Previous thread >>3637229Cat edition
>>3638527Would being a cat/part cat make Shinji better? Y/N?
>>3638529semi-unrelated, but I sometimes think about how it'd be kind of nice to be a housecat. just laze around all day, get pet, always have food and a bed to come home to, and a warm human to sit on, but can chase mice, lizards, and small birds at night, probably neutered so all chill and no horny...being potentially declawed would be the only cruelty that would be too much for meAt any rate, Shinji deserves some relaxation after the whole Eva business, and cats have it pretty easy. At the very least, he and Kaworu deserve to laze around together for a few weeks in like a vacation or something
>>3638535The only problem is they live under 20 years>At any rate, Shinji deserves some relaxation after the whole Eva business, and cats have it pretty easy.He could be Kaworu’s cat
>>3638536>The only problem is they live under 20 yearsthere are circumstances in life in which you don't see that as a problem
>>3638537If I could donate my darling black cat prana so he’d have lived longer I would have.
>>3638540well, you're a sweetheart
>>3638510Asuken getting more art than Kaworei and Marishin combined is hilarious to me
>>3638537shinji is contemplating aesthetics
>>3638553he is wont to do that
>>3638552Asuken is more or less canon, plus they actually interact with one another
>>3638555shinji is contemplating aesthetics
>>3638556So is Marishin tbf
>>3638557he do that
what if Shinji *is* the aesthetics
>>3638560im contemplating aesthetics
>>3638559I mean, at least that one is ambiguous. They didn't get the old married couple/love scene comments
>>3638563aesthetics are the only balm to my aching existence
>>3638535>probably neuteredyou can still do that as a human anon-kun
>>3638575yea it's just more controversial and I don't have the money for it
>>3638576do it yourself
>>3638577jesus christ anon, i'm not THAT far gone. I'll take suicide before autocastration
>>3638564>marriedUgly Anno and Bimbo Moyoco
>>3638577Everyone who isn’t insane will just use chemicals instead
>>3638552I wish they got to be friends
>>3638584>>3638586They literally bond by trolling Asuka
>>3638548My favorite cat of all time was that small black cat. He had a tragic past, was temperamental, but bonded closely with people and talked like a dog because he wasn’t raised with cats.I hadn’t watched Eva for a long time but even then he made me think of cat Shaun. It would have been hilarious if he had a white rabbit or cat as a friend.
>>3638589I am very gay, possibly the most gay, drunk on wine rn, and you deserve nice things.
>>3638590Proof Eva’s gaybros are the best
>>3638552>Asuken getting more artLink? I haven't seen that much asuken art lately.
>>3638590good to see i'm not the only one who drunkposts around here
>>3638600Just searching ケンアス on twitter brings up at least 8 unique artists/fanfic writers consistently posting which already puts it ahead of Kaworei and Marishin combined.
>>3638600I've seen more kaworei fan art than asuken tbqh but that's because kaworei has like 3 dedicated artists that post new art semi regularly.
>>3638600These ones are kind of new.https://twitter.com/oshimaininatta/status/1435654908879904773https://twitter.com/masago_ksb/status/1439158917561421831https://twitter.com/AannnnaNKA/status/1441443417884561417>>3638604She posts almost every week. How does she do it?https://twitter.com/aktc51etc
a toast to all my fellow /cm/ drunkpostersIt's white wine for me tonight
>>3638606the fucked thing is it was only like 2:00pm for me and i drank a whole bottle of wine lmao
>>3638606It's fall now, so I'll probably have a cider or two
>>3638606>>3638611>>3638614>wine>ciderWomen and homos, everyone
>>3638605>How does she do it?Kek at the one that ungays this outfit
>>3638588that's great lmao
>>3638605This one is cute, ngl.
>>3638628They're pretty cute desu
>>3638628If they are not kissing or something like that my brain just assumes they are siblings so
Rum patrician reporting in
>>3638633Them being autistic ayy lmao siblings is so cute it hurts
>>3638626>>3638627Artist’s impression of a torture in progress . Note how a torturer is twisting the victim’s legs
>>3638606>>3638634>tfw muc mucus mutation>tfw can’t drink without literally risking ulcers
Anyone else here ever dream of Kaworu?
>>3638641I literally became a Kaworufag because of a lewd dream
>>3638640Cute >>3638641Had a dream bout watching new kawoshin
>>3638606rum and coke for me
>>3638606>>3638611>>3638614>>3638618>>3638634>>3638640>wine>cider>rum>beer>vodkaLooks like we have a team, Kawosisters
>>3638628Holy fuck those proportions tho
>>3638653>rum and cokeYou have to be 18 to post here
>>3638657I'm 22 bitch no bully
Dumb question but there was a kawoshin where they the different Kaworu were carrying their Shinji. Others did romantic poses.Karl lifted up Shaun like some mistakenly lift cats. And next panel he’s scratched up and Shaun has cat ears.Anyone have it?
>>3638658Then get drunk lile a proper grownup
>>3638654Where's the whiskeysis
>>3638654>picreltags: bbm, dilf, big_penis, gaping
>>3638661The Shinji and Qworu would like rum and coke
>>3638661I'm gay and rum and coke is alrighta bit sweet for me, if I'm going sweet I'd go along the lines of a manhattan, but I support rum and coke bro
>>3638664Salary Shinji drinks Sapporo beer like Anno, Kaworu drinks vodka infused chocolate milk
>>3638664I definetly see Shinji drinking r&c trying to look cool like the awkward teen he is.As for Kaworu, he looks more like a wine fagget to me
>>3638666>aworu drinks vodka infused chocolate milkYou mean Karl, only he would
>>3638668Qworu and Karl are too childish
What tongue do
Shinji would probably drink mainly cheap beer, just like Misato. Meanwhile Kaworu thinks beer is gross and drinks boxed wine and fruity cocktails like the flaming homo he is. Although they'd probably both enjoy sharing sake from time to time
>>3638677Prepares Shinji's butthole
>>3638677Imagine the blowjobs
>>3638677Tongue Misato's annus
>>3638677Polish Kaji's cock
>>3638677Explore Fuyu's cloaca
>>3638677How Griffith lost tongue
>>3638677Give Shinji a prostate orgasm
>>3638626He's so fucking ugly
>>3638694He’s a cute boy cat
>>3638577>>3638575>ITT they cut off Shinji’s balls because he keeps getting blue balled
>>3638644Same but not lewd
>>3638657Rum and cokes are good, fattening as fuck though. Besides rum is cheap and goes down easy.
