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>>3657642Dang he cute with a braid
>>3657468>>3657492>Felipe and his crew monitor /a/ for any posts that so much as mention Eva, even in non-related threadsI'm curious, how do you know that? I'm aware there's [spoiler]an Asushin Discord[/spoiler], but I don't care to look. Do they openly coordinate posting there or something?
>>3657649I need more Kaworu/shota!Shinji PLS
>>3657682god i wish i were shinji there haha
>>3657642It’s truly a mistake that they chicked out of giving timeskip Shinji rapunzel hair
>>3657682All you will get is a Kokuri San knockoff where 29 Qworu is tortured by baby Shaun, the reincarnation of his Shinji
Any [spoiler]fic rec[/spoiler] to share?
>>3657636shinji looks so good in this style
>60k+ likes, 10k+ retweetshttps://twitter.com/plico1209/status/1463418209248309252Crossdressing Shinji wins again
>>3657723should've put kaworu in a skirt too
>>3657667Yes, they do that on their discord. Felipe and Reichu also admitted they come here years ago.Not to mention the day 3.0+1.0 was released they had threads talking about /a/ and /cm/ on evageeks that then continued on their discord (that's how they coordinated those "kaworu was evil all along and didn't love shinji" fake spoilers, along with some falseflagging reactions for it). Kind of the same those deranged guys from RDF did. The funniest thing is that both people from RDF and Evageeks now try to distance themselves from these guys
>>3657727i only say "shotacon" as joke anon please understand
>>3657726I see shit like this and am suddenly glad Anno did what he did in the final movie
>>3657716this is good. ignore plebs
>>3657667What >>3657726 said, but now since the movie has been available worldwide for months and their evil groomer Kaworu theory has no legs to stand on anymore, they've just resorted to spamming kaworei art, Emilyposting and falseflagging about "Shinjifujos" instead.
>>3657735The Emilyposters and Shinji haters have been doing this shit since fucking forever, that's obviously not them.
>>3657775Is Emily psycho enough to spam, or is it just larps?
>>3657822Larps, on /cm/ it's mainly the same schizo.
>>3657775>since fucking foreverAnd evageeks has been here since fucking forever too. Not saying they are all from there but that is not really an argument in this case
>>3657860The post I replied to claimed they've "resorted" to Emilyposting after this movie, which isn't the case. Read.
>>3657865And I'm telling you that them emilyposting is probable because it was already happening in pre 3.0+1.0 threads
>>3657868Not every shitposter is secretly Felipe or Reichu, you know.
>>3657869>Not saying they are all from there
>>3657865>which isn't the caseWeird to say this when they've used every single thing they can to shitpost here now and in the past.Why so insistent on them not doing this at least once?
What the fuck is emilyposting?
>>3657877Are you familiar with the way Felipe and Reichu type at all?
>>3657890Are you familiar with the idea of changing the way you type and what words you use to blend in?
>>3657899Explain why it could be them then.
>>3657901>>3657468>>3657726Just some thoughts
>>3657906And you are forgetting the wiki editing war that happened between /a/ and /cm/ vs Felipe. Where he would check the threads here and on /a/ to see if anyone changed shit again.
>>3657901He thinks everyone is an evagook.
>>3657911Here: >>3657876You both really like defending them huh? I wonder why
>>3657912Not defending them, just saying there are like 2 anons here who call everyone who disagrees with them an evagook. Reminds me of the sameflagger yume who calls everyone who isn't happy with Kaworu's arc in Rebuild a Shinji self inserter or a tranny.
>>3657912>defendingSaying they're probably not the same people isn't defending either of them.
>>3657915>>3657916This board is full of schizos, who would've thought? We have the Karlfag-obsessed anon, the Evageeks-obsessed anons, the Shinji hater yume... who will be next?
