Suffering from success editionPrevious >>3777182
>70 pity no guarantee no talents no good Gilded Dreams artifactsEverything will be daijoubu
What happens if you adopt these two
>>3778747Forgot link https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wYS0RaDffdY
>>3778755I want to see him in the next fantastic beasts genshin animation
>>3778755He’s smart so he wouldn’t get hate crimed into eating chocolate like the dogs, right?
>>3778754Time to give the forest fox heat exhaustion again
SEGGS WITH SUMERU BOYShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XbHqN8Cs60
>>3778770He'll gets himself caught by an evil cook using catnip
>>3778847>create a harem out of emo manletsVenti.........I kneel.......
All the budget goes to Tighnari earshttps://twitter.com/GenshinUpdate/status/1615362614598729730
>>3778854*cute* emo manlets.
>>3778854>>3778872>That time Barbatos trolled Among Us players while and getting them killed https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e85EVkYU4XgAlmost makes you forget everyone he crossed paths with came down with Capgras delusion the next day and murdered their families
General gorou gets his skin>popularity skyrockets
>>3778903*sigh* all males don't look like Guts
>>3778854>>3778886>>3778891So what you are saying is that the true story of this game is battle between Venti and Kazuha to build a great harem.
>>3778926Why is venti openly evil on earth?If you see him on Among Us you or your family will die in 24 hours?
Oh yeah, Venti is also visiting Lantern Rite. His reign of terror can't be stopped
>>3778931Its funny until this happens to you https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wDYFpCjPJRU
>>3778931he's growing stronger........
>>3778918It’s kinda nice how they defied the only masculine men in video games rule. But about half their men look like boyish women and use the roles western stuff usually gives those. There is no way a western version would be full of androgynous males. They’d have replaced Kazuha, Venti and Diluc with “strong female leads”
Why are anemo boys so fucking hot
>160 rolls >lost 50/50 to mona>endless xinyanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgKmHHGBX4I
>>3778753>Roll 10 times>Win the 50/50 and also get Yaoyao>Roll 10 more times>Get Tighnari's C1Bless this thread>>3779028May Lantern Rite primos get you early guarantee!
Why are they so cute when turned into animals aaaaaa
>>3778943yeah, they'd have ugly ""strong"" females (including the brave black one with shaved hair). Seems the west has forgotten games are supposed to have aesthetic qualities, but they pour their broken ideology where it does not belong.
>>3779065Tighnari my husband ToT
I love my dendro husband so much, bros
>>3779086imagine putting your face right in his fat tits
>>3779087probably the evilest way to tease someone even if you don't actually say anything mean.
>>3779091imagine the smell
>>3779104Very flowery and probably steamy
>mfw I just learned you have to edit the url manually to download twitter images in their original sizeI've been doing it wrong this whole time FUCK
>>3779289My heart. Wish I could just reset Tsurumi and do it again, with Scara on my team this time. It feels like it would be very fitting.
tfw you're at your bros' house and they're having a domestic fight in front of you
>>3779336why does alhaitham let some bratty twink live rent free inside his head?
>>3779369It's the other way around buddy Alhaitham lives rent free in Kaveh's head. But Kaveh is living rent free in his house so it checks out
Gorou has panic attack at Christmas tree while Husky Itto watches https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=po-iqaVg9z8
>>3779372>tfw no cute tsundere roomate to endlessy bully Life is cruel
>>3779383Awakened to life out of the night of unconsciousness, the will finds itself an individual, in an endless and boundless world, among innumerable individuals, all striving, suffering, erring; and as if through a troubled dream it hurries back to its old unconsciousness. Yet till then, its desires are limitless, its claims inexhaustible, and every satisfied desire gives rise to a new one. No possible satisfaction in the world could suffice to still its longings, set a goal to its infinite cravings, and fill the bottomless abyss of its heart.
>>3779423imagine if your genshin boy came out of your screen...
>>3779478Wish granted, but it is 『Bohemian Rhapsody』moment. I recommend that you run anon. Provided you want to stay alive.
>>3779478>damn, bitch you live like this?
I want to BED Cyno
>>3779516a Scaracat is fine too
i want scara to hurt me
>>3779506built to be roughly manhandled
>>3779524same, i want him to step on me
>>3779528>>3779506>>3779502Plot twist: he just came back from an official visit to Japan
>>3779534No.....They cant keep getting away with this
>>3779538OH NO OH NO......tighnaribros.....we lost
>>3779540Japanese really are too powerfull
>>3779530I love watching his burst animation so much. That perfect camera angle PoV shot of his feet and face is just hnnnnnng
>>3779540Papers are forged telling Nari and Cyno to go work in a Japanese maid cafe Wimpy dog is also there and having a panic attack
how to get scara or childe bf
>>3779618Front him the money to buy guns and drugs
tfw ywn be in the middle of an anemo boy orgy
>yfw all the states ban Genshin like they ban TikTok because the dog boy is bad influence
>>3779685Europe chads once again stay winning
>>3779685My dad would probably fuck gorou desu
>>3779699Dog version, general gorou version or thot version?
