English version dropped, post shitty translations>>3534819 Previous
5-6 images to start a thread btw
>>3584505remind me again what constitutes a "bad" translation
>>3584580For the most part the intros feel a bit soulless and lose personality (Sengo isn't allowed to huhu any more ;__;), but then you get stuff like "someone who fancy me up" on the starter screen. Also the ofuda classes are standard, special, deluxe, and fuji, and when your swords get injured it just says minor or major across the screen instead of "minor damage" or something. Kebiishi are now Justicar. To get certain achievements you must make teams using MORE THAN SIX of a sword type, and certainly more than one tsurugi is necessary. Onamori kyoku are now onamori kiwame. And while makunouchi bento are makunouchi bento the sennin dango are fucking mystical.Can't think of anything else right now but frankly it's just slightly off with nothing especially funny. I think they used a team with a range of ability. eg. Mutsu's dialogue has a cute accent applied that reads well, though wasn't expecting to see a sword to say "a'ight".
>>3584580whatever the fuck they did to Yamabushi
>>3584630He traded the mountains for Compton.
>>3584630hes straight chillin dawg hop off a niggas dick
>>3584630I looked into Y-biggie's eyes and knew right away he was my nigger.
>>3584580They quite literally just don't translate some of the lines. A lot of the library lines just have full sentences cut out.
>>3584778Those arms though
>>3584785Let's be fair, yoroshiku onegaishimasu is extremely advanced vocab and we can't expect every paid professional to understand the subtleties of words like shutsujin and Tokugawa Ieyasu.I'm becoming pretty sure they translated from the Chinese version.
>>3584505What’s it like when you realize it’s super common for the swords to have their favorite humans murdered and then be taken by the killer as a trophy?
>>3584842Wish that was me.
>>3584842>you're their master now>you are the first person to introduce them to food and comforts>you experience the seasons together, play music, grow crops, drink, and watch fireworks>they live in daily fear of losing you and being taken away>you are only human.
>>3584842that'd be a great animeA bunch of yumes killing each other for their husbandos
>>3584857I came here to look at cute bbys not to cry
>>3584857>no one will ever live in daily fear of losing (You)It hurts.
>>3584867I want the bad guy to kill Ichi’s favorite human and then take him as a mass murder implement and trophy
here's your bara husbando brohttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0RVlUqVUAEkCQi?format=jpg&name=large
>>3585492Reminds me of the dude who played Kotetsu in that one T&B cosplay porn.
Is it possible to complete the Keicho special quest as a new play with low level swords (Kashu and Yamanba are my best at this point and the rest of the team is just low level tanto and a wakizashi) or am I just asking for a TPko?
>>3585941Use Uchigatana and tachi. I used the first few nodes for xp farm, retreat, farm, retreat. With lvl 30+ with silver soldiers you can get past the first boss.
>>3585958Do you need wakizashi? I hear they help defense and just like rl collections there’s nothing to fill the tanto Uchi/tachi gap
>>3585997My friend use one wakizashi in their team around lvl 44, now ghost boi doesn't seem to die off easily. Wakizashi need training and love and they'll be fine.
Finally rolled Date’s tachi and several more Uchi. Can you do a big sword (Uchi and bigger) team up your striking power (so I can start the event) or is that unbalanced and liable to end in a TPKO.Also I just learned about Sayo and his backstory and now he’s my favorite mini sword. He’s like some small, very angry cat.
>trying to forge ootachi>four Tarou in a rowPls.>>3585997I'd only use waki if you have uchi in the unit, that way they can team up for a harder hit, like having a trump card if the waki is too weak to OHKO an enemy by himself. If you reach night stages then that's where waki really shine since they can carry more troops than tantou, but tantou will always have higher crit rates.I was very fortunate to have started on JP server during moon viewing because it's a perfect event for training young waki and tantou. I wasn't planning to touch the current event on Eng since my kiwame units still lose troops on the final boss nodes (reminder to wait on the final node before proceeding so you can actually hear the music). Looking at the schedule we've got Osaka castle next so train up a Hakata if you can smith him and prepare to leisurely grind the first 30(?) floors for coin and exp. I forget just how hard it gets but the floor 50 goal should be doable even for beginners if you can be patient enough to loop until you're ready. It behaves like a day map though so tachi and ootachi will endure better.
