospective you'll see the same thing in all nations. Even america is held back by the same standards.Don't believe me?Vaccines
>>115982098That kid would have to literally not turn in any homework/projects/assignments to get grades that bad
>>115983222i'd honestly rather have had a father that beat me every day than grow up with cuckdad
It's difficult to skim through his archive since most of these are gold in a bad way, it's like he 100% knows he's a pathetic faggot and his kids will end up hating him but can't stop himself.>>115983504>there are people who are enjoying it>when even resetera of all places thinks it's shitLunarbaboon, since it's obviously you, why do you make so many comics where you clearly have undiagnosed clinical depression?
>>115982821Like i get that depression can be caused my biological factors you can't controlbut at the same time, the guy in the pic literally has everything i want in life and if someone manages that and is still sad, then fuck them
>>115983562>vaccinesAre you talking about the dangerous ones put out by pharmaceuticals to make a quick buck, or the people who think that all vaccines are equally dangerous?>inb4 there are no dangerous onesThe easiest example people can grasp will always be the kitty vaccine for Feline Leukimia, which gives Sarcomatic Cancer of the vein to 1 in 20 cats due to impurities that have been known for 30 years.
>>115983622The real question is, why doesn't he make any comics where two children are in the same frame? Seriously, no comics at all with two children in the same frame?
>>115983648people who think that all vaccines are equally dangerous,I'm not saying there's no dangerous vaccines but fucks sake we've practically eliminated a number of dangerous illnesses, and now because certain people think all vaccines are dangerous these same diseases are coming back with a vengeance.And we get all kinds of dumbasses from the vegan asshole to the conspiracy theorist.
>>115982098How do you actually get straight F's at that age? That's like, at least 99% the parents fault at that point.
>>115983434Really? What, objectively, should I think when I see this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmryr65iTwMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7XCRI1aMQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiuGMAmBs5shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfXyMLUshX4Should I just accept it as part of their culture? That they're just different from me? When I hear about Bacha Bazi, or Venezuelan bandits, or China's lack of safety protocol with food, am I supposed to just put my cultural relativist goggles on and be cool with it? Alternatively, maybe we should stop looking at cultures as a homogeneous whole, like a fucking sports team or something, and instead scrutinize every piece of culture for the good and bad ideas they contain, including our own. Yes travel helps with this, but it doesn't make you inherently accepting of other cultures, but rather reinforces that humans fucking suck and are generally awful regardless of what part of the planet you happen to be on.
>>115981356In reality, a kid playing with real ass tools while her dad watches passively because he's so afraid of his wife he won't teach their kid why a hammer is not your friend goes to the emergency room.Christ.
>>115983699Calm down, lol
>>115983681>the conspiracy theorist.Hello, based department?
>>115983681Vegans can be assholes just like anyone else but I'm pretty sure the most harm the stupid ones can do is to kill their pets from malnutrition.
So, is he gonna kill himself or is he going to keep making comics about how happy he is that he gave his wife enough space that she can invite an entire football team in their bed?I'm thinking the later, this man is way too much of a pussy to even end his pathetic life.
>>115983787Or try to kill the people at YouTube.
>>115983787Try their own kids because they want everything to be all natural so they give them homeopathic all natural medicines that do fuck all for them. From starving to death to neglect, to fake medicine i've seen it all.>>115983778There are people who believe that vaccines are a government plot to kill their own citizens. When the government need those peoples taxes to function.
>>115983787>petstheir toddlers anon
>>115983664Imagine seething so hard that the only people reading your comic do so to point out how bald and sad you are.
>>115982196When in doubt, how it's written, even though it might not be correct
>>115983226There. Send this one to the police.
>>115983015>transexualThat's clearly a transvestite, anon.
>>115983912All elves are American, retard.
>>115981356His aon is going to grow up to be buffalo bill from silence of the lambs
>>115982949>The only thing I am in good for this marriage is opening jarsThis is depressing, but is also kinda funny.How do you describe the feeling when you are depressed and laughing at the same time?
>>115984150Self-deprecating humor with a proxy effect.
>>115983226>You think about murdering your family at least twice a dayoh god, OH FUCKING GOD, He will not do it, will he? I mean, I understand he's a pusillanimous cuck but at least he would have the decency to only kill himself and would not take anyone else with him, right?
>>115983319>Why would I comb through 400 comics of an author I don't give a fuck about purely to see if the daughter ever existed before?Why would you make statements like "her daughter doesn't exist anymore" about a comic you don't give a fuck?
>>115983405This one was actually wholesome.
>>115982098>Getting F's in public school
>>115982098>/co/ defends this shitter all the time
>>115984359Read the last panel again
>>115984509Yes, I read it, what's wrong with it?
>>115984525Shit I misread it myself. I thought one of his kids called him and just wanted to say thanks to his wife for raising them (and not him).
>>115981816You mean horny?
>>115983405>>115984674Have any of you thanked your mom recently?
>>115982316This.Nothing honestly is more liberating than just being a fucking asshole to retarded cunts that think that they deserve to be respected by the virtue of their own being.Fuck them. I am the soverign of my own views, and I ain't gonna respect anyone I deem unworthy of respect, thus I sure as hell won't respect trannies or niggers.
>>115985090Shut up faggot
>>115981356>Just the dad finished roof fixingWhat?
>>115985343Don't dead, open inside.
>>115981356>but who knows how it will end?It will end with you in prison for child neglect when you kid bleed herself to death while accidentally stabbing herself with a screwdriver. Jesus christ this guy is a fucking retard.
>>115982949I mean, he is not wrong.
>>115983504That one's honestly pretty sweet
>>115985513It's generally a sweet comic overall. The negative examples in this thread are cherry-picked, and most of them have an obvious joke that posters pretend to not detect so that they can pretend the comics are a 1:1 recreation of reality.It's the 4chan way.
