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What's your go to plate of food you take when you go to dinner parties?
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>>17840609
Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad
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>>17840609
Wild goat rendang usually. I really shouldn't though, because it does feel like a waste when people are too scared to try it because it is goat, and goat is apparently weird. The people who do try it really enjoy it.
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>>17840609
Is that ambrosia salad?
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>>17840609
What the fuck is that?! It looks like Lucky Charms, cottage cheese, and cum.
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>>17840609
What is that? It looks like barf.
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I don't have friends so I don't usually go to parties
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>>17840609
That’s a bad looking ambrosia salad
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>>17840609
Penis pot pie.
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>>17840609
Great grandma's cheesecake. Family recipe, though it's honestly pretty simple. It's gotten utterly demolished at every event I've taken it to. The Filipinos I work with especially love it. I've literally gotten death threats from a couple of the women because I refuse to tell them how to make it.
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>>17841147
You should provide a recipe, anon
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>>17840614
what country are you from that goat is too scary to eat
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>>17840609
napkins
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>>17840770
>>17841116
>look up "ambrosia salad"
>"Ambrosia is an American variety of fruit salad originating in the Southern United States. "
>canned pineapple, canned oranges, canned cherries, marshmallows
>"Ambrosia can also include mayonnaise"
What the absolute godless fuck. Nuke the fucking south.
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>>17841193
Was gonna say it looked like rice cream with marshmallows in it
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>>17840609
white trash dip is always a party pleaser and easy to make
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>>17841193
Wait until you look up aspics.
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>>17841193
The South and the Midwest are the only parts of the US worth saving.
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>>17841193
I'm fine with the ingredients except for the addition of mayo. Why.
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>>17841276
>eggs
>oil
>lemon juice
Sound like normal ingredients for a dessert. What's the problem?
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>>17841269
Nobody cares about your irrelevant flyover shithole.
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>>17841297
I don't even live in the US. Southerners and Midwesterners are just the only people in the States that feel like actual human beings instead of coastal bug people.
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>>17841164
>what country are you from that goat is too scary to eat
Need you ask?
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>>17841316
America? RIP
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>>17841300
>I don't even live in the US.
Sure, bud.
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>>17841326
What can I do to prove it to you?
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>>17841336
Post a picture of your passport nestled between your butt cheeks. Just the outside cover, obviously, I'm not a monster.
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>>17841342
I don't have a passport.
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>>17841350
Definitely American.
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>>17840609
>leaving the house ever
kek
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>>17841360
Fuck you. I'm Finnish and I've only ever been to Norway by car and Estonia by boat. Haven't had the need for a passport.
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>>17841300
Kinda weird to make such a huge judgement then unless you've been to the US a shitload. I also like Southern US culture, from what I've seen, but I don't know much about the country ultimately.
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>>17841373
>Southern US culture
Wal-Mart and diabetes isn't culture.
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>>17841382
yes this!!! america is so fat you go to america hospital they give IV cocacola and hamburger sponge bath hahahahaha
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>>17841382
In Europe our impression of south US culture is stuff like smokey barbecues, hoodoo, iced tea, guns and driving. Maybe the actual day to day life is dead end hamlets with one shop and it's walmart, idk.
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>>17841398
>hoodoo
?????
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>>17841399
Yeah? Christian mysticism developed from the African diaspora in the south US, but spread to the white people who lived there too.
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>>17841286
Sorry man. Kinda weirded out by having mayo added to a sweet dessert. Is that a normal thing?
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>>17841401
>Christian mysticism
yeah I know what it is, I'm asking why you think this is some widespread and celebrated cultural practice. Or why you think new orleans represents the south.
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>>17841399
Do what? Remind me of the babe.
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>>17841411
Because New Orleans is one of the few cities we routinely hear about. It's like how non-Europeans think Europe is Paris, Rome and London.
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>>17841416
well, people tend to mean the "southeastern coast" and a small stretch of the appalachian mountains when they say "south". Florida is barely even "southern", only "northern" florida is "southern" lol Texas isn't even in "the south". Your fractured take on the US was all a lie, anon.
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>>17841297
>flyover
Fucking lol. Absolute burbcuck detected. Friendly reminder: you will never ever be a citychad.
Enjoy your Olive Garden and Red Lobster you fucking burbtrash.
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>>17841434
why did his post upset you so much anon?
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>>17841442
Because I'm a gay faggot and simple things trigger me to no end
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>>17841449
what a tragedy
>pic rel
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>>17841442
Because he insulted my irrelevant flyover shithole, and the only way I know how to respond to things is with projection.
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>>17841164
Let's just say the people who didn't want to try goat were white. The one Philippino woman at the last party I brought my rendang to really loved it.
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>>17841367
Post sauna
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Mango salsa
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>>17841765
I live in an apartment building. Our sauna is in the basement.
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i made a spinach and pesto pasta salad that was pretty ok. or a mac n cheese with carmelized onion, roasted mushroom and bacon that was ok if it’s thanksgiving or dinner like that
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>>17841869
do people ever bang in the communal sauna late at night? like there might be so much steam and you don’t know what kind of hole you’re sticking your penis into?
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>>17841917
I have no idea. I hope not. The stove isn't on after 9 PM, so even if there were people fucking, it'd be in a cold sauna.
PSA: do not fuck or jerk off in a sauna. The bloodflow from your brain into your erection can actually make you faint, and you might die of dehydration.
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>>17841963
>The stove isn't on after 9 PM
anon cant cook after 9pm. grim.
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>>17841963
I was just talking to a dude who was explaining how people like to get in the sauna at 100-120 degrees and then jump into an ice lake
Do not comprehend
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>>17841963
i thought the gays bang dudes in bathhouses all the time
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>>17842020
Sure, but how's that relevant to what I said?
>>17842015
Why would I want to cook anything after 9pm?
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>>17841434
Why does EVERY thread turn in to an argument about where you live being the best? If you have to argue about whether your home is the best or not, it’s not.
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>>17842036
>Why would I want to cook anything after 9pm?
maybe youve got a girl over
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>>17840614
Is wild goat too gamey or what that scared them?
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>>17842536
yeah that goat got game they scur'd
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Typically whatever I bring unless it appears what others can actually cook looks edible. I've never enjoyed much at dinner parties. The worst one was when my mom worked for NC Machinery and we were invited to an office potluck. Who would have guessed a bunch of middle aged women in sales and accounting had no clue how to prepare anything beyong hamburger helper. It was sort of embarrassing how my mom and I were the only ones to cook a bunch of stuff and not just bring bags of chips and storebought dip. At least we fed everyone well though.
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>>17840997
Throw in some Miracle whip and you pretty much figured it out.
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>>17842036
>Sure, but how's that relevant to what I said?
The bloodflow making you faint if you fap? Being in that sort of environment is intense.
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>>17841367
Mitä helvettiä täällä tapahtuu? :DDDD
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Get yourself a Nordic sandwich cake or go bust. That shit is beyond decadent.
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>>17845082
What does masturbating have to do with swimming in an ice lake?
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>>17845125
What?
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>>17840609
I don't go to dinner parties. Why bother?
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>>17841193
Sounds good
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>>17845127
Huh?
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>>17841276
Yep. The other sweet stuff like whipped cream, cream cheese, and yogurt would definitely taste way better than mayo.
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>>17840609

