Would you? What about beer ramen?
Two bombs wasn't enough.
>>19315656The woodlouse ramen shop's in Taiwan. The beer ramen is in Canada.
Is this creature just handed to you alive as a side dish like in pic? If so then yes. I'll will take my boy home and feed him cheese-its and love him.
>>19315643We eat these guys who look a bit similar in Australia, and let me tell you they are fucking delicious. Got a bag in my freezer right now just waiting to be inhaled.
>>19315643No different from eating shrimp, crabs or lobster.
>>19315681I've got cousins in Perth who've told me how delicious [Moreton?] Bay bugs are, yeah.Never had'em myself, tho.>>19315672What wouldja name it?
If it has legs it's not a worm. Science is wrong. I will not be taking questions.
>>19315691I'd name him Dickcheese the Orangutan.
>>19315713I was thinking Clitmouth von Meepers.
>>19315899>>19315713I like both.
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>>19315681Looks like Lobster but without claws and more legsTaste like Lobster?
Sea bugs are delicious, all kinds
you vill eat ze bucksyou vill like eet
>>19316069What does lobster taste like? I've never had it.
>>19316234Like monkfish with a firmer texture
>>19316238I don't think it tastes like monkfish at all. Idkytf people keep saying that. Monkfish tastes like flatfish to me (fluke, sole, flounder etc).
>>19316234>>19316238>>19316251lobster tastes like lobster. lol
>>19316234It's basically incomparable to anything, the best description I could give would be "Crab but better but with a more coherent texture and also firm" but that still feels way far away from how it tastes.
>>19316234Claws are the best part>>19316365>crab but betterdepends on the type of crab. Give me King crab legs any day over lobster.
>>19316365I actually strongly prefer crab of most any kind to American/Canadian lobster. I've not had spiny lobster in so long, I don't even remember the taste, but I know that the first time I had American/Canadian lobster (not really a thing where I'm from), I thought it made for a pale imitation of spiny lobster.I've grown to think American/Canadian lobster is a lot like fillet steak/filet mignon in that people who don't know any better like it for its reputation when there are better tasting alternatives, some of which are cheaper.Have you had king crab, for example? Those fuckers have legs as thick as my wrist and taste better than American/Canadian lobster (but are upwards of $30+/lb FROZEN compared to live lobster being a mere $9/lb, lol).
>>19316375>Give me King crab legs any dayWell, yeah, if someone's /giving them away/, I'll take the lot. However, I even like snowcrab more than I do lobster.
>>19315643>>19315689You would think but the few people I've seen cook them say they smell like sewage. They're all bottom feeders but Isopod's diet seems to be particularly foul.
>>19316476I that that stupid fucking bitch shit that I want to kill?
>>19315691They're okay. I prefer the texture and taste of lobster but you get moreton bugs here for a quarter of the price so it's worth it. I'd prefer blue swimmer crab at the same price point
>>19316507You're a literal retard. Enraged speech doesn't translate well to text.You would know that if you weren't ESL, yourself.
>>19316234like a giant shrimp but somehow worseit was literal cheap worthless peasant food until like 60 years ago
King crab is extinct and this is what we get to replace it. Awesome.
>>19316560Literally saw some last week at the supermarket, tho.
>>19316502dumb esl poster.
>>19316535No retard it wasn't cheap peasant food. It was improperly canned and it ended up rotting in the prisons due to this. Fresh lobster was always good and coveted
>>19315643>that beer ramen picwesternized asian women who go to great lengths to mimic the common ameri-canadian basic bitch make me extremely angry
>>19316069tastes similar to lobster, equally as delicious. usually served as part of a seafood platter
>>19316502stupid esl poster.
>>19316069Very similar to lobster. They are much smaller - about the size of a big fat prawn.
>>19316251The texture is similar, but the taste is completely different. Monkfish has been used as a filler for lobster in seafood diahes, but it tatses like you said.
>>19317445What's funny is that in recent years, I've heard of people calling it PoOr MaN's LoBsTeR but it's always always always more expensive than lobster. At least in my area. It's occasionally up to double the price.Not that I care much for lobster, really. It's kind of meh.
>>19316726I just watched that video and of course the woman who came up with it has a Chinese accent.
>>19315689Why are you retarded?
>>19315691He looks like a Maurice.
If bugs looks like the ones from the lion king, I'd be fine with them
>>19315713Richard F. Orange
>>19317495I'd rather not name a pet after the titular character of an E.M. Forster novel, especially not that one.
>>19315666we should drop neutron bombs on every city over 100k population in north america to be honest
>>19316026>>19316212>>19316233The difference between seafood like these and bugs is very clear.Seafood is tasteful and has lots of MEAT.Bugs are 98% chitin and protein, meaning it tastes like shit and has none of the savoury aspect shrimps would have.You guys can keep spamming your shit thinking they're the same but that doesn't make you any less retarded.Fun fact for the actual bug soylent eaters, raising shrimps is sustainable, cheaper and can be done in a cheap aquarium you bought at the store. More so than Schwabb telling you to eat grasshoppers.
>>19317747i liked that book
>>19317796I'm sure you do.A restaurant I liked (before they closed and became a fucking IHOP; city real estate is a cutthroat fucking business) was named after a Forster novel. You can likely guess which one.
>>19315643jap cuisine is massively overrated
>>19315681thats a type slipper lobster, they eat them in the mediteranean,op's animal is a deep sea isopod
>>19315643you mean the Giant Isopod?
>>19315643beer ramen looks bad but I'd try it, trilobyte ramen looks great though
Their only use is, after you get the ice beam in Norfair, to freeze them so you can use them as platforms to go up that long vertical shaft in Brinstar. They are not for making soup.
>>19317789Okay flyover. Then maybe the rest of the world could degenerate into a technological, social and cultural backwater like your home.
>>19319533Don't step on a heroin needle when you walk outside, hog
>>19319533And maybe you'd finally get over your trauma