>>3638723Only real lewd anime dream was one with pimp Guts where he grabbed and pulled into his giant chest for lewd reasons followed by waking up… also he had a harem like genon did which was hilarious. Don’t even really like him apart from wanting him to hump Griffith.
>>3638725Guts is fucking hot though
>>3638726He is but brainwise he’s kinda retarded so normally I would just laugh and watch stuff that’s hatesex between him and griffith. Here he was some sort of suave uberpimp inspecting his harem so that’s hilarious. Probably what genon wanted to be
>>3638738Rei would support Kaworu and Shinji dating
>>3638747Berserk but the plot is Rei chasing after Tetsu sabi Kaworu for starting third impact and violating shinji while she watched. All the surviving humans blame Rei and Mute!Shinji for third impact and try to burn Shinji at the stake
>>3638758https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RPghMhJmZKMAlso related: Ryo Asuka Kaworu
>>3638747She'd certainly be more supportive than Asuka, that's for sure
vote for kaworu you fagshttps://twitter.com/FarewellEvaZine/status/1443233132346417159
>>3638800I can’t explain why but while Asuka just seems crazy for it, Shaun being homophobic is incredibly hilarious. Like obviously gay homophobe hilarious
>>3638807Hard disagree. Bigot Asuka is the funniest shit
>>3638807>karl will never make you horny with his brain I'm gonnna cry and shit desu
>>3638808>bigot crazy girl vs bigoted very gay boy Wrong, nothing is more hilarious than that train wreck The only thing that could make it better is if its Chika Shaun and he were a misogynist
>>3638810 will only use his newtype powers for good… Which is making Shinji lust.
>>3638564That was not ambiguous. Switch Mari with any longtime waifu and the fandom would be even more hellish. She was only chosen to win because she has no obsessive fans if any real fans at all.
>>3638819>becauseAnno wanted to hijack the film and turn it into his narcissist story about how he got back on the right track. A Moyoco of course was needed, he just decided to make her a bimbo too and his self insert bald and big eared like him
>>3638817that's why I'm crying and shitting
>>3638819>Switch Mari with any longtime waifu and the fandom would be even more hellish.That's exactly why she was chosen, since they wanted to keep the relationships ambiguous and if any of the other pilots had been in her place it would've been construed as a win because all have feelings for him. Having no one win and leaving the NG world happenings up to the viewer's own headcanon makes sense, since Eva was never about shipping in the first place.
>>3638605That first one is nice, I hope the artists aren't still being harassed by crazed las shippers
>>3638822>Eva was never about shipping in the first place.Bald big eared Anno and Moyoco
>>3638822>Eva was never about shipping in the first placeNot before Mari was introduced, it wasn't.
>>3638828Stopped being about characters and became about the ugly author and his wife
>>3638821>crying and shitting>Qworu and Shinji have sex with his huge dick. >Shinji is crying out of pain but qworu naively assumes it’s just ecstasy>soon after it’s over Shinji is doubled over in pain and clutching his stomach>has explosive diarrhea to Qworu’s horror
>>3638820>>3638827>>3638828Moyoco is a Kawoshinfag, so if Mari is indeed a wife insert than that just means Mari will bring Kaworu and Shinji together like she did for Yui and Gendo.
>>3638831She stole Shinji from Kaworu not brought together. That’s like LAS who thought she would play matchmaker
>>3638832Nah because Kaworu is paralleled with Gendo and Shinji is paralleled with Yui in this movie, so it makes sense that the self-insert for Anno's wife who is a huge Kawoshinfag would set them up together.
>>3638833Yeah, this is Asushinfag tier cope
>Makes the ending ambiguous so that almost anyone can justify their [headcanon] of what happened>Still results in endless bitchingNot even explosive diarrhea anon could save us from this spergery.
>>3638833For a Yui he’s really bald and big eared. You would think given his yui genes and everyone saying he looked just like his mom when he was a kid that he’d look like a male yui , albeit darker haired/skinned I think that’s how Sadamoto would have designed an older Shinji but clearly Khara decided to make him look like https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Godzilla_Resurgence_World_Premiere_Red_Carpet-_Anno_Hideaki_(28526527191).jpg#mw-jump-to-license
>>3638835>Not even explosive diarrhea anonIt would, imagine how the timeline would change: Kaworu and Shinji have sex in Q. Shinji suffers serious rectal damage and has to go to whatever is left of a hospital in NERV while Kaworu cries over his hospital bed.No spears are pulled till much later and with better planing they rebuild the world together and leave earth together. The divergence for the good timeline starts with Shinji getting hurt
>>3638837Also they’d realize letting Shinji top is the safe option
>>3638834Nah, because unlike Asushin it actually has support behind it.>>3638836>everyone saying he looked just like his mom when he was a kidNo one ever said that. Shinji was always ugly so it makes sense he'd grow up to be ugly.
>>363884241% yourself, seething Shinjifag. They all moved on from him
>>3638835>Makes the ending ambiguous so that almost anyone can justify their [headcanon] of what happenedI think that's the problem
>>3638845This is why Kaworu left that tranny for a masc man
>>3638851>masc manWeren’t you an Asukafag? Also>implying Asuka isn’t the tranny
>>3638854That's not Emily.
>>3638855Wasn’t >>3638839 and >>3638851 the same person? Or are there just two repeating the same thing?
>>3638855>Emily>Felipe>Possibly Reichu>Shinjitranny anonWhy are there so many shitposters here
>>3638856Neither of them are the Kawoasufag. The confusing part is the Kawoshinfag calling Shinji ugly lmao
>>3638857>>Shinjitranny anonIsn’t that Emily? Also their Shinji bullying is ridiculous
>>3638845>using spinoff games as evidenceLol
>>3638861Emily says Kaworu is straight so no
>>3638858I thought we all agreed Shinji is ugly? And a dicklet.
>>3638864You'd ship Kaworu with a character you find ugly? Curious
>>3638865Yes because Kaworu doesn't care about Shinji being ugly, he loves him for his soul or some gay shit like that
>>3638864In universe looks like his cute relatives and is said to be cute.In canon is said to basically look like a tomboy Nadia, so nah. Even if he isn’t masculine he’s still supposed to be cute and a good fit for Kaworu
>>3638868>In universe looks like his cute relatives and is said to be cute.He's not. He's called boring looking in canon by Asuka and Misato. Just an atypical faggy Anime MC.
