>>17841087Why, though. It's ash. I mean someone once offered me sauce flavoured with Tobacco, which I refused for a different reason. At least tobacco has a flavour though, this is just adding shit to a sauce that literally nobody likes
>>17841101It's "tobasco", not tobacco ratard.
>>17841101There's certainly tastier ways to go, but plant ash is high in valuable minerals and is also alkaline so the idea of ash being used in food isn't as entirely crazy as it sounds...nobody eats straight baking soda either but a pinch in a sauce can buffer the acids from other ingredients."Potassium...was first isolated from potash, the ashes of plants, from which its name derives."
>>17841255So why isn't it potashium then?
>>17841090>mmmm torturwed animurrr \ ___ /Fucking subhumans
>>17841087>professional wrestling- "we are the pinnacle of wink-wink soft core niche >>17841090homoeroticism!">BBQ TV/videos- "WOOF! Hold my bear..."
>>17841124You are a moron
>>17841087i both love and loathe boomers
>>17841564>torturedAnimals can't feel pain, so it's not torture.
>>17841087>>17841101>>17841255this is a bad idea even if the ash isn't "bad for you"when I did an outdoor skills camp thing as a tween they taught us that if you ever get diarrhea outdoors you are in big danger of dehydration and death and to eat a cup of charcoal ash to stop up your system like an Imodium pill.I can't imagine eating a homeopathic antidiarrheal as part of your meal when you feel fine is a good idea
>>17841677Should i not eat garlic if i dont have an infection then? It's antibacterial after all, cant be good for you
>>17841087>Enjoy our homemade barbecue sauce, made from cigar ashes and barbecue sauce
>>17841087If you are already smoking the meat what does adding cigar ashes do?
>>17841124I hope you're baiting because if not you might be one of the legit dumbest people I've ever seen still able to (poorly) operate a keyboard
>>17841087I really do like the BBQ pit boys. I just like rednecks and blue collar folk. Don't know if this one's a good idea, but I find something oddly satisfying that someone out there was like "Fuck it, let's see how it goes."
>>17841090it's amazing we were able to emasculate this savage island people in the aftermath of WWII.
>>17842061give gay boner
>>17841112is this guy's food supposed to be good? or at the very least interesting? or do people just go for the meme?also>man literally called himself 'salt bae'if you use snapchat speak ur not a man to me anymore, congrats maam
>>17841100>cutting something in half thats still alivewhat the fuck
>>17842889ah yes, those are some good looking jpegsgot that in a few more?
>>17843071lmao what a hapless dope, I love him
>>17843138he ate all the frog legs
Someone post the one where the guy topples the oven trying to get the pizza out
>>17841100holy fucking shit it got skinned a alive and put in salt that's some shit fucking metal
>>17843525go to the archive dingaling
>>17842889>>17843071I swear he does this shit on purpose now.>If I cook really badly, i'll get more views. Either way, I like Jack and his meme cooking.
>the same fag from the previous thread and every single other WEBM thread posting his collection of the same videos with "le funny filenames"ffs
>>17841090my nigga looks like me when i wake up all grumpy from a nasty nap
>>17841087>Enjoy our "homemade" BBQ sauce - using ash, whisky, and BBQ sauce.
>>17841674>Animals can't feel pain
>>17842316he didn't call himself that, he adopted the name after buzzfeed reading women memed it on him. It's the smart thing to do, he is a millionaire now from selling people tacky giant beef with goldleaf on it for thousands of dollars a dish
>>17844340It's an American living in Germany. Does this need to be explained every single time?
>>17843680Nothing wrong with this if you're in the EU. It's only in North America that you have to worry about weird shit like prions, hormones and chemical residues since they feed cows other dead cows, pump cows full of estrogen and spray everything down with "food grade" antimicrobial agents. EU tried to ban US beef but the WTO made them do it anyway. However, imported beef is labeled and never used for tartare or mett
>>17844434Madcow disease literally originated in the UK, shit for brains
>>17841087high t moment
>>17844436You mean they were the first to detect it 40 years ago. Then the EU took action and they never had problems since. North America kept feeding dead cows to other cows and keeps having outbreaks.