Happy birthday Hijikata>>3586103Tachis and uchis should be fine, just be wary of oodachi or naginata for the event because of map disadvantages. >>3586224>train up a Hakata if you can smith him This is honestly the best advice for new players. Get a Hakata, always use him in Osaka events, get him to kiwame. You will be drowning in koban and you'll have a strong kiwame tantou, which are super useful.
Turns out that trying the keicho event with a weak team leads to a blood bath where half the swords lose their troops in the first battle and a third of them are critically damaged
>>3586300Also Yamabushi is now sad even though we technically won.
>>3586300Them difficulty stars ain't lying much. I'm going to continue trying to prepare ootachi and naginata babysitters to level up other swords with. Once you have a unit with fairly high levels it's way easier to drag a lv1 sword to a map with tougher enemies to train them quickly, but wider range swords will also pick up slack for the baby and prevent a last enemy standing that could oneshot them.
>>3586339This is starting to feel like darkest dungeon but with swords...Also I have no swords bigger than tachi and used up all my smithing tickets on trying to roll for Yari If my team gets slightly less weak would it be efficient to farm the first node of the event for exp?
>kept seeing JP users in Eng server's PvP>haha that's curious>looking at fanart via twit>entire threads of angry fangirls machine translating the English version and going "this isn't my sword, what have you done?"
Anyway happy belated boys' day.
>went flat broke on request tokens trying to forge Shizuka>3 Tomoe forged and 2 drop>2 Iwatooshi forged and 1 dropThis naginata is one expensive fucker
>>3586339Update>roll Bizen’s pride and build a team around him with Shishio, supporting Uchi and Aoe>load as many catapults and archers as possible >ranged attacks followed by long sword hits KO all minion nodes before they can retaliate>Get over confident and charge the boss. >ranged attacks barely scratch him, he laughs off tachi hits>Kasen and Izumi nearly die, everyone else loses their troopsBack to square oneI also spent my magic die because I thought I could win the event
post mommy swords
My swords are thriving and my Kousestsu is a mantaur.
>>3587814>no gokotaiterrible team
>>3587835Team Bruteforce doesn't carry pussies (and why the fuck would you want to kill the poor child?).
https://a.uguu.se/liQGAJol.jpgAnd so Team Bruteforce came to an end.
>>3585541sauce? I know I'm late to this post but I simply must know what this is referring to
>>3588087I don't have a link to the terrible thing, but here's the result of a quick Google. Warning: dangerous levels of 3DPDhttps://dratsing.tumblr.com/post/17289869269/tiger-bunny-make-a-porno
>>3587954https://litter.catbox.moe/h5orgh.jpgBut they got up again.https://litter.catbox.moe/g4fwfx.jpgThanks, gov.
>>3588417Back into the pits for our second round.
>>3587120Update : beat the gate guard and thought I was about to win that sword... Then it turned out he was only guarding the gate and the castle is full of them. At least my team is leveling up fast but their soldiers taker horrific casualties and the swords themselves end up terribly injured all the time. They must hate throwing them in a meat grinderAlso it seems that Garcia,the same one from samurai warriors is the villain?
Combat really reminds of nobunaga’s ambition, right down to units with different types of men commanded by your heroes and how wining in the field doesn’t automatically end a battle but instead leads to a castle siege
>>3588417The english version's font looks really shit.>>3588522>tkrb will never have an illustrator like koei'sFeelsbad
>>3588493Yup, this event map is made up of four sections. The opening run that you skip after the first round, then there's key grabbing, then dark cave, followed by the final boss rush. Dark cave is more annoying first time you do it because there's a hidden boss you stumble on before you can head into the end node, but I believe it always spawns on your path close to that boss node. I've never had much trouble heading straight in the right direction.If you're hemorrhaging troops here it's probably best you use the key grabbing stage to exit after bosses, grind to toku and refine everyone, then come back and grab more exp til they're lv35-50. If it asks if you want to return home after a fight do it to restore troop health and repair everyone.Toku is at levels 20 or 25 depending on the sword and they'll have better stats after reaching it, but need re-refining. If you're not there yet then seriously get your grind on before you try entering the cave because that's an endurance stage and you'll get fucked up (if you lose a battle you can return home and come back where you were, I think, but if you win and someone's in the red your only choice is forfeiting your progress).>no spoiler tags on /cm/ so can't discuss plotIf you're aware of what happens to Gracia in the end and what the history revisionists might be attempting then it'll make sense. The translation for the event dialogue seemed pretty good to me, or at least didn't ruin the meaning of the scenes, though I was playing on mute (probably lost some verbal quirks and pauses). I've never been a fan of these swords' designs but I remember being impressed with the voice acting in this event, so worth hearing the first time round.