>>3638833I always thought you were joking when you said this. Do you really think Mari will introduce Kaworu to Shinji again? They left the station together without saying anything to the other 3.
>>3638870Shinji was staring at Kaworu
>>3638871And? He still left with Mari.
>>3638872Yeah she's taking him shopping to get a new buttplug he can use with Kaworu, duh
>>3638873Oh, ok, you were joking. Got it.
>>3638864>I thought we all agreed Shinji is ugly? And a dicklet.Shitposters do, which is what you are.
>>3638872Mari and Shinji left to go to the other side of the station to meet their respective waifu and husbando, obviously.
>>3638876Reminds me of this cope.https://twitter.com/ZackRay_Lin/status/1436645729687117829
Shinji is hotter as an adult
>>3638881Me when I lie
>>3638881So true Kaworu
>>3638862>using word of character designers as evidence Lolollol>>3638869And Kaworu and fuyutsuki think he looks like Rei/Yui and we’re talking Kaworu He is a dicklet though, but Kaworu would probably find it and Shinji trying to top cute
>>3638881>bald, giga ears>vs acing Grecian ephebic standards He is twink death incarnate
>>3638865I ship Griffith with anyone monstrous looking including the beast of darkness
>>3638864No, he's a cute dicklet.
>>3638893> he's a cute dicklet.Sup Kaworu You know how awsome it would be if Tetsu Sabi, Chika, and others who draw him with a phirmotic shrimp dick had him top anyways?
>>3638900Shinji topping with his toothpick isn’t just fun: it’s also good for health cause that way Kaworu can’t get hurt the way they could if Kaworu topped
>>3638905It’s tru, which means Shinji topping is safe and avoids tears, and boosts his confidence >>3638909What if Kaworu wants a more dominant Shinji?
>>3638881Said no one ever
>>3638914>Karl topped and failed to realize Shinji was being hurt right until Shinji went silent from the painAll could have been avoided had toothpick topped
>>3638915>>3638881Does salary Shinji still have a micropenis?
>>3638918Of course, just like Gendo and Anno do.
>>3638919It doesn’t hurt the regular Shinji since they’re cute but somehow that would make salary a full blown punchline
>>3638917I feel like Karl would be terrible at sex
>>3638938Why aniworu suddenly all sad and shit in art
>>3638940Like how they fix salary by taking out the Anno and adding Shinji in
>>3638922Irrelevant when Shaun can toothpick top Karl
>>3638877>The replies tagging Khara staffDo Asushinfags really?
>>3638877I personally think Khara's/Anno's intentions are genuinely romantic marishin and leaving everyone else behind forever, but they hide behind the ambiguity card so fujos can keep creating their stuff and buying merch like the waifufagsThat being said, it really destroyed asushinfags hard, they have the kenken barrier in front of the mari-san barrier if they want to find a way to make it happen somehow. Even mariasu yurifags got more from this movie than them
>>3638877Gotta love Shinji not giving a fuck about Kaworu and Rei obviously
>>3638954Forget that, people there tagged Miyamura as if she gave a fuck about asushin
>>3638960>it really destroyed asushinfags hardIt hit them hard when the movie first came out but now they're convinced that Kensuke is just a father figure and Mari is just a friend.
>>3638954They're an embarrassment.
>>3638974that should tell you how much it destroyed them
>>3638877The anime Anno made me lose it. Imagine how hard the Khara staff/Miyamura must've cringed after being tagged in this, kek. Though to be fair, the idea of them going across the platform to meet their friends is actually pretty cute.>>3638962Seriously. Even if you don't like him with either of them, they're still important to him. You'd think he'd at least wave or something.
>>3638964It's fucking hilarious because she's a gigantic fujoshi and would rather see Shinji get with Kaworu over Asuka
>>3638977Their favorite doujin features Rei hanging herself so she isn't in competition to their ship, this isn't a surprise.
>>3638981>Rei dumping paint on her head then killing herself>Teen pregnancy followed by a teen marriage>Asuka's promise to never talk to another man again in GermanReTake is the second funniest Eva doujin after Hole Circumstances
>>3638909I'd throw him in the garbage, yeah
>>3638984Funniest shit for me is Kaworu's reversed lines
>>3638960>>3638960>I personally think Khara's/Anno's intentions are genuinely romantic marishin and leaving everyone else behind foreverThat's literally what happened desu
>>3638992Yes but there are people (non shipperfags btw) that don't see it that way
>>3638990>>3638981Isn’t the retake Kaworu Karl?
>>3638994Never read Re-take but it would be very funny if he is because Karl is the Kaworu KawoAsufags use for their art the most
>>3638993That's cope from naive fags who worship Anno and believe he's above making a shipping end
>>3638992I think you can argue either way, desu. Only Asuka got a definitive goodbye, and even then there are a thousand different copes you can use to justify them meeting again.
>>3638995Because he’s cute and complements well with tsundere. Also it’s hilarious Asuka only gets shipped with babyworu
>>3638999Plus yumes love the infuriating male x tsundere hothead stuff
>>3638999She gets shipped with Qworu and Animeworu decently enough too
>>3639000The patrician yume will still use Shaun for their tsundere hothead
>>3638997>>3638998To me there's a difference here, look:Most nip fujos and nip lgbt fans were depressed because they know and understand marishin is the true ending and they were used for merch like any other japanese company does for their "BL characters"However, lots of them then made tweets about how "I'll always love kawoshin no matter what!" so they understand they were baited but choose to stay with the pairing that makes them happy despite that, so they still make stuff for them etc etc Even western fujos are like "whatever, don't care if Mari won, they are canon to me!"And on the other side, there's asushinfags, who straight up cope hard trying to pretend mari never won, that kenken doesn't exist and that asuka wasn't just an extra on the last train scene
>>3639005There's a massive portion of western retards who genuinely believe the ending isn't Marishin.Though yeah, the difference is that Asushinfags are only trying to save face because deep down they know that they got utterly destroyed like no other
>>3639005If a sequel work like with star wars is truly terrible and the creator didn’t care about his work you can just ignore it. As far as I’m concerned Rebuild ended with 3.0 and final wasn’t Eva, it was a love letter by Anno to himself and with him and a bimbo clone of his wife as the ship. Sure Eva technically ended with Shinji x Moyoco but it was a meaningless self insert irrelevant to the rest of the films.So don’t really care except at laughing about how a pedo groomer won
>>3639009Getting topped by shrimpdick salary is gods punishment
>>3639018I mean they have to. Remember that asushin nip?>b-b-b-b-but Evageeks told me Mari was making an "X" with her body! She was going to get asushin together!
