Post it
>>19301785
>>19301785this is bait right? calcium is not magnetic. its iron you are seeing in the baby food. foods have been fortified with iron for centuries
>>19301792Only people who make fake rice are chinese. The webm is relabeled because the seething chink got mad at the other thread they are sperging in.
>>19301792Yeah, it's bait.
>>19301794I had this webm for like 6 month lmao take meds amigooo
>>19301785America is truly jewified to the core it's unbelievable. next thing they'll go full chinks and make "gutter oil" and sell as 100% virgin olive oil.
>>19301808>>19301798Why do french people insist on doing everything the faggiest way possible
>>19301847Low t
>>19301847Dunno, looks tasty though. Curious if the inside of the French toast is good, still want to try it.
>>19301863I would toss it in the oven after the sides and edges are done.
>>19301894FAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>19301894>Cooking well is a skillful, masculine trait.Oh is that why kitchen work has been associated primarily with women in every single culture all through human history
>>19301920Basic bitch cooking sure, but all the highly skilled chefs remembered through history that cooked for kings and popes were all men.
>>19301931Make me a sandwich, bitch
>>19301920That isn't true, of course.
>>19301938Bit retarded, ain't you?
>>19301931And they were still considered on the same social level as actors and male prostitutes. Cope.
>>19301953>source: my assTry harder next time little retard.
>>19301950>One guy gets back home from construction work, expecting his meal be ready when hes home>Secon one is dresses in apron spending 5 hours peeling potatoes and tries if coco is *just* perfectIts the first one whos the fag here bros, trust me
>>19301953Cooks were some of the most high status servants in noble houses.
>>19301982Kek
>>19301976>high status>servantsWhen you have to dig this deep to cope it's time to stop fren
>>19301976Yeah just like kings favourite whore i guess
>>19301992You said they were on par with actors and hookers. A high status servant to nobility is above almost anyone that isn't nobility. And I don't even know why you're trying to tie social status with masculinity unless you strive to one day be a princess like a real alpha male.
>>19301982I say this.
>>19301982I say that and act like that
>>19301798>basque cakeI am surprised it didnt explode.
>>19301792>>19301794>>19301816The original doesn't have green text and its exposing Chinese products, not amercian ones. Chinks are so smelly, short, and pathetic. Let 'em seethe
>>19301950Bourdain was a fag and is dead. You're a fag, and should join him
>>19301788an alien's attempt at chili dogs
>>19301785>supplements>foodIs thisbperson retarded?
I wonder if the cucks also clean the house for their missus kek
>>19301938
>>19301785If your food has garbage in it then you're retarded for one of two reasons, (a) because you're too dumb to read the ingredient list or (b) you think the ingredient list is lying to you but you aren't suing the food companies with the help of a Jewish lawyer who would be happy to get you a million dollars
Boy what a thread
>>19301847>video from bug land>"why do french people..."
>>19301828>chopped onion>diced tomato>neither are as describedNever trust a patel.
>>19301828Are there supposed to eat the whole spices?
>>19302031>some gay european food dungeonfuck off
>>19302983>best cuban sandwich>Los Angeleslol no
>>19302939Why are women like this?
>>19302939she didn't take the label out...
>>19303009Anon, these are meme videos... not real cooking videos. She also let the dog drink from the glass before she poured in the water.
>>19303006>>19303009well done, you fell for it
>>19302943What is this genre of just crap?? Some sort of fetish material
>>19303031You know if you go in there in 2023 they're "testing" shells made with bugs
>>19301785Chinese are such liars
>>19302031Plant estrogen is different than human hormone retard
>>19301785>brown handslol ah ha ha ha ha the seethe is real
>>19303030Actually, aside from using soda (and cheese for some fucking reason), that's basically a water pie. It was a real thing, popular during the Great Depression. Some kind of devil magic turns water, flour, and butter into a basic custard.
