>>18379759Looks fine to me.
>>18379954I don't know what Iceland's obsession with sticking tikka chicken in everything is all about. I even saw a fucking tikka masala in a yorkshire pudding there onceBut if you want really shitty, then go to Farmfoods
The Footy Scran Twitter account has done the most damage to the reputation of British cuisine in decades
>>18379994that doesn't even look bad
>>18380032>that doesn't even look bad
>>18379759looks like any takeout tex mex bullshit, probably tastes bomb
>>18380056>eggs from my yard
>>18379976Oh dear. This is what I imagine the proletariat have to eat in 1984 whilst glued to their telescreens.
>>18379994Looks great, although the meat inside is probably sinewy and horrible. I only eat steak pies home made or from the butchers.
>>18379759Would eat depending on what it is>>18379954I had something similar and it was vile>>18379976Would eat>>18379994Would eat>>18380052Would eat>>18380056Would eat>>18380086Peas ruin it>>18380098Would eat>>18380138Would eatWhy are you guys picky eaters?
>>18379994Wouldnt, if they tried to hand that to me at the counter I'd walk away>>18380052Would>>18380086Tentative would, the beans look a shit
>>18380146>Why are you guys picky eaters?For me it’s the meds I am on that made things ten times worse. I was a fussy eater as a kid but I became better as I got older, even trying raw abalone and sea urchin in Japan. I’m on aripiprazole for bipolar disorder and it makes me gag all the time, if I get a chewy bit of chicken or a fatty bit of beef I want to vomit. It’s a pain in the arse.
>>18380138fray bentos pies are pretty goodi had a lot of them in university
>>18380129It's not far off. Basically slop the absolute wasters of society eat because they spent most of their money on drugs
>>18380184Euros? Is that irish?
>>18380208I’d assume so, nobody else in Europe would serve that monstrosity.
>>18380266would eat but would probably be done after like 3 pieces >>18380273looks good
>>18380266the erupting fried micropenis gives a nice artistic touch
>>18380146>Why are you guys picky eaters?Man I don't know. I just don't like the taste of lots of things. My tongue must be crosswired. I never asked for this.But even for me nothing in this thread seems abominable except OP's.
>>18379759Perhaps the person let their food get too cold before eating it, perhaps the restraunt gave him cold food. Also I guess there's too much sauce for a small burrito like that. That's why you should order this type of food inside of the restaurant in order to complain.>>18380056I think this photo takes the cake in this thread. Eggs look like they were simmered in water. that green sauce is too green and honestly I've always hated that hot sauce brand because none of it's good. did joe rogan actually post that?>>18380086never had that combination but I assume it's british food? nothing really looks off about it, that's what mushy peas look like atop beans and potato.>>18380138The breading texture definitely looks unappealing from that angle and makes me not want to eat it. Uncanny valley type of feeling.
>>18379759any indian food
>>18380627The enchilada sauce is a normal amount but it looks like there's too much sour cream or something inside. But now i'm leaning towards the fact that it's probably a vegan burrito?
>>18380056joe is such a fucking faggot
>>18379994is that unset jello
>>18379994Never ad' pie, mash an' likkah before you little poofta yank?
>>18380682It's liquor, which despite the name is basically parsley gravy
>>18379954Good Lord I just shuddered
>>18379976I worked for Farmfoods a decade ago. We had no freezers in the back for storage, most things would start to defrost before we got it in freezers. We had something called "bacon misshapes", which, despite the promise of bacon, were the most abysmal things I've ever seen
>>18381414What the fuck am I looking at? It looks like cat sick on a pile of garden waste.
>>18380184what the everloving fuck
>>18381420Looks like Chicken à la King.
>>18381707I lived with a Chinese person for a few months and he would eat chicken feet often, bones and all. The crunchy noise was horrible.
>>18381716Pussy, that looks delicious. So what if the head is still on it?
>>18381724I suppose it was more hideous for my dining companion to watch me eat it, head and all
I love Golden corral
>>18381755>refried bean brick with baling twine garnishJust like Ma used to make.
