quote for truth!!
>>18020403Bump cuz I didn't had any breakfast for 15 years
Kiss My Grits
LE BACON
>DAE LE EPIC BACON MAN XDfat lib faggot
>>18020403Utter garbage show.
parks and rec is literal peak reddit, like when my college buddy told me to check out r/trees back in 2012 the front page was 50% parks and rec screenshots with some kind of "DAE literally this??" title and another 50% of "LE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT LOLZ" needless to say i dont talk to that guy anymore.
>>18021422>be me>move out of home at age 19 to nearby college town>think I can make friends through the town's subreddit>nope.jpeg>still browse it>one day see post titled "I'm sick and tired of it">it's some local business owner talking how he knows his pizza is best in town>says anyone who orders that day and says they saw the post gets half off their order>call the place cause online ordering wasn't really a thing back then>worker gets my pizza down>say "also I'm from reddit">awkward silence>worker replies "okay?">explain the post>worker goes to talk to his boss>comes back and gives me the discount>says his boss did that in a fit of rage and didn't tell anyone>place closes down like 6 months later>owner is arrested on heroin chargesPizza was damn good tho
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>>18021441How do we go back?
>>18021502we don't it was silly and dumb, but it was also sinceresincerity is a cardinal sin now
>>18020453>>18020636Bacon is good. Cope.>>18021422I guess every show is "reddit" since they discuss any show you can think of. Cope.
>>18020453Whisky and bacon and beards!
Are you guys ready for the zombie apocalypse?
>>18021544AI generated post
>make character who is a cringy bacon eating retard>WAO HE'S LITERALLY ME t. redditor
The only good bacon is low sodium chewy bacon.
>>18021537No it isn't. Everyone is too sincere now. Your social commentary is divorced from reality.
>>18020403Whatever you like, I like(gets me pussy)
>>18021558This stuff isn't that bad, just super greasy
