Kyle loves Stan! Stan loves Kyle!
Any Style fanfic recommendations? I liked this one from hollycomb (side Bunny if you're into that)>https://archiveofourown.org/works/465965/chapters/804802
I love this boy and his fucked up teeth
>>3762356I wish Kyle was my big brother...
the kyle to my stan replaced me with a david rodriguez. how can i cope with this?
>>3762541Develop a drinking problem
>>3762541>davidew gross he's not even cutealso his food sucks
>>3762657>>3762648Two very different /cm/ posts here haha
Anyone have something with the boys that would make a good desktop background?
This lovely dude *_*
>>3763052I want to pick him up and protect him <3
>>3763053same but i want him to pick me up and protect me
>>3763105He's too tiny for that
>>3763147not if i'm the same age as he is, which is always how i imagine our interactionsif i imagine that i'm my real age and kyle is his, then it's just weird and gross, so in my imagination i'm 9 like he isthat way its actually cute
>>3761988Kyle is the smolest
>>3763264hey we used to be friends on discord but i deleted my acc. i tried to add u but you didn't have requests open. please open it owo
>>3763378ohhh, i didn't know that was a settingi fixed it
>>3763393I want to back hug Kyle so bad
>>3763394hugging him would be the bestalso i bet his hair is really soft and smells nice
Why do normies have to hate Kyle so much
>>3763672because normies sucki bet they like nu-south park kyle though, because contrary to his character for literally the entire rest of the series he ends up becoming a social justice warriorwhat the fuck happened to "either its all ok or none of it is"i hate matt and trey. they should have stopped making the show after season 17 and focused on the games. the fractured but whole was the last good thing they ever made.
Bunny sucks. Buttman superior.
>>3764070I want Kyle to beat me up so bad
>>3762203Thanks for the fic rec, dude. I wish there were more slowburn style fics. I love my boys, but I can't stand most fics because of how out of character everyone acts in them.
>>3764441i hope those aren't real piercings, he's too cute to ruin himself with that shitat least he doesn't have gauges or something else gross like thati'm pretty sure kyle wouldn't do that to himself, or wear nail polish
Would like to see some more Tweek appreciation in here
does anybody else get suicidally depressed because they can never have a cute wholesome relationship like, for example, tweek and craigeven if i found someone i liked who liked me back, it would still suck because neither of us would be cute, because men are uglyi wish i was a cute boy so fucking badly god i want to die
>>3764676Imagine hating your gender and yourself so much. You get what you put out -- when you hate yourself so much like that, it's only natural that no one will like that.
>>3764676I'd answer your comment if I thought it was being asked in good faith
>>3764688why shouldn't i hate my gender and myselfadult men are overwhelmingly aggressive, violent, rude, sex-obsessed, creepy, and seem to enjoy spending their time shitting on any male who they don't think is masculine enough. there are some men who aren't shithead macho douchebags or who won't try to flirt with you despite you being 10+ years younger than them, but then they still have the following problems:we also smell bad, have facial hair and extreme amounts of body hair, go bald, age like shit (at least women can still look cute in their 30s), have rough skin, and are generally just ugly in all sorts of other ways.>>3764690you'd probably just tell me "get fit and lift bro" like everybody fucking else does
>>3764692oh and i forgot to mention another thing that sucks about being malewe get to be blamed for all the world's problems, especially white men, and are constantly subjected to abuse and attempts at humiliation. people relish in our suffering. we are ignored and considered disposable by society and have to see shit like the un talking about how "1/4 of homeless people are women, this is so awful" or "20% of suicide victims are female, this is so awful" while they ignore us because we're not "marginalized" enoughand if you try to oppose this, you're a sexist and/or racist and a nazi and deserve to be beaten up and possibly murdered, or at the least have your life destroyed.
