I need your best GBC recipe, one that's really going to knock the socks off my family and make them go "ohwowwww I didn't know GBC could do that, I greatly underestimated you anon!"
I hate green bean casserole more than I did ten minutes ago.
Keep it stupid simple: Organic cream of mushroom, whole beans trimmed, fry the onions yourself, add a sprinkle of cheese, maybe some semen.Don't buy low sodium shit, just add more pepper than salt.
>>19923372Sounds shit m8 and picrel looks like a stupid bitch. Get some fucking meat down your pie hole or I’ll bash your face in.
imagine the stinky green beans braps coming out of her fat ass while she sits on your face
>>19923543built for Jolly Green Giant cooking
>>19923372she looks like she's dead inside and/or being forced into this photoop against her will
I'm an Euro who made tuna noodle casserole from scratch a few years ago. I made a milky fish stock, thickened it with a tuna oil roux, and poured it over par cooked noodles, tinned tuna, frozen peas and caramelised onion.I would guess the process for a homemade GNC would be similar though swapping the dried fish for the milky stock with dried mushroom, have I got that right?
>>19923372Make the cream of mushroom yourself with good mushrooms and aromatics
>splash of milk in the cream of mushroom soup to make it creamier>a little bit of soy sauce to add a depth of flavorI also like to add smoked paprika
>>19923543>>19923679She's just a model. That sweater with corporate logo and imagery is ugly as fuck.
>>19923742Her not being into it is what makes my penis more into it. I want to call her a giant green bitch and slap her ass.
>>19923712I'd cream OPs casserole
>Green>Bean>Cock
>>19923742>She's just a modelJesus fuck how ugly were the other candidates?
>>19923372>use fresh green beans instead of canned>make cream of mushroom from scratch instead of cannedIt's that simple. Any recipe made with those two ingredients freshly beats the shit out of anything from a canStill use French's fried onions though, can't beat them
>>19923941They were probably looking for someone who looks like a cornfed flyover.
>>19923372Dude, I fucking LOVE green bean casserole
Add a bunch of MSG, unironically
>>19924995>>19923712alright cool just picked up 6 lbs of french green beans and 2 lbs of assorted shrooms>>19926096was thinking of doing this
>>19923941you’re retarded
>>19923696Bloody fuckin hell, the smell had to be worse than fat girl’s green bean farts.
Chef John's French onion green bean casserole is awesome. Give it a try if you like French onion flavor.
>>19923372>I need your best GBC recipe, one that's really going to knock the socks off my family and make them go "ohwowwww I didn't know GBC could do that, I greatly underestimated you anon!">>19926096>Add a bunch of MSG, unironicallyIt sounds like a cheat, and it is, but it's truly one of the best cheats out there. Works great on everything except fruits and really sweet stuff. My second favorite cheat is lawry's seasoned salt, which is what I leave on the dinner table. I sometimes use it when I come home and find out that the fast food I picked up tastes like ass.
>>19923372I've never had a green bean casserole, this damn thread inspired me to make one today
>>19923696>I'm an EuroStopped reading there
>>19927757What does the reddit frog have to do with that post.
>>19923530This
>>19923941Rude.
>>19927798fuck off newfag
canned or fresh green beans?
>>19928100Fresh, but blanche them first.
>>19923712Also, use a generous amount of butter and some whipping cream, fat is flavour. My sister once made one with a bit of demiglace added in as well for extra umami, which worked.
>>19923372There is this really good way to make it where you make a roux intstead of cream of mushroom, I think you add sour cream too, then you mix that with the green beans and add swiss cheese. Of course, don't forget the fried onions anon!
>>19926200your*
>>19923372Made for GBC
>>19923780why is this a thingwhy does anyone like the idea of the other person not being into itill NEVER understand the appealid just feel rejected and sad
GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE HAS NO BUSINESS BEING ON A THANKSGIVING TABLE! FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK SO. FIGHT ME. I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM SCREAMING AS I TYPE THIS>
>>19929884Fuck you I'm prepping one today for the oven tomorrow and there's nothing you can do about it.
canned green beans, cream of mushroom sauce from can, cream, worscesterherw sauce, white pepper, fried onions mixed in, then fried onions on top
>>19929884it’s literally the most important thanksgiving side dish besides stuffing (which sucks)
>>19929921Then make it betterAnd it goes turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, stuffing, then green bean casserole, your priorities are fucked
https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/classic_green_bean_casserole_from_scratch/We do something like this but use store bought fried onions and baby bella mushrooms. Like other anons already said, using fresh green beans and mushrooms makes people actually like it.
Imagine her green casserole BRRRRRPS
I learned recently that they've basically bred out the "string" in string beans and now they're good.
i forgot the cream of mushroom!i do have cream of chicken & celery
>>19925009hey! we can read,you know.
>>19923372I'd stick my green bean in her casserole if you know what I'm sayin
>>19932291not a clue
>>19923372https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/best-ever-green-bean-casserole-recipe-1950575Works every time. Good luck on the fried onions though, his method always burns on me so I just steal some fry batter from work and make them the same way we make onion straws for our burgers.
>>19923742stop killing the dream