>>19303147>cheeseThat was butter too. Sometimes people grate it when making pie crust or biscuits. I'm not sure why she did it, maybe just thought it made the video more entertaining. Flour thickens and the butter provides creaminess like egg yolk. I've made pudding this way. I think egg gives a better texture, it's creamier, but I don't like the flavor as much.
>>19303223
>>19303241
>>19301785I hate you.
>>19302870little ones like seeds yeah, the bigger ones you pick out
>>19301950Based
>>19301863the way he spins is fascinating. they should give him knifes and a command for multiple 360 spins like some dual blades shit
>>19303241Do they really issue their officers chrome 9mm?
>>19303031You just know the employees have cameras in the female bathroom and are waiting cock in hand for this bitch to cash out after all the shit they fed her.
>>19303228Damn that looks pretty good. I wouldn't mind chowing down on one of those for breakfast
>>19303693Imagine eating this good
>>19303693Based cat
>>19303693This has given me primal fear. Imagine your life ending in 6 seconds because you failed to spot a predator.
>>19301816It's some dumb video made by American hippies. But it caused so much seethe among burgers there is now a collective delusion that is must be a Chinese video (despite the video containing shit like ham and cheese sandwiches which don't exist in China)
>>19302939Kek that's actually kinda funny
>>19303980>Cat catching a seagull>AAAAA THIS HAS GIVEN ME LE HECKIN PRIMAL FEAR HELP ME NIGGERMANHave you tried not being a faggot?
>>19303030Rage bait, it's a gimmick on tik-tok/instagram. Make intentionally gross food or ruin good food and get a ton of hate engagement.
>>19301785That's literally chinese food though, edited video
>>19304161
does this count?
>>19304006It's interesting to see the Chinese cope is so widespread despite no proof for it
>>19301785do americans really? lmao
>>19301788Does it really make sense to have that many different spices mixed up? Can the average human taste differentiate the flavours?
>>19302983>stretchy ice creamOh so when it's in a zoomer tiktok video it's fine but when pajeet does it it's suddenly bad?
>>19304403>do americans really?I really wish I could filter posts with:"do americans really""goyslop"etc.
>>19301808>makes a grilled cheese>forgets the cheese
>>19303005>So tell us Jack, what are you preparing for us in today's show?>FLESH
>>19304168Got the video where the guy looking at the chef looks like he's about to cum?
>>19304161>>19304168>>19303223Will the briefcase homosexuals surpass the turkcel?
>>19304821
>>19303022>he thinks people aren't this disgustingYou need to leave your house. You can't tell when someone is sharing saliva with their dog by looking at them. People have their own "subjective" idea of cleanliness, many people love their dogs like children and say dogs' mouths are cleaner.
>>19304793>the guythe most american post in the history of this board
This makes me sad OP.Americans didn't want this, most of us don't even know. We're a nation of unwitting consumers of poison slop.
>>19301808Salted butter is always the right choice
>>19303241> multiple accidents in the background
>>19304793> the guyDon't worry anon I hate soccer too
>>19305029
>>19304793
>>19305035> oddly sensual
>>19303005really a shame the second stroke didn't kill him
>>19304824sometimes I just wish for an planet killer asteroid to just direct impact this fucking dirt ball.
>>19305053what about the third
>>19305198>Watch closely now, I'm gonna make this cheese slab disappear
>>19301838>this kills the fish
>>19304930>people are this disgusting>this isn't disgustingPick a trolling strategy and stick to it
>>19303212this is how i make my macncheese but i add ground meat and peas aswelltastes really good can recommend
>>19303223Why is he applying the oil in such a gay way?
>>19301785what are "chemicals"? what is "natural"?
>>19301785Deboonked!
>american cuisine
>>19305041Why is the fat Mexican about to cum
So why are the Chinese ass blasted all the time?
>>19304475You can.