>>18381733>boiling anything that isn't pasta, potatoes, or soup relatedabsolutely disgusting
>>18380146because it looks like garbage. Presentation is important
>>18380056All bro chefs must die.
>>18380056i'd scoff all that sooooo fucking hard
>>18381315Christ, no wonder I always feel a bit ill after eating at my mothers, she goes there all the time
>>18380208>>18380239>Bray wanderersYes, it's Ireland you stupid retards
>>18380184I don't know what's worse, that they're charging 4.5 pounds for that or that people are paying 4.5 pounds for it. It's beyond lazy, more like contemptuous I'm fucking livid at that container of chips, holy shit
>>18380056imagine your gf eating this then the farts hours later haha
>>18379994this isnt really bad 2bh
>>18380056>those eggs>friedThey aren't even crispy. Probably just poached in fat.
>>18380086Real East Staffs lads would be loading that tatty with cheese and butter on top of the beans, not peas.
>>18379994Newsflash, sweaty: Leyton Orient is a London club.
>>18381740that looks good though.
>>18380056*visible confusion*>"Eggs from... a yard? No fuckin' way. Jamie, Google that. Google if eggs come from yards."*Joe take a deep breath inches from the microphone*>"Eggs are like nature's DMT. Ever see Beauty and the Beast? There's this dude, Gaston, he's absolutely SHREDDED. Eats 5 dozen eggs a day. Dude's tapping into some primal knowledge."
>>18380056>jalenenosOH NO NO NO
https://www.youtube.com/c/TheWolfePitThis guy is like some kind of trailer trash who sometimes makes food he finds at the dollar store. H
>>18379994It probably tastes good, but that green gravy(?) is weirding me out.
>>18384522You have zero standards>THICK slices of tomato covering the entire surface of the pizza that already has sauce>canned black olives>shriveled brown crust>can tell they used pre-shredded cheese by the way it looks (can still see individual shreds after it melted)
>>18380650So did someone request it this way or were some unsupervised workers just curious?
>>18380184The heat from the fries cooks the cheese.
>>18380650what do you think it smells like haha
>>18379994I'd eat it
>>18383334Wtf HOW IS IT HOLDING THAT MUCH LIQUID WHAT IS THE LIQUID
>>18385471Gravy>LOOK I'M TYPING IN CAPITALS, GET IT? IM HECKIN' INCREDULOUS!
Constipated turds on a loaf of bread
Fat turd on salad
Diarrhea in a bun
Baby puke on chips
Congealed snot with stinky tuna in the middle
Ahh bri'ish food, wonderful innit
>>18380184Brexit and its consequences have been a disaster for the bong race
>>18386376>luv me bread>luv me toast>luve me breadsimple as
>>18386376>bread inside bread>'hideous'
>>18386363Worst in thread.
>>18386363Wasn't this an episode of Drawn Together?
>>18380098>fresh and healthy salad>is 98% water>healthyI guess it's not unhealthy but having no calories and no nutrients doesn't make it healthy.
>>18380056this is the sort of shit i whip up if im so drunk i can barely walk, id actually toast the fucking bread though and melt the cheese, even my drunkass doesnt get that lazy
>>18386363Must be a troll
>>18380052>5 pounds for a palm sized punk ass portioni know im american but for fuck sake these are some god damn rations
>>18386726A fiver doesn’t seem that bad. At the current exchange rate this slop cost almost three times as much. >>18384865
>>18379994>>18380052>>18380086why the fuck is it all green?did a leprechaun come over and cum on all of your plates?
>>18380056This one looked far worse
>>18387042>"If only you knew how bad things really are."
>>18387042Holy kek that is grim.
>>18384616parsley sauce. Tastes better than it looks but can't go wrong with proper brown gravy innit
>>18379994I was in London recently and wanted to try this but I couldn’t find a pie shop near Camden with reviews that weren’t horrible. Would have taken two tubes to get a nice pie allegedly. Where’s good for next time I am there?
>>18387119That’s impossible, what a stupid shoop. How do you get wet pasta through a tiny hole?