>>3764692It's not the fault of males that you can't/don't allow yourself to see the beauty inherent in males. Males are beautiful when they fulfill the nature of males -- that includes being hairy, being furry, having facial hair and having nice manly smells. All of these things are beautiful. Sure, they are not beautiful in the same way a female is beautiful, and it's a different type of beauty from the way a younger boy is beautiful, but it is still beautiful nonetheless. There is a lot of beauty in the gentle touch of your lover's beard against your face and lips, the little scratching, the texture. There is beauty in our hair and muscles and smells -- it cries aloud that you're strong and magnificent and powerful, that you're functionical, that you put work in for each one of those muscles. Why do you then ignore all of this?Maybe you would rather be a woman rather than a man. But you are a man, this is your nature. I also come from a family, and from a mother in particular that hated men and males -- she wished that I had been born a girl. What then -- should you do what they want, and have yourself hate men also? But even if you do go on and hate men and hate male beauty, you will never change the fact that you are male. The hate is useless. How about instead of hating and grumbling and being miserable about your malehood, that you rather embrace it and learn that it too is also beautiful?It's only natural for someone who rejects their own nature, who hates and detests who they are, someone who desires something they can never have, to be abject and miserable. But you choose to be this way, and you can stop at any moment.
>>3764701jesus fucking christ lmao, this is all the kind of shit i despisemen aren't beautiful. there is nothing beautiful about being hairy, having facial hair, rough skin, or smelling like shit. i don't want to feel anybody's beard against my face, not even my own. muscles are gross. and to be honest the way you talk about men creeps me the fuck out, like you see us as objects that have to be strong and tough and not as actual human beings. but that seems quite typical of androphiles.that being said, i don't want to be a woman either. they look better than men, but i don't want to look like a woman, i want to look like me but without testosterone poisoning. i also don't want to change the way i act, dress, refer to myself, etc. i've never even met a woman i wanted to be friends with, they are completely unrelatable to me.i don't want to be strong and "magnificent" (more like dangerous and disgusting) and powerful, i want to be me, and that is not me. it never has been and it never will be. every time i've started to gain muscles it's caused me mental anguish, which is why i've completely sworn off any form of manual labor as a job or career. every additional hair on my face causes me mental anguish. every hair i lose on my head causes me mental anguish. every hair that grows on my body causes me mental anguish. my facial hair shadow causes me mental anguish.asking me to embrace that is like asking a torture victim to embrace being waterboarded. i can't even delude myself into it, and i've gotten good at deluding myself to make my life more bearable. but that is a bridge way the fuck too far. i'd rather die than be masculine. fuck you and every single person whose response to my suffering is "broooo you're so strong and powerful cmon bro just lift and be a disgusting manly man bro come on bro bro bro bro bro"fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you get prostate cancer you fucking asswipe
>>3764702Males don't have to be uber fit strongmen -- there are many types of male beauty, and strength is one of them. The nature of human beings is that we are also objects -- we have literal, physical bodies that we carry around and have to care for. You are also abstracting yourself into nothing but a body when you hate and curse your body for doing what is natural to it! It's natural and normal and GOOD to have testosterone. You however have set yourself apart from the entire world, all of history, and all of biological evolution in wanting something different. No, you say you know better, that your body should be ordered the way you want it to be. But your body is and always will be indifferent of what you want. Your mental anguish is caused by nothing but your childish and immature attitude towards life -- towards reality. YOU put yourself here, not your body, not your "testosterone poisoning." Everyone else loves their bodies and they love other bodies, including men, but you must make yourself different. YOU put yourself against the current.Deluding yourself is no solution to your mental anguish, because your mental anguish is already based in delusion. You hate your life, your body, the world, everything. You are both the victim and the torturer. How much longer will you put up with such a miserable existence? Even my slight little description about male beauty is enough to cause a toddler-tier meltdown -- Man, look into yourself! You are not well. Cure this poison within yourself.