>>115983288>I have no idea if any of the characters in this comic exist in real life.I believe he indeed has a wife and THREE kids
>there are people ITT who think all his comics are true and he's serious about every one4chan is kind of stupid sometimes.
>>115983398As fucked as it is its kinda comforting that no matter what country, culture or religion everyone is a colossal piece of shit.
>I'm unconventional father>Please laugh(?
>>115981602Anon... surely you don't get to use that image a lot. Right?
>>115986052i laugh at myself as much as any normal human but come on i don't say i'm a retard to make people who i don't know laugh
>>115983484bad reaction image, this Joker (and likely the others) are profaggotry and antiracism.
>>115986052Ok. This one is funny. Using the Gammorean guard spear elevates it to the next level of humor
>>115982746>Iran Wow the country that America fucked using a coup that put the shah into power now hates America. They must be so uncivilised
>>115987686Fuck off with your anti-American propaganda. How could America engineer a coup when Americans can't even pronounce coup?
>>115985789Cherrypicked or not, I having a really good laugh with the comics posted ITT. I do like wholesome, so It would be great if you posted more comics that are wholesome.
>>115982903it's crazy how when a woman doesn't want sex and a man does the woman is in the right and the man is in the wrong but when a woman wants sex and the man doesn't the man's ruining the relationship
Okay, if you take aside the fact that his wife is a bitch this one is actually cute.
>>115981356the entirety of xkcd
>>115983504I want to have sex with that lady grim reapersomebody make porn of her right nowand then send it to the cuck comic creator
>>115988063Stop talking hueavas, anon, pls, I literally going to shit my pants If I keep laughing this hard.
>>115984150Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says "the treatment is simple: the great clown Paglicci is in town tonight. Go see him". Man burst into tears. Says: "but doctor... I am Paglicci!" Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on the snare drum. Curtains.
>>115988063I'm on board with MILF skeleton porn and sending this guy porn.
>>115988173She's right though. Crying is a good release when you're sad, and just telling someone "don't cry" is a shitty approach on the same level as "stop being sad".
>>115988226This applies to adults, a real father would have comforted his child, pun intended or not.
>>115988171Doctor goes to the man. Says he is simple. Says he's the great clown Pagliacci. Says he is in town tonight. Man burts into tears. "the treatment is depressed. Life is harsh and cruel. Go feel all alone in a theatening world." Doctor rolls on the snare drum. Says "but doctor...I am curtains!". Good laugh. Everybody says. Go see him. Harsh and cruel.
>>115988171So, you re telling me that Lunarbaboon is rorschach, right?
>>115981587>loves his family, teaches his kids respect, and honors his spouse>you, a degenerate bog rat, feel the need to drag him down to your level out of envy and insecurityCongrats on doing (((their))) work for them.
>>115988242>there's no way to tell>no way>none at all
>>115988334Heh, I haven't seen this one in a while.
>>115982098This cant be real
>>115982098i feel bad for both the dad and the kid
this guy always talks about how amazing his wife is but draws her like a tired 70-year-old widow
>>115981438I think you mean Your Wife's daughter, cuck.
>>115988528if I were as pathetic a cuckolded loser faggot that he is, I too would think anyone who spent more than 3 seconds in my presence was amazing too
>>115983266Fuck is this guy Torontonian? We had a bunch of fags trying to get our Dundas street changed.
>>115986052>using Jabba's guard to poke a hole in the condomI actually laughed at this one.
>>115985513It's just a weaker version of Pratchett's Death.
>>115988173Toire supposed to ask them what's the matter then judge whether it's a situation worth crying about. 90% of the time it isn't and it's a good teaching moment if you don't fuck it up.
The more of these I read, the more I'm starting to think that the entire thing is satire
>>115988767this didn't need to be a comic, there's no nuance, no subtext in the drawing, it's literally just a picture of something that could be a whiny blogpost
>>115988751Being a kid made him naked?
>>115982316AKACTUALLY its more honest funnily.
>>115982885People who are "too kind" aren't actually doing it out of kindness. They're doing it because they're neurotic cowards. Someone who's heart is actually in the right place would know that sugar and sunshine are not always a kindness in the long term. They'd know that loving someone, or everyone, is a more complicated process than this and that true kindness often demands of you the courage required to give people what they need and not what you'd like to give them, or even what they want right now. We tend to give weak people the benefit of the doubt and assume they are too kindhearted to be strong because it helps us cope with the times we ourselves feel weakest, but in reality being a good person requires a certain amount of strength and the people who aren't capable of mustering that strength are incapable of being good. If you actually get to know a bunch of people who are "too nice" you start to realize that their kindness is 100% based in fear and the second they start to feel more empowered they do a 180 and become total assholes.
>>115984506In what world?
>>115989834Don't make me drink ocean water
>>115982957That'd be clever. Now if this comic finally ends with a murder-suicide it might actually be a masterpiece.
>>115988376He lets the other men who fuck his wife spend time with his child; but we are the degenerates.
>>115990128We need more sleeper masterpieces like this. Too bad nobody's willing to commit to such a thankless job.
>>115982214It's too soon to celebrate, Lunar Baboon seems like just the type of goy who'd give his son a kike name.
I like this one because it shows he really does desperately want sex
>>115983226>You’ve beat Netflix.Great job.Now read a fucking book.
>>115983359The only happy ending for that kid is to rebel and become pic-related.
What happened to the saga where /fit/ made contact with him and talked him into exercising?
>>115990217I would 100% be an ultra religious nut but I just can't genuinely believe in god and that makes me sad, because I would love to hang out with guys like that
>>115990315I mean if I had a total degen like lunarbaboon as my father I wouldn't ever believe in God. Not a loving-God at any rate.