>>3588528Do I miss out by not taking Sayo with me? He’s one of the hosokawa swords and near Lv30 but I’ve found he doesn’t last long in a battle between long swords and enemy giant swords
>>3588542Kasen is the only one with special cutscene dialogue for the event, but if you beat the event you'll unlock his cutscenes in the library anyway (provided you own a Kasen somewhere). It is nicer seeing them in gameplay though.I wouldn't take non-kiwame tantou into this event. Even my freshly kiwame'd Mori on the JP server is taking some nasty damage from yari. My dumbfuck strategy with low level units is just tachi and ootachi where possible because they can take a beating. If you have tachi who can hold three troops then they can be handy in holding out longer.I took Gine and Doudanuki with me because haha OTP, makes it fun for me, but they were both consistently the first to hit the floor whenever a boss battle got tough. That's just how it is.
>>3588556Have no otachi but have a couple of rare tachi and serval leveled up Uchi and aoe to back them.It usually goes well if they have a formation advantage and win quick but if they fail to get an advantage and it turns into a slugging match with odachi it becomes a meat grinder
Got my 1st squad nendopetit set today. They're cute I'll eventually set up diaporamas for them.I wish they made more petit sets.
Is this even a translation if the lines barely match the original?
>>3588773I just opened this thread to say today I learnt the word "dobbin" thanks to Jirou.
How do you unlock more team slots? It seems some achievement gave me team 3, anyway to get more?
>>3588871Your 4th team unlocks after you complete expedition D4.
It’s funny but the same sort of tactics that are working in this event -forcing your best heroes to fight inside a castle and lose huge amounts of troops and suffer injuries for the sake of taking strongpoints- is the same kind of stuff that would make you lose in nobunaga’s ambition since even if you win, you’ve basically destroyed your best army.Meanwhile TR they’re still in flower petal mode despite my having sent dozens of their silver and gold troop squads to their deaths.
Starting to run low on resources though
>>3589004Comparing tkrb to nobunaga's ambition is probably the most flattering thing I've heard being said about the franchise
>>3589384It’s probably because it started with a Sengoku event that plays like it’s battles and the heroes, specialized units and all feel like it too. I just wish TR had the strategic/economic component too because then it would be really good.Also would be pretty fun if the way you recruited was by capturing enemy swords and converting them.
>>3589004>Meanwhile TR they’re still in flower petal mode despite my having sent dozens of their silver and gold troop squads to their deaths.In my mind I associate sakura fubuki with Monster Farm's stress mechanic where monsters who don't battle enough get stressed out and are more prone to injury/sickness or disobedience, but monsters that battle and lose get fucked up and go to the hospital or die if they don't run away first. Basically always be winning.TouRabu ain't a complicated game, but using your imagination to assess what happened helps make the experience more fun.
has western twitter bitched and whined about how """problematic""" english tkrb is yet
Looks like the event ends in days and I’m still stuck in the start of the caves.My team got to lv40 because all the event stuff but they still get mauled by an enemy node when they fail to get catch them with a formation advantage What do I need to do to win the event? Can I use a trick to help a fairly weak team win? It’s still the Uchi, Aoe, and kagemitsu and shishio for heavy hitters. Have no nodachi, yari or naginata strong enough to go there.
>>3590937Not if all """problematic""" content is removed
>>3590937Actually, not really. It's like >>3590985 said. The translation has neutered so much that it itself is getting more flack than anything else by a long shot
I love sending my friends to poop jail
>>3584867There should be a few dark magic boys to balance the sword owner gender ratio
>>3591275Also canon Saniwa is rather cute
>>3591078Horseyhorseyhorseyhorsey.>>3591279He's cute but he's bland. I want to know more about his likes/dislikes, habits, vulnerabilities. Why doesn't he sit down and eat lunch with the swords? Did he study for the job? Was he born into it? Tell me this shit, ufotable.
>>3591342Didn’t expect they’d make the reverse harem lead male and relatively cute >>3591369Don’t his clothes seem kinda based off Shinto priest garbs. Also has a shrine fox. I guess that’s what he’s doing. Summoning the kami the swords have.
I think I have a crush on Honebami.
>>3591485Be careful, that's my wife you're coveting, anon.