>>19305059I'm with you, friendJust waiting for it to end
>>19301794you make apples that are banned in europe because they contain chemicals that prevent the apple from going brown, and this is only 1 of the million synthetic shits that are banned in europe that are made in the USthe truth about that webm is literally unimportant and you trying to blame chink chongs is you just coping that your "food" isn't any better than sewer oil fried dog-on-a-stick
>>19301794This>>19301816I've had this webm for a year
>>19305042why does this guy look so short?
>>19307722i've had that webm for 5 years now
>>19304475do americans really not know how to filter phrases?
>>19305059anon it's just retarded new money doing retarded new money thingsif anything take consolation that they'll undoubtedly blow it all within a generation or two with frivolous shit like that
>>19305883Super high on coke
>>19307749because he's very short
>>19301838So does that count as caviar?
>>19305454How long do you freeze it for?
>>19305476Natural is anything that occurs naturally. Are you fucking retarded?
>>19301792>foods have been fortified with iron for centuriesI think you're getting confused with houses retard. Keep your rocks out my fuckin food.
>natural stuff doesn't burnHow else can we tell if she's a witch!? If it floats?
>post American gif>Nooo it's Chinese I swearCan Americans please stop coping on our board?It's made by an American clickbait company called blossom
>>19308409Fun fact: nuclear reactors are natural
>>19308459Ok and? You forgot to add the part of the post where you actually make a point numbskull.
>>19301847Nothing about that toast vid is French.
>>19308452
>>19308484It's just a fun fact, I thought that was obvious when I said>Fun fact:but I guess notAnon, that was just a little factoid meant to amuse and inform, I'm sorry it has sent you in a spiral of suicidal depression
>>19307722hilarious that the seething chinks edit out the rice, lmao.>>19307712ok wumao
>>19308514>fucking moron drops a random obvious statement in the reply chain >retard gets told to fuck off >"oh im sowwy you so sad"Jesus Christ stop browsing the internet without your handler
>>19308546Sorry your retarded bleating and crying wasn't interesting enough to bother reading, retard.
>>19308452It's also bullshithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0
>>19308559Stop projecting moron, your tsundere bullshit is gay as fuck to btw>I-It's not like I'm interested in you baka, I'm just going to reply to you over and over because I crave your attention Kys yourself
>>19301794>>19307722yeah cause china is notorious for exporting western style ice cream to countries half way around the world from it.china has a fake food problem yeah, you can go on youtube or weibo and see actual chinks (not mystery meat hands like this vid) videos on the topic, US has a garbage food problem too. this video is just lazy clickbait trash though, and i've yet to see any actual evidence as to which version is original. I suspect neither since the china version just pastes 'made in china' in the wrong font right over top the other text, and the america version is fucking >implying>'real' supplements dont burn>meat glue is well known to be used in the US, probably other western countries at shittier grocers as well I'd wager.
>>19308452Yep original vid herehttps://twitter.com/BlossomHacks/status/1135970221439643648Looks American to me
>>19308642>the shorter and lower quality version is older and best! IT JUST IS, OK?!Ok, shortdick chinkcel. You can smell the wumao a mile away. Smells like fake rice and gutter oil.
>>19301920Only because women took care of the house and children while the husband was out working. It was a simple division of responsibilites.
>>19308749Oh no no no no, burger bros... Whats our cope now?
>>19308790the blossom shit is fake. same as your rice, honey, and cooking oil. whats your messaging from xi now wumao?
>>19308772you uploaded a pixelated version half the size of the opare you retarded? did you go to school in america or something?
>>19308403not long, until the cheese is starting to brown
>>19308749>Longest, highest quality video>No added text>Actual timestampOnly proof in the thread and I guess it is actually an american video (though everything in it is wrong)
>>19308808>everyone I disagree with is on personok schizo
>>19308749Lol they even have whole foods brand spices in the original videoDoesn't look very Chinese to me, where the Chinese cope even originate from?
>>19308837certainly it didn't originate from the videos of chinese plastice rice, and the bbc gutter oil video.
>>19308850>seethe seethe seetheCan you please apologise and admit to everyone here that you were wrong and the webm is American?That goes to every coping mutt that was in this thread
>>19302947i like troll cooking vids but this is 0 effort
>>19304821>>19304824The fall of babylon is imminent.