>>115983011>Racists are usually inbreds who have never leave hick countySounds about right
>>11598137920 on he raped somebody
>>115988642You couldn't tell by the paki and raghead?
>>115981552Types of nerdsComputers>history>fantasy>science>>>>>>astrology
>>115982098oy veythe goim are after usill get ms wiggles fired
>>115982746botom left picture looks cool as fucklike they built a city on top of the ruins of an abandoned naval carrier
>>115982931i like how the random stranger is cuddling him and not the wife
>>115983226well, at least he can bake
>>115990217kid sounds like a cunt.
>>115983011That not all cultures are equal, but they're best viewed or experienced when they're separate from each other
>>115983405I actually like this one, ngl.
>>115981356I get the intended point of this>if you encourage your kids they'll develop a passion for developing their skills (and hey as their parent you can benefit from a happy, skilled kid)But the execution is unironically Chris-chan tier.
>>115981660>let's take a cartoon where half the charm of the humor is lots of ad-libbing in the voice acting and line delivery and put it in a print medium where there is no sound or animation or voice acting
>>115982098No respectable teacher would end an all F report card with "but they're nice so everything is fine :)"I've worked in education, you can appreciate a student being a cool person aside from their grades, but they're there to learn. If a grade school kid is getting straight Fs that's a sign of some degree of neglect and would likely result in at least one conference before the end of the semester.Once again this guy demonstrates a kind of positive toxicity. Is it important your kid not be a piece of shit? Absolutely. Are grades the only thing that matters in child rearing? By no means. But they absolutely MATTER. He's overcompensating in an attempt to counter negative attitudes and thus ends up back at square one; that kid is fucked and he is a terrible father.
>>115982241I wouldn't even have an issue with this one (if you believe trannys are mentally ill, it's still not nice to bully mentally ill people in public) if he didn't out himself as a big fat hypocrite here >>115982522Why are body positive types ironically the most negative when it comes to people who are more fit/conventionally attractive than they are? Almost like the whole movement is based around bitterness or something.
>>115981965>he's got a tomboy wife
>>115982885He strikes me less as a genuinely nice guy who surrounds himself with cunts and more as an emotional parasite who wants to be seen as le precious wholesome smol bean and uses his perceived role as the plucky underdog of his own life to justify manipulating others.All the people I've met who put up the whole wholesome facade are unironically the most monstrous people underneath. If they don't openly embrace at least some dark shit in their public persona, be it their appearance, speech, sense of humor, etc. then fucking run because something's off.
>>115984869My mom tried to stab me more than once.
>>115982921I feel like his wife would be incredibly upset if she saw these strips. It's like the opening of Super when Rainn Wilson is drawing his wedding and the time he helped a cop and hanging the doodles on his wall.
>>115982949This is a man who desperately needs to listen to some Patrice O'Neal. And then maybe take a weekend trip to the Bunny Ranch.
>>115984150it's called "being hopeless for so long that you just laugh at the hopelessness because the state of your life has become so dire that it reminds you of a dark comedy"
>>115981356This man does not own tools.
>>115991204>"but they're nice so everything is fine :)"It looked more like they were trying to soften the blow so the parents wouldn't be too pissed at their retarded kid.
>>115984869why would I thank the whore who trapped me in this prison?
>>115983375>fuck, I wish my kid murdered a unicorn but he just put on his faggoty shoeThis one is actually kinda funny in a dril tweet/"how could you give your own brother the spicy keychain" way. I'd unironically love these if they were all just about an autistic shitbag dad who wanted his kids to be Ninja Turtles or whatever and finds their first words totally boring.
>>115983405Okay this one's nice.Now someone make an edit where his now-adult son calls him on the phone and calls him a faggot.
>>115983504Why couldn't he just make comics like this and >>115983405Why does he have to have ones where the moral is either>happiness is the only thing that matters, fuck anyone who cares about being smart or healthy or whatever Or>it's not enough to be wholesome, we must DISLIKE ANYONE WHO ISN'T
>>115983622Alright this one's chuckle-worthy in a corny Sunday funnies kinda way
>>115988262can you really call it "subversion" if you can tell the joke coming from a mile away. if anything itd be more a surprise if he didnt do it once.
>>115985343Imagine being at computers
>>115984869I made my mom a grilled cheese today (since she usually offers to make me breakfast as I go about my daily business) and she really loved it. Not even in that "mom loves everything you make" kinda way, like she asked what cheese blend I used cause it came out so perfect. It was some serious gourmet shit (made myself one too) and I'm happy she enjoyed it.
>>115985789Having been in dozens of Lunarbaboon threads and having seen the vast majority of his work, I can assure you the legitimately wholesome ones are the cherrypicked outliers that exist in stark contrast to the existential nightmare that the rest of them are
>>115988334>Says "but doctor...I am curtains!". Good laugh. Everybody says. Go see him. Harsh and cruel.Fucking kek
>>115983534How debased can a person be that he needs validation from his kin for the simple act of looking at them?
>>115990217>leaves a family dinner and drives himself home>rifles through his mothers things>makes his mother cry>tells his own dad to get out of his houseThe problem isn't that this kid is religious or conservative, it's that he's a spoiled little twat. If even one of those things happens and the result isn't some kind of discipline (or even therapy for the more outrageous outbursts) then that's on the parents.
>>115983562>>115983699Your world is what you focus on.If you focus on one kind of thing for too long, you'll believe that this is the only thing that exist.
>>115991630Westernfags can't hit their kid or something like that
>>115990315I find religion super cool honestly but I don't like how much of religious communities tend to be made up of pearl-clutching hypocrites, same as with politics.Like I honestly would love to be part of a church community but I doubt there'd be too much common ground for any actual friendship to form. Unless it's a church that's chill about shit like South Park and Life of Brian.