>>3764703>objectification is cool bro!fuck. off.>testosterone is goodno it fucking isn't lmao. every aspect about my body that i fucking hate is caused by it. every single one. it's even taking away my hair which has been the only body part i've thought of positively for over 12 years. it also made my anger issues much, much worse.>durr you just want to be special and differenti actually don't, in fact i wish more people were like me because then maybe i could vent about this shit without getting told "hit the gym bro!!!!" and maybe if there were more people like me it would be considered more normal to not want to be an ugly macho douchebag.>muh male beautyi don't think it exists and that won't change. there is nothing, absolutely nothing, about men that is physically attractive. men can't even have sex together without shoving things up their shithole. it's fucking disgusting.>you are not wellif being well means being a pathetic masculine cunt like you then i maintain that i would rather die.and to be honest i probably will. it's only a matter of time until i end up killing myself or setting my face on fire or something because i can't stand looking in the mirror and see no future for myself where i don't continue to get more and more fucking ugly.
>>3764709You don't find many people like you because most people feel no need to go against nature. Or the ones that do, drive themselves to such torment that they go off and hang themselves, or else are cured of it. The last thing you need is an echo chamber to enforce all of these bad judgements. You should be exploring different options, you should be considering whether or not these judgements you've formed about men are accurate and realistic or not, in an unbiased and objective way. But you've probably lost the ability to be objective, and you definitely won't be objective towards me, just look how much I was able to provoke such a meltdown out of you just for having a contrary opinion to you. I never said get cancer and die to you, nor did I insult you or anything of the like. It shows a level of emotional turmoil -- your reason is not exactly in control, especially when it comes to matters like this. You exhibit the same traits you accuse men of having -- these traits are faults of the people, not of men in themselves. Maybe you were expecting support because this is /cm/, where we post beautiful drawings of youth. But we also love males, boys and men here, in all of their forms. When you are functioning at such a low level, it's a wonder you are still alive at all. You should stop blaming so many of your problems on things that are outside of your control eg. anger on being a man. You can control anger, sadness, you can even eliminate them entirely if you try hard enough. But it takes introspection and effort, and it means taking the time to examine your judgements -- to learn whether or not these things are worth being angry at. You are male, you have a body, yes. But you are also much more than just a human body. Why then do you force yourself so much torment and pain on this account, instead of cleaving to that -- to your real self? Leave your body as it is, leave it to that who made it -- it is not your responsbility, it is not you.
>>3764709Men can't have sex with eachother without shoving things up their shithole, and they can't have sex with women without shoving things up vaginas, where they pee, give birth, bleed and excrete vaginal secretions and discharge from. And we give blowjobs to people in the same place where they pee from, and we kiss people on the lips in the same places where they eat from and puke from. Such is life and everything. It's the inherent imperfection of material forms -- bodies are material, and they are imperfect also. Instead of ranting and raving and grumbling and grieving that things are the way they are, wouldn't you rather just accept it? You will have much more peace with yourself and with others if you do.Additionally, that also means accepting men for men. Not labelling them under delusional fit-all tags like le macho douchebag (same thing with women, not labelling all of them whores). You have such a wounded sense of masculinity, you think it is being ugly and smelly and dumb and angry but it is nowhere near the case at all. It is very ignorant (not to mention, very emotional and not very realistic) to label all men under that, and to ignore and hate and despise them. These things just aren't as bad as you think you are. Maybe if you can accept that, you can even find the beauty and goodness in all of these things -- even in things that are really bad! Pic realted.
>>3764711>I never said get cancer and die to you, nor did I insult you or anything of the like.you told me to get muscles and shit. that is tantamount to telling me to kill myself, because as i've explained, i'd rather die than be a macho manly muscular guy. they disgust me more than most men, especially the gymbro types.>your reason is not exactly in control, especially when it comes to matters like thismy reason is perfectly in control. it just disagrees with yours. my sense of reason tells me that men are not cute and therefore are not attractive. yours tells you that they are attractive BECAUSE they are not cute (as being hairy, balding, smelly and muscular is the opposite of cuteness).>You can control anger, sadness, you can even eliminate them entirely if you try hard enoughyeah, see, i actually despise the kind of person who never shows or experiences emotions. the shame and hiding of emotions (aside from anger since most men are not shy about showing that) and the expectation of some kind of stoicism are some of the things i despise about masculinity.>But you are also much more than just a human bodythats funny, you were just saying that objectification is okay and totally natural.i want my body to reflect who i am on the inside. if it cannot do that, then it is worthless. not only do i hate to look at it in the mirror or when i'm in the shower or whatever, but then i also have to worry about it attracting the wrong kind of people (i.e. people who expect me to be masculine). those people tend to be incredibly creepy, pushy, and judgemental.>Why then do you force yourself so much torment and pain on this account, instead of cleaving to that -- to your real self?because my body doesn't fit my real self. my real self is basically an uwu softboi, my body does not match it.>Leave your body as it is, leave it to that who made itso i should hate my parents for making my shitty body with their shitty genetics, got it.