>>3639005only mentally ill people like asushin so this makes sense
>>3639003I would rather Karl/Asuka than any other woru Asuka. Like what if he were sad about Shaun rejecting so he went with her since similar personality Asuka would get with him since his good looks and popularity at school make him trophy material. She’d always be mad at him though.
>>3639028Hell, they thought Mari was Asuka and Shinji's time traveling daughter. I still feel like I didn't watch the same show as them.
>>3639005>>3639018>>3639028>marishinIs this the most accurate take on Marishin? https://twitter.com/takanasu05/status/1441357100098088967?s=21A 40something stalking and corrupting her old flame’s lookalike kid?
>>3639036Reminds me that we were robbed of Rei telling Gendo to fuck off kino
>>3639037Kind of really messed up that Rei got fucked over and over by Gendo yet there was zero justice for her
>>3639040SORRY i had the wrong thread open
>>3639041HOLY FUCKING KEK
>>3639041I never realized c fans were cm fans too
>>3639041Horny overlord I KNEEL
>>3639005>understand marishin is the true endingI'd have more respect for Anno if he had gone all the way and shown them married or some shit instead of going the damage control route and making things ambiguous
>>3639045yes i love cute guys and thick women, it's a curse
>>3639047Of course, but he has to think about the money here since he's a producer and this is how you do it
>>3639022Moyoco is a Kawoshinfag so if Mari is her self-insert than Kawoshin wins
>>3639047It's all about the business baby
>>3639050I thought you do it by having Shinji alone at the end, why risk it by pairing the pilots off?
>>3639048>>3639046>bi anon runs into then tsundere shinji being bullied Wat do?
>>3639051But Moyoco also said Anno does his own thing in his work so...>>3639053Because this is what Anno wanted, to have Mari has his wife. He did say it's difficult to make what you want to make and what the audience wants to see, so he did the ending for himself and then the false ambiguity is so fans don't send death threats, though that one backfired a bit
>>3639056Mari doesn't act anything like Moyoco though and both Anno and her have said Mari is not based on her. If Mari was indeed based on Moyoco, she'd be a Kawoshinfag.
>>3639053Because Rebuild (and especially this movie) was about Anno and "subtly" throwing in Moyoco was primordial
>>3639057I'm not saying Mari = Moyoco, but that she's clearly a stand in for her in the story
>>3639059Is that why Tsurumaki not Anno was in charge of everything to do with her character in Rebuild and in this movie? Doesn't add up.
>>3639060Yes, because that's important to her being "not Eva" let's say. She's someone else who doesn't come from Anno's mind like the rest of the characters, but what used by Anno at the end for that endingBut Mari being a love interest was also always there in the drafts for 2.0 too (wasn't she supposed to kiss Shinji is some early version?) Looking back I think its funny how in the CRC for 2.0 they tried to warn fujos by saying "yeah Mari was like a FEMALE KAWORU LOL"
>>3639054not sure if i would help him or join in
>>3639062How can she be a stand in for Moyoco when Anno didn't know what the fuck to do with her and passed her off to Tsurumaki
Is shinkawo anon still here?
>>3639064Anon you are talking as if Mari had oh so much development. She's a meta waifu at the end. Anno didn't know what to do with her before, he wanted her to "destroy Eva" and that's all. Then 3.0+1.0 happens, he needs an idea about what the movie will be about and uses Mari's character as a stand in for his wife unconditional love that saved him at the end. Anno taking Mari and using her in this way doesn't go against Mari's pre established character from 2.0 and 3.0, because she didn't have a set character in those either
>>3639066there's more than one of us, anon
>>3639067>uses Mari's character as a stand in for his wife unconditional love that saved him at the end.See, this makes no sense because Mari didn't save Shinji at all or even show him unconditional love. And Tsurumaki was in charge of her role even in this movie so the wife stand in theory makes no sense.
>>3639068Kek true, I'm one. I meant the anon with the "top shinji" filenames
>>3639062>Looking back I think its funny how in the CRC for 2.0 they tried to warn fujos by saying "yeah Mari was like a FEMALE KAWORU LOL"You can't blame anyone for that when she stays irrelevant for the entirety of 3.0 and +1.0 to some extent. Though Tsurumaki's comment in the CRC about her purpose being "destroying eva by breaking off all shinji relationships" is very interesting to think about now. I wonder if Anno just conveniently decided to ride on that at the last minute
>>3639057>>3639059Think of her as a 1 dimensional bimbo Moyoco. Like personality removed for manic pixie groomer
>>3639063What if you’re Karl in that scenario?
>>3639073She's nothing like Moyoco so nah, I won't.
>>3639069>Mari didn't save Shinji at allMy dude, did you close your eyes on their beach scene? even before that one when she tells him she'll always find him? Them running away hand in hand? This is all you need with these people in the limited time the movie has.>And Tsurumaki was in charge of her role even in this movie so the wife stand in theory makes no senseTsurumaki and Enokido were mostly in charge of 2.0 and even then, the scenes of Shinji eating with friends were something Anno wanted to add because he was a friendless loser for most of his life and now he had more close friends. He can still tell them what to do, he can still use the characters for his own personal meaning. And even if it was all Tsurumaki, that doesn't even change the fact that romantic marishin was the intention
>>3639069>Mari didn't save Shinji at all or even show him unconditional love.Tbh it's really hard not to see that when Mari promises Shinji to always be there for him whenever he needs it despite the latter not doing shit to gain her affection
>>3639062>"yeah Mari was like a FEMALE KAWORU LOL"Sadamoto took that literally by making her look like Kaworu in drag and a cute autist. They should have let him write her character.
>>3639077At that point Shinji already saved himself and settled everything, Mari just picked him up.>because he was a friendless loser for most of his lifeWay to prove you know jackshit about Anno lmao.
