youwahh im so fat its not my fault people are getting fat unlike all human history where they used to eat chicken and rice for every meal but its definitely not the McDonald's and soda I take dailymepicrel 7 days a week
No one asked.
>>19311663I think a lot of people are asking how to really lose weight without muh counting calories. I dip this in Louisiana hot sauce btw
>>19311658Thus isn't your blog faggot.
>>19311670I'm from Louisiana and didn't ask.
>>19311663>>19311672>>19311673post wrist. fats opinions will be discarded.
>>19311670You're still fat though. Only fat people brag about eating "better". You're still unhealthy and chunky.
>>19311658>picrelAhhh, classic /ck/.Blurry picture of god-knows-what, but OP (the eternal faggot) expects that people know what the fuck it is.What's wrong with about half you people?Is there a name for what's wrong with your brain?
>>19311676You're the fat guy eating rice thinking that'll help. Not me.
>>19311658A lot of people eat insane amount of sugar and almost 0 whole foods from birth and are quite literally addicts that were never taught better with the exception of a few half hour spiels in health class.T. A thin that ate sesame broccoli and mushrooms for breakfast
>>19311678>Is there a name for what's wrong with your brain?It's called being an esl non American
>>19311678>marinate chicken in Louisiana hot sauce, vinegar (balsamic if you can afford it) for 3 to 5 days>cook on griddle>serve over white rice with hot sauce
>>19311685How fucking poor are you that you were literally just eating mushrooms for breakfast? Lmao what a sad life
>>19311676Holy cope, no one gives enough of a shit about your trash thread to do that for you.
>>19311688Holy shit, is that supposed to be OP? This nigga is literally on the opposite side of being morbidity obese.
I am the Mustard Rice©. Kneel before my impeccable symmetricality and perfect skin tone.
>>19311692Mushrooms are tasty, I love them, and I like a light breakfast. I just doordashed a falafel wrap.>>19311700So brown, not that I'm racist, but I'm entirely British and french with less than 2% Hungarian/German.>>19311704That's me, and my BMI is 18, so yeah I'm somewhat thin, picrel
>>19312182>picrelNot gay, but with enough makeup and some good lingerie, I'd fuck you until you bleed.No homo, but you're basically a girl.
>>19312182You should bench press and do some type of barbell row atleast.
>>19312299>dyel niggerPost physique.Op has that prime 1920s bare-knuckle boxer build and he looks good.
>>19312289>Implying I'm not a powdered, lingerie wearing homo.7Thanks for the compliment, anon, but I have a gay + boyfriends only policy.
>all human history>eating chickenno lol
>>19312299>>19312340I do the cardio bunny twink thing, my fetish is being man handled so I wouldn't want to get too buff. I do need to start doing yoga or something to get my belly a bit tighter.
>>19312340"basically a girl." isn't a compliment, no matter how gay you are.
>>19312417Jealous no one ever thought about fucking you?
>>19312182Nice birthing hips, sis
>>19312329I hope you're not talking about this >>19312182 skinnyfat, no muscle, faggot, or else you're totally delusional.
Chicken used to be one of the most expensive meats you could getBeef and pork were actually cheaper by weight than chicken wasMost people were eating preserved red meat with the occasional fresh meat when an animal was slaughtered
>>19312368You don't even look good enough to fuck and dump, you just look like shit. Thinks at least have some amount of muscle definition and a chest. You have twig arms and your waist is as big as your shoulders are.
>>19311688>those little wristslmao
Same here but sometimes I switch it up with a burger pattie
>>19313196No one asked.
>>19312182go attentionwhore somewhere else you sterile faggot desu
>>19313207I hope that skinnyfat nigger killed himself
>>19312490Dude. There have been plenty of guys that wanted to fuck me. Or be fucked by me.Difference is, I get the same from women.So sad you're stuck with less options.
>>19312982Give the boys something to hold while they uguu~>>19313012Well interestingly I get a lot of attention on dating apps, and even have a boyfriend, so I'll take your anger fueled insults with a grain of salt, straightoid.>>19312996>Challenges a 1920s bareknuckle boutist with petty wordsPost physique, why are low test lardies like this...>Inb4: tough guy. I've never and would never get in a fight, I would run or hide behind my boyfriend.>>19313029(You)
>>19313265I got under your skin, picrel
I hate fat peopleI hate skin and bones peopleI hate faggotsAll they need to do is workout even as little as 3 times a week They are all so pathetic
Is that baked chicken that was then pan fried? Looks horrendous.
>>19313373>say he's not even good enough for a fuck and dump>get called straightoidYou're retarded just as you are ugly. And you get attention on grindr because everyone on there is a sick fuck looking for a warm hole to fuck.
>>19313389Yeah, you got under my skin for posting your shitty physique on a cooking board.I guess you could say you got roasted.
>>19312182this is not OP btw. im OP>>19313398its griddled so yes basically butter pan fried but on a cuisine art. I cut it in very small pieces because I like it overcooked.
>>19313478>Thinks Grindr is for dating>Calling me a retardYou are 100% straight, underaged, or a gincel lacking experience, Grindr is a hookup app for sluts. I can get dates you clown, with guys that have hobbies, friends, jobs, and families to show me to.>>19313486>Gets phased by gaynon>"A-ackshully you got roasted"Really anon? You guess? Laughable. Even if you were hard bodied you are beta in spirit so I guess I'll let you off the hook.I'm going to be guys try to feel better.
>>19313494>>19313507Can confirm, I'm the fag and I'm veganGoing to bed
>>19313494No shit, he not OP.It's just some retarded faggot fishing for complements on a cooking board, of all places.
>>19313512What's the matter, your cope doesn't feel good anymore?
>>19313507>I guess I'll let you off the hook.Lol, I actually laughed at that cope.
ITT: angry homos
>>19313518It's just bed time, a little past even (11:30)Don't forget to brush your teeth stinky.Actually plugging my phone in for the night, so this is goodnight.
>>19313527The birthing hips thing was an insult.
>>19313534I thought you were going to sleep?Oh yeah, you're just a faggot fishing for complements
You know you can make healthier meals than chicken with vinegar and cayenne "sauce" and plain rice anon.
>>19313758this is a course not a meal. I also ate pecans coated in agave syrup as usual
>>19313758He can't. He's obviously retarded >>19313788
>>19311670As the other anon said only fat people come up with miracle 'solutions' to keep a healthy weight. Regular people just eat regular food. They don't need some special trick.
>>19313817That and cardio, something fats don't do.
>>19313817yes chicken and rice is a miracle. im the one whose hyperbolic here and those were totally my words not yours.
>>19311658You're fat because you are a lazy retard.
>>19313507Cracker, I'm all for gay pride, or straight pride, or asexual pride.But save it for /b/./ck/ is for food and cooking.
>>19312182CuteWould buy you a super fattening Funnel cake on an amusement park date/10
>>19314440Quit giving yourself complements
>>19315264No one asked