Why does Sanchoumou have so little fanart he's the hottest touken danshi.Anyway any tips on beating floor 51 onwards? I'm thinking of bringing Tsurumaru, Juzumaru, Mikazuki, Taroutachi, Hotarumaru and either Iwatooshi or Kousetsu with gold troops. No kiwames yet. I'm currently leveling them up to level 70-80, would that work? If I can't pass that threshold I'll just farm 39-49 for yaris and ootachis tho.
Yari yari yari yari (now with added yari).
Please pardon me for this post. A while back I was able to send rubber straps to several anons here; just once more I wanted to offer up some TR goods to /sword/ before offloading them elsewhere. I'll send straps or the mini wallscrolls to any anon who wants to home them just for the cost of shipping, and I'll sell any nendo (opened/like new) cheap to a /sword/bro.
>>3592270Ooh god I would love to give Kuwana a home, but i live in a shithole country and the shipping would be stupidly high even for something so small.
>>3592273Just to give you an idea of the potential cost, last time I sent a padded envelope with two straps from the US to Russia, with a tracking number, for 14.49 USD. Feel free to shoot me an email if you want me to check a shipping cost for you. It won't trouble me if the price is too steep and you have to refuse.
>>3592270Where can you ship without ridiculous costs?
>>3592390I ship from California. Sending small packages within the continental US is only a few dollars. I don't know much about international rates off the top of my head, of I don't mind checking prices for anyone here.
>>3592409I'm in northern europe so I think it might be too expensive with rona and all atm. Unfortunate, I would've taken some of those swords gladly.
>>3584505Serious question: can you get more slots for troops? I want to keep more in reserve given how fast I lose them.
>>3592426Yes, there's separate purchasables for sword and troop slots
>>3592448Are there achievements to unlock troop slots? If not I might actually pay.
>>3592460The game sporadically hands out free sword slots, but unfortunately can't say the same for troop slots. You have to shell out for those.
>YFW realize the Swords and Saniwa are sociopaths who send sentient troops to die whenever they think it will help them
>>3584505I really like how the gameplay and lore match in this really odd way: like Uchigatana, first reaction is to dismiss them and smaller, easier to get, less capable tachi knockoffs, but they’re way more versatile and you can drag them into fights where otherwise you’d have had to rely on wakizashi and tanto.
>>3592757I'm grateful to them for protecting my fat and slow Ishikirimaru with their bodies.
Say hi if you fight me in PVP
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T TRANSLATE CITADEL TALK. AND JUST GET AWAY FROM THIS SHIT.THIS IS SO HALF-ASSED. WHY IS NO ONE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT?
>>3593248joseimuke players never complain, they just accept what they get
>>3593252This is so sad.
Who’s the best Awoo in the game?
>>3593347I want him. I will feed him lots of konpeito and give him pokes.>>3593248>enter Osaka castle floor>sword comes up to say special line>ok cool how many players don't know what that even was
>>3593350What sword do you need to trigger that?Also now Osaka is literally a darkest dungeon
>>3593557REMIND YOURSELF that overfapping is a slow and insidious killer.
>>3593582>TFW swords never become afflicted with states like Abusive or HopelessAlso I bet Hideyoshi will turn out to be the Ancestor
>>3593565The Nue from the stageplays.
Had an urge to listen to Hanamaru songs and discovered I'm missing like an entire season of singles. Everything's 0 seeds now so RIP.>>3593557Toushiro swords are slowly being given bonus lines when you enter the castle, the ones getting 2x exp should have lines now, and Hakata of course. If you find it pauses with them speaking on entering the map that's usually it.>>3593222>Eng serverPlease greet my Sengo with a good punting. He thinks he owns the place whenever I'm away.
>First LetterDear Master,Where do you think I am now?Yep, that's right. Akashi. I'm in Akashi. It's the origin of my name after all.
>Second LetterDear Master,What color are the hydrangeas today?
>>3594000>Third LetterDear Master,Phew, I'm all worn out from training.I can't wait to get a good look of Hotarumaru's face at the citadel to get me through all this.Even after training, I am still me. Don't mind if I keep taking it easy.Ok Akashi
>>3593998He looks so regal. Our deadbeat has grown up a little.
>>3593998glad to see the boob window is still safe>>3594007ANGERY
>>3593998>>3594000>>3594001He looks so sexy. Good kiwame.
It seems that old scratch is into femboys.
>>3594957could never use him in battles since enemy otachi would without fail aim at him and smash (his balls) into incapacitated state
So apparently Eng server has a glitch where it can freeze after using a help token and your sword is just lost to the void forever. I knew it was too good to roll a couple of 5hrs in a row, and now I'll never know who the second one was.