>>3657915>>3657916I don't know anons you seem so much against the idea of them comming here despite them really doing that that it does feel like you are defending them. I'm not saying that all shitposters come from evageeks but that they do also shitpost in the same way they now use thanks to those post 3.0+1.0 threads in /a/People has flaseflagged as Emily before and they weren't from evageeks. Shitposting and falsefalgging in an anonymous place is very easy, how do you know >there are like 2 anons here who call everyone who disagrees with them an evagookis not one of them too? The probability of them doing what that anon initially said is there and is not questionable because we already have situations in wich they did come here from this very year. Felipe and friends stalk kawoshin discords, they edit the wiki to no end to the point other evageeks members are cleaning his mess. I'm just saying that them pretending to be Emily is not impossible, yet you seem to feel like I'm saying it's all them and only them
>>3657918dogworu is so cute
>>3657920Because notorious Asushinfags Felipe and Reichu larping as yumes before the movie's release to go on about Shinji being an ugly dicklet tranny and shitting on Asushinfags makes no sense to me, most logical explanation is that the Emily larpers are simply the same posters as back then.>I don't know anons you seem so much against the idea of them comming hereI know Felipe comes here, his posts are obvious as hell. Him being connected to the Emilyposters just sounds random though
>>3657859I can't tell who's supposed to be 28 and who's supposed to be 15 here
>>3657926>makes no sense to meIt makes sense to me when the "yumes" only focus on kaworei being canon and not shinji being an ugly dicklet tranny. You can tell when it's that guy from /a/ that likes to spam kenasu/kaworei/marishin too
>>3657934NTA but the yumes that come here focus on kaworei and kawoasu. Did you miss all the times when they shitposted about kaworu fucking asuka in EoE? Or them saying kaworu would've fallen in love with asuka had he met her at the beach? Or all the times they said kaworu didn't give a fuck about shinji because he ditched him for kaji in 3.0+1.0?
>>3657865Anon you were replying to here- I was under the impression that they were Emilyposting at least occasionally since the Shinji tranny/dicklet+Kaworu yumeposting+Kaworei posting would happen all at the same time on /a/ threads, especially in ones with very obvious Felipe posts. I readily admit I could be wrong and didn't mean to derail the thread, kek
>>3657936Idk, I've seen emilyposters trashing him too if anything
is the fujo that shipped Stendy here? love you sis
>>3657934>not shinji being an ugly dicklet trannyUhh they say that everytime they come here
>>3657934>>3657940All I'm saying is that among those """""yumes""""" there can be people from there. I'm not implying there's just 2 people here shitposting. As that anon said, shitposting here would happen at the same time they were present in /a/ threads. That they could do it occasionally I can believe it, especially when some of their members don't care about pretending to hate asushin as long as they can shit on everything else out of spite. It reminds me of them suddenly saying they never believed in Reichu's evil Kaworu theories. There was that reifag that hated Kaworu and he too would get larpers among all the caos that was the threads after the movie.
what if we did something like the hoonifags did with their thread and made an OP to remind people to not derail threads and to report shitposters? do you think that might help a bit? it seemed to work for the suicide boy thread. we could also use it to link recommendation lists for doujins, fanfics, and other stuff
>>3658009It would be useless because evafags are a special kind of insane. Also no matter how many times you report them images of het couples stay in the threads anyways
>>3658023idk i've seen rule-breaking posts get deleted after i've reported them, i think if we flood the report list with enough reports the jannies/mods won't be able to ignore it like they usually do. we could make a stipulation in the OP to report bait/troll posts under global rule 3a and possibly cut down the number of shitposters willing to post here
girls are weird
>>3658027zomg!! le funny random post xD
>>3658009>hooniI want to see what would happen after you make Shinji and suicide switch places
>be homophobic Asuka> faggots are now dressing like this in public Wat do?
>>3658099Asuka made Shinji wear her plugsuit so she wouldn't care, she just doesn't like fags
>>3658106Now it’s fags cosplaying yuri
>>3658099physically assault them, of course
>>3658106So she'd be into straight femboys? That's pretty based
>>3658111My point exactly, and copying her look no less
>>3658112Only Shikinami out of the Asuka would want to dick him and she got mega NTRd by Mari The others (draft Asuka) might get off by bullying him into suicide tho
>>3658121>The others (draft Asuka) might get off by bullying him into suicide thoThat's a bit much, no?
>>3658112Kek she's the type
>>3658123Under the impression that only groomer mari is weird like that
>>3658110Would Japan arrest her for hate crimes?
>>3658124Mari is a giga fujo
>>3658125they dont have the raw strength of will to confront asuka
if i never hear the word "groomer" again then it will be too soon
>>3658132This is the darkest timeline
>>3658144>>3658143Instead you just got groomer Mari while qworu on the moon cried
>crossdressing kawoshinbecause Kaworu wanted to practice his mad makeup artist skills
>>3658145Cried tears of happiness because he was finally free from Shinji
>>3658154Take your meds, will you?