>>3779701probably just the anthropomorphic versions
>>3779685Good, nobody should be exposed to gorou
>>3779905>>3779904Hard counter for scara https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z4jx5VMw8M
>>3779908Another effective counter against scarahttps://files.catbox.moe/dxxdsc.mp4
Somebody needs to show the Narukami shrine this https://twitter.com/DNick67/status/1570628857996410881/photo/1
>>3780021The little gremlin sure is jealous
>>3779134So how do you do this?
I am going nuts over this boi
How to speak to short people the correct way
>>3780258>BTFO's manlets and waifufagsNo autist should be this powerful
>>37802712/3rds of genshin boys are manlets That’s too powerful a meta
>>3780289Two thirds? More like nine tenthsOnly like 3 guys in the whole game are 6 foot
>>3780296>>3780295Marik and bakura.
>>3780271You got it all wrong anon. It is exactly the autism that makes him so powerfull.
>>3780305Is modern gorou still a military autist? Or has he found something else to do good?
>>3780289>look up cyno's height >161.9 cm Fucking kek, I knew the medium boys were small, but not that small
>>3780312I was taller than that when I was like 12
>>3780312This is why during his state visit to Japan they made him wear this
>Really does visit both Xiao and Kazuhainb4 Wanderer's next
>>3780341Just as expected from the god of jealousy
Did anyone see the sequel to the one where they’re all animals https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UIvf_brSNWwWhat if this is canon and Genshin impact is just a made up story where Aether and Lumine humanize their pets and write them into some adventure?>>3780348
>>3780360>Aether and Lumine are schizophrenics in a mental asylum thinking they have adventure with their petsNot a take I was expecting for sure
>>3780305>use tard brain for gains and to annoy kaveh /ourautist/
uuuuu Xiao is so cute
>>3780462>>3780465Wholesome and adorable
>>3780399> Aether and Lumine are schizophrenics in a mental asylum thinking they have adventure with their petsBest genshin verse Ever
How will manlets recover from this?
>>3780633It's for the greater good
>>3780633>>3780653What people are dubbing the most devastating bullying of a manlet since the fox made the dog cry
>>3780667If they looked like this I'd roll for them
>>3780667shota kaveh and alhaitham are cute! CUUUUTTEE!
how do you keep the dog from becoming obese once he gets unlimited simp bucks to buy food withLook at what happened to Niccado
>>3780717Yeah I know, I wish I was that carrot too
>>3780727Don't let him be adopted by americans
>>3780735Why are there so many obese Shiba in YouTube? They’re normally a lithe hunting dog but now they’re all https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VXU_LhqLtEo
Gorou and Scara are now friends https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kyquWBoZrVI
>>3780770If Scara is the closest we'll get to a catboy in this game, I guess I'm okay with that
>>3780802He gets a cat skin. It would tie with Hina as the most bought skin ever
He's coming next patch. Are you excited for Kagamine Len: bird edition?
>>3780761Because people are retards and overfeed their dogs, while also keeping them mostly inside.
>>3780727I want to see art of Shiba givng that villain speech.
>>3780823>eula support Is it true? Probably going to be a skip for me
i wanna hurt gorou.
>>3780916He’s going to start dressing like this as a cope since that’s the only time he gets simps
>>3780955"Look look, I got turned into a kitfox."
>>3780823Best new boy since tighnari
>>3780865He's a support that buffs attack speed by a large amount, has good healing, and also some physical damage buff. So he's mostly focused towards supporting physical attackers (only Eula at the moment, but maybe more characters in the future), but he takes the healer slot so it's not too hard to fit him into a team. I'll be trying him out in a Scara team since he can really appreciate the extra attack speed
>>3781018Is doggo now obsolete
>>3781024No he is still good for bullying
>>3781024Nah Gorou has an even more hyper specific niche which is buffing def-scaling Geo characters. Which is just Itto, Noelle, and maybe Albedo. Plus attack speed sucks for claymore users (and most melee users really) because hitlag eats up a significant portion of atk speed increases, so dog teams around Itto/Noelle won't use Mika at all
>>3781035One day albedo will splice onions with Gorou DNA
Make next thread gorou bullying themed