>>3595078I'm looking at my screencaps again and it seems whoever the second 5hr timer was may have become invisible or turned into a sequence defying Hachisuka. The other option is that I did spawn a Shizuka but Shizuka is somehow not in the game.
>>3595079>go to ranbu my Iwatoosh>there is a Shizuka sitting in the menuHe was just shy after all.
>>3595085I'm glad things turned out okay.
You already finished spring cleaning, right /sword/?
>>3595233Not completely, and there's some things that need hand washing that I can't put out to dry until the weather stops being cold and wet. Spring's really late this year and nothing's warmed up properly.
it's better than nothing
>>3595411My swordwife is looking good.
My half feral yellow cat is so Nansen it hurts
>>3595411I'm gonna spend so much money buying clothes and accessories for him
Gine figure when
>>3595605Never. No nendos or scales for spears or naginata ever.
>>3595594>>3595411kyo, first of the dead
>>3595657Not even a little Shizuka?
>>3595668Only that one GK. Never anything official.
I fell asleep watching Ufotable TR and then had weird related dreams
>>3595905what sort of weird dreams
>>3595915Random fragmented stuff like being on the losing side (shinsengumi) of the Boshin war, their swords were still around for some reason Or even less sensical stuff where Hijikata sends you to western Japan to try and convince lords to defect against satcho and you have Izumi and others as body guards
>>3596130did you kiss??!
>>3593998Ahhh I just got him while trying to smith Shizuka. Welcome home honey. I must have gotten at least 5 of every other Tachi in his tier with this recipe so I wasn't expecting him at all.
>>3595410meanwhile, at CreaMode
>>3596141Haven't bought any of the scale figures in a long time. I'm sick of these big companies who are entirely capable of coming up with something cool and unique but instead just copypaste the same boring poses we've been staring at for the past 6 years.The stuff indie creators come up with completely blow the official figures out of the water
>>3596135Ever wonder if he kisses swords?
>>3596384only if they're hurt to make them feel better
>>3596130>>3596135Thinking about it more, I wonder if a Saniwa went rouge and started tampering with the timeline for selfish reasons, would they send another saniwa led hit squad to kill the rouge saniwa and swords?
>>3596515time gubmint can probably yank you out of your appointed time period straight into prison
Found this fun twitter page that grabs the english translated Touken lines and translates them back to japanesehttps://twitter.com/token_eigo
>reach boss node in Ikedaya map>freezes on blank screen>doesn't count result because it didn't load>just have a pile of injured swords and lost troops with nothing to show for itFuck you, Johren. It keeps happening.
The boys in this game look cute, is the game worth playing? How's the gameplay, and is it a gacha? Any way to get specific characters, or is there a lot of randomness involved?
>>3596656>The boys in this game look cuteYes.>is the game worth playingShort answer no, long answer yes.>How's the gameplayAbysmal, unless you really love boring games. I, personally, love boring games. It's my favorite game, especially when I want to keep my hands busy but I'm focused on something else.>and is it a gachaShort answer yes, long answer no. There are a lot of rng elements, but whaling is completely unnecessary. If you put in the time consistently, you will never spend real money on the 'gacha' elements.>Any way to get specific characters, or is there a lot of randomness involved?Both. rng is involved in about 70% of acquiring swords, but events almost always have guaranteed characters, and sword smithing can be manipulated by resource recipes. If there is a character you want, I promise you will be able to get them if you put in the time to actually play and gain resources or train your swords. Or if you just wait for the annual freebie sword giveaways.Tbh the game mostly appeals to historyfags and people who enjoy collecting. I enjoy it as someone who likes historical fiction and games where you don't have to focus hard to make progress. The best story and character content come from the live action adaptations, but the characterizations in the game are, in my opinion, interesting for how few lines there are. Come for cute boys, stay for historical trauma, tolerate mindless grinding while doing other things.
>>3596665Also, if you care about the actual characters/setting/semblance of any kind of plot, don't play the english version. Play jp and read the wiki translations. If you just want to test out the gameplay, I guess eng is fine, but be warned that the translation is notoriously bad.