>>17841113Both of my girlfriends as well as my FBW are like this it's so annoying.
>>17844477*FWB obviously sorry stupid typo.
>>17842030So spell it out for me. She's riding your cock while you're licking her clit, but you can't lick her clit while your cock's in. Explain how to read this.
>>17841112SALT BAE NOOOOOO!!!!
>>17844811EGG EEG EEG EEG AHHH WHAT IF HE NEEDS TO PEE AAAAAHHBB WHAT DOES HE DO
>>17843170>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this
>>17843643>>17843648Do Americans really?
>>17844817the heat of the pee cooks the egg
>>17844852NoYou will continue to ask this 100 times a day though.
>>17844334Yes.Animals do not concieve of duality, they did not eat from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dualism_in_cosmology
>>17842217'But the Japanese wasn't dead. He had been wounded severely in the back and couldn't move his arms; otherwise he would have resisted to his last breath. The Japanese's mouth glowed with huge gold-crowned teeth, and his captor wanted them. He put the point of his kabar on the base of a tooth and hit the handle with the palm of his hand. Because the Japanese was kicking his feet and thrashing about, the knife point glanced off the tooth and sank deeply into the victim's mouth. The Marine cursed him and with a slash cut his cheeks open to each ear. He put his foot on the sufferer's lower jaw and tried again. Blood poured out of the soldier's mouth. He made a gurgling noise and thrashed wildly. I shouted, "Put the man out of his misery." All I got for an answer was a cussing out. Another Marine ran up, put a bullet in the enemy soldier's brain, and ended his agony. The scavenger grumbled and continued extracting his prizes undisturbed'.- 'With the Old Breed: At Peleliu and Okinawa'
>>17843665Were the two strokes done on purpose too?
>>17841113I fucking hate Japan. Holy fuck.
>>17841112I'm so happy for Salt Bea, he is making a fortune ripping off stupid people. We should all strive to be that lucky.
>>17841615>"WOOF! Hold my bear..."kek. Seriously though the fucking constant groaning from the narrator.
Reauesting the whore making an Old Fashioned in a Tom Collins glass
>>17841677Eh, activated charcoal is used in medical settings to try and pull food poisoning out of people's guts all the time. It's not something you should eat all the time but a bit of it probably won't hurt. I don't know if ash specifically helps though
>>17843669Hey you finally got some new material
>>17844043I liked this show, too bad they canceled it
>>17841113>>17844477>be woman who cooks great>men come running to eat whatever I bring in and tell me it's delicious
>>17844511This isn't him
>>17842217A bunch of skinny Jews commissioned nukes
>>17845659>vomit randon herbs on a plate>avocadoYup, that's mediterranean.Moroccans rape blondes from north europe, i guess that's mediterranean too.
>>17845183What the fuck is that?
>>17843170>You have to eat all the eggs
>>17845697Brother, you are retard
>>17843533That's grated daikon radish
>>17845183Why would someone want to eat that garbage? Asians are as animalistic as it gets. Even starving africans have more manners and taste that fucking chinks
>>17845595The heat of the soup cooks the egg.
>>17841087I heard these guys eat ass and slurp semen
>>17846204That is Kodoku no Gurume, right? I've been to two places featured there I think, had a good time
>>17846226Yeah, pure /ck/ kino.
>>17844943You master baiters are getting pretty lazy these days
>>17846350this is amazing
He's using the old Shapiro family recipe
>>17841090>>17841100Chinks and gooks all deserve to be brutally slaughtered in their own homes.
>sees the word "American" in filename>skip
>>17846350kek you ever give a kid a bowl of the stuff to play with just to watch them struggle? amazing
>Can't even open a beer
>>17846712jesus christ you can just make a dry salt brine and leave the chicken uncovered in your fridge which is basically a cold dehydratorthis and the one of him flinging shit into oil that's barely up to frying temp is some of the most infuriating cooking shit I've seen, it would be one thing if it was some dumb fuck who didn't claim to be a chef or cook, but you know he thinks he's a fucking genius in a kitchen
>>17846917he's had like 3 strokes anon
>>17846917> Belgian Blue MoonAHAHAHAHAHHA FAGGOT AHAHAHAHAH
>>17847157Jack is a faggot but I hate beer snobs that judge others for the beer they drink. All types of beer has its place. Get over yourself.