>>18383884Its Irish retard, even we wouldnt stoop that low
>>18386363that has to be a literal turd
>>18387158Maybe someone can start a TV show “Is it Poo?” where people have to bite into foodstuffs that look like shit or if unlucky, real shit.
>>18387020jesus wtf is wrong with him
>>18387125>Insert solid pasta into hotdog>boil until not hard>Voila
Not even any fucking pey wet on it
>>18387170No that still makes no sense stop trolling me
>>18387167I'd watch that, season finale could be set in India to make it more challenging
>>18380056Hahaha I remember seeing this when he posted it years ago, the comment section went crazy.I did discover el yucateco from it though so I ain't mad.
>>18387268It looks nice although I don’t know why they have smeared the mash like that. The jellied eels can get to fuck though.
>>18387252You do know about the high lead level in it, right?
>>18387283because they're just smashing it onto the plate in a split second with a flat utensil
>>18379759New Mexican here, looks delicious. Where is that?
>>18387024i literally look like this dude and would probably make something like this [spoiler]i'd definitely put cheese on it though[/spoiler]what the hell
>>18387526Maybe it is you and you were so stoned you’ve just forgotten about it.
this is from a pro-NATO shill discord, they organize 4chan threads from there
>>18383334A bowl of gravy
>>18380483I though it and the piece to the right were made to look like a snail.
>>18380146>Why are you guys picky eaters?The thread is called hideous food so people post food that looks like dogshitNone of the posts you replied to made any comment about if they'd eat it or not
>>18386362Those are chicken heartsThey are good but duck hearts are way better
>>183875453/4 of this isn't that bad
>>18387652It’s a bit weird thinking about the eighty or so dead chickens required to make that sandwich.
>>18380086Wouldn't have the mushy peas with it but Jacket Potato with Beans and cheese is amazing. Especially if you crisp up the skin
>>18380181>never had Fray Bentos because it would destroy tin openers and slice up your fingers>got an Oxo Good Grip and it opens them no problemThose things could open a tank.The Chicken Balti Fray Bentos were great but they don't make them any more.
>>18386374Don't knock it till you've tried it. Suet Pudding is godly with a good thick custard.
>>18387172I worked with someone whose wife made incredible cakes.One of them was a Pie cake. It was unironically one of the nicest things I've ever tasted, an apple pie baked in the middle of a sponge cake.
>>18387545you're pathetic, have a safe fall out that window bud
>>18387024That looks amazing
>>18381755Is that the dip can jerky shit at the liquor store
>>18387788>>18381755It's similar but this is called pork floss
Don't yuck people's yum !
>>18380056The heat of the jalenenos cooks the yard eggs
>>18386388I think my gall bladder just ejected itself into my upper GI.
>>18387024That's only half of an EGG 'n' ONION...I feel gypped.>pic SHOULD be related
>>18387042>>18387049>>18387046I made this a week ago...
>>18387042Instant mash and instant gravy are always runny when you first add the hot water. I've seen very similar machines that dispense hot chocolate. There's nothing wrong with this.
>>18386363I hate to be that guy but this vid is actually a pretty solid investigation into ithttps://youtu.be/ubp0wP82tvw
>>18386726this would be at least $10 in my state
>>18388660>>18388639Did this really need to be half an hour
>>18387042OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>18388985no but it was entertaining enough
>>18387716Kys, death to Khazaria and death to the synagogue of satan. If you reply to this post, you automatically denounce the Talmud and Zionism.
>>18387545Fuck off, Vlad.
>>18388985It apparently needed to be longer since he has new information and is now working on a part 2.
>>18380138these were good about 10 years ago before they changed the recipe
A nice pie
>>18386384>>18390001God left us a long time ago, didn't he?
>>18389253>Fyre FestivalThat shit was hilarious, because it happened to people who weren't me.>>18390016From the thumbnail I thought that might be a turtle on the pan there
>>18386374Spotted Dick is actually great, name aside. The canned stuff is a bit stodgy and flat but
>>18386384>>18390001>>18390021That's Richard 'The Hamster' Hammond you clowns. He's from Top Gear and the Grand Tour. This is a comedy bit. He is taking the piss.