>>3596666didn't know satan was a lorefag
>>3596665>It's my favorite game, especially when I want to keep my hands busy but I'm focused on something else.I learned to love this game by treating it like a pomodoro timer. It's actually working wonders so far.>the characterizations in the game are, in my opinion, interesting for how few lines there areThat was a huge surprise for me as well. For a gacha game I actually feel like it's teaching me a thing or two about efficient character writing. The historical veneer adds an interesting dimension to even the most archetypal pretty boy characters.>>3596666If you're going to be visiting the wiki to read the original jp lines either way, I don't see what the japanese version would have to offer over the english one. Is there something I'm missing here?Might as well ask while I'm here: what's the best entry point for adaptations? Is the anime worth watching or should I go straight to the movie and stage plays? (Are these even available anywhere online?)
>>3596578...is this actually real?
>>3596713There's so many fucking typos in this thing
>>3596707>If you're going to be visiting the wiki to read the original jp lines either way, I don't see what the japanese version would have to offer over the english one.The wiki has direct translations from before the Eng server even dropped off and those at least make a lick of sense and don't try to censor or change the dialog. Is one of those cases in which the fan translation is more valid than the official one.
>>3596713special needs honmaru, a perfect place for me
>>3596713Is okay that I read that in Homsar from Homestar Runner's voice?
>>3596707>what's the best entry point for adaptations? Is the anime worth watching or should I go straight to the movie and stage plays?Depends on what you're looking for, you want plot and tons of drama go watch the stageplays. You want mindless fun, go watch the anime.>>3596713This is what burger swords sound like.
Advice on how to use him? Usually level up swords by making them squad leader and surrounding with powerful team mates but even so he literally can not go one battle without getting crippled.
>>3596725what levels are you sending him to? also have you tried equipping him with good troops? worst case scenario just ask him politely to not get hurt probably
>>3596726LV 30 sent to lV 70-80 maps with a ton of larger, lV 90 body guards to back him.For some reason Sayo has more survivability in those brawls.
>>3596742Also always gave him gold troops, he manages to lose them in the first or second battle without fail.
>>3596725Do you have a naginata babysitter? If so then determine which era's projectiles are causing the issue - they start in 3, but 4 and 5 are significantly worse on some maps. If you lack a strong enough naginata use ootachi with high enough level to outrun the enemies (this does however limit the maps you can cover). Once you get to Ikedaya Inn you'll be in 'we're injured but not in red' territory, level 50+ tantou thrive in those night maps but injuries are a given. For grinding consider not repairing if the injuries are only minor, RNG may allow you more battles before you're forced to withdraw and repair someone.I used Osaka Castle to grind my tantou up on easy, node filled maps. You might be able to get some exp from tagging along on other events but this isn't an ideal one. The best event for tantou grinding is moon viewing, which won't come til after summer.If you have any baby baby tantou, below level 10, I tend to just make them do expeditions for request tokens. Saves them getting hurt too bad at the start.
>>3596760>naginata babysitterI’m still new and only could get mine to lv40, I stopped using them because they attacked too late to exploit their AOE and when they did barely scratched enemies
>>3596713Did he bite his tongue? This can't be accidental typos.
>>3596776Keep training them. Nagis start off weak and sad but they get stupid strong at high levels. They aren't compared to magikarp for no reason.
>>3596713Thought this was some god awful lack of proofreading, but looking at the previous dialogue it makes sense. Tsurumaru said Shokudaikiri stinks and to not get close to him, and I think this line is "You really surprised me" while pinching your nose. The original Japanese is also slurred.
>>3596722I'm interested in both actually. Time to dive head first into that rabbit hole.I can't get over what an extraordinarily good job they do with the costuming for the stage plays. A lot of the bromides I saw actually do the character designs justice better than their in-game artwork.
The new event is nice, you don’t lose troops, and when swords become crippled they just get temp removed from team so you don’t need to worry about breaking
>>3584505Guys, how do I get him?I’ve been grinding on hard and barely got to 18k pts. Osaka gave me some lv90 swords. Do I just try max difficulty to get beads faster?
>>3596665>Or if you just wait for the annual freebie sword giveaways.I always wondered about that. Last year I got most of the recent event swords and even craftables I didn't own all at once to the point I ran out of space and never knew the reason.Just what is that event exactly?
>>3597750Uchi or wakizashi as captain for best scouting results, rest are tachi and/or ootachi. Avoid enemy tantou.
>>3597861Does better scouting mean more beads? And does a captain better in scouting make a bigger difference than a regular team unit better in scouting?
>>3597861>uchi waki captain>avoid tantouLaughs in all ootachi team and a fear of yari.
>>3598097>literally using a whole team of swords in fat suitsbotero called
>>3596613It just keeps happening. I'm never gonna get Eng kiwame.