>>19308642>getting this defensive when it's shown that the actual video is about fake chinese food and the one that just relabels it as "american" is a lieSuspicious.
>>19308991???It's American though?>>19308749>>19308837
>>19304824>place sells a $1000 gold steak>restaurant still looks like a school cafeteria with k-mart lamp shades
>>19301816>thinks that webm isn't years old
>>19308772Of the two in this thread, the China one is wildly lower quality, if you want to present a higher quality one go ahead
>>19308837>Doesn't look very Chinese to me, where the Chinese cope even originate from?americans with brain rot from too much cia/state dept propagandamakes zero sense when there's videos of fake food actually from china, but i guess not using some easily backtraced twitter video is too complicated for them
>>19301826Don't get me wrong, you are correct but this particular video is fake. Ann Reardon went over how they faked it. AKA DEBOOOONKED
>>19301785Things don't have to be this way
>>19303005how does he keep getting away with it
>>19305188funniest webm in this thread
>>19309715It's a fake video though so calling it american food is also a cope
>>19308642America has a problem with food quality, that much is true, but it's just that - a matter of quality, not authenticity. China on the other hand cuts their rice with plastic and makes fake eggs from resin and gypsum. America might be feeding its population from a hog trough, but at least it's not feeding them from a landfill.
>>19305883They're recreating the hacking scene from 2001 action thriller Swordfish.
>>19307701This thumbnail looks like a terrifying close up face with green eyes.
>>19302980>>19302983If I ate all 42 of these, I probably would die.
>>19305883that's diego maradona and he was perpetually off his tits on cocaine
>>19303228how does she get out without being broken by the culture with the highest suicide rate in the OECD
>>19303884same, but I don't think she shaves
>>19310995>not being a pube enjoyerHomosexual behavior
>>19311048nonce behavior, more like
>>19308642I have never seen meat glue used in food here in the US, and I buy the cheapest cuts.
>>193090041989 Tiananmen Square?
>>19305557>webm of swiss food
>>19311226So hard to believe that the guy on the left escaped from prison.
>>19301959are you fucking kidding me?
>>19311254it was staged dude. the guy on the left actually just got his buddies in the judicial system to release him early. they decided to have some fun with it and filmed him running away after he was already released.
>>19301788I like that they take the time to cook the chili for 3 hours and yet they use industrial processed “bread” that totally destroys everything.Americans…
>>19311226no wait that nigga dipped his food into his drink? huh???
>>19312008he knew he was being filmed, and he was putting on a show.
>>19305431I never said it wasn't disgusting, retard.
>>19310554they wont respond to this, it is just wumao (ccp shills) angry about being unmasked, and about the hilarious other thread that started this one. it is just seethe.
>>19303585No, it's nickel.
>>19301838>this cooks the egg
>>19311977>Americans...recipetineats is australianthis fatty is pretty popular in australiathough this recipe looks like shit
>>19302022Kek
>>19305041Considering the copious amounts of coke Diego snorted before the filming of this video, I do wonder what the hell is he seeing in his head
>>19301838>the heat of the egg cooks the fish
>>19303882"cash out" is my new favorite euphemism for "taking the Browns to the Superbowl"
>>19301785>falling for retarded 5 minute goyslops bullshitlmao people talk about american education, but third worlders got it worse.>>19308642meat glue is used at dollar store steaks and shit. I've literally never encountered it while sharting at the mart.
>>19308816>>19308790>>19308837Fucking retards. It's a lifehack channel you fucking nigger lmao. You actually believe this shit? Fake cheese is engineered specifically to melt better. No one except the cheapest Dollar Store sells meat that's glued together. Rice is not that popular in America, so why would they fluff out rice or add rice water to milk??? The rice specifically is what gives it away as chinese made (as most of these content farms are). American companies would use corn based shit to fluff out things. It's just retarded nonsense.