>>3658161" Natura non contristatur "
>>3658170OOC, he’s got Karl’s retard hair but they’re not fighting
>>3658172Shaun would come around eventually
>>3658170shinji looks small
>>3657879>K: You're wearing girl clothes today? It suits you, you look very cute Shinji-kun>K: Here, it's best you don't move too much or your skirt will flip up. Are your legs cold? You can come closer to me if you want.>K: Fufu, you really are too adorable. I don't want anyone else to see you like this. I'd love if you were to be a girl for me and me alone...>S: If it's just for you...then I'm okay with it...maybe...?>*Kaworu-kun is kind so he's warming Shinji'-kun's legs with his hands
>>3657879Crossdressing Shinji is the cutest. Literally made to manhandle.
>>3658258Don’t manhandle the tsundere
why is he so autistic
>>3658271He spent all those loops talking to Shinji only what do you think that does to someone's brain?
>>3658252Kaworu is corrupting his innocent shinji
>>3658252Can Asuka hear what he’s saying?
Kaworu canonically breeds Shinji in missionary position
>>3658273turns out being obsessed with a sad twink turns you into a walking motivational poster
>>3658326Because look at this >>3657723And all those drawings Chika made since the last movie. The audince didn't want cool Shinji they wanted him in a skirt
>>3657939Not that fujo but did you watch the new SP special?
>>3658389>asked just to say thisAnd then you say it's everyone else's fault when threads go to shit
>>3658395>And then you say [things I didn't say]?
>>3658387yup! that's what reminded me to ask. did you like it?
>>3658398congrats to Creekfags, Stendychads lost...
>>3658397I loved it, Cartman becoming a rabbi and Kyle going insane over it was hilarious.>>3658389Please don't do it.
>>3658401Kek, Cartman is definitely doing it to get a rise out of Kyle. Do we know what the fuck happened to Butters?
>>3658399Creekchads won but at what cost? Tweek and Craig look hideous as adults.
>>3658332Lmao. Shinji has virtually no appeal in Japan unless the femboy angle is pushed.
>>3658404Tweek looks about what I'd expected, ngl. the absolute state of Adult Craig though...
>>3658403>Do we know what the fuck happened to Butters?Apparently, he went crazy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNK3n4nUmW4
>>3658409Based Professor Chaos
>>3658404>Tweek and Craig look hideous as adults.Worse than Salary?
>>3658416Salary is a supermodel in comparison.
>>3658418>tfw randos in the background look better than themwhy
>>3658421This is the price we had to pay for canon confirmation that they were still together after 40 years.
>>3658424Creek deniers got btfo for good, at the very least
>>3658395Did he lie, though? At least the south park fags are growing old together, kawoshin could never.
I just want Stan to be happy
>>3658427Why are you like this?
>>3658427>At least the south park fagsI can't believe there are still people who like it especially in current year (or that of all things they like gay stuff in sp) when it became even more shit than previous seasons. This feels like people shipping something in the Simpsons
>>3658433The specials are better than the last seasons tho
>>3658024Start by reporting all these south park talk as off topic and see if anyone cares.
>>3658432kawoshin will never get married
>>3658441Are you the seething yume? You promised you would take your pills today.
>>3658437Ooooh off-topic posts ooooh so scary!
>>3658443Yeah, they promised me. I'm disappointed dude
>>3658443>>3658445Tbf, she said "maybe" >>3658158
>>3658437i mean >>3658326 got deleted so it's not like they're ignoring us completely anymore
>>3658446Little steps I guess
>>3658441They're married and have a child together
>>3658450shinji is a horny bastard so they'll likely have several
>>3658452Based, South Park fags could never
>>3658455Never be non-canon, yeah
>>3658456Sis you might as well be bragging that the salt and pepper shakers from Blue's Clues are canon
>>3658455>pregworu>Kaworu marrying ShinjiYour fantasies aren't canon, sorry.
>>3658459>Shinji will never canonically pump Kaworu full of angel hybrid assbabiesBros how do I go on...
>>3658458I'm not the one who has to resort to making up headcanons and treating them like reality to pretend I have something to brag about, sister
>>3658465 >>3658455 >TFW no Shinji inflicting milk cancer on himself out of love so he can nurse their babies Fujo drew the Eva we needed but didn’t deserve
>>3658405Pretty much. Goes to show how bland and boring Shinji's actual character is.
