What's your go to plate of food you take when you go to dinner parties?
>>17840609 Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad
>>17840609Wild goat rendang usually. I really shouldn't though, because it does feel like a waste when people are too scared to try it because it is goat, and goat is apparently weird. The people who do try it really enjoy it.
>>17840609Is that ambrosia salad?
>>17840609What the fuck is that?! It looks like Lucky Charms, cottage cheese, and cum.
>>17840609What is that? It looks like barf.
I don't have friends so I don't usually go to parties
>>17840609That’s a bad looking ambrosia salad
>>17840609Penis pot pie.
>>17840609Great grandma's cheesecake. Family recipe, though it's honestly pretty simple. It's gotten utterly demolished at every event I've taken it to. The Filipinos I work with especially love it. I've literally gotten death threats from a couple of the women because I refuse to tell them how to make it.
>>17841147You should provide a recipe, anon
>>17840614what country are you from that goat is too scary to eat
>>17840770>>17841116>look up "ambrosia salad">"Ambrosia is an American variety of fruit salad originating in the Southern United States. ">canned pineapple, canned oranges, canned cherries, marshmallows>"Ambrosia can also include mayonnaise"What the absolute godless fuck. Nuke the fucking south.
>>17841193Was gonna say it looked like rice cream with marshmallows in it
>>17840609white trash dip is always a party pleaser and easy to make
>>17841193Wait until you look up aspics.
>>17841193The South and the Midwest are the only parts of the US worth saving.
>>17841193I'm fine with the ingredients except for the addition of mayo. Why.
>>17841276>eggs>oil>lemon juiceSound like normal ingredients for a dessert. What's the problem?
>>17841269Nobody cares about your irrelevant flyover shithole.
>>17841297I don't even live in the US. Southerners and Midwesterners are just the only people in the States that feel like actual human beings instead of coastal bug people.
>>17841164>what country are you from that goat is too scary to eatNeed you ask?
>>17841300>I don't even live in the US.Sure, bud.
>>17841326What can I do to prove it to you?
>>17841336Post a picture of your passport nestled between your butt cheeks. Just the outside cover, obviously, I'm not a monster.
>>17841342I don't have a passport.
>>17840609>leaving the house everkek
>>17841360Fuck you. I'm Finnish and I've only ever been to Norway by car and Estonia by boat. Haven't had the need for a passport.
>>17841300Kinda weird to make such a huge judgement then unless you've been to the US a shitload. I also like Southern US culture, from what I've seen, but I don't know much about the country ultimately.
>>17841373>Southern US cultureWal-Mart and diabetes isn't culture.
>>17841382yes this!!! america is so fat you go to america hospital they give IV cocacola and hamburger sponge bath hahahahaha
>>17841382In Europe our impression of south US culture is stuff like smokey barbecues, hoodoo, iced tea, guns and driving. Maybe the actual day to day life is dead end hamlets with one shop and it's walmart, idk.
>>17841399Yeah? Christian mysticism developed from the African diaspora in the south US, but spread to the white people who lived there too.
>>17841286Sorry man. Kinda weirded out by having mayo added to a sweet dessert. Is that a normal thing?
>>17841401>Christian mysticismyeah I know what it is, I'm asking why you think this is some widespread and celebrated cultural practice. Or why you think new orleans represents the south.
>>17841399Do what? Remind me of the babe.
>>17841411Because New Orleans is one of the few cities we routinely hear about. It's like how non-Europeans think Europe is Paris, Rome and London.
>>17841416well, people tend to mean the "southeastern coast" and a small stretch of the appalachian mountains when they say "south". Florida is barely even "southern", only "northern" florida is "southern" lol Texas isn't even in "the south". Your fractured take on the US was all a lie, anon.
>>17841297>flyoverFucking lol. Absolute burbcuck detected. Friendly reminder: you will never ever be a citychad. Enjoy your Olive Garden and Red Lobster you fucking burbtrash.
>>17841434why did his post upset you so much anon?
>>17841442Because I'm a gay faggot and simple things trigger me to no end
>>17841449what a tragedy>pic rel
>>17841442Because he insulted my irrelevant flyover shithole, and the only way I know how to respond to things is with projection.
>>17841164Let's just say the people who didn't want to try goat were white. The one Philippino woman at the last party I brought my rendang to really loved it.
>>17841765I live in an apartment building. Our sauna is in the basement.
i made a spinach and pesto pasta salad that was pretty ok. or a mac n cheese with carmelized onion, roasted mushroom and bacon that was ok if it’s thanksgiving or dinner like that
>>17841869do people ever bang in the communal sauna late at night? like there might be so much steam and you don’t know what kind of hole you’re sticking your penis into?
>>17841917I have no idea. I hope not. The stove isn't on after 9 PM, so even if there were people fucking, it'd be in a cold sauna.PSA: do not fuck or jerk off in a sauna. The bloodflow from your brain into your erection can actually make you faint, and you might die of dehydration.