>>17841087>bbq recipe>pours bbq
>>17843151i hope that mentally challenged man found his way to his wife or mother
>>17843929>being so lazy he doesn't bother using both hands>>17844043like clockwork
>>17847805she's shittin n pissin under that chair while she does all this
>>17844511i see that fucking watermark what happens here
>>17846756chinks are chinese gooks are korean those are both nips
>>17846712holy shit when he stuck the dryer in the damn thing BIG kek
>>17848179stop, I can only fap this many times a day
>>17841090The frog is dead, its just physical reactions because they're very simple creatures. This is like taking a video of a beheaded face blinking and twitching and pretending that it means the person is still alive.
>>17845161The thing is he really believes his own shit. He's not actually smart enough to be doing it from some higher ground, although maybe he wakes up to it one day.
>>17847147No excuse. I stroke off five times a day minimum and can always open a beer.
>>17847166The oil not being hot enough has to be the most disappointing sight ever
>>17843151If you tripped him would he be able to get back up unaided?
>>17843646pretty sure this is a crime in Italy
>>17847160Is Joey still going?
>>17849304It would be very baneful
>>17843170How does the Cameraman get out?
>>17849503He needs to walk on eggshells
>>17843646I've never tried melting the cheese before mixing it with the eggs, I guess it could work. Not cutting the bacon is retarded though.
>>17849268If he's making millions from doing it he doesn't need to wake up
>>17850872Is that an eel
>>17850887i dont think thats an eel
>>17844477your hand only counts as one of your girlfriends, you know.
>>17850887it is an eel, skinned alive, you can see the sack with the organs at the front. another fine chinese dish.
>>1784559530 seconds to eat it.why waste time.
>>17841677>if you ever get diarrhea outdoors you are in big danger of dehydration and death and to eat a cup of charcoal ash to stop up your system like an Imodium pill.ridiculously too muchin 3rd world countries you'll see charcoal pills for this and that's enoughBTW, speaking of diarrhea, lots of ground pepper on top of a shot of vodka is a russian cure for itwell, one day I was in trouble and had no pills so why not try it?it workedreally, it did
>>17851321>lots of ground pepperBlack pepper or what?
>>17850743this is 10 times better with sound
>>17841107>accordion pineappleEat a million dicks
>>17847789This feeds 4 people or 1 american
>>17844852Do euros really not?
Can you guys please stop posting torture food please? Nobody wants to see this shit.
>>17844811how does he get out..?
>>17841087mmm thats good eatin, pitboys style...
>>17843668I will eat zose bugs
>>17853247>McBolognesedo americans really
>>17853247ngl I'd try that once, I bet it tastes great
>>17841100Ive eaten this a good few times. Having it again tomorrow in fact. Its good shit. Retarded americunts need to shut the fuck up lmao fucking maggots
>>17843643WhatThe FuckIs That...
>>17850743Can I hire this guy?
>>17844400Cool it with the casual racism, Rogen.
>>17841100>somebody reposted a webm I convertedniceSource is kimagure cook on youtube by the way, very kino seafood channel.
>>17848968he jumps down a building. can't even see anything because once the phone and him hit the ground the phone flies away and you only see a blurry mess.
>>17843170>LE EGGMAN IN EGG FORT XDDD
>>17843673Midwest was a mistake
>>17846756>>17850764That's how you know it's FRESH
>>17843668That looks good
>>17845709Did you equate salad dressing to rape?
>>17841677>homeopathicThat is not what that word means.Eating charcoal fixes a lot of things, they even do it at hospitals.
>>17844334How can animals feel pain if our eyes aren't even real?
>>17843646he eats exactly how you'd expect
>>17852310Wrong, I do.
>>17847805i bet she's gonna have to take a huge dookie in the morning. Straining. Stretching her out.
>>17841087That's the gayest thing ever.