>>115988495It's not, it's a comic, that is, a fictional account of the lives of people who doesn't exist.
>>115991356Then they overcompensated. I speak from experience; teachers loved me cause I'd tell jokes and bullshit with them about movies and The Simpsons and whatnot during free time, but ADHD meant my studies suffered for a time. That didn't mean they were like "hes a fuckin retard fix your kid", but when push came to shove we ended up in some conferences. It was "your kid has a great personality, he just needs to work harder to concentrate", not "your kid is failing class, but he has a great personality :)", know what I mean?
>>115991651I wouldn't hit my kid (especially not a 16 year old with clear emotional problems, cause that could escalate in some really nasty ways), but fuck take away his internet when shit like this starts happening.
>>115990446Heh, he really gets dark sometimes.
>>115982241If he wasn’t such an avatar of Soi in all other aspects of life the blunt approach wouldn’t be such a bad idea
>>115982241what an ugly dress, he has no style
>>115982885>Why does mommy love you?dude holy shit even his son thinks he’s weak
>>115983695Even a coasting dumbass should be able to get a few average grades if the teacher is competent. Chances are that if this actually happened, the kid is an unsupported moron but not actively disruptive, and the teacher is apathetic to people not already engaged but doesn’t want to risk a pissed off parent on his ass
>Elementary school teacher>comics artistI hope for his sake he isn't divorced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxPOZACDuN0
>>115990217Sure, this was definitely written by a 44 year-old man.
>>115983226Uhh... Someone should call the local psychiatrist for this guy. Or the police. Both work.
>>115983307>Historian Brian Young notes that William Wilberforce's motion to abolish slavery immediately was heading for defeat. By inserting the word "gradual" into the proposed legislation, Dundas ensured a successful vote for the ultimate abolition of slavery. I don't see the problem here. And I really do mean that.
>>115989834You are right. The day I'll get a minimun amount of money and power I'll start dabbing on everyone around me
>>115982885>>115982921>Doesn't want him to even touch her>The way she words itHoly fuck she must despise him
>>115983266dundas dundu nuffin!
>>115983266>who's this person?>"idk">you DONT KNOW? SERIOUSLY? UNBELIEVABLE!! I dont know either lol lemme google it>heres a single claim that they did something wrong in history, that I've literally only heard about just now, dont know the full story for and cant evenbconfirm >we gotta get mad and do something about this right this instant i might be reading too much into this and I ougta take my autism meds but, that's literally what SJWs are and how they pick their battles profound
>>115981404Or this guy has no fucking idea how tools work.
>>115981587I’ve seen guys like this.
>>115982316And you will get more pussy.
>>115983664Okay, this is actually funny, even if not original.
>>115981356What gets me is this idiot never actually thought to show her how to use the damn tools. I mean sure, that can start a phase where they take everything apart with screws in it they can find with a screwdriver, but at least it's actually making an experience with your kid instead of just letting them lose to do wanton destruction. Help them change a battery in their elmo or whatever or put together one of their toys, not let them lose and fix holes in the wall later.
>>115982746I've never noticed the Ben Garrison signature before. That edit always makes me chuckle.
>>115983375I actually chuckled at this.
>>115982821...At least i have tea and cookies :,y
>>115982931So FUCKING sad.
>>115982931What the f
>>115990677Likely because he was cuddling the guy's wife in real life.
>>115994088Do artists deliberately go out of their own way to make their art as fucking gross as possible?Wait, wait, dumb question.
>>115994088I am infuriated with how bad this face looksCan someone put into words why this artstyle is so ugly
>>115982885I get the feeling this guy's wife actually hates him. When a woman, like your wife or girlfriend, says something like, "I don't want to be touched", it's clear they're not happy. Backing away is the last thing that woman actually wants you to do. You're supposed to sit down, ask them what's wrong, maybe do something together. There is no way in high hell this guy's wife is actually happy in real life, she's probably either with him for his money, or she's absolutely hideous and has no other option.
>>115994262My guess is she is such a cold hearted bitch she doesnt even let the bull touch her after sex so he has to cuddle with the cuck instead
>>115994294She looks like a cat-eyed ET in a bad wig, writhing and contorting with displeasure as it sees footage of the Before Times
>>115991641I made it abundantly clear I focus on all nations. And with how dodgy you are in your posts im going to assume you don't know anything about other nations at all.
Wow, there sure are a lot of people in here disproportionately threatened by supportive parents. Hope y'all are doing ok.
>>115990446I feel no sympathy for him
>>115994088i kinda love seeing people like this try and enjoy something and have to suffer thru the pain of offensive humor, you can physically see how much it hurts themthats my fetish
>>115982098>social studies lumped in together with other main subjects
>>115994302She's pretty obviously just fucking autistic. "No! I don't want to be touched!" is used multiple times by her in multiple comics, and that's a common phrase taught to autists who fear physical contact.
>>115991268what "manipulation" has he actually done? come with examples, dont just speculate
>>115982931If someone is balling your woman, you are a failure as a man. A man's opinion is instantly worthless to me if he's a cuckold. There's always all kinds of leaps in logic a cuck goes through to justify their behaviors too. People push for that stuff too. It's weird.>talking to a guy I occasionally fuck around with (I'm a fag)>proposes a threesome>what kind? Good kind (Me + 2 cute twink bottoms) or bad kind (2 tops + 1 bottom)>bad kind>Pass on that hard. Get called "selfish"Selfish isn't an insult when it comes to sex, desire and love (Or lust). It's normal. Any dude with even a shred of backbone should be.
>>115995369Would an autist pursue an open marriage? To me it seems more like others are saying: its a failing relationship that the author has reframed as a "healthy respect of boundaries".
>>115996102I'm pretty sure the open marriage thing was him just joking about opening jars for autist-wife. The issue is he's retarded and doesn't know how to write a joke.