>>3658429It's pretty likely Wendy's "husband" is an AI, she'll end up with Stan in the next special
>>3658477Only boring if you ignore his designers cool ideas and debase him to being a harem lead like rebuild Fujo are most faithful to the original vision
>>3658482>harem leadHe got cucked out of Rei, Asuka, AND Kaworu and watched them end up with men superior to him. He's a cuck lead so it's no surprise his popularity tanked after the movie (not that he was that popular to begin with)
>>3658489He got NTRd by a groomer and spirited away from his friends. Shit happens In the non bleak snow ending he has a chad BF and is chaste life partners with ReiThe real harem lead was Kaworu
>>3658493>Kaworu gets to fuck Rei, Asuka, AND Kaji in Neon GenesisBased chadworu, he'll probably fuck Mari in front of dicklet Shinji too.
>>3658472Chika will be given creative control of the next Eva installment and we'll finally get to see the Eva that was always meant to be
>>3658499Shinji is still his crown jewel tho and goes domestic violence on him
>>3658499>fuck MariMari is his mom in the manga
>>3658513Nah, Kaworu never gave a shit about ugly faggot Shinji. Shin Eva makes that obvious.>>3658514And Rei is his sister/first wife but he still fucked and impregnated her, I doubt he cares as long as he's getting his (huge) dick wet.
>karlfag and the anti-shinji schizo spamming the same old retarded bullshit at each other againit never ends
>>3658523>went through the archives earlier looking for a specific thread>saw all the retarded doomposting that immediately followed Shin Eva's jpn premiereIt actually made me appreciate the current threads a lot more, even despite Karlfag and the anti-Shinji spammer. We've come a long way
>>3658523I guess you could say we're looping, anon.
>>3658525The 14 year old doomer
>>3658444 Absolutely nothing is stopping you from making a sp thread. This feels like when Eatery kept trying to talk about Devilman here
>>3658531Can we talk about devilman here? Shin Eva drove home DM >>>> Eva
>>3658533DM is shit and Ryo is the biggest cuck alive. At least Kaworu got his cute tradwife Rei in the end.
>>3658528>CPR is a kissLol, coping fujo. Kaworu is straight and only into Rei.
>>3658418>>3658419Tbf to them, they're like 50 years old. Salary is in his late 20s and already looks like shit.
>>3658538Salary = Annus not Shinji
>>3658536LmaoAlso satan >>>>> Rei in waifu rankings
If Asuka was dating Kaworu she'd go full yandere so she could have his unconditional love all to herself. If Shinji ever tried to get close she'd stab him in the throat and watch him bleed out as she laughed. She'd also tie Kaworu up and ride him until he got her pregnant to make sure he never leaves her.
>>3658550Shinji can rival her
>>3658550Also Kaworu would cheat on her with Shinji
I've gotten so used to the daily Karlfag vs resident schizo showdown I'm actually starting to become fond of it
>>3658572Kill yourself right now
>>3658578No and you're not gonna do anything about it faggot
I just can't take Kaworu yumes seriously, no matter how many threads they ruin with their nonsense
>>3658580>yumesWhen will you learn that there's no "yumeS"
>>3658579I was trying to be nice but I guess someone who is fond of that tranny is already too far gone
>>3658580there's *maybe* one actual yume and the rest are just shitposters fishing for (You)s
i think we should be nice to each other
>>3658543No, you're just gay
>>3658582Who said I wasn't talking about you
>>3658584Why is Shinji blushing
>>3658580There's literally nothing wrong with being a Kaworu yume. The types that have an irrational hate boner for Shinji are the cringe ones.
>>3658594Of course not, but there are not really yumes here, just shitposters
>>3658595tbf actual yumes are basically just hardcore husbandofags so it wouldn't be surprising there are some actual yumes here. but the actual yumes are likely not the ones shitting up threads
>>3658594Yumes are shit because self-inserting is inherently cringe.
>>3658597most yumes are basically just waifufags but for male characters, i don't have a problem with them if they aren't being retarded cunts like the anti-shinji schizo.
>>3658626>themBefore 3.0+1.0 got a release date, there weren't oh so many "yumes"
>>3658584Why? Who are you?
