Riding the Kenobi nostalgia wave back to 2005.
I love teacher-disciple relationships where the student is the top.
Monitoring this thread.
>>3725015Unrelated to this pic but you do realize Luke and Kylo’s interactions boiled down to this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gLnbU7b0Qyk
>>3725015Is this still /co/'s favorite TCW ship?
>>3725134I have conflicting feelings about Sith Obi-Wan. On one hand, it’s inherently OOC, even when he falls with good intentions. On the other hand, wew, the porn can be good.
>got on the Thrawn train too late>miss out on the limited editions of the Ascendancy trilogy with the sexy Thrawn covers>contemplating importing the French versions bc their regular editions use these coversStupid sexy Thrawn.
>>3725260I’ve been avoiding reading the new books because Thrawn is for Pellaeon, but the meme art tempts me.
>>3725300Let us know if you ever do. Eli is quite charming as a space hick. I definitely recommend listening to the audiobook as you read along if only to hear his Southern drawl.
>>3725300>>3725337Oh and the Vaderkin/Thrawn bantz in Alliances is top notch.
Ok last one because long-haired exile Thrawn awakened something in me.
>>3725337>narrated by Marc Thompson Fuck, you've got me, his LotF/FotJ audiobooks were fantastic.
>finale in a few hoursCautiously optimistic.
>>3725389>this pose in the final episode at 15:38A lot of the cinematographical choices bugged me, but in the end 24:05-26:35 delivered.
>>3725504@Papaya_mm>>3725389Fug I gotta watch it after work.
>replies to myself like a retardI-I meant to quote the other anon.
Sex with Vader
I hate nuwars, but at least it inspired a new influx of fanart>tfw actual star wars fanfiction is unironically better than jewmouse's fanfiction
>>3725597The sequel is genius when you realize it’s all just a sunny in Philadelphia Leathal weapon type knockoff https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=37hd-NWQGpEFinn is blackface Mac, Poe is Denis Reynolds, Rey is schizo Charlie and the emperor is Pop PopOh and they got rickety cricket to be luke.The whole plot is a self insert where they’re looking for rickety cricket
>>3725582It's crazy how baldness immediately obliterates sex appeal. If stickVader kept his hair, everyone would still love him.
>>3725600I still love him and that's all that matters.
>>3725602We know Obi Wan
>>3725582I want Vader to fuck Luke
>>3725606But that's forbidden love.
How the fuck did DinLuke get so big in the fandom?
>>3725610The best kind of love.
>>3725616>DILF>twinkdo the math
>>3725134what are some of the SLUTTIEST Obi wan pics out there?
>>3725740I don't have it, but I remember a pic with a close up of Obi-Wan's face with Anakin's hand grasping his chin. And there was cum on his face.
>>3725763No, but this one's pretty good too. I think it was drawn when the ST was first coming out. Before the tumblr purge because I think that's where I saw it.
>>3725761its not a chokehold though, so it might be different
What would Hayden Christenson and Ewan McGregor think if they saw this thread?
>>3725944Disgust. Ewan already gets Obikin porn sent to him. Just like how Harrison Ford got HanLuke porn sent to him. Poetry.
>>3725945eh, hazard of the job. They knew what to expect when entering the showbiz
>Ywn have an Obi Wan sex slave
needs some clone love
>>3725945Ewan knows about the Obikin. >McGregor first learned he’d been cast in the prequels while filming Velvet Goldmine, Todd Haynes’ 1998 movie about glam rock in ’70s Britain. “It was a huge departure from what I was doing. You think of those two films…” Maybe Disney should bring out an Obi-Wan Kenobi action figure in disco gear, I suggest. “Yeah, in leather flares and nothing else. There’s a lot of homoerotic Obi-Wan/Hayden [Christensen] fan art that gets sent to me now and again. I don’t know how it finds me. It’s always a bit of an eye-opener. You open the envelope, you think you’re going to have to sign something, and you’re like, ‘Fucking hell!’”Maulfuckers caught him by surprise though. https://twitter.com/SamWitwer/status/1531349972888612864
>>3725991Tell me about TBB fujos.
>>3725912>>3725761unless its this one
>>3726010No, fuck you.
>>3726194>>3726195>>3726196>>3726197Cute!Also chuckling at this yandere final line from one of the Jedi Quest novels:> He would work hard. He would be a great Padawan. And Obi-Wan would come to love him. He would make him do so.
Choice content here bros.
>>3726728This is perfection
This just in, apparently Anakin's force ghost is still suffering in Shadow of the Sith.
>>3726878>Shadow of the Sith, finally explains why Anakin Skywalker didn't get involved with the sequels. The story is set 17 years after the events of Return of the Jedi, and 13 before Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Seeking the Sith redoubt of Exegol, Luke uses the seeing stone on Tython to catch a vision of the place - but is attacked by Sith spirits. Anakin manifests as a Force Ghost to protect him, but the experience exhausts him, and there are hints the dark side forces on Exegol are affecting him.> >Around 21 ABY, Skywalker's son Luke began searching for Exegol and came into conflict with nine paranormal Sith wraiths. When Luke found himself against impossible odds, a ghostly blue figure appeared, whom the Jedi initially mistook for his master Obi-Wan Kenobi. After fighting off the wraiths with his lightsaber, the figure turned, revealing himself as none other than Anakin Skywalker. Anakin reached out his hand and Luke took it.Here’s to another 45 years of Vader/Luke, anons.