>>3639062>"yeah Mari was like a FEMALE KAWORU LOL"She appears, he learns her name on the same day, on short notice she's promises to find him no matter what, they share a beach scene, she takes the dss choker like Kaworu does in 3.0 and is very friendly with everyone so she had other people in her life apart from Shinji unlike Kaworu. "it's love at first sight guys!" The End>>3639069>t.Felipe
>>3639081>Way to prove you know jackshit about Anno lmao.https://twitter.com/qritsuko/status/1338333095326433283
>>3638984that sounds fucking retarded holy shit
>>3639086quotes the 2.0 CRC retard
>>3639086Quote is from Anno though
>>3639087Point me to the part where it says Anno was a friendless loser
>>3639089>Having a meal together with friends>it’s a manifestation of those parts of me that didn’t exist 12 years ago
>>3639070yes i am here what's up
>>3639078It’s a standard groomer tactic for when you really want a Yui clone. Just like what Fuyutsuki did in that crack game.>>3639083She’s a very poorly written Kaworu cramed into his wife
>>3639093Does Shinji toping when he has a micropenis make it hot?
>>3639091if you're going to have autistic arguments on an image board then don't post off-topic images you fucking retard
>>3639080if manga kaworu is "karl" them is manga mari "marl"
>>3639095shut the fuck up
>>3639093Based. Haven't seen that pic in a while
>>3639090>literally founded Gainax with a group of his closest friendsYou retard>>3639091God he's so ugly, Asushinfaggotry is a disease
>>3639098canon, deal wt it
>>3639099i'm feeling lazy so i've just been lurking lately
>>3639102god i love this drawing so much
>>3639104Same, don't know why
>>3639078Tbh it's hard to see it when Shinji gets unconditional love from his friends at the village and the resolve to face his father from Rei and Misato, Mari is nowhere to be seen in those parts where Shinji develops. She only comes at the end after Shinji has already saved himself and resolved everything. I fail to see how she saved him or represents unconditional love when she literally comes in at the very end after everything is settled.
>>3639097Marl is pretty a pretty cool guy eh. They should have used her for rebuild. Then she actually would feel like some kind of protokaworu gen0 time capsule
>>3639105because it's hot
>>3639005>lgbt fans were depressed because they know and understand marishin is the true endingIt really is depressing when you look at the history of Eva/kawoshin and BL in other big franchises. Kawoshin was unique in how seemingly probable it was in the time Kaworu was alive. Also the fact that Eva didn't have a clear neat and tidy shipping ending with Shinji and a girl (or a coherent ending at all, for that matter) made them stand out compared to many other fujobait pairings in mainstream anime. Unfortunately this ending ruined that.
>>3639109kenken is honestly so damn cute, i don't blame asuka for falling for him
>>3639106>She only comes at the end after Shinji has already saved himself and resolved everything. I fail to see how she saved him or represents unconditional love when she literally comes in at the very end after everything is settled.She was set on Shinji from the very beginning of the movie, right after Paris there's a scene where she's all like "just wait for me puppy-kun" or whatever. Also say what you will about the beach scene but Shinji literally wouldn't had been able to get out of the MU if it wasn't for that one last push
Adult kawoshin is cute
>>3639057>If Mari was indeed based on Moyoco, she'd be a KawoshinfagBut she's not a kawoshinfag in Rebuild, Mari doesn't even mention Kaworu at all.
>>3639053>New Asuken and Marishin ships get baited, but at least the latter can be just friends >Old ones don't get sunk(save for Asushin kek)>Fans get to decide what happens in the NG world since it's up to their headcanonI too wish they'd just committed to something, but Eva was never about who he'd end up. Anyone who thought we were getting a shipping end was delusional.
>>3639109He was cuter as a kid, why'd they get rid of his freckles when they aged him up
>>3639166>Anyone who thought we were getting a shipping end was delusional.Of course, no one here expected them to end together, that was only to shitpost on ev/a/ threads because Kaworu and Kawoshin always made them angryHowever no one expected to have so much pointing at Shinji leaving everyone behind forever or that they, after making so much money from the pairing, would give people a way out, making it so they can interpret it as no homo just friends, feelings born out of desperation, a misunderstanding or as a father son relationship if they want to.
>>3639174I never interpreted the ending as him leaving everyone behind forever desu, but just as them finally being able to find a path in life that doesn't revolve around Shinji or Evas. And there was always ambiguity regarding their relationship if the literal decades of debate over koi/suki, whether Kaworu just sees Shinji as an avatar for humanity, and Kaworu just being Shinji's ideal is anything to go by.
>>3639183>I never interpreted the ending as him leaving everyone behind forever desu, but just as them finally being able to find a path in life that doesn't revolve around Shinji or Evas.You see, If we didn't have to take Anno's entire life story into account maybe I could believe this>there was always ambiguity regarding their relationship ifIf you're genuinely retarded and can't read the room. Certain people don't want to see homo no matter what so of course it's going to be debated to hell.
>>3639185>You see, If we didn't have to take Anno's entire life story into account maybe I could believe thisEva is the product of a team, not just one man. And I don't think Anno's life story necessarily fits into the Rebuilds at least, considering how much creative control he gave to others during production.>If you're genuinely retarded and can't read the room. Certain people don't want to see homo no matter what so of course it's going to be debated to hell.Even Sadamoto tried to downplay the romantic connotations, so it's not just a few fans who can't accept the obvious.
>>3639194He didn’t downplay the romantic connotations: Karl is the only person Shinji ever said he loved He did massively downplay the sexual part of Rei and Asuka relationships leaving it to handholding though
>>3639190Only if Mari dressed as Kaworu and cut her hair and dyed it and had Shinji call her Kaworu
Makes no sense to me that rebuild never made an original cute boy pilot when they know a lot of women are into the series. He'd be more popular than Mari
>>3639216What if that was draft Mari and he was Kaworu’s DNA donor since Sadamoto draws Mari like Kaworu
>>3639209Everything about the Salaryverse is headcanon, I don't know why so many have trouble accepting that. Just enjoy depressed salaryman Shinji getting railed by his chad Kaworu bf like the nip fujos do or something>>3639206Didn't he say that it wasn't romantic, just a delicate feeling at a delicate time or something to that effect?
