What are some things that should never go on a burger?
my balls and my ass. My dick.
>>18385929Tomatoes, lettuce and mayonnaise should never go on a hamburger.
>>18385929Anything like dill pickle or anything soaked in vinegar
piss shit and cum
>>18385929little wooden spears
>>18385965I'd destroy a burger if it was loaded with a sexy mature transwomans shit and cum
>>18385929Any other proteins, including egg and bacon
>>18385929>Onion rings (onions okay)>jalapenos>peanut butter>jelly>any other kind of fruit jam>goat cheese>marmalade>vegemite>nigger>poop>pee>lemons>oranges>strawberries> blueberries>chink nut>arab hair>pussy juice>beets>saurkraut>radishes>potatoes>oxtail>bones>fish>cheetos>chips>nuts>berries>chocolate bars>gummy bears>ginger
>>18385929lettuce and the like
>>18385929Never seen a burger with so many things on it but still look small and crappy
>>18385929tomato.sauce of any kind.any kind of pickle other than dill.
>>18385929>goldberg eating bacon on his burgersWHAT? But he is jew? My life has been a lie!
>>18385929That guys >>18385932 ball and ass.
>>18385929Beets. Australians need to stick to raping kangaroos and leave burger toppings to Americans.
>>18385929tomato, lettuce, onion, cheese, condiments, bread
>>18386458It had a Jewish friend in uni who ate matza with bacon on Easter.
>all these amerilards saying no tomatoes or lettuce
>>18385929Thank you for keeping Bret out of the ring
>>18386570Yeah, put extra ingredients in your burger. That'll make you less fat.
>>18385929Obviously it's something that should be considered to some extent, but is your primary concern when it comes to your hamburger really how healthy it is?
>>18385929tomato and ketchup
>>18385932came here to post this /thrd
>>18385929>things that should never go on a burgeranother burger if you just want to eat a patty then eat a patty, don't fuck up the core concept of the design of a sandwich you can pick up and eat buy making it taller then your mouth can open
>>18386570tomatoes are up to taste, a good heirloom tomato can add a good amount of flavor to the burger. lettuce won't have any taste compared to the rest of the ingredients and will be warm and soggy anyways, just eat a side salad. that being said, putting a large lettuce leaf under the patty, stacking other ingredients on top of the patty, then folding the lettuce leaf over so that the leaf holds all of the ingredients inside the burger when you bite into it is a high iq move
>>18385988>potatoesWhoa there, Nelly. You've gone too far, now turn around and head back.
Processed cheese on a chicken burger
>Raw UraniumIt may be calorie dense, but it is very bitter and unpleasant
>>18385929He shouldn't be eating that shit, its not kosher.
>>18387562I don't think my salt grinder could grind it
>>18387519>a good heirloom tomato can add a good amount of flavor to the burgeryeah, but it's a shitty fucking flavor.
>>18385932those are good ones, yeah.
>ctrl-f pineappleOh wow didn't expect that. So that's official then huh?
>>18386570Bitch, we invented burgers. We get to decide if we want to have lettuce and tomatoes on them or not.
>>18385983Dont know about the shit. It'd have to be a young real girl, like Valentina Nappi if she was a virgin. If she pinched a loaf in my cheesesteak, I'd eat.I'd give prime Bruna Butterfly a blumpkin, no doubt. And theres lots of young traps I'd swallow their loads. Not on a burger tho, that's gross. But definitely in my beer. Hell yeah.But you lost me at the shit bro, that's gross, you're eating a middle aged dudes shit. Shes gotta be young. I mean come onanyway, stay safe this weekend
this is controversial but I say gummy pumpkins don't belong on a burger
>>18388142So you're one of those guys who wants cum on his burger?
>>18385929Is that fuckin Goldberg?
>>18386570tomatoes just dont jive with burgers, they go well on a fried chicken sammie tho
>>18386837>it must be these 30 extra calories making me fat
>>18385988>checkedBut you missed one...>pic
>>18388293the heat of the oreo creams the burger
>>18386556stay mad, 3rd world shitter
>>18388357love beets last summer I worked away and a sandwich with beets pork mustard arugula and provolone and dried tomatos and 6 beer big
>>18388357Hard pass, there's too much shit on it. You're not even going to taste the meat, it's just going to be a sloppy mess of conflicting flavors. Do the egg OR the pineapple OR the beets. Not all fucking three on a bacon cheeseburger.
>>18385929Penis pot pie.
>>18388438good 'vice for a budlet. those who can taste be not 'fraid
>>18387551I hope an anthropomorphic baby the size of a dump truck tries to rape you, faggot>>18388293I swear if I ever worked for the CIA and tortured people I would just order like 30 of these and make some skinny terrorist eat them all in one sitting