>>3598203Pfft. There is also Gine. He is inverse fat, long and narrow but ate all the konpeito.
Construct additional Gine.
I haven't had a single Nihongou on the Eng server so far because I keep spawning Gine.
He is my highest level sword but I haven't used him that much.
>>3598243hows that work out
>>3598321Used as captain for many maps at the start, then focused on grinding up tantou and waki with naginata. Ootachi can grind up without a handler as well.
>use the "triple thos beads" thing>get only one combonaruhodo
>>3598392better luck next time, champ>>3598372imagine not picking a team captain and never changing it (couldn't be me, gokotai gang rise up)
>>3598421>imagine not picking a team captain and never changing itwwife has been running my citadel for almost 6 years
>>3598496I’m a sadist who gets the team captain/secretary crippled and then leaves them like that because they look cooler that way
I cleared off the "justciars" on Ikedaya at last. Now to-https://litter.catbox.moe/fpqu93.pngOh dear.>>3598421All swords must be toku'd. All of them. Then level 50. Then level 99. All kiwame must be levels in duplicates of ten. Need to make space for more grinding, can't let all the MVP exp go to one sword.>>3598496Attendants are different, they don't go out on sorties as much.>>3598529Anon, pls.
Kenshin too, thanks for not separating.
>>3598634>>3598618but how are the thighs
>>3598534>Attendants are different, they don't go out on sorties as much.tell that to my attendant who gets forced to slave through every event
Instead of going outside and socializing I just look at pictures of swords hanging out and pretend they are my friends.
I've reached a point in my saniwa career where I just wake up and go through the motions of doing my civic duties, feeling neither empty nor fulfilled in doing so. My swords are now so hilariously overpowered that they can steamroll through almost every expert event map without much issue.
>>3598979Mine can’t since he’s perma 1hp
>>3599272This has been me for years, I just do it because it's part of my daily or weekly routines now. I do still get excited by having a complete sword collection though, so I want to keep playing so always make sure I have everyone.
Received some swordboy nendos in the mail today.I truly wish they made nendos of naginatas.
>>3599218I like your thinking. Why get a boyfriend when I can have many sword boyfriends?
>>3599342Me too, anon, me too.
>>3599360Did you make this Shizuka mod?
>>3599395I didn’t, I just got the pictures from twitter user y_bbbb_y
I wish I had the means and skills to make customs.
It looks like the team captain doesn’t get attacked this event so long as the enemies don’t have AOE or you run out or bodyguards Finally an opportunity to power level Midare and other break prone swords
>>3599467This is why I've always chanted about ootachi captain, because if everyone else dies your captain can still two swipe a whole boss node. Personally I'm grabbing all the sword rewards before I focus on grinding anyone for exp.
>>3599501It’s no good when the fat suit dude attacks after near all the enemies are dead. I like to have my swords be fast enough to get the first hits in and knock out the enemy before they can hurt my swords.A fat guy just means one less guy for a first strike attack. When they finally move it’s too late. Say no to any sword fatter than a Tachi.
>>3599543This is why we have horses, silly.https://litter.catbox.moe/mururj.pngAnyway how about those sworeds.
>>3600013I want to see what's under the uniform.
>>3600183A small peepee.
>>3600013Would it be sekuhara to make all your swords dress like maids?
>>3600013>Anyway how about those sworeds.I finally won them, will probably win all by the time this event is doneV happy since up till now I’ve always failed to win the sword. Also the event let me power level my weaker swords
>>3600190I want to make his small peepee a big peepee and then a small peepee once again.
Finally got one of every event sword The first two events I couldn’t get the event sword
Now I want to know how to get nyansen
>>3600465You must wait for storehouse event. Cats sleep in boxes.
Real sorf hours with Kuwana.
>>3601149Soft sword tits do so much for me. They're the lewdest.
>>3601292He makes sure to test the quality of his produce.
>>3601310I want to test the quality of his produce.
>2 images away from image limitI didn't think this through. Links to Kenshin's new damage pose and awakening art:https://files.catbox.moe/xrfypm.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/npgy4a.png
Azuki's damage and awakening kiwame art: https://files.catbox.moe/h83jvv.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/h83jvv.pngWe're really osafune host club now, I'm glad.