>>3639219What is a in canon love confession > delicate feeling at a delicate timeSadamoto said his crush was a delicate feeling and not romantic. HisHe said Kaworu crossed all lines when others were mere handholding.The only delicate feeling is whatever Karl cops a delicate feel to
>>3639224Mari is dicking Shinji cause he’s still a closet fag. Just like anno
>>3639225He's bi you tard
Mari fucks him hard with a strap on every night
>>3639236Weird thing is she groomed young Shinji because he looks like mom but why old Shinji who looks like Anno
>>3639222He said it wasn't a crush or romantic though, he tried to no homo it.
>>3639216Nah it'd be too risky, Kaji Jr. is the only new boy character they have and no one really gives a fuck about him despite his cute design.
>>3639243I personally quietly ship Kaji Jr. and Kaworu, because as cute as classic KawoShin is, Shinji was a dick to Kaworu in the new movie, and Kaworu deserves better.
>>3639245I feel like they'd make cute friends or brothers if Kaji took a more fatherly mentor role with Kaworu. I guess I'd have to see more of Kaji Jr.'s personality before I think about shipping them or not, so I'll just stick with Kaworei and Kawoasu for now.
>>3639245But Kaworu and Kaji jr never interacted. Kaji jr was born after Kaji died.
>>3639247If Kaworu returns to the village post-Shin he may be hanging out with Kaji Jr. though
>>3639242He said Sadamoto’s attraction to his classmates wasn’t romance. He didn’t say anything about Kaworu other than him crossing lines no one else could.Sadamoto went on tangents about his life a lot in his interview. He talked about his cat running overShinji though, a different mater, yes homo
>>3639245>Kaji Jr. and KaworuWouldn't that make Kaworu a pedo/groomer?
>>3639246Khara should just do a harem anime with Kaworu dating Rei and Asuka. It’d sell great with no Shinji to shit it up like he shat up Rebuild.
>>3639250Kaworu is a shotacon.
>>3639251It's unfortunate how most of Rebuild's issues can be chalked up to the over-focus on Shinji. And for what? He's not even a well-written character at the end of the day. What a waste, Anno should have gone through with making 3.0 about the timeskip. Give more focus to the actual interesting characters please, no one even gives a fuck about Shinji besides deranged trannies and self-inserting fujos.
>>3639253If they do go through with a timeskip spinoff I'd be one happy camper
>>3639250Kaworu is an immortal alien god, he'll be a groomer by default if you pair him with any young human character.
>>3639255Does it really count if he spent most of his life unconscious and sleeping in Antartica, though?
>>3639253Kaworu isn't a well-written character either desu
>>3639256Yeah because he still grew with each loop, he didn't really die after he "died" in a timeline.
>>3639258based. The quality of Kaworu's character comes from how he's used in Episode 24, not his being fleshed out or three dimensional or whatever
>>3639258He's more well-written than the supposed MC which is just pathetic.
>>3639258Kek, this had to be said
>>3639259If he's only living a few days at most in each loop than he's not really growing either. Especially when the events are just the same thing over and over again.
>>3639262Can't wait for the doujins of Kaworu fucking Rei in front of Shinji's crying dicklet ass desu
>>3639265That sounds like something mogudan would do
>>3639246>KawoasuAnime, rebuild or mangaverse?
>>3639264>If he's only living a few days at mostWe don't know that. Plus he still grew and changed given the differences between aniworu and rebuildworu.
>>3639267Why not all three? I'm pretty emotionally invested in both Kaworu and Asuka as characters so I care more about shipping them, I really couldn't give a rat's ass about Shinji when I think about it.
>>3639260Yeah his character is basically just>show up>make shinji question his sexuality>die>shinji gets sad over himi love kaworu but acting like he's a better written character than shinji is just absurd
>>3639269Shinji isn’t even a character so I don’t blame you, just bland self insert
>>3639271After this movie I'm inclined to believe you haha
>>3639273He was always that since EoE, it’s nothing new. Eva’s franchise will do better without him.
>>3639270Shinjifags getting filtered by Kaworu's character is always a blast to read. Then again, you think the character that constantly shouts and screams what he's feeling and thinking is somehow well written.
I'm guessing the Eva threads on /a/ are pretty slow huh
>>3639273>>3639271He has a delicious damaged personality when Anno isn’t the one doing writing. Case in point draft Shinji or traumatized tsundere from the manga
>>3639276There's plenty of /cm/bros who don't like Shinji though
>>3639275Kaworu is as one-dimensional as a character can get. Shinji isn't much better but kaworu is just fujo bait
>>3639269Shaun > Asuka
>>3639183>And there was always ambiguity regarding their relationshipWhat they did was practically>Look! They are kindred spirits!>Orihime and Hikoboshi wink wink>Look at this heart shaped tree wooo!>Ahhh stargazing together?! I really was born to meet you?!?! Again?>More blushing? Again?!>Don't You want to buy some matching rings? You know because their bond in the movie is so strong!!! >While we are at it look at our new whatever we are selling this time too! We have Kaworu and Shinji together because You know wink wink WINK!!!! >Lol actually they were just friends no homo >Ah yeah he was a father figure you can say that no problem>Ah yeah yeah it was all projection, they wouldnt even like each other had circumstances been different say that if you want>2 minutes of screentime is enough for them to talk who cares they werent that close anyways and the loops is just some extra we had to at least mention somehow>bye forever >please watch this movie until we get 10 billion yenThey are not stupid and I wish people would stop thinking about Khara as an uwu poor company, and start treating it as a real normal company. Merch never mattered in anything as I've always said, this is true for every franchise out there but they have a bit of responsibility too when they become too money hungry and decide to feed lies to fans constantly just to sell a bit more. They put those 3.0 scenes, specifically the blushing one in those walls at some place, don't you think that's going a bit too far? If Kawoshin wasnt popular they obviously would never bother with it. Like any other company, when it's for merch they add hearts everywhere but when it comes to the actual thing they get a minute of interaction that they use just to clarify it was always ambiguos of course. At least this helped people finally understand that no company cares for lgbt shit unless there's money involved
>>3639277>Shinji>personalityGood one. He's only really good for being Kaworu's cocksleeve and that's about it, but even Rei and Asuka can do that job better nowadays.
>>3639278True but this anon is clearly the anti-shinji yume from /a/ that always talks about shinji's dick size and calls him a self-insert and an unpopular character.
