I mean, does this look like pizza to you? I don't think so!
Completely unique and different to italian food! And so wonderful to eat while drinking! Everyone loves pide!
>>19313054Wtf are you talking about, black people love corn.
>>19313082would you stop being a faggot, corn on pizza is bad regardless of color
>>19313090Perhaps these will be more to your palate
>only turks could come up with a way to find a way to make pizza like a pussy
>>19312962Did someone say Turkish pride?
>>19312962i always get the doner kebab or iskender instead because pide looks too expensive for what it is
>>19313132my friend you should take a chance on the humble pide!
>>19312962Looks like vagina pizza lmfao.What sort of culture or people steals something like pizza from the Italians, makes it look like a vagina, and then calls it their own?
>>19312962>>19312984Looks way better than that chicago or altoona bullshit anyway
>>19313184We stole nothing from Shitaly! Pide is totally different from pizza! Does this look like slimy, adulterous bread and cheese to you?
>>19313146just doesnt look like much. i'd rather have a mountain of meat piled high with bread for less money.
>>19313198I'll say it again and keep things simple for you. VaginalPizzalNow please answer why you took pizza and made it look like a blown out coochie.
>>19313202We took nothing! We make pide like vagina because vagina is nice and pide is nice
>>19313200Looks are deceiving! They are much more than the sum of their parts!
>>19313212That is a suitable answer. I think it's cope saying you stole nothing. Pide sounds like a bad translation of pizza.Imagine a turkish dude had his mind blown by eating real pizza, and told someone, who told someone, until it just transformed in pide from the original word pizza then you put your vagina spin on it.
>>19313217EXACTLY! Some pide look like penis! Not always vagina! Senden hoşlanıyorum
>>19313212I ain't never had a vagina with cheese in it
>>19313221You are a fool. You probably think superior doner kebab and AIDS gyro are more or less identical.
>>19313233The word pide sounds like someone with down syndrome trying to say pizza lmao.
>>19313229brother, you ain't hardly lived at all now
>>19313229pussy cheese is a rare delicacy, don't know it till you try it
>>19313239not if you pronounce it correctly, it doesn't
>>19313252Pee-day. Some call it turkish peezay.https://youtu.be/GzhCSNlELr8
>>19313261Some are Greek dogs! I spit on them!
>>19313248Niggers literally ruin eveything.
>>19313276Didn't ruin that shirt, he rocked the fuck out of that shit. The lady behind him is having a hard time not jumping him and sitting on his face right there in line. Just look at her eyes. Lust.
>>19313291Shut the fuck up you stupid cuck.
>>19313302Imagine your national anthem getting less than 300 views on youtube.https://youtu.be/EFEtt48TZ2U
>>19313336Imagine being an obedient dog who must stand and sing on command and makes promises to cloth
>>19312962>does this look like pizza to youyes
>>19313346Your country is a literal bird.
>>19312984I used to put corn on picrel and fold it into a taco in elementary school
>>19313356Your country is a literal cesspool
>>19313367Yeah for a bird cause we use arrows that slice and dice their long vulnerable necks right off.My cock is more metal than yours is btw. He lost an eye in a to the death battle against another rooster.
>>19313386Stick to shooting your own children and not going to the doctor; you aren't much for banter, Sam
>>19312962fucking love pide
>>19313296try some cheesy pussy marinade and get back to me, maybe it'll make your next burger more enjoyable
can someone finally say what the hell this dish is called
>>19313417turkish vagina pride corn pizza baguette
>>19313403Imagine seething so hard because you're a turkey who lost a cock comparing contest.You don't need to shoot your own children in Turkey. They are DOA from recessive retard genes. Lmfao.
>>19313417(you are a bitch)
>>19313422>US has a high rate of being gay faggots retards, almost 100%Your one eyed cock has herpes, just like your mom, dick breath
>>19313448HAHA COUSIN FUCKER BIRD ASS BITCH. YOUR MOTHER IS YOUR FATHER AND YOUR SISTER. YOUR NEPHEW IS YOUR WIFE AND YOUR DAUGHTER IS YOUR FATHERS SECOND WIFE. LMFAO MR.BANTSLORD.
>>19313457FUCK YOU ARISTOTLE I PISS IN YOUR GRAPPA AND SHIT ON YOUR LEAVES
>>19313448There's a 1 in 5 chance I'm talking to a bird that has or will marry their cousin or sister. What the fuck gobbler bro?
>>19313458I HAVE SEX IN YOUR KNOCKOFF PIZZA THEN TOSS IT IN THE TRASH FOR POOR INBREED TURKEYS TO GOBBLE UP.
>>19313459You can only dream of pleasures that await you in Instanbul
How does /ck/ do it? Even with all it's flaws it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards
>>19313483The secret is no greeks
>>19313542I am half Greek, and have defeated you in both cock measuring and bants. Kneel before me inbred roach.
>>19313577Show us your cock one more time
>>19313602Gladly. My cock has a harem, fyi. This is his main bitch, and no they are not related. Not even second cousin!
>>19313608Fake and gay! You're probably not even Greek, you shifty Greek bastard!
>>19313613I will have trouble proving my Greek background, but I have discovered the truth of your pidass. THE GREEK PEINIRLI! HAHA THE GREEKS WIN AGAIN! Imagine stealing a classic dish from people you hate, making it worse, and calling it your own. LMAO.
Step aside inbred cousin fuckers. The most real and OG boat/vagina shaped pizza is back in town.And NO CORN is invited to this party.
>>19313640You project greek crimes on noble turks! It was you filthy perverts that stole all your food from us and fucked it up! From gyro to coffee, your food a shit!
>>19313650Still salty from getting btfo 200 years ago. I hear inbreeding leads to emotional issues.I checked and peinirli is of Turkish origin some Migrants left your shit hole to live somewhere far more based and stole the recipe from yall. They probably dipped cause their dad was trying to get them to marry his brothers.The greeks removed the corn, so I still call it a victory and 9/10 accounts.
>>19313127why do they have vagina bones
>>19313649>I'm ready to settle down now
>>19313650It's spelled gyros. With an s.
>>19313701The s is for shit!
>The average Turk 2023.
>>19313457>a greek visits turkey>over the next few hours the child sexual abuse cases increase by 30%This isn’t the roast you think it is little Icarus
>>19313759Funny joke, but your smashed and slammed brain came up with what amounts to little more than a "no you" response.
>>19313768True, but consider the following,you’re a stinky winky poopoo head
Guys, I have to come clean: I'm not Turkish. I just thought it would be funny to deny that Turkish and Greek food are essentially the same by first denying that pide is essential pizza.
>>19313613This post is funny. This makes me happy.
>>19313787Keep it, friend! It's all yours...
>>19312962holy christ it looks so good
>>19312962How is this any different then what Americans did with pizza?
>>19313132It does, I stopped in new place for menu awhile ago and nah $9.99 each. Pidde is the name of the place yet I should get one while that place lasts don't it be there for long also wish /ck/ was over 18 with some of the other comments..
Inbreeding makes you lose your sense of humor as well? Well that sucks...
hmm I bought two sticks of pepperoni and I have some scamorzamaybe I should make pidehow do i get the dough soft and puffy
>>19312962Is it true that every time you make a Turkish dish you have to pretend to hand it to your friend and then snatch it away at the last second?