Salisbury steak edition Mix an egg, some breadcrumbs, milk, and whatever spices you want, into a slurry. Add to ground beef.
Form into patties and throw into a lightly oiled pan
Salisbury steak is a steak, retard. What are you, illiterate?
Make some chicken stock while those brown. Throw some seasoning in there. Or not. Whatever.
>>19312102Keep your distance, cretin
Now you're gonna want to find your moldiest onion
>>19312087>poverty food>this nigga is buying beef, eggs, milk, spices and all sort of premade stocks and seasoning.Sounds more like entry middle class than poverty.
Dig deep in th onion bin and fish out one with a good rind on it
>>19312119If $2 worth of ingredients is breaking the bank you're gonna have to start sucking (more) dicks
Dice whatever you can salvage from your moldy onion
Add your onions and let everybody mingle
>>19312131Price/lbs is a better indicator of how expensive something is.
>>19312143More dicks. Invest in chapstick.
Remove the patties
Add your stock. Bring to a boil. Then add some cornstarch mixed with water.
Return the patties. Reduce to simmer. Cover with lid.
This is substantially better than the frozen Banquet ones
and that's how ya stretch your meat, kids.
>>19312115Jake the steak can suck it.
>>19312087I like to get one of these bad boys, cook it with half an onion, about a cup of cooked pinto beans, about a cup of cooked peas, some chopped and seared potatoes, good bit of chopped cabbage, and a chopped grilled chicken breast (could also substitute for ground beef or eggs). Can add some salt and pepper to taste, or some worcestershire or sriracha sauce if you're feeling a bit fancy.Comes out to like $1-2 depending on what you use for protein and it lasts 2 big meals or 3 medium meals so you're good all day.Sometimes I will substitute the noodles for water and milk and make a stew instead, I've never tried the stew with the noodles together but I might next time, doesn't sound too bad now that I think about it.
>>19312206I forgot to mention rice, rice is always a solid addition to this
>>19312206There is nothing you can do to a ramen packet that will make it enjoyable to eat.
>>19312206Add some garlic to it, too
>Average white trash aka average every American food/meal:
>>19312217You don't have to use that one, you can add regular noodles, use a different instant brand, or use no noodles at all. Personally I prefer these ones but they're only for when you're feeling extra decadent, since they're like $1.29 a pop.
>>19312232>Implying niggers don't get all that shit 1st of the month when their EBT is reloaded
>>193122331.29 for 300 calories worth of noodles and a bouillon cube doesn't strike me as "poverty food". "Keep you in poverty food", maybe.
>>19312232>lite spamDo you want me to starve to death? Might as well just make me eat grass and leaves at that point.
>>19312190>no instant mashed potatoes with itrookie mistake
>>19312254Yeah. Out of potato flakes and didn't feel like boiling potatoes. I plan on having the the rest of it tomorrow with some mash, though.
>>19312250I agree, that's why I said it's only for when you're feeling extra decadent. The stir fry noodles are for fat cats and ballers only. Expensive but worth the price tag for special occasions.
>>19312232>Average Afghani poorfag middle of nowhere in some Pashtun village where every compound is filled with bullet holes of NATO ammunition, every woman has been raped by some dumbfuck inbred hillbilly from Missouri but where American "democracy" aka McDonalds REITs failed to be a success and where hundreds of retarded Americans died or got seriously maimed over nothing lol lmfao rotflmao even enjoy paying for your fake left foot for the rest of your life even.
>>19312262Some salisbury steak and butter bread would really cheer you up, Mohammed
>>19312243Thanks for pointing out that both white and black Americans are all the same and literal trash. It's no surprise the Jews own you - you're too stupid and worthless to amount to anything! xD
>>19312262not a fair comparison, afghanis don't need as much calories from food as americans because they get extra protein from all the little boy dicks they suck
>>19312268What's that? Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me chewing on the smoky essence in cahoots with loads of dry fruits and juiciness of chicken and every grain of jasmine basmati rice that is going into my mouth, making me feel heaven on Earth. Rich and flavourful spice blend from Afghani babushka marinates the succulent chicken cubes cooked over charcoal which makes it a perfect Afghani meal. The taste of brown onion, roasted garlic and the creamy fragrance is just little enough to awaken my senses while reading your soporific, envious and jealous Western child palette.You know what would cheer you up, Liam/Noah/Oliver/Elijah/James/William/Levi/Jackson/Aiden etc? Some religious Afghani food!
>>19312309Those are all British names. Please watch out for scorpions while you enjoy your meal in your cave. Looks delicious. There's an Afghani restaurant down the road. They make really good food. I think their child died in a drone strike. How tragic.
>>19312309looks good until 11 people all start eating from the same plate with their hands
>>19312326Sorry, Ryder! I didn't mean to disrespect your redneck parents back in Arkansas. . ته ملامت نه یې It's sometimes hard to tell you all apart, you know? When you're dead, we can't hear your accents, haha! By the way, that Afghan restaurant is just a piece of soft power. What better way to conquer a culture than through food and telling them that it's totally normal and okay to believe men can be women and women can be men.Khodai de wabakha!
>>19312360This reminds me. I should've put a little tomato paste in with the onions before deglazing the pan.
>>19312360Mamoud raped little girls. Piss be upon him (urine)
>>19312232Great now I want funyuns
>>19312271Saying 'average trash persons' would be a lot more politically correct, sis.
>>19312190i'm stretching my meat right now
>>19312232It really makes you realize how retarded poor people are to buy all that trash. My cousin knows a single mom that sells her EBT every month. She was getting around $1300 a month during covid. I give her $200 for $400 of EBT. I load up on pure meat and essentials. Such a good little scam. I really recommend all ck anons do this if you can. Last month I got rib-eyes, NY strips, skirt, flank, boneless chicken thighs, chicken breast, sausage, and bacon. Then a bunch of random stuff I needed. So awesome. Has saved me a ton of money. We also have a fresh food pantry by us that is vegan so gives out veggies mainly. I've cut my food expenditures by 70% a month.
>>19313487The .50c on the dollar EBT swap is a thing of beauty. You have to take them to the store with you, though, or these crackheads will report their card stolen and run off with your money.
>>19312261in what bizarro world are noodles expensive?
>>19313546Those noodle cups are expensive for what they are. You can get a pound of pasta for the same price.
>>19312190How about you stretch my meat, faggot?
>>19313487Not a poornigger that needs handouts
>>19312360Oh gross, this guy is an actual sandnigger
>>19312087James Salisbury was anti-grain. Salisbury steak does not contain bread crumbs. It's just chopped or ground beef mixed with onion.
>>19312131Poverty isn't a silly quirk. Stop being such an insufferable faggot.
>>19312087god bless democracy
>>19315064Get a job
>>19315251I do this.
Why does meatloaf in a pan attract seething Arabs and r/antiwork dorks?
It's better the next day
>>19316080Fuck that looks tasty. Good job anon.
I enjoy plain Ramen chicken noodle flavor, it's stupid but I think it's the best chicken noodle soup, sometimes I toss an egg in the boiling water with it
>>19316252Poor people are poor because they're largely low IQ subhuman trash, as evidenced by their universal love of ramen; one of the worst foods in existence
>>19316282you mean instant raman rite
Looks real comfy, OP. Well done.