>>17855566 Nice digits but not as gay as the bbq butt boys
>>17851344yes, black pepper corns
>>17855566rare to see celeb chefs actually construct a burger properly
>>17854922I love how far away these chicks are standing from bigboi here
>>17855566Buns look like shit, burger doesnt get any direct heat on one side, for some reason they put the meat on olive oil2/10
>>17844400based full house get
>>17853261No they don't
>>17848968He became impact man and went around the city falling on people's cars.
>>17847162>All types of beer has its placewrong. a lot of "beer" should be plastered on a cognitive dissonance educational poster for white trash
>>17841087white people so stupid they think ash is a spice lmfao
>>17851321>>17841677Would that work with cigarette/cigar ash though?
>>17856303*taps the bread*
>>17855523do italians really
>>17856307the hot taps cook the bread
>>17855523accurate representation of sex with an italian girl
>>17843646Who is this fat fuck? Sir Fortescue demands to know.
>>17856307knock knock, whos there
>>17857696you gotta knock to check for bread demons.
Does anyone have the one where a man comes out of an elevator carrying a huge carton of eggs and I'm 80% sure he's wearing a lederhosen for some reason? Haven't seen it in a long time so details might be wrong.
after some consideration.... that bbq sauce is probably finebut why not just smoke a cigar with your bbq
>>17845697>This isn't him
>>17843646>this frogfaced troglodyte is the "master race"
>>17841112>that'll be $1600 + tip
>>17843648>>17843643>all that food>pures lebenHoly fuck, my sides
>>17841113Why would you be mean to Serena?
>>17843071Which video is this?
>>17843643>american> "pures leben"> all of the packaging is in Germanare you retarded?
>>17844811How does he get out?
>>17847789$5 for three meals? sure
>>17856303you just know
>>17858134He only became fat when he arrived in America
>>17841113I feel like they get a kick out of making the bad path cutscenes
>>17855720I thought it was pretty clever to use the cheese as a seal for the bottom bun
>>17841615>wink-winkmost of the core BBQ pit boys are literally gay though. as in they suck cocks and have anal sex with each other.
>>17858173For that much plastics $5 is too much
>>17858877heavy blackpool vibes from my childhood
>>17856124only one of them is wearing a marriage ring
>>17858124>>17844340You two need to be around these parts a little longer
>>17859038City of a Thousand Dreams
>>17859118if youre a spicehead or a punk yeah
>>17855566I hate this stupid fucking face
>>17856037Whats this ?
>>17854705The foreigner lives rent free in the average polacks head
>>17841090>NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN SEACREATURINO!! OMG REDDIT RISE UP!
>>17850743KekThat was actually impressive
>>17841100that's not very halal:(
>>17858877>>17858872>>17859529>>17859547Where are these from?
Are the BBQ Pit Boys just a bunch of gay raging alcoholics? Their ideas are like late night drunk food but on a grill.
>>17856734It's a meme restaurant in Vegas
>>17844811fry am the egg mani am the walrus
>>17842316The food isn't good for the price, a regular steakhouse has much nicer food. It's just an overpriced meme, people go for the attention of it, to record a video of themselves eating there and to boost their social status.
>>17850499Except if he believes his own hype he's probably spending like he's gonna be making that much money forever and people aren't going to get bored of him so he'll end up with no money and massive irs debt
>>17843668My mom did it once. You must purge them making eat cornmeal exclusively If you get them from the trees on your house. Taste pretty well I have to say.
>>17855523I know pasta in bread is gross, but did he have to chunder on it at the end?
>>17846226>>17846204is there a torrent? i cant find it on nyaa
>>17849254anon, you're on a site with gullible enough retards that they'd believe that as well.
>>17841112>grossly overcooked>couldn't even manage to slice all the way through>probably overpriced>>17841112Yeah, dude's a genius. Hell, I've heard that most of these webums are of actors he hires.
>>17849268Then I hope whoever was smart enough to build his empire for him is also smart enough to make some money and get out before he gets caught with a tranny hooker's cock in his ass and it all falls apart.
>>17845774Africans literally gather around a dead goat, suck down its congealing blood, and eat the meat raw.
>>17855566I can't stand the superstitious custom of clinking glasses, but docking your food is peak retardation.
