Post ur nazi catboys
>>3746796Thats a new one. Putting that in the folder
>>3746708um, excuse you
>>3746734get that rule63 dogshit outta here
>>3750162kill yourself straightoid stop shitting up the board
>>3749912>The Communist got to Berlin.
>>3746738>cropping out his belly buttonI can only stand so much
I NEED HIM TO LICK ME GOD FUCK
>>3750334Im about to die in a hurricane probably and I just want you to know I used some of my final moments just to call you a faggot.My very serious comment however is that this little guy has allowed me to be less racist and more gay. I would elaborate on what I mean by that but who tf wants that blog post?
>>3750336I am actually interested in your elaboration
>>3750342Sorry I took so long, was doing hurricane prep shit but I live in a really shitty place to be dealing with a hurricane so maybe rip anyways.Im going to try to make this short because the full story would probably span about 3 posts and I'm not sure when the electricity is going to go out.When I was 12 and not fully aware of myself being a homo butt faggot I was watching hellsing and got hyper focused on this character, I always felt cheated in that they hardly give him as much screen time and development as I wanted. Got to the point when me and friends were going to conventions I cosplayed him every other time, because the 2000's and early 2010's were cool in that no one acted like a faggot about it as politics had not yet ruined everything.Then 2016 happened and politics ruined everything and in an elaborate series of events my circle of highschool friends all turned on me and managed to convince my retarded ass that, despite anything I might think I believe, it is pattently impossible to love nazi aesthetic, let alone be kinda horny for it, and not follow the political beleifs and practices to a T.Eventually after many fights and falling outs, they had managed to successfully convince me I needed to start larping as straight and that any identity I had built up by this point was fake and just a product of the people I was surrounded by.I spent about 2 years trying to fit in to circles of /pol/ esque individuals and actual nazi groups, attempting to profess a kind of bastardized understanding of nazi belief that often got me into shit with these kinds of people. Because it was ultimately my massive autistic mental reach around attempt to go "just let me jack off to guys in these cute outfits without fucking up anyones life please for the love of christ" without being too on the nose about it. Trying to essentially live a life that amounts to "I am a nazi because that label has been beaten into me but I dont want to do racist shit please."
>>3750819This obviously did not vibe with people who seriously want to reduce the population of/fully exterminate "non european whites", me being this half hearted person about it and just trying to hang around the crowds because I'd been convinced it was "my people".Was a really confusing and miserable time and I spent most of it angry and unhappy. Eventually I had a mental lapse one day in which I went over old schrodinger fanfictions I wrote back in 07-09 and re realized I was bi and that it was not just a phase or meme. I cut off the few right wing groups I was in and had a private period of re connecting with this character and what he meant to me personally.I remembered that ironically, despite all the bullshit, niether in canon nor in anything I ever wrote did Schroddy do a damn thing that promoted being and acting racist beyond the outfit, even the group he is in "The millennium order" is, despite apparently being natsocs, weirdly un focused on jews or anything race related for the entire series.This character quite literally made me realize I was not straight, twice. Despite 2016 ruining the happy and innocent world that I first met him in, I don't plan on letting stupid people corrupt that for me again.Sorry if this was really disjointed, I know I failed to explain this fully but full version is just too damn long during this hurricane.
>>3750821Im gonna be getting full force on this hurricane soon. I can't pretend Im not scared. to anyone annoyed by it I apologize for the long blog post and that it ended up spanning 3 whole fucking posts anyways.Friendos I just want a world where everyone is happy and shit like this does not matter. Thank you all for allowing me to post on this board, it has been to a small degree theraputic.My final wish if I do not make it out of this alive, is that there is simply not enough schroddy with his cute tummy being shown off in this world.I want a world where cute gay schroddy is so powerful it turns all the nazis into gay softies who can't and don't want to hurt anyone.Technically that was just two wishes but I was partially thinking with my cock there, sorry.I wish you all well as I now here the louder crashing of trees and Im surprised the power is even still on. Thank you all, thank you all so much. I hope to god I don't die, this is such a gay way to go out lol.
