Tell me your best story about the celery stalks!!
>>19065690I hate celery, smells like piss
I had to call the police, go to court and get a restraining order so now celery stalks someone else.
This bitch was stalking me, I told her the ants weren't mine!
I used to love it but the lately it makes me nauseous
I used to have a hard time eating it but the lately I eat it like potato chips
>>19065690i have learned about juicing and they have improved my healthcelery cream soup is also yumi r8 them 8/8 m8
>>19065690Tastes good, imparts tasty nitrates and it has improved my cooms :D
>>19065690Dole is eviler than Nestle.
>>19065690I only ever use it for putting in tuna salad
>>19065690Unsung hero of the battlefield.
>>19065690taste good, but i can't afford to may so much for so little nutrition when a pound of kale is right there for the same price
>>19065712i made that for home ec once for a healthy snack assignment. got a b+
>be me>put peanut butter on celery stalk>eat ityeah, it seems a bit unbelievable, but it happened
>>19065690foul, tastes bitter, smells bad too
>>19065690i use it to make vegetable broth which i drink like tea
>>19065690I ate them
lay the outer woody ones in the roasting pan with the chicken or turkey on toplet's some air get under, flavor the dripping
>>19065690i dont have any celery but you anons that do should try mixing cottage cheese, blue cheese and green onions and dipping the celery in it and eating it!
>>19069927Better melt blue cheese in cream, superior dip
>>19065690I mean it’s part of the trinity of mirepoix but who other than trannies and old ladies keeps it in their fridge, unlike onions and carrots
>>19066962is such a thing even possible