>>17860696docking can be a fun laugh with your bros
>>17843648A real BBC queen
>>17853247do americans really
>>17844446your cuisine is still shit, Nigel.
>>17844477this guy fucks.
>>17843668ok. does this shit ACTUALLY taste good? various seashell animals do so I guess. are they farmed? are they the same species I step on when it rains?
>>17844434no fuck you, you are literally savages for eating raw minced meat. keep trying to justify it tho.
>>17859794As the other anon said, Marks and Spencers ads. Here's a whole playlist of them: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_yW5gr0lcwVfwDQY5iB9d99r4QFMKtcsThe first one they did got a ton of positive response, so they've been running with the format ever since.
>>17845183as a Romanian who has personally cleaned pig intestine from stomach to asshole, lmjs, what the fuck.
>>17845659>I wonder what the secret to making me a good cook is>pretty sure it's randomly mixing all these fucking herbs and spices and then frying the shit out of my chicken
>>17847166fucking hate it when batter refuses to stick because of flour on the meat but if I don't put in in flour first then the batter is not uniform.I'm talking about chicken breast in crepe batter btw.
>>17860589Huh, I could have sworn I got it from nyaa but that was a few years back. Looks like they're all pretty dead now. There's this janky streaming site that seems to have most of it: myasiantv.cc/show/kodoku-no-gurume/episode-1
>>17845709>>17861147Why are you acting like parsley, basil, and oregano is some sort of crazy combination.
>>17855980tapioca chips with like 30% prawn in the good ones. pretty fucking good, actually.
>>17856303>pre-boiling and double-frying french friesgtfoh
>>17861190only plebs mix oregano and basil
>>17861190because I'm pretty sure that's about as mediterranean as those "italian spices" mixesalso I bet it tastes like shit.
>>17861308>as those "italian spices" mixes are italianI should have said.
>>17861255>>17861308It's an absolute basic ass mix of herbs, what are you on?
>>17845098they were his body rebelling against his cooking
>>17843673mix snickers + vanilla ice cream then put some apple slices on top might be good but this is too much
>>17843929>>17847805he's not lazy his hand's basically dead from stroking out
>>17841113I miss this type of shit in vidya...
>>17845183There's spaghetti inside the penis!?
>>17843655Looks like a child's vomit
>>17861212that's the best way to do it retard, they prepare all fast food chain fries like that too. It makes the skin very crispy.
>>17860715There are dog vending machines?
>>17843663I really hate to admit it but I actually do want to try this
>>17841090>0:17feels bad man
>>17841113now post the veronica cutscenes uoh
>>17844956After the nips did all that and worse to captured US soldiers in the Philippines
>>17861175is it the same quality? if not would you mind making a 9 season torrent on /t/ ?
>>17853884So what was the point of squirting lemon juice in its eyes?
>>17861054Like mussels but a lot softer
>>17862784What causes this?
>>17863191A sense of humor.
>>17860383>did he have to chunder on it at the end?He comes from the land down under
>>17850872one of the more sadistic videos of these type that I've seen. What the fuck, man
>>17863191She's one of the girls from Foam adventure (yes, _that_ Foam adventure). That might give you a clue. I don't really think that video is so bad, I've seen worse.
>>17841090Asians lack empathy and sympathy. They have no soul. They are perfect conformists. If they ever become world superpower we are all in deep shit. They will devour every plant and animal and imprison 90% of the entire world population, themselves included.
>>17863214Guess that's just too highbrow for me
>>17855566>Put both buns on top of the patty>Take one half and place it right while awkwardly flipping the burger>Take if off again to add salad and cheeseFOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE??
>>17841677White = TightBlack = Slack
>>17863174Some asian cultures believe the more an animal suffers before it dies the better it tastes. Some elites believe this works on kids too.
>>17841087This looks like some convoluted homosexual fetish thing
>>17863155It looks the same, I only had the first few seasons in any case.
because it is. they have long since crossed the line between emphasized masculinity and the whole hard gay fetishization.
>>17863214Do you have to get it removed or?
>>17842316He's not even a cook. He's a server.