>>17841963>The stove isn't on after 9 PManon cant cook after 9pm. grim.
>>17841963I was just talking to a dude who was explaining how people like to get in the sauna at 100-120 degrees and then jump into an ice lakeDo not comprehend
>>17841963i thought the gays bang dudes in bathhouses all the time
>>17842020Sure, but how's that relevant to what I said?>>17842015Why would I want to cook anything after 9pm?
>>17841434Why does EVERY thread turn in to an argument about where you live being the best? If you have to argue about whether your home is the best or not, it’s not.
>>17842036>Why would I want to cook anything after 9pm?maybe youve got a girl over
>>17840614Is wild goat too gamey or what that scared them?
>>17842536yeah that goat got game they scur'd
Typically whatever I bring unless it appears what others can actually cook looks edible. I've never enjoyed much at dinner parties. The worst one was when my mom worked for NC Machinery and we were invited to an office potluck. Who would have guessed a bunch of middle aged women in sales and accounting had no clue how to prepare anything beyong hamburger helper. It was sort of embarrassing how my mom and I were the only ones to cook a bunch of stuff and not just bring bags of chips and storebought dip. At least we fed everyone well though.
>>17840997Throw in some Miracle whip and you pretty much figured it out.
>>17842036>Sure, but how's that relevant to what I said?The bloodflow making you faint if you fap? Being in that sort of environment is intense.
>>17841367Mitä helvettiä täällä tapahtuu? :DDDD
Get yourself a Nordic sandwich cake or go bust. That shit is beyond decadent.
>>17845082What does masturbating have to do with swimming in an ice lake?
>>17840609I don't go to dinner parties. Why bother?
>>17841276Yep. The other sweet stuff like whipped cream, cream cheese, and yogurt would definitely taste way better than mayo.
Depends. Am I going to be, despite being white, the only "ethnic" person there? If so, I'll bring homemade drinks of some sort, a loaf of homemade bread or a sweet. Everybody likes cheesecake.Last time I went to an Ameridinner and brought anything outside of that, the Whitemericans couldn't handle the heat (I made pörkölt).If there are non-whites or other "ethnic" whites, I'll bring something more spicy.
>>17841402you sound like a small minded faggot. like a girl who posts on r*ddit.the topic us weird food combos and the little cunt says she she likes peanut butter on apples 'omg is that weird idk why I like it'sfaggot
>>17840614Goat is based, Luv me sum gulee kambing.
>>17840609>food you take when you go to dinner partieskek, who here is going to dinner parties?
>>17841382>>17841398everything is culture, anons. everything. the good, the bad, and everything in between. The elderly women eating dry, uncooked, pasta? That's up there with the fucking Mona Lisa. This is how it goes, and I'll be damned if some basement dwelling IT-career regret-offspring is going to draw lines.
>>17840609>hummus (make one big standard batch and split off 2 or 3 smaller parts to mix in different flavors like roasted red pepper or garlic)>egg rolls/spring rolls + chicken strips with peanut satay dipping sauce>pesto + homemade crackers>bo cuon pho mai- vietnamese thin-sliced beef rollups with laughing cow cheese + julienne bell peppers in the middle, held together with a toothpick>stuffed mushrooms>brownies>rhubarb crisp
>>17841110>>17840997retarded coasties>>17840770this guy will survive the coming collapse >>17841116yeah it looks like it's from a church potluck and not some recipe book
one time i made a BBQ chicken pasta salad that went over well. half tomato/marinara sauce, half BBQ sauce, chunks of chicken, grated parmesan. wa lareally any kind of pasta salad can't go wrong at a summer potluck bbq thing.
>>17841917The communal saunas in apartment buildings can usually be reserved for 1 hour private time slots. Some buildings have weekly communal 1-2 time slots for men/women separately, but most people just use their own reservations to avoid meeting their neighborst. Binland
>>17845518you must be a shitty cook
>>17840609if you brought this to a dinner party i'd throw you out.
>>17840609>dinner partiesI heard those were a myth.
>>17840609>What's your go to plate of food you take when you go to dinner parties?I usually buy 2 boxes of Near East taboulleh mix which is just bulgur wheat and a seasoning mix, a couple blocks of sheeps feta, pitted kalamatas, bunch of italian parsley, a couple lemons with their zest, olive oil, and a couple greenhouse cucumbers. This gets the most compliments, as a fresh salad and keeps well while you chill it down. Vegans at the party are happy.Alternately, I make a platter of grilled argentinean sausages (if publix has them), a couple skirt steaks, a bag of mini peppers, and halloumi or queso para freir. About an hour before the party before my shower and getting dress, I'll light the gas grill and grill it all up with some sliced baguette to make toasts. Slice it up in bites, arrange on platter, and when you're at the party simply, microwave some chimmichurri from a jar, nad pour over the warm delicious herbal garlic sauce to warm it all up. Hardlty anyone brings grilled steaks and sausages and toast to put it on. Perfect bitefuls.