>>115981356Someone shoop the last panel from Loss in with his dying kid.
>>115987982That's not wholesome. That's the logic shitty parents give when they decide the meth addict needs meth money more than the decent kid needs their first new shirt in two years.
>>115995782>he's a cuck>for being a switch in a threesome, which is blatantly obvious since the second M is blatantly attracted to him more than the wife
>>115996119There's at least one of his comics with another dude sleeping in their bed, though. I don't know how much his comics are based on his real life or if there's a "continuity" to them but so far I'm thinking this guy is cucked
>>115996332There's exactly one, and it seems like a joke similar to pic related, but still unfunny because he's retarded and bad at jokes. The fact the guy literally is called "Random guy" doesn't help either.
>>115990217Damn that dad is a fag
>>115989834secret coward nice guy masterrace reproting in
>>115996235>guy who looks like that>switch threesomeLol no. He was preppin the bull and felching some seed,
>>115989834Yeah pretty much. It's about survival more than empathy. In fact just disregard anyone who talks a big game about being empathic, because many of them are just sociopaths with enough self-awareness to keep things in check.
>>115982223is this real
>>115983226netflix depresses me
>>115983534>watching his phonedo people really do this at all times?
>>115996520Once when I was a kid I found (what I thought) was a mugshot of my dad and it felt like my world was ending- if my dad was a cocksucker I don't know what I would do.
>>115983837>vaccines are a government plot to kill their own citizens.who'se to say they aint'
>>115984150I can't open jars
>>115988751do you think they put the lightswords up each other's bumholes haha
>>115990225what? tell me more
>>115994088Ah, the virtue signalling of stupid people.
>>115991545>Having been in dozens of Lunarbaboon threads and having seen the vast majority of his work,anon, i'm so sorry...
>>115994833You assume a lot.That seems to be your problem.
>>115997047you make vague statementsThis speaks of your lack of convictions>You assume a lot.Says the one who assumed everything from the beginning.
>>115996898You're going to kill off your tax base crippling your offensive and defensive capabilities. May i ask why you believe the government would do something like that?
>>115982098>moisheTHE JOKES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES
>>115981356>thinks you can just give a kid toolsHoly shit this guy
>>115982153For real. Learn to moderate your response at least. Give them credit for good things they do, and focus on the serious issues they're having.Loving someone doesn't mean to enable them mindlessly.
>>115983226Oh Jesus he’s really gonna kill them all isn’t he
>>115983266>that file name6,000,000 keks
>>115992908I wouldn't act like an asshole per se, I like the nice guy act too much, but I won't deny that if I had skills, confidence and intelligence I'd run something illegal like Silk Road without being burdened by my conscience. Not pedo shit, though. That's too much even for me.
>>115994088>all this transphobia.bullshit, no one has given a shit about trannies until recently
>>115981660>your sister isn't like you,Nice
>>115984595asuka best girl
Only high IQ chads will get this one.
>>115994878How is teaching your kid that having a /fit/ body is abnormal and something to be shamed a good thing, anon?
>>115990123you won't do shit nigger
>>115982949I remember a pic about an open relationship suggested by the gf so she could cheat on a business trip but the guy ended up scoring way more and she claimed it wasn't morally right all of a sudden.
>>115990287by god, how the western man has fallen
>>115997734Now this is epic.
>>115983226Little red flag goin up.
>>115994088I'm willing to bet $20, no $50 this was drawn/written by a jew
>>115996388pete sounds chill
>>115984869My mom tried to get me to tell her it was okay to kill herself and then hit me with a frying pan when I was 12.
>>115997734i unironically laughed so hard my balls hurt
>>115997849m8 lets be honest like every other person in the world nowadays is at least a small part jew, and the ones that want that sweet sweet progressive schlongsuckling are gonna be louder and more open about that 1 drop than those who dont care
>>115997877guess you BUSTED A NUT laughing
>>115997907OH GOD DAMN IT CARLOS
He had a few strips where it looked like he was trying to turn his life around
>>115997955And the based edit some /fit/izen did
>>115986052This is the only worthwhile comic he's ever produced
>>115994088can we have a /pol/ edit of this where she says>oh, there's a mixed race couple...>did they just have sex before marriage?>and the black dude just called the white guy a "cracka"...>i guess i forgot about all those drugs...
>>115997734i love electric retard
>>115997955I'm Depression. That's me.
>>115981356he would never let his son do this lol
>>115994878It's the modern internet zeitgeist. Everything is about complaining how other people are bad and wrong.
>>115982949I seriously doubt this guy can open a jar.
>>115983405i always said thank you when i was a kid he just doesn't know how to discipline his child
>>115983303Nobody who would count as a human.
>>115985311Thats the spirit anonn!i'm proud of you!
>>115984595meine sides, that fucking dog,
>>115997760post it i wanna seealso ive seen the opposite, dude thought he could score more than his gf because hes better looking and shes kinda frumpy, but he didnt factor in the fact that shes a woman
>>115982098That's a F in parenting. Like ,holy shit. If your kids is failing all of his asignatures, it means something is clearly wrong.
Cuck Dad reads as a cry for help, to me. No one could be that pathetic and not be fully aware of and disgusted by it.
>>115995316In grade school, it's basically a combination of history and the structure of society/government.
>>115983222Doormat parents have a tendency to raise little tyrants. If the child never learns to cope with not getting their way, they become poorly socialized and their emotional outbursts become more and more difficult to handle as their strength grows.
>>115998891not him but i suspect it was a plebbit thread long since deleted because everyone laughed at her. Give me a sec and let me see if i can find a copy
>>115995316Yes? Like history and shit.