>>18387283Stewed eel is great. Jellied eel sucks, yeh. But it's purely the jelly.
>>18386957Now these are the most pathetic strapacky I have ever seen.Who the fuck serves the cabbage on side and doesnt brown bacon ?
>>18387581a snail made of dicks
>>18387175I've heard of street food but this is ridiculous!
>>18380056>>18387020Please tell me there's more shitty food pics from Rogan lmao
>>18389082UK is mad they didn't think of it first
>>18387072That's the thing, don't expect it to be good
>>18390064Turtles are a vegetable
>>18383928he's a bullshit artist he doesn't have to know how to spell sauerkraut
>>18380056he probably drank. he's a bro science tard but he knows eggs kill the hangover causing shit in your body
>>18387268I don't get why you'd want parsley sauce if gravy is an option with your pie and mash. I know it's traditional but gravy is just better
>>18380279That looks fucking delicious.
>>18390840I can't even taste it but that picture just oozes quality.
>>18386664the fiber alone makes it healthy
>>18387545You are mentally ill
cant believe this hasn't been posted yet
>>18391411Is that grease it's surrounded by/floating in?
>>18386362sounds kinda bad, chicken hearts are often chewy and I fully expect that they would just fall out of the sandwich.
>>18386388>the oreos aren't deep friedNGMI
>>18390110>it appeared on a TV show not related to cooking so it must have been a jokeDeep fried spaghetti actually IS a thing in scotland you clown
>>18387024i would eat this
>>18391581No it isn’t.T. Scot
>>18391586Let me spread misinformation in peace
>>18380184>$5 for that
>>18386485did u order sausage
>>18384515The fucking double whammy God I miss dirty sanchez
>>18386726It's at a football ground. Shit's ridiculously priced at sports places in the US, it was like $10 for a single beer when I went last
>>18390444This is in the 'looks bad, is good' category, if you've actually had it.
I once had homemade enchiladas in a middle of nowhere gas station, only because it seemed like every toothless hick in town was there munching on them. I'm not sure what was in them, but they were extremely sloppy, sugary, and generally disgusting.
>>18380080This nigga hanging out with the Easter bunny
>>18379759No pic, but I was "gifted" a plate from some supermarket deli, it was egg rolls. Egg rolls deep fried in pure, 100% canola oil. Dripping with it.
>>18391958I've only had less than great doubles once... only once... and even their hot sauce was bad.
>>18381733Based, they're best once you get down to like Alabama
>>18387024I came to this video.
>>18381755That looks sad as fuck.I can't believe someone would pay money for that.
>>18392798Sorry that was meant for 18381751
>>18387042>spoon on a 7-11 counter top next to the soda and the trashdisgusting
>>18391435By rights it should be gravy, it does look ridiculously thin if it is gravy.OTOH, you shouldn't that much grease out of 3 sausages I wouldn't have thought.
My first attempt at making a full english pizza (I used russet potatoes to make the hashbrowns like a retard) but turned out surprisingly tasty
Tried making a stuffed crust with this, but the filling was a little dry (I think I was too ambitious) and the herring and beef combo was redundant. Otherwise put everything I knew was Russian on it (and cheddar cheese too because I had extra of that)
>>18393049Not sure if I'd call it a pizza, but I don't hate it. Looks pretty decent, I'd enjoy a slice for breakfast.T. American
>>18393065That one actually seems really good, I'd pay money for it.
This pizza was beautiful until I poured homemade spätzle and white beer sauce on top of it. It was damn tasty and the frankfurters stuffed in the crust was as if the crust were a bun for you to put sauerkraut and mustard on it.
>>18393075Based Euro 'za Anon, I'd eat it
>>18393067It was also my first attempt at a weird pizza. I did it to celebrate Brexit's resolution, but I think next time I would make a more definitive crust (was why some of the juices seeped down from the dough) and stuff it like a proper English pasty or pie that would go well with the full english. >>18393071It was actually quite tasty, but I can think of a lot of things to improve it with. For instance, redoing the dumpling filling in the crust in a way that adds to the pizza.