>>3658640K-awoooWho has descended to give us a message of peace
>>3658629Emily has been around here since 2015 though?
>>3658597Fujo and yume are two sides of the same coin. Both are women projecting hard on the more "feminine" part of the pairing i.e Shinji, Asuka or Rei.
>>3658655*is mean to you anyway*
>>3658640>Why?being nice is nice>Who are you?i'm a person who thinks we should be nice to each other
>>3658678If anything, I self-insert as a top as a fujo but it isn't really self-inserting given I don't have a dick. It's more that I just like seeing cute males take dick. Fujos and yumes are definitely not the same.
>>3658678I self insert as Karl when it’s a story about Karl and Shinji cat. Not my fault fujo depict him as being identical to my beloved late cat
>>3658688More kot pls
>>3658690I hope she draws more Shaun cat, especially her Shaun cat is really, really cute
>>3658686The "bottom" in bl is often emulating women from romance series/shoujo. Lots of crying, smaller stature, emotionally immature/naive/tsundere, doe eyes etc. Woman are often just projecting themselves or emulating what they see in shoujo or straight stories. Most BL isn't written for or by gay men so there is little reason to do otherwise. There is definitely a self insert element when it comes the majority of it with some outliers and it's not much different to yume works that replace the effeminate bottom with an actual woman.
>>3658692Karl breeding Shinjicat WHEN
I don't self-insert as anyone, I just love Kaworu and want to see him dick down and breed all the Eva characters
>>3658769>I love Kaworu being a manslutWhy are you like this?
>>3658778He is Adam and it is his god-given right to impregnate every lilin on Earth with his angel spawn
>>3657859https://twitter.com/himodayoo/status/1463980588226920449/>almost 20k likesWhy?
>>3658783>fantastic artist>insanely popular ship>it's hottheir other kawoshin drawings also get tons of attention, the one from nov 19 is at almost 90k
>>3658783What's surprising about that?
>>3657859Moar nipple art pls
>>3658678There are people that don't self insert. For example those characters are nothing like me and I don't wish they were I just like to see them together because I like their dynamic and that's it. This retarded argument is the same as that one about how fujos can't be fans of more than one story at the same time
>>3658684Did I say you could reply to me, bitch?
>>3658894start being nice right fucking now or else
>>3658783>someone trying to start shit in the comments over le child characters>it's a fucking gore artistGod I hate twitter
too big for 4chan after converting to gif https://files.catbox.moe/gbah9t.mp4
>>3658731Boy cats have spiked dicks. Catworu/Shinji cat would lead to screaming and rage
>>3658976i think they mean normal karl fucking a cat version of shinji
>>3658976Isn't there a doujin where catboy Kaworu hurts Shinji with his spiked dick
>>3658979Sauce me up
>>3658977Poor kittyHe’s like a case of https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2088:_Schwarzschild%27s_Cat>>3658979Nice. If so it would have been Meco’s but it never was scanned
Can shinji cum from just anal stimulation?
>>3659041does a bear poop in the woods?
>>3659048Does picrel mean they’re really a black and white house cat?Also Kaworu is lucky that it’s not the feisty manga version he spiked
Why is this allowedhttps://twitter.com/TonyxsteveStony/status/1465350700091674628/
>>3659100>>3659082They had better draw Shinji breastfeeding the kids
>>3659082pregworu is hilarious
new desktop army figure, having a hard time deciding if i think the eva design is stupid or cute but kaworu and shinji are definitely cute
>>3659174why did they make them so dummy thicc
>>3659179Because desktop army only makes girls and they have only one model they keep re using. It's the same as that one kaworu figure with mega hips
>>3659158Wtf is wrong with his hair?
Fire Phenix Studio released concept art for a new kawoshin garage kit. i'm really liking this design
>>3659185Look at that massive bulge on Kaworu
>>3659239There's barely any bulge there at all
>>3657880can some one answer the question?
>>3659457i'm very new to /eva/ but from what i gather emilyposting is kawoasu/"kaworu is straight" posting
>>3659457There's a girl named Emily that is a yume and would often post her tits and kawoasu mostly on /a/ and sometimes here; then many anons copied her and now pretend to be her or yumes too to shitpost here
>>3659462wasn't she underage too
New Kaworu fig along with Asuka and Rei, Shinji doesn't get one because he's not popular enough lolhttps://hobby.dengeki.com/news/1408180/