>>3727051Do you think force ghost Anakin ever watched Luke masturbate?>>3727069sauce?
>>3727146@mxxnfishAlso draws very nice Dinlukes.
>>3727163Reminder that Anakin asked Obi Wan for help and Obi went “no” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R8UlaThHKfMIt’s no wonder anakin turned evil
prude or lewd obi wan, guys
Imagine how homo the 00s/early 10s fandom would have been if Bantam let Zahn run with his original plan of Joruus C’Baoth being an insane Obi-Wan clone. >Vader/Obi-Waan all through the Rebellion Era>Obi-Waan/Luke all through the New Republic Era>Obi-Waan/Thrawn obviously>Obi-Waan clones popping up randomly — Obi-Waan/Jacen, Obi-Waan/Kyle, Obi-Waan/Kyp>fuck it, Obi-Wan/Obi-Waan
>>3730187Why does that Zahn fellow have such a boner for turning the essentially kids' fairytale/escapist capeshit pulp univese le durk and edgeh? Yikes.
>>3730032I want to hug and fuck Obi Wan...
>>3730456Are you confusing Timothy Zahn with the Yuuzhan Vong? Timothy Zahn wanted the EU to be about unironic cinnamon roll Luke chugging hot chocolate while going on fun adventures with his tsundere wife, and wants Disney SW to be about space Sherlock Holmes’s decades-long wholesome quest to save little blue girls.
>>3730464Insane & mindbroken versions of well-established lawful good mentor characters is not 'fun adventures', it's goth teenage wannabe schoolshooter edgemaster grimdark fic shit and it's a good thing this got canned, shame Luuke still crept in. Vong is yet another species of over-the-top cringe edge, but I won't get into that.Zahn should've fucked off to write his own edgy space opera with smartass Snow Wakanda negroes metaphorically and probably literally raping and cucking anything in their path, but for some reason he latched on to another person's creation and tried ruining it by injecting pointless hard sci-fi and military wank which clashed with the setting about fucking Magic and Power of Love and its optimistic, decidedly non-cynical tone really hard. But most of the so-called SW fans were pleb and edgy neckbeards at the time, so they ate it up.
>>3730456>Yikes.Opinion for everything disregarded
>>3730475First, this is bullshit as to Zahn’s Legends work, which nails OT vibes, including the power of love, perfectly. The Thrawn Trilogy is impeccable, how dare you. Second, and I can’t believe I’m saying this because I don’t like Zahn’s Disney work: even though Disney has let Zahn’s work lean more military-wank than the rest of Star Wars and let him do irrelevant shit in the Unknown Regions, and even though Zahn can’t write Anakin or Padme for shit, that doesn’t make it grimdark.
Why are Thrawnfags as autistic as the man himself? Is it projection?
>>3730991It's Zahn crafting the perfect self-insert magnet for autistic neckbeards and simultaneously the perfect TDB & edgy fujobait (thus capturing both of the main pulp sci-fi demographics) to earn himself a comfy living for the rest of his days while being an ngmi fanfic-writing hack. Perhaps all of us could learn something from this canny gentleman.
thrawn and best boy
Any Obikin merch gonna be at SDCC?
>>3731002>best boyWhy yes I do see Anakin passed out in the bottom left.
>>3731002I don't see Luke in this picture.
>>3731032Based. I wish Disney would stop ruining him.
Din Djarin has a canonically FAT ASS.
Are “training bonds” canon (in the EU or Disney), or just a collective delusion of ObiAni fic writers?
>>3731370People just do whatever the fuck they want with the Force(space magic) in fanon to fit their narratives, anon. Its how you get a bunch of time travel AU stories and so onIt doesn't matter if its canon or not
>>3731488I’m not bothered by it being non-canon, I’m just trying to figure out if training bonds came up in something I didn’t read.
>>3727051>while Kylo was obsessing over Anakin, the latter was busy enjoying Luke boypussy Based.
Anyone got any art of Count Dooku?
>>3732546not really but I have this
>>3732558Grandson!>“May I suggest, Master, that we give Kenobi one last chance? The support of a Jedi of his integrity would be invaluable in establishing the political legitimacy of our Empire.” >“Ah, yes. Kenobi.” His Master’s voice went silken. “You have long been interested in Kenobi, haven’t you?” >“Of course. His Master was my Padawan; in a sense, he’s practically my grandson—”>“He is too old. Too indoctrinated. Irretrievably poisoned by Jedi fables. We established that on Geonosis, did we not? In his mind, he serves the Force itself; reality is nothing in the face of such conviction.”> Dooku sighed. He should, he supposed, have no difficulty with this, having ordered the Jedi Master’s death once already. “True enough, I suppose; how fortunate we are that I never labored under any such illusions.”
>>3732558smol obi wan
>>3732858God I want to rape Luke
>>3732901>implying Vader would let anyone sully his pure son
>>3726019Funny thing I think I haven't seen a single fujo fanart of TBB.
If the latter, the author hasn’t watched TCW.
Luke getting dominated by his nephew is CUTE