>>3764722>you told me to get muscles and shit.I never did. I said that male beauty is very broad, and athleticism and physical strength and fitness is one of them. You are beautiful in your own way, but beautiful as a male. (muslces also are an aspect of female beauty! Or do you think females don't have muscles?)>that is tantamount to telling me to kill myself,That is something you add of your own account, not mine. And this you can revoke at any moment.>my sense of reason tells me that men are not cute and therefore are not attractive. yours tells you that they are attractive BECAUSE they are not cute (as being hairy, balding, smelly and muscular is the opposite of cuteness).Examine yourself. You equate cuteness with being attractive. Well, kittens and little puppies are cute, but they are not attractive. It's one form of beauty, of which attraction is one sense of desire towards beauty. Mind you also, kittens and puppies are very hairy and furry and are still cute and beautiful! Beauty can be found in everything -- even balding old men. And even if you were not a man, you would still get old, your body will decay, get wrinkles, etc. It's a very worthless and abject thing to waste so much time and energy over a thing that is so ephemeral.>yeah, see, i actually despise the kind of person who never shows or experiences emotions.Having good judgements =/= repressing emotions. If you repress your emotions about your male body, you will only get more miserable. But if you change your judgement about your body, and rather learn to love it rather than hate it, what more do you have to be angry for? This is what I mean when I say controlling it. You can control whether or not you choose to feel harmed at something.
>>3764722>you were just saying that objectification is okayNo I didn't, I said that is inevitable however to admit that a component of us is an object, meaning physical. We're not just disembodied souls. You objectify yourself when you force yourself and others through small lenses, eg "I AM MASCULINE AND THEREFORE UGLY." This is objectification. You are more than just an object, though.>i want my body to reflect who i am on the inside. if it cannot do that, then it is worthless. To an extent. I'm sure if it was possible, it would have been made that way. But it is material, made out of atoms and molecules -- it was rather not possible that you could have it exactly the way you wanted. And even if you were an eternal prepubescent boy, you will still age, your bones will decay, you will die. Or do you want to be an uwu softboi at 80 years old? How will you look back at this time, by then? Material things just don't work that way, unfortunately. If you don't like it, you can exit whenever you like. At least be grateful for that.>so i should hate my parents for making my shitty body with their shitty genetics, got it.No. You should stop hating, period. Your hatred will not cure your body, even if you hate all of your ancestors from first to last. Instead of the treating the symptom, treat the cause of your hatred. Eliminate these horrible and self-sabotaging feelings towards your body. Your body is what it is, and it will always be what it is. Accept it, learn to love it. You can do that, or you can be miserable and suicidal -- it's your choice.
>>3764676You can have a cute relationship if you want it. You'll never be a cute boy due to genetics but your life is as cute as you want it to be
>>3765192Damn this is a cute ship
shut up and look at my son
>>3765633I wish I had had internet access in middle school, everyone was having so much fun on deviantart
>>3765633its funng how everyone thought that kind of artstyle was cringe but then but now people like it
>>3765938It's still considered cringe, some of us just grew up and realized that cringe culture is stupid af
>>3765938Well, nostalgia is one hell of a drug
How are all the boys spending Thanksgiving this year?
Thanksgiving? Laughs in European
>>3765938>>3766097Only zoomers like that artstyle though. They ride hard on that fake nostalgia of the early 00s because they didn't experience the unironical Neocities yaoi cringe culture so they glorify it, much like how milennials do the same towards the 90s and 80s.
>>3766976This is so cute omfg I love unhooded Kenny
>>3767268kenny thighs and butt...
It's December 1st, new thread is up>>3767810