>>115999951>>115999954these seems kinda autistic and weird. why are you guys fighting an old man again
>>115998891I think this was the one but its a holiday not a business trip
>>115999951Oh, he's kind of cute.I expected more flab from his drawings of himself.
>>115982821This just makes me feel shitty about not having any of these things
>>116000020That's the one. Thanks I couldn't find it.
>>116000083The problem with an image like that is it implies that’s what you’re supposed to have to be happy. You be you. A party is a state of mind, not a prescription.
>>115982885The way she cuts him off is cold as fuck like he's clearly the inferior in one she doesn't even need to consider his feelings I feel a little bad for him
>>116000083Try living in the back of a truck for a couple of years. After that, you'll be happy with nothing.
I have to think he draws his wife dressing like an old lady because he hates how nonsexual she is.
>>115984150The closest word that comes to mind is sardonic
>>115997335Suit yourself.Bye Anon.
>>116000334>Ran away when confronted by logicYou'll gonna be running away your whole life without ever understanding the world.
>>115984869She's been dead for 6 years. So no.
>>115983266>painting an anti-slavery man as pro-slaveryWEW
>>116000334I've never seen a SJW get blown the fuck out this hard before. Its beautiful.
>>115983266Holy fuck this is retarded.
>>116000020i tend to imagine every single reddit post like this as being some faggot's creative writing exercise farming for upvotes and drama, but god damn if i don't want this one to be totally true
>>115982098>MoisheEvery fucking time.
>>115997734Is there some hidden meaning to the message on the chalkboard in the last panel?
>>115997760Reminds me of that post where a chick turned her Boyfriend into a chaser.She suggested an open relationship and he brought home a tranny.
>>116001003looks like a peepee
>>116001175post it if you have it
>>116001204I think it got deleted cause op misgendered the mtf her boyfriend brought home.
>>116001229wait, the subreddit deleted it? was that after the post was answered and closed, or did she just make that mistake n they went "nope, that's illegal here not even gonna give ya a chance to fix it. yet, bitch">>116001277>linking a Google search yea cheers
>>115995765I mean, this webcomic for one>meant to be semiautobiographical (in that the main cast is him, his wife, and her kids)>demonstrates his approach to fatherhood/being a husband>lots of strips where he's neglectful, selfish, or judgemental>but the framing is that he's a heckin wholesome good dadderino because he plays with Star Wars toys and talks about his feelingsThe whole tone of this strip reminds me of how Chris-chan would cast real life people who wronged him as villains in his Sonichu comics. Lunarbaboon's wife won't fuck him and he feels insecure around muscular men, so in the comic she's a frigid old hag and he gets to come out on top despite being a balding wimp. The strip is like therapy for him and all the attempts at being self-effacing ring hollow. Its him trying to convince the reader that he's a nice guy but you get the impression even he doesn't believe it.
>>116001428I linked it because I was amused at how many results showed up.
>>115994088>postmodern faggots can't enjoy good contentGood, and stay out
>>115994878>not teaching your kids how to use tools>not encouraging your kids to do well in school>not encouraging your kids to be healthy>not supporting your kids when they're sad>supportive parentingPick one
>>115994878>y'allr/ChapoTrapHouse is that way
>>116001581r/ChapoTrapHouse literally doesn't exist anymore. It was nuked by the Reddit admins.
>>116001581Not anymore :^)
>>115997045Don't be, it makes me feel better about my life and encourages me to strive for more as a man and a person in general
>>115994878Cock in mouth
>>115990529Types of nerds:the nerdy shit that -I- like>>>>>>>>>>>> the nerdy shit I DONT like or care about Wow, such a based list!
>>116001460doesnt even sound all that disrespectful to be honest, aside from maybe the "not actual women" statements. even then, even as a tranny I'd find it hard to worry more about being upset over wording than helping someone with a problemwhy are these people even on a support subreddit if they're not gonna be open minded, supportive and let little mistakes slide over the big picture? do you just feel like roleplaying big smart advice lady to feel better about yourself?
>>116001581why the fuck do yall dumbshits on here always thinking "yall" is some kinda reddit/twitter/big spooky lib slang? you gonna disrespect cowboys like that?
>>116001688>some kinda reddit/twitter/big spooky lib slangNobody thinks that, it's just faggy
>>116001722it's faggy when it's middle class white liberals from new york typing it out on twitter. when you got a face to put the words to and it shows they're going for some folksy mass-appeal speech to disguise their elite status and probable disdain for the working class. on here in blessed anonymity i don't give a shit if people say it though, y'all faggots care too much
>>116001688Because the chances of "yall" being used by some skinny fat leftist who desperately wants to fit in with black culture are infinitely greater than it being used by some Texas Red chad
>>116001820what even WAS that subreddit? has to be "offensive" of it's been yeeted yall remember when reddit was considered this scary far right bigoted website by fags over on twitter and tumblr? hell some of the ones that dont leave their personal safe internet circle still think that to this day
>>116001460her husband sounds basedwhere does he even find so much tranny pussy
>>115996177You show that strawman who's boss
>>116001857white twitter faggits stole "yall" from blacks like they steal everything from em, and blacks stole it from honest respectful yeehaw americans for the same reason it's the circle of life like the lion king said awwimawheawwimahue
>>116001899I can only imagine a cis guy who's actually willing to fuck trannys could clean up on Tinder or Grindr
>>116001688Cowboys are just queers who guide steers. No respect necessary for glorified farm-jannies.