>>3601639PLEASE DO NOT SEKUHARA THE CHILD
>>3601639>>3601640>linked wrong linksgg mehttps://files.catbox.moe/5afdcp.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/npgy4a.png
>>3601639>>3601671Please FBI-sama understand
I used to worry about how people might think if they saw the naked boy childs from the game, but now I have wizard powers and all I think about is prodding their soft areas teasingly, giving them a bath, drying their hair, wrapping them up warm, serving hot c
>>3601756Oh no the horny police got anon!
>>3601756I've been there. You might think that the horny is gone, but it always comes back stronger than ever. The only thing that might change is your taste in swords.
>>3601756>I have wizard powerThat means that you either turned 40 recently or committed a felony.Either way, you make me want to wring your neck like a dishrag.
>>3601879wizard means 30
>>3601954I don't want to do better than that
> powerUnironically a medium who can feel the vibrations of old objects and astrally projectToo bad I haven’t figured out how to summon a harem of sword kami
>>3601148A sord who's softA sorf
>>3601956You wanna end in jail?
>>3601954No matter how hard I try it still feels like it's too late. It's discouraging.
>>3601985just give up and stop tryingit is too late. women can smell that your dick lacks the scent of other women's vaginas and they get turned off from you.
>>3601992Women get turned off from you because you barely shower and because you refuse to treat other people like humans
>>3601997nice projection, loser
>>3601957Not them btw, just literally dabbling in Taoist sorcery to try and surround myself with old spirits
>>3601998Excuse me? Speak louder, I can't hear you over the shameless admission of being some 30 something sperg and considering getting turned on by little kids now.The truth hurts, doesn't it?
>>3601756This is the reason why /sword/ is dead and should stay dead.
Not your personal blog, autists.
>>3602002>considering getting turned on by little kids now.I'm not that anon, you don't even know who you're talking to.I'm the anon telling the wizard to stop trying because once you gain wizard status its clear there's something wrong with you and there's no changing that.take your meds and stop posting, schizo
>>3602014Seek some therapy autist I don't fucking give a shit.
>>3602016>is too dumb to follow a simple conversation on an image boardthe official english translation was such a mistake
Hey guys what's going on in this threa
I like tantous
Kiwame Chatana when? I want to water gun fight.
>>3602084Kiwame Chiyo and Chatanna is actually my prediction for next Kiwames. We haven't had a summer regiment battle yet and it seems like the perfect time for that, especially since Chatanna's the next tantou in line for one iirc.
>>3602092All my Ryukyuan swords are lvl99 so I'm really hoping for a reason to start using them again.
>>3602079Anything smaller than a waki can’t last in a daylight fight
>sees 23 new postsOh cool some activity I wonder what anons are talking abou>it's blogshitFucking hell.
>>3602180Better than the Eva thread going nova again
>>3602370I wouldn't wish that fate on our threads ever.
Make a new thread, I wanna post pics I don't wanna fucking blog.
which sword would you fuck in a third floor bathroom of a 4 star hotel while on holiday in the autumn because the rates were cheaper and there are less families around
>>3602467This is how I will make Hasebe a father.
>>3602437why don't you make one? take initiative, homo
>>3602467You've got a 4 star hotel bed and you choose to fuck in the bathroom? Degenerate.
>>3602501I'm not doing your job and serve you bitches nothing.Go to hell.Enjoy your wizard resident.
>>3602503youre a loon!
>>3602503alright the new thread is up. idk how to crosslink though...
>>3602502Some hotels have very nice bathrooms.
>>3602522The same way you quote but cross-threadDumbass.
>>3602593I'm going to crosslink my dick and your ass, faggot>>3602507>>3602507>>3602507
>>3602528Fucking swords in the jacuzzi!
>>3602595You're welcome, now you're less of a newfag
>>3602600>tfw ywn go on vacation with your swords and enjoy all sorts of things with them
>>3602668Time to get to work on those sword tulpas.
>>3602668>tfw ywn go on vacation with your swords and spend the whole week inside your hotel room
>>3602668I once dreamed I was doing tourism with some swords. We were visiting a town, taking photos, trying local sweets, but then someone stole Kane-san's phone. We teamed up to catch the thief and managed to retrieve his phone. It was a happy dream.
>>3603274I've never had wholesome sword related dreams, they're either random shit like kashuu and yasusada in juvie or outright bizarre shit like toumyu jeej busting through my window to give me morning rescue.
>>3604466Stop necrobumping this shit to blog post you autistic monkeys. Use the new thread.
>>3604466>toumyu jeej busting through my window to give me morning rescue>jeej's eyes are actually glowing with radiation poisoningYou mean this isn't canon?