>>3750822Also sorry for gay reddit spacing and lots of bad punctuation and spelling, Im kind of nervous right now and trying to just type this all out as fast as possibleI hope I live, but if not I will schroddy post from beyond the grave I promise you all. Thank you and good bye for now
>>3750824i hope you make it. there need to be more people like you. godspeed, either way.
>>3750824Sooo, tl;dr is>Be faggot>Have a nazi fetish>Assume you are a nazi>Be surprised when you realize you're just a degenerateWow, what a fucking story lmao.
>>3750824What an interesting story. Honestly good luck and fuck those fake friends who turned on you. 2015 was the death knell of normal world, i hate it and want to go back. I will remember your story at least.
>>3750824hope you're ok schroddy anon. i have similar stories of my likes suddenly becoming evil and feeling pressured and brainwashed into worse and worse groups. thankyou for the story, it was cute in a way and made me feel better seeing i'm not alone.
I hope schroddy anon is okay. makes me want to bring my schrödinger cosplay out again and cuddle up to him wearing that.
Can’t believe my random nazi catboy fetish thread brought out the dying words of schrody annon. In his honor I’ll finally cave in buy some schrody cosplay
why isn't there any /ss/ of the nazi catboy?He'd be cute with SerasAnd Integra imo
>>3753154im sure he's ok, i dont think the hurricane actually killed very many people
we need more cute german style catboys out there. do you know any more characters that resemble schrodinger?
>>3753736Cat Noir from Ladybug
>>3753462Straight shota is only good if it's female pov and involves pegging with a realistic ejaculating strap on
Hello this is the schroddy anon who was hit by the hurricane, I LIVED BITCHES. It knocked a ton of shit over and downed some trees. Killed the electricity to my house for what took almost 3 weeks to get fixed but I had a ton of solar powered batteries and shit so I was mostly ok. Rip all the food in my fridge though, that shit died forever ago. Sorry for sperging out in here, that crap was dead set on me and my home is the kind of flimsy shit that would get flung, but it all turned out ok with no major damage that I could not manage.>>3750829Thank you anon this means a lot to me considering Im able to now read this and Im not dead instead.>>3752247yes Im retarded, but I gave the abridged version, you have no idea how ACTUALLY retarded I am lol.>>3753127the pre 2016 golden ages live on in our hearts if we don't let it die among ourselves I want to think. It will never be the same, but the memories at least give us a chance to try and emulate it a bit. Thank you anon>>3753132buddy it makes me feel good to hear others have had a similar experience, I hate that you have had to put up with anything like it, but Im happy others can understand, thank you anon and further more you are cute lol, even if you disagree I know your soul is cute for you to even say these things.>>3753154Oh GOD yes, I have a schrody cosplay too. I'm lacking a wig for it atm but we could have a cute twins thing going with that. Any time anywhere buddy. Note: its ok if you were not serious and did not expect me to rise from the dead, Ill only be very slightly sad. Thank you for the thought regardless though.>>3753315yes your thread is blessed and thank you, pls do get schrody cosplay, I love to see guys dress up as schrody any time. Thank you for the honors frendo, it is cool.>>3753462I got a pic with him and seras but it would be hard to properly censor. Her tits are out and massive and right next to his head.
>>3753480Yeah it was pretty devastating to the surrounding area but luckily it didn't kill too many. But to those it did it was fucking horrifying, a guy got caught in the area with the worst of the storm surge, it sucked his house out into the ocean as the waters raised 21 feet and Im not even exaggerating. Thankfully I only got a little bit of flooding at the edge of that however, nothing I couldn't circumvent.>>3755189I like your thinking and I agree generally, however Im a whore for Schrodinger and collect pretty much any image of him that exists.