>>19301838The cook eggs the fish heat
>>19304441Tell me you're white without telling me you're white
>>19304441Yes, while certain spices may not be fully visible on the palate after cooking, all the added spices help to achieve the desired flavors (ie mixing cumin and coriander to attain a more earthy and savory flavor)
>>19304168what did you just call pogba
>>19304793>the guy
>>19305883retard
>>19301838>egg from chicken>end up fish
>>19302939I thought Inu ni Nattara Suki na Hito ni Hirowareta is some pervert girls fantasy but I think it is becoming real
>>19302939>Big dog>White womanYou just know.
>>19302939>lets dog lick her hands>puts them on the dish immediately after
>>19302980>>19302983>6 million foods you HAVE to eat>the Gallon of Goyslop>Crisco calzone>buttchugging HFCSWhy are American foodies like this?
>>19305467It's an ancient Turkish way based off traditional Turkish wrestling, where the men cover each other in oil and try to stick their hands down each other's pants. They win when they get a firm grip inside the pants.I am not making this up.
>>19303005>Making this video with his fucking stroke claw in frame the whole timeKek
>>19301828>spiced goop
>>19302980>>19302983>best [thing] in NYCam I supposed to care?
>>19311226he is just stress eating leave him alone
>>19314582A temporary setback, he's currently on a power-up mode to become even more powerful than ever before.
>>19303228>Korean Egg QueenPark Eul Soon?
>>19303470Yeah until you bite into a big juicy cardamom pod.
>>19314030Why would anyone try to smuggle electronics in crackers?
>>19315752SavedI missed those little dogs so much
>>19315935Someone in prison?
>>19314030What were the first things?
>>19314593You just described a thousand different delicious culinary dishes you fucking mongoloid. I swear to God you people want to complain.
>>19315935honestly looks like weed vape cartridges to mekeep in mind weed still goes for $600~2000 an ounce in some countries
>>19301788>beef bouillon>saltIsn't bouillon already 90% salt?
>>19316445maybe they used a low salt/no salt
>>19301790kek
>>19314510quantity>quality
>>19303024i fucking love cinnamon rolls holy shit that looks amazing i would nicokado myself to death if victoria justice force fed me varieties of cinnamon rolls until im died fuck
>>19301785>the changposting continues
>>19303882hmm yeah and with a smell capturer to enjoy the amazingness later
>>19313589Literally the only spices darkies know are bleach, "Obay", and Lawry's
>>19301785Nice try commie.
>>19303240grating butter is good for when you're baking something that rises, it creates air pockets for a better rise
>>19303024Who does that to a cinnamon roll?
>>19304161i wish death upon this faggot
>its this fucking thread againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0the debunking videoalso nobody in this thread knows how to make fucking american cheese or why its made.
>>19301788The quickest way to tell a shitty chili is when they use water instead of broth or stock
>>19310242they do, yts didn't stand up for themselves
>>19312211>imagine not getting how disgusting this is>ackshully cleanliness is subjective>hur dur I never said thatcease this jape
>>19308413Are you retarded? You have iron in your blood you need iron. You have thousands of rocks in your body rn! So say thank you rocks. Thank you!
>>19305467>Why is he applying the oil in such a gay way?He's non-American. We made him that way with Mickey Mouse and Big Macs. It's little joke we play on the world that they love.
>>19301785Glad I'm not American desu
>>19305068>>19305053Isn't he up to four now?
>>19303040Daily reminder the prevalence of insect products has gone down since the late 2010s because the WEF is just a bunch of rich people circlejerking and not some league of super villains who control everything.
>>19314690We can rebuild him.
>>19304470>m-muh zoomersobsessed
>>19317382>because the WEF is just a bunch of rich people circlejerking and not some league of super villains who control everything.Are you confused with the WMF? Nobody cares about the WEF
>>19308512.org isn't the country specific TLD for the United States. 4chan isn't even owned by Americans anymore
>>19317441Every schizo who talks about how we are supposedly being forced to "eat ze bugs" also gushes about WEF. My point being that the bugs aren't being forced since nobody except a small group of schizos even talks about them. I couldn't even buy them if I wanted to since practically nobody sells them except for gift shops.