>>115984869Mine constantly guilt-tripped me into shit like spying on my step-dad during a nasty divorce, putting bills in my name (and often didn't pay and had me negotiate with the bill collectors), and hoarded animals to the point where I had to take about a dozen kittens infected with ringworm to a shelter because I had gotten enough. A year ago she decided that I was too "toxic" for her and stopped talking to me because I wouldn't go along with her woke cultist crap, and she bragged to her friends how she was willing to even cut out family over petty disagreements, despite me being the last one of my siblings that was even willing to keep in contact with her. I know my childhood wasn't all bad, but fuck I'm still rather sore about some of the ridiculous shit I was put through. That being said, I've since reduced the chip on my shoulder and have been repairing the frayed connections with the other people in my family. No matter how unstable your childhood was, you're still responsible for pulling yourself together and continuing to improve yourself. Things do get better when you take charge of your life.
>>116001944would trans women even use grindr? traps maybe, but genuine wanna-be-a-woman-full-time trains?
>>115990217The liberal parents brought this on themselves with their own sinful naturethe son didn't do anything wrong
>>115983266Jesus, if you are going to learn about someone, do a better job than reading a buzzfeed article on why white people are racist. He was anti-slavery and wanted to save the abolitionist movement from being discarded by people completely, and did so succcessfully by reframing it from "Get rid of slaves immediately" which nobody would agree with to "Get rid of slaves over time" which was a more popular sentiment, which ultimately got passed. He didn't do it because he was evil, but because he knew it couldn't be done as ideally as some people thought it could.
>>115990315Alot of religious people appreciate the order and stability religion brings and might be iffy and evasive when it comes to the God partEdmund Burke made a whole pro-order, secular argument for why religion is important, neat stuff
>>115984595>that faggot dogKEK
>>116001460>our children are also unsure how to feel about the entire ordealGood god damn, can you imagine trying to wrap your head around this as a kid, or even as an adult for that matter?I'm so glad my parents are boring monogamists
>>115983226I say let him break, let the world see what all that rage can do when corked up like a wine for a decade.
>>115994294Maybe it just reflects that person's ugly world view. The old Chick tracts had a notoriously ugly style too
>>115997868I'm picturing these in immediate conjunction and it's fucking hilarious. Thanks for the lols, friend anon.
>>115983266I feel like he's misrepresenting Henry Dundas.He was very likely anti-slavery and abolitionist. He advocated for gradual abolition of slavery, rather than immediate abolition, because he felt that political climate would never allow immediate abolition.Whether this was the correct action from a moral standpoint or not is up for debate, but he really was anti-slavery.
>>116000020I know this isn't the fashionable opinion, but I do kinda feel bad for her.She's clearly been propagandized by the media, given bad advice by her friends and scared stiff by seeing a friend's relationship go sour.
>>116002604Feel free to feel bad for her, but she ultimately made her own decision. The circumstanced surrounding that decision are very unfortunate, but it was ultimately her decision.
>>116002604You're allowed to be exposed to a different opinion without it being "propaganda by the media". Not everything you disagree with is "propaganda by the media". Fucking schizo.
>>115982931Why is she always wearing a bun? Is she a dried up crone?
>>115981356Just the dad.finished rooffixingthankssweetie!
>>115993151Kind of ironic, considering he is he biggest tool of them all.
>>116002566This. When you live in a world where everyone agrees with slavery, wanting to slowly get rid of it makes you a good person.
>>115989834You're way too sane for this board. Get out
>>115983504>Laughing at this faggot's pathetic pamphlets (wont even call them comics) because it makes you feel pity for the aboslute fucking cuck>No see, you actually do like this because I say so. Get the fuck out.
>>115990136Thats faggots and cucks for you, they are the ones sucking anal strapons from their wife's one night stand but we are the degenarates.
>>116004843>(wont even call them comics)Damn, my friend, you are triggered and seething at levels which boggle the mind.
>>115990315Well god is not like a dude with a beard sitting on chair in the sky looking at you all day long. To me the fire of the human soul is god, so my interpretation of religion is less dogmatic. You can always come to your own conlcusion while still having faith.
>>115982098>straight Fsi'm a leftist soiboy who doesn't believe in giving kids grades and this is fucking stupid. there's something deeply wrong if a kid is getting straight Fs. if the author were smart he would have made the grades a mix of Cs, Ds and Fs
>>116004894>you are triggered and seething at levels which boggle the mind.Yes. I wont stand for this bufoonery.
>>115995782>Has sex with dudes.
>>116001880Reddit had 4chan's old reputation?
>>115982949Man, i can't even laugh at him. I just feel sad for him now
>>116002353That is exactly how it happened actually. It is pretty funny in hindsight.
>>116005145Kind of. Some of the more "offensive" subreddits got put in the spotlight and there was this big freakout from zoomers who never venture off Tumblr that this giant website everyone is talking about must be a hate website
>>115993172I love how none of the men look enthused about this
>>115982098Just in case.
>>116005478"I just want to have sex with a black woman but they only cast me in this cuck shit. Man I wish I didn't need the money so bad."
>>115982821YAY TEA AND COOKEEZ :D
>>116001460>I start thinking that if he's not attracted to other women, then he's probably not even attracted to me.He is attracted to you, because you look like a man trying to look like a woman.
>>115990217Isn't honoring your father and mother literally one of the ten commandments? Does this kid not realize he's being a massive hypocrite?
>>116002177Those types hate compromising on shit like that even if its the only way to win
>>116005478Xept for the white guy
>>116000015>seems kinda autistic and weird.This should be a 4chan tag line. "4chan - kind of autistic and weird" But yeah, this doesnt seem based to me, its some poor bastard who clearly has marital issues not to mention mental illness. Whats the point of harassing him? Just leave him alone
>I was trying to smile but it was the smile of desolation. Inside I only felt the pity and the terror and the waste of it all.
>>115996102Coming from an aspie, I can tell open relationships and polygamy are the beginning of the end for couples. If you can't even satisfy your partner, that's pathetic.
>>115997907Okay, that was a good one. Demona will suck your dick.