>>3639279Found the tourist.
>>3639253>>3639259>>3639262>>3639265>>3639269>>3639271Didn't realize I was on /a/
>>3639275I'm coming at this from the perspective of a writer and I hate Shinji because at the end of the day he's a little bitch, but Shinji is better written than Kaworu simply by virtue of there being more of Shinji in the show than Kaworu. That's not to say that Shinji is a better character or that I like him better than Kaworu as a character: simply to say he has more going on as a character, by virtue of the whole show being about him, and not having like 5 minutes of screentime. I like Kaworu more, and would probably say he's a better character, but Shinji just has more going on, and that makes him "better written".
What was the point?
>>3639280Asuka is a better character in literally every way.>>3639283I'm just a Kaworufag that doesn't care for Shinji that much, why are you seething because I don't care for your bland self-insert? I don't think I said anything wrong in Shinji's over-exposure single handedly dragging down Rebuild.
>>3639284Lol no I'm here all the time. Retards like to act like he's a super deep character but the reality is he was basically just a plot device in NGE and barely more than that in rebuild
>>3639276The jannies keep pruning the bait threads and there aren't enough normal Eva threads floating around at any given time to keep them occupied. The Eva threads here are the only other choice, unfortunately.>>3639281>Lol actually they were just friends no homoThey didn't really no homo it, it's just that their relationship can be but isn't necessarily romantic, same with Mari and Shinji. Yeah it's a massive cop out, but what can you do.>Ah yeah he was a father figure you can say that no problemAm I a brainlet, because I thought that scene was supposed to be about how Kaworu was fixated on one person to the point of self ruin just like Gendo, not that he was a literal father figure
>>3639279Draft woru was a cool and normal teenager till he turned out angel and then slashed himself, turned down the kid who liked him because he couldn’t get close to people and fights his instincts Manga is an abused teenager in love with another abused teenager It’s all really good stories that could be from a Yukyo Mishima anthology
>>3639289>>3639291Sure anon, don't you have some polls to make for ev/a/ or something?
>>3639287If you're a writer than you should know Shinji is a prime example of a badly written character. Quality > Quantity. All that screentime and Shinji has nothing going on outside of his flaws, no interests, no hobbies, nothing that makes him feel like a realistic character as Rei/Misato/Asuka are. Kaworu's arc is short and sweet in NGE and Rebuild and still leagues better than Shinji's character by the simple fact that there's no redundancy and wasting of focus and screentime. Every scene Kaworu is in has a purpose, most scenes Shinji is in are there to pad out time and this is especially true in NGE/Rebuild.>>3639287(You)
>>3639286How does me saying that Kaworu grew with each loop make me an /a/ tourist?
>>3639294Why does mentioning Kaworei make you seethe?
>>3639290>Asuka is a better character in literally every wayShe’s BPD with no backstory or reason for being BPD, a side characterShaun is an orphan from a country known to be abusive and his guardians hit him, talked about getting rid of him and put him away in what was basically a shed So he has a weird combination of perfectionism, distrust or adults and unwillingness to get close to others He’s literally an improved Nadia with more backstory and more realistic development Asuka is discount Nadia with bpd
I don't care about your opinion if all you care about is shipping X with X. I'm a kawoshinfag by exception but even I have a limit
>>3639292>not that he was a literal father figureThey are ok with any interpretation you can get out of this and that includes this one. That's why it's shit for their relstionship
>>3639290>why are you seething because I don't care for your bland self-insert?Yeah, you're that anon from /a/.
>>3639292>am I a brainlet, because I thought that scene was supposedNah, that anon is just a falseflagger.
>>3639296Literal /a/tard justification for Kaworu always being a groomer>>3639297Because you should go to /c/ for that
>>3639282Anime is very unique for a male mc and cute damaged goods, manga is improved Nadia Rebuild is self insert
>>3639268>given the differences between aniworu and rebuildworuSuch as? He hasn't really changed all that much. The loops are characterized as being incredibly similar and happening over and over with little variance until this one and Kaworu was forced to play his role in every one. It seems most likely he only lived a few days in each one, and the characters in the know like Gendo/SEELE always refer to him as a boy because that's what he is at the end of the day.
>>3639303But isn't it true that he's an immortal being that changed more and more with each loop?
>>3639288Money. And Anno stopped giving a shit
>>3639298>She’s BPD with no backstory or reason for being BPDShe has an entire backstory explaining why she is the way she is in both the Anime and Manga you dumb speedwatcher.Shinji isn't a character.
>>3639298>Asuka>no backstoryKarlfag, please...
>>3639310Karlfag has only read two chapters of the manga, please understand.
>>3639306Kaworu according to this movie just got more feelings, he always lives a few days dies and repeats, he's born in the 15 yo body and is stuck there because he never progresses mentally until this movie otherwise he wouldnt be so retarded and naive
>>3639305>The loops are characterized as being incredibly similar and happening over and over with little varianceNot them but where? Are you saying this because Shinji said they met at the beach many times? Do you think Kaworu made Shinji kill him over and over again in all the loops before Rebuild?
>>3639309>She has an entire backstory explaining why she is the way she is in both the Anime and Manga you dumb speedwatcher.This is also applicable to Shinji and if you weren't retarded maybe you could've realized that they're paralleled to each other, speedwatcher.
>waifufaggotry on /cm/evafags are honestly worse than MHAfags at this point
>>3639315Well of course, there's no eva thread on /a/
>>3639313>Do you think Kaworu made Shinji kill him over and over again in all the loops before Rebuild?Nta but isn't this obvious that Rebuild is a recent change?
>>3639304>Anime is very unique for a male mcAnime Shinji does nothing unique, he's just a ripoff of Amuro from Gundam.
>>3639313Whether Shinji killed him or he was killed by other means, I think it's obvious based off of Kaworu saying he had to play his role over and over that he is basically experiencing the same story over again which leaves no way for him to grow or mature mentally. He's living in a groundhog's day situation.
>>3639312>otherwise he wouldnt be so retarded and naiveHe's just badly written, anon. Anno and co had to turn him into a retard for his death and defeat in 3.0 to make sense.