>>3758538>it would be hard to properly censoruse catbox, man. I wanna see that
>>3758602You are right, idk why I didn't think of that before. I love how he looks so bored of her bullshit.https://files.catbox.moe/605amn.jpegHere is an additional one I like to think of as a follow up to the last image, where he is fucking the shit out of seras and I just love his stupidly cute face here. My boy looks like he is living large and loving hard. https://files.catbox.moe/mklc9a.pngAnd one final one that I think is stupidly cutehttps://files.catbox.moe/58084b.png
>>3758538welcome back. glad to see you safe and sound.
I've always liked him but i don't think he has enough art for an entire thread.
Is shota Walter allowed? He's cute.
>>3763362What did Walter ever get to fuck Alucard or was he forever cucked?
>>3762883you're good people. don't let anyone tell you otherwise. >>3763321true. i wish i could contribute more to the thread, but there isn't much to post. well, at least it's been a nice trip down memory lane.
>>3753462alright I just ended up drawing it myself https://files.catbox.moe/hw1ydx.png
>>3764737Stra8iod fuck off
>>3764737>https://files.catbox.moe/hw1ydx.pngdo not listen to the other anon, yeah I personally would have prefered schrody by himself or with another male, but schrody art is so rare these days the fact you made this is a blessing
people who like nazis are incels and should be arrested
>>3763321I made this thread just to collect schrody art I don't already have
>>3764737Can you redraw this but with The Captain blowing him instead?
>>3750822Glad you found your way out of all of that!
which one of you was this
>>3764746people who think like this about anything should be made to sit in time out kindergarden style for 10 minutes every time they give a display like this. No jail time or anything cause that would be as ridiculous as what you just said, but yes
>>3746734I leave /cm/ for a few days and this is what happens? Schrodi. Who did this to ya?
>>3764737Shrodinger would have a tiny penis.
>>3765887If Schro was real I'd treat him just like I'd treat irl 3d twinks with retarded political opinions (Yahya for example) i.e I don't think I would be able to stand having him as my bf but i'd make sure he was walking funny for a week due to often and how roughly I would be breeding his feline bussy.
>>3765998my fave>>3766207I'd want him to be my bf, but the actual character comes off like he is not actually a irl nazi due to the lack of any mention of jews the whole series
>>3765989No one did anything to me. Now leave me alone you anarchist vermin!
>>3766207whites are the only group that's not allowed to celebrate their culture, which is odd since they built the western world.
>>3766877I personally feel a key to ending this issue is escaping the black and white meme. There is no such thing as the "black" race or the "white" race, its just some gay masonic shit made up by the founders of america probably cause they looked at their checkerboard floors and went "yo it would be so cool to rule over a country like this". No one tells a french person they cannot celebrate being french, no one tells a british person they cannot celebrate being british, and no one tells a nigerian they cannot celebrate being nigerian. America is going to be in a never ending identity war because it is full of all races, and even more so because this black and white shit has stripped all of said races of genuine identities in place of artificial skin color based identities.Sorry this got a little rambley, but my point is that you can celebrate cultural history and identity through finding it in your family tree. But don't think I'm retarded though, I get what you mean. Its ok to have a black pride event but not a white pride event. I agree this is retarded, but in spirit this is in part why I say to hell with the black and white thing because its already become weaponized culturally in this way and its probably not reversible at the normie level, at this point.
>>3767266>There is no such thing as the "black" race or the "white" racestop reading right thereyou should kys asap
>>3767267Ok well then tell me about a country that existed prior to america in which all the people identified as "black" or "white" people, rather than by a country name that signifies both the land and the people. This black and white meme did not exist how it does now, where people go "skin=culture, land and history" until after the founding of america.
>>3766273>>3766274I yearn for a world so pure and wholesome that commie cat and nazi cat can be the best of friends.
>>3767266>>3767270that was a different anon that replied to you, and I get it, but you actually aren't allowed to celebrate being British or French. those countries have been flooded and destroyed with "diversity". Also, america is a cancerous tumor on the world.
>>3767270i see your point, and i agree that race didnt really exist as a concept before the modern erabut, that same argument can be applied to nationsthere are no such thing as nations, all groups are really arbitrary insofar that each thing is a unique individual