dinner parties?
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Depends. Am I going to be, despite being white, the only "ethnic" person there? If so, I'll bring homemade drinks of some sort, a loaf of homemade bread or a sweet. Everybody likes cheesecake.
Last time I went to an Ameridinner and brought anything outside of that, the Whitemericans couldn't handle the heat (I made pörkölt).
If there are non-whites or other "ethnic" whites, I'll bring something more spicy.
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>>17841402
you sound like a small minded faggot. like a girl who posts on r*ddit.
the topic us weird food combos and the little cunt says she she likes peanut butter on apples 'omg is that weird idk why I like it's
faggot
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>>17842024
We do
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>>17840614
Goat is based, Luv me sum gulee kambing.
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>>17840609
>food you take when you go to dinner parties
kek, who here is going to dinner parties?
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>>17841382
>>17841398
everything is culture, anons. everything. the good, the bad, and everything in between. The elderly women eating dry, uncooked, pasta? That's up there with the fucking Mona Lisa. This is how it goes, and I'll be damned if some basement dwelling IT-career regret-offspring is going to draw lines.
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>>17840609
>hummus (make one big standard batch and split off 2 or 3 smaller parts to mix in different flavors like roasted red pepper or garlic)
>egg rolls/spring rolls + chicken strips with peanut satay dipping sauce
>pesto + homemade crackers
>bo cuon pho mai- vietnamese thin-sliced beef rollups with laughing cow cheese + julienne bell peppers in the middle, held together with a toothpick
>stuffed mushrooms
>brownies
>rhubarb crisp
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>>17841110
>>17840997
retarded coasties

>>17840770
this guy will survive the coming collapse

>>17841116
yeah it looks like it's from a church potluck and not some recipe book
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one time i made a BBQ chicken pasta salad that went over well. half tomato/marinara sauce, half BBQ sauce, chunks of chicken, grated parmesan. wa la

really any kind of pasta salad can't go wrong at a summer potluck bbq thing.
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>>17841917
The communal saunas in apartment buildings can usually be reserved for 1 hour private time slots. Some buildings have weekly communal 1-2 time slots for men/women separately, but most people just use their own reservations to avoid meeting their neighbors

t. Binland
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>>17845518
you must be a shitty cook
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>>17840609
if you brought this to a dinner party i'd throw you out.
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>>17842108
Ensalada Russa?
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>>17840609
>dinner parties
I heard those were a myth.
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>>17840609
>What's your go to plate of food you take when you go to dinner parties?
I usually buy 2 boxes of Near East taboulleh mix which is just bulgur wheat and a seasoning mix, a couple blocks of sheeps feta, pitted kalamatas, bunch of italian parsley, a couple lemons with their zest, olive oil, and a couple greenhouse cucumbers. This gets the most compliments, as a fresh salad and keeps well while you chill it down. Vegans at the party are happy.

Alternately, I make a platter of grilled argentinean sausages (if publix has them), a couple skirt steaks, a bag of mini peppers, and halloumi or queso para freir. About an hour before the party before my shower and getting dress, I'll light the gas grill and grill it all up with some sliced baguette to make toasts. Slice it up in bites, arrange on platter, and when you're at the party simply, microwave some chimmichurri from a jar, nad pour over the warm delicious herbal garlic sauce to warm it all up. Hardlty anyone brings grilled steaks and sausages and toast to put it on. Perfect bitefuls.



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