I like Shinji
>>3639299same, shipfags are mentally diseased
>>3639322Like him in canon, hate him in fanon
>>3639310>>3639309Her mom went crazy and died, now she’s BPD and insane Doesn’t explain her perfectionism, desire seem respectable, distrust for others and so forth. Shaun is pretty much her since he’s also a Nadia clone but has more depth and backstory
>>3639314Asuka has a shitty personality based on her upbringing, Shinji has no personality he's just there to be a bland self-insert. Kaworu with his 10 minutes of screentime ends up being a more well-written character than Shinji, so much so that Shinji's only appeal is being a self-insert cockwarmer for your waifu/husbando of choice and little else. That's how little of a character Shinji really is. That's why Anno can so easily possess him in EoE and Rebuild, because he has nothing going on his own.I know Shinjifags are getting antsy because they know the next spinoff that doesn't feature him is going to sell extremely well and basically confirm Shinji isn't needed to write a compelling Eva story. In fact, Shinji actively drags down the writing and the franchise is better off without him. You sperg out at every single instance of criticism about his shoddy character because deep down you know how replaceable and forgettable he really is. Remember that Shinji needs to leech onto Kaworu's popularity to be relevant, not the other way around.
>>3639311>read two chapters of the manga,AwooHe’s a more mature Asuka
>>3639326In the Manga her mom guiltripped her into being better than her ex-husband's daughter out of jealousy which directly contributed to her personality. You're a retard who didn't even read the story you shill so much. Manga Shinji's personality changes with each chapter because Sadamoto didn't know what to do with him.
>>3639317Not really... Kaworu says some cryptic shit about Shinji awakening (something that didn't happen in NGE nor EoE) in 2.0 and other things about seele's plan and the scrolls... He also seems to know a lot of things about the new spear.>>3639320>saying he had to play his role over and overI interpreted that as him being forced to die every time.
>>3639321He was always naive since NGE, flaws don't make a character badly written. But again, you're a Shinjifag that needs to be spoonfed what a character is constantly thinking and feeling so I understand that's a bit above your level.
>>3639331>Kaworu says some cryptic shit about Shinji awakeningHow does that affect this being a recent change? Shinji awakening doesn't imply he never killed Kaworu again after NGE
>>3639326>argument through deliberately braindead oversimplification of her backstoryWow, you sure showed me
>>3639330I did, she’s still a less stable less developed Nadia.> Manga Shinji's personality changes with each chapter You mean he’s a dynamic character with major character development who goes from being very Nadia like and sharp tongued and able to make really searing observations for his disses. Touji basically called him a bitch in sheep’s clothes To better adjusted and nicer as things as he’s treated well for the first time in his lifeTo morose and almost insane as his friends start to die and he’s blamed for itThat’s like nadia’s personality that changed by every arc, only he has a really good reason
>>3639334Mari will definitely ditch Shinji to go drain Kaworu’s balls
>>3639337Can't blame her, I'd do the same if I was stuck with an ugly non-character with a microscopic penis.
>>3639327Watch NGE again, then maybe we can talk.
>>3639340Nice picture of Kaworu holding a fujobait non-character
>>3639332He isn't a bad character because he has flaws, he's a bad character because his sole purpose in eva is to make shinji sad and Rei realize she's an ayylmao
>>3639344He does quite a bit more than that in less of the time it took you to respond to my post which is probably what makes him such a good character that people still remember fondly to this dayShinji on the other hand is a bad character because he does barely anything with all the screentime he is given, his sole purpose is to pad out the show and frustrate the viewer by taking focus away from the actually interesting characters.
>Kaworufag vs Shinjifag shitflingingWoah
>>3639347This is what they sound like
>>3639347It's truly amazing, evafags are the worst anime fandom by a huge margin
>>3639347>Implying it's not the same person like last time
>>3639288Literally, emotional abuse.To you, the viewer. Anno was playing from a Jewish playbook when he wrote Eva on how to make something successful. Protip: don't into Kabbalah, you'll just get sad.
>>3639333Him saying "Let me guess, the boy has awakened. Now we enter the general phase of the plan, yes?" in 2.0 implies he's used to him awakening which means Shinji must've awakened many times before in other loops. Shinji awakening (didn't happen in NGE) is not a recent change since Kaworu is familiar with and used to it, so who's to say other big changes didn't happen?>Shinji awakening doesn't imply he never killed Kaworu again after NGEConsidering Rebuild Kaworu is adamant on earning Shinji's trust and being on his side, I don't think he would've asked Shinji to kill him ever again after NGE. See >>3639288
>>3639347I'm starting to believe that we deserved the rebuilds
>>3639352>in 2.0 implies he's used to him awakening which meansWhat if it happened one time before and this is the second?
>>3639295>If you're a writer than you should know Shinji is a prime example of a badly written character.Why? I think he's a bitch, who never faces his problems, even in the end of the show, but he has interesting things going on as a character.
>>3639352We don't even know what Shinji awakening even means since it's never mentioned again.>I don't think he would've asked Shinji to kill him ever again after NGEWhy not? If his role is to either die or kill all of humanity he might have had no choice but to ask Shinji to do it for him.
>>3639337>literally called the female Kaworu Kaworu is her opposite gender clone so that would be degenerate
>>3639347Evafaggotry is a disease. This thread sounds just like red vs blue threads
>>3639350The last time I remember was when the gooks planned on their discord to come here and do this, but I haven't been here in some time I guess /a/ copied them
>>3639356Just ignore them. They're just trying to stir shit up
>>3639295Are you the one who keeps calling Shinji a “tranny”?
>>3639360My guess is that it's because this started as a nice thread and evafags just want everyone to be as miserable as them
>>3639358Rebuild has really, really terrible writing
>>3639372So did NGE. Take off the rose-colored glasses and realize it does nothing new.
>>3639375>So did NGEHow?
>>3639378Anon...NGE had atrociously bad writing with how many plot holes and retcons there were.
>>3639358We don't know but Kaworu does and he's used to it happening given his lines.
>>3639379It actually had characters and a staff that cared
>>3639384But we don't know exactly what it means so we have nothing to go off of. The loops are characterized as being essentially the same story the cast is experiencing again and again, and this includes Kaworu. There's no indication of him growing mentally or physically while we have numerous indications of him being characterized as a young boy trapped by his fate until Shinji frees him in this cycle. So the grooming shit really is just schizo fanwanking that has no backing behind it.
>>3639319finally somebody gets it
>>3639322he's a good boy