>>19302943Lost generation. Future looks bleak as fuck
>>19311226>the virgin nibbleVs>the Chad devour
>>19317064I want her to be my mommy
>>19308749>>19308837It's definitely American but people are still coping that's it's Chinese
>>19315752kek
>>19317583It might not be Chinese, but it's made by Blossom, which is a child company of First Media, and there's suspiciously little information about who runs it and where they're based. There's no guarantee it's American at all, and it wouldn't necessarily be hard for a non-American company to acquire American products to stage the video with.
>>19315752holy fuck my sides, are there more clips like this?
>>19301808>cutting off the crustsHERESY DETECTED
>>19314690unironically depressing to watch
>>19301788>smoked sausagehe is clearly grilling the sausage
>>19317776That I can agree on
>>19304821I would happily face any legal consiquences to see the look on their gay faces when i run out on the cheque
>>19302939>left label in pan>used literal dog water for the pasta>whore face after putting it in the ovenPeak comedy, 10/10 trolling.
>>19314030seems like it costs more than just giving them the whole cracker
>>19302034>>19301792It's from a russian content farm and the video is titled american food. It's just horseshit though.
>>19317378That's a rumor, official tally is 3.
>>19302939I hate dog people
>>19302939Bro the fucking label
>>19317836what are those?
>>19314690Except somebody nabbed his bbq sauce name.
>>19318984fat innkeeper worm/penis fish
>>19319340>west coast tangI bet that tastes like shit.
>>19317836>garloid goreMODS
>>19311226European on leftAmerican on right
>>19304441you're not supposed to taste individual spices, retard. It's like a symphony. You don't listen to the notes (ingredients) you listen to the relationships between notes and the timbre of the various instruments coming together to make a beautiful piece. Or, you don't look at individual brush strokes, you look at the whole piece of art.
>>19320005You're basically AIYou can't taste shit
>>19302939Come on they didn't remove the tray sticker, how can anyone believe this ragebaiting crap?
>>19303024>you just know(se)
>>19301798Usually basque cakes have either black cherry jam OR cream, not both.
>>19320457People would rather be mad than bored.
>>19317836the person in this video posted "Do Americans really?" 76 times that day.
>>19301808>sweet french toastI prefer this stoic gentleman's take much more.
>>19320625that one has both, what are you gonna do
>>19320717>two eggs fried in gutter oil and toasteww no
>>19320733I'm still looking for this recipe
>>19320814>one scoop of boiled whatever >top with boiled whatever water>on top of all the sauceswhy would you want this recipe
>>19303228Is that like pancake batter with an egg, and bacon or cheese? Seems like a good idea, would consume before going to my soulless office job filing papers for a company that owns 10% of my country's economy
>>19304824You'd think they could afford some less pathetic looking props if they're selling steaks for $1000
>>19312416He's reminded of the time the cartel pulled his son's ribs out one by one for being behind on his cocaine shipments
>>19308861Fine. I'm sorry.
>>19301788do you really need the cheese? ruins it for me
>>19320741That's not China, you racist.https://youtu.be/utk6afvl37Q
>>19320912>ding dong ping pang ching chongOk but is there a difference? It's not Japan so it's China.
>>19320890Yeah you do, it's required. Guess you'll have to have something else.
>>19317498>the slippery slope is a fallacy and you're just imagining things
>>19320828I need to try it for science.
>>19321476Its more like an uphill that you schizos claim is a slope. The availability of insect products keeps going down year after year.
>>19321716you're right it's more like kiddie diddling tranny faggots like you are gonna hang at the top of the slope
>>19321671It's really going to hinge on whatever that assumed protein is. It would have to be something pretty significant to work alongside chips AND noodles and just a few condiments.Boiled crab maybe?