>>116005478“Sure fucking white girls is fun and all. But is that all I am? Something for white guys to beat off to? Can I find a woman that likes me for me and not just my big dick? After I bust my nut, she doesn’t even say good bye. He may be the cuck, but I feel like I’m being used.”
>>115982821>You can't be depressed because you have material objectsThis is like the retards on /tv/ who scream about Shame and how the main character can't possibly be depressed because he has a good job and has sex with women
>>116001460Trannies are only good for fucking, prove me wrong
>>115994088is the tranny watching Ace Ventura 2?
>>116010868Probably the first one because the villain had a sex change, if I recall correctly.
>>115989834I've never met a "nice" person who genuinely came across as nice to me. They always just seem like tightly-wound phonies who'll flip out and kick their shit the moment once they finally snap on you. I don't believe there are many "nice" people in a traditional sense, but I do know that people who genuinely want to be nice aren't constantly trying to be nice 24/7 to the point where they won't even entertain anything not nice in their presence.
>>116004323Incorrect. Everyone in history should have had modern progressive ideals, or else they are evil and terrible. Our modern progressive ideals are enlightened, and it cannot ever get more enlightened than this. People will look back at us and think, "Yes, that was when Humanity finally reached the peak of empathy and caring"
>>116011062Forgot to mention that they will also speak of how brave we were for marching and fighting for our ideals. Just like the civil rights marches we learned about in school. We are HEROES, just like them
>>116004974How does it feel being a retard?
>>115982885Who has the Emmy version
>>116010181say anon, you busy late today?
>>115983266Seriously this guy is either a genius or the most tragic being in existence.
>>115990446This comic is really the key to the rest of his bullshit. The guy is utterly emasculated, defeated and needs to chug pills to even handle himself. And yet he's the one making coping comics about how great his outlook on life is. The outlook that turned him into such a trainwreck of a person he can only function by popping pills.
>>115982098>I'm glad that you're helpful in class son, but we can't have you failing in every subject>Let's start with math, can you tell me what you're struggling with? Let's go over your last assignment and see if I can help, and after we can look into the other subjectsIt's like he wants his kid to be a failure
>>115991235>Almost like the whole movement is based around bitterness or something.That is exactly it. The whole "fat is beautiful" movement is shattered to pieces by anyone who puts in the effort and works out. Anyone in shape is an example that if you diet and exercise, you can look good and lose weight. Almost everyone who is on board with fat acceptance either claims they cannot lose weight, or that they shouldn't have to. Ironically it's easy as shit to be fat, but they hate people who put in the effort to be fit
>>115991268Absolutely this. Every non threatening baby-faced bearded soi-stereotype who is always on the "right side" of every point he's making turned out to be a complete fucking creep/pervert/manipulator/stalker.
>>115982885>>115982903Dude should get a DNA test asap. It's clear his wife hates his fucking guts.
>>115982921>>115982885>wife makes it a constant point of "not wanting to be touched"Being so physically repulsed by her spineless weakling husband she doesnt even want to be touched by him is a pretty good indicator that she's already emotionally opted out of the relationship and is probably sleeping around behind his back or at least hoping he either mans up and fucks her really rape style or slaps her and gives her a reason to divorce.
>>115982921>>115982885>>115982903>his wife is so disgusted with him she doesnt want to fuck him or even get hugged or touched by him>>115982931jesus. that one puts it into perspective
>>115982931Why are they trusting a stranger with their child?
>>115983226This nibba will murder his family lol
>>115982903In real life this is 100% unrealistic. Almost all my gfs wanted sex more than me and it's pretty much well known that the female sex drive has never been low. But I guess it can be realistic since he's a cuck
>>115993142No, you're spot on. The dialogue in the comic is fucking absurd. Literally asking a question you don't know the answer to, and shaming the other person for not knowing either
>>115983375This one is actually the worst to me, because it shows behind his smolbean uwu persona he is obsessed with murder and violence. He's probably acting like a lot of you losers would if you were in a comitted relationship. If he were who he claims he was he'd think of his son having conquered a unicorn and riding it now. But his thought straight up goes to animal murder, because he's unhinged.https://lifestyle.inquirer.net/129343/the-link-between-animal-cruelty-and-antisocial-personality-disorders/
>>115983405>what if the monster comes back?>I'm not going anywhereSubtle
>>115983681>we've practically eliminated a number of dangerous illnessesActually polio was on the declie before vaccinations and vaccination caused a noticeable bump in cases, because people were getting polio FROM the vaccines. It's also hillarious how both the neocon right and the globalist left accuse each other from being anti-vaxxers, despite anti vaccination stances having been a staple of the anti-authoritarian left as well as right.
>>115981379He won't do it. That would mean admitting he's views are flawed. He will probably live out he's remaining life in misery.
>>115994292It's a lot easier to draw when you make your art style ugly and inconsistent
>>116001857this.I remember the neogaf "black culture" thread, which was a bunch of fat white neckbeard leftists talking to each other in ebonics>look at dis old man he ooold
>>116012787Before this thread 404s, I've got some ancient lulz to share with youhttps://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ebonics
>>116013150holy fuck that site is still up?
>>116002566It was moral, it achieved the goals and didn't cause unrest.Of course nowadays zoomers want immediate solutions and don't understand that some things take time. Take gay rights vs "trans rights". It took like twenty years from uneasy acceptance to gay marriage legalization. Transfags want full "rights" (whatever they mean by this) yesterday, while the whole thing isn't even properly researched.
>>116013317If it ever dies, the world as we know it is fucked. Granted every day that passes seems to bring us closer to this sacred prophecyhttps://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end
>>116005145Wouldn´t surprise me.Those thieving fucks steal everything from here while feigning superiority.No surprise,considering they are the exact type of steretotype that 4chan mocks and derides.
>>115982098How to ruin your kids